Best of Jerma - July 2023

it's over Jesus Christ [Applause] welcome ladies and gentlemen to the house flipper of unofficial Invitational what you see on my screen right now is the house that all of these streamers are going to have to turn into a beautiful home in 75 minutes by the way this whole thing is horseshit none of this matters don't give it away no reason to stay it's all left right now like it would be fine like there's no nobody wins anything nobody loses anything except I have to ask you Jeremiah I have to ask you this this might be a stupid question but are you wearing like a toupee or something yeah you look like you look like yeah what happened more look more professional or something thank you for bringing up points let's go over it real quickly you are all going to be graded individually you're going to give me a tour through what you thought you know like my presentation voice there's a lot of people in here who just left a name is it a mod yeah who it was with like streamer mode on okay sorry Jeremiah which C name was it good luck you are all going let me talk about what you're looking at Lego hair yeah that's an old one that one from 2018. hi stir how are you I'm good how the heck are you headshots I'm going crazy with the headshots and my chat still saying LOL aim for the head so good luck today okay all right so are we gonna be on a team together and we're going to queue for Team Fortress Two live commentary of a 985. tonight I'm gonna be playing as a scout ooh wait no I'm gonna be waiting no I'm going to be playing as the pirate spy I love the quick fixes Uber is that is it bad uh uh I mean it's it's why are you so scared of like what's considered good and bad like enjoy yourself I am enjoying myself and by the way I gotta let you know something star it's over oh no it's it's over are we all ready oh yes I didn't catch that I'm ready because you have 75 minutes as of the the you making me laugh as of three two one go through [Music] okay they all muted they can't hear me anymore I can hear you I heard it oh you're waiting wait that's not how muting Works what what happened German versus Star German versus Star everybody wants to see this happen this is the reunion episode guys this stream is going to have like a four on [ __ ] imdb oh God damn it I'm dead okay you let me know when you're scout scout scout scout scout still up Scout's still alive oh that's how you tell we're back that's how you can tell we're back that's how you know we're back and I'm also here unmuted in case somebody has a question it's very important if somebody comes in here and is like hey dude can you give me please help me how do I do this again I want to be able to be here to tell them okay how how do I fill in an existing hole in the house like in the concrete foundation like there's just gaps in the walls and I want to put wall in there okay so you are going to hold right click and you have build inlets or a build uh walls and lintels you know I I've I found a solution okay thank you so much thank you yep you gotta be a guy from here okay thank you taste tech support I'm here for an hour to be tech support that's so funny though okay if you don't get at least seven kills with this Chris you need to do 10 push-ups well I didn't get any with it but you gotta do 10 push-ups bro what about like you how about I do push-ups but you like lay under me [Laughter] how does that even work what are you talking I've you know you know me wait wait what okay I work out wait wait wait wait wait no I don't want to die I'm gonna kill this heavy the way you know if you go down to Maps maximum depth on a push-up is if you kiss Vinnie does not know how to spell refrigerator do we need to give everybody an extra 20 minutes you spell it okay [Music] how do you spell it you know what I'm changing class I got a better idea nope I don't want to play engineer I want to play [ __ ] heavy okay thought we were going to be engineer friends where are you I'm I was building a century oh are you so that you you saw you I get them oh you saw it already I get that you bought you bought every single drivable bye bye watch your back he's right here yeah [ __ ] you buddy that didn't do anything how do I do that poke okay hold on hold on hold on hold on poke is in my DMs right now poke is I think on his way hi hey all right we're live right now there's currently 50 minutes left in the competition we started with it yeah we started with an hour we went we went up to 75 minutes so you're actually not that you still got some time listen I read it was tomorrow and I was on an aquarium I I'm home now I'm here and you're only about 10 to 15 minutes behind all right going in now oh hell yeah all right timer's gone good luck bye King out right now well if you see this and knowing that you you've lost potentially 25 30 minutes of time it's almost like what do I even do I just go through the windows poke is trying to sell the walls right now hey give him a break here is that the aquarium okay here's at the aquarium have you seen the giant LED ball in Vegas that thing is [ __ ] crazy you know what I'm looking forward to I'm looking forward to when that becomes a giant snow globe in the winter if they let you rent the spear you should put an image of your face there oh Yep this is your captain speaking we're uh we're Landing in a nice beautiful sunny Las Vegas if you look out your left window you actually hears this the strip is in view as we're Landing here uh take a look at the uh the spear today is the susk guy I don't want to read chat anymore because that's funny what you just said so I have to say it but I because I have to I can't be but I have to be unbiased somebody said poke is painting his whole house right now with a paint color called intense rust and I I kind of have to delete that from my brain I have to pretend like I did not hear that still alive what does a crit do with the melee don't say swears oh [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me oh my God [Music] 10 streamers had exactly 75 minutes to build a house at house flipper unfortunately only one of them will get the golden jacket we've seen some drama tonight too as poke showed up 25 minutes late this is where the part where poke is in the chair and he's like I I didn't I was at the aquarium man I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on I I I gotta beep on my phone I had to get there and I've got that fast but what we don't understand here is what was happening over on italics's stream and like it shows him just like [ __ ] smashing his [ __ ] desk so show me what you got here uh uh Alex well see I'm over here and this is my bathroom [Music] the bathrooms don't you think it's a little dirty don't you think somebody in the chat just right there typed in all caps get your [ __ ] Beam on that heavy oh that was bad that was a bad crack but it's okay get out of here oh my God they're all gonna get unmuted at the same time and everyone's gonna be probably complaining and like yelling at me and saying like hey do this event I needed more time like hey dude my house sucks or like [ __ ] you I'm gonna there's gonna be a lot of fighting I think so just be ready for everyone to unmute at the same time it's gonna be hell on Earth here give minus 10 points to the person that complains first we have to be very very attentive to this minus five points the person that complains first Ed I didn't know what did that stop just what's going on who's doing that I'm being like electrocuted this is [ __ ] germa I gotta say I uh I didn't realize how quick 75 minutes was doing it I'm really doing it they have a I had a head of soldier with a punk or whatever it is a soldier with a brass Beast excuse me The Conch The Conch whatever it is soldier with the what the car the shell the like soldier with the what are you talking about the first one Joel it is you so Joel if you would if you could turn on your uh your screen on Discord okay well I can hear like somebody's swearing no don't worry about that don't worry about that no there's the Green gobbler and as you can see picture of Willem the foe you go in here whoa the shrine dedicated to the man so as you've all heard German chat um Willem William no it's oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up with must be William is that what is that said is it Jack Nicholson up there no that's William Defoe anyway he died this year and I want to make sure that everybody remembers he died of gas yeah I use cow Mangler there it is the Conch the what the Conqueror what I what I'm very uh I think I'm upset with here is the fact that that's Jack Nicholson's picture up there not actually Williamsville and over on the right there that's uh can you get in close to that please yeah that picture this yep just get him real close and just stand still for a second because I want people to be able to see this as it uh offers a little bit here uh yeah that's I'm gonna give you a little bit of points deducted from that because this is one of my least favorite images on the internet so I'm gonna deduct a few points for you from that one for your uh or your philosophy I do I do like the vision I'm a big fan of the vision there it is what dude all right I got the Conqueror I got the Conqueror I got the Conqueror I got the Conqueror you got the white I have to stop doing that it's not even funny all right let's go where are you I knew that was a spy too if you just stop muting and centering my words you're about to put your lips on it he's [ __ ] with me and it's messing up my video game oh those aren't lasers aiming down the hallway I thought those were laser sights that's just my vision doing that well it is lasers what the [ __ ] it is lasers what it is lasers okay I promise I haven't taken any [ __ ] Edibles today so we're gonna move on here um and this is the this is the amazing mace by the way right I think oh that's all the grass but all right you know I'm gonna open your stream okay yeah yeah and you're like my God I have solved the mace okay germa germa this is for you buddy because I know someone has a special day coming up you saw the maze you've done the brain puzzle and ladies and gentlemen happy birthday Jeremy happy 60th we are so proud of you buddy [Music] hey I have a race and Cake yeah thank you it is my birthday in months and months from now I really appreciate it that's right oh that's and that's not how tall I am but you're getting points removed for creativity for that one because the short joke is I think the 60th birthday well on its way out do you think ghosts are real that's a whole can of worms answers on um I mean not necessarily I think that there's a possibility there could be some Phantoms I feel like that was a yes or no question and you cannot answer it with not necessarily messing with you are ghosts real they might I don't know how how am I supposed to know because like once you reach a certain level of status in society don't you like get invited to these events where like the president's there and he's like oh yeah he like tells you all this [ __ ] about ghosts or you're in a party and there's like all actors and they all like have the same uh what do they call it what do they call it uh it's been nine days since I've left my home what are you talking about like I think I'm gonna get invited to like [ __ ] special events you is that what you're implying well you went to like the streamer Awards there wasn't like an Illuminati there doesn't matter because germa it's your streamer oh you got your Reddit shelf over here you know check that out you got your whole thing you're eating a chicken egg a tomato and you love uh that tomato sorry sorry I do tomatoes I'm sorry that's that's yes yeah but whatever gamer snacks Gourmet Trail mixer I actually don't eat very many gamer snacks but I do appreciate the fact that you're trying to like And subscribe uh well you can't do that on Twitch and I pretty much only predominantly use twitch and that's minus points for uh complexity because that my spine looked a little weird there all right I got you covered what the [ __ ] I took the guy I slide tackle that guy's helmet off I tried to [ __ ] melee him I tried to melee [Laughter] what is he still alive is he still alive so uh I wanted to have a theme various themes here and one of them was an OSHA violation so as you can see OSHA top 10 violations we're gonna be cooking guns and we're going to be using a sink here and enjoy the sink drink are those plenty of shots are those what's on the ground what's all over the ground are those propane tanks explosives yeah that's what I thought what's better than a baby with a gun and piece near a fireplace with explosives I think I think there are quite a few things that are that would be better than that I think uh I think philosophy might have to take a little bit of a nosedive on this one just because that's that's very dangerous and uh and there's also somebody's severed limb over there as well I believe and I am my buttons are so [ __ ] up it's like most button why is it most for to do that okay that's very weird it's not three it's Mouse four oh you blew up the exit I know but but my keybinds I had to have had a reason like 10 years ago to do that what was the reason you're still the same person what'd you do that for why did you do this I just kill a spy [Music] oh no he didn't even kill my [ __ ] oh no all right all right all right all right all right [Laughter] do you need a hand everyone's just waiting for it to be done and it's not even [ __ ] close oh I'm in trouble here why did he get pulled so fast what sucked him down he was magnetized holy [ __ ] I would have I would have liked it I would have liked some Shrubbery if it was possible I would have liked a little bit of uh I left this one in here yeah okay uh mainly because I couldn't remove it um so I did leave that in okay so you are you ready for the tour I am I am ready right I love it you're spending a lot of time in the outside what the [ __ ] is happening here you've got the green Eminem thinking about societal collapse and balls I'm so sorry that uh I have other so you actually you did you did an exterior I will give you credit for that you did a very elaborate exterior I I knew he was going to do that [ __ ] so I backed up and he still got behind me what the [ __ ] are you talking about spy what the [ __ ] I I knew he was gonna do that so I backed up and he still got it bye you got trick stabbed yeah that's whatever foreign Boston is coming out now we're good you're not gonna [ __ ] trick Stephanie anymore God damn it okay oh what's going on here the music's getting kind of strange School uh this is left by the previous contractor this isn't me even Eve the color of the paint of the outside of the house you didn't do that I didn't do it I did the the contractor left it back okay got it got it I see we got it right they leave stuff all the time right so why are you laughing this is serious this is just this just was with giant like pictures on them all right let's go no no this is this is so much more than that okay all right I have okay first of all I find that the uh the the the concept okay first of all right okay before you go any further is there Furniture in your house yes okay it's chaos go go go go chaos chaos it's chaos time you guys gotta get this failure failure failure leave you gotta leave now you're embarrassing me wait is there another round I left so it's amazing house is a maze because why is it getting Tighter and Tighter and Tighter in here yeah I did that on purpose I'm trying to make it as little room as possible okay I don't know what that is but you just keep going for that that looks good okay this Yoda the Yoda you gotta get some creative points before is that pizza is a cat with a pizza it is a peanut butter you left another paint bucket on the ground Connor oh no oh Connor Connor your complexity and structure grade right now is a 65. oh I'm sorry um I'm sorry it's just pirate spy Pirates pipe let's do the [ __ ] slowed down instrumental version of that [Music] you just did the brown noise I mean that was so Bassy really wasn't I mean my pants tell a different story so you go through now this is where the doors come into effect I'm trying to constrict it with a new map what did you [ __ ] make all right it's a new it's a new way through here this is that Final Fantasy all right Final Fantasy what is going on okay so where is the furniture where is the furniture show me the furniture show me the room with the furniture right now this is the final are you sure you want to continue we give you a chance to end it all all right here we go is this the final round um there's another room there's of course there's another room but this is the this is the Prelude all right what's the last room let's see it was actually another door but you just like put walls up and put doors on them and like made a gigantic [ __ ] amazing room it's a philosophy at 100 points that's the furniture it's one couch all right I I'm gonna have to here we go oh it's the casting couch the Shrek is signaling what could be happening here hold on do you kind of look like the Scout because you played this game growing up what so you just like molded your life around it is that kind of cringe what are you talking about like oh look after I love TF2 like I'm gonna like look like the Scout now oh my goodness uh I just I don't know where to go I think I have to go back here impossible to talk to you right now by the way too we're playing separate names and everything I say is just like wait where okay like you're so involved in the game you're so interested about what's going on all right what did you just ask say it again it's no way it doesn't matter you asked me if I played with the Pyro new primary and I was like oh it looks cool no no no no I'm I am answering your questions I'm just like stuff is happening in the middle you're answering them if in that exact moment you have like three seconds of attention span to give me your one word answer because I am 80 80 80. oh my God this guy's [ __ ] watching the Stream you didn't even finish that bit somebody we need to stop poke is poke still building folk is still going did no one did anybody tell him to stop he's still going he's still going yeah all right God folk if you can hear us poking yours you need to stop building folk you need to stop building good bro actually that time so I just learned how to play house flipper yesterday and I was under the impression that this is a house flipper competition so I have um okay all right that's oh that's pretty damn good okay got a nice little seating area with a big screen TV and some speakers is that an award on the table yeah that's my award for getting first place oh that's confident yeah that philosophy I'm gonna have to give you a 95 on that right now right that what that's honest to God that's a philosophy that is a Vibe and it's you're up very high right now I just want to make sure you know that thank you I appreciate being recognized but sometimes but sometimes overconfidence can be a little bit of a downfall so philosophy is going from a 95 to a 93. let's see I'm sorry I gotta apologize we presented the um the house in the wrong way I I want to make sure I win the house flipper competition italics I don't know if anyone's going to beat you I don't think anyone's gonna come close enough time for me to pee let's actually leave the game okay and let's do a little pee break okay I am back that was quick yeah I mean he's usually pretty quick so that's why I'm usually pretty slow so I took my time that's what I mean I was trying to you usually pretty uh fast I was trying to uh I'm like a fire hose he's seen it ready wait what go go go go go go go go oh oh [ __ ] I have to run so lots of important people in my life okay so this is more this is more of a personal touch it is it's rustic I'm going for The Rustic feel and you can see we even got a nice accent wall um we don't go in this room wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait go back we don't go in this room what do you mean it's just it's not a room I would recommend going in open that door open that door I need to see the whole house [Music] okay leave the uh leave and close the door don't show me that again you know I think you might be the most attractive streamer on this website [ __ ] you I guess have you ever heard of like a something called the responsibility of a 10 I have no idea what you're going with on this it is your responsibility as a 10 out of 10 man to just reproduce and to give as many people an opportunity to be with you as possible here's the bed and uh why is it mirror is surrounding some surrounding mirrors well this is I mean this is the implication really more than anything are you a vampire I mean some some would say yes who can't see their vampires can't see the reflection or something why would you have mirrors everywhere um there's wait a second wait a second I I this is clicking right now this is clicking right now um cool but okay what do you think it is are you are these all here for you so anyways down this way I'll show you another uh cool uh feature listen drama if you're not ready to accept compliments I want your chat to know that that's fine not everyone is like I'm not good at receiving compliments but you know you got to hear them more does your chat let you know how [ __ ] sexy you are today marks my first day as an apprentice I've left my old life behind including my job at Horizon I made this decision not just for myself but my wife Martha and our unborn child I believe that the patriarch offers patriarch prefers something not that my old life could not true somebody else can read uh so I thought what if we made a fallout shelter right because Oppenheimer that was themed after Barbie this is the Mexico room uh we have uh kind of the you know Day of the Dead theme cool uh with this Garland and little skull and then over here uh a full-on spooky guy um so you know I just really want to make sure that each room here felt like its own world its own world just like the Barbie and the Oppenheimer movie right yeah you can see my vision yeah uh then I got back on track with the theme of the Oppenheimer thing with like uh the guy who came up with the dead ringer dead Ringer's not that big of a problem I think it's the dead ringer it's bicycle combo potentially that because you can get out of a lot Jesus if you died you died if you're consistent then like I mean once I started really oh no yeah delete spy from the game yeah I agree it's been spinning they were in like a they're only a carousel that out of control Carousel holding on for their lives of all the things about a million miles per hour they're a roller coaster Hulk is ready to go right now and Ludwig will be right after poke how are you this is my first time playing two uh I you know I had no past experience uh on the way here I woke up my roommate he you know he went on my PC did everything for me the tutorial everything and I just took over and I I'm here's what I got Okay so let's take a look at the outside the outside is a little dirty poke it's a little dirty on the outside I didn't really have time to clean the outside you know okay all right okay it's not about what is out anyways it's about what is inside I think that matters you know um can we start with the garage we do we have to kinda because I want to see if there's anything in it [Music] ready and activate why did you not do it I told you to do it what are you doing cream I just told you activate and you didn't do it I gotta hit the [ __ ] head activate means so is the best are these other how is this what the house could look like eventually is what's on the exterior I don't know I mean those houses look great whatever houses these are they look phenomenal me it just messes with your imagination a little bit it's like an optical illusion so here's let's just go in the front this is the front of the house right here this is the front door yep I'm just running up these [ __ ] stairs get away from me get out of here stop [Applause] this that's the guy that's the [ __ ] boss this is the boss right here [Applause] dude what's your head made out of dude what is your head made out of did I get them oh [ __ ] they're all still here do you okay poke very important question do you have a bathroom yes I'll get there right now [Music] so here's the bathroom come on like behind you or this is the bathroom here where do you go to the bathroom if I have to piss where do I go um [Music] [ __ ] can't all right oh my what are you doing all right I must have some limits for you if you want some what [Music] go on that what's in that room what's in that room yeah okay all right you're gonna have to get an extra few points for that you have to get a few points for that you actually tricked me even near people I'm cracking out right now dude what am I doing oh my God I'm fine I think those are gonna fall down 30's head came down here somebody's arm oh [ __ ] that guy was alive huh she's not even moving he's no fear [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't it's been I I don't even know man right now it's it's been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry two days that you laughed at me that what was that what was that that was a that was like somebody's thumb what is that [Laughter] where's my grenade hey no no doors no doors on the back it's nope because the house was a confusing design because H.H Holmes germa this is where I should uh tell you he was America's first serial killer uh oh okay okay yep H.H Holmes used several different contractors to make his house that way no individual except for him knew the layout of the home he would then use it as a hotel during the Chicago world fair that people would stay at and from the second floor he would have a a trap door to bring people to the first floor what is that is that okay that's from my hero Academia what does it have to do with it did you hear what I said germa yeah but what does have to do with H.H Holmes my hero Academia well don't worry about this this is just to show the explosiveness of the trap door bro all right that's pretty cool that's actually pretty cool okay I'm gonna have to get we're starting a little bit High here whatever what's on the wall there uh this is uh if looks good kill you know what I mean um uh let's watch Barbie together I'm good if you really wanted to does Vegas have like a giganto theater where you can buy out the whole thing and it can just be us in it um why would you want to do that because no one will steals both hands [Music] I think he said oh no oh what what what astrology sign are you uh Virgo they're pretty compatible with Leos why is that you is that what this is is that where this is going oh all right we should look at it hi I'm gonna get you I'm ready to take you to the happiest place on Earth okay land a legally distinct version of Disneyland with everybody's favorite mascot Dicky Mouse uh now germa what is your favorite ride at Disneyland goofy oh that isn't a character um Space Mountain that is down for construction unfortunately as we walk into Main Street Avenue you're going to notice lots of shops lots of different areas this might be a bit scary we're gonna head into Haunted Mansion next you're gonna notice that Haunted Mansion is actually yes Sea Dog amaze and as we go in oh God sorry sorry um there's terrifying photos up on the walls you don't know which direction you're going you're moving left and right where the hell is uh this oh look at how scary oh another ghost uh can I start to wonder can I pause you for one second let me pause for one second you made an actual maze caught her in your face was just like a curly cue with with pictures from your computer it was very good but this is a this is this what is this slander no no I'm just saying this is like the first real Maze of the night of the four or five minutes my maze oh come off of it you're real amazing look at the Minnie Mouse oh mini map okay I just met Doug duck for the first time like [ __ ] a month ago all right go ahead do you like or dislike being tickled oh it depends on who's doing it [Music] was your answer why are you even asking these questions somebody just said bro dude he wants you you a [ __ ] okay if you're you know hanging out and you're like girlfriend's like oh okay we'll like cuddling and like oh that tickle is right like that's fine oh well I got you why not backing up that'd make me mad that would piss you off better not tickle me when I come see you make it scary and scarier did the creators of dudney Land even finish this maze is there anything actually waiting at the end is it going to be as scary as those ghosts have been until finally you go even farther and you reveal Jared fogle's bedroom with a children's bed in front of it ah a haunted right any man or child would love any questions on Haunted Mansion I have a weird tickle spot s that's why I hate it okay somebody in all caps just said can we change the subject what do you mean every person in your chat in the world has been tickled what can't we talk about it okay change the subject what do you got your add riddled brain is gonna just start talking about what spies in front of you in like two seconds I can't hold a conversation with you for a minute what else what others what are you gonna switch to topics that was way longer than a minute that was at least five minutes that's the first one today very persistent and now Chad's mad that I was persistent how big do you want a pepperoni and if you've been wondering where the bathroom is don't worry Splash Mountain had you covered I was just gonna ask it multiple pools that you can swim and Frolic in and if you need to go to the bathroom we do have a urinal at the very end if you can kind of jump up and yeah are you are you peeing out of the water to get to that um I think if you jump across you could sort of time it in bursts what about anything if you take a [ __ ] you can go in the pool so nobody is swimming in these pools well I was sort of thinking maybe the middle [ __ ] pool and then splash mountain is the first and the third to hang out in the pool with your Bros and measure your thighs I did recently I got really big thighs you you measured your thighs like how big they are well no I had someone feel my thighs and someone feels short for a size and compare what is going on right now if you want to change the subject again is everything that I'm interested in just like not okay no it's [ __ ] funny hey bro the new armored Core is coming out that seems cool I I didn't tell you to stop yeah I saw somebody I saw a body on the ground Jesus Christ there's going to be a little anticipation because I actually gonna quote germa here if your whole house was a Barbie house it would have been a lot higher it's true there's a view in kraken's house um no I've actually produced a no no Barbie Dream House uh based on the old dollhouse toys um for you to play with today um let's make our way on side but first and foremost I haven't just left this out here what do you mean you haven't left it out here 's some strawberry ice cream take with you we thought about it oh we thought about it thematically holy [ __ ] so let's step on holy [ __ ] was to try and get the classic feel of a traditional Barbie playhouse so we've actually got Open Access back just so you can kind of get your hands in there you know if you're playing with as a kid you've got your kitchen unit of course you can play with it too you also have a complete poolside Beach area uh if we take a look upstairs we tried again to just try and give this kind of an open feel and we got all the essentials here is all the batteries closed um you know because you know better be famous for our fashion through the years we really want to make sure that we have that as part of it here is a classic kind of style bedroom we went for a bit of an urban feel maybe in the back a bit but also kind of want to keep it true to Barbie Ludwig will do like a 20 minute video where he does not miss a single beat not a single beat and it's all one take I don't even know how he does it it's actually a talent it truly is he is full on explaining something talking addressing the camera it's [ __ ] crazy what he does he can do it you probably would like blood work you guys should meet you you'd probably like him stop trying to make your boss sound good one all he wants a raise he is good what do you want just pretend he's not that's weird that's weirder I mean he I I would say I think he is the most attractive YouTuber oh God here we go again there is a sniper rifle here all right I have an idea I'm just gonna I'm gonna come back and pick this weapon up remind me that it's here because I'm definitely gonna do some sniping here like this foreign that was so bad I have to restart the whole thing I missed five shots in a row I have to restart the entire mission honestly I should very I should verify Integrity of game cash on Steam just I feel like I've I feel like I've [ __ ] corrupted the game being that bad I have a theme I'm it's not exactly like a home that you well I guess you do live in it if you're like I guess someone who's invited to it but okay it's not like it's not like a not like a family home uh it's a it's an orphanage um okay specifically it's a hundred thieves cash app orphanage uh is what we've made here and if you're wondering about the windows the boards are supposed to be there okay um they're supposed to be there so that you know people don't leave uh this is the girls room okay or uh this is the girl's room we can fit two um we have things girls like in here like a Barbie Dream House love Hassan um this doll and Taylor Swift okay uh so yeah the girls love it uh all right stream over this is the boys room we have things boys like like the main characters in Michael Bay Transformers movies like Shia LaBeouf and Mark Wahlberg um oh I know Camaro because like Bumblebee [Music] anyways uh upstairs we have we have a couple different usages the main usage of upstairs is the playroom you'll see it in the corner but okay kind of just having like the the owner's bed is right there okay and we want to keep it like motivating for the kids so like we have Ted lasso on the wall kids love Ted lasso uh this is uh this is the bath uh I see that that would press e to do something yeah well it's where you close it says call Dot that's where the kid that's oh okay especially okay okay so this is the toy is there any uh is there a bathroom what right here so that's a wait so that's a bathroom there's no toilet it's what they use well okay you're not even look in the room I dude we have a bucket oh there's a okay that's right the okay all right all right all right I see I see I see did you did you have a favorite movie you want to toss your hat and then Gremlins too I'm about I'm hovering over the leave game I just I I'm threatening to leave the game explain why you just left I'll click it um it's a mixture of like shocking wow Gremlins too is his favorite movie but then also like it's funny because it fits yeah I feel like if you had the opportunity to have a pet mug why you would Gremlin a fight because you think the Gremlins are cuter he gets it anyways this is the playroom we have a lot of toys for the kids here okay um well you can actually hold them yeah you throw it and like they fetch it and then they come back this is like a little doll all beliefs okay there's some Weaponry there's some security cameras you have okay okay so we have we have a sponsor can I see the garage could I see the garage in the interior of the garage here we have another toy we have like an outlet with a fork Jesus Christ they're uploading the virus to the cloud almost got me [ __ ] you ow my arm how is that I want to know how it's possible that I just missed all those how is that possible first you have a the garage it will get there okay so I wanted to show you this we do like this is still here but when the kids turn 14 that's where they go drink you fulfilled your philosophy the whole place was built on this one's theme you didn't make you know whatever the 100 thieves you know front door and then have a completely different interior you did stick with the theme in the philosophy so I'm going to give you a c plus for that one and look we can get your dog side all right you wanna play the game that you wanted to play here it's funny that you phrased it like that wait a minute because I feel like this is just not gonna hold your attention and the first thing someone said in my chat was like can't wait for germa to get bored of this in 30 minutes so we have two backups but here's the thing hold on I'm ready okay there's the all right yeah that just gives you the Armor yep you can tell what a monster is doing by the things above their head yep their intent okay this one okay the circle around US represents melee range and rain and okay I'm done I can't I'm done all right here we go ready all right well then keep it rolling let's keep going what if we were to write germa's house all of us no that's what we're doing yeah but I didn't even I wasn't competing I was like literally walk in the circles did you have 75 minutes to make it I had 75 minutes to explain to chat how this process was going and answering questions how many hours do you have on you you have more hours on this game than always combined I have two or three thousand hours in this game I would I would demolish any of you in a challenge okay okay okay sure rate this one what'd you guys think punks I'm actually gonna show you something oh no no no no no no no we're gonna get I want a real grade and you better give me a real grade [Music] [Laughter] that's a mess right there what yeah that's [ __ ] awful looking good I love 60 for cleanliness right guys that is the lowest score of course the lowest possible score yeah through the window hold on make sure the presentation on the class computer in German you should oh did you just have a 180 in your opinions I think you just did through the front door as you see this house is perfectly the sign is in the perfect location going through here we've got the galley grub there is your ordering station Squidward sits right here unbelievably complex complexity philosophy theming idea of the bathtub being the thing that he sits behind this is don't worry about this this is uh uh there's nothing don't you have to worry about that uh this is uh hold on what why there's a futuristic space just wait just wait just wait just wait go look at what the Krusty Krab looks like it looks like this no it is pretty accurate to the Krusty Krab I'll give you that oh this is where SpongeBob was that Connor say that again it's pretty good okay I don't know Connor I'm not seeing any mazes so you had six armor and they did like two damage to you that's that's just simple math nice horse hair yeah you've been in Vegas too long we're doing like some Elvis [ __ ] but what is this what is what I've had this hair for I've I used to do E3 presentations with this hair this has been a long E3 presentation yes for a long time not officially not officially speaking but you know I would everybody this is this I do this all the time oh what's going on here that should be flowers and this was he made this in 45 minutes somebody hacked my computer and did this part uh this house looks like a Gmod map on TTT can you go through those doors yeah wait what what's going on oh this is somebody hacked my computer into this oh it is hot out I'm sorry it is hot out it's on a way more Chad but if you open up look at the interior of the Krusty Krab you wouldn't have put these here Ludwig the troughs yeah no no no no I'm talking I'm talking about this these pillars with the trapdoor to the bathroom so that perverts can enter yeah between the I don't think you would have done this I don't I think you would have just kept the tables as they were you told us specifically just now to look up images of the Interior so I did and they're all rectangular like the interior of the Krusty Crab is one big rectangle that's true you know let's go with maybe 85 for complexity yeah you have a favorite Star Wars character um I don't know the the big one Jabba yeah how about the HUD is your favorite Star Wars character I I'm not I don't know too much about Star Wars but I know he's cool mine's Luke if your answer of your favorite Star Wars character is like the protagonist lame I think that kisses sister I don't maybe I don't know for that I I was ironically saying Luke I don't think Luke is the coolest character in the fridge no it's ironic oh it's pulled back I was just being ironic General Grievous is my favorite character in all of Star Wars okay if you want me to give it to you give it to me uh what's going on over there [Laughter] oh I don't know I don't know anything about General Grievous I just know that he's got four lightsabers and he still can't beat a guy with one huh I'm about to get really heated at that point in episode 3 General Grievous was already very injured not only that he was injured previously before the events that happened in the prequels very seriously injured okay hold on I gotta settle down the the one thing that we're going to talk about deeply is cleanliness yeah yeah and how how yeah the trough was for the animals that we I put this in the last second that's right in front of the menu as well what is dirty here ever look at how everything is perfectly clean you made it you made a restaurant with a trough inside I could put my hand on the wall damn scores look at this even the bathroom the bathroom is immaculate look at every single one of them and no shit's in here no piss buckets in here while we're doing the grade and I I think the mods are sharing that chats vote is coming with an F unfortunately no that's [ __ ] I mean you don't deserve an F but it is the majority of the votes look at this one there's no time there's still time why would I have two sniper rifles this is not good at all with the brain where's the brain holy [ __ ] this is hard oh my God what is happening wait I didn't even reload this gun yet who's talking who's at the dentist oh what do I do what do I do no I'm so glad I'm bad I'm so glad I'm bad I'm so glad I'm bad at this game I'm so glad I'm bad at this oh [ __ ] is just so much going on there's just too many things happening at the same time all right so uh that puts me at an 84.65 wait yeah I fundamentally disagree let me just uh let me just like sneak my way in here real quick oh sorry dropped your cleanliness to 80 Flats 80. where am I sit here oh right above here right above Benny right below poke honestly that's pretty clear yeah middle of the pack 84.65 that looks all right to me imagine you're doing an exam and the teacher just takes at the end it's like I taste better than you yeah what about Minecraft still didn't still didn't even do like top five that's right the teacher didn't even get top five what [Applause] I'm serious this is too much stimulation this is like overload I don't know why not winning you have to aim a dude okay here's what's going on right now McDonald's I went to McDonald's this is important I went to McDonald's and I was so confident like oh yeah McDonald's and I turned to the I turned to the the uh the speaker and I'm like hey how are you how are you doing today having a good day I'll take one Grimace Meal please guys like dude that's over that's not happening anymore and I was like and I said oh [ __ ] I missed grimace's birthday and I think he heard me hey can you guys birthday last it was I think the whole month of June was it all of June or was it like just two weeks into how long ago yeah my birthday is June hey my whole birthday is an entire month you better get me with presents every day it was a painful birth oh my God oh my God oh my God he's a big guy oh my God oh my God I can't my brain upload all right now what the [ __ ] do I do you idiot why would you walk over to me why would you walk over here you idiot you dumb guy what's wrong with you okay oh come on give me up you better not kill me oh no oh my God oh my God there was like a hundred people there there was a hundred why were there so many people there why were there so many people oh I had a funny idea too you know everyone like drinks the Grimace shake and like oh my God on my I like died because I drank the shake or whatever that like the trend is yeah I was gonna take a sip out of the Grimace Shake on camera no way yep and then that's crazy stop it and then after I took a sip out of it it was gonna cut to me like lifting weights really well it's gonna cut to me like relaxing on a couch it's gonna cut to like I was gonna do a lot of great things were gonna happen to me I mean I would like that if also amongst those things it was like you making out with someone in a Grimace costume oh that's like I don't know what's wrong with everyone else like Grimace gets me Grimace gets me oh that's [ __ ] funny you guys ever think that's skeleton it's like a really strange thing that we just like oh look oh yeah a skeleton because this is somebody's bones isn't like the concept of a skeleton kind of like weird in a way that's like somebody's bones that's their entire skeleton I don't think about that [ __ ] dude I think about taxes man you know what I was really thinking about the other day man like we all have a skeleton in the inside of us like yeah dude you know there's way more pressing [ __ ] to worry about then like the fact that we all have skeletons in our bodies yeah maybe really think about it man there's like you've got you got like bones in you uh-uh oh wait why would you pick a gun out why would you take a gun out that's a and point it close to my face oh okay yep I'll Stand Down you want me to go back and lie on the on the burn table thing I can do that yeah where was it gives back here right stand yeah here we go okay I'm ready I'm really sorry you can press you can press the button I won't do anything else but uh almost all the heads are open for the sunflowers we have the we've got all the colors not gonna spoil it I recommend it everybody to take seeds go for go from seed to full plant they become like children it was it was a little windy here recently and I remember being like children we have to save them okay maybe we can block the wind out and save them like they become like actual children God complex foreign I really like you know seeing the the work you put into something and having it grow and and you take care of it and you can wow like I feel so happy about like contributing to maybe to Nature and what a God complex you have you're growing weed I am not a phone reader on the toilet like you are I'm not uh a device addicted you know I I can I can just let it go I feel like I could hear your like lips moving to say idiot I could hear it I'm not a device addicted I could hear like the there's a idiot no judgment in my tone if you're gonna have to sit on the toilet and read your phone and go to bed and read your phone there's no judgment but if you want to do that that's fine I guess and and when you and when you [ __ ] water that plant for the first time really when it's tall enough and you see this thing just kind of come to life remember we have human children we understand do the wizard voice okay oh anyways oh down the slope we go to find what could be potential disaster waiting for us you make it away I like plants remember did you see that aliens are real yeah I I can't be with you take me with you guys if aliens are real like nothing we say is really like they might be pissed off that we like eat each other you know what I mean well not each other but like think about like what if what if an alien species was like wait a minute you guys like you guys like kill and eat stuff what do you mean you you eat you eat things you don't just take in like energy from the air I don't know they might be like annoyed that we like eat stuff what is it what would the alien national anthem be that is and gentlemen we have landed on Earth and we are going to play you our national anthem first of all to make sure you understand what we are all about and it's just crank quick just a midi version of our national anthem just wait till you have your own plants I do I walked by plants like oh whatever is this green thing that grows out of the ground I was like that for years but once you actually get in there and you take care of one and it grows from seed all the way we have children I don't care oh by the way um me and Holly were sitting outside and a hummingbird flew and floated in front of us for like 10 full seconds and I it was magical yeah all right whatever yeah what do you know my childhood friend once ate a huge bee all right yeah that's nice say to that they got to this stage pretty quickly it was it was it was like wow they're growing really really really fast we didn't just do sunflowers though take a look take a look at this one [Music] I don't even know we don't even know what this flower is we just know that it looks really nice and we want to make it look like a National Geographic photo that's what it opened up into so what is that we don't really know what it is we just don't because the Wildflower packets you just shake it out it's just a ton of different random things it's opium it's not it's not opium this dude's growing [ __ ] opium you didn't tweet this stream I didn't oh I didn't it's just sitting here waiting to be tweeted I have not looked at like Twitter analytics to see if anybody even clicks on this it became a routine nearly 10 years ago so it's just like oh I just I just I tweet every time I'm live but I won't tweet a banger like this sitting on the toilet in the hotel I glance over at the mirror I see someone in the shower looking at me I get into [ __ ] Attack Mode ready to elbow drop a [ __ ] it's one of those beveled Edge mirrors that at the right angle shows two of you in different spots what does beveled edges mean it means that there's like a it's like a I don't know I just said it it means that I could explain this you got me under stress right now we have kids we know what a beveled mirror is foreign no more discussions I have to I'm playing sorcery God damn it I spilled coffee [ __ ] everywhere you're taking a lot of damage because it's like someone it's everywhere and I don't even I don't do about it uh I have to it's it's oh it's I I actually don't even know what to do right now I wish I was there to help you pat you down it's all right uh you know and I feel like this has happened the last like three times it happens all the time all the time every time because especially especially when I take a sip of coffee I'm like who it's like dude I I need to like relax there's a pool of coffee underneath my zero key and that's over let's say desk like from all of the times you've done this and it's just it's going down there oh my gosh I don't know what to do about this I don't let's keep gaming it's so weird because like I said over time these actually get paler all that orange in the middle goes away almost completely I Googled sunflower and found this on the second page bro come on I we didn't do sunflowers this year okay fine what would you what do you want to say 20 attack speed 10 crit chance 10 hell I mean it's definitely this cool I feel the speed bat chest you can batch us all you want you are totally in your right to bat chest whenever you want to bat chest but I'm going to disagree with your bat testing idiot sorry I put that last part in there A lot of times when you grow some flowers you get yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow this year we got a massive orange one and it stayed orange the entire time it was here I love the depth of field too it looks so nice and who's that oh so what what's the deal here you it shows us in the picture so gra one of us do you want to grab it or you want me to do it uh I'm gonna grab no you why would I don't know you freaked me out you did the one two three go one two three go means we go I don't I don't think I could jump and reach the wall unless we both jumped up I don't know why you jumped forward I I saw the one two three and I'm like I have to go he's doing it oh I just jumped there we go okay we just we just wait wait wait what the heck that must have debated us Electrify deals damage 100 each tick based on the amount of stacks oh that was a big that was a bad one each stack decreases the tick time when electrified ticks it is reduced by one stack I didn't read that I didn't comprehend any of that I'm gonna go with ring blades no lightning he's so drunk yeah that was like a hey I just uh um Can somebody read this for me that's bait I don't know who cares I don't know no one cares [Music] that was fate was it was all bait everything the whole thing was bait what do you mean everything I'm bait your bait oh boy we're falling apart on him I didn't think so this was a wasp and this wasp found this piece of shade here because I told you it's been insanely hot it has been a hundred plus 110 degrees every single day and this little uh this little guy found the shade and slept he literally is sleeping here he's lying down in the shade he found a little spot and it's just like it is too hot man did he get up yeah no he's not dead nobody tell him nobody tell him he's dead no he got up and flew away like 20 minutes later oh are we still communicating let go let go okay [Music] my fingers were sweaty all right no no no no no now let's just do it the right way [Music] something I never knew before doing plants and gardening whatever there is an entire group of animal that just spawns a hundred million times out of [ __ ] nowhere and eats everything that is green I it doesn't make any sense where they come from you should go outside and paint yourself green [Music] why what do you what time that I'm that person out but like at least to five minutes all right same deal I might actually have to grab this though I mean whoever can grab it grab it yep remember these are people well they're well where in hell so okay what do you want to say hey dude can you find Ben Franklin and that person for an hour this is another one kind of looking up at the the big Hydra the census scale is hard to show but this thing is about 10 feet tall and no I'm not going to stand next to it because I know a lot of people would just like shrink me and make me like four and a half feet tall this one but like also you're really kind of I crashed no it's hard you do it you do it and you'll see all right it's hard it's like the momentum I'm doing it all right just okay ready you're trash you're trash you are trash you're trash can garbage can [Music] my favorite game ever made is D2 it's just a fact it just is what I liked about D2 that's not in a lot of the arpgs now it's it's incredible Simplicity these two was the worst Diablo game I mean you're literally talking about like my like my entire identity is based around this game so like you're that's a personal attack not doomed too uh that was a per that was a personal no not Destiny 2 Diablo 2 what ding ding ding ding all right don't do that ding ding ding actually stop doing that because you're like a you're like 30 milliseconds like later [Music] I don't I don't like that think [Music] finally we can agree [Music] kill us tldr in Diablo 2 even when a piece of [ __ ] unique drops you just see the beige letters and you go oh when like a legendary ring drops in D4 I don't even [ __ ] care I just don't I don't even care do the D4 ramp and do it in a quagmire voice now hey Peter so Diablo four all right it's it's actually kind of a I'm not a big fan of it Peter 60 seconds maybe that's enough time for me to go pee because I forgot to before I started streaming give me a second you wash your hands yes what's your P stance we're not getting into can we bring up the sunflowers again we're not getting into P stances but if you must know left hand on left hip oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me what okay all right are you dumping your pants right now or are we playing yes you know I wear gamer diapers I'm just going for it what a mistake just go to the checkbook what are you talking about I'm just gonna go trip fog chair we got the clock let's go what's the best Jam for peanut butter uh that would be grape jelly or grape Jam in fact I haven't had in a long time but they make this product where it's this weird spiral 50 50 peanut butter and grape Jam inside the same container and there was a point when I was eating that [ __ ] out of the jar n a food and a food all right yo well hey help you get yeah you're going to take your crisps and get the [ __ ] out of here all right what's some good British food beans right [Music] what are you doing don't you criticize me when you don't know how hard it is you gave it one attempt and you were like you're not even waiting for the phone you gave this one attempt an alt f4 the game that's just [ __ ] weird he's really patriotic today uh I've ran I've just we've I've just discussed Diablo 2's item system and I eat peanut butter out of the jar does that make me an American let me tell you something about Diablo hey give me that jar of peanut butter well I go over this you shove the tooth into your pouch so it is a Macabre souvenir of this poor wretch then you leave the body for whatever wild beasts inhabit these ruins at night cut what Macabre how do you say it isn't that how you say it how do you say it the r is silent it's French did I just okay wait did I just like did I just like jalapeno that did I actually just your lap and know that oh take one of those jalapenos jalapenos oh [ __ ] oh this is gonna be hard do you want me to grab ah [ __ ] grab it well I have you played this one crap you enough time to swing over and grab I love how you flip I love how you flipped it on me you flipped it on me but you just went for it you flipped it on me too that was uncalled for oh you could have grabbed remember your webcam is on and your balls are out whatever I don't care I know of many serpents they live in the lake I will show you come with me I will not step into the water oh please try please I will not step in the water please step in the water please I will not Step In The Water please get in the water please it's comfortable I will not Step In The Water please just come in at the waters I'm not gonna Step In The Water please step in the water please I'm not gonna step in the water please just step in we can hang out I will not step in the water please all right I'm [ __ ] done talking to you hey people like people that come to the stream are don't tell them we're using checkpoints until they have to find out because they'll think we're good at the end so I gotta like I gotta like let's hold on drop yeah what's yeah what's the deal here we're gonna hide it oh hide it what is that it's part of the environment it's a piece of wood as soon as it clicks into the top we're gonna jump yeah and I'm grabbing the right side good what the [ __ ] wow foreign you know like the art sound effect sounds you know we all know the ones like that a fart sound effect don't you think it's kind of ridiculous that those may have been recorded like 20 or 30 years ago somebody farted into a mic and it's been used for 30 [ __ ] years imagine being that guy or being that guy's kids and it's like yeah that's that's me up there I'm I farted into a mic 25 years ago and it's just it's everywhere would you how would you feel about that a thousand people just left oh they're obviously not strong enough just go jump jump anchor anchor in this stanker [Music] what what the hell was that what do you mean that was kind of like a I just I'm piecing together what you just said yeah that me and Holly were just sitting there and it's just like like yeah like we just heard that fart sound that guy did somebody had to have done that I don't know why I just picture and I don't know you can think I'm [ __ ] stupid for this and I just think I just see some guy just like hey yeah Bill we need like uh we need a fart sound I guess I'm just imagining the guy taking this and it's like a standard microphone the type of microphone that it's got a long cable connected long it's about at least 10 to 15 feet long and it's plugged in somewhere and it's got that metal top like a stand-up routine and the guy just puts it like right between his cheeks and just farts right into it he like presses it up there that's what I see 18 plus stream it's been there for seven or eight years okay that warning has been here for a dog get the kids out of here get the kids out of here they never should have been here they shouldn't be here get the kids out of here [Music] I I get it now but oh my God if I put my brain on like a 50 millisecond delay we are perfectly in sync those jumps were like jump wait jump wait jump and it was perfect it's not like jump land jump land yeah it's not that it is not this it is Jump boom boom didn't know that you were doing that this whole time when you say like built-in timing these things fall it's like Okay jump yeah but you have to get like the jump has to land you have to make sure we land the jump first but it only takes that long to know yeah but but here's the thing you don't know because that's why you gotta like see it and be like yes okay we've landed yeah but you understand that we're doing this together so we both need to land boom land but like you you have to built-in timing built-in timing built-in timing is we we are both landing at the same time already that's why we don't need to wait for the other person to land because they'll jump but it's not in timing but it's not bad built-in timing is when you land the whole time the whole time it's there's no Europe okay you're making it sound like it's like land pause land no no it's not let's do it let's do it again let's go back go back to the checkpoint okay now let's do it my way you'll win the moment you land we're just immediately going okay foreign okay so in the future are we doing pause reps or are we doing like gamer reps gamer reps to me is a mistake in a game like look in any other scenario I would agree with you in a game like this you have to confirm you put something in my eye what did you do to my eye all right you ready got him got him hey hey what the [ __ ] dude what are you doing less intelligent creatures will only be partially convinced they'll be partially convinced partially partially partially am I saying it wrong you are partially what is this weird partially why can I not say this word partially partionally there's no n and partially why do I want to put an N there partially it's like shit-faced yeah you be unfortunately uh invisible your timing of like go go go go I'm on Beats right like I'm on when you actually land as well yeah it needs to occur you're like foreign no you got to be on a Tempo it's gonna be like not doing a tempo we've never fallen that jump was a little bit messed up like here is the first time I noticed it because it's very clearly these things will fall and you need to go across them as quickly as possible mites who's with me stirmada Ramada all right you ready can we do this and ah what happened there Mr super timing Mr perfect timing what happened if you had any indication at all of what kind of player is playing the game of Team Fortress so in spawn when you see that flog pyro in spawn and it's like what the [ __ ] is that guy doing it might be AFK I uh got really high and just ate like almost a whole bag of chocolates in AFK didn't the spawn as a flog pyro for an entire round I lost that match because of you yeah I just I had to Vlog out and I was just sitting there just eating chocolate don't sit there going ah I haven't really done anything this round I think I walked out of the spawn and died once and I think I fell asleep too I think I fell asleep when I woke up at the second round so that if you're curious that you're you're right you're correct I am that fog Pyro [Music] you automatically my pause rep on that one we didn't have a plan what do you mean we we've done this job 60 times we didn't we didn't have a plan fifty percent of the game is this John and why did you just jump right there sir because I'm having an aneurysm oh we're falling oh [ __ ] you eat one of the fish there and then before it grows cold it is excellent succulent and clearly only caught a few hours previously the woman nods I see you're enjoying that um are these fish local you ask as you finish up your meal if he looks at you like you must be stupid the lake is right there where else would we get them from oh can you introduce me to the chef can you introduce me to the fishermen this is real Karen Behavior no this is reverse Karen guys this is like oh my God that was so good I want to talk to the manager manager comes out unbelievable work I love it here this is amazing you're doing an unbelievable job incredible job all of you you should all be very proud of yourselves why are you filming us well I just I wanted to document how much I love this place and how much how wonderful this has been people are calling you the pirate of twitch because you don't brush your teeth is that true yeah that's right they call me that ah my teeth are [ __ ] black and gray I ate a brush my teeth I never have it I never will that's my whole shtick I look at it doesn't brush his [ __ ] teeth ever any secrets in here doesn't look like it oh we can put on different costumes how did you do that oh we can change our pdsm rope no teeth hold on you guys are linking like pirate faces okay this is just this is the okay this is the weird magician one right where I was like I drank the chaos potion this is the chaos potion one but it's this one's a little bit different okay this is I drank the chaos potion but have since kind of learn to to to be okay with the chaos potion enabled if I actually looked like that I would probably have face came on every day and I would I would move my face around and be like yeah all right I would be it would be so fun it'd be so fun to have just like a full head of hair and a gigantic beard like that do a vtuber thing I hate this I hate this okay I'm gonna use it what is going on in the world man what is going on in the world different guy this is not even me also we didn't really talk about that either okay anchor we didn't talk about that either I I'm using my right hand to play this game you're using your left hand you're used to your left jump being used can I give you like a word of advice no can you put your left hand on the arrow keys but that's weird because like I'm crossing my body and then I have to like turn the kit that's weird that's weird if you people get it some of you get it if you get it you get it if you don't then are you dumb wow all right all right you ready wow what's the name of your pirate vtuber model oh that's easy Arthur everybody that came from Iron Mouse's Channel you can leave now like that I I get it I get it if you're you know oh that was so all I yeah I get it like if you want to just take off I get it if you're here for if you're at my community that's here that was that was uh that was a that was a labor that was a labor you can you that was like you're you're hovering over the X yeah it's time to go I got like dinner to eat and [ __ ] let's wait for the wind uh huh wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow Wow Wow Come on come on that's [Applause] [Laughter] it thrown Apple you toss an apple into the back of the Serpent's mouth but nothing happens imagine and you choke the water serpent to death I don't okay throw an apple you throw an apple into the back of the Serpent's mouth when nothing happens throw your sword you swallow hard and then toss the long sword into the soft flesh of the back of the Serpent's mouth it gags throw another Apple in you throw another Apple into the Serpent's mouth you throw Sands from a handful of sand you toss a handful of sand into the Serpent's mouth clearly sand is not the Serpent's weakness throw the Goblet of oil wait what hey me Lords have you tried waiting for each other a jump you have a dent in your head was that you reading a comment because I thought you were responding to that person I was like that's you wouldn't usually go in like that I thought you meant that was you thought I was talking to you no what you read the comment the guy said why don't you try waiting to jump and you were just like hey you got a dent in your head I'm coming guys I just I you can't shut me up I'm I just keep I'll talk as long as I'm allowed to don't ever give me if I ever go to like a parent teacher conference I will just sit up there with the microphone and talk about Diablo 2 items yeah we're really excited for the next season of the of the school baseball team uh I really was curious and this year are we going to be able to have uh uh are the gloves going to be provided or we're gonna have to get that as parents hey by the way love speaking of gloves I think that you should be able to put charge bolt on something besides glove where's my kid your kid's not here this is the parent teacher conference oh right anyways Diablo 4 is not good can you name me three games that have come out in the last five years that you genuinely really enjoyed that you like really were like wow I really enjoyed that you got to name me at least three uh Elden ring Q remastered risk of rain too um Torchlight infinite you told me in private that you didn't like it didn't like what I didn't uh you're you're weird can I tell you why you're weird why am I weird because you'll like okay I brought up like pizza Tower right yeah and I was like pizza Tower oh you should really try it I think it's like one of the best games to come out this year and you played it and you were like don't ever recommend me a game ever again that's not what I said you crest the Stony rise and look down into the pit below where a coiled serpent lies sleeping in the middle of the intersecting beams of light from the towers I'm throwing a grenade [Music] craft the spell over one of your Pebbles then you toss the pebble at The Serpent and it explodes in a glorious Glory rain you have now defeated all of the seven serpents I will admit that was probably the lamest way to kill him always I am forever I am before I am after flashbang going out [Music] and why are we counting that because you did it you didn't why are we counting you [Applause] that sounds like there's a bird in your room I don't know if I heard what I heard was correct but be careful out there I heard a very large bird potentially you all right you there this is great the beta is tomorrow I think and they're adding a bunch of stuff so maybe I'll do another chill out stream in the next couple days I do want to I want to open some TF2 crates too you said you once said that you would rather have every hair on your body removed with tweezers rather than open crates on stream I did of what no I said that I've been I've been doing this for too long you guys just have every audio every piece of audio I've said for 13 years you just haven't [Music]

Channel: SuperDazza - Best of Jerma

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Length: 101min 15sec (6075 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 02 2023