Jerma Streams - Barn Finders (Part 1)

hey sorry i was on my phone i was looking down my phone i was looking at stuff hello everybody uh happy saturday hope you're having a good saturday have you had a good week hope you're all doing very very very well am i i'm doing good i'm doing as good as i can be he loves his phone not really i mean i i like facetiming my mother that's fun that's something you couldn't do five years ago what did facetime okay when did facetime become a thing people were doing 20 like 15 2016 when did facetime come up it was 10 years ago was it no wasn't the iphone 4 and the iphone 3 couldn't do facetime could they no no it's like 2015. one sec it's 2013. anybody else have this problem does anybody else is anybody else permanently in 2013 2014 it's something what happened in 2013 2014 like i feel like 2014 is like it's that's just every year it's not 2021 no it's 2014. time loop well i don't feel like it's 20 21. i feel like it's at most 2015. because in 2012 the world ended and what like did our planet got like detonated and we all got uploaded to the cloud or something what do you mean un-ironically yes oh un-ironically yes and maybe it's because you peaked in 2015. that's not true at all by the way oh you know 20 every year kind of feels like 2014. i wish it was like 20 15 20 when i was getting like a million views a video on youtube oh man like every day she feels like it should be 2014. doesn't it by the way i inflated those numbers it was like six or 700k but you round up especially when you're marketing yourself anyway today we're gonna play barn finders it's a game that i played very very briefly for about 15 minutes while i was raging at fall guys during that like fall guys week where the game just came out the servers were all up i was i tried to play it i couldn't play it and i was like well i got to pivot i got to do something else and i had barn finders installed i was like all right i guess i'm going to play this and i didn't give it the proper time and respect that i think it might deserve because fall guys servers came back online and i wasn't even paying attention to this game i was just raging about the servers and somebody like like baited me into thinking that like a fall guy's dev was talking to me remember that like that that i couldn't give the attention to bar and finders that it deserves so what is bar and finders farm this is a game where you go search for antiques you go to auctions and you you sell antiques it looks like it's gonna be right up my alley that was peak germa well that was like a year ago not even that was like seven months ago if i peeked here listen to me if you're telling me that i peaked i peaked career-wise like six months ago holy that's awesome i can ride this for the next 10 years i could put up trash can content for the next 10 years and just slowly go down if you tell me i peaked six months ago i've been doing this for 10 years wow you peaked at the imposter is sus but you're already doing that you have no idea what i have for this year no i i'll you know what i bet you i peak this year all right i'll be honest with you there's like three streams that are gonna happen this year that i absolutely have peaked this year like this i cause there's nothing i can do that's good wait maybe next year the next one to two years is the peak of my entire online internet thing so i'm not i'm not i'm not there yet i will be soon though and i and i know i know when to see that i know when to accept that it's probably this year it's not going to be catboy imagine peeking at catboy god all right are you ready let's play let's do this i'm gonna move you this way barn finders all right something what's wrong with the audio is it supposed to sound like this is supposed to sound like that is this copyright oh no it's my connector is up you wanna know something funny about how much of a lazy idiot i actually am i have had now remember these things are like a dollar fifty on amazon i have had a busted um you know like those little jacks that you plug it like a headphone jack i have a headphone jack extender that i've had for four years and it has never worked it's bad there's something wrong with the insides and i have to like juggle and jostle around the cord inside of this thing to get it to make audio come through it it's it's probably two dollars on amazon i just i just won't do it i don't know why are you sure you want to start what do you mean am i sure let's just scare the out of me it just was terrifying juggles is back all right so let's give this the actual time it deserves i think i kind of look like this guy right now what do you do in this game you buy and sell antiques [Music] are these characters is that an oscar that was just an oscar oh can i get an odd that's probably worth a lot of money [Music] oh this is dmca somewhere in america 1991 largely similar to the real america but not quite imagine being concerned about dmca with america wake up young and our generator is down let's work awful hard our vacation awaits okay i need to turn the uh sensitivity up just a little bit 90 fov this guy didn't even play fake shut up okay movement dump look around interact okay so that's crouch so take a battery from your truck and place it in the generator all right you got it do a funny voice i just did one okay uh i don't i'm not gonna pick up the briefcase let's go do the battery this is a beautiful game this looks good on my 30 90. welcome to barn finders get car battery from the car's trunk put it into the generator use your computer to find jobs and travel all over america alright cool let's go get the battery from the truck move this out of the way wait you can throw hold on can i hurt anybody no you can't hurt anybody nevermind it's a 1080. no it's a 30 90. extra large okay so let's get the battery open the trunk here battery developed by mikko this battery was designed exclusively power up miko generators did you guys know that i thought that um miku like the the singer i thought that was a person up until about like three months ago two months ago i thought hatsune miku was a person i didn't think it was i did not know that it was a robot i thought that was a singer and it was like a gorilla's scenario i did i i did not know that i thought it was an actual human being singing songs wait mark to mark for transport enter study mode rotate item zoom in and out mark for transport okay place it in the generator she is real she's real all right but i'm just saying like i thought it i thought it was a person like of somebody in like the booth all right check your computer for job email are there guns why are there guns in this game oh man the 3090 really brings out the foliage let me tell you all right computer it's better than the gorillas um um i just i don't know if i can agree with you well hold on a minute wait wait wait do you mean like gorillas from like 2 000 gorillas from like 2000 to like 2015 what do you mean what do you mean what are you talking about like which one the dirty computer all right email unread a naughty stag for a friend hello bar and finders can you help an old friend so i heard there's still a naughty stag at the old red barn maybe you could find it there for you there's money at it if you do 300 bucks to find an old stag okay at the old red barn barn hub okay there's the oh there's the red barn travel is one gas or buy gas all right so i have to go to the red barn barnhub.com why the why do people do this this is like everything has to have like a pornhub reference okay barnhub.com all right let's go back right mouse button log out travel to red barn look for a naughty stag where's f1 i i can drive the truck right how much is that brick worth wait big build big shelf this is my store i think i think you can sell stuff here not fall guys yeah there's no it's not fall guys sorry i'm not playing fall guys okay go to the truck do i have a map i don't do i not have a map this is basketball basketball challenge how do i play the basketball challenge it's that turkey over there that's me up i'm sorry if you have a basketball court here and every time you're about to shoot you hear oh my god this is hard oh my god this is hard this is hard oh my god i have to do this before i move on did i get it your score i didn't go i didn't get it what the man i don't think you can do this i don't even write physics all right at some point if you're looking out the window do you come out here and like give me the ball give me the ball give me the ball and then swish and then leave and be like i just had to do that got it oh how's that not score time left oh oh oh let's go what do i get for this okay i'll tell you a true story when i was in like middle school i was on like a basketball team like the after school basketball club it wasn't real like it was just like middle school right it was like before even like junior high school so they never gave me the ball because i was not very good but i always so badly wanted to like drain a three so badly there was like the good player that got the ball every time and he was the person that scored like 40 points because all the kids don't you don't score more than like 30 points a game 40 points a game when you're like 11 12. so finally i got the ball one time and it was the only time and i got it selfishly like there was a big rebound off the um off like the the backboard and i just it came to me and it was like oh pass it to the guy that will absolutely get a three-point shot no no no i just stood back i got to here and i got behind the three-point line and i just did a huge like i was just trying to be um what was this that's his name we were the celtics he was awesome he drained threes every time ray allen this guy drained threes every time he was like the best three-point shooter pretty much ever lived so i tried to like mimic what he was doing and i just it just soared over the over the backboard it was horrible and then i don't think i went to the next meeting i think i like quit after that [Music] like i i just went like oh here we go do the ball i got it and it went like over that and like nobody laughed either it wasn't even like that was funny it was just like oh yeah like that would you just you up the game like i know nobody even cared it was like it didn't even happen it was actually as if it did not happen but this actually i don't understand this [Music] what the this is i don't know i don't understand this what the hell why this music doesn't help who plays weird old-timey music when they play basketball [Music] this is way harder than it looks i'm just going to tell you you do what you're good at i'm not good at this i'm going to like haggling and making people give me more money for stuff that i've i i'm not going to do that kind of thing let's go to the car can i get in the car your car travel to red barn how do i get to the red barn wait is there like a joke oh there better be oh my god oh my i god care for what you wish for i didn't want that i didn't want that i i like wished for it the devil just gave that to me i didn't want that what the oh my god i'm not doing that again that was disgusting that was revolting and i'm sorry and i'm embarrassed okay oh my god where do i where do i go my god okay here's one gas that was i hate to say this but i think that was real oh i'm done talking all right i need to go to the computer right i'm so thrown off right now i didn't think that was gonna i thought it's gonna be like a jokey cartoon fart sound okay travel right 500 million off the debt if you do it again i think you might you might be one of like maybe up 100 people here that want to see that again okay so what am i looking for look for the stag a red barn in duane's love nest okay we're looking for the stag exploring abandoned barns as a barn finder your job is to find requested items look for other valuable items you can sell them in your shop search for additional items and secrets maps are full of them okay let's go famous red barn let's explore around stuff uh whatever all right i gotta find things we can find the stag and then i'm not clicking on any bathrooms ever again let's just be clear about that what's this valuable trash ooh three bucks to recycle it i love this already okay you've got clean i get money how much is this worth can i sell this valuable trash is your stream oh you're wicked funny oh spray can't all right i got 13 bucks let's uh let's let's clear this out can i break this stuff is this stuff in the crates if there is oh boy i need to do a hillbilly voice no i don't i'm not going to go into a hit wait this is a tv pick up that tv what is it what what the just happened did i get it oh dvds that's a cool picture why can i not take that no it's not valuable you gotta clean up you gotta oh gas all right let me spend time in each room because i love this already i love just cleaning stuff and like making money with cleaning i get that i can't get over that like sound it's it's in my head now was this worth 30 bucks study mode all right this is a classic rocking chair from the early 20th century hand made from beach wood and protected with a clear matte varnish and wax yeah i'll take it you don't have a key my you know the song i was gonna sing i'm not doing it that's an antique that's the whole point you find antiques i look for hidden do i have flashlight i don't do not i can crouch though all right recycle we got a number one victory recycle the books why why can't you sell the books camera please be quiet i'm trying to watch tv what is possibly on tv at 12 30 pacific right now that's not a game show or a soap opera what are you watching spongebob no television there's nothing on tv anymore all these networks it's just it's so weird i don't know why cable tv even exists anymore every network now just plays that people liked 10 years ago and has one or two shows that are actually in current airing schedules at like 8 o'clock at night what's the point of having a tv network what's that key i really just don't get it now that's what is that thing no no study it study it i want to see it it's like a frog on a bike i want to see it whatever because you know everybody wants streaming services and i saw this coming from a mile away i'm the only one that said this i'm the only person that made this point i'm the only one that you know that said this uh i knew that every single company was gonna make their own streaming service so it used to be like one two hundred three hundred plus dollars a month to have like all the cable channels oh i want hbo i want showtime i want uh food network uh i want the big package so now to get the big package everybody has their own streaming service so what ends up happening is you have like seven active monthly subscriptions to get the shows you wanna watch so it's just one to two hundred dollars a month anyways because all the cable companies decided oh let's make our own apps and charge twelve dollars a month i'm the only person that said that all right there's probably something valuable in here oh all right i still need um don't block the door get out of the way you're a genius every expert predicted that no i'm the only one and you missed crypto no i didn't what are you talking about i got involved in crypto back in like 2015 2016 what are you talking about i didn't miss crypto i missed crypto no he's angry you sold it yeah well i mean that doesn't mean i excuse me just because i sold crypto and got out of crypto in 2018 2017 does not also mean that i lost all my money what are you talking about you don't know when i got it you don't know when i bought cryptocurrencies you don't know what i had what do you know yo you knows that i sold it what do you know whoa a fantastic sunny cat life-size phenomenal taxidermy craftsmanship i guess i'll take it i sell the sticks all right more more more more i need more stuff i don't know why i want to throw that on the window so bad is there painting oh it's a painting collectible poster oh wait it's my poster it's the imposter cat what's that black magic manual um 18 bucks all right so i'm gonna buy it is he gonna be this furious every stream we're didn't we already went over this last week every saturday you're getting me i i i you this is like you're going to hear me talk a bunch of a bunch of that i've been bottling up for a week before you got a slow trickle of my irritations and now it just just dumps on you every saturday oh yeah i take that every saturday i just come here and rant to you guys no it's not going to be like that why would i get that annoyed and upset today this is barn finders just hanging out playing this game that i've been looking forward to all right where's the stag a poster i don't want it i don't want that i don't want that this game is a little this game's a little uh a little much um i don't want that how much does it sell for no i don't want it i don't want that oh there it is he's gonna have a meltdown about crypto let me tell you about crypto okay er 300 bucks yeah definitely here it is all right we can go back to the pawn shop tell us about crypto please no i'm not gonna go over a cryptocurrency rant wait what what's wrong is it you okay oh what what's wrong what happened oh i don't like that i don't like this i didn't kill it no i didn't yes look she's fine who just pooped why is this why does everything have to go to the bathroom all right hold on i'm not done this uh this wheel barrel definitely a good wheelbarrow oh secret oh does this explode this is oh it's a wall okay it's like wallpaper shoot it i don't have a gun wait hold on 82 bucks so far there's got to be something else over here for this bucket what's going on over there uh i need to know what that is it's time to investigate there's an alien that was an alien i think they just teleported um okay here's moonshine oh don't drink it i wanted to sell it [Music] moonshine delirium theater [Music] what the hell is going on i got a poster for that okay no no no clean nice all right oh floor i can't open this you sing it oh what's this i5 wolf what is it it's like a wolf statue that's a high five wolf statue okay i got it i got everything yeah this car all right i'm ready let's get to work all right i got gas we can leave travel home interesting the human specimen shows great potential it's just stranger things the themes are i will spawn random earth objects continuing the plan could barn finders be the ones to save us unlock barnes will now have some items when you visit them again okay i missed a golden paper apparently okay unload your truck by hand or use the storage station okay how to run your pawn shop unload the truck by pressing the button on the storage station use secondary action button to place items on the shelves automatically open the shop during the day to start selling items to clients okay try to play some items on shelves okay i don't have any shelves this is all i have medium shelf what can i put here replenish shelf no shelf behind you one miko have an upgrade gun gel for medium transfer from store transfer form storage station or drop items by hand do i have to wait go to the storage station oh here we go okay all right i need a tv take out item all right i want the tv right in the front all right that's 70 bucks i want that over here okay um what's this puzzle mean what's the puzzle pieces mean unsellable unsellable what about the high five wolf does it have to be on a shelf we're gonna just put it like out front oh he's too big it means it's part of a bigger thing okay i can't just put him down but the wolf has the cashier all right we'll take that back i'm gonna put this wolf back in how do i put them back in oh okay okay um we're gonna put this stag can't take off special item you can only sell it via email oh okay i think these things are dirty that's what the bugs mean all right let's sell the spell book okay i'm not no i'm not doing it uh what about the wheelbarrow rocking i need to build something all right let me let me turn this one in let me turn this one in via email because that's gonna be 300 bucks and i'll be able to build something all right here we go i can send 300 bucks that it okay now i got money i got 394 dollars okay upgrade gun build and customize your home illuminate dark areas chance to find metal scraps and wood slow speed tool for digging spots and lock picking or mikko chicken sonar scan for nearby items i'm going to need this no returns so i have an upgrade gun now with upgrade gun you can customize your pawn shop use it to customize shelves wall floors and posters build stations to clean and repair and assemble items oh build a big shelf upgrade slow emperor i don't have enough money for this is this free 265 dollars what the oh this i already have one here i can put the wolf right there can i oh nice okay how much is he 75 bucks that's you're gonna get way more than 75 for that one all right there's another one i could put the i won't put tv over there oh i want the tv front and center right in front whatever i don't like that explosion okay able to oh i was supposed to play fable too that's right i was i was supposed to play fable too go is there enough how much is the wheelbarrow worth all right i'm not all these are gross but i mean how much can i sell this for it's a i don't i don't even want this up here is this a medium item or is this something i don't know i don't want it i'm saying throw it away i don't want this i actually really don't want this thing in here he always does this we're used to this by now i know i don't want to set it i don't i'm i don't want that i'm throwing it over the fence i don't want it i swear to god i don't even care if it's money i can't throw it oh come on get it over there i don't even want it i don't want it i don't want it you're a liar i'm not a liar i'm a forgetter i think that's all i can do oh wait the cat the cat go okay it fit here be serious come on what this thing is it's not a medium item i need to clean it how do i clean it i need to clean it clean it cleaning station oh what's that wall upgrade added to the collection leaning station use upgrade you have to clean the area from overlapping items what let me clean the area how do i get this gun off zero i take this off build cleaning station i need to build a cleaning station okay all right all right all right open the store how do i turn the store on i have to go to sleep i don't have anything in it i have a tv a spell book a high five dog and a rocking chair that's enough i'll go to bed your first auction i haven't done that yet if you turn sign off closed go to sleep in the hay oh what's this okay do i just have to go to bed sleep in the truck i don't think i sleep in the truck do i have like a house somewhere go to the outhouse no no no no put the doll in the chair wait hold on do you tell me what to do [Music] oh okay here we go just recycle everything just you get money forward why not just recycle everything in the house i haven't wait i might have some stuff here that i can sell i saw the chair no all right let's go time for bed okay time to open the store i'm ready for my first day on the job open the shop using the shop sign otherwise customers won't come come on in we're open click on the client to start selling you can sell decline or haggle for the better price when you haggle don't be too greedy or you might lose money whoa all right what are you looking at the tv you want the tv i'll give you 18 for the magic ah you can go better than that more bucks all right yo let's take it you just it's like a golf mini game okay you want the wolf i have an offer 83 haggle i five wolf do it again guys keep doing this nobody's talking read your pc computer email we're just in here personal computer computer what the wait what oh i have to talk to them oh yeah that was easy oh yeah why am i so good at it it's that's not hard to do did i sell everything oh not there's nobody wants a chair oh you want the chair 33 bucks come on i'll get it every time i'm so confident being able to do that oh it's all right cool man i don't have any more stuff okay hey kid a new tournament of miko's bid wars just started let's go to the bridge storage and win this the final round will give us tickets to hawaii if you find a car engine there send it to cousin kevin okay barn bridge oh this is auction all right we're going to auction cleaning station i know hold on all right let me go upgrade the cleaning station how much do i have 4.95 no no no wait wait wait wait wait i need to be able to bid on this thing not yet all right close the shop everything's sold i know i want to close it all right like whatever just there's nothing here to steal if anybody comes in here who cares top left oh we're closed okay it already is closed all right let's go i'm ready that will go to the car a car doesn't do anything buy one gas for 50 bucks what disable the motion blur the bush blur is disabled motion blur off it's off it's off look the motion blur's off turn on v-sync turn off v-sync he's like yeah v6 on because are you new to streaming because i have v-sync turned on all right let me if v-sync is so listen i have to ask this question because it seems like i i need you to help me if this thing is stupid and sucks and everybody turns it off why is it in every game why do they just what's the point of having it in if every single person turns it off why is it just enabled people are idiots german don't listen you set them off somebody said oh somebody sent him off somebody sent him off he's one of these streamers that you jump into and like oh my god he could go off on a rant and he and he just goes oh it's so funny i love watching everybody goes off about like nintendo and like nickelodeon no i'm not a go off streamer i'm a realistic streamer okay there's a difference i'm being realistic with you i'm not going off i'm being realistic i'm gonna buy the gas whatever it's two gas to go here what the you think you gave a pretty good answer probably okay so we have to bid on one of these like storage wars do i get to go yep why can't you just say me what is that that's gonna be your thing yep yep it goes to be the highest bidder at the auction use small and big bid buttons to increase the price after waiting feel free to explore and take all the items all right so where do we start this us you live in back with your uncle that's some i don't what are you ready to lose kid gonna smoke oil alive mikko is the real face of america let's go let's open it just just let me in just can i go in there just let me in it let me inside just open it and let me see what's in there how do i start this travel to bridge storage look for a car engine oh okay let's go 600 i owe you kick their eggs all right here we go 150. [Music] 350 450. [Music] what the [Music] will teach you this is 600 bucks yup it's copyrighted i forgot that was me wait yup is copyrighted is that is it i can imagine that being on a t-shirt like yeah it's not a shirt it definitely is if it exists i'm gonna get it and i'm gonna wear it on stream one day all right i won the auction it was 600 bucks we got in here oh let's take a look around hmm do people actually do this so you you have a storage unit and you like you just like don't go you what do you just default on the payments so could you go to the auction and just like pretend like you knew what was in there you know yes like what if i went to the auction and i like knew it was already in here and i what if i just told people what was in here there's a car engine why would you pretend i don't know because you like you can just be like just discourage people from wanting to bid on it all right here we go starts let's start the bidding yep 100 you're at your own of the auction and just wait for it wait for it to get to like 1500 bucks i think there's something good in there uh at 900. yep a thousand 910 950 980 yep and then you can just take off the mask you take off like the glasses with the mustache and go i this i this is my in here guess what it's like old from my grandmother's house it's worth probably 50 and then leave there's like two rocking chairs in here that they're missing legs and they're not worth anything you just spent a thousand extra dollars than you had to you know what i do you know you know what i would do you know what i would do this is what i would do if i ever had one of these and i if i would just get a shitload of like baseball cards like i'm talking like 50 000 packs of baseball cards i know they're worthless they're not there's nothing worthwhile in them i would just put i would stuff it with baseball cards so it would they would spend months going through these knowing that like wait a minute look at all these baseball cards there's probably a wicked expensive one and i know that there's not that's evil what do you mean that's evil this is my storage unit this is my stuff in here but maybe i wanted to maybe i was a collector of like a bunch of shitty baseball cards what what is that your business this is my unit this is literally my unit i can put whatever i want in here what is he talking about i'm talking look you must do you not understand like what we're doing here somebody this is somebody's like storage unit you can put whatever you want in here just don't tire buy an axe this thing goes down that's kind of weird i get in here is there a car down here oh i wait a minute i got it okay now turn it on oh okay did i just get a car oh my god this expensive stuff down here what's this stuff unmetal oh what's that it's 150 bucks iron actually you can smash the boxes sometimes this stuff in them oh mine is 150 bucks this is a car there's a lot of stuff in here radio oh look at this oh this is this is worth spending 600 bucks for this there's a big ass storage bin yeah you could like probably live down here there's another left there's another layer why is this so big whoa like cool bike thing hold on get us out of the way the animal saw games coming up um i'm gonna tell you unfortunately no considering uh they made two games both of them were absolute atrocious they were awful horrendous video games that no nobody with four brain cells that had any sort of capital working capital would have given money to make a third one well it's just going to be there oh there's another get i got how do i collapse this when has a shitty game ever stopped you saw two did saw two was awful it was thick is that blood what the i do need that axe you're right you just sucked it saw too i don't know i i have this opinion that if you if you if you have if you're gonna defend the video game saw two you got it at christmas one year and like your friend got mario odyssey a mario galaxy and like you just have to you you like have to find a way to make it like that is not that bad i'm a saw stream huh my best tool is the engine there's so much stuff here i'm gonna play what we get is as a christmas present yeah that's true i don't know who would be giving sawtooth to their kids that's a pretty bad parenting if you yeah i don't know why that would happen in fact you probably i people would probably be like wait you got saw wait a minute is that the game where you've been like would people get their heads chopped off yeah oh my god ooh can i sell the couch get the frog please i'm gonna get the frog what do you think i'm not gonna pick up the frog what's the fart for it's cause i hit crouch give me a break this is actually a fart button oh my god uh i mean take this tv aaron aaron no don't do that [Music] fart funny fart funny all right i can leave ah suckers it was two thousand dollars worth of stuff in there well done there barn finder see you next time bye [Music] we could have put it in the trunk oh i don't have the x i have to buy it i don't have enough money to buy it this isn't like 500 bucks he's gonna miss every single toilet roll i don't know what that what that means okay now let's get that item that i was supposed to do 430 bucks i'll take it the new cyberpunk is looking good why is it cyberpunk i don't know what that means cyberpunk we gotta when are you gonna do resident evil eight uh the plan is well i was supposed to do fable um resident i wanna do resident evil oh what do i do here um hold on let me figure this out resident evil 8 not resident evil 8 what a resident evil village i want to play that game next weekend saturday and sunday so that's going to be a saturday sunday stream uh i'm still working on the ipad stream which that's going to happen too and then fate yeah all right we got we have the next like three weeks blocked out resident evil village i'm gonna play i'm gonna beat it next weekend and then the weekend after that uh either fable 2 or ipad insanity stream and then the week after that whatever it is we got this we got that that's quality video content over the next three four weeks when is catboy you don't have a release date on catboy you don't have to release it on anything welcome to mikosha all right give me the axe probably never see you later partner okay uh let's make it i want to make another big one yeah so what's the difference between why would you get this one why not just get the standard one why would you make this why would you upgrade this how long until he tries to ask someone oh you can't so don't worry okay so uh let's put this stuff let's put the stuff up what did i get i got all right the wheelbarrow i need to repair oh the cleaning station cleaning station repair and cleaning station right how much does this cost to make 358 dollars what the well i'm just gonna put the tires out on the medium shelf right i could put three up top 38 press b to clean this doesn't work i mean remember i also have this stock market game thing to play today too if you were not here for pre-stream i had a little bit of a problem um why can't i put this what oh there we go uh the problem was i did a poll to see what people would rather see this or this stock market game and it was like 50 50 it was really close for a long time and then somebody boughted the poll and it was ruined everything and then somebody boughted the botted pole to fix it um does the internet don't they don't nothing's on the internet is real by the way can we just just be aware that how could you trust anything like when you're online and you see like people talking to each other those could just be two bots talking to each other to get a response from you you could be you could just be surrounded by bots and have no idea what's going on you could be literally surrounded by them right now rumor admits most of his audience are bots i've no i have no idea who any of you are half of you could be pets at the houses that you live in that have somehow pressed the right combinations of buttons to duo emote i don't know i have no idea you like left your computer on and your cat walked over your keyboard you might not even actually be here how do i is this a medium i need a medium shelf all right well that's good that's fine my cat wrote omega lull rant andy that would be something now wouldn't it oh my god andy yeah but you're here i don't know this needs to be repaired all right open the store i don't want this i seriously don't want this i'm sick of looking at it all right let's sell open no go to bed wait yeah go to bed open the store tomorrow tell it so it's gone yeah is it it's a large yeah you're right just get rid of it is this the imposter is sus guy you know i have to answer that question probably every stream now until until i quit oh is this not a big item that is it's a this is a big item i don't get it i have to hang it i don't understand it's big so why won't it oh because it's dirty all right just get me the hell out of this all right open this door let's go you have to embrace it you're the sus guy for the rest of your life yeah i wonder this is the sp guy now tftf2 is not is not as relevant as among us is at the moment right now i may have been oh no i'm not doing that okay build media no all right open the store let's go i'm going to speed run this i want to build more stuff open holy you're that aaron guy yes no i'm not even this isn't worth the time what i got it right wait wait wait wait wait i got it correct twice no that sims character just that dick was trading this sim like and they went out with like zero energy zero comfort zero bladder and zero hunger and they just got furious for no reason i didn't do anything treat you sims better all right what am i doing video turn off vsync before everybody freaks out is this is audio too loud allows the audio i feel like the sounds are really loud in my ears now it's too quiet no but this looks awful without v-sync oh are you guys seeing this this looks horrible this looks really bad it's an alien are you gonna do better than that okay sell it [Applause] i'm getting tons i'm getting an insane amount of screen tearing it's gonna make me throw up are you guys not seeing that i have to put v-sync back on it's this is really really awful looking i have to i'm sorry i'm gonna like get sick right now i don't think it's going through through my program here andy xtreme what does it look like for you guys right now why vsync with it on i keep hearing the thing like somebody's coming in here but nobody's actually here letting the person thank you for where is this person where i don't see anybody what's going on there's nobody here sorry car oh the car it's the car okay car car car hello sir i can sell that to you 1200 bucks you can do better than that thank you very much you can take that for thirteen hundred twenty bucks i'll take the twelve hundred dollars thank you very much wait haggled twice no that got last time i haggled twice they left [Applause] all right twice [Applause] i can't i love that sound so much i can't stop doing it it's a vsync voice all right agent nice shop i mean agent is this illegal is like an fbi agent did you see anything suspicious yeah what yeah what you you you just disappeared bye bye bye bye bye my cat just started purring because of the alien noise go go go go sell sell sell sell cleaning station i know i'll do it there's still like four items to sell or three items to sell then i'm gonna do an upgrade spree upgrade the outhouse all right fine fine fine just take it imagine haggling with the guy there's a guy just swinging an axe around in his store but why does your objective say to read your pc computer i don't know because it just does because it's a personal personal computer computer personal pc computer water fire extinguisher two and a half gallon pressurized water fire extinguisher [Music] 20 thousand two thousand i got money i know no one would take this job besides you guys some birdie told me that a classic the classic butch model can still be found around quiet woods what about it uncle billy you still owe me 50 bucks there's a squirrel a squirrel boxer okay quiet woods let me upgrade first do i buy something what else can i buy uh the shovel you can tell and six thousand what the hell and cleaning station all right dirty items have the dirty icon put them in the cleaning station and clean it with a secondary action button all right let's go let's get this over with before so people can like get over this um oh it's dirty over there hold on oh i hate this i hate this i don't want to do this this is stop saying aaron stop saying eren stop doing that i keep seeing it somebody just wrote omega lo haha aaron like what are you doing why are you i don't know why are you still doing this stop saying that oh my god do it say it this is not a medium item so what how do i mark for transport did i not what am while i'm cure i'm so confused i can't do that let's go and find this uh squirrel please explain the erin thing to me all right i'm gonna do i'm gonna explain this one more time no i don't even need to explain it why would i explain it there's no reason to explain it i need gas it's just like i i does not i can't even there's nothing for me to explain i thought that was gonna explode and kill me please explain it is this can i dig in here oh nice a tennis racket okay is it dirty no it can just go up explain it oh i suffer the consequences what is for me to explain it's from attack on titan it's armin very concerned about aaron and it's like the way he says it every like three episodes every every every single episode i don't do i need i don't need if you don't watch the show how am i gonna explain that to you you watch it dubbed yes i do and he watches our show dubbed oh he doesn't watch it in subs listen i have such hard time paying attention that reading while watching a show is hard for me to do because i can't pay attention to what's actually going on on the screen i'm too busy reading the text at the bottom so i'm just kind of reading and not watching that's it i know the subs are probably a million times better but it doesn't matter for me it's like if you had the book of the show you were watching and you were reading the book at the same time that the show was being played at the same point in the story like looking down reading like you're reading the same dialogue look up okay that's happening read down look down read the same dialogue or look up it's like just reading the book while the show is happening i can't do it my brain is not smart enough that's a bad analogy no it's not because i'm literally reading what's happening on the screen all right let's go i'm gonna buy the other gas are we almost at the two hour mark is it time to play stocks game uh quiet woods you're watching a play and you're reading the script yeah it's the same kind of difference the stocks game invisible hand yes so i'd pop up today i was like oh what the hell is this in your keyboard my keyboard is pretty clean actually [Music] watch out jungian there's this play i don't even know what you said the actors are reading straight from the subtitles yeah oh okay they're reading the script [Laughter] they're reading the subtitles you imagine if they just had their eyes down like looking on the bottom of the screen reading like the actual animated characters agent i'm detecting strong paranormal waves here i'm detecting strong paranormal waves okay austin powers joke did that happen in austin powers they read the subtitles that was like scary noises oh it's a miko console i'm in the woods at night this is worth 260 dollars 260 260 anytime my grandmother that just scared the out of me okay anytime my grandmother heard a price for anything didn't matter what it was she would always say the price again very very shocked and confused it doesn't matter what it was how much is that thing how much is that coffee uh it was four dollars and and 30 cents four dollars at 30 cents yes sixty dollars what's that that's a coffee machine and anytime yeah anytime that i would like be in trouble if i got something that was potentially going to go wrong and it looked like that i may i might be in trouble she what she would say i don't no i don't want that you'd say aaron jeremy jeremy aaron it was bad that was not funny i'm sorry that was not funny but it was relevant to what we were talking about i'm sorry somebody said it in chat and i just repeated it that was not funny that was really not funny at all it was the worst yoga ever i think that was not even close to being even remotely funny to any of you stop the eren i'm gonna do okay hold on a second oh what happened did you guys not hear anything i said i've just been talking this whole time oh anyways what was i saying right oh so i need that i did not know i'm sorry i was i didn't mean to do that what was the last thing i said you've ruined the peace and quiet boy oh man resident evil state is so scary i'm so glad i'm not actually playing that right now i'm in such a jumpy mood at the moment all right we're gonna do a poll okay we're gonna do a poll there's chicken flying over here okay interesting all right next week do you want to see me play through fable 2 or resident evil village which one and you better get the answer right because we're not changing it okay i'm gonna put let me put a pole up let me do this right now straw poll dot me okay r e village or fable 2. this is for next weekend and this will be a multi-day stream this is going to be saturday sunday either one of these i'm going to put it in there here it comes please if you would vote on this poll do a twitch poll oh well we'll see i'm not sure you can finish village in two days i've heard it's less than 10 hours i've heard it's like 8 to 12 hours we can do that in two days mods can just do a twitch poll really quick um oh yeah oh yeah yeah all right don't click on that one we're gonna do do a twitch poll yeah that people can game that one do a twitch poll next week resident evil village or fable 2. we have somebody botted the out of that thing and yeah i know i'm not no we're not playing around with that one okay i need to find string for this you didn't like the result i didn't even look at the result i didn't know what the results were why why is it in the game what should germa play next weekend all right let's see what do you guys want i'm happy with either one of those outcomes i did see something weird where else can i go i go this way i hear the simpsons intro up there can i get up there how do i get up there oh what the hell how do i get that there we go all right what's the go it's the golden toilet paper the thing that somebody was talking about we found a golden paper okay what is that is that money able to will happen anyway i mean they both will probably happen anyway just what do you want to see next weekend i dig i gotta be able to dig here right oh resident evil is going to be monk s yeah i mean i i'm i've played pretty much all the recent resident evil games on this stream so i'm gonna play it a toilet all right agent what are you doing here play on the hardest difficulty i don't play on hard difficulties not anymore the only thing you're ever going to see me do that's hard is like if eldon ring ever comes out which i have no idea when that's going to happen i'll be waiting for that one for a very long time okay so what i'm where else can i go here's the car holy okay he couldn't handle nicktoons baseball next to nicktoons baseball is not the same as like playing resident evil resident evil village has won okay oh uh re or recently bias recently bias reese reese's bias i need this like whatever this wheel is all right well i'm playing resident evil village next weekend saturday sunday where is everything there's only this one house but i can't get up there i need to get up here yes i do have a bias to reese's they're probably the best chocolate candy imagine thinking of something imagine actually thinking that something is unironically better than reese's just standard regular reese's well reese's eggs let's make that clear i need to get in this house i'm so confused as to where to go this half the items are still here but i can't i need to find something the cats are pretty good yeah they're they're all right this is the second house oh wait that was this is the second house oh it is the second house i thought it was the same house chocolate's the devil's candy um chocolate's good for you though you know chocolate improves your mood yeah am i am i getting question marks for uh actual analytical science chocolate is supposed to improve your mood you guys don't you guys don't actual bad opinions chocolate is supposed to scientifically improve your mood it has mood improving compounds and i didn't just make that up somebody somebody else made that up and i've read it and i'm repeating it to you so you can think it's real now i don't know that's what i've heard it's sweeter science it's not it's so does heroin you don't even know what you're talking about it's a pc cd-rom computer all right still no study a study con done by hershey's you're full of chocolate improving mood chocolate improves memory chocolate improves mood scholarly articles for chocolate improving mood dark chocolate stimulates the production of endorphins chemicals in the brain that create feelings of pleasure dark chocolate also contains serotonin an antidepressant that can elevate mood says scritchfield in addition to feeling good this is what happens to your body when you eat chocolate that's a study done by a medical scientist why is chocolate good for mood dark chocolate and cocoa contain an amino acid called tryptophan that your brain uses to produce the neurotransmitter serotonin which can increase feelings of overall happiness serotonin is the feel-good chemical influences your mood okay self-published not peer-reviewed no it is peer-reviewed because when i eat chocolate i feel great how many times do you eat a piece of chocolate and you go like oh oh my god decadence oh and you feel happy it's real that's a real study i don't need to study when i take a bite into the middle of a reese's egg i just oh i just disappear and i go into my couch and i sit down i put my legs up on the couch i take a big bite and my lips go around it and then it goes it like transitions into my brain and there's like i'm on like a cloud like floating around and it's like talking about how rich and delicious it is and i'm i think i'm describing a commercial that i watched for like dove chocolate bars but you get the idea it's the same thing i got the key to the house those were edibles no they weren't ooh oh shortcut who cares what is dove chocolate you never had like a dove chocolate bar like the dove chocolate ice creams of chocolate what are you guys talking about not shampoo why you guys making me feel like i'm insane dove chocolate yes this is a real different dove not soap okay i got the key which is that what was this law there was a lock door somewhere what was it right here right oh oh up up single google searches i have a key for the second house i think is this for the second house off eating soap chocolate is so good yeah i know the person sitting on the couch they're in pajamas they take one bite and it zooms into their face and then it tell it it goes to like a part where they're like on a cloud and they're floating around and then it shows them how relaxed they are up in the clouds and then it comes back and they have like the chocolate and they just have this big smile where they're sitting on the couch all right let's go all right found it still items here coaster microwave or whatever it is i've been brainwashed by big chocolate you know what's also interesting to think about so back like 60 or 70 years ago they would do commercials like i'm sure a lot of people know this already but cigarettes were seen as not a big deal at all they were seen as like a healthy snack there was a commercial i remember watching where it was like a doctor writing a note about how like i think chester uh what was the name of the company chesterfield cigarettes are the healthiest of all the cigarettes they don't produce any throat irritation it was a doctor sitting there writing a note talking it was a doctor's note about how they were healthy and maybe think about people like 50 60 years ago thought like cigarettes were just like fun like candy that didn't hurt you what are we eating now what are we doing now that like a hundred years from now people are gonna watch old youtube ads for like some product and go holy they would eating this all the time they thought this was fine what's wrong what are they insane i wonder what that thing is going to be where it's like it's it is unbelievable to think that we were eating this chocolate fast food sugar i don't think it's going to be sugar because sugar is like sugar has like a function it's like one of the most it's like the building block of a ton of things everybody already knows sugar is really not good for you at all we already know that people thought cigarettes were fine and they're like horrendous for you what's the thing that we all think is fine right now or good that we're like no that ever that's perfectly fine but it's not at all oil like vegetable oil i believe micro plastics interesting i haven't used the key i don't know what do i even care i got the golden paper it's gonna be like the fake sugars like stevia you know actually i would not be surprised like i don't know something about that right it's like wait okay what if like a hundred years from now it's like wait they were making fake sugar garlic hmm now that would be very sad caffeine i could see caffeine having some kind of like wow i can't believe they were doing that garlic oh man imagine if it was garlic that would be sad because we think garlic is wicked healthy for you and there's like studies about it i've seen a doctor write a note about garlic before oh uh i want another big one here these old cigarette commercials they're so fascinating i recommend you go watch them because they used to say that like having the filter on a cigarette like filtered cigarettes filter out all the disgusting stuff it filters out the tar so you get a clean smooth drag those things those things don't even do anything invention of the filter cigarette was so such a huge advertising thing clean smoke yeah 105. anything dirty ooh i need to wash it no i can't watch a cigarette commercial i'm not 18 yet why are you what are you doing here you had to click the button that said you were of a mature audience to watch this stream what are you talking about why are you here oh you're in big trouble uh 155 this thing's 380 180 465 i got to repair it though okay we'll put this one up remember you aren't mature yes i am look i can make attack on titan voices in the shower and be mature just a little odd okay that's 100 false okay so you can't have you tell you can't have like a humoristic outlook on things and like just have be having fun but i guess you uh can't be mature adult what mature is not caring what people think no it's not say it please i beg you all right do a poll right now do a poll in chat if people want to hear me do i people want to hear arm and arlet the the answer the question is do do you want to hear armin it's very simple yes or no question by the way it needs to be at least 75 yes for me to do it okay i can't i can't see it so someone's got to relay what it says it said wait hold on 77 yeah but it's not done yet that needs to stay over 75 percent until until this is done think of how loud and annoying it's going to be you're going to have to turn your volume down some of you i'm trying to get you to change your answer it's going to be like oh he's doing the errand thing i have to turn my volume down because it's so annoying i hate when he does this you know even if like two percent of you guys decided like to change your vote right now think about it it's gonna be loud you it's not funny you don't think it's funny you hate it so switch your vote over like it's not you don't like it don't make yourself hear something you don't want to hear hey yeah i mean like see think about it think about i'm looking out for you your well-being 76 come on we need to hold no you don't you need to open the door holy that's ancient that is an ancient reference i feel like that was a hundred years ago hold the door hold the door all right i got all my stuff here i'm gonna go to bed this has gotta run out i don't close it early this has to run out oh come on [Music] oh man oh i hate that sound that sounds sucks i can't believe this many you guys are clicking on this that's shocking to me it's gotta be remember i said over 75 if it's 75 it's not happening no okay okay hold on let me wait wait i'll do it in a second i thought this was a person i was about to talk to them all right all right you get hey you get what you get see when i have to do it i don't want to i can only do when i want to do it yeah aaron aaron aaron run away aaron aaron aaron aaron aaron aaron aaron [Music] okay there you go some i know you said shut up you must be one of the you should have voted no why did you want me to do that at 76 percent of you told me to do that i told you i didn't want to do it and you i told you i didn't want it and you made that happen it was almost all of you it was almost all of you that's most of you you lost 500 viewers of course i did of cour i would have left the stream if i saw that yes came through i would have been like well i'm gonna come back in five minutes i would just left yeah they'll be back in five minutes i'll do the errand impression oh that's easy just go i'll do that one for free titan no that's too bad he turns into he turned he's i'm aaron actually it's too bad that there are titans done did you see those titans exciting no i'm not doing every character on this show i'm not gonna do every character on the show that's not how this works do mikasa no let's make it make us just like armin armin armin aaron aaron there that's as best as i can do oh i can do that look i love that character an attack on time oh right i love when that character shows up and says i am the strongest person on earth now what do you know about that one goku aaron eric erin oh god guarded aaron aaron run away aaron run away goku i didn't even had a haggle i just sold it do a poll about goku what are you talking about [Music] it was so easy like how how dare you give me something so simple i got 2 600 bucks i think i sold everything i did close the store dude jimmy stewart well i honestly start well no it's not only thinking there or get down from there or stop jimmy store a tenth of you that know who that is uh i'm not doing it fresh what do you what's what's the goku for i just did it i already did that i don't know what that means not gonna do the mr satan like hercule impression oku goku one 380 dollars for this clock 150 plus dollars all right let's go bus guy i can't this is what happens when i'm so glad i got to do aaron though erin aaron it's been two hours jeremy well hold on is this an auction for this house i only have five hundred and eighty dollars glad to see you again mary would be proud so this is the buy the house morty are they doing another season rick and morty i just with that i'm like asking i don't care that's just stupid like oh like reddit humor is that when's the next season coming up don't tell him tell me i'll just look it up it's not a hard thing to do oh can i move this looks like i can dig there right hell all right i only have 595 dolls need more money for this this is not good i bought too much stuff i can't buy this what happens if i don't get this can i come back later and auction it again i just don't get it it's going to be way more than 600 bucks i i just spent all the money to come here though can i go in the other houses next game not yet not finished with barn finders why does everybody want to do the impressions of the stuff that everybody hates i think you secretly like rick and morty and you want me to do morty because you like the character more do you think it's funny in fact i would bet a certain amount of cash that most of you well i don't know about most of you a lot of you probably actually really like that show and you're just pretending to not like it i bet you a bunch of you actually really like it i think it's funny probably yeah first two seasons maybe what is a funny show that's right now i think have i asked this before what do you what is like the collective like twitch chat hive mind opinion on what's a currently airing good show that's funny that's really funny sopranos has not aired in like 15 years probably aaron currently aaron invincible is actually a good show is it okay i want i want everybody to remember this i want you all to remember this clip this and in like two or three years i want to see if like everybody hates that show now okay remind me in like three years if like everybody thinks the show's not funny because it looks like of all of you most of you are saying it is is dipping sauce yeah just wait for the just wait for the dipping sauce episode young sheldon uh i have to like i have to try to get this whatever i'm gonna lose it though i'm gonna try whatever let's go [Music] just wait till the last second to do a 50 bid now what is this how many how many people there's so many people here and nobody's bidding why would you come to the auction did i just get this house for 450 dollars i did why did you even show up oh god damn it now [Music] i mean i can't do this level now it's wasted a bunch of money the secrets to let them bid and then come into the last second no the secret is to go to the auction go there kind of late and disheveled because something just happened crazy and you sort of irritate everybody in the room you sit down you're like oh sorry sorry about that and then your character ends up sneezing like three or fourths of the way like about maybe two thirds of the way through the auction and they see that as a bid and it's like oh my god that's so much money i can't belie what the heck oh my god it's sold to the bad and the funny hat and then i have to pay like five million dollars because i i didn't mean to bid that's what you meant to say did this happen no this is every this is i don't have the clock that happens in every tv show that has an auction one of the characters like sneezes and they they put their hand up accidentally somehow that's mr bean yeah it's in every tv show that's ever had an auction if you have an auction in your show the main character is going to accidentally do something and raise their hand and have to buy like the 20 million painting can i even continue to play the game i have to like go to sleep this guy loves slapstick comedy i do i really do [Music] he still wants me to go to aunt mary's house i don't have any items did i get soft locked all right we need to go back to the red barn and find items right yeah it's free where's our gift subs jeremy you owe us i oh how do i owe gift sells from what what are you talking about 500 million and i'm slowly shaving off that number it's not going to be an accurate number yeah i decided to pay with fun tokens you guessed that that was okay i have now no no i'm not going to problem is there a problem there one errand is ten dollars from the debt no that wouldn't be worth it it would have to be like a million what is tf tf problem tf does it mean the like the ef what is tf there's something on top here how do i get up there troll face oh okay can i get on the roof i gotta get on the roof yes i do i just don't have it through like the streamlabs thing yes i still use streamlabs obs i know didn't i just tell you that i have a cord that hasn't worked in like four years and i still haven't replaced it [Music] i want every item slobs is so much easier to use i understand that well theoretically i love streamlabs obs but in practice i hate it having the chat baked into the window here is like is is the only reason why i still use it it's such a good feature okay i need to get some items come on saving window space and monitor space is huge that's i'll give them credit where i'm going to give them credit i hate every single thing else about the entire program is it i have nothing else to say that's thing about streaming software there's no like streaming to a service nobody has really made it there's like three products that do it and i've tried some of the other alternatives and they were just a huge pain in the ass does that mean funny you got it uh let's see what would make you in particular laugh i don't know i don't know what you think is funny see anytime you guys say say something funny what you don't understand is i don't know what you think is funny i don't know what your favorite routine is here so if i try to say something that i think you might think is funny and you don't you didn't like that particular routine then it's not going to be funny so i can't help you you just have to watch until you see something that you like if you did if you don't like what you see and you know goodbye see ya i can't wake up my hands are so sweaty i can't snap hold on and you know goodbye i jump from here there's got to be a way to get over there on top of that this tower scream directly into the mic for several seconds no that sucks i don't want to do that that's not that sucks i don't i got to get on this roof [Music] that's definitely how i do it all right i'm up here and go here all right i got the golden um all right i got the golden paper how much is that worth wait there's apparently where's this other item there's another item that's like worth a lot of money apparently i don't see any items i can't walk what the hell is going on i can't i'm trying to walk well that was weird all right fine i'll scream into the bike where's this other item there's one or two significant items that are still here that's making me annoyed that i can't find them whatever i got enough that was so cringy if there's something about that the fake screaming that oh it just does something i agree oh they're buried parents are asleep ah dude what the dude therma do a fart okay fine let me repair the thing to make some money where's the repair machine this is cleaning the generator uh where's the repair station i can't believe you guys think that's funny oh there it is okay 800 bucks goddammit all right well i can sell some stuff i will sell i should have enough to at least make 800 and repair all that stuff and then bring it back okay i have a few wheelbarrows it's all i can sell i can't put anything else up there even if they puzzle pieces does that i can't sell them well i should make like 300 bucks i think [Music] all right get to 800 build the repair station and then repair all that stuff and sell it and do another day all right and then i'm gonna buy the house all right and then we're gonna play stock game okay sound good to you sounds good to me did you watch the sub or the dub of king of the hill [Music] i watched the sub all right so hurry up remember my brother's watching can you make him laugh he likes mario sure did he just like clap and scream i hope he did he's 24. so i would have clapped and screamed if i heard that and i was a big mario fan customer no i don't know i didn't see an alien come on i need 130 bucks 100 100 100. no okay that's fine puts me at 937 good close the shop repair station go all right allows you to repair broken items broken items have the hammer icon fix damaged spots using the resources from the smashing the junk with the ax i don't i've read that so wrong okay now i can refill the shop go to sleep do it again yeah this look at this 465 dollars you kidding me that's so much money i'll be able to buy that damn house i'll get it okay on the damage to oh i said do it really fast okay get it got it nice all right sell this thing for 500 bucks at least there i got a lot of repairable items this old television television that's better get over here good i have so many um [Music] tools or say something unfunny i don't know like maybe 20 to 30 of everything i've said this stream i don't think i need to say anything more i think you could probably pull something what's that an old chair that's not 90 it's probably like 30. it's like 20. i'll make up i'm gonna make i'm gonna get that house i'm getting invested in this game even though i don't i'm not but i am please the thing with the spring goes on the wall i think i thought i tried to put it there it didn't do anything you ready for this one look at how fast that was check this out ignore chat i'm not really ignoring them but i'm not paying that much attention to them at the moment it's not a bad thing i'm just trying to get my store ready to sell objects all right somebody said put this on the wall i tried to do that before it didn't do anything all right sleep wake up open this door done yeah that's it i don't have anything else i'm gonna make probably two thousand dollars and then i'm gonna go buy the house and after the house has been purchased go in there and wait i can't sleep it's too early i open the store oh okay strippers i'll take it you find any alien stuff i i found the alien the aliens themselves i've drank the moonshine and they do weird stuff in front of me get rid of that sweet this actually is kind of cool i would probably want this this would be kind of cool to have like in your uh out in your front door or something like your study all right yeah i want you to take that i'll do one more time nice you this thing's expensive make up your mind next time what are you talking about i just i just talked to you what it's because i walked away i didn't mean to have your flashlight on oh whoops 500 bucks do it twice again yeah that's a huge hit right there that's 675 dollars there's no way i get outfit at that house next time come on somebody get it oh again 674 i am now ready to go bid you want that beer all right let's go travel i got money german goku day is trending goku depose i'm glad we got to see it all right 2 000 bucks let's go i'm not gonna do any bids until the last second is the time left hold on all right here i come 8.50 hold on all right i'm coming in i'm coming at 9 50. burning hell is what i said what the how is this more expensive than last time 13.50 that's it no one's gonna go more than that what the no 1550 1750 no the last time the house went for half of this that's it give it to me 17.50 i got it that's way over what i i didn't want to buy that much but it's mine whatever all right let's get let's get a haul here what do you say yep just because you say yes does not mean it was a good deal you're gonna get sued all right because i said yep ooh what's this i'll take it it's trademarked you know what else is trademarked probably like the yahoo and i do that every other day i do that like once a week to you guys i'm still fine and dig so we're saying yep now i'm gonna be saying that in the shower that's my new thing i think this probably is gonna be my new thing can we get a doy doy doy no no i can't just be like the guy that just does three jokes i don't want to do that i already repeat myself so much you want to do that more i don't want to do that more i know i i know i do that already i don't want to add to that can i pick this lock how do i pick the lock i have a three star lock pick how do i use it oh well i don't know face camera i break my desk well i know ikea has some good ones for your replacement oh this one's expensive okay what about this one lock pick why is it scary move up pins in correct order to open lock i did it i just i guess i did it ooh computer lemon white unsellable oh wait i have the uh i have the monitor i have the monitor the tower and now the mouse maybe i'll be able to sell it it's a dog photo 100 that's it for a huge dresser like this there's a dick on the wall yeah it might be that probably is i don't really i don't care though still a lot of left here all right what about downstairs [Music] there's a car under there car that's gonna sell for quite a lot i would assume so nothing in any of these [Music] oops oh that's a big one megaphone give me that get the trumpet i did didn't i yeah i got it all right what about this thing the road toaster i'll take it whoa i don't have a key to get in here where would the key be no it doesn't matter it's just in the backyard um [Music] stop doing that stop i can go around the back right i can't go back here where's this key he e i don't see a key is there a key e like the mailbox that's not a bad idea wait all right that did something oh what is this oh my god that was like that was that was a statue of like michelangelo i didn't want to break it i wanted to pick it up there's no key in here goddammit i want that key i haven't found the clock go check the mailbox all right i'll check the mailbox not in here [Music] baby i can't leave without the object i can't go in the backyard unless i have the key i'm missing it in the garage or something where is this thing what about the shovel yeah replace the dig go into the twin peaks room you just spoil the show did you just spoil the show for me i've twin peaks like the show twin peaks so now when i watch twin peaks there's gonna be a room like that and i'm gonna know exac and i'm gonna be ready for it i'm gonna be waiting for that room with the with the red curtains thanks a lot thank you i can't watch twin peaks now thanks a lot i'm believable you've no idea how much that pisses me off that was on my list of shows to watch eventually you know i have that as well as uh the new alvin and the chipmunks 3d cartoon but they're desperately trying to make alvin and chipmunk something that people want to watch by making them like little kids they're not even chipmunks anymore they're like as big as small children and they have like people faces um the both the movies sucked i don't think anybody cared nobody watched either one of those movies they did horribly at the box office i think and they were very very poorly rated but we have to have like a show on nickelodeon about them i can't think of anything else i don't i can't think of anyone that watches that show like alvin and the chipmunks is one of those old nostalgia things that no one cares about and now i have to watch that show instead because you ruined twin peaks for me thank you you have no idea alvin the last episode that i just watched simon was on his computer and he had a big report due that was due for his class because they're like in school i guess and simon was complaining about the professor about how i can't do this this is way too hard i gotta do all this code and alvin grabbed the computer and wrote an email to the professor saying like simon said this and that and that and like hit the send button and like he's like yeah he should know and simon's like what are you doing alvin are you crazy i don't want him to know that spoilers yeah yeah yeah yeah spoiled sorry thanks for ruining twin peaks now you got spoiled your show got spoiled now i don't see any mount i why where is this key in another house the second can i go in either one of these this looks like i can go in mobile users reacting to a bit that happened a minute ago that does happen where is this key can i go on wait can i go on the roof can't break this ah check that dirt thoroughly no the hell is this it's the tip of the hat's picture [Laughter] he's so stupid all right where is this it's free on a hook on the wall between the windows oh my god it is up here oh jeez the tip of the hat's picture okay let's get to it can't play the game because you're spoiled that's fine [Music] alvin [Music] where the chipmunks i think it would be embarrassing for the people to do the chipmunk voices to have their voices like slowed down and we hear what they actually sound like it would sound like that it'd be like where the chipmunks alvin simon and theodore they don't actually sound like that yeah i've heard the christmas one i hope i get a hoola hoop i've heard it yeah i'm i'm old ooh a necklace there's still something out here you want me to be in the next alvin in the chipmunks film and why do you think they would want me in that movie all it would take would be about 10 minutes of like a vetting process for them to see that i've talked about how stupid that that show is and how awful that whole franchise is you you want that person to be in the next movie oh that was fun sas guy is a big draw not really why do you think that carries that much weight i take this hey otto it's tough he's just like digging into the ground over here stop it it's funny i don't know what this last item is but it's the clock it's the actual item i need have i not found the clock seems impossible as do you guys see a giant clock somewhere i don't listen for it see-saw go to the seesaw oh oh nice thanks guys it's really helped me i you know i appreciate that you really helped me here someone will buy that i guess clock oh auto no i can't show auto because i have to show me i don't want to show me right now all right got it i got everything yeah that's everything [Music] i don't know why i'm doing that what's wrong with me i'm leaving no you're not you liar you're still here because you've been waiting for the stock game okay send this complete that quest why are you singing i don't know why can i not sing why is that so out of the ordinary well i mean what is this app comic oh it's like a comic book okay i don't have the whole thing all right i need to get stuff out here how's the computer doing computer mouse computer and do i need a keyboard maybe a keyboard i like this my favorite part i want to play is that all right is it is that in there power washer game now i want to play it isn't it good is the game terrible how can i not get this okay finally jesus it's a power washing game you should know if it's terrible by now just play it next week um am i should i play it next week no i'm playing resident evil village next week i'm playing resident evil village 400 no resonable village then fable 2 then ipad stream then um then something else i don't know whatever you said do a mini rumble between stream game choices that's actually a really good idea i'm going to steal that from you and use it that sounds really funny maybe eventually microphone give me that megaphone or whatever this thing is a grammar phone done on the wall oh come on hang it do not play lisa i'm not i do i have to i'm not going to play lisa you're not going you i do have to keep saying this you are never going to see lisa on this stream it's never going to happen never ever it's never going to happen it will never it's never going to air ever it will never air ever it's never happening i mean unless like i think it's good i'm kidding no it's not happening why not guys don't play it i don't want to play it i have a lot of items don't play dragon rompa i'm not going to play that either i don't think i i don't look if you have a suggestion please put it in to the suggested recommended channel on the discord and that's it thank you so much thank you you want to see me play dragon rompa i'm cool i'm glad you do but if i'm going to play it it's my i'm going to make that decision when i make that decision thank you all right sleep get up turn i'm gonna go read homestuck no no no i that's not that i don't i just don't i don't have time for like a big immersive series right now okay open the store read that email first i don't have time for that aim the bid wars wait what i want to go to the bid wars oh i need money first is fable 2 gonna be a two-part stream that's probably gonna be yeah probably saturday and sunday resident evil will be two streams and then so will the other one able to is going to definitely take more than one stream to do what about the diablo 2 remaster well i plan on playing the diablo 2 remaster on my own to i don't think i'm going to stream that it depends i don't think so resident evil village is like four hours well if i beat resident evil village quickly then they'll just play fable too i don't think that's gonna happen if a game says four or five hours it takes me about ten it's like took me about nine yeah i would imagine it's like the other ones i did how is it i didn't even ask how the game is it looks like it's getting good reviews so resident evil 2 the remaster was probably my favorite resident evil it was my game of the year how can that is it first person or is it third person it's first person oh okay that's actually all right that's cool so it's like it's essentially resin it's essentially resident evil 7 oh all right lots of sex in the game which won't allow it to be played there's major tos violations don't risk it what i mean don't risk it how many isn't it like a hundred thousand people streaming that game right now it's like almost all of twitch is streaming that i think they would probably you're fine i know i'm fine i i didn't have a i'm fine i'll be fine [Music] don't listen to that guy okay they all got banned dos timmy's you're not going to like resident evil 8 don't play it i liked resident evil 7 well i liked resident alien i liked some of resident evil 7 i liked portions of it the first hour the first two hours of resident evil 7 was a 9 out of 10. second like four hours was like a six the like the last four hours was like a two so i mean i don't know the first like few hours of that game were some of the best i think they've ever done that house was scary that was terrifying and then resident evil 2 just nothing can be better than resident evil 3's remake it'd be hard to do because resident evil 3's remake was very much uh like very lackluster they're going to remake resident evil 4. i'm really scared of that that terrifies me because resident evil 4 is still really good the reason to remake two and three makes sense because they're like old tank controlled top time just go go resident evil 4 is still a great game it doesn't really need to be remade what do they have to like change remake four in first person i don't think i would like that i think i'd wanted to be in third person they're adding tomato town to resident evil 4. you know there are so many there's so many zoomers now i wouldn't be surprised and that would be like okay i guess they're adding like tomato town [Music] there's a lot of zoomers i mean and they love tomato town [Music] i didn't say uh tomato town is dumb fortnite is dumb zoomer is stupid i didn't say that i just said zoomers love tomato town would it be that surprising if tomato town was in something else that wasn't just fortnite car consumers love tomato town all right let's do it again yeah that's a lot of money how much is that 1800 i don't even know what tomato town looks like all right i got 4 200 bucks i'm going to bid wars let's go bid wars i have 5 000 let's go bid wars you're missing out on tomato town beware of thieves why am i still playing this well i'm about to stop playing this and move on to the stock game let's see what happens here are we betting on this car oh we're bidding on the car you said that an hour ago here you can show off your skill in a series of small auctions the winner is the person with the most value of stuff found in storages winner of the bid wars get a special prize the big machine the most value you have to find valuable stuff on the storage units hey come on it's we all know what we're doing here limit the amount of snacks that somebody can get two bottles of water per person storage wars is staged is it oh no i can do better than that only the best are invited for the bid war what did i just do i tried okay so i have to open these all right open this up oh hold on so this doesn't make any sense it's way too much it doesn't make any sense you can't get it in holy that was perfect wait what was that where was i oh yeah i gotta get four i got three but i give her a prize oh a can of soda i can do better than that is this cheating get off this is cheating get it come on i gotta get 28 points holy this is free money all right hold on put this away why i have 10 points pick up the ball [Music] oh it's cuz i'm too far i'm not wait how many points do i get if i go all the way back here that's that was pretty good come on please come on what hold on yeah you ever watch those guys that make the youtube videos where they throw basketballs off of a boat into another boat that has a basketball hoop on it they're driving by each other and it goes in you know how long it takes him to do that oh one point that was across the whole court whatever all right i'm done fine fine fine fine fine whatever i'm leaving i need to win all right how do we do this start bid boys no no i don't i don't need items how long he's been playing basketball oh 10 minutes all for an old subaru which are great cars by the way they last a long time all right okay hey wait oh okay do i which one do i take that one or that one oh johnny no i'm telling you kevin i'm telling kevin i think there's an old game console in there not that one construction stuff there's probably copper in here i want this one this person eternal fames burn in hell is it oh come on 1050 got it okay what's in here that's an old uh i don't know hurry up i sell these it's got another oh that's a power tool that's a power tool hard hat there's gonna be copper in here what's this oh 200 bucks for that thing forklift this is uh i don't know it's a wire there's a huge there's a there's a saw back here a tuber commentary i mean am i doing tuber commentary i didn't think i was yeah that's a good that's a tool okay so hold on a minute if i just buy every unit don't i just win i just win so why would i just buy every unit things empty wait okay nothing else in here that unit is done nice all right 827 i lost lost some money but it's okay i'm gonna go for this one [Music] something behind those there's something behind those green uh dumpster bin things [Music] me 850. i'll take it yeah none of you guys are going to even compete i came here with like five grand your character looks like tiger king all right something valuable here we go what is this nails oh oh this is looking like a dud an old typewriter oh that's not that wait hold on we got furniture honey this one's a dud yeah it's a dud this is less than probably a few hundred dollars but it's okay i can just screw up everything and nobody can compete with me oh you already thought it was a dud you guys thought it was a dud nope never look at all this up here i almost didn't see that belongs in a museum there we go all right i'm currently in the lead okay how many more units are there there's two more units to three more units to bid on oh wait am i just like blowing all my stash too quickly what's that in there that's yup i want this one too why is there a portal entrance in front of this 1100 bucks oh man this is going high did i let it go i'll take it well i i can't afford to buy all of them i think i brought the axe because i wouldn't really even go in here hey it's this thing this that's a app 385 what else is in here what is this ooh that's four almost 400 crossbow yeah all right i made money this one was going yep oh yeah another crossbow up top as well this is a big ticket this is about 13 to 1400 bucks 15 1500 i don't want to miss anything nothing else right don't think so rubble nope we're good okay there are two more to bid on what's in there a bunch of trash in there yeah this one sucks unless that like that's like captain america shield is worth a lot of money i don't know in the dirt there's nothing in there what was that was that what why even let me dig if there's nothing there all right uh this one looks promising as well but this one has a huge treasure chest all right if that thing this is a skeleton all right i want this one let him have this one i don't even care i don't even want this one to spend your money don't want it [Music] this is the one i want here wait let me check this there's one more no just this last one yeah this is a huge treasure chest right here [Music] i want this one nobody wants this one why i'll take this with 325. this is a giveaway did anybody else even come here with money besides sebastian i guess it's 325 bucks whoa i win what do i win you gonna play the other game yes i'm gonna take a break i'm gonna go pee i'm gonna get some water i'm going to find out what was in here block oh i can lock pick this container what's in it nothing let me play the binding of isaac music [Music] i think i can get out okay a good thing i get out there's a bunch of chests in here anything interesting no what about this one [Music] maybe dig oh necklace i don't think so all right what's in the last one there's nothing in here that's why there's only 300 bucks yep it was done that don't matter i won the car anyways i won the car who cares nice all right i wonder i can i sell that for how much can i sell that for hopefully more than four thousand dollars i spent like 4 200 bucks what can i sell this for okay i just wanna see what it's worth and then i'll take a break i'm not doing that all right sleep and then i'm gonna sell the car there it is all right what's it worth just base price 800 bucks that's it i spent i've i didn't need to spend that much money oh well all right that just like annoyed me i'm done all right we're gonna play the stock game for a little while i will be right back i'm going to go take a quick break i'll see you guys in like two three minutes and i'll be back with the stocks game see you in a minute

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Published: Sun May 09 2021