Jerma Streams - Online Tests

i wasn't late i wasn't late i started at two o'clock sure it was 2 2 p.m and 42 seconds or something said on the dot right at 2 2 0 0 it was going to start i didn't count any seconds after that so somebody wrote losing interest i already lost interest in this [ __ ] i don't care anymore no more quizzes dude i've i've seen enough where's chubby bunny chubby bunny hmm interesting concept for a uh an activity i will do chubby bunny today yes it's going to happen today that's right but when is it going to happen we're going to pull some american reality tv on you guys i'm going to talk about the thing that you care about 25 times over the next few hours and coming up soon chubby bunny with germa and it shows me in like this weird cube there's a glass around it for some reason and there's cameras all over this one like bird's eye camera and i'm sitting there like oh [ __ ] after the break and then the break comes back and they don't go to me doing chubby bunny they do something else entirely for like two more hours they do three or four more commercial breaks in that time where they show me with goggles on inside the cage inside of the glass box here he comes and don't forget chubby bunny coming up with germa i look into the camera i'm like yo hey you and then it happens right before the credits roll and it sucks repair yourself it's a way to keep you here until i'm done that's g4 i don't i don't remember but stalling this is this whole stream is a stall don't you understand i have 30 plus personality quizzes and tests and then we're going to play a family feud online video game and we have by the way you get to participate in what's that oh can you believe that i lactoryl fifty dollars from phylactery thanks for the 5 000 bits of file actually is huge amount of money put the marshmallows in your mouth before we [ __ ] lose it you'll see it hey it's going to happen before the stream turns off i guarantee it and everybody thinks i'm gonna like die or something i'm not gonna look i'm let me just be very very clear i am not going to do chubby bunny until i die i know a lot of people are saying dude don't be careful i don't care about getting the world record at chubby bunny i don't care it's a stupid activity no one should ever [ __ ] do it under any circumstance ever i'm just going to do it i'm going to do it for the photo you know i'll get some in there and be like oh look at me and then it all comes out no one has done this in five years yeah and no one should ever do it full disclaimer don't do chubby bunny it's [ __ ] stupid it's it's not even fun it sucks it's not even funny i just said it and i i said it out loud i said i was going to do it because it was just a thing that i thought i was never going to have to do but here we are why are you doing it then because i ha i have to i made a promise on the mafia remake stream that if i took damage on that one mission that i was gonna have to do it so i'm just taking it for the [ __ ] photo okay what chug stream i'm so glad that person got instantly tied up hey adventure mf dan thanks to the five subs and borderlines five subs thanks both of you guys stream is not in 144p it almost was i almost didn't change it all right without further ado let's go it's not 144p it better not be did the settings not save i hope they did no they did at 720p 60 okay good i was about to say that's not good all right hold on i'm going let me just apply some lip balm uh just go just go just go it's been five minutes man stalling stalling i'm naughty i'm just hanging out for a sec on my intro screen we've gone over this before we talked about this a thousand times how many streamers do you know that their starting soon screen is like 40 minutes when i turn that on i'm i'm here in the seat and i'm ready to stall actively stall not passively stall you see i'm an active staller not a passive staller with you know a screen that just disliked that for 20 minutes when i get you here i i actively do this you're doing that right now no i'm actively here i'm not i'm not passively stalling you idiot streamer laughing my ass off uh that's a joke from oh we got a ost right i got a cool ost for us to listen to this is called legendary video game music that's the playlist and i have 30 plus quizzes we're going to start right now how do we transition over there can you see it wait i have to hide this i don't want anyone to know what i'm doing gotta hide the tabs first yo i always shall we start the music oh no he showed his stream key oh no it was right on the twitch dashboard he's handsome today thanks i'm just gonna get this out of the way i'm gonna get this out of the way because i know i'm going to i'm going to drink out of this can and it's going to piss off a ton of people i got to get this out of the way i have no affiliation with whatever this is i've no feel it i just know that i'm going to take a sip out of it and somebody's gonna say yo [ __ ] you okay i know look i get it it was on sale okay it was on sale this is why i don't put face game on i don't video is delayed what it was on sale so i got a couple i've i've never i've this like this first time i've ever had this this is not sponsored i just bought it i knew people were gonna be pissed about this look you some of your favorite streamers drink fireball for money i drink white cloth for free you get it it's disgusting i didn't say that you did i'll all right let's do it we're going to do a review right now this is the mango one it's probably because of why it was on sale probably not a top seller kind of tastes like the air inside of an airplane i think it's like airplane air like texture it tastes like uh you know when you when you have a jolly rancher and you get to the very end of the jolly rancher and it's finally gone okay an hour later like the the spit and taste inside of your mouth if you have not had any more food after that that like your like own flavoring inside your mouth you're like you're like coating it's like that it's not bad remember it's only two i'm not gonna have ten of these this is the first time i've drank alcohol in like seven months no this is the third time i've drank alcohol in since february where the [ __ ] am i going i ain't going anywhere where do i have to go right i'm not going anywhere i can't have i can't have a [ __ ] airplane air call a drink i can't have one in seven months you know all right like i kind of feel like all right so this feels like i i should have like contact somebody hey there it is germanette 85's drink of choice it's not this it's not this but he'll drink it if he if he wants to if he thinks it's pretty it's okay it's pretty good i don't i think it's okay i think it's okay don't drink it all right we're gonna start with my mental age this is the these are there's like [ __ ] we gotta go there's like 40 of these uh thank you nidhogg for the five community subs i had to get that out of the way i know people are gonna freak the [ __ ] out like if i didn't say anything about this and and you saw that lettering you'd be like [ __ ] this guy now i gave you like a 15-minute excuse as to why i'm drinking it in the first place i can't have one okay let's start my this is this determines how old i am mentally i guess okay my question one of 20. oh the whole page is an ad okay twitter is confusing get that [ __ ] i don't get that out of here oh the music ah that's better that's better okay twitter is confusing essential pointless uh annoying it wakes me up in the morning morning it's [ __ ] pointless you find an old shirt in the wardrobe you [Music] i can't believe you ever wore that and throw it out you keep it for decorating you consider giving it to charity you put it on you wonder how you ever managed to fit in it or what's a wardrobe give it to charity i would have given it to charity well before this anytime i get new clothes i usually do it like a charity thing where it's like okay what do i wear do i wear that i don't charity the the don't wear pie pile goes charity you're planning a house party you bring the white claw uh think about telling your neighbors make sure you got enough chairs find out where the cheapest vodka is plan which games to play i would why i would not invite my neighbors to a party that's that's mental age of like 80. nobody talks to their neighbors anymore back in like the day it was always like oh you need some sugar hey it's me dave from right next door i'm knocking on your [ __ ] door can i have stuff that doesn't happen anymore i would not invite a neighbor to a party in fact if my neighbor knocked on my door i'd be like get get away from me i don't know who you are believe me alone and then i would i'd slam the big slider shut you're not getting into oz what's the question i i would make sure i had a no that's gross you're gonna serve the gross [ __ ] to your friends the cheap [ __ ] to your friends i've got a better idea you should serve them high quality red wine like them all like a malbec stop this about this you drink this in your house nobody knows you're there i would make sure i had enough chairs for people to sit down baseball caps look better forwards i like wearing my i don't like wearing the cap backwards kind of hurts my head uh it's hot you want an ice cream you buy it's hot you want an ice cream you buy a magnum why would you buy a magnum if you wanted to have an ice cream what what i don't how does this game work i would buy a cone with a chocolate flake these feel like ai is this ai generated i buy a chocolate ice cream i don't know whatever the [ __ ] that is mcdonald's is a a good place to meet oh i [ __ ] am mad about this oh all righty then that's the only thing i can think of when i hear this song ace ventura 2. i can never enjoy this halo theme song okay a good place to meet mcdonald's just go okay for a quick snack yeah it's not disgusting please uh the current prime minister president looks too young no okay they're all old they're all he's like 75. he's old he's not even a prime minister this is a uk question you think of you think a pension plan is not what you thought it would be important or something worth considering something for later i feel like these are all the same answer uh i feel like that's like something to consider life is fun sure it sure is you get passed on the motorway by a ferrari like how fast you think sweet i bet that driver is a wanker they'll not get there any quicker [ __ ] it's cold in here where's avenger how come avengers not on here mr green oh you revealed it okay you have forgotten where you put your keys this happens all the time hey let me distract you with a [ __ ] way to bring you all together hey let me let me bring you all together right oh it just said like conservative it said liberal [ __ ] republican democrat let me bring you all together god i love this [ __ ] so much i love it oh what do you think about that guys collectively what only a casper mattress provides the cooling support okay out of here this is my favorite drink that's not gonna unite all the people against me this is pretty this is this is banging all right uh you forgot where you put your keys maybe once in the last year i lose them all the twice already today i lose my [ __ ] all the time it's just a free ad stream right right now you if you if you're on the stream right now and you're uh like the guy that's responsible for this ad you're going like yes i didn't have to do [ __ ] [ __ ] for this uh you finished your meal in a restaurant you make sure you go to the toilet before you leave that's weird or coffee sometimes empty the tray into the bin which is like what do you mean what rest where are we finishing meal in a restaurant oh we had oh are we at like a [ __ ] in and out or are we at a fine dining restaurant imagine like dumping your tray at like a fine dining establishment ask if the tip is included excuse me excuse me uh if you guys do gratuity included i don't feel like adding any more so actually you know what sometimes i wish they would they would just do that like can i wish like the the waiter or waitress when you were done at your meal they would walk up and say hey uh thank you for for eating here uh is it okay for us to put a 20 gratuity on top like and that's it and you can leave yeah sure do that i don't want to sit there and do math sir how did you like the the did you like the service it did i think it was it was very you're very attentive you're very seemed to be pretty smart you were very back and forth you filled all the waters quickly is is 25 or okay yeah but what if they what if you don't think so i guess that kind of puts you on the spot you have 30 quizzes yeah what do you think i'm going to be here for an hour we're going to be for like at least three to five hours what i can't hang out and talk about white claw for like 20 minutes i'm not doing a political compass on stream no i would rather i would i'd rather electrocute myself like like up to 200 volts like like in the chair then do a pull would that kill you i don't think so he's gonna give himself the chair on stream how much is too much 200 is too much okay anyways uh i would i order coffee after you know i'll get a cappuccino or something the ipad is cool i love my ipad i use it all the time i lie in bed i play hearthstone battlegrounds by the way i've become the top 10 10 times i've come the top four a hundred times i've played like i've played probably 200 hours of battlegrounds you guys don't even know that's like my game right now this is a good one uh dire straits were air guitar heaven who cheesy not like today's musicians they could actually play i actually don't know who this is why do i not know who this is it's weird i really i don't know i really don't i like pro if you presented to me a song i'd probably be like oh right right right uh birthdays are a time to meet the family a time to get wasted a time for presents something to ignore right i'm 35 i don't care wake me up when i'm 50. uh the best way to become rich is to win the lottery to work hard to become a footballer get lucky it's all about getting struck by lightning five times what's matter auto hold on cam going off dog wants to leave no pants see this guy this guy german 985s okay so you see someone fall over in the street you laugh run over to make sure they're okay thank the heavens it wasn't you shake your head and think muppet how far away am i okay am i am i more than a hundred feet away because it would be uh be like ah thank god that wasn't me am i within like 25 feet like it's within 25 feet okay i'd probably be like hey you good okay the best thing on tv is the big bang theory nope the simpsons family guy nope love island expected no nature documentaries no there's nothing on tv that's any good besides the boys check that out if i were you uh okay miley cyrus is like so over i don't know uh miley cyrus it's not really what was last album i haven't heard i haven't really heard miley cyrus in a while 2015 right probably like yeah it's not probably moving on to do other things 24. hey 24. this highly accurate age test has looked at your answers and evaluated that you mental ages 24. the test looks at your answers to the questions in relation to your attitude towards social and financial situations these were just like mean questions it's quite possible that you will not be happy with your age test result if you're younger you probably don't want to have an age that makes you look older if you are older then you don't want to have a mental age of a youngster such unfortunately is life you have to roll with the person you are and accept your personality some interesting stats for those that are interested in these things 68 of people that take this test have a mental age of less than 30. this might be that 68 of people that take the test are less than 30 but it's very high age average here at mma we think it's more likely that people have a youthful attitude in life i thought that's our jump child okay if you can like if you can order drinks at a bar three times over you've that's that's three times over you can order drinks at a bar yeah that means like 21 22 23 24. it don't matter no more you just do it you just hang out people get grumpier as they get older kinda kinda all right that's my mental age is 24. okay cool what's the next one all right this i i this is like a test to see if i have like a color imbalance or something in my brain all right this is the color challenge okay the first and last color chips are fixed okay drag and drop the colors in each row to arrange them by hue color complete all four color tests my color iq all right sure so i just in shade i could do this i got a pretty pretty good eye so we're going pink to orange nobody say anything yet i haven't done it yet already a negative iq we're going pink to orange that's not that's green i already took the myers-briggs personality test i got enfp like 10 years ago i did it on stream too didn't i all right i'm not done no that's not right okay i think that's it oh wait all right that one's good so we're going green to blue this is really not this is not hard why is this so hard right people can't do what what is this difficult this is bad monitor do i have a shitty monitor it actually gets a little harder on this next one all right wait wait that's close but wait this one's kind of freaking me out i don't like this one is this is that that's wrong isn't it i got it that's right no it's not all right that one's correct this is blue to purple all right we're gonna go [ __ ] because the ones on the left are right are fixed i can't move them eyes of a 24 year old did the white balance in my cameras are getting [ __ ] up okay that's the real that's a real color imbalance here hold on [Music] okay there you look pink let me just hold my face up there come on bro i'm i'm hold on all right that's this is close enough i don't even care if i get this wrong i don't care what i can't i can't put like good colored cubes together who cares i can do this some other time oh it's gonna be this would be accurate all right purple back here do it by go left to right that's done right yeah that was easy all right this one's gonna be the hard one are you giving that much money let's get 50 community subs freddy dread with the 50 subs holy [ __ ] that's a lot of [ __ ] money freddie dredd a resident billionaire gives uh like three thousand dollars to the stream every few months maniac hey here's to that that's a huge amount of money thank you all right let me finish this there done why does that look wrong but it looks wrong though but it's not all right i'm done scoring my test two okay that scared me i thought that was very bad lower score is better with zero being a perfect score the circle graph displays the regions of the color spectrum where your huge discrimination is low what does that mean i can't differentiate like blues means i suck at blue so what's the height what's the high end there compare age s score for your gender is 999 what score worst score 106 what somebody just put how do i read this i don't know how to read that i don't know what this date is telling me act okay that's my color hue 70 iq don't worry all right next uh i was told to do these this is uh human uh benchmarking all right let's do this one i don't know what this means classic coming up are you smarter than a chimpanzee click the squares in order according to their numbers the test will get progressively harder am i smarter than a chimpanzee put the squares in order according to their numbers one two three four okay how does this get why does it get harder one oh [ __ ] i didn't know that's what happened okay i gotta one two three four one champions he's done at this but champions he lost in round two three one two three four five six seven eight nine one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five six seven eight nine one two three four five [ __ ] [ __ ] mario in the background turn okay the super mario suck is [ __ ] me up get the [ __ ] out of here all right what's what's the score then what did i get save the score what does that mean percentile what does 17 percentile mean does that mean that i'm like really smart only 17 of people got as far as i did that's pretty that's top 17 that's pretty good what's wrong with that okay aim trainer hit 30 targets as quickly as you can click the targets above to begin okay this is messing with my concentration it's like showing the colors and stuff okay shoot the targets let me tell my dpi is wrong 520 milliseconds let's see i'm better than i'm better than 70 percent of all gamers that's bad how is that that's bad that heck you know who takes these quizzes like you guys who takes these tests besides like gamers and computer enthusiasts my parents didn't take this that's bottom 30 you're looking at it wrong you're reading it wrong that means i'm in the bottom 30 percentile with facebook shops your customers can easily browse and buy on okay anyways uh hearing oh i gotta turn my volume up for this one i got good ears you know i have such good ears because i never have loud sounds in my head ever i don't listen to music i don't go to concerts i don't talk very loudly unless i'm in an environment where i'm a twitch.tv slash german 985 live streamer i'm going to get this one pretty good trust me i have a weird superhuman [ __ ] hearing i swear to god i'm turning the volume up for this one i'm going to be in like the top 90 i swear to god trust me you want to see i'll prove that the game reward went away look at that there's just a little bit of some scar tissue it'll heal over nicely it's gone okay this is what is this okay i can't have kingdom hearts music be playing while i'm taking a hearing test that's [ __ ] stupid okay here we go high frequency sound will play click as soon as you hear the sound that hurts so bad i already heard it that like hurt my head i could hear it already i heard it immediately i heard no okay i didn't i heard that like immediately i mean liar it was like i i was like what am i trying to wait for i look i i was even i didn't understand how the game worked and i'm better than 60 of all you [ __ ] plebs ah that one hurt i don't want to do that one again typing oh as it pulled up one of the love at the corner [Music] to open the door in the hope [Music] of earning a copper just needed a little minute to warm up there okay but was it elbowed away by another loafer [Music] who had rushed up with the same intention [Music] a fierce quarrel broke out which was increased how do you spell that [Music] by two by the two guardsmen i'm reading the actual kingdom hearts storyline who took sides with one of the loungers and by the scissors grinder who is not equally hot upon the other side might as well be who was equally upon the other side 44 [ __ ] words a minute [Music] wait what does that mean are you sure i'm reading this wrong that okay my head still hurts from the hearing test is that odd should that i feel like i just permanently caused problems for myself that means i'm better than 50 of everybody click the stats oh okay hold on average user oh dude damn [ __ ] look at this i'm right at the beginning of the curve i sold at the right time see the people here not gonna sell you're gonna hold it you're gonna it's gonna get to here and you'll be like [ __ ] maybe i should get out i that's the perfect place to be [Music] so what about the other ones i don't want to give it away but i have to nobody nobody look at top nobody look at the top oh look at the top don't look up there okay what about this one earring okay typing really [Music] i feel like that was that was dog [ __ ] i'm actually that's very average i feel like that was terrible okay and what about aim trainer look at i'm in like the top percentile here what about the chimp test that's average that's all right all right let's do verbal memory we'll do this one [Music] smash brothers all right all right we're gonna do verbal memory you will be shown words one at a time if you've seen a word during the test click scene if it's a new word click new actually the music will help for this one if you've seen a word during the test say so you saw it already if it's a new word click new [Music] day [Music] i thought that said mike oh oh that's a that's a trumpet that's not a guitar that's good [Music] all right number memory so that's my best one i got the best verbal memory in the world i've got so much i have so many vocabulary words up here he's inhuman and also you see my eyes just go like and then somebody goes i knew i knew all along he was an alien and then there's like a thousand reddit posts about how [ __ ] actually i'm like a cia project or something let's just do that one day i really should set up like an elaborate thing where like my eyes actually go like and i just don't even mention it that what a way to game reddit posts okay number memory let's go the average person can remember seven numbers at once can you do more i would smash brothers i could probably do way more [Music] how many number how many numbers can you remember here we go two we go 24 already smarter than the fifth grader nine two five i'm gonna kill this by the way i gotta shut the [ __ ] up on a leanback just get the [ __ ] out of me no no get it off get it off i don't like this one okay [Music] i had it i [ __ ] had it this is street fighter music's too upbeat i need like i need like like uh what winston church winston churchill the host of youtube's creator what's happening in the world to compete in a rock paper scissors tournament who was i million dollars quarter of a million dollars where was i oh [Music] but there could only be one winner what are we oh yeah right okay this call of duty what are we doing all right i don't like that one this one's alright all right so we got uh i i could have got better i got close visual memory this is yeah they're bringing back crazy memories all right i have to stop for a second the second level level two when you're in the ship and you're shooting the little you know with the side scroller this game's a this is great super mario land one of the best that's the best gameboy game ever came up was that wrong wrong that happens in super mario land alright let's go visual memory memorize the squares i can take photos of things what oh perfect [ __ ] score oh [ __ ] [ __ ] let's go [Music] hey you seen a pattern here [Music] i have superhuman word and visual memory and my hearing's really good but i don't i don't do numbers very well okay what's less reaction time if i don't get the world record first try i will delete uh this into the trash the cap after i'm done using it [Music] when the red dot when the red box turns green click as quickly as you can oh ah come on just saying hey you're saying that's average trash hold on i go wait [Music] uh [Music] oh sorry all right sorry please stop what all right there you go there's my test he's zerking off all right so why why did i do so poorly on the chimpanzee test that's pretty good do it again no i you got to live with what you have i'm not i i'm that that's the best one okay let's move on there you go what is next what is this wait let's find out wow okay coming up next is okay can you name all 40 of these animals see if i can so many tabs okay scroll to start what is the name of this marine mammal known for its long tooth let's say uh it's a narwhal that's correct here come all the lv ads which name is given to this long-tailed rodent that is not a hamster that is a as a jerboa yep okay do you know what the name of this black-capped bird that is a arctic turn thank you i'll take three in a row this animal lives in the mojave desert what is it called that is a painted turtle i was gonna go with the obvious one but okay hbo i don't want half hbo all right what venomous animal do you see pictured here this is a monster yeah what name is given to this canine that also eats plants that's jackal this bear's latin name is ursus martinimus but what do we call it how would you not get polar bear holy [ __ ] that's what those look like that's a that's what an aardvark actually looks like this why are they such a cartoon character that's kind of like a nightmare animal i feel like that's what my dog looks like when i have a dream where there's a dog in it right that's like normal for your dog to look like that in a dream like oh yeah that's my dog oh i already know this it's a lynx i played chrono cross what's name given this footlong amphibian that is an oxolotl what name is the right name of this cute but tough critter that is not a porcupine that's not wait a minute is it a porcupine or it's a porcupine yes it is uh nemo made this fish famous what kind of fish is that that is a clown fish this bird's call sounds like potato chip do you know what kind of bird that is like a crunch potato chip potato chip what does that mean potato chip potato chip that's an american goldfinch what is do you tell me oh i looked it up i looked at chat no i didn't i'm looking at you right now so oh he looked at chat no he didn't you would have seen my eyes go over here uh what's the name of this spotted animal that is a cheetah that is i don't know if it's a poison dart frog [Music] what's the name of this creature that uses jet propulsion to swim that is an octopus wait that was a trick question you know what this massive animal is called that is called a bison it's not an iguana but what is it that is a chameleon i would have thought this song was cool like four years ago oh it got hit man oh what is this no no fallout okay now you got me it's super metroid don't give me the answer i already know it anyways it's a [ __ ] lemur this is this whale is not moby dick which kind of whale is it that is a sperm whale oh [ __ ] this is not right are you able to identify this animal that is often confused for a bear that is a wolverine which name is given to this majestic bird bald eagle what's the name of the snake that can weigh up to 200 pounds anaconda [ __ ] are you sly enough to identify this mammal oh red fox it's a relative of the trout and the salmon but can you name it the marlin oh [ __ ] you i don't wanna i don't care but stop why i have the same like hbo hbo how much ad space did hbo pay for today do you know which pack animal you see that is a kaya no it's not it's a gray wolf he tricked me a little bit here they have a bigger face what is the name of this right what's the right name of this flying giant that is not an albatross wait albatross is a seagull what is it yes it is yes it is it's a seagull can you correctly choose the name for this marsupial that isn't a possum i feel like i've done 200 how many more are there i feel like i've had so many science calls it the marmot monax but what do we call it that is a groundhog this cat is a great swimmer what name does it have it's uh ocelot what's the name of this tropical bird known for its beauty that is a bird eye [ __ ] this animal likes to like likes to out smell his opponents which that's a labor i thought that was just a person i thought it was gonna be like a cheeky little end like oh this thing likes to go in the water on vacation i thought that was like a person's like stomach that's not a comet octopus giant octopus smooth skin octopus oh this termite eating very he looks like he just woke up a sloth bear uh that's a black bear no what what is that that is pre-shower bear that's how everybody feels like they feel like and they look like in the mirror which name is given to this canine member uh that's not a coyote that's not a heena that's a dingo that's a skunk right okay that's a i was a bird that is a why can i not say this that's a mamba that's a bird it's not an ostrich it's an emu can you correctly name this i was gonna get one decided against it not into that right now okay the original smash brothers theme though yes uh this is a dove 78 average score seven come on better than the average that's not bad that's pretty good something wrong with this track that was audio was [ __ ] up on that one [Music] why was that so weird okay all right i got 78 that's that's a c plus what's next okay this is statistical which character personality quiz this uh i guess assesses who you are as a fictional character so i've never taken this before i don't know how much is in here i don't know what the um i'm not into that either i'm not into any of the smash brothers right now both mario and luigi not into them actually this i'm into this this is all right i like this one all right so let's go uh we're gonna find out what fictional this is like a big fictional character test use the slider to indicate where you fall on this spectrum deranged or reasonable [Music] i feel like i'm pretty i'm a pretty reasonable guy i'm going to say like kind of i'm more reasonable than i am deranged no i'm not completely deranged what you guys want me to have the tasmanian devil right off the bat because if you do that you're the joker or the tasmanian devil i'll go here i'm 40 uh reasonable a blue collar or ivory tower [Music] i mean i i i am i'm i'm i'm i [Music] angelico demonic we're demonic definitely i've guys i've like i've like praised satan like 25 times on this stream even as a joke it's still there outlaw or sheriff i play by the rules but on my own terms like every [ __ ] major character that's come out in the last 40 years okay stinky or fresh that's a 50 50. it really is charming or awkward i'm gonna leave this up to you guys everything that could be 50 50 as well sacred hearts to fill the void with my soul saying adjectives and stringing them together with words oh i already did this joke before and everybody really got pissed off right i i did that before i like did like the i say lyric on every single beat and people got really mad and i put like a bunch of adjectives like the song has they're okay adventurous we're stuck in the i'm stuck in the [ __ ] mud right now you know what i mean i'm just like nah leave me be leave me be i have another season to watch creepy or disarming oh what is it what is that what's the difference disarming i'm not creepy [Music] you're creepy and disarming emotional or logical uh i tend to i tend to let my emotions take over uh nerd or hold on though i have i have that i have that 200 sub like power lifting video a spiritual or skeptical [Music] uh frugal or lavish how lavish though i'm not that lavish you bought you bought a carnival to do a stream yeah but that that wasn't for me that was for you okay fine uh stylish or slovenly he's not wearing pants not that much though i'm not like smelly and stinky and [ __ ] here i sometimes i am but not really masculine or feminine it's 50 [Music] i i lie i power lift i like throw [ __ ] punches but i also do face masks [Music] that's a 50 that's a bit better on the deck that's 50 depending on the day sometimes i just want to take a bath and like do like a charcoal like scrub and other days i want to like scream at a wall that's patrick bateman all right creative or conventional oh we are going somewhere over here i think i'm pretty i i'm if you know if i what creative just proved it [Music] arcane or mainstream hola total corruption total power uh use slider okay feisty or gracious i'm a little feisty i think that's accurate can we just hear this oh this is the zelda song that everybody loves there we are all right the song but i i paid blizzard oh i paid blizzard every month to play their game and i even oh i even forgot that it was installed and i had played paid blizzard like [ __ ] 16 months straight without even [ __ ] realizing it and when i finally realized that i kind of just didn't care and i was like well i don't really care oh right here well i'm loyal as [ __ ] unless you cross me not anymore name one time that i was a traitor why did i cross you i've never crossed you i'm a loyal streamer i won't let you down until i do and i'm sure i'll hear about it every day ah this song is [ __ ] good that's the penis music i don't wanna okay uh formal or intimate i feel like i'm pretty intimate person although i am pretty formal though that's probably 32.68 i'm sorry i don't want to hear it right now i'm sorry i know people are gonna be mad that i skipped like sonic music oh [ __ ] i forgot what this is what is this what is this magical piece of composery at the speed of sound good places to go gonna follow my rainbow guys everything keep moving on feels i don't know the lyrics i can't say it i don't know the lyrics everyone knows that first part nobody knows the rest of it this worst singing that was actually really [ __ ] good okay if you wanna okay i understand if like don't sing i hate singing on stream but try and tell me that that was not even remotely okay yeah you [ __ ] dunce that was supposed to be for me but you know that i deserve that uh selfish or altruistic well turn it back on it's a good song dude i want to just listen to this on repeat and just turn the stream off no i'm not what come on my whole life is just chaos it really is i know this is like a meme like my life is chaos i am chaos how are like i i'm a good guy but i'm a bad guy everything's crazy i'm not orderly i don't follow the rules i know but seriously like i start my stream 20 minutes late every [ __ ] day uh i have to i've had i haven't cleaned my [ __ ] office in like a year uh i i never can stay in the same place at the same time i'm constantly moving my [ __ ] hands around touching my like self and looking at myself in the mirror um i don't have to eat every day i find out what i'm gonna eat every single day 10 minutes before i eat it there's no order in this life at all sober or indulgent pretty indulgent i don't know about sober i'm gonna start singing i'm gonna do it i'm about to do it the visceral just raw reaction to hearing that phrase you're drunk guys this is essentially a water with like a quarter of a shot in it it's like it's drinking one beer if you think i like red and sweaty welcome to my life i'm just a sweaty guy i just have oil coming out of all my pores all of them all my pores there's oil and [ __ ] coming out of my knees i have like watery knees why are they gonna take how many baths okay i'm indulging yo i mean i'm pretty this is 50 50. i could not be left alone if i was left alone for more than a day i would lose my [ __ ] mind like if i didn't like if i didn't stream or something if i was alone no i have to i have to talk to i have to talk to somebody i have to me and my watery knees yeah now we're doing that one again where'd it go all right we're doing that one again encore okay i i thought the mouse was a bug on my other monitor as i was moving it around because the preview is over here and i thought it was a bug i was like what's the [ __ ] bug in here i'm a pretty lenient guy [Music] d4 is shallow shallow how i don't know 50 50. poisonous i'm from toxic personality i i might be pretty poisonous i don't know i'm not toxic but i might be poisonous okay just because somebody is poisonous doesn't mean that they're like a toxic person right like a a tree frog is poisonous but they're not toxic they're not like calling you names and [ __ ] when you walk by them in the tree they just you just don't just don't touch them or you're [ __ ] done last question i'm pretty bossy i won't lie okay who am i what character let's do it on the breakdown what write some characters i mean great characters give me my [ __ ] to results [Laughter] no way no i'm sorry i have an 82 match with tommy wiseau kramer where where is that where's like where's batman where's like the riddler where's like the incredible hulk johnny from the room rita perry from community cosmo cramer from seinfeld michael scott from the office go i'm not a michael i'm a jim [Music] see timon [Music] george bluth rebecca bunch pamela from archer gene belcher ed from shawn of the dead johnny chase from entourage frank reynolds krusty the [ __ ] clown where's captain america where's spider-man where is homer simpson how did they know this oh peter jason quill who the [ __ ] is that who's peter jason quill what's what's superheroes peter jason quill who is he that's star-lord i get to be star-lord i get to be star-lord i'm okay with that crazy eyes elaine all right i'll take elaine i'll take it lane art simpson i can't believe i got tommy wiseau d.e reynolds okay fine george weasley come on where's spider-man with spider-man adam sandler oh no stitch from lilo and stitch okay tracy jordan eric cartman peter venkman now we're getting down to like the yeah you you could tell people that you that they were on this list god damn it jesse from pokemon wait like jesse and james oh we have our flip of the stars above jesse james which one no jet jesse's jessie james not meowth though all right well carl gallagher saw goodman from breaking bad this sucks how true this all is isn't it right this like sucks that i have to look at this and be like i am tommy wiseau i'm the guy from the room all right wait why is there no music minecraft pog uh lisa i got tony soprano [Music] tony soprano why [Music] i am married mary uh now now this look at this is a stretch this is now a stretch rex from okay i agree i agree with rex han solo there you go i get to be a superhero do am i every character from the room where's the joker wait that's the dark knight joker that's like the psycho weird joker not like the comedy funny joker from the cartoon that's the joker that's like scary and nobody likes to be around he's terrifying [Music] the joker from the cartoon that goes like and has like jokes and stuff music's too loud alright i got you all right yeah now this is every single character that's ever existed who am i the least like harry potter rita elizabeth from obi-wan kenobi what i'm not i'm the least like jorah mormont i find that to be ridiculous [ __ ] it get this i get the hold on i got it khaleesi your dragons it's been a while since i've seen the show but i think i can still do it i i that was all right it's been a while where's captain america is the captain america on here where these guys this is not these are the characters that i that i might as well just this is [ __ ] okay okay this is like i put this [ __ ] on my resume and it's technically true but not [ __ ] really at all oh it says here wow but where where 13 1 13 92 oh wow mr albertson says here that you matched with captain america in a personality quiz yeah yeah me and captain america we're this [ __ ] we're the same yeah exactly oh okay look at this guy i mean if you had been like tommy wiseau or something i would have like thrown this stack of [ __ ] papers at you and hopefully it won't hit you in the face yeah that'd be [ __ ] weird wouldn't it captain america here only captain american spider-man and tony stark and uh and uh jim from the office i want to go back to the top for a sec it's your top five anything over 80 percent is like you can't you can't then add relax oh cuphead [Music] johnny from the [ __ ] room michael scott man this is just these the top five people you don't really want to be framer is pretty solid i mean i move around kind of weird i guess anyways uh we're going to move on that's tommy wiseau and even like that why that image you couldn't have like like a like a more attractive picture of tommy wiseau like looking at smiling into the camera move on what's next i have to do this i have to get this out of the way because this was recommended and i'm just gonna do it because like [ __ ] might as well like put myself up that's like a big target for people to throw onions at and tomatoes here we go uh i am 35 years and one month old my height is five [Music] that's okay i'm i am i am 23 taller than 22 men on this planet top 78 percent total timing on that music sad music sad music sad music omega lol [Music] just out of curiosity [Music] what the [ __ ] no way if you're six feet tall you're you're taller than 80 percent of the [ __ ] population no i didn't update [Music] what so what about 5 11. hold on five 11. [Music] i feel like that's i think this is wrong is this accurate whatever i'm taller than 22 percent of every male i feel like this music's mocking me right now i gotta get rid of it there we go that's better donkey kong okay uh this is what animal are you really just sticking the nail in here right after the other this is not even music oh that's too too too crazy too crazy yeah sure i like this this is good okay uh uh how big are you i am not petite that if i was petite guys i'd be like five two okay five seven to five eight is not petite it's small but i'm sturdy i got [ __ ] pants on right i mean like this is a sturdy [ __ ] man i understand like this i'm a sturdy [ __ ] guy you know i'm like a kind of a stack of [ __ ] how aggressive are you jesus christ i'm very forceful don't mess with me i'm a little hotheaded i'm working on it i take a middle ground and only react aggressively when the situation calls for it i never go looking for trouble but i'm no pushover i think i i'm i i'm pretty grounded if i need to i move the mic see how [ __ ] fast that was it my headphones flew out of my ears now imagine you were like coming at me i'd be right in the neck right in the throat and you'd be like how social you're that that's what you're gonna show for social is two parents like making out i prefer the company i'm pretty outgoing and i'm comfortable socializing with groups of also i'm extremely good at functioning yeah i can function anywhere get me anywhere show me up at your party your birthday concert crowd group small group one one person i can do it i can do it all how attractive do you think you are [Music] okay off stream i click this one on stream i click this one to make you not think i'm a [ __ ] psycho you know what i mean off stream i would yeah that's me off on stream hey guys [Music] anything am i above average sure [Music] no that's like better for some of you that like oh yeah do that again fine well now i've messed it all up it took me an hour to get this right [Music] there we go [Music] [ __ ] i'm not as creative as a monkey playing a guitar i don't think i'm not one for writing songs or i don't color within the lines oh you do i don't i'm definitely an out-of-the-box creature and i love creating in all of its forms it's the same jokes well it's the same test i'm very compassionate i usually put the needs of friends and family above my own i'm cooperative and willing to help friends in need but i have my own life too someone has to look up for number one call me selfish no this one why is it all monkeys how intelligent are you i have a bit of a nerd streak and i love intellectual challenges i'd score pretty high on leopardy uh that's an l that's not a j that's very clear that's that says that's an l louder why is he getting why is the minecraft music getting closer it's like i'm getting closer [ __ ] i'm coming in here i'm covering your ears right now you better be ready for me it's mad now you've made me mess up my hairstyle it looked fine and now i looked crazed okay that's better okay we're good uh i'm not the brightest crayon in the box but i'm not a fool how athletic are you not anymore travel and exploration how do you feel about traveling i'm a homebody and enjoy staying close to home i enjoy uh i don't want to travel everywhere i'm not one of those people i don't want to go like see the world i don't know there's like three places i really want to see i don't really care but i'm not i like to do things where i am right i love going out and doing [ __ ] all the time like i love going out in my area but i don't want to get in like a pack a bag and go to [ __ ] london or something yeah uh how impulsive are you where i mean i live in las vegas man where do you want me to go okay how impulsive i'm always deliberate and cautious i admit that i'm more impulsive than i should but it makes for great i thought that was gonna say great content all right what animal what animal what animal am i i don't want to open this what's going on [Music] [Music] i just heard an animal i just heard an animal i just heard like an animal yelling i think that was auto okay that this page won't even load [Music] why won't this page load [Music] did you guys crash the website you had too many people to do with this wait okay i go [Music] speed run stop opening this website [Music] uh uh i'm kinda out of the box uh uh cooperative i may not be the brightest but i'm not a fool i uh i like to keep fit i'm i watch tv does that count travel i like to go day trips uh okay now we're getting to the good [ __ ] all right now um i'm impulsive what's the animal [Music] anybody want a gift card oh that's [ __ ] which neopet are you and with the animal theme here okay uh you boy or girl boy i say it's your last day in neopea ever what do you do i don't know what any of these are like tombola neo mail all of your friends sell all of your stuff collect your bank interest or cry and wave goodbye to your neo pets i probably if this is my last day in neopetopia i'd cry and say bye to my neopets pick an item any item beef rouladin laugh grenade i mean i don't think do i have to do anything else i don't have to click anything else when you read the neopian times which section do you click first comics bunnies who would you pick first to be on your team dr death if you were going to start a guild where would you put it at the uh the lenny library if a war were to break out in neopio which would you be a minion of sloth doesn't that make me a sloth i would be a loyal warrior what why is everybody doing monkey s how often do you visit the grooming parlor are you kidding i practically lived there i go there often uh i'll swing by on half price day to get like a bargain to get like a shower or something i don't know if you could be the star of any game what would it be carnival of terror if you can see any band at the tiranian concert hall who would you see two gallon hats you are a pink slog it's a clown slug mood well i can't say mood to try to connect with the millennials in the zoomer crowd why not all right i'm the pink slory that's pretty cool it's a clown slug no you can't yes i can i'm allowed to do that hey you know how [ __ ] you know how chaotic i am i'll do something crazy you don't [ __ ] agree with me i'm gonna talk for this one look at how many [ __ ] ads are on this page have you ever gotten bit by your dog no how intimidating are you not really are you wild calm or somewhere in the middle um i'm sorry there are somewhere in the middle i'll forget for la you i forget everything you have any problems with bullies they count do they count [Music] you understand irony yes what do your clothes look like i look like my i look like my clothes were made for me because they were they looked stretched because of my bulging muscles i don't whatever do you smoke cigarettes no why would that have to do with the first sona what do you like to read poetry obituaries food labels actually accurate newspaper articles food labels yeah i read all kinds of food labels i love it do you cook no i'd rather buy dinner i don't cook choose a wheel skate wheel ab a wheel wheel of fortune well i don't know i don't care about the elements you want to eat but you don't have a fork i'll eat with the popsicle stick i'll swallow the food whole that's what teeth are for i guess i'll just starve to death i'll just suck it up with my mouth what like just on the plate okay what animal would do that okay i would probably try to use some kind of you i would try to use like chopsticks or some kind of utensil i'm outgoing and you fly no humans can't fly and you swim i can doggy paddle yep what's your disposition uh happy go lucky what kind of dance do you do where's the [ __ ] floss man is this too old i don't know what any of these are i don't know uh herky jerky what kind of music makes you feel happy what food do you like uh gummy worms seafood i love seafood okay word association just pick the one that looks right blizzard green uh uh dot palm tree mouthwash uh kindergarten you get stressed out easily [Music] now what do you dream about he he i can't share it here i'm not clicking that one uh i don't know my family usually it's about family friends do you wear glasses no what kind of art do you like i like um modern art are you looking for a serious relationship your force folks soar the seagull [Music] i get to be a seagull how is that not the most pog moment of the whole year okay hold on i almost stop with the [ __ ] engagements i almost was the snake wait oh no this is what people were caught oh why did i just say that out loud which horse matches you first 19 reshape society entrepreneurs who launched their dream hi i'm chris rock here's destiny music what horse master's personality i don't know i don't think i supposed to skip this one this is what i don't know this one's stupid i just this is that it was an animal theme what historical figure do you admire um uh i don't know the warrior queen which of these living figures do you admire sean white on here wait sean with the snowboarder you know why i admire sean white the most because he got on this list somehow do you enjoy reading uh oh well do you cook i call for takeout it's the weekend what's what's first on your saturday agenda sleeping in uh what's your approach to fashion i spend money on good clothes but i don't have a signature look i like clothes that are durable and comfortable yep uh what genre of music do you enjoy most classical oh no that's not even right can i change my answer that's not even right why did i no old-fashioned rock and roll i changed my answer opera i don't give a [ __ ] about opera why would i click that oh no wait that sounds that sounded pretty rude i know what i meant to say was i don't like listen to opera not that i don't care it's a very very hard thing to do with like really talented people do opera which of these would you like most for breakfast eggs bacon yeah oh yeah what kind of home suits you best a townhouse a simple house a wired one with everything controlled from my phone that's terrifying i don't want that i want the thing that's complete i want the [ __ ] cottage that has no electricity and you [ __ ] in [ __ ] bathtub 40 feet behind the back door i don't want that studio i could clean with a hose okay that's pretty good which of these would you most likely choose as a hobby i already did that so we'll do that one what's your idea of a good first date this one's like i would just pretend to know what i was doing this is the real one this is the one that i'm pretending oh wow yeah i brought i brought you here and i'm very very smart now it'd be bowling in a couple of beers or something what's a good age to get married ah i get it i collect it how many children do you have or want i no i can't i can't even tie my shoes correctly i can't raise another human are you close to your family definitely which of these movie genres do you like the most comedy how do you feel about marijuana let me tell you cbd thc it pretty much changed my [ __ ] life i started taking for medical reasons marijuana and i had a lot of pain problems and just giving you some anecdotal evidence felt a little better not too much don't do don't be a [ __ ] psycho if it's legal in your area and you can maybe try it it's illegal and you're not breaking any [ __ ] rules don't do anything stupid maybe in a safe environment uh it did a lot for me actually so i would can i would testify uh it's kind of smelly and low rent somebody means low rent it means low rent how do i delete that okay if you say this why do i feel like you smoke like cigarettes like two packs a day and like you like coke is in your fridge more than the actual drink you get a gift card this is a how [ __ ] detailed is this to determine what kind of a horse i am what with this one i have halfway what kind of why is it so detailed this is this better be accurate you get a gift card to a well-stocked shoe shop what do you buy comfortable oh no something comfortable you've had a fight with your significant other how do you resolve it jon's doll but it's usually talking out brood for a while i've got to apologize i know it's arrogant make up sex what okay listen what does this have to do with a horse horses don't talk to each other horses don't like have breakups and then make up sex like horses don't like have like it's not like there's no what arguments would you have sex on the first date oh god this is some weird [ __ ] date of mine to be honest i have but i tell my kids not to i'm such a hypocrite no no i'm sorry no not on the first date come on look i it's going to take me a few dates to find out if if you like don't want to take like a vaccine you know what i mean it's going to take me a few days for you to be like oh and by the way uh like i think that i think that we're all aliens oh date number two we had sex two days ago this person thinks they're aliens now you want to come back over how about we um [Music] just talk for the rest of the day and you listen to me some of you might be in your day some of you guys might be in the age we'd be dating you talking to people give it a little bit of time don't just trust me at least a few dates at least a couple of weeks then you'll figure that out after like maybe a few weeks and this is a banger don't it's absurd be careful be careful what kind of pet appeals to you dog at what point in our marriage is it best to get a divorce what the [ __ ] does this have to do with horses what does this have to do with what does this have to do with horses when it's hurting the kids [Music] i mean if you like if you're just not happy anymore and like i don't know and it's if you can work it if you can make it work for the sake of the family maybe i don't know but like if you don't you don't make yourself suffer well on a day of the company picnic you can usually be found anchoring the winning team in a tug of war i'm at home i don't want to go no how important is sex to you mr oh mr horse wait horses [ __ ] all the time don't they horses [ __ ] more than rabbits i guess that makes sense uh how important is sex why is there an answer every time about like being a degenerate and lying about it what horse is like [ __ ] and lying to all their horse friends i don't understand i keep up a good front uh it's it's good it's great but like don't don't make a fool out of yourself don't [ __ ] just if yeah don't make a fool out of yourself what are you doing i want to have sex you just relax which of these cars would you prefer none of them where's a honda civic i don't want any of these kingdom hearts [Music] that's not what is this this is legend of this breath of the wild all right if i had to pick one of these would be a tesla and i know like he wants to just look i didn't say that i said if i had to choose this would be the tesla what i would [ __ ] pick [Music] i don't want to die in a motorcycle it's [ __ ] you'll get you it's horrible yeah i don't like that i don't i don't want to be safe this is too big and i don't know what that is [Music] which of these popular writers books might you choose for a long plane ride i don't i don't want to read that i've already seen the movie i don't know who these other authors are we're gonna go with tim if a book is too heavy to lug around airports and planes can you pick a magazine instead [Music] you have the entire encyclopedia what do you mean too big how many books are you carrying [Music] i would probably read i don't know like i would look i would pick up a time magazine and just go like this and then look at the like the four cologne ads and open them and be the guy that opens them and smells them and then puts closes it i i wouldn't read anything i don't read any of the articles it's late but you're hungry what's a good midnight snack gross i ice cream this is still going i can't [ __ ] believe it's still going you've got two weeks off from work and a lot of frequent flyer miles where are you going hawaii if you took up gardening what would you what would be most likely what would you grow with lemons no not orchids not roses that's that's too generic vegetables where's lemons and limes that's what i want with lemons vegetables it's the closest answer your closest friend would most likely describe you as a uniquely interesting that's a way to say that somebody's scary without making them angry [Music] a lot of fun i'm a clydesdale i'm the i'm the uh that's the beer one that's the one that's in the beer commercials no it's not is it is that the is that the anti and and anhyzer bush it is that's budweiser i've been drinking the same white cloth for two hours this is disgusting now i've been nursing this for two straight hours that's gross you put the work all right this i don't like this music is like too ominous all right you put the work in workhorse no one can stand in your way when you determine to get something done you're really equally comfortable working alone or in a team and when it's the latter you never shirk your share of the duties we also suspect that people just naturally like you especially children oh and you [ __ ] all the time you have sex in the kitchen in the laundry room with like thousands of different people you're [ __ ] every day all you do is have sex in fact you may even have to have had sex 10 minutes ago and 10 minutes after the stream ends you're a clydesdale thanks for answering our [ __ ] up [Music] questions [Music] this is i'm afraid to do this one what germa 985 emote are you hi hello where's your ideal place to travel to japan okay cool somebody's i must have somebody right now is going he [ __ ] actually clicked mine would you people describe you you made this in 15 minutes i don't chill what type of day do you prefer warning for walks morning to work the time when this quiz ends hey because it's exciting day because i am safe night it's calm night for work 3 a.m night so i can cry there's so many answers man you guys you got to make it simple uh daytime this nowadays i like to be like awake during the day this song is in smash brothers i was gonna do it now [ __ ] it too many people here to be embarrassed in front of uh what social media do you often use none of them i mean this one what do you do in your spare time eat play games trade stocks nothing cry read work other i mean i kind of i can't i eat i don't cry eat lastly what do you want out of this quiz you tell me i hate you nothing [Music] there they are it took me a while to work it's before i could see them i've had enough of that opera we had our fill of sonic uh there are 44 foods on this list and if you eat mayo with more than eight of them you're disgusting okay french fries yes onion rings no ham sandwich yes tuna salad yes how do you have tuna salad without mayo how's that possible yeah that's that's i feel like this is unfair thick and tenders no sweet potato fries uh those are disgusting i'm i don't like the sweet potato craze i don't i think it's gross i'm not into it i'm calm go ahead call me out i don't i don't like the sweet potato craze of like everything has sweet potato in it sweet potato fries sweet potato mash sweet potatoes no it's just give me regular potatoes i don't care uh i don't need to know yeah it depends no on a burger i don't put it on a hot dog fish sticks because it's tartar sauce sushi no not mozzarella sticks not on a bagel not on shrimp not on eggs mac and cheese grilled cheese no pickles no pizza no chips no steak rice no pasta no toast no salad no pretzel no tacos no bacon no potato skins no egg rolls no pizza rolls who puts mayo in pizza rolls pancakes no graham crackers no bananas no all right my relationship with mayonnaise is normal in soup imagine that like just imagine the imagery of it just plopping down into the bowl just like it would be disgusting thanks a lot buzzfeed what playing card are you you feel more like a joker than the ace of spades i don't even want to do this one what suit appeals to you the most and you put it and you put it under an ad you have to scroll down and then click this [ __ ] under the ad look at all this look at all of this this is not even a website this is an ad generating machine this may as well just this is just a minor it's just it's just a minor for humans to just just dump cpm you should get you i i look it i've reinstalled windows so i don't have any like blocking programs anyways uh my favorite suit is the hearts which of these games are you more likely to play texas hold'em no blackjack i'm an extrovert what would you be most likely to wear to the here it casino the new iphone 12 pro don't buy that it's [ __ ] just your real iphone you have now it's fine [Music] okay uh what could what would be what i gotta wear something comfortable and casual in your opinion what's the most important thing in life having fun and making memories having a respected well-paid career being surrounded by loved ones being the very best i can be getting back up when you've been knocked down gotta be having fun making memories the real answer was money by the way ah are you a risk taker always always i take every risk i can uh where would your ideal holiday destination be does it count if you live there [Music] does it count if you live there all right paris [Music] king of diamonds what [Music] i didn't i said my hearts was my favorite suit why did it give me diamonds [Music] you're the king of diamonds also known as the king of dices determined and authoritative you use your wisdom and influence to navigate the twists and turns of life we bet friends have sought you out for advice on more than one occasion bit of a rogue you aren't afraid to take chances in life either the king doesn't take any [ __ ] chances at all ever the king tells other people to take chances and if they work out then he benefits and if they don't then well they're dead [Music] king of diamonds my ass i'm the i'm the joker i'm the i'm the diamond i'm the joker of hearts i think it's [ __ ] that they didn't give the joker a full suit that's why they throw him out they don't even see his full potential he could be anything [Music] i'm the joker baby uh this sad ass music i don't want any more sad music okay now this never-ending mcdonald's menu quiz is harder than it seems if i don't 100 this i'm going to be really upset with myself okay what is this that is a big mac what is this there's a chicken mcnuggets mick fries what is this that's a hamburger wait yeah that's a cheeseburger make a breakfast did they not use that that feels like such a better way to say what that is a brick breakfast come on did i get the big bra why i wish it was that's a sausage sammy what is this it's a mcfl is this just if i can just basically pull out basic visual knowledge that's an a creamy that's a mcflurry with m m's is this just can you see or not mcflurry with oreo cookies what's this that's a quarter pounder with cheese that's a fillet of fish that's a ham that's a ham egg and cheese muffin that's an egg mcmuffin which is why pioneers ways to make lenses with three cutting edges i don't even know this is this is on red dead something red dead related all right this is uh that's a mcdouble wait a minute that's a big double it doesn't have mcdouble only has one piece cheese what's this now that's a double cheeseburger what's that that's not a mcchicken that's a buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich what's that that's a sausage mcmuffin that is a sausage mcmuffin with an egg what's that that's a those that's a mcgriddle you got a nope it's nope i don't get it what happened your taste in halloween candy will reveal your greatest fear in life i'm interested in this one like a sour halloween candy sour patch kids are okay but you can only have a few before they get gross fuzzy peaches i've never had them uh i think sour watermelon slices would be my favorite is here we need it do we need a hair appointment here okay okay uh pick a chocolate candy mars bars are amazing i would say mars bars kitkats are all right but mars bars for sure looking non-sour gummy candy uh gummy bears just dude it's just the original hair bros arrow bros are so much better than swedish fist swedish fish just stick to the top you bite into a swedish fish and you chew it like three times and it's like just that's it's your teeth now uh gummy bears like a classic candy that's gross this is the kind of [ __ ] you find like under the desk at school no halloween taffy no no tootsie pops like a lame halloween candy our smarties lame i mean good and plenty is pretty [ __ ] lame but smarties they're especially good [Music] i'm sorry mods that's my fault um ooh this is tough this is really hard actually i'm gonna pick runts because you can never find them anymore runs take the cake because you can find jolly ranchers are everywhere nerds everywhere sweet tarts are everywhere but runts only place you can find runts is it's a if there's only a quarter of them left in the big fishbowl and it's 50 cents and you get like six year old runs but i like them i wish they would uh well i i was gonna be runs sorry pick a pop culture focused halloween candy i love three musketeers it's just so fluffy it's the fluffiest candy oh [ __ ] popeye candy sticks i forgot about these i that that's cool pick a healthy halloween candy if you're giving out skinny pop popcorn on halloween you are a satan worshiper you hand it out and you're like okay kids see you later the door closes and you just like start a [ __ ] seance probably these justin's peanut butter cups okay what's my greatest fear holy [ __ ] that's true your greatest fear in life is loneliness nothing scares you more than being completely and utterly alone you welcome death but going to a movie wait you welcome death but going to a movie by yourself is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to you [ __ ] ah this has been more accurate than any horoscope i've ever read it seems kind of weird i got it right i can't lie what am i going to say it was not bits [ __ ] it's absolutely accurate okay stock market uh quiz let's put on some mario music for this why is this on here i don't know somebody somebody linked it in the discord so i clicked it okay pop quiz what's your stock iq what is the stock market a casino where you can gamble and win a lot of money well to some people it is some people at a marketplace where you can buy and sell shares of companies that's the correct answer place where farm animals are bought and sold a place is only for rich people to get richer well well those could be pretty accurate uh what's a fractional share uh the amount an entire company is worth in dollars no piece of a whole share which offers entry to stock market at affordable price it's that one a class is yeah the class i already got you the right answer fractional shares you can buy a quarter or a third or as much as you're comfortable uh you don't have to buy the whole share what is a bull market the sign that the stock market is closed no marketing which prices are going down that's a bear market sorry a rocket full of super aggressive traders true resident sleepers all right we don't okay bull markets when the markets are [ __ ] increasing stock prices are going up ipo is a when a company puts itself in the stock market for the first time it's a it's a public offering initial public offering coca-cola is the best performing stock at all time no it's berkshire hathaway what does s p stand for standards and poor's what type of investment is the safest uh a well-diversified portfolio true or false i should invest in something i've never heard of because my friend told me tool you would be stupid what's a dividend a dividend is when you get your payout for owning stock it's your shares whatever that's an earnings per share what's diversifications when you own pretty when you own a lot of shares of different companies you spread it all around why did i do this [Music] oh this is the one that i wanted to do what stock should you buy based on a personality quiz okay here we go do you tend to play it safe no there's 30 questions you're gonna drop viewers it's it's been two minutes okay how much do you know about the stock market i know a lot how much money do you make uh ding ding how much are you willing to invest ding ding is the stock market something you want to invest in for the long term nah [ __ ] it just give me something quick and risky how much money should you would you like to make through the stock market that's ring ding uh where do you check your email i don't use my email are you trendy no uh do you like to travel no i'd rather stay home would you like to invest in banks no how much of your income would you like to have in stocks ah maybe a little are you scared to invest in stock market not really would you like to educate yourself in the stock market no uh do you eat a lot of junk food yeah uh do you want to do you want to relate to the stock you're investing in i don't [ __ ] care it's going to make me money who gives a [ __ ] how important is it to have no name stock investment i read that again how important is it to have a known name stock investment i mean i guess it's kind of important if you need to know what the [ __ ] you're investing in who will manage your stocks i will are people you know invested in the stock market uh sometimes why are you investing in the stock market because someone told us smart which would you prefer a high risk how often do you check on stocks uh every single day are you spontaneous of course i am how many shares are willing to buy a ton do you save a lot of money yeah yeah how much are you willing to lose it's a lot are you going to invest alone what we're going to go into like a carpool of sharing shares no no no no no no no i'm going to invest no of course i'm going to invest alone how could have you been budgeting not very good how important is the integrity of the company you want to invest in did i make uh 30 it's kind of important do your magic ability to hold on what season do you plan on investing all of them you should invest in capital one no you shouldn't why would you do that i don't want to invest in a bank actually real what click it coward what hold on yeah you took a screenshot of my face so what no i don't want to invest in capital one wait there's only a few they're all banks jpmorgan chase capital one bank of america what's going on my face why is it why the cameras are [ __ ] up what's going on here why is it going like what's the refresh rates [ __ ] up i was doing this cut that out why is it doing that it's because i'm a hologram just turn myself green and start talking star wars stuff hey speaking of star wars why is it [ __ ] doing this how do i fix this how do i do this what's going on refresh rate is that 60 hertz what the [ __ ] are you doing man punch your camera earn all your lights it's lights oh i got it it's gone but now i'm all like wiggly this camera sucks i got it we're good right no more uh scan lines right oh we're good okay uh i don't want i'm not gonna invest in capital one this is i feel like somebody made this somebody made this because they own like a bunch of shares in all these banks and they're like maybe i guess these [ __ ] people to buy this [ __ ] that what's going on over there okay choose your weapon oh i don't know it's either gonna be electricity or it's gonna be the lightsaber it's lightsaber obviously what kind of childhood did you have oh this is a long one [ __ ] god okay okay okay all right can i just say uh i'm general grievous all right that's the guy sorry i most relate to next time for do who what marvel character we we know which marvel character matches your personality oh show the image i forgot this is a reddit quiz that's like that's like your annoyed cat i mean wrong one that's a wrong image oh [ __ ] man this is this is gross [ __ ] dude this is not real this is not real i refuse to believe that this is a real picture no it isn't and i mean it this time that's not a real picture it's not i know it isn't [Laughter] it's like you open up the door that's like the face that you make this is like how you feel and how you look uh when the raid ain't going so well it's been 12 hours and you're still at the first pull it's like dude can i please go eat can i do something else say look at me this is not even accurate holy [ __ ] that's so [ __ ] up which marvel character am i captain america okay the marvel superhero teams are where's the music [ __ ] you oh undertale undertale all right can i say i'm gonna say this and i i i think it's accurate [Music] the undertale soundtrack could be one of the best one of the top probably three soundtracks in any video game probably like top five at least somewhere in the top three it just is okay whether you like this game or like i don't like that i like the fan base i don't like them whatever this these songs are objectively like [ __ ] banging minecraft and undertale those yeah you're right those are pretty high okay if you if i had you just like in a room and you had like a blindfold on and you had like like a thing covering your ears and like you didn't you didn't know what this was if i was like all right take it off take the head take the headphones off take the uh eye shield off and you heard this i was like what do you think it'd be like right i like it it's good this is good and then i say hey you know what that's from right no what is this from super mario 2 no is it from earthbound no where's it from then it's from undertale i can't i can't like it i just can add in the middle of that you'll receive song 500 all right let's go this okay the the marvel superhero teams are all drafting in new members which one do you want to be a part of nobody wants to be on the fantastic four no because there's only four of you and if there's a job that has to be done one of those four people has to do it that would suck i want to be on the x-men because there's like 40 of us and if somebody has to go do something hey we got we need like three magic users and a guy with a big fist and like crystal uh explosives it's like okay that could be like eight different people i can stay home oh okay like uh gambit and cyclops and beast you guys you got that right i can stay here just play [ __ ] fortnite okay go for it man like hey i'll do i'll get the next one like tomorrow if you're on the fantastic four you gotta do [ __ ] every day nope x-men you can't like lounge on the couch if you're mr fantastic you can't like put that on somebody else what motivates you this is [ __ ] two and a half hours old i'm gonna need another one do you even have did i buy two i did uh i i suppose i won't have friends and [ __ ] all right tonight's the night you're going on your third date with the most perfect person in the world what did i tell you all the viewers here this is i told you what makes uh what makes them attractive to you oh hold on let's get back over here uh what's what makes them attractive it's sarcastic and woody they have a strong moral compass they got a wicked charm they're super smart they're really rich they're super ripped they can keep a secret they just have this dark intensity to them when it comes to relationship would you ever date another superhero yes absolutely i need someone who understands my lifestyle no way it's too dangerous i'm not really interested i feel like i feel like the answer is probably yeah because like if i levitate the like the pizza rolls across the living room they're not going to be freaked out by that they're going to be like okay you're a dick but if i do that in front something that doesn't have powers they're going to be like couldn't you couldn't just get up no i couldn't just get up why couldn't you just get up look i've got [ __ ] superpowers i don't have to get up you would never understand okay if you had it your way you i could have it by the way or burger king but i wouldn't want to go i wouldn't want to have it my way there i'd want to go to mcdonald's i'm going to go through the drive-thru and just drive through it and go to the mcdonald's next door uh what was what would your last meal be last meal candy no maybe something like it's like a was like a steak dinner or something fast food you suspect someone close to you has betrayed you what do you do trick them into confessing please give me loki please give me loki please give me loki please i'm going to do everything that loki would do so i get loki and then i can share it uh hold on uh give them the benefit of the doubt kill them before they do any damage destroy them of course aren't these the same confront them about this terrible rumor find a way to use this to my advantage i'll just have a few words with them over drinks doctor doom has stolen the powers of the silver surfer and taken over the world how will you stop him i mean [ __ ] i'm on the x-men call somebody else i'll stay oh yeah i'll get up yeah oh you already got up hey oh jubilee already got up all right yeah no go for it is i don't have any [ __ ] powers i lied to my application okay doctor doom stole the powers of the too much sonic the hedgehog no no halo no no battlefield 1 no come on something good kill zone three no mario odyssey oh my goodness this is the one i want okay so doctor stole the powers of the silver surfer and taking over the world how we stop him since doctor doom is bound by honor i tried to reason with him and he didn't work at peace force i'd fight him i'm smarter than him my ego demands well that depends the person i love in danger i'll always try to do the right thing that means getting my butt handed to me i'd join the fantastic four and work as a team the situation's bigger than me no you wouldn't no you wouldn't we just did we just discussed this i would try to reason with doctor doom first oh you just got caught driving too fast and now you got a speeding ticket what do you do i'd say thank you officer and pay the fine please the police officer would be putty in my hands i could talk them out of anything i'd rip the ticket up flip off the cop and be on my merry way i try to make the cop laugh and get out of the ticket but if that didn't work i'd accept it and move on i would i would talk i would please what's your favorite part about being a superhero having the coolest toys meeting other people like me i always thought i was alone these are my powers to help others who can't help themselves i kind of like the mystery aspect of it i better not get superman that's boring uh one of your co-workers is always putting you down what do you do about it okay is the co-worker also a superhero or is it just like i'm working in the office is it just is a superhero are we also is it x-men is it an ex-character i'd pull the person aside and talk to them privately find out what's really going on you know i can only take so much before i explode i'll just walk away i've got bigger fish to fry i just write back to them and make them cry i'd take whatever they say as a compliment and defuse the situation i turned their insult into a joke and then we would all laugh at them nick fury has asked you to represent shield and go out to dinner with a very important client that turned in a different way oh nick fury has asked you to represent shield and go on a very important mission actually this is perfect for me [Music] me can i do that one the only catch the breath is atrocious ah can i be the guy that goes up to the dinner and that's fine i don't have to get in harm's way okay their breath is terrible i'd ignore their breath and pay for the meal i'd cancel the dinner and order takeout i can't stand annoying smelly people i'd politely offer a mint and say this is a rare candy from another dimension that must be enjoyed it might be that one because then you can laugh you can laugh about that you give them the mint and you both go like it's an altoids and you're in and everything's fine and like they're good that would work i'd end the meal quickly and say sorry but nick fury needs me to save the world that would be this one you have a big day planned at work but wake up with a cold what do you do hmm roll back and ben get some rest does know i'm going to work today suck it up and go to work no call my boss atlanta i'm sick that i can work remotely i'm going back to bed what's your relationship to large family gatherings like holidays and family reunions i i think they're great i like them i like going to faith pick one thing from a fairy tale to have with you in everyday life what is it why would you carry on a poison apple a genie that grants three wishes a magical singing voice a ton of woodland friends a poison apple okay this is the only one that cannot be obtained normally you can make a shitload of woodland friends you can have a bunch of you go to the woods and make like friends of the squirrels and [ __ ] just bring like seeds and nuts with you they all like you you can train to be a singer and you could just put poison in an apple like this is the only one you cannot get normally i'm getting three wishes oh it's far cry the game that i lied about skip it okay we're at uh it's time to get deep at least when it comes to exploration that's right we're making you pick deep sea or deep space where would you rather explore deep sea man the deep deep space is just i feel like it's a bunch of nothing it's just a bunch of like colors and little lights and [ __ ] and that's cool but there's creatures we haven't even seen before in the deep sea it would be so interesting to be under there and just like lie on the ground and look at all the sharks and stuff and all of the weird deep-sea animals deep space is too much it's too much to do it would freak me out i'd be like oh cool deep space i guess it's going to take me like 30 years to go from here to there even if i fly with my superpowers it's like six million light years away where i could just go like two miles deep and see a weird fish that one we promised this question won't make you evaporate when we snap our fingers thanks for the [ __ ] spoiler buzzfeed had your quiz uh pick an infinity stone time i have time it's time how would you rate your relative cleanliness i can do this again and again and again forever why is that minus two time stone's the best stone you can do whatever you want you can [ __ ] manipulate anything i could go back in time and like gain a thousand pounds just for fun and then go back and [ __ ] do it again and get skinny i could do whatever i want i can do whatever the [ __ ] i want i could go back in time and i could like i could go forward in time to see what happens and just go back and then fix it and then go forward again and then get stuck oh would you rate your relative cleanliness there's a few there's a little bit of clutter okay avenger didn't pick that by the way while you're just making me an avenger and i said x-men [ __ ] if you weren't a superhero what would your job be teacher first responder a spy a truck it would be a truck driver i just wanted something i could just i would just drive on the road and just be me in the road uh which animal is your soul mate what animal do you feel like you most relate to dolphin dog rhinoceros monkey grizzly bear hawk where's the clydesdale i love i love birds i do or is it like one of my favorite animals i love crows i love ravens i like hawks like they're really really interesting falcons and stuff uh is crazy though [ __ ] how would you describe the art in your home uh i have a pain i have one picture of super mario doing growing in intensity pop art does any part of being the president sound appealing to you no no all these things suck but what's the worst thing that could happen to you on a date you're not physically attracted to them all they do is talk about themselves they complain a lot they have no manners they're boring they can't hold a conversation one of us forgets their wallet they're into astrology that's probably this one because that's just [ __ ] awkward because then it makes the other person have to pay for the meal and then it's like oh [ __ ] well looks like it's gonna be you take one of these foods congratulations you're now eating only this food for the rest of your life hope you choose wisely but what did you choose all right for the rest of my life let's break this down steak is just protein it's just meat not enough i couldn't do it grilled cheese is just dairy that's just like filling and heavy no pizza could work tomato sauce is just technically tomato cheese you get the bread you got a protein with the cheese maybe sushi i don't know if i want to eat sushi every day though i feel like it really it would i'd probably get sick if i ate it too much that's like that could be like it could be green onions uh thanksgiving turkey does that include the rest of the vixens though is that thanksgiving turkey and the mayo the cranberry sauce the mashed potatoes the gravy is the thanksgiving dinner is it just thanksgiving turkey it's just turkey okay pasta no i'd you you'd puke okay sandwiches is the answer here sandwich could be anything you could have a turkey sandwich you could have a ham sandwich you could have just put anything between two pieces of bread and you call it sandwich you could put celery and onions in between bread and it's a sandwich it could be anything you could get all your food groups that way that'd be easy what social faux pas really grates your gears the most what sends you into a blind rage for no reason okay i've done this i've done this i don't know about that i've done this i've done this not that one people feel the need to play devil's advocate in every situation i'll be phone addict man i'll be phone i mean come on put your phone down like we're out doing something together we're having a good time put the phone down put down the phone get to be iron man i get to be iron man you are not afraid to just go for it whatever it may be yes you're arrogant but no i'm not but that's only because you've accomplished so many things in life if life gives you lemons you'll find a way to revolutionize the entire lemon industry before breakfast insanely competitive you're married to your job and if you did happen to get married to an actual person we're willing to bet they'd have something to do with your job you can be a prick but you're willing to sacrifice everything to help other people and that's not insignificant share your results with your friends i'm not a billionaire though it's funny because i started playing gta today sure muscle milk helps build muscles i don't know if that's even accurate what that person just said okay uh kid ichirous uprising iron man i'm okay with it robo robo prick oh wait this is another one this is the same quiz and i just like reduced in brightness okay uh let's do this one quick which trait do you find do what do you most value in people you admire i'll see if i can get um tony stark again oh okay uh create creativity next question okay choose your happy place you find zen uh at home i do use your solution when problems arise how do you battle them with humor here's your event what's your favorite sporting event baseball it's not even on here wrestling it was your potential you you perform at your best when you feel um powerful innovative choose your beast if you could shape shift into any animal what could you shape shift into this is just the same exact quiz eagle who's your quality what describes you best who's your jam what type of music do you like who's your power what's your greatest strength my dedication my spirit my judgment my ambition my physique my spirit my dedication my ideas choose your layer where would you like to be secret lair city apartment mansion skyscraper anywhere but here a secret location i don't even know where i don't know batman tony stark did you guys crash this [ __ ] website too okay it was tony stark jesus [ __ ] ads your children of what metal gear solid character are you your children are being unruly to get them to behave do you burn their eggs am i am am i like a moth what and are we like an animal right in a locker this quiz sucks okay i would your children being unruly inspire obedience through a rousing speech about children without a nation this is just each one of these is a character all right i'm going to endure it because they're my kids burn their eggs if you were in command of a group of soldiers what tactics would you use to defeat your enemy or their eggs uh train my men hard by having them live on an abandoned ocean platform hey that's snake by the way that's snake's dad big snake big snake senior what's his name take over a nuclear decommissioning facility and capture warheads oh leave the group behind you work just burn their eggs what's your favorite guilty pleasure it's talking to myself in the mirror oh is your relationship with your friends oh my friends often end up okay i need more i need something else your most life-changing sleep is about what's underneath this is a casper mattress they're all the same mattress there's like six of them that are the same [ __ ] foam latex foam mattress there's like seven of them they're all good okay all of them are good there's like purple there's casper there's like a whisper whatever it is there's like four of them they're all good they're all fine whatever one you get just add one just get one if you want one if you have you want a bit of sleep sure buy one of them all right here's the next one okay all right we're getting we're getting an encore a double oh yeah okay my friends i burned my friends eggs what's your favorite animal eggs a chicken it's a bird what did i get wait this isn't this a meme from metal gear you are not good at cooking eggs also google image search if you turn some terrible things what ninja turtle character are you okay i i know which one i am already let's just go with this the best part about these quizzes especially ones on some of these like kids websites is some kid will watch ninja turtles and they'll be so happy to be able to take a quiz to see who they are and it maybe they'll get their favorite character which is michelangelo so these quizzes just give the kid every oh whatever michelangelo would do they click on it and they just get to be michelangelo it's genius so let's i'm michelangelo let's get it okay what do you do to prepare for a mission man i'd relax and grab something to eat man pick a hobby no i don't have any hobbies dude which of these enemies are you worried about probably yeah i don't know hypnopotomy sounds crazy dude pick a quote that was easy oh my gosh i've always liked cowabunga dude you have to make the rehearsal that's a donny thing to say donnie that was easy that's raphael oh my gosh i don't know cowabunga that's michelangelo pick a pizza topping anything man how are you feeling today okay i i where i'm a boy how old are you uh i'm older than 16 man i'm not under six how you feeling today this is just data okay wait the quiz which one of your family members do you find the most annoying okay who does michelangelo find the most annoying leonardo right because he has all the rules leonardo pick a type of turtle uh um a no man what weapon are you going to use totally using the nunchucks man how do you describe your personality ah i'm a little weird man someone tells you the hideout is under attack what do you do something else i'll do it from an adventure oh no way go like a ladder what fortnite skin are you how many more of these are left okay thank god there's not very many okay you're playing battle royale squad mode and you're flying over the map in the bus do you leap out because i have no fear just wait a little longer there's no rush stay in the battle bus as i have snacks [Music] michelangelo go out to buy a new jumper what color code do you favor blue what's your favorite holiday of the year summer what's your favorite film genre comedy what type of music are you most likely to listen to ah the defense like pop don't data mind me you're playing fortnite and your teammate comes under attack what do you do about that do everything you can to help your teammate get into a flap i'm too old to know what that is erm distract your enemies pretend to be a big jelly baby okay that sounds funny i guess which pet would you like to have the most crow oh yeah would you most like to eat i have no time to eat on the battlefield but i might have some crisps english this test is english slice of cake vegetable fingers baked beans burger which item of clothing do you prefer to wear uh i don't know hats you're trapped on a desert island what one item do you take with you an inflatable house oh i get to be ripley we're not sure why but when we see this fortnite skin we want a bowl of jelly i should probably would pick that next your answer to these would you rather questions will reveal what you were in your past life pretty good uh what's this one what's a halo 2 diablo which what diablo though that's a big that's important okay i'll stay on this all right for your birthday would you rather receive cash or gifts honey would you rather live at the top of a big city apartment building or at the top of a mountain this is so basic and simple it's just like it's like you were a big shitty millionaire in a city would you rather end hunger or hatred oh [ __ ] this is hard hunger would you rather be poor or and work in a job you love or rich and work at a job you hate oh i don't porn workers job you don't love working job you like would you rather be on a survival reality show or a dating game show this one i could make funny i would i would get okay hear me out survival reality show is hard and difficult and i have to like go crawl through like mud and [ __ ] and like limbo under like electrical wires and and eat bugs and stuff no this one dating game show i can be like a viral video meme for a few weeks i could i could like do something weird and be like the weird person that they say no not you you don't get the rose and i would like do a weird like dance or something i'd get viral for a week and that would that doesn't take very much would you rather eat pizza or ice cream is the only food for eternity about pizza would you rather be locked in an amusement park or a library a library because there's endless fun here you have to ride the swing ride every day you could find something new every day if you wanted to you have to ride the same roller coaster every day library would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about it all i really don't care either way i i'd rather that's fine i was a musician in my past life you're calm and laid back you love music and how it impacts the people around you i don't you typically voice out your opinions or send messages through a song kind of like our new follower oop uber muffin thank you for the follow we really free she i won't do it definitely was not a musician in my past life i was a frog what do all right i'm starting to get exhaustion from these quizzes what's your baby naming personality we only have like four more i know this is a good time to go pee it's been i'm gonna pee and go get another one of these i'll be right back oh i have to do chubby bunny today too just stay tuned that's just scared this [ __ ] on me this is scary music okay i'll be back just gonna go pee and then get another uh drink that is not to be named because it has a name that's people it's like voldemort okay let's see in a minute [Music] [Music] [Music] i think so whatever ah i'm gonna make a noise right now oh what is this oh that's the ludwig thing oh no it's not i thought it was i didn't look over from uh bloodborne [Laughter] it's a 10k andy get the [ __ ] out of here come on take the bdsm test no thank you i don't think i'm gonna do that on camera no thanks we got we got ludwig subs here ludwig's a good dude all right let's go do it or no balls why i'm not going to take like a what kind of sexual things no no and here's the reveal the phantom of the [ __ ] opera you see how ugly he is with the light on okay what what kind of baby am i gonna have what is it [ __ ] dracula choosing a name for your baby can feel like an overwhelming responsibility it's likely to be a reflection of your lifestyle we got family feud coming up soon here guys you realize that we've got hive mind that we're gonna play you guys have no idea how [ __ ] cool this game is we're stalling until we get to hive mind and chubby bunny all right uh okay what's your baby naming personality take the quiz and find out then get ideas for baby names what type of films do you like to watch my kid's name is greg next uh anything with a good review whatever the hottest new release is um i don't know things that are reviewed well free baby your dream holiday was lazing on the beach of beside the hotel pool definitely not backpacking definitely not road trip definitely lazing around on the beach greg is a good boy what what would your dream date involve no clubs i can't talk to i want to be able to talk to you a moonlight stroll and dancing under the stars that's too me me hot air balloon let's go no that's too adventurous no it'd be dinner but i could be both they could be both maternity outfit best appeals to you what do you mean like if i see somebody wearing maternity clothes uh okay the sundress i made from myself from organic cotton i made this dress for this person um something comfortable marvel ultimate alliance this i thought that was baby shark for a second oh oh i don't play rocket league uh this is just this is just a regular this is just a song i mean i don't want the vod's gonna get nuked uh there we go luigi's mansion that's good all right let's go uh what's your favorite pregnancy relaxation activity oh i get it i get it this is uh if i was pregnant okay uh spa day your favorite cure for morning sickness is hypnotism i don't know what type of nappies do you plan to use like i'm taking is that like a cute way to say nappy like i'm taking a nap disposable nappies no this is diapers this is english to spread another english test what's with all the english tests okay it would be uh eco-friendly disposable nappies [Music] where will your baby sleep in a sturdy okay i thought it sit in a sturdy safe uh in a sturdy safe classic design sure when your baby arrives how will you transport them i am in my arms like celebrities do in the same pram my in the same in the same pram me mum use for me you're finally at 40 weeks but your baby doesn't seem to be in a hurry to come out what do you do eat spicy food send vibes to my baby that it's all right to come up sure because what else are you gonna do congratulations you've completed the quiz now look back at your answers oh [ __ ] and come on you don't even have like an algorithm [Music] a a three a's four a's five a's it's a your baby naming person [ __ ] this quiz pretend to be a toddler for a day and will reveal your nostalgic cartoon personality twin okay it's time to wake up as a toddler what time do you rise and shine okay first that was weird ah 7 30 or later i'm a light riser what's for breakfast ooh no chocolate chip pancakes froot loops maybe toast no smoothie it's fruit loops it's fruit loops what show are you going to watch sesame street done what toy will you play with toy cars what's for lunch macaroni and cheese definitely who's an outdoor activity swinging sandbox too dirty too too gritty and i don't like it cringy um slide jumping probably slider jumping swinging actually scares the [ __ ] out of me anytime that i see a kid like swinging on a swing and they go up really high i'm like i have a panic attack every time they dig it at the apex they go like uh don't go don't fall ah [ __ ] oh don't don't get hurt i don't like swings i don't like them something who's a snack oh ground up hooves uh popsicle probably gum popsicles definitely what's for dinner chicken it's bath time to choose a bath toy it's probably fishies what time do you go to sleep probably around eight i could say i'm arthur you're smart loyal and self-proclaimed nerd a baby okay a toddler cannot be a smart loyal self-proclaimed nerd you love playing video games and watching superheroes like a toddler doesn't have a twitter account that says that in their bio okay you love playing video games and watching superhero shows in your free time you would never let anyone hurt your friends and family and two what am i gonna do you'd never let anyone hurt your friends and family you would stay there like this okay when you're like less than three years old you're essentially a bag of sand what am i gonna do if somebody's like fighting my friend okay this is dr phil's personality test now now hold on a second you're gonna take my personality test you're gonna sit down and you're gonna you're gonna enjoy it sit down now what time of the day do you feel your best is it in the morning is it in the afternoon or in the early evening or is it late at night bill i don't want to be on your show when do you feel your best i feel doctor hey can i call you doctor can't i'll call you phil uh phil i i'm somewhere into the early afternoon and early evening usually wha do that again he's got a [ __ ] awesome theme song though this does everybody wait a second okay this is a perfect opportunity for this there's a show on netflix and it's called the american bible study show it stars jeff foxworthy and it's about like you you you get on the show and you've come with a family and you do a trivia for the bible and and christianity and stuff right whatever that's not important at all the theme song to this show is [ __ ] insane we have to listen to it because i cannot comprehend why this theme song is the way that it is it's time to play it american bible study theme song are you ready no it's not what's it called american bible showdown do they even have this what's it called american what american bible challenge there it is you're not gonna believe this [ __ ] american bible challenge dude nobody has the theme song it's an intro or something it's um it's crazy american bible challenge intro it's jeff foxworthy okay i think this is this a whole episode to the competition [ __ ] i need this does anybody can can we find this theme song open netflix i don't have netflix on my computer it's a fake show no it's no it's not you got it american bible challenge song no this is not it you got it somebody got it use the browser i don't have no idea what my next password is i have no clue what my netflix password is [ __ ] i need you guys to hear this no stop you're gonna stop looking like slaps and [ __ ] i gotta find a way to do this please some i need to show this no not not no not national bible quiz for seniors no you got it no this one this one this one somebody's gonna find it i just need the intro godzilla fart i just need the intro to the show american bible challenge you're killing me how is this not here from your own video no no no no no no please somebody please i can't spend all day on this this is it is this it now three teams are a thing for either people wanting it's not it it's not it it's the theme song to the show you got it that's it this is it all right everybody calm down everybody relax are you ready for this crazy ass theme song please play sorry an unexpected error occurred give me a [ __ ] break why what american bible challenge come on sorry an unexpected error occurred jeremy jeremy jeremy i swear to god this better be real i gotta move on it's a broken link oh this is i this is so important too this [ __ ] was so important i got to move on i'll find a way to i'll find a way i'll find a way i promise i'll don't [ __ ] move i'm gonna go record it on my iphone it's here but why can't i play it that's cause i have a vpn on i'm so [ __ ] mad right now why can't i use daily motion with a vpn why the one day i turn on my [ __ ] vpn sit wait is this is this real i gotta mute that [ __ ] audio because this could be like a screamer hold on yes you got it okay this is it ladies and gentlemen we're about to listen to the intro to american bible challenge are you is the ready bible challenge how [ __ ] terrible was that everybody put your hands up everybody just stand up everybody put your hands up everybody just stand up everybody everybody put your hands up everybody just stand up what does this have to do with god and it's jeff foxworthy singing the song it has to be right that's jeff foxworthy this is the american bible challenge [Music] that's like the safest song i've ever heard in my life that's definitely jeff foxworthy singing that by the way i think it might be like a joke he might be it might be like a big joke he's like a comedian it's in one of your videos is it really that yeah somebody said it that sounds royalty free everybody just stand up everybody put your hands up everybody just stand up everybody put your hands up you that's the first part of a chorus like everybody stand up and wave your arms around everybody just put your hands up right it's not you you're doing the first part of the chorus it actually is in the video retail media by criticism are you smarter than god it's actually in one of my videos by appearing on the world stage it's the intro to this video this guy's scary i wouldn't want this guy on this set yellow where is [Applause] i just spit all over you i didn't even i did not look i did not know this was an intro i didn't see this one hold on a minute [Music] you should be scared every time forget about this skip this single time that you are outside those walls this guy's scary i wouldn't want this little challenge here uh i'm gonna keep this golf guy i'm jeff foxworthy and this is the american bible challenge [Music] let's do options first i [ __ ] can't even do it anymore guys anyways yes it's it's like the first part of a chorus and they just say it like six times and then the show starts i've seen like eight episodes of this show everybody just stand up okay all right put your hands up okay everybody just stand up jeff i already am put your hands up jeff they're up just stand up i'm standing and my hands are up what's up what should i do now should i praise god nope just stand up i can't it's [ __ ] crazy i love it though it's like my favorite theme song anyways dr phil's uh i almost said i said dr phil's community subs like he gave a shitload all right you guys stand up your hands up yet okay you usually walk fairly fast i need some music let me get some music on for this just had to hear it again to make sure it was real okay uh we had an ost going i lost it there's so many links here we go okay ost we're going back to mega man no dead by daylight spoiler i never played it oh doctor dooms battle no [Music] mario galaxy two this is way too [ __ ] loud i'm sorry okay here we go you usually walk fast and we got by the way black cherry we're going to try this one [Music] dmca what [Music] if i get dmca claimed for everybody put your hands up everybody stand up that would be pretty weird right that would be strange okay i gotta do this test you usually walk fairly fast with small steps less fast head down is there a meme about this uh no there's a meme where it's like it's like the virgin right no i i walk asked with long no small steps when talking to people you stand with your arms folded have your hands clasped have one or both of your hands at your hips not try to push the person to whom you're talking to [Music] play with your ear or hair that's his grape i just did a k-pop dance arms folded hands clasped on your hips push away ear hair okay which one i i usually say i usually kind of like this like no i don't do that [Music] i definitely touch my hair all the time okay when relaxing you sit with your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side your legs i usually sit like with one like i usually sit with like my legs crossed like this like that [Music] but not like crossed crossed like like like the shoe is this way you know what i mean not like at the knee i'm talking about like shoe kind of crossed over okay uh when somebody really amuses you you react with a laugh but not i usually laugh a little bit not i don't react that strongly when you go to a party or a social gathering you make a loud entrance so that everyone notices you i don't want to do that like a quiet entrance looking around for someone you know yeah i usually kind of be like where the [ __ ] is mike that's not mike and you have like a 30 rack and you're like [ __ ] these [ __ ] are gonna drink all my beers i know it mike all right you're working very hard concentrating hard and you're interrupted you i welcome the break it's all right which of the following colors do you like the most and aqua i like aqua [Music] queen when you are in a bad when you're in a bed at night in those last few moments before you go to sleep you are stretched out on your back stretched out face down on your side curled yeah like i'm on my side curled up and i'm going i'm out oh i feel like i would get suffocated you often dream that you are fighting or struggling searching for something flying or floating usually it's usually it is like fighting or like searching it's usually searching okay dr phil quiz me results of your how do others perceive you quiz from dr phil you scored a total of 45 the lively center of attention others see you as fresh lively charming amusing practical and always interesting someone who's constantly in the center of attention but sufficiently well balanced not to be let going into their like all things should be they also see you as a kind considerate understanding someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out oh wow i didn't want to get 0 to 20. didn't want to get 60 and up yeah between 30 and 60 is where you want to be in dr phil's uh quiz i i think it's pretty accurate what's next this on here for fun i just i i wanted to put this on here for fun are you the imposter just kind of suss i okay i hate the internet i [ __ ] hate this place you know what i mean okay uh are you the imposter or you just kind of suss all right um [Music] suss i know you i have to do this i'm sorry i have to do this i have to be this way i have to be this way i have to be this way by now you've probably heard of among us a party game where you play a little astronaut crew member being hunted by an imposter or you play as the imposter it's an incredibly fun and addictive way to lose friends anyway here's a quiz to find out if you're the imposter or not because you've been acting a little sus oh you can see me doing that i hate that i hate when i do like a voice and you can see my face [ __ ] off what all right fine i'll do it quick satisfying oh i don't know empty the garbage can where were you oh i was at admin oh who do you think is sauce i think it's wild red oh you're not the imposter it was red i just played among us and won okay moving on what make a milkshake and we'll tell you which among us character you are okay we're gonna do it quick we're gonna do a quick uh we'll start with uh i thought this is gonna be way way funnier for people banana and um uh banana and fudge brownie and we're gonna use coconut milk and we're gonna put uh we're gonna put cookies on it and uh we're gonna have a fun straw i'm purple cool that was fun okay i don't want to take the fishing quiz i don't care okay pick some everyone's favorite okay uh this is lunatones characters looney tunes looney tunes luke wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up looty tunes character looney tunes not among us anymore this is going to tell me what looney tunes persona i am this is oh this yeah this is the title of the stream we finally got here pick something for breakfast cheers to that don't drink it fast that's stupid scrambled eggs are breakfast sandwiches waffles are too messy and they're too heavy donuts are not good for you pancakes are two it's you can't you eat one and then you throw you when you throw it away it's not good french toast sticks every time look those of you that want to talk [ __ ] about my pancake preference how many times have you ever gone to get breakfast talking to you and you eat one pancake and you go oh that's enough i'm done oh there are hold on i can like fan through the rest of them there's like four others here never but then you got like the bacon and you have whatever else the sides were you get toast and [ __ ] pancakes is too much i'll take one pancake please one pancake this big and i want it as a side i don't want it as a main course i want it as a side not the main thing [Music] it's a breakfast sandwich i'll pick something called lunch am i so am i this boring that's just sandwiches every day sandwiches all day probably tacos i love tacos tacos first food pick something for dinner okay uh pulled pork sandwich holy [ __ ] that sounds pretty good right now pick a color green like an animal [Music] pick a random word crazy pick a tv show i like spongebob phineas and ferb no scooby-doo rugrats yes future rum these are actually okay if you take out phineas and ferb this is a hard one like i can just i could take phineas fur but just literally just go like that and i don't care uh bob's burgers i i think bob's burgers would be next in line for any of me just to be like no and then probably scooby-doo so i've narrowed this down to spongebob futurama and rugrats rugrats i grew up on this show so of course i'm gonna love it futurama is the best matt groaning show it's not the [ __ ] simpsons and it's not that new one whatever the [ __ ] that one is enchantment or whatever not that one it's this one uh so it's probably going to come down too because this is just nostalgia rose colored nostalgia eyeballs spongebob and futurama no it's not [Music] uh it's spongebob it's spongebob pick a cookie this is gonna another this is another process of elimination dark chocolate it's gross uh don't like it chocolate chip maybe peanut butter unbelievable peanut butter chocolate chip though no just chocolate chip are they gonna be soft no crunchy cookies are all throw up like a movie genre i don't like dark chocolate it's too it's too heavy it's too much it tastes almost like bitter and sour it's i don't like the flavor i i would you know i like dark chocolate shavings on top of whipped cream that's on like a sundae i know it's supposed to be i know but look i look and some people like to drink like triple bold black coffee and okay you that's cool i just want something i just wanted a little lighter like i like a blonde roast sometimes okay movies genre comedy take a picture of a bunny definitely the funny wide-angle lens one the day of the week okay most people would say a weekend but i'm gonna have to give you i'm gonna flip this on here i'm gonna say thursday the reason why thursday is the best day of the week is because friday yes friday's great it's the end of the week and there's like the weekend but thursday lets you anticipate the friday because you know on friday you're gonna feel great so thursday is like all right here we go friday's tomorrow and it prepares your brain like thursday's best day of the week here comes friday i'm looking forward to it he's a jobless streamer i'm a waiter what are you talking about i actually said this yesterday that i would i was daffy duck um daffy duck and donald duck what's the difference they both get angry and scream who's smarter okay i think i would i'd rather be donald duck because daffy duck uses firearms doesn't he i want to be donald duck daffy ducks like crazy and then they're episodes where daffy duck like shoots bugs bunny donald never does that he just kind of freaks out and spins around in a circle and people ignore him i'm a donald i'm a donald duck donald kills someone in kingdom hearts okay [Music] okay okay if you can get a seven out of eight on this horse facts test you were a horse girl no he did it he did what it's time for more horse-themed quizzes horse girl germa omega low why donald please play hive mind i'm here for i'm here for a while man i i'm not leaving anytime soon all right so what this is just how much how much i know about horses what's the average lifespan of a horse i don't have any goddamn idea at all i have no idea you could have told me that fish live longer than horses like a goldfish and i'd be like i guess that makes sense they're huge it's probably this 14 to 19 i would say 14 to 19 years wrong 25 to 30. okay which of these uh gates is the fastest gallop which of these photos depicts dressage it's all just the same picture from different angles oh this is this is conker's bad fur day i know this one okay uh what is dressage is this i think i don't know this one uh okay whatever which of these is not a term for a young horse philly what kind of saddle is pictured here an english saddle or a western saddle the western saddle what color is this horse is this his trick question it's white now [ __ ] that gandalf rode around with that thing that's white how is that gray gray that's spray paint white which of these horses is wearing a halter both of them what do you call this hair on the horse's forehead uh withers you got one out of eight right you are not a horse girl i mean someone's gotta keep horse girls in check you hold the line why is that my why do i have to do that [Music] he scored better than three percent of quiz takers wait what i'm in the bottom three percent that's kind of that kind of sucks [Music] what even what's even left okay this is you have ten questions to prove you're not stupid this is so okay this is so dumb all right how many bones are there in the human body two and two or six yes nine plus eight is nine ten eleven twelve thirteen four fifty six seven seventeen uh during childbirth the baby travels from the uterus through the what before it exits the body for the it doesn't go through your urethra oh is the symbol for which element on the periodic table gold [ __ ] oxygen during which month gains which month gains a day during a leap year february in which ward did the u.s win his independence that would be the revolutionary war how many planets are in the solar system it's uh is this pre pluto being disrespected or post pluto being disrespected post uh which of these words is spelled correctly which of them is spelled correctly vacuum [Music] which of the following is not a continent like santa and finally approximately how long has it been since the dinosaurs went extinct six point five hundred million years [Music] all right that's 7 out of 10. the glongos test find out what glungus you are your spirit glongos so bald what's your happy place uh streaming on twitch this is this somebody linked me this one this is a discord meme uh what's your happy place uh spending time fishing in a in grilling baby uh probably war i need warm and cozy what game console speaks to the most this is discord cringe also the last one i think uh what game console speaks to you the most the 3do that's not a real console whatever's on hand dreamcast console pc i'll take them all gamer pc with a grimy little keyboard consoles can't talk idiot i'm going to pick the dreamcast it's the only one on here that's an actual thing what's a cool name that you may or may not have theodor zinski termi sylvester destiny any name what's a name that you may not have i don't know my name's that's sylvester what's your preferred twitch emote i've kind of really started to really really be into mankas have you ever been outside of your home country no where do you see yourself in five years dead um i don't know maybe still doing this maybe it depends if i'm still having fun maybe yeah sure switch defense uh have you ever seen a grown man naked okay well ha ha whatever you say you are about to find out what a glongos you are are you excited i what is aglungus the og you are the original glongos your rock solid down to earth personality will get you far somebody educate me on what this is what's uncle longus what is it it's [ __ ] stupid it's discord cringe okay but what but what is it a galungus is a hold on somebody had it the longest is a glove filled with water so what the type of gland you're from the glendular region so it's that's just what it is but what made that what happened why did that become something that people share okay i'm going to say okay what is a glongos lungus dude okay it's a latex glove filled with water that's one nice glungus you have there yeah man it's my five one of the night i'm hoping to pop this one is massive will you pop it is it okay hold on i gotta ask this sex thing this is not like a sex thing right am i all laughing because i'm saying like the sex thing like oh it's a galungus you're like yeah i don't know you like spray it on you i don't know i don't know i don't know okay well that's it coming up

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