Jerma Streams - Vampire Survivors

okay i'm back so vampire survivors this is not the first time i've played this game paulie and i used to when it first came out really just grind this i've played a lot of this so far but it was really when it first came out so i have not played it in like six or seven updates uh i did play a lot of it though so i'm i'm very seasoned if you don't know what this game is then you're in for a tree because the game is actually incredible okay let's get it open it might be a little rusty it has been a while we'll find out no wobble dogs no i won't play this so i don't know how to get like the new there's a bunch of new characters i think i do need to turn it up though that is far too low how's that better okay can you see i don't think you can see it you can't even see me no this is fucking creepy okay let's get it up here fucking glover is it no no i've never captured this game before do i have to capture the probably capture the window that would make sense wouldn't it well let me get it hold on okay there it is you should be able to see it now okay that's not correct that is also not correct that is not correct either hey look at that okay i got i got a lot of money as you see i got a lot of cash i play with the controller does that make me a shitty person does that make me bad how come it's not there we go okay yeah does it make me bad at the game i know you just move around you literally just walk around all right so let's get started so start if you want to see what i've done i've gotten to level 20 in the forest this all this shit i don't even know what this is a hundred i've survived 10 minutes all right let's just go want to see my collection so they had a lot of stuff huh there's like a whole row of new items i'm interested so who should i play with i like this guy with the bones they get more oh wait wait wait wait i need to do on my unlocks or power-ups yeah so today i added new power-ups revive once with 50 health that seems kind of insane curse increases enemy speed health quantity and frequency by 10 per rank why would you want to do this that feels kind of like just make the game harder it's a challenge run oh okay i'm gonna try this i'll do i'll take this one and then i usually take the damaged one i love the damage one and by the way the money i got because as you play the game you just get money and you can spend it however you want you can refund it whenever you want as well i know i'm making a lot of motions and gestures towards you you can refund it whenever you want uh all right so this is damage five percent damage per rank i'm just gonna do this max what else did i like used to do cool down uh oh more projectiles hell yeah move speed hell yeah luck helya more coins yeah uh what else is good i forget i haven't played in like three or four months probably area right attack speed oh that's right i don't really care about the magnet thing although it's very helpful read max health duration yeah whatever i mean it's been a while but i'm just gonna fucking put points where it doesn't matter all right let's go i'm gonna play with the the bone guy so i get extra production projectiles where do i want to play though not yet discovered stage two oh the library wait so hold on what should i do this one can i do this i can't do this one yet should i do this one do the library all right let's go see if i remember how to play this game so all you do for those who have no idea if those you've never played you literally walk around and the game auto attacks enemies around you and the game is harder and harder and harder you get more and more and more powerful and there's more and more and more enemies it's so good it's like one of the best games ever made okay so what do i want to do here i probably i like lightning strikes at random enemies ever you level up every so often check this out boom see that that's lightning level one there's like eight ranks i think of ten ranks of every eye of every uh weapon the little gems i'm picking up on the ground that is experience points when it fills up at the top yeah you probably could guess what happens there we go all right what do i want i gotta you guys gotta help me out here because this once you get two weapons to maximum once you level up and get two weapons that can combine into a super i kind of don't fucking remember i know lightning didn't have one does lightning have a an upgrade now does lightning have an upgrade it does all right how do i do it it tells you what you need to evolve now really it's wings the duplicator okay so i'll go whip i like whip duplicator involves lightning hell yeah the lightning is my favorite move i'm not pressing any buttons just doing it automatically by the way this game is like fucking three dollars it's three dollars [Music] that's this is an ad i mean honestly this is this game is amazing it's through three bucks what do you want to say all right eight percent more experience i like that yeah i want more exp this is making me want to play it i'm excited you know what i did the thing about early access but this game is in early access i was sitting here going oh wow this game is so good but it was so early that i did the thing where i said you know what i want to play it so bad this is like look at the last three or four months but i just did not because i knew eventually like right now i was gonna get to a point where like if there's enough added where there's way more for me to see all right so i already got bone i'm gonna do bone level two last point two seconds longer base area bite yeah let's go on level two santa water is op it is but i was that oh shit oh okay don't be an idiot you do not die in one hit you have health but it's bad to get hit santa water has upgrade now i feel like i did i play the one the update that had the upgrade i don't know the library is hard because not a whole lot of room to move around there's a new enemy do water and orb [Music] level two yeah yeah i want more whip let's go whip is what whip is the to get the super whip whip and heart yep okay okay lightning again do you say would do wings do anything xp is early is good too yeah but i want lightning let's go no xp let's do it [Music] so as time goes on the game just gets harder so you can really kind of blow up a whole run if you build without like enough damage or without enough health or speed you can blow up an entire run all right uh does bone have an upgrade i don't think this bone doesn't have an upgrade does it no it didn't happen before either i want like [Music] oh shit what is that oh one of the mods just linked an evolution chart you're the best bone is bad is it i kind of i like this guy is this guy bottom tier i thought this guy was good oh chat gave it to me well chat is absolutely pog yeah bone bounces i like i can bounce off people do we go bone level three or do i get some spinach anything i would say damage up and one more bone yeah let's do that that sounds working pretty sick put the mouse off the screen by the way used to be the best character in the game did they nerf this character own again i this thing's awesome did they give a uh an upgrade to this because this thing's this is incredible this is the thing that bounces around and goes through people this thing's incredible right they did all right i want it how do i do it i have no i don't even know what this thing had about how do i do it armor i don't want to get screwed up here though because the thing is these are permanent you can't take these off and you can have a six of each thing there's six there's there's a let's see the top of the top left the top is the weapon slots and the bottom is the item slot so you got to be careful you don't screw it all up because i you yeah i can't pick anything else up i'll do rune tracer yeah because i want to see the shit that i haven't seen if i see armor i'm getting it god damn am i actually going to scream like all fucking night yeah probably yeah let's go i'm gonna have to take break to eat something though yeah i would tell you right now the stream is gonna we're gonna we're gonna just kind of chill and just play this the fuck out of this for like the next at least three or four hours so wait i'm we're gonna chill just play right i love this item i just completed all my exams hell yeah hope you did good uh this you need this i i need this because i'm terrible laurel sucks i i thought i i'm i'm awful at this game [Music] let's let's talk about what a chess does okay so when you open a chest it randomly depending you could get an epic a legendary i don't know what it is yet it randomly upgrades one or two or three items that you have this one gotta give you some money all right cool yeah that's good i'll take it that's good for me you can get a legendary chest that's five random upgrades and oh my god doesn't feel good whip i'm telling you right now i me and holly would just sit on the couch and i would just be high with my mouth open just like watching her play i would literally be sitting there like this for like two straight hours i'm doing whip again is it should be like hey do you want to play i just want to watch you oh dinner does that mean help all right i got it so i so now here's what happens so this is random right so if i max out the armor and i max out the rune tracer i can combine them this is going to be awesome i can't wait all right don't tell me what it does because i don't want to know all right now this is a run so i can't fuck it up don't be an idiot once you confirm that you have the two items that you need to at least do one or two major upgrades don't fuck it up this is an auto battler resident sleeper no you don't resident sleeper vampire surprise i'm sorry you just don't you can't you can't do that that's like actually like i think illegal nice whip upgrade okay do i just rush this or do i just let it go what i'm at ten minutes of work it's crazy go with santa water if i get santa water that's it that i don't have any other room for upgrades for weapons so i need if i do santa so i have the rune tracer i need the part container for the whip so that's two okay i'll have enough room right well i have enough i can't make the decision yet i don't know only the weapon needs to be maxed really i thought it was both really fire wand this is it all right we got the hollow heart so now i i'll be able to get the max whip soon which is huge the max whip has life still too which is crazy okay so we're gonna do lightning orb rune tracer and whip mega upgrades and okay yeah let's do it because that if this is santa orb right santa um let me see let me make sure yeah it is all right let's do it around the 10 minute mark is where this gets wild what's the lore for the game i actually don't know we're gonna do bone it's like castlevania kind of reminds me of castlevania bone again another projectile for bone so am i on level two for the library oh it's getting wild resident sleeper now i i we're we're just chilling out now right like okay that's like the i need to pretend like this is crazy so you don't leave right like oh it's getting real it's getting wild it's getting crazy guys oh whoa it's getting wild out here so you know like we're gonna click the x oh you don't want to miss this no i don't get started that thing explodes and i might get hit i need to where i haven't seen rune tracer at all oh dude it's getting wild those things explode and they can kill you in like one hit they really can it's awful it's truly terrible oh this is gonna be awesome oh it's getting fucking wild you see that okay yep i want the santa water santa water drops little like uh little splashes there we go finally what's the lightning upgrade the ring the duplicator okay so i don't want to take i'll take the uh you kind of like the friend that's really interested in the niche game i mean that i don't even would you call this game niche right now i feel like this is like one of the most popular games on steam i feel like this game is like wildly wildly popular so in that first screen i know like most of you guys have already played this i've seen this a million times but in that first stream where you can do the power-ups see the little blue area of effect that's kind of like twinkling that's kind of on the ground that does damage people walk on it when you first do the po you look you do the power up screen you do area of effect you do cool down reduction right you kind of build the character the way i'm sorry i bumped you what do i want to do first probably this one from what i remember the santa water at high levels is fucking crazy i'm not going to swear anymore because like what was the point of saying the f word [Music] good i'll take it the f word oh fuck this is a pro tip for you if you see a health on the ground and you have full health don't touch it you might need it later and things do not despawn it's a little that's a little pro tip for you all right we're almost at 10 minutes is where it gets hard uh this is where it determines if you have the right build to continue going and oh my god it's about to get really wild here i actually stopped fucking around because i don't want to lose at 10 minutes the game says okay you've been playing for a little while let's see if you can actually beat it let's see if you have like a build that's worth playing i'm gonna do whip because it's closest [Music] okay this is gonna be huge oh should i just do spellbinder for the santa water it's a wild crazy hyper insano i think i'm doing santa water also helps the bone i'm doing it spellbinder again you love to see that that's awesome you love to see that happen okay i'm gonna do bone again base damage almost at the max bone whoa xp batches all right bone is maximum i cannot upgrade bone anymore that's good it's going to be bouncing around and helping out okay imagine imagine imagine bat-chesting vampire survivors imagine bat-chesting vampire survivors who are you okay i want ruined tracer fires another projectile i forget what this does kills everything on the screen hello all right spellbinder yeah the red ones are worth way more all right am i missing any secondary item that i need wings is um no because i need the duplicator so i can't do that i just do what santa water again come on smoke weed on stream i'm not going to do that for what chest actually i probably shouldn't touch that because when you get to a max you need to open it in a chest has that changed or is that the same it's the same okay all right so i don't want to touch that yet until i have something that's maxed so i can open the um yeah i'm not gonna touch it look at that area look at that area it's gotten so much bigger oh wait are you guys bat-testing because i'm saying like oh wow this is so cool look at how cool this is that's why that's why you're doing that right you said chest oh please all right tractor begin because i don't want to use the sec i don't i only have one more slot so i'm not using it let me duplicate here i love this game yeah i do too this game is great don't listen to all the bat chest haters out there okay they're all just making it up you can't not like this game i don't think it's possible oh that bat means chest usually fuck that chest that means whatever fuck off fuck it i don't it actually does though if you if you kill one of those highlighted bats there is a very high chance that it's going to drop a chest it's been a while since i've seen a lightning stop i know stop you're making me swear all right no one swearing i can't whatever dude this isn't paper mario wait are you defending the bat chesters or are you saying they shouldn't be doing it oh all right we're good i got the duplicator uh whip is gonna be first i think so how long do i have to survive in the library now 40 minutes at least 30 at least okay i think i've done that or have i maybe i did 20. all right there's there's two chests here i think i was gonna get this one no yeah okay let's get it whatever all right don't open the other one i'm surprised many people don't like know what this is well hopefully some of you guys that didn't know what this was look at this and go this is fucking fog champ and i love it there's a bat chest right there it take a while to kill see i told you all right there it is i got whip level eight check this out bloody tear evolve whip can deal critical damage and absorbs hp take a look at it now now this thing is insane play more this i yeah i'm gonna play in this rest of the night i mean i i will accept you i will accept you bad testing but i am not going to stand here and let you bat chest vampire survivors you have any uh you don't even know what you're saying it's like it's crazy to me batches think lover okay oh glover n64 whoa uh excuse me all right lightning level six yep i want to try to get the lightning one i wonder what it does all right lightning level eight here we go let's do it what does it do thunder loop evolved lightning ring projectile strike twice oh shit that's probably crazy whoa holy shit all right that was actually insane all right that's actually insane don't pass over the duplicator um i'm just messing this is a good run actually all right duplicator again all right what do we got here roon tracer level six there's a good chance of winning this yeah oh yeah absolutely sometimes you just get just dog shit and you just can't get something going and one more projectile base area by 20 yep yeah i win this one this is gonna be a win here long i don't do anything like boneheaded what is that ah okay level seven santa water rune tracer another projectile this one jesus okay rune tracer's level eight i'm ready to upgrade it oh my god they're all level eight um where's the chest what does this one do now no future evolved rune tracer explodes when bouncing and in retaliation explodes oh my god i don't i think it's impossible that i have possible to lose i got another one right hell yeah labora evolve santa water damaging zones follow you and grow when they move okay time for the bit rate to shit the bed don't have a funny title don't go somebody said don't commentate the game i don't care okay wait what what it won't just be quiet all right the title of the stream is not vampire survivors and then in brackets long play no commentary although maybe i should change it to that did i just change to that i have a joke i'll do it i'll do it for that person okay here you go here's your joke so so so [Music] yes fuck fuck get fucked up for one second fucking shut the fuck up i just like people saying like mute your mic mute mic idiot like stop talking like i've built a reputation of being the guy that just doesn't talk on stream and everyone's like pissed when i do and that would be a big controversy that would be a huge controversy finally i just i said something and i'd be like shut up whatever like i sneezed once like relax and i lose like fucking a thousand like a thousand viewers or something lose like 10 000 viewers that's not what i'm here for voice revealed like stop talking stopped up like i did i talked for not even a second guys like relax this game is so loud hold on is it really hot let me fix it is that better i'm unstoppable right now your face cam quality is dog shit what do you want me to do i i don't it's so hot in this room i don't always take the money always i'm this is amazing i can't fall asleep to this here we go more money more give me more more money can we get a bit rate pog face too quiet now holy shit i forgot about this thing this was actually a great start this is a great start all right i gotta turn on hyper mode next time i'm gonna do like hard mode i'll try it [Music] face games too big there it's still too big no guys i'm not mute my mic no i i want to do some new content i'm not muting my mic i want to do some new content and you've yeah you know me over the last five to ten years being the long play no commentary and everything but today i wanted to i wanted to have you i want to talk why is that such a big deal i don't know i don't understand why i want to change i kind of have what i'm doing and not just do like no commentary if there's a lot of people there to see if anyone wants to like hear me talk and everything if you don't like it then just fucking leave okay how's that sound i'm doing it i want some taking my channel in the direction it's commentary i know the title says that but i'll change the title rip 200 people why is it 200 people i don't get it we made you we made you do you you know what i would want to do so bad i would want to do a like long play no commentary video and it's like six hours long it's a game but somewhere in the middle just do this huge shitty mic quality burp it's just what though holy shit what was that jessica and that's it and like or like have it be like a plate of food like metal onto ceramic he's eating a chicken parm or something but he's not talking just once for like 10 minutes in the middle that'd be so weird yeah you hear a lawn mower open up in the background yep [Music] oh my god wonder what it's gonna be holy shit imagine getting this like 10 to 20 minutes ago i'll take the money how can we look like a simulation you can't do that in a simulation stop graphics have not gotten that far damn all right i'm almost at 30 minutes i'm making so much money this is what space invaders look like to a three-year-old me i can see that i'm gonna puke if i keep watching why just turn your bit right down turn off the damage number so you can see better i kind of like the damage numbers though like well not this late but it helps to know like how much you're doing i'm watching this at 160. all right we're going hard mode next time i'm going to turn on hyper and i'm gonna do uh first mode see how crazy we can make it all right and i got one minute one minute to get as much money as i can i gotta get out of this area here there's so much experience down there i'm going for it i did it i did it all right oh i get to revive right because of the thing i bought let's go ooh i unlocked cavallo reach level 100 with unlocks re-roll reach a little 40 unlock dairy plant unlocks banish all right i got a new character evolve the rune tracer you can see how much damage things were doing looks like the bloody bloody tear was doing a lot all right i gotta try uh cavallo ah this is pretty fun man this is a pretty fun game all right what's coos cavallo gets more projectiles every 20 levels and he starts with what is that he's functionally identical what is this what is his weapon this is a new weapon it's a cherry bomb i'll try it that sounds cool all right so this guy let me see this is um more projectiles every 20 levels so we want to do projectiles so let's refund this here so we're always going to do this because one more projectile is just great off the bat so if we're going to be based on projectiles i want to do projectile speed damage i'll do move speed too a little bit of curse yeah cool down as well banish oh these are new these are new once per rank allows to remove an item from level up choices for the rest of the run [Music] so what i can say i don't ever want to see this again once per rank allows to get different choices when leveling up so i can reroll that's a lot of money though eleven thousand this is kind of cheap right reroll is stupid it's almost all the half the money i have though should i do curse or should i wait to do curse and do it later i'll do 20 i like that i want luck too magnet maybe area yeah max health read all right that's fine okay so i'll try cavallo all right this is a new weapon dairy plant the magic map hidden in here might finally lead us to a vampire at least to more roast chicken dairy please new am i standing up let's do it so how does this move so it is it okay it is whoa it exploded why did it explode they blow up all right that's cool i okay i made the game 20 percent harder than oh garlic definitely garlic no no i don't i want projectiles this is not a projectile though santa water again probably i like garlic let's do garlic i love garlic so how garlic functions is see it just does this big zone around you i know this is not the build to do garlic but whatever i like it it's my favorite their chest already all right here we go projectiles do i want to do axe or knife probably knife i would say knife or rune tracer again yeah rune trash is just too good it's too good have any wings this is this technically a projectile because this is a bird fly around you need to do two of different birds is that a projectile or is that kind of something else yes bird is a projectile okay bird is kind of hard to use early but late game it's stupid oh shit all right is there there's a map hidden here it said should i go looking for it holy shit thank god for garlic otherwise eyebrow would have gotten killed oh sorry killed i probably would have gotten killed more cherry bomb does cherry bomb have an evolution what's the cherry bomb evolution no oh shit okay well i'm gonna do it it's a great weapon though seems like it seems really good chest all right give me a legendary right now garlic legendary garlic again that's actually awesome he's ignoring us no no look i'm looking over here every like 15 seconds for a bit germa you should relaunch the stream at like 3000 up and and see how crusty it is didn't i do that one time i remember back in like 2016 when i was first starting streaming oh definitely bible i remember playing like overwatch at like a hundred k up all right i i have to get the other um bird i can't do anything else and like no more new weapons it has to be the other bird garlic bible tome speed equal all right what do i need here i need garlic in what garlic in something else banish the garlic i like garlic here we go all right so this is puma rolla is the evolution for garlic i'm gonna get that this is my first stream that i'm watching really what's up how you doing welcome to stream first stream too really there's a lot of new viewers today where'd you come from where'd all you guys come from garlic again garlic saves your life it really does i would have gotten hit probably three or four more times already i came from what i stay hydrated it's a gaming session gotta stay hydrated blood looked like doom so i started watching and then this kept me here oh cool all right is the other bird all right now we gotta get the birds up whatever this minotaur wait didn't drop anything up just popped into the scream i'm already considered buying it yeah i i want to i'm curious how many hours i have in this game i should just get the duplicator just because garlic and okay it's just it's like one of the best items in the whole game of course i am nice here we go very good i'll take it yeah no reason to pass it up ever how high is garlic level six or something all right the bible is let me look at my cheat sheet bible and spellbinder and then it's garlic and the heart i already have it and then it's rune tracer and armor okay so i need armor and i need um spellbinder and then we're good to go for a while i wonder if i should just get this too well i have enough i need one two three i'll have enough yeah i'm just gonna get it just damn straight up damage is insane i'm doing it that's gonna be like 50 more damage what i was gonna say is i've already played this game a lot the really slow burn of progression in this game is really really really fun unlocking each new thing and kind of getting better and better and better better it's awesome okay i can't do that we'll do this yeah also true ranix and chat made a lot of the pixel art for the game are they still here really that's pretty awesome he's still there oh my god i'm gonna die okay cherry bomb no yeah spinach i'm not entirely confident i think i screwed this up a little bit sorry here we go spellbinder hell yeah i can get the bible now did i need wings for anything no right i don't think so how come you're a sloth we think i look like a sloth oh i thought i talked about me and then like the camera in the top right i was like i don't know do you think i look like a sloth i kind of could see it for a second that's why i didn't say anything i kind of like i was like yeah i guess i kind of maybe i do a little i don't know you're talking about that as a panda a second who can complain about damage oh fuck okay i need help is the health down here i did make the game 20 harder so i gotta be careful jesus how far down is where the hell is this thing did i even go all the way down here when did i come down here it's so far away i'm not touching that yet how far what the hell oh the title needs to change oh shit i'm probably like dumping viewers i'm dumping fucking viewers right now the title is still there i forgot about the title people probably are coming and they're like ah am i dumping am i people no i haven't lost that many hold on i gotta change this how about one 160p is fine relax that's better right i'm leaving because you talked all right we got the uh upgrade let's go let's go i need to minimize this window but i can't [Music] okay i love the garlic and the bible which is awesome it's like the double rings hell yeah you can play kirby's air ride maybe hey it was free i'll take upgrades can you make the webcam 160p i i could try i don't think i can let's find out yeah i can there's no difference this is at 160p it's not that bad could be worse oh i look cross-eyed oh it's cause my eyes like drifting this way make your voice of robotic no it doesn't like movement right doom guy i can can i change this back fuck can i even change this back what was it before 720 yeah it was like no it was 1080 wasn't it yeah it was 1080. can i bring it back where is it what the fuck what happened what happened that was weird this is very weird why is it like this i tried to make it okay there we go all right we're back that's fine all right i'm gonna get back into this i only no no i only that's fucking stupid that's cringe are you cringe okay you sure no you sure okay there's no enemies here why did i pick this up that was stupid you saved that when there's too many things on the screen you just get a ton of exp really quick i still don't know what's down here but i don't remember being down here the webcam looks worse no it doesn't matter okay people said you should get a better webcam i don't want a better camera you can see every inch of my like ugly face if i had a web i got like a very expensive dslr or something no no thank you no thanks you'd be able to see the nose here as i have i don't know i don't like that i don't want to see that i'm actually confused where is this thing i want this thing to die shit die already please oh my god die oh that's a good i'll take it all right i need to break like a box or something because i'm dead are there boxes i know this box is in the world but where are they what do they look like on let's bat on this map what the fuck i can't go that way oh there's like a oh it's a magic map that's what it is permanently enables the map in the pause menu what what does this mean what's that mean i'm dead well i got the unlockable i gotta beat it with a bear do it again do it again come on come on come on let's go all right no fucking around let's go i'm ready axe projectiles rick and morty theme song all right no garlic it didn't help us knife i'm not making a stupid joke that's what it sounds like how many seasons do you think rick and morty gonna go before they cancel it or do you think they will cancel it do you think it'll go as long as like the simpsons maybe one or two more what is it now season five i bet it goes to season seven the merch alone makes adults swim millions yeah oh yeah i got the bracers let's go all right i'm kind of getting shit on here oh that actually worked really well fuck knife i need damage now surprises dead run i need damage now this is a dead run you picked up the worst item in the game uh that's all i hear you just picked the voice item in the game what item the knife challenge run dude the barrels open oh jesus no fuck i'm dead this place is hard i'll get it i'll get it i'll get it i get it i'll get it i'll get it right now let's go that's it no more bullshit no more bullshit fire the lamp posts are the drop items thank you so much i'm not i've never would have guessed it it's okay i don't like this level everything looks like it's on the same plane but like i can't move over this it's hard to tell it's like that in a lot of places pentagram erases everything in sight it's ruined tracer every time especially now that they can be upgraded put a webcam on the character i'm not gonna be able to do it yeah santa water is amazing check the map i'm so confused so what i could try are there items that i can go get or something [Music] so i need this for the santa water pop left you can go over the item cap if you get the items in the map really so should i not pick this up they're far away oh um fire one two move your webcam away from the level display yeah that's a good idea there we go all right this is not a bad start could be better okay fuck oh god all right i need more damage fuck you no man the curse really does make the game so much harder because they're faster than me twenty percent damn it fuck come on something good that's our it's not bad because that's 20 more damage oh shit this is bad really bad dude fuck you fuck okay go go okay i gotta go dude how am i supposed to get through that what the fuck i'm dead no way no fucking way no way all right i gotta take the curse off this level's fucking hard yeah i know no way not here speed area yeah oh wait do the expensive upgrades first right so what's the most expensive probably this one and then this one and then i want the damage it's just so good cool down is amazing speed is amazing i need movement speed all right now what do i want growth recovery is good too yeah because that's that's a pretty decent amount max health and growth growth and area and okay all right can i do anything else greed okay all right this is fine maybe i've tried different characters i like the starting with the lightning it's great permanent plus 30 area starts with temporary cooldown bonus 30 area 10 more experience every five levels that's huge permanent plus 40 duration and speed this guy's solo is shit though maybe i'll i could probably still do it on the bear i have to have to beat it on the bear don't i yeah let's try it again all right this time i don't have to curse so now they're not like 20 more 20 faster 20 more damage then i'll be fine domino's pizza what am i gonna eat i'll get the green one yeah keep forgetting all right cross or f or garlic no cross i like garlic though i'm doing it okay now we'll do peach on i didn't mean to touch that but i did race spinach team garlic garlic is really good it just helps it just i can't like oh i was just throw up hey triac what's up i didn't puke i'm fine how you doing thanks for the raven appreciate it for playing vampire survivors it's a good game i don't know if atrial fibrillator you played this we played vampires of ours no no let's i want to see it let's see it i want to say h rock play vampire survivors don't you all right garlic this game is awesome by the way if you've never played it but hey thanks for the raid welcome everybody i know we're getting late here uh if you just want to drop by and say hello what's up if you're going to leave hope we have a good rest because it is pretty late all right this claw can does clover actually upgrade anything or what you're ignoring your chat i am not i'm you i'm looking at you right now that's literally me looking at you it's the cross okay as it stands right now i need what do i need for garlic i forget every time i take the axe this is going way smoother red heart right it'll tell you it tells you there it is 10 more area well gonna get the axe up hopefully [Music] garlic again it's a huge area yeah what does ax turn into oh shit there it is fire wand yep [Music] all right the seeds have been planted this is the one there's a major seizure warning late game here really i turned off the i checked the box that's to make the photosensitive sensitivity mode active i'm getting laurel ignores my question if he likes radiohead yeah ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding i told the story how me my friends used to jump around on a trampoline while that song was blasting on a stereo next to the trampoline right there you guys that swear i did okay yeah just making sure you know we would be just jumping it was like three or four of us just jumping in a circle they're like dude it was the stereo was just kind of far away it was next to the trampoline but far enough away yeah paranoid android dude nothing will i think ever compare to doing the trampoline jump in a circle thing while a cd is just blasting next to the trampoline give me it oh my god [Music] legendary if you're like 12 that's cool that's what i said when you were a kid [Music] that's it's huge huge oh that's huge [Music] this is looking like a pretty good one so far conor is permanently in your head rent free but the huge thing i love numbers how much does this game cost looks really fun well i have got a really really good news for you this game is not twenty dollars it's not fifteen dollars not even ten dollars this game can be yours for one easy payment of 299. that's right that's that that's right that's not i did that wasn't a typo it's three dollars for the amount that it costs for you to buy like three hash browns from mcdonald's we'll get you this game oh fuck i can't you're right i can't evolve the bird uh oh it's all right i get i still got it shit it's okay it's all right i got enough i wasn't paying attention the run is ruined i think i'll be fine there it's gonna be it's gonna be a garlic carry anyways there they go all right give me another legendary garlic legendary wow why would you buy less than three hash browns i mean mcdonald's breakfast is it's just one of those things where you completely forget it exists until for some reason you just up at like six o'clock in the morning you're like yo that's what we're doing right now mcdonald's is so ridiculous i mean other places do this too but mcdonald's just has two completely different operating menus it's crazy the mcdonald's breakfast menu it's just like a completely different restaurant and some could argue it's okay this is hold on quiet it's not you me all right we're good it's so expensive is the breakfast stuff more expensive then okay it's like a double cheeseburger from mcdonald's more expensive than a sausage mcmuffin are they the same mcmuffin is more is it really it's about the same i wonder why maybe the ingredients because don't doesn't mcdonald's use real cracked eggs like a real egg that they're like they have to actually crack it in the morning right no they don't they do yeah they do it's only for some of the stuff yeah but for like a sausage egg mcmuffin has like a they crack it into a little thing and cook it there i'm almost certain they do god damn i'm sorry i keep punching you they do yeah they have real and they have fake yeah that's what i mean like it's some of the items have like actually somebody actually has to crack the egg and cook it you guys ever just get in the mood where you just want to just crack like three eggs in a pan and just like flip them up over easy and just eat each egg in one bite does anybody else do that i take each egg and i go scoop it up i fold it in my mouth mmm and i eat the whole egg in one bite and just kind of let it just kind of mush it around it's so good i love doing that i love it because i'm i don't like when the yolk breaks and gets all over everything else i'm not i don't like that if i have eggs on a plate let's say if i go to a breakfast place or if i'm gonna have eggs in the morning or something those eggs are being eaten in one bite why are you a snake no but i get that energy i mean you don't you know i'm not talking about like you like no you pick it up and you like fold it up and you let it you eat it i don't like when the yolk breaks and gets all over everything else i like enjoying an over easy egg completely on its own with the yolk and the white at the same time now there is an exception right if you eat sort of around the yolk you don't break it i do that too so you'll that the egg white kind of around the middle can't go that way i'll eat i'll eat that and then you just take the whole yolk that has a little bit of the white surrounding it you eat the whole thing in one bite how do you guys eat your eggs let me guess you guys like cut cut cut cut spread spread spread and then it touches all your other food and then after about five minutes you have this cold yolk this cold gooey liquid all over all your other shit yuck omelets are better omelets are amazing those are incredible the yolk is like extra sauce [Music] yeah i would feel that way if it didn't turn in okay yolk when it's broken after a few minutes changes it turns into this perhaps kind of solid congealed liquid but not liquid sometimes it like hurt i don't know hard-boiled eggs are amazing but you have to eat them right when you make them i would still eat hard we already went over the hard-boiled egg stuff right hold on i don't want to die have i not gotten anything to upgrade these yet that's kind of insane deviled eggs are amazing deviled eggs can be incredible but they gotta be fresh i'll be the first person in line when the deviled eggs come out and i'll be the last person in line when they've been out for more than five to ten minutes like after a deviled egg has been out for like 20 minutes nope we've been over this already yeah but there's no people here so much experience here yeah eat eat food however you want right i'm just telling you how i do it and how you do it is wrong right that's the point [Music] how come you're the panda pandas move actually when it's leveled up is really good the explosion is crazy get away from me jesus oh fuck oh my god i'm gonna die i forgot i got that thank god shit's not dying fast enough oh boy this is it oh that's it say goodbye i need survivability right now no way i'm not getting out of this no fucking way it's over shit i wish there was one of those items in the ground one of those like breathing fire items look at how much shit would be oh this would be crazy if i could just have something show up right now however i haven't gotten anything to upgrade these that seems impossible really [Music] this thing's the highest i mean i gotta get it up oh god oh all right here we go i need a chest right now please give me a chest that's a garlic evolution right there i'm in so much trouble this is bad um this is so much i'm just always trouble under the chest right now dude um axe god damn it axe again should i just get this i feel like i should just get it i'm kind of afraid that i'm gonna die holy shit okay i don't want i don't want to take up slots i have to get the thing in the middle because i need um for the axe candle improves garlic yeah but i need the axe upgrade oh the what's the um i already have it i'm missing something what am i missing eraser is probably pretty good here it doesn't pair with anything though candle and axe if i die that tiramisu goes away right i think i'm just going to take this i can't make a decision the other bird i can't take the other bird because i i've messed up and took too many weapons i'm just going to go with this i can't make a decision right now all right i survived that i should be all right duplicator dude come on i need to do but i need to do axe i have to evolve something in that i'm at almost 15 minutes and i have anything involved okay axe jesus get away from me all right finally acts level eight i need a chest somebody can i spawn a chest for god's sakes i need something involved holy shit i forgot they were on screen i'm an idiot i think i'm gonna get this let's go all right finally run saved there it is the side death spiral evolved axe passes through enemies and it's huge if i remember it's gigantic if i remember oh yeah i really kind of wish i had cool down i don't have anything at max level do i that can be evolved i've go oh no yeah i do garlic get me up there please hell yeah steals hearts power increases when recovering hp so it's like a lifesteal right let's get this up all right run and save i need i need a lot okay i need a lot more in fire i'm just gonna get this chest because i feel like yeah okay that was perfect because i got a long way to go on the fire wand really that's kind of absolute dog shit oh well okay whatever yeah i haven't seen any fire one yeah just get the cherry bomb up max take that please not even one level really another duplicator i have to i have to wake up what go to the question mark on the map i'll try to get there why somebody say wake up wait why did my voice just do that that was weird all right i'm gonna make my way to the question mark i didn't want to touch that but i did wake up hurry up it's not it's almost time for bed okay base area 25 base damage all right that's max uh that's actually incredible i talked a lot of shit about that up weapon but that's really good the area of it that explosion area is massive after this go to bed i'll do like no not yet i'll do a few more maybe like one or two more i want to see what i unlock from this because i'm definitely going to unlock something if i beat this so not quite am i still i still need to do the fire one all right i'm trying to get to the question mark that's really far away but let's see if i can get there why are you trying to send 36 year old man to bed i don't want to go to bed you go to bed right this instant mister right now i will in a little bit maybe one or two more where's that i was gonna make a line to that all right i'm getting there just stay i'm gonna go this way be careful don't be an idiot ten more minutes i don't it's gonna be close i feel like i'm not clearing that fast like it was in the first run give me that is your stream you should go as long as you want yeah oh yeah no i'm good i'll be good for a little while i told you this is this is we're just winding down here this is the chill part of the screen see we had three different streams today we had like the kind of wild first two or three hours with that um scary game then we had the middle gamer moments where i was playing the fps gaming and now we're in the chill mode we don't talk about glover that didn't happen oh i definitely want that that's gonna kill everything in one hit pick up all this stuff hurry that first run was seriously so good that's exactly what you want to have happen every time this one's not bad though luck i don't understand what's happening uh i'm walking around and things are dying that's pretty much all you really need to know all right eight minutes can i do it how far how close am i am i still that far away oh i think i'm gonna be here for a while firewand again just walk in a circle fire one again base damage up what is the fire it turns into like a meteor or something right one more i need a test there's no glover footage to upload what do you mean all right there it is and what do you know just right here it's like a meteor hellfire passes through enemies evolved fire wand this thing's really deadly if i remember yo yeah this thing's insane all right i'm good to go i should get to 30 minutes i don't think there's a i don't think there's a world where i don't almost maxed out here and then it just gets money wait what's a glover i don't go too far there's no reason to go far because i won't i'll miss out on money you just wanna at this stage if you got a really insane build and you can't even do anything else just stand in the middle and just collect money this is pretty much a locked in i think i could try to go get the question mark but i think i feel like i'm too far could i do you think could i get there in time you think i'll make it it might be too far i'll try kind of just southeast maybe i can't make it five minutes turn on map guides hide guides show guides what oh that's interesting okay i gotta be careful there this is i could die really quickly if i'm not okay hold on stop moving is it a key i wonder what that is even though i'm really powerful you still if i lose the laurel you die in one second to these enemies if they touch you you'd lose 30 40 per second you can die very easily right now i have the two yeah right i have two uh revives here right i shouldn't be all that concerned oh jesus how close am i now all right i'm almost there there's a chest ah fucking whatever nothing can be in there anyways so what is it it is coffin what is it what is this thing you yada cavallo but the vampire is in another coffin what [Music] papilla picarino joins the survivors oh it's a new character oh we're gonna check that out after this all right now just live just survive i'm gonna go get this one this is pretty close i think ah fuck it just live you're gonna eat a glove on stream it's yeah it's it's currently midnight it's like three o'clock in the morning almost eastern on april 24th free stooges are not in fortnight although i wonder what what what legal battle was going on behind the scenes it was i don't know uh so i'm gonna have to eat uh i'm gonna eat a glove on screen whatever it's gonna be so funny if the three stooges are announced in fortnight in like five days you have to eat a glove tomorrow i'm not going to eat a glove tomorrow on stream that's not i'm not even going to scream tomorrow that's just free money you got give me a little bit of time to be able to find out what kind of glove i want to eat so are we talking baseball glove we talking surgical glove but we talking what kind of glove are you talking about here like a mittens like a mitten we're going outside in the snow it has to be a glover glove a mickey mouse glove oh white just a baseball glove let's do a pull all right mods let's see a poll yeah i don't know mods even here it's really late would i i would be surprised that there were a lot of mods here give it up for the mods by the way it's very late all right baseball glove mickey mouse slash glover glove big okay no baseball glove cartoon white glove surgical glove or winter mitten there you go oh my goodness there's a wall in front of me that's a wall in front of me there's a wall i can't go down i think i'm fine i have to revive twice just give me the points no damn it all right level 72. yeah master hand glove is cartoon white glove okay hyper dairy plant popiah and gallo tower prickle make a glove pizza hamburger helper glove is white cartoon glove it's glover mickey mouse hamburger helper they're all the same yeah glover counts as a cartoon glove what is it at right now okay so it looks like cartoon white glove survive 10 minutes with okay all right what what is a popiah gains one percent duration every level what does that mean what is this move the duration of her weapon effect ah there's no maximum that seems kind of insane holy water bibles bones really so i should do even more duration then okay duration 30 more duration more area projectile um i definitely want luck cooldown speed uh all right it looks like it's going to be a cartoon white glove oh that's way too much on this again i want um should i even get the duplicate yeah i guess so what else do i even want growth is so important moving speed i got 4 000 vanish is cheap let's just take it i think that's good all right so we're looking for duration stuff duration so yeah what is this i'm interested what this move is gallow tower i'll try gallow tower uh yeah so i eat eat a cartoon white glove you got it whoa okay this thing is awesome does this have a level up it evolves with the in-game curse item what gloves should germa eat no channel points this time wait what none of these have a duration axe maybe or whip cross is good this weapon is awesome though all right duration is the ebony wings is that duration i think it is right all right this time don't screw this up and get the other bird this is a really is this really small area or is it just vertical this is a great character to take here because it's vertical let it across again song of mana base area up a hundred percent uh this thing is like est here this is insane can anybody else get this or is this just uh just hurts this item is basically garlic but good she's really busted late game chris is oh wait wait duration we got duration that'll be good with this oh my god this is awesome okay that's the red skelton white okay white cartoon glove one again there's the bible yep all right this looks like a win already just don't be an idiot there it is all right i got both the birds this character is awesome this is probably the best character in the game cooldown i think i want cooldown what is cool down scale with magic wand alright so i should probably get magic one for the last one right where is it now is it room tracer i thought it was magic one magic wand is bad but it's okay the one sucks don't even get it i definitely want this do not get magic one magic wand eventually turns into a machine gun it doesn't stop right there's a rune tracer do i want that as my last slot though because i can't i guess i could yeah duration will last a lot longer yeah this is the character to play here perfect pull down effect last layouts just level this up i want to get this thing up fast hell yeah all right there's the uh i can do the cross now he's going to be invincible yeah area is great yeah do i have enough spaces to do that i might is the cross worth evolving isn't the cross really good hold on i'm not going to upgrade the tomb i'm not going to upgrade the i feel like i'm spreading myself out and i'm not going to evolve anything you have the bible upgrade yeah i have a bible i'll take the candle might as well i almost died an idiot and he's just here he seems tired i'm just chilling man i'm just chilling it's late it's like almost midnight just chilling uh i'll take this where are the breakable what are the breakable things here for our food oh my god i'm dead i don't know what's going on what's hitting me what was hitting me are they teleporting against the candles alright trace ring tracer base damage base area too all right now we're talking they respawn out as it is watch out for that evil position cool down and last longer i keep running into them yeah i am why though they just kind of respawning on top of me again base damage up more area what do i need for this for the um this thing this upgrade thing uh the tv static move i don't have it oh shit okay oh my god i just walked into it they do respawn all right i gotta stick around and be careful shit that sucks that's kind of hard to deal with because i don't know when is it safe to go over there just gonna keep moving because they respond but it takes them like a second or two so all right level eight this is the max i can get for this so it's pretty much on it's on permanently it's cool but it actually is kind of impeding my vision it's giving me a bad bitrate on my own computer screen um cross anything on this map that's like a question mark or anything oh this chest although wait let me go get this first this is just this is free oh my goodness there's a gate here i'm locked in did not know i was gonna be locked in uh across again sensory overload yeah it's gonna get worse just go get the free item and then go back up and get the chest hmm please get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way duplicator but uh i don't want to mess anything up here get the duplicator now i feel like that's going to mess it up always get duplicator it's okay hold on it's cross and a bible and cooldown right is it gonna mess up if i want i think hopefully it doesn't screw up anything cross birds bible and root tracer yeah this thing is far away where's that potion there's like a magic potion down here all right this is great i could just literally walk down this is perfect i'll just take it right so if it's free level two yeah sure am i right oh my god what the fuck just happened dude what happened what the fuck happened what i went to go oh shit that was a good one too fuck oh that sucks oh my god i'm so pissed that sucks see see i told you right it you die in one fucking second i got aggroed after you took the item shit shit this sucks this is i don't want to ever see this again what happened dude what happened what the fuck happened that was so quick i couldn't react yeah all right yeah let's just get these out of the way right we're good we're good everything's good he's gonna melt down no meltdowns today this level's kind of hard too all right so i take the item and it spawns a shit of things i've gotta be aware that there's the magic potion down here too kill please if you have all six passives you can pick up an extra one and have seven or eight you shitting me uh this is gonna be the one this is the one don't be messing around you're settling into bed i did that you said that thing sucks it doesn't really suck that bad doesn't it go through people oh that's the fire tracer again yep all right keep going down they keep showing it to me i don't want it they keep dude they keep showing to me mouse cursor i got it okay price is averted let's go give me a legendary oh my fucking god i forgot these guys do that you gotta just keep moving those guys oh you got those guys awful you just keep moving you gotta just keep moving let me hang out here for a second and get rid of this guy yeah come on that's all right he's starting to slur his speech come on give me more i'm not slurring my speech this dude's slurring his speech he's sleepy i'm okay oh definitely a song of ice and fire i guess i'm gonna do this so that's a grenade that could be why be careful of that all right this is where i got cocky last time i'm just gonna walk straight down it's gonna be easy don't do that careful this kind of sucks all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yep yep that i'm not gonna happen that time not happening this time you pieces of shit have a ton of health too all right pick it up big it pick it up all right we're good this stupid-ass magic wand i swear to god guys what the hell maybe he's not good at this game i'm fine it's probably santa water it has to be all right let me chill here for a minute where's the potion all right potion's a little bit further down just don't get whacked do they respond more than once it just okay there we go is it just one time is he playing with a mouse no no i got controller man i'm not confident at all though zero look at my items i have seven items right now almost seven minutes i'm changing sides where's all the good shit these guys aren't dropping any experience i gotta chill for a minute because nobody i gotta level up no one's dropping enough experience hold on something really important is going on behind me one second he's snoring he's doing that like he's like dreaming and snoring at the same time yeah he yes he has two beds he's like snoopy he doesn't like that one that bed was like a hundred and fifty dollars that bed was like 30 bucks might even be more than that spoiled always [Music] put a mic over there um no that's not gonna work okay uh let's get it to max all right so what's this potion and what's there is it a quest item all right be careful careful careful careful careful don't be an idiot all right rooney tries to level three oh shit sorceress's tears permanently allows to speed up time in stage selection speed up time i don't get it they i keep seeing this stupid magic wand i woke up from a dream about germa fighting climate change why am i just infiltrating you guys dreams so much i need the other bird sands some water again all right okay i got armor for the rune tracer he showing again i don't know what to do here it's a lot of experience okay this gotta be close okay this king bible i don't want to mess myself up here i need king bible which will get me because that's duration yeah oh the other bird hold on i need the other bird if i do bible and the other bird i should be okay or should i just forget about the bible i think it's too good i still have a few slots i have options all right well there's the axe do i even do i get the axe though i don't know what to do i can't hmm i have to get something up because we're getting 10 minutes here yeah this will be the last run too whatever happens here is it i better win here we go i'll take that uh this projectile is floating around to be careful don't be a stupid idiot i know it's duplicator is always an instant grab but not right now i think i'm alright without it is there another item up top that's a quest item tracer there is i mean it's so far away there's no way i'm getting at this room that's a new enemy i don't know what they do let's hang out here damn it took you 10 minutes to get down you have 18 minutes left that's true that's true and there's a ton of stuff that i uh yeah let's go back up there's a lot of items and stuff that i didn't get don't be walking into stuff i'll go for it let's go back up bible or wait for um i kind of feel like the santa water is not great here because there's a vertical map and kind of is going into the right and left sides there we go hell yeah all right perfect closer and closer oh that's huge okay any wing three see if we okay back to back oh hell yeah this is this oh this is it i might even actually get the upgrade right now for one of them [Music] whatever it is it's close i think that's it for rune tracer right level four is that it for room tracer level six all right no i'm almost there oh that that's five items i don't have to level up i don't know where the i where the things are but i i'm getting them i know i'm duration with this is crazy this is still going oh my what again again all right rune tracer is maxed out see your chest more xp more xp this is raining remember up holy shit yeah we're still going we're this is it oh we're done after this oh my god well seven all right am i i'm almost there i just need chests all right there might be a chest right here where'd he go oh my god there's so much on the screen all right everybody wing eight i just need a chest i'm just power washing these enemies right now this is ridiculous holy shit what the fuck does that mean i freaked out just ran bible i don't i can't see i don't know what that is what is that thing what's all over me oh okay no i'm fine i'm good i'm good give me a chest please dude i gotta go up okay okay okay okay okay okay all right everything's maxed out i just need chests there's the bible evolve king bible it never ends i can't even tell what's happening i don't even have everything maxed out yet either chest would be great uh this torrential downpour here we go what why did that not evolve that's the chest from the start of the game oh it has to spawn after right okay i walked by it's right here where is it okay there it is okay so now i got uh santa labora is now maxed out back up now i need the birds and that's it no rune tracer isn't either is it yikes i have another 10 minutes i feel like there's a vacuum cleaner on in the room well i'm in an airplane i need a chest right now this one at this rune tracer this now explodes right explodes when bouncing and in retaliation this is gonna be ridiculous this might be the most ridiculous display i've ever seen out of all the time i played this game i'm not sure i've seen something like this just kind of i just kind of can't even see what's happening 10 10 more minutes of this but something's hitting me oh my god all right they respawned be careful circular motions circular motions circular motion circular motions we'll get up there eventually okay let's go is there a chest yet i can't even see i don't think so oh the colors are blending together hold on am i there there's a chest right here this is an ai generated image all right i got the super bird this is where it gets crazy it shoots like the yeah generated i got 10 minutes to go walking the story line up everything's maxed out completely maxed out what is all that all those cards one more weapon oh my goodness you're right what should i try to get i forgot when they combine it you get another one back what should i try to do pentagram oh that's right you can keep leveling this thing up we'll do that for now pentagram should i do pentagram i feel like this is didn't i banish the pentagram at the very beginning i could do the acts because i have the uh evolve right evolved pentagrams do i have the thing that requires the pentagram to evolve what do you need for it i do all right yeah if it shows up i'll get it i've never done that before no no pentagram oh my god i can't see i need help guys hey what's happening i'm fucking dead huh what was going on i couldn't even see what was happening i had to dodge the mortars yeah i i what i could i could see the exclamation point but i didn't i don't know where the circle is dude my screen is like it's i can't fucking see anything what the fuck wings are necessary on this map because what the hell was that oh my god i was trying to talk i could see the exclamation points i'm assuming that there's like a circle around it and i'm trying to move around and get the fuck out of the way god damn it that was such a great run too oh that sucks oh come on really i didn't expect them to be that many it just they just kept happening i didn't know where to go all right that's it oh that sucked what a shitty one to go out on i even had i had the movement speed shit all right one more one more now i know that happens maybe i should oh what do i do here this is actually the last one for real there's no way i'm doing another one is that for real the last one who do i play with should i do the same character i feel like i don't know stupid porta what does hurry mode all right we're going up it's all about the area it's all about lightning ring yes see it's like it's hard to tell santa water we're doing all area area area area i'm going up i'm so salty with that one well now i know what they do it's like they go whoop and they land so the exclamation point happens and then it's like two it's like a full two seconds later it's like one two three it shows up see that i couldn't tell yeah you couldn't see anything and i'm taking laurel and i know that's like a you know wow this streamer is actually going to take laurel i want it and i need it i feel like it's a huge thing to have here uh i feel like it's very important especially when you don't know what you're getting hit by i'm taking it duration or let's just let's just rush these up as fast as i can hey look we're already at one minute laurel has helped a ton yeah it really does especially when it gets leveled up because then you can take three four five hits in a row it's really really helpful i'm not concerned about damage here i have lots of concentrated damage so i think it'll be fine that one was so cool though [Music] maybe should i take that hey stop walking in circles it can't be i where do i get the thing that upgrades it more more again more kylo ren more ikea i don't know why i just thought of the voldemort homer simpson thing again that's been killing me i don't know why i've been thinking of it recently legendary chess rider stick around i'm not going anywhere until i get a test in this guy yeah um [Music] bible because this is area right the bibles are huge aren't they yeah hey you good yeah you you good legendary fuck you if the axe for area passive that's probably a good play oh spellbinder yep [Music] do i use a voice changer um when i press the button yeah a little bit of speed a little bit that might be the greatest thing to come out of that stream those guys were so funny they really were that was such a great group that was such a great group of guys yeah yeah yep yes let's go how can i get a look at me [Music] okay if i don't do it this time then when the hell am i ever gonna do it [Music] that just saves so much time very nice everything i have that's actually good to get early because it just makes half your shit just go up higher yep all right all right no let me heal i've been a little excited let the uh floral cell lauryl cell fade whatever it is build up all right lightning is maxed and then i just need to get the thing and i'll be good to go get out of here yeah give me that thank you yup all right we're good yup i feel a little more confident on this one mainly because of the laurel i have trouble just stuttering this on the switch would be crazy that would kind of be hard on the switch don't you think that small screen be hard to see what's going on be cool all right i gotta get down here and get this uh all these crunchies all right hold on i need i have the orb i think i take the i think i take the terms too i'm not confident now let's do the candle again how close am i to all right i'm almo look at all these cards and stuff what's that whatever that is i'm almost there oh my god this this is not the run then i don't know what the hell is going to happen because they're just giving it to me at this point they're just giving us [Music] yeah perfect beautiful oh um am i in trouble here if i don't banish one of these i need three slots don't i or should i just take the crown i think i need three slots i think i need the slots otherwise i won't be able to upgrade someone i think that's what i call all right so i don't want to touch this do i because this is going to give it to me shouldn't i not touch this the bracer that's up here yeah don't touch it yet all right bible's up all the way area all right be careful because it's going to spawn a bunch of shit at me isn't it borrow be careful yep okay third of the way there i haven't seen that in a while [Music] what do i want for my lap what should i get for my last item axe right yeah axe okay here we go first evolve i need more projectiles maybe i don't damage is not a problem right now it really isn't i think we just spawned over there just walk in a circle and collect all right here we go we're almost at the the i don't want to pick this up should i get this now because everyone's saying this is insane get the pentagram pentagram pentagram or not yet [Music] late game i'm not touching that shit it's okay laurel for the win damage is falling off i gotta get some more stuff all right that's fine it was halfway there all right good opportunity for a chest i'm just collecting that's it don't worry i'm going back up awesome okay so i need to level up like one more time right i'm gonna stick around here for a second one of the scientists let you out of the lab oh yeah let's go um well it was a hospital and it was when i was an infant i was born and then my mother and father took me home so i don't know i was about when i was i don't know a day old how long are you in the hospital for when you're a baby uh i don't want any of these so i'm gonna have to just do this that's not that's not axe [Music] oh this is a disaster if i do armor i can get the ruined tricera and then i have i that okay well maroon tracer it is or clover but i can't evolve anything with clover can i or is clover axe evolved garlic heels clover and cross okay what would be bet probably garlic then they i don't guard garlic i feel like would be great because it will heal and it's like a huge area oh i banished the item for garlic i can't do it yeah i'm doing rune tracer i banished it yeah i'll do a ring tracer i think i have to do armor again this axe fuck do i want rune tracer or axe what's better for right now i feel like it's axe because it's up and down yeah let's do axe keep going let me just chill here for a second because there's a chest right there do i have anything maxed out okay i can do i can get the chest there's the lightning one so this this would be really good here it's gonna just strike all over the place in this tiny little area the orb again i gotta keep leveling up axe again i gotta i gotta rush get the tome i will maybe if you're good that's great i think i'm all right though i think i'm all right i got a lot of damage i'll be fine there's a chest down here i think is there i can't even tell is there a chest down here yeah there is so i can pick this up because i think one's ready to go seven okay there's that max labora now let's go up and get the other one bingo all right let's go now just don't get hit by this shit and get the bracer too oh my i need where's the bracer what's up what's happening racer i can get it i actually probably should start stacking armor [Applause] here's the axe okay let's go yeah let's i need armor if i get hit by a few of those i'm done i went by the bracer i i didn't do so i can't see anything what's it right there all right i got it the other one's way too far down let's go back up [Music] jesus all right this is the one i'm not gonna fuck it up there's another item right here okay go don't fuck it up smart smart plays this chicken right there if i need it [Music] these shrimps just get in i need my laurel to have to charge back up these shrimps keep getting in oh the shrimp just keep getting in oh am i gonna last another 10 plus minutes my god dude don't do that these guys are freezing me dude this guy's freezing me what is that thing random mazzo enables the unlocking and activation of arca arcanas what happened healing is doubled recovering hp damages nearby enemies for the same amount healing has doubled recovering hp damage is nearby i don't have any of that i guess i'm i get it yet i don't think i'm healing that's kind of cool though i'm moving so slow i'm gonna get blown up i gotta kill those things so they're gonna uh this is bad i'm moving i gotta kill them otherwise i'm gonna get blown up [Music] okay i think they're gone all right this is this is it this is when a huge problem happened right at like 20 minutes [Music] is there anything else on the map no it happens soon all right get ready [Music] just walking in a straight line should fix it dude these fucking things just respawn i gotta stand still for a minute what hit me so i'm gonna hang out here move back and forth i think i'm gonna be fine i don't feel so slow i feel so slow i gotta act like uh duck hunt just moving a pattern don't stop moving this is where i died before don't stop moving it's not here yet i walked into that before remember that where is it [Music] who cares about the chest it pauses me and gets me out so i did it i'm slow as shit right now [Music] those magicians gotta go [Music] oh fuck there's health up there though that's good i'll take it you get a check in every time you level up potentially that's true but i have to level up to get it so if i'm almost dead i know one is right down here right five minutes i got it what the fuck is that what is going on with that thing why is it growing in size okay that was terrifying i think the more you hit them they grow what's going on what was what's what's that all about why was it the bottom of the screen just blinking red just have to run so [Music] [Music] kill the crab i think i did it's a little past your bedtime i'll be all right why move if i don't need to just money all right this shit coming from all of this okay be careful three minutes let's go this fucking lion is in the way so [Music] i'm still 100 [Music] so so that's it 30. nice hyper gallow tower uh the arcanas saurobandi of healing and i didn't have that i had vanished before didn't i do look at that thunder loop 2.9 million damage so much that's why lightning is just so much it's so amazing this game so what am i missing survive 15 minutes with giovanna gets you a little pig are those guns survive 10 minutes with pugna 20 minutes with at least a 10 curse i haven't done that i tried pentagram level 7 unlocks christine interesting there's a ton of characters all i can do banish more than once i get it level 99 gets you heart of fire what is i wonder that is if often unite farrier dared to fellow and ate the sparrow cool all right really cool yeah this game's amazing uh you'll probably see it again maybe we'll do again on these um kind of chill zones where we just kind of hang out and play just kind of hang out the end of the night maybe okay so here's a plan let's give you the plan uh i'm not going to stream on sunday which is technically right now so i'll see you guys on not monday maybe what hmm i got something going on on monday i forget what it is keep an eye on the sus because i might stream on monday but i think something's going on i have something to do on monday i don't know what it is uh monday or tuesdays with an xtreme will be i'll see you then my voice man i really wish i knew it was wrong i had to go back to the doctor and be like dude what's going on with me i mean i've been talking for eight and a half hours right but i feel like it's kind of been bad the last week or two it's been really weird that was a fun one that was like four games that's kind of crazy fix the mic too has it been has it been eight and a half hours of a terrible microphone yeah i'll see you monday or tuesday keep an eye on the sus and let's go ahead and say goodbye thanks to atriak again for the raid not sure if any of you guys still here if you are then cool thanks for staying up everybody thanks for all the subs all the bits and everything appreciate it have a great rest of your night have a great rest of your weekend what is left of it right because today's sunday bye jeremy sorry i said you're bad at this game that's all good don't worry i mean it did die to a very easy thing didn't i risk of rain too i played risk of rank 2 when it was in the first week of early access and then didn't touch it for two years is it better it was fun when i played it it has so much more now i'm not sure what we're gonna do on monday or tuesday i don't know i have a lot of stuff to play i really i like streams like this though but we kind of just do some variety just play like a few games just jump around every few hours they're fun to do let me see what i got here i got hmm i could play inscription i've everyone told me it was amazing and i didn't even play it yeah it's very very good can i handle that game or is it am i too stupid for that game no you'll be fine it's your vibe it's simple okay it'll be fine all right cool maybe we'll do that on monday or tuesday yeah let's lock it in let's do inscription i'll play it i'll see you guys later thanks for watching good night goodbye take care of yourselves do foreign

Channel: Jerma Stream Archive

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Id: 8hv1w5sVTLc

Length: 229min 52sec (13792 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 24 2022