Jerma Streams - Murder House

i'm just trying to be very quiet so i don't scare anybody hi oh hold on very cool that nice relaxing music is about to be replaced with some scary shit so this is a game that i'm actually scared to play because i feel like it's going to be insanely loud let me ask you this i have to ask you should i turn this down to one percent no so is this one is this gonna like blow up my ears no i'm so scared you have no idea this game is way too dank whatever okay let's do this i'll do it right here for now it's a puppet combo turn it all the way down turn the filter off 20 door turns brightness um huh what the fuck which one should i put on 16 millimeter is cool that is kind of cool 16 millimeter psx crt none none none scan lines one just normal please hurts my eyes let me do psx and turn this off let me see how that looks new game i think let's try that prologue murder house i mean i feel like we're gonna have to play the prologue that looks fine that's not my mic don't people are going to be complaining about that that's not me get my green tea okay kid you're next how do i move come on kid get your ass up there that's not my mic smile kid say cheese cheese easter turn the volume down volumes of way down i must have fallen asleep just turn down how do i move oh i thought it was first person okay that's weird all right hold on why is it no sound i'm so paranoid about the audio i don't think it's supposed to be audio right now mom is the mall closed i can hear it just low it's going to be loud yeah i know just be just be ready for it it's gonna be horrible it's gonna be terrible just be ready for it oh you can do dolly and fps which one which one would you prefer fps or the kind of old resident evil style fps fps fps oh man that sensitivity's got to go up though way higher rumple off invert y off what are you talking about auto aim off okay let's see that feels better dolly please change the game in the title oh shit good idea oh it is murder house it's correct zoomers are picking fps i'll switch between them how does that sound it's meant to be played in dolly okay well i'll get back i'll play some with dolly and one without what am i supposed to do it's closed do a pull you know that's not a bad idea all right mods run a poll do you want fps or dolly which one closed what do you think okay so i'm supposed to just leave the mall how do i get out of here it's a landslide for for what i can't get out this way okay i you know what's crazy 77 say dolly what the fuck zoomer's btfo is it really that much dollies what i mean that's that's unanimous i can't i have to go back 77 all right let's go back i think i want to use the controller because this is weird to do with keyboard and mouse the tan controls don't work i can crawl under it how do you crawl see control i need to control the plugged in for this shit this is i can't do it oh that's much better okay that's a little too sensitive though that's far too sensitive okay looks good don't quit there we go all right now i'm happy enable rumble on the controller i don't do that i think rumble is the dumbest thing that's ever been invented i truly believe it i think rumble is just dumb i just really do i'm sorry i just i it just like shakes your hands see back like 20 years ago they created rumble because they wanted it to be more immersive like and as you can see when you jump over the ledge and there's like somebody shooting it's oh i can feel it that it's like 20 years ago right it was that was cool but like i don't i don't need that anymore i'm sorry i just don't need it to me now it's just like [Music] i don't okay stop stop stop every time you get hit no i don't i just want to play the game i'm sorry this might be weird i'm a complainer that's fine the easter bunny's chair i guess he went home for the night i don't know if you guys can hear this but it's making scary sounds i fucking hate tank controls more than anything tank controls are just the cinematic mode in every car game i feel like i'm playing gta it's just on foot cinematic mode i can't leave now we're supposed to go it's closed i'll make a little no audio it's there it's there fix your stream what are you talking about audio is actually kind of low turn it up it's puppet combo man i feel like you're gonna regret this very shortly warning actual warning loud audio warning for real where the fuck am i supposed to be going what is happening i can't get out this way where do i go this is the beginning of the game fuck i went all the way to the back this kid's gonna be out of breath but i get lost in malls it doesn't matter how many times i've been to a mall i could go to the same mall a thousand times and if you say hey dude can you tell me where the you know can you tell me where the macy's is i'd go i don't fucking have any idea i could go to the same mall a thousand times and i still could not tell you because it's just like it's just lines with stores and i have to sit there and go what i don't know i don't remember it's always so embarrassing because especially if you let's say for instance if oh you've got a local mall oh let's go explore the local mall that sounds like fun oh you know i'd really love to go i'd really love to go to anihan's pretzels yeah i would too that sounds like fun okay let's go um auntie hands pretzels walking distance where is it uh it's in here somewhere okay i think it's this store over here i hate it who is he talking to [Music] [Music] where the fuck am i supposed to go i can't get through here another security gate this one's locked oh shiny take the key yes you took the key i can use the inventory by pressing z key what is that on the controller okay that looks like tim heideker okay a key i can't use that key here do you have to go all the way back get this camera in the right place am i going the right way am i going the right way oh i got it how do i open it what the fuck this is going to be some slender man bullshit resident sleeper there's got to be a way out the exits right there all right it's going to be like ring i'm going to lower the volume i'm going to lightly put this in i have warn you i'm these are lightly in my ears right now does it say locked locked all these are locked this one's opened why is it to win like a should i hide yes this is a good hiding place i could peek out with the action button and get a closer look with the look button okay so i can hide here all right let me out there's no shitting mechanic why would it be a shitting mechanic okay all right i gotta go into the bathroom where's that bathroom where's the bathroom farting and screaming quick hi hi hi hi he locked the door wouldn't mean he locked the door dude what are you talking about no wait he's gonna kill me right here [Music] i gotta go now gotta go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go [Music] bruh what where is he did he go in that stall he's in that stall right now this shit's locked what do i do this keypad i don't know the code what the fuck you take the flashlight yes i got the flashlight how do i use it okay it's equipped [Music] how do i turn the fucking flashlight on oh [Music] what is that okay screwdriver there's tv here getting the fuck out of here i don't like this i don't like this at all i really don't i unlocked it what's in here i don't like this it's too nerve-wracking i don't like it okay i have a screwdriver what do i do the screwdriver i thought i could get it so what if i take the screwdriver broken vending machine fix it i don't know what the fuck to do this is back in the bathroom shit it moved don't need the screwdriver for something else literally omega low this dude's gone what do you mean i'm gone i'm fine the bathroom is huge oh wait wait wait hold on lockers no come on really just some lockers that's it i don't i can't pry one of these open oh you're full of shit come on i was already in here remember one of the lockers you can open it was kind of weird you mean like right here this one has blood on it no you missed the shower the answer is within this room hey thanks where am i going though there's a shower shower there's a shower in the locker you know i played resident evil 1 when it first came out and i got to like the first part where you had to like walk around and find the one place to go i just stopped playing it there's something below the drain oh there's a key what door do i need to open this with there's a look tiny key it says 1024 1024 is that the okay i don't remember where to go 1024 and their door that's um where's that door right here one oh fuck off what door is locked 1024. uh no no no no it's not this place 1024 in here or a locker no they don't number the stalls what am i talking about it's definitely a locker where are the lockers i'm lost in the mall stall like 1024 1025 1026. i need a map i don't remember where the lockers are i don't i have no object permanence if you told me to draw a map of dust bowl in tf2 i've i have a thousand hours on that map i still i wouldn't be able to draw it for you i really wouldn't be able to i got it all right 1024 how am i supposed to know which one of these is 1024. none of these are numbered oh wait this one is 1024. hey another ss34 4 that's the number all right get out 5 5 3 4. this motherfucker's gonna be right here huh where am i going where's that door five five three four a toaster refrigerator it would be rude to take someone's lunch and they're not in there right this is nothing the easter bunny's trying to kill me whoa calm down how did you get in jacksepticeye [Music] hold on there's a phone in here let me go check it out and you wait here janitor jack the voices are too quiet i'll take care of him you'll be safe here i locked the door [Music] what if janitor jack is hold on i can't turn the dialogue up [Music] look out the window janitor jack i think is uh is in trouble here oh jenner jack is probably the easter bunny the easter bunny's gonna walk in here and be walking slowly towards me it's gonna be janitor jack [Music] of course it's janitor jack i was making a muted joke and it caught me i i was making i didn't have no audio joke murder house it was definitely janet jack oh pancakes no that's not it that was the prologue tutorial complete and jacksepticeye as janitor jack oh my eyes ugh turn the volume up ever since the nun game i'm terrified to turn any of these puppet combo games over 10 audio level ever did you miss the jump scare you did the nun game is literally the loudest shit ever created nothing can even compare all right so now where are we the lights are already off i can't turn them off anymore present day 1988 this is the murder house and it's for sale people died in this house the fuck do i have to move it's like we're here this place i can't believe i went from the news desk to this you're lucky you have this after the incident with the poodle that could have happened to anyone are not just sims 1 characters all right let's get started we don't have all day where the hell is the real estate agent [Music] emma yeah emma make yourself useful and find us a way in that reminds me somebody made a video of me testing cigars that i saw it was really funny anybody got that video i want to show that video on stream it's fucking hilarious somebody took the eating the tearless stuff and they they made it as if i was testing cigars it's so stupid does anybody have a link to the video the actual like video video because like pulling it up red it up is a pain in the ass he saw it oh yeah oh let me get it yeah long lost gerald 985 cigar tier list from the 20s hold on yeah let me go i love this video it's just so dumb we're gonna watch this first let's see if i can get it full screen here okay is it audio on here there we go yeah this is so fucking stupid i love it are you ready all right here we go i i like the smell [Music] they're all fantastic [Music] yeah this is like very this is very nice [Music] [Music] it's so stupid look at all these cigars [Laughter] jesus okay let's go it tastes like marshmallows wait my staminable drain i have to take a break go on here's this loud game too many cigars all right so do i get to choose who i play with or no oh that's a cool little feature it's like the tracking don't ask me i'm just the camera guy chop chop we don't have it it's so gross here all right so we're here doing a story this is this person's car right [Music] you look terrifying right now why why [Music] all right here's the news man so i just gotta get the house this is really creepy locked windows really dirty i can't see inside can i break in here other side probably [Music] a flashlight under your face we've already done this before [Music] [Music] it's an old routine i look green why am i green i'm green and now i can't see i actually can't see turn the ring light on it's alright it's on right now that's something you can see my face i just can't i literally can't see oh can i grab it through here looks like a gun i can't reach from here okay probably gonna hear a distant scream we're gonna hear like [Music] and i'm gonna go oh my god i'm gonna go investigate and somebody saw a rodent i'm a writer too you know there's a fellow writer where the fuck am i i i keep where am i why is the camera doing this name one book you've read sure [Music] dance of dragons from a song of ice and fire book five ten years ago [Music] well i don't know how to get in there so i don't think i can have you ever read the bible um i like parts of it name one book you've read i don't know i don't why do i need to prove that i read a book it's creepy in here so i just gotta open the front door i don't even have a flashlight this is stupid this is dumb what i'm doing i need a flashlight [Music] it's can i have gotten a flashlight somewhere that i didn't see [Music] what empty cabinet this would make a great hiding spot okay why do i get a flashlight it's a big basin sink i don't know where to go a dryer it's i thought it's seasoned washing machine okay oh fuse box an average fuse box wait i think a fuse is missing okay i need to get a fuse can i open the door you've unlocked the door all right so everyone can come on in right oh there we go okay so come on in i found a way in did they have to go tell them or should i just keep exploring empty cabinet make a great hiding spot a greasy fridge there's no way i'm going to open that kitchen cabinet search it yes nothing nothing nothing nothing kojima fell off i don't think kojima made this what's that hole in the floor i see something shiny at the bottom i can't reach it i don't have any items how about how do i have no items no items none i can't open it the door knob is missing no items there's no items finally no there's enough items pencil what the fuck am i gonna do with a pencil can i pick the lock with the pencil what's this stack of boxes no no this left a note hey it's jerry the real estate agent looks like someone broke the lock on the basement window and got in the house since the last time i was over here they stole the goddamn fuse so the power is out don't worry i know there's another fuse around here somewhere i'd let the front door open in case i don't hear you guys drive up just shut me when you get inside okay well where's the fuse an old dusty mug i'm gonna go back down the basement there's a spider on your face all right i'm just gonna go talk to them because i have the doors open now and say hey i got a backdoor all right come on in don't ask me i'm just the camera guy stupid i i chop chop we don't have all that it's so gross idiots idiots idiots i oh come on how did i not open what just idiots i have to unlock the front door yeah but i i don't know what i'm done that's not my house i don't know where anything is so straight ahead should be the front door straight ahead there we go go through here i can't go through there i don't have a doorknob do you know where anything in your house is oh there's an upstairs there's an upstairs okay this is the front door right here but how the f i couldn't even see it then upstairs lois good work you got in did you see that goddamn real goddamn family guy no the house is empty that bastard i should have given you the 50 bucks yeah you should have you still it's musty that's a huge ass microphone by the way chop chop it's time to hustle grab all the equipment in the van and get it in there we're gonna set up [Music] grab all the equipment in the van let's set it up [Music] all right what we got here microphones lav mics shotgun mics c stands cameras hd camera maybe a gopro to put somewhere he won't finish this in three hours [Music] shut up [Music] all right i gotta go to the other one do i have to unpack it he won't finish this what even if i don't finish it who gives a shit what do you care if i finish this game or not what do you care [Music] what do you care clean the camera no it's dirty why is he so toxic now i just am okay [Music] when are you gonna do a comb stream i don't think there's ever gonna be a comb stream ever again [Music] all right the lights are up but there's no power in this house i need a fuse right wow this is a cool house [Music] fuse every second of this all right can you stop smoking what are you waiting around for turn on those lights and let's get rolling the power's out we'll turn it back on i don't know how figure something out there's a real piece of shit isn't he 23k andy doesn't care about his chat anymore that's not true do i have a oh that's i thought that was a cigar 23k andy holy shit there are 23 24 000 people here hope you're having a good night good day currently getting scared scary games tonight i guess that's locked what's with all this bullshit i'm telling you right now i could probably elbow drop through this and break it and get what's in there this doesn't look that sturdy i could just run across the room and just slide it tackle and kick this and break it if i needed to get in there i could literally jump from the bed and just stomp down and land on it and break it locked okay there's two locked things up here covered table a lot of these hiding spots i'm imagining this is important later but not right now this is the locked room okay okay i have to remember where this is that's the dark room at the end of the hall so keep that in mind write that down dark room end of the hall has two three locked things over here what about this hey that guy that took a four month break after dancing yeah oh i can't move this i need someone up here to move it oh a fuse nice okay check everything it's a weird bed covered table another pencil what are the pencils for let me guess it's a save point i need to use a pencil to save the game stupid fucking god was that stupid fucking goddamn fucking idiot stupid fucking game fucking stupid fucking piece of shit who's that solid iron no way i can open this there's somebody there all right i have the fuse let's go back down all right did somebody help me move the thing up there do you know the power maybe later someone will help me let's go down to the basement again what locked flimsy lock you're a sellout what'd i do i didn't even do anything what are you talking about all right where's the fuse box this guy buys horn all right screw it in power's back and the washing machine is on the door is jammed shut just shove a pencil in there okay well whatever i got the power back on so now what hey the power's back up let's get started all right we're going to do interviews and stuff all right good everything's set tom yep lighting's ready the camera's rolling hey gary i was thinking we could i don't pay you to think dana i pay you to read the goddamn script i hate this job well pull it together ready everyone what are we doing here all right action anthony smith more commonly known as the easter ripper why is there a boom mic and a handheld mic the mere mention of his name sends shivers up the spines of parents across the country his horrible murder spree leaving lives shattered and families ripped apart tonight we'll go inside his vacant home where 11 innocent children spent their final moments in agonizing pain and terror untouched since those horrible crimes eight years ago some say his spirit still haunts the home till this day i'm dana turner and this is a news 9 special report silenced tears inside the home of serial killer anthony smith cut let's take a break gary i think i want to redo the line where this isn't 60 minutes dana it's channel fucking nine we're not here to win a pulitzer so why are we even here we could have done this whole thing from outside the house if we're not trying to be thorough and have a really deep investigation on this just do it in front of the house and then leave fine i'm going to find a place in this gross house to fix my makeup right i think i heard that wait did you say i'm gonna go fix up my gross makeup what did i just hear i wasn't paying attention i don't know what what did she say gross house oh i need to go fix my gross makeup okay so i think why would we stay here it pulitzer or pulitzer i don't know dude you and i are never gonna get one so it doesn't matter [Music] what if they will get it speak for yourself speak for yourself too bad the house doesn't have cable should i go bed i'm sorry but if you expect to win a pulitzer prize i mean you get you got gotta just do what you're doing you don't just you don't just say i'm gonna win a pulitzer prize soon you gotta you gotta work and get it and work for it you know just say i'm gonna be a pulitzer prize winner and i said that like five years ago when i thought that um my stream was gonna really take off and become like this really important thing what is the pulitzer prize even for i don't even know is the pulitzer prize science what is the pulitzer prize what is it for it's journalism oh why did i think it was science what's this as a science one the nobel prize is science [Music] okay so what do i do nobel prizes for whatever it could be yeah noble could be pretty much for anything right for lots of different categories hey can i go to bed i want to find a way back into that whatever it is a greenhouse or something back there whatever it is go get the gun i don't i need a key or something to get in there all right what about down here the cool one is this is science though jesus this is a great opportunity for you put in a little extra effort and you can really get ahead if you know what i mean okay i'll keep that in mind where the hell is dana i don't want to wait around all day oh okay [Music] these are all locked i need a key somewhere ah this game is a real talkie by the way where do i go a mannequin should i try to get into the greenhouse [Music] help whoa hey sweetie i'm so thirsty from all that talking can you fetch me a glass of water oh you want a glass of water from here [Music] i think i'm gonna say it i'd probably drink my piss before i drank out of this sink i would drink i would drink a glass of my own piss or i drank out of the sink here all right i need to get a glass of water europe that's we are a lunatic what [Music] okay where do i get a glass to can i open up the cupboard or anything i need a glass why is he always talking about drinking piss i literally said it once in like a year fine i will concede that you find me one point in the last year that i said i was gonna drink my own piss and i will concede i've said it maybe once in a year it was literally two weeks ago no it wasn't [Music] okay here's your water [Music] dude i have no idea where i'm going i i just need to deliver the water okay here you go here you go thank you one of the voice actors is in chat right now oh shit really i'm dana's va and you're playing you're playing this made my knight good luck look holy shit that's cool wait did you wash this no yes why oh i just remembered i found this key lying around see if you can find a real story in this that's cool and maybe we can get hired on a real network all right so i got a key there's a lot of remember the doors set those lights up and let's get rolling i gotta keep people to sleep here with this boring story time to sex this up hey you me yeah you put this shit on gary what the fuck are you doing no one's gonna want to watch this boring thing and your dry reporting isn't helping i'm reading the teleprompter people want to see ghosts so we're gonna fake a ghost sighting okay in turn when danish says he still haunts the home he grew up in i want you to run through the background got it all right let's do this okay after dana says he still haunts the home he grew up in i need to run through the door action the rampage started in late march 1979 when smith walked into a local mall and took a seasonal position as an easter bunny a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect position to abduct young children until his capture and execution in 1985. many of the bodies have not been recovered as told by the sole survivor randy martinez smith would release the children in his greenhouse and force them to go on a deadly easter egg hunt while he stalked and murdered them two years later many say he still haunts the home he grew up in god damn it i said one right in the shot i couldn't oh because a is rampage started a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect god relax action a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect position to abduct young children until his capture and execution in 1985. many of the bodies have not been recovered as told by the soul survivor randy martinez i don't know how to release the children in his greenhouse i thought i had to skip the dialogue on a deadly easter egg hunt well he stalked and murdered them i'm not in the shot right now later many say he still haunts the home he grew up in god damn it what i fucking just ran by [Music] i just ran by run through the door a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect position to abduct young children until his capture and execution that's not even in the shot many of the bodies have not been recovered that's not in the shot survivor randy martinez smith would release the children in his greenhouse and force them to go on a deadly easter egg hunt while he stalked and murdered them two years later many say he still haunts the home he grew up in what was that tom did you get that i apologize to the viewers at home but i just felt an energy pass by behind me let's continue deeper into the house and see what secrets we uncover cut this is waiting schooled let's take a break and pick up in the bedroom great timing i'm going to go use the restroom hey you i'm getting hungry take the van and go pick us up some pizzas use the station credit card okay reddit gold all right let's go get some pizzas i'll go get some pizzas um let's go with the front door fuck it what's your favorite pizza place what's your favorite pizza place to get a pizza what is it a chain what's your favorite chain pizza place a lot of caesars dominoes no i'm sorry that's wrong did you find anything juicy yet not yet but i think i'm on to something i think there's something hidden here that nobody knows about good work dominoes don't mention this to anybody especially gary he'll steal any story from us what the fuck dominoes is good i don't is it though i feel like it's not i know what a domino's pizza tastes like and it's not i don't think i don't i don't remember it being good should i do this first just to have items no the sauce is really busting you drink piss why would anyone care about your opinions in this um you name one time when i drank piss i can't open this what the hell is this key even for really really what's taking so long i can't function on an empty stomach sorry i'm going to go soon soon make it pronto you know i have not had little caesars in a very long time i feel like i'd probably like it i bet you i would really like little caesars aren't little caesar's pizzas like three dollars aren't they really really cheap five it's five dollars for a pizza at little caesars five dollars i'm sorry but the you can't dad you cannot do better than that five bucks for a pizza we're talking five dollars for a full pizza [Music] feel safe in this room like nothing bad can happen here save the game [Music] okay so game saved are you sure you want to blow you'll need to use another pencil to save again yeah okay flashlight hell yeah cigar oh it's a pencil hold on this is a this is a lot let me read this little caesar's parent company owns the distribution center that sends ingredients to all the pizza chains so they don't have to pay for their ingredients like domino's papa john's or pizza hut that for real really i mean pizza hut oh man oh man oh man oh man i get fucking worked up when i start thinking about pizza hut large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with a side of eight buffalo tenders in the mild sauce with some blue cheese oh man oh man noth that's nothing better it's so fucking good everybody can say oh my god that's gross dude oh no it's not you're just not you just don't get it you know what i mean you just don't get it if you don't like the stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut pepperoni and just right out of the oven you just don't get it to me to me you and i we're just never gonna get along oh with the buffalo tenders and they're nice and hot and ready and they get the blue cheese on them damn was i doing a playing again they just don't get it you just don't get it that cheese that they put wait i can i actually shouldn't need to go down here the cheese that they put in the crust at uh pizza hut is a magical cheese that does i don't know where they get it i don't know what it is it's magic it tastes just so delicious i don't even know what it is look at the mod chat my pizza hut went out of business and i tried it once it was terrible no you just don't get it you don't get it no you don't get it you don't get it okay i can actually see what about your thoughts on costco pizza i actually don't think i've really ever had costco pizza before not that i can really reliably remember i hear it's pretty good though okay i can actually see what's over here bridge place to hide this is gonna make me throw up empty cabinet oh my god i'm gonna fucking puke whoa shut up it wasn't even that big of a deal doesn't hurt my back oh my shoulder hurts now because of that i just i actually hurt my shoulder i just pulled a muscle in my shoulder oh let's open this fuck what is that a doorknob ooh oh god okay let's open up that door that needs a doorknob upstairs you're old dude it's getting dark yeah i know i'm old i'm older okay so what's in here is that a fire poker pretty good weapon oh hell yeah there's weapons how do i swing okay it's unlocked oh wait is something over here old fireplace sealed up two handing a fire poker yeah it's dangerous okay yeah i love pizza hut's awesome it's really good oh this is unlocked now all right well i gotta go get pizza are they even open the van who would do this as a note pinned on the windshield nowhere to oh now looks like we'll be playing a game you'll be hunting eggs i'll be hunting you find them all and you can leave don't find them and you can't find all the eggs [Music] okay [Music] should i go try to get the gun [Music] looks like a gun i can't reach it yes i can really [Music] why do i look so scared because it's a scary game i don't see any eggs stop being youtube andy what are you on about can't reach it i have a fire poker how can i not reach that where should i go i'm gonna go upstairs i think i'm going upstairs where's the safe room where are the pizzas there's something going on here the van has been wrecked and the gate is locked where's tall i don't know i i still find him either must be the goddamn real estate agent i told you you'd get another 50 bucks when we were done come out you chicken shit damn it gary it's getting dark and this place is scary and gross can we finish this still holding the mic fine i don't know where the hell tom is so you're gonna have to hold the camera what i don't know how to work this it's easy just hold it steady that's about it okay action this is dana turner zoom in i've just been informed that we're stuck here someone has wrecked our van and we can't get our fucking pizza lunch promised by my producer is anthony smith executed in the electric chair in 1985 back from the dead and back for revenge on anyone who enters his house find out soon if we don't get the fuck out of here that should be kind of crazy i can't work under these conditions isn't it like 10 o'clock at night take a break hey intern girl see if you can find where the hell tommy's okay gotta find tom i'd be pissed too if i didn't get my pizza especially if it was a fucking pizza hut stuffed crust pizza with a side above loving her wings i would be also very annoyed by that you need to shut the fuck up you need to not care if i like pizza hut or not there's nothing in here right shut the fuck up jeremy there's nothing else here fuck pizza i'm serious i feel like a lot of you guys probably haven't had it in a long time when's the last time you had pizza solid iron key i'm gonna need all right well i don't know where this guy is 2011 1997 that's what i mean i feel like you're not being fair to the uh to the pizza hut let's stop stop that where is this guy that doesn't count like you cannot say i had it in 1992 or something no like even like the air was tasted differently in like the early 90s like the the everything smelled different you know what i mean like everything was different i already picked that up but where is this guy probably down i remember the 90s had a smell it was i can't even describe it but everybody's car had a 90s smell the air just kind of had this knot it just smelled like it smelled like the 90s it's everything had a different smell wait what was that [Music] kevin's locked [Music] tom tom i didn't think i would find you this is getting weird do you think the easter ripper is back it looks like we're stuck here all the doors are locked it's got a keyblade we're fine i found a key but i can't figure out what it opens let me see you take it maybe you can find the door i'm going to go look for another way out i'll catch you later okay so there's another a lot this looks like an iron key [Music] that's definitely the upstairs door now get me the fuck out of here oh my god i'm walking in circles dude why did i stop i don't know dude i'm wicked fucking high okay you all right the weapons have durability this is definitely the key to upstairs there's no way it's not why she looks like a lightsaber only a master of evil doth that's how that's how obi-wan holds his lightsaber help me there's somebody else in here watch out [Applause] only a master of evil doc he's right here i thought get back here we good no i want to pick up the microphone you need to save the game where do i do that how do i save the game where do i save it oh there's an easter egg shoved in her mouth take the egg he took the death egg it's under the stairs oh my god okay okay we're good so now i'm going to go upstairs and i'm going to open the big door there it is circuit breaker or something i don't think i need to use this bed frame dresser oh what's that letter opener can i do with that a letter opener what did i need did i need to use that somewhere broken refrigerator just a table i don't think there's anything else in here nope got the letter opener a normal light that's weird why would you say a normal light letter opener though it's pretty sharp i need to find something to use this on shit shit shit letter opener what do i use a letter opener on use it on a letter can i get it can i pick it up do this or something no what is down here someone left the letter open it with a letter opener where do i go back to the basement maybe tom would be down there i think tom's probably gonna be down here is tom still here tom i can hide in there ah okay where is he shit i heard a bunch of bullshit over here uh letter opener that works i can actually pry it open magnet i can get the gun with the their hairs in my mouth i can get the gun with the magnet god he's gonna be right here what's that mean it means it's coming it means she's coming upstairs there's a locked door up there no major streamer reactions coming up here come on really just go in here for a second so i can breathe okay where's there more locked doors there's one down the hall here i think that's it [Music] a lock door down the hall there it is a note the big bunny watches us it's big black eye follows me when i move it always watches at night we hear noises coming from the walls the first time i heard them i got happy because i thought it was you and mommy shouting for me coming to save me but it wasn't when the shouting starts the others cover their ears but i try and listen i put my head against the wall and hold my breath but no matter how hard i try i can't understand what they're saying they shout and cry a lot it isn't mommy and it isn't you but it sounds like adults and they sound sad really sad did the easter bunny take them dana is dead i thought that was a bunny help me find an exit oh oh no sh [Music] blacklight just a stupid blacklight what am i going to do with this hey [Music] oh that's i'm far back aren't i this video game is a genuine first generation copy produced on behalf of and with the approval of what is that's what is that [Music] oh that's just the intro fuck all right oh shit where was i on this i got the oh fuck all right where was i i don't remember i gotta get the magnet from downstairs magnet from down in the basement come up get that go upstairs right what do you mean no fuck i need the letter opener where's the letter opener let opener is up oh letter opener ah come on i need more pencils all right at least i know where he comes in that's not the wrong save i went down we're gonna watch gary yeah okay his letter opener down i get the magnet up all right i need to make i need to save the game again okay let's go this is the right savior okay down to basement letter opener thing get the magnet magnetize save the game and then whatever where's the fucking basement what game is this this is murder house it's a house where people get murdered and you have to solve the mystery where is it it's in here right i only have three saves total should i not use it should i try to get around the bunny and then save it after that you just have to run you suck at this it's a horror game come on all right so let me get out of here go upstairs maybe i should just save it who cares all right i really don't want to do this again your health is too low to fight maybe i'll just save it then go upstairs i get all this too low do any potions or food i don't think i do where do you get heals i have the thing that looks like i can heal okay here we go let's i'm gonna save it whatever it's a bad idea it's a bad idea [Music] whatever [Music] i think he's doing all right let's go this time i'm going to try just to run by let me scope out some areas here all right so what's where's a good hiding spot i could just probably kill him whatever where's our hiding spot in here is there one what's that note dana is dead what we found [Music] he's gone what oh no i need to take this [Music] okay go why is he not here i'm confused why is he not here oh that's back upstairs okay go what does that do does that reveal anything can i hide in something here no where can i hide in here it's very important itchy face it's a dumb waiter okay what the fuck a rack of torture devices oh i unlocked it okay i need to save the game this is the door right here i need to save the game fuck uh i told you i knew i was doing the right thing where is he why won't he walk over here why won't you come over here i'm trying to lose him oh fuck it let's go torture devices why does it keep doing that that's not even him he visited again no one saw him but we woke up and there was a big basket of eggs i was so hungry about to take the rapping off we all took big bites but the blonde girl when she took her bite her mouth was covered in blood she dropped the egg and inside the chocolate the easter bunny had played a trick and put sharp razor blades there was a lot of blood and she wouldn't stop screaming and the wall started to laugh what the fuck man what the fuck faster if you could oh my god you gotta be fucking kidding me dude this is fucked up note one girl's gone gracie won't stop staring at the big bunny on the wall randy says the chocolate eggs make us sleepy not going to eat tonight granny told me to memorize this song i don't know what he means eight eight eight three five five three twelve twelve ten ten eight somebody write that down thank god i just have to get out of here safely and i can save it again i'm gonna be sick okay i gotta get out of here how do i get out of here i actually get out here and go save what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on do i need to take this okay i got i need to get out of here okay let's get out get out get me out let me get give me the fuck out of here okay get me the fuck out get me the fuck out of here get me the fuck out get me the fuck out now get me the fuck out give me the fuck out i'm going for the head by the way i'm going for fucking head i'm going for the fucking head okay i gotta i gotta get i gotta save the game fight or flight i'm going for the head i'm literally going for that i'm going to swing as hard as i can and into the person's head and i mean just like i'm going to crow hop twice and go right to the head as hard as i can what the fuck [Music] no don't go into his weird chamber oh my god oh no he's gonna come down she's gonna did you open the door oh my god go on the dumb waiter go on the dumb winner go go go go go go go [Music] i couldn't go up the dumb waiter i took it down i took the thing down oh fuck that come on oh shut up okay well i know he comes through there now all right please do infomercials instead fuck now i gotta go up and then down and then up and then down and left and then up and then down and down and then right and then oh come on do i really have to do all this again no wait where's this saved this is not the wrong safe no it's not the wrong side all right he dies up here and then i gotta go down and then oh fuck okay i'm just gonna run i'm gonna run i'm never i'm just gonna run i got freaked out that time because i thought he grabbed me and i thought i was gonna get in a death animation oh this is fucked up gotta go upstairs how come he's not here all right we go upstairs dude black light move the thing go down get the what was it the rope or something [Music] we go up here do the black light move the thing go down dumb waiter get the pencil get the rope you need to open the drawers um okay he already did this part yeah i know i know i can move this and then it's gonna run i'm just running this dude's accent is really exotic exotic i barely have a boston accent anymore sometimes what okay all right all right all right all right or right right just just get in just go in and just pick up shit at the ground and then leave get the fuck out of the way what was in there there's something in here there's pencil i think right yep okay get the pencil get the rope and get out please say harbor yeah i know you wanted me to say like harbor but i did that whatever leave and then i'm just running through and i'm going what do i need to go from here the safe room okay let's go let's go let's go get me out out out out out out out nothing else and i'm just running oh wait was something in here i forget was anything in here no it's just a note maybe i have to have it red okay all right i'm i fucking hate this here we go you need to drink coke starlight all right so should i just run i think i'm just gonna run here we go run just run straight run where the fuck am i going what did i just do where's the up where's up where's up where's up [Music] where's up i need to go up where's up right here [Music] get me the save point right now i need a save point oh my god tom's camera okay i'm so stressed me too what does it say it feels like somebody's holding the door shut what are you talking about what are you talking about i can't go in here you gotta be shitting me i can't save the fucking game right now you can't be serious right you can't be serious [Music] ah what am i supposed to do about this shit where am i with my character where's my character where's my character this is the wrong room oh my goodness you okay gary's dead what's this an egg i could go to the tv room which was the broom right next to them stop fucking get okay okay all right get me out please don't be here oh fuck you okay was it was there a number over there where's the room that has the tv in it it's this one here i don't remember which one has the tv in it i can't save the game the door is closed save what do you mean safe the door is shut somebody's holding it shut oh thank god this is just pure anxiety okay at least i can save it that's good okay we're good we're good now i'm not scared if i die all right i gotta go watch the tv it's in the room that i was looking at before is it this one here no what what room is it it's not this one is it down the hall i don't remember where it is what's your favorite pizza stuffed crust from pizza hut it's the best is it this one okay here we go i need to make sure i can hide somewhere can i hide under here no can i hide in here no i gotta find a place where i can hide because i'm going to watch this tape and then this asshole is going to come in this room i can't believe two people to move this okay we're going i'm hiding right now because i just heard somebody crying this motherfucker's probably coming up here now did you just open the door right okay here we go let's run with the piano in the are you gonna hide in the piano okay oh no not tom did he did the killer hide something in the piano okay that piano room is the one with the fireplace where is that i think it's upstairs this is the last egg it's down the stairs the red door at the bottom of the stairs shit okay all right all right okay okay i don't have any saves i wish i could just save state right now it must be use the piano [Music] okay super mario eight eight eight one two three four five six seven eight three five five three twelve one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve ten [Music] eight i said old mcdonald oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god god hide i don't need to hide he's an easter basket does it need more eggs than this oh fuck where do i go from here what should i do fuck i don't know what to do what should i go what do i do what should i do i'm hiding in here is he here was that did i get there in enough time i think i'm good no i didn't want to come i want to look at my menu what do i have for items i have rope what if i take this rope can i go outside and get the shotgun use the rope to get the shotgun right like yeah i think it's go get the rope let's go get the gun with the shit with the go get the rope with the shotgun help me right bod watchers sniff i gotta go up to the wardrobe can i actually use the rope and pull the thing where is that oh my god he's here that's upstairs in the room with the tv right i don't want to fuck around because i don't want to go all the way back that's upstairs remember television i don't remember where that is though my brain just can't do it where's that fucking wardrobe it's upstairs somewhere something else here mcdonald had a farm cow ah i have a gun do i have any bullets in this gun excuse me how do i use this okay i've gone now yes okay i can save it where am i going i'm trying to go to move the wardrobe okay i don't know what that is but we're gonna go let's the game is stressing me the fuck out save it save it right now i just don't know where the bunny is gonna show up okay it took him five minutes to get here i know but i hate not i hate not being able to save i'm just doing it okay all right i'm ready i hate not being able to save cry more that's it i can tie the rope around this and pull it down um what the hell is this bathroom i'm not opening that yet search it nothing this cabinet how can oh band-aids should i take those now i'm at warning health sucker i can recover some health am i don't i'm not going to tell them red right i can take one more hit i think okay that's unlocked toilet pencil good it's weird weird okay all right i'm gonna open the curtain here we go i'm ready to shoot whatever's over here wait unlock this too probably right yep the real estate agent that's the last egg the egg room was the piano room right [Music] i'm not saving it yet this didn't take that far to get here [Music] unlock the exit you bastard now what do i do is anything i haven't checked how do you reload the gun how do i reload the gun is that eight or three how do i reload the gun i'm saving it [Music] it's a zero out of three how do i reload all right third slot [Music] zero out of three how do i use how do i reload so with that and where's the exit then i'm trying to take a door that didn't open is there an exit holy shit i don't know where i'm going i just i think i just walked into the store what where'd it go no put the fucking gun how do i get out of here how do i get out of here how do i get out of here is he still chasing which way do i go don't run to the main entrance that didn't work it's locked we're stuck in here down in the basement okay how do i get to the basement from here okay god done how do i get out of here i get the fuck out of here how do we get out of here through here it's open [Music] this has bullets right this has bullets it's a zero out of three but how can i reload it how do i reload the fucking gun zero out of three i need to reload the gun reload the gun how do you reload the gun three is the max oh fuck this is bad where's the shotgun where's the shotgun where's the shotgun it's here somewhere where is it where's the shotgun i'm gonna blow this guy to hell where is it where's the shotgun there it is right it has to be give me the give me quick this guy's dead all right now get me out of here and give me the car where's the exit to the greenhouse [Applause] am i supposed to know who this is tom that's right it was quiet innocent tom harmless walk all over him tom mama's boy tom well i did i killed them all but why to avenge my brother anthony wasn't the easter ripper i was he turned himself in to save me i thought i could control the urge to kill but it's back and now i'm going to kill you uh calm down i have a shotgun in my hands and you're holding a sickle you want to do the math there real quick [Music] oh my god don't die [Music] um [Music] oh no why won't he die i shot him four or five times with a shotgun what he's bulletproof what the hell was that give me a break what was that bullshit all right so what do i do wait wait wait where am i right now i'd have to go down to the dumb waiter just go down the basement right i still have heal i'm not going to use it down to the basement and then out just like i was before yeah let's get out of here just get out there's all the eggs okay out have you tried talking it through with them you can find more ammo i think i'll be all right i fucking don't know i still don't know what the hell i'm going down here i need to hit him with the okay all right get me out i need i have a heal i'm not going to waste it if i need to fire poker i'll just swing and run i have a heal i'm not going to use it yet i can take one hit from the sickle stop touching your nose i'm a weirdo man i'm gonna be touching my face [Music] okay give me the shotgun i can't no dude i wasn't ready to leave what are you doing i'm not ready i was trying to walk over why god damn it tom [Music] oh my goodness i'm just getting stuck on everything tan controls the secret to the shittiest things ever just get the fuck out of my way tom what's oh my god tan controls the stupidest fucking things on earth [Music] i missed kill me fucking please just kill me oh my god tank [Music] oh my fucking god i'm going fps i'm getting fucked for this i'm just going fps i'm going to fps this guy hold on let me oh let me play a video game [Music] fucking god damn motherfucker why is auto him turned off i don't know i'm go i'm going fucking fps i don't care you call a skill issue all you want i ain't no i'm sorry um that's weird i'm going fps [Laughter] okay i don't give a shit let's go i'm ready melania didn't make you this mad yeah well melania also millennia also i don't have to run through half a fucking level to get to where's my there it is down to the basement okay you need to start with a summon i'm fine okay let's go let's go i'm not using mouse and wait should i use mouse and keyboard for this all right mouse and keyboard [Music] what the fuck [Music] no it's weird i don't like it it's weird i don't like it it's weird okay don't go that way go over here give me the shotgun i'm gonna shoot this guy four times and i'm gonna beat the fuck out of him with this wrench or whatever the hell this is [Music] okay come on where is he [Music] [Applause] that's right to avenge my brother i thought i could control the earth ah get out of the venue [Music] swinging [Music] i had another round i did man i had another shotgun shell it wouldn't shoot [Music] i had another shot i did do the math god damn it fuck where can i get some more bullets he's not going to show up right if he does then whatever i get i'm going i'm going to get bullets somebody said in the attic need bullets there are draws here for the letter opener you shitting me where where i don't see any where where i no i don't see any where where in the corner where oh and a pencil this is not a that's a that's like a washing machine where where you're full of shit no you full of shit he said in the basement there's more ammo the attic in the basement i thought you said attic not basement you said attic anywhere else i could look oh that was hot there's a hot slice of pizza there's nothing in here the only ammo is in the basement at the end of the hallway are you kidding me did i already get it though i feel like i already did it in the basement i already at the in the basement at the end of the hall you pull this shit i found it what is that oh there's a big first aid kit oh that's not what i want basement at the end of the hall use the bandages bandages okay you telling me this ammo down here is that what you're saying you're telling me there's ammo down here that's what you said to me where what do you want about i need help you need to tell me i walked by it no help no help no help no help we said the attic it's down in the actual dungeon well i need to go down there anyways this one here oh my god oh my god oh my god [Music] oh my god i just gotta go i gotta go i'm just leaving i'm just gonna go i don't need to save it fuck it he's right here all right i've got pistol i've got full health pack and i've got everything i need all right pistol full health pack and a shotgun coming up you do the math we're gonna start with the pistol it's eight shots and then we're gonna move to shotgun to finish it [Music] i have a full health pack i should not fuck this up [Music] okay here we go bang bang i can take that if i need to i'm ready here we go eight shots [Music] [Applause] i'm i'm gonna run first of all i'm gonna get across the whole map what the fuck are you doing [Music] [Music] oh my god [Music] how many was that eight how many was that i got one more shot fuck you oh [Music] oh what the heck you can't kill me i'm the easter ripper away from me you can't do this that kills you [Applause] they win i won [Music] that was too i don't like games like that it's just too trust just to trust me it's much too stressful that was pretty that was pretty crazy [Music] that was too stress well there you go [Music] info that was murder house and then blood wash you aged 20 years playing that [Music] is there a new game plus i'm going to wait and see if there's a anything after credits [Music] you know what else i was looking over at the mod chat too there's those the dread collection i haven't done any of those it's kind of like a jack box horror game party pack i could probably do those at some point playing nun master i already did and i kind of said i'm never coming back to it [Music] dude yeah this five of them or something right [Music] dodge caravan sliding door dot wave by cg effects unlock and lock a door with key page turn draw slam two when did i play nun massacre i think that was when i did all the ichio games right [Music] yeah i think we could probably call maybe i'll play vampire survivors got an update right somebody saying that maybe i'll play around with that wind down with some vampire survivors and then uh call it i think that sounds good what do they add [Music] it's a hell of an update really there's a we're still in the credits [Music] you should play stay out of the house if you have i said a few weeks ago that if you have a one to three hour long horror experience that you want me to play throw it in the recommended in the discord [Music] because i feel like i missed all these it's a long credit sequence it really is system shock ah maybe not [Music] you yeah play stay out of the house okay do you even read that channel i i'd say once every week or two probably once every two or three weeks i will just open discord solely to look at the recommended channel tons of stuff i've pulled over the last year from there i go oh okay that seems pretty pretty cool so i know i check it all the time i really do i might not be that active on discord but i check that channel a lot whenever you know every few weeks i kind of just scroll back [Music] what about the comments on the second germa videos i will tell you i don't think i've read a youtube comment goodness in probably five years it's been a long time [Music] i don't think i've read a youtube comment in five years go freedom now [Music] holy shit did 500 people work on this this is crazy there's a lot of people [Music] i think it's good [Music] i love this old ps1 aesthetic i'm glad it came back [Music] you play soma yeah one day this is pay oh it's patreon okay for a second i thought we were still in okay all right it's patreon okay i was like holy shit a lot of people worked on this didn't you say that you hated it like three weeks ago soma what do you mean i said i hated someone go reply to a youtube comment from 2020 i don't think so i want to see if there's anything at the end here i'm very curious new squirrel stapler what about bloodborne psx uh i don't think i'll ever play it that's really cool but i've played so much bloodborne that i feel like i wouldn't like it i feel like i would play that and be i just want to play regular bloodborne it's really short how is it short isn't it the whole game it's not the whole game oh i thought it was just a it's not the whole game oh it's its own thing what okay i didn't know that i'm gonna look into that now i thought it was the whole game okay all right all right anything after the credits cut brilliant congratulations guys that's a wrap a wrap that ending doesn't make any sense well it's a wrap anyways oh it's just a horror movie it was just a horror movie can i put the mic down now clapping the clapper is my job all day clap clap clap it's enough to drive you crazy okay i would hate to have to edit this piece of shit what do you think i think it's stupid hey how would i know nick would skip town two days before we wrapped up the shoot but tom he's not even tall enough to be the killer don't worry about it no one's going to notice what but what's in the house what's in the attic pizza any more pizza nah your buddy dan finished it up i'm starving there's plenty of gelatin salad yeah i'll think about that it's not that bad gelatin salad yuck is that wait why is it blood here then is it fake blood weird what happened to nick huh who the guy who played the easter ripper oh that guy he was a weirdo he didn't say anything to me the whole shoot easter river costumes okay so it was in the basement then anything in the basement save the game i don't think i need to let's post credits okay so what's down here you like my skeletons yeah thank you it took me so long to pose them shit so so what the heck what am i supposed to do what am i gonna do tuber commentary this would be pretty shitty tuber commentary i'm just going like this where do i go do i go down uh where do i go this would be pretty awful with tuber commentary oh can i get a poll in chat i need to get a poll in chat from a uh from a mod when you brush your teeth do sometimes you go it's very important [Laughter] i guess i don't know not every time but sometimes you just kind of go like and i'm not talking like crazy that was a little too too much i don't mean like i mean very lightly just like a no guys you don't brush your teeth and go oh my god i'm not talking about like this why can't i not open this thing i'm not talking about going like no i'm talking about like when you brush your tongue i'm not sitting there brushing my teeth and i was puking that would be weird what do you mean you don't brush your tongue oh we've got some people in this chat with some fucking stank ass breath you don't brush your tongue okay i don't know what i was one of those would be looking at here what there's nothing here brush your tongue i just i not you don't have to do it fine that's fine but i brush my tongue because yeah yeah you can have like smelly breath go the front door what about in the attic 20 of chatters hold on do you brush your tongue don't don't no i'm not talking to go crazy it's just very light but maybe that would explain why maybe 20 of you don't go but even the people that do brush their tongue i feel like that's maybe you say i do i do brush my tongue but dude why what are you doing but sometimes you're in a fucking hurry sometimes it's like oh i could brush my teeth but i got something to do so i got somewhere to be real quick come on come on come on come on okay all right go go go raise friends rinse rinse sometimes it happens i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing here something's supposed to happen somebody's missing you need to go to bed i'm gonna play one round of vampire survivors i don't know where to go do you guys have a game not reading that one okay well that was cool i can't i it's cut off but i think it's when wiping your ass can you imagine somebody is hey man i'll be right back i'm gonna take it i can take a shit yeah yeah i'm just gonna use your bathroom for a little bit and they they leave you just hear [Music] it's like holy shit like what do you mean are you like you're wiping your ass and shit are you like puking or like gagging because it smells i'm 36 and we're gonna move on okay it smells so bad in the bathroom that you're gagging to your own business dude okay i'm 36 this time we have to move on this is ridiculous this is a ridiculous conversation to have do i just walk home where do i go oh they're just in the bathroom taking a shit what are you doing rehearsing for my next role what's that bikini babes on werewolf planet i play queen zion excited we want to help with the part sure queen zayeon we caught the bikini babes people are realizing you're 36 well what do you have to say for yourselves i sent it in my info probably i should put in my info we didn't mean to we don't even know how we got onto this planet silence you think i'm a fool take their bikinis bikini babes you'll have to settle for just babes do you think you were great you look 26 it's wild it's called i moisturize if i moisturize my skin everybody says question mark what are you talking about when i come out of the shower i brush my teeth i dry my hair i shampoo and condition at least once twice a week you know be careful not shampoo too much but i usually do so when i come out of the shower dry off and i use you wanna know what i use did you like it at all you won't know what i use you wanna know what brand i use is that what this is yeah okay okay fine sure i use um the it's it's called the belief cream it's called the aqua bomb you can get it at sephora i've been using it for fucking a decade almost every day i'm not shit i'm not kidding it's a belief cream it's called the aqua bomb it's this light um this is that was blinking for a second and you just do a little bit it's really light it's kind of like a gel and smear it on and this is how when you're 40 you'll look fucking 25. god damn it i look good how do i leave the trailer you're 40 not yet okay so how do i get it through this it's night time 40 dollar moisturizer okay everybody shut up sit down that moisturizer will last you a very long time an incredibly long time this is not you don't open the container and smear it like like pick it up like this and then drag it all over your face you don't use the whole bowl you do a dab you open up the container you take your ring finger or your middle finger just a little bit and then get it on the cheekbones right here under the eyes don't put it in your eyes are you crazy come up here onto the forehead on the nose the chin and then cleanly smear it around in a semicircle you're not going like this and drenching your face no that'll that will last you 2-3 months and guess what taking care of your skin the biggest organ oh did you bet you didn't know this you're a scientist it's the biggest organ in your whole body you got to take care of it it's the biggest organ in your whole body you should be taking care of it bet you didn't know that clapping the clapper is mine it's enough i'm gonna quit the game because i don't know what to do if you don't want me to quit the game and see the last bit of the ending just tell me where to go the other trailer what's wrong with you oh too many pizzas how many did you eat three slices no pizzas i was bored not much left to do since i died oh thank god maybe someone could give me a ride into town off this hell set yeah skincare you take care of your skin you know people really got killed in this house that's just a rumor watch how much sun you're getting it's nice to get sun just be careful with how much sun you're getting you know you don't want to be out there just cooking use a good moisturizer no one cares i do ugh i need a hot shower after this sleazy picture i do i do all right so uh that was fun was fun i'm gonna just leave now go to the car what temperature are your showers i wouldn't say too too hot not too hot not too cold hot hot hot showers they kind of make me feel weird i don't like it i don't have my keys i must have dropped them somewhere oh my where are my keys the keys are in the basement i'm somebody said i'm literally buying that um i don't like moisturizers that are really heavy greasy cream it's not a cream it's a light fl pop pop gel cream it's not what you think it's not one of those nope it's light you're giving ads for free i don't care i've talked about things that i use and come up what compa why i can't just say that i like something somebody has to pay me to tell you that i like a product that's not gonna happen i mean if they do all right where are these keys that's not a requirement in the basement i am i'm in the basement where are these keys oh come on come on gwen really come on for here in the dungeon when are you gonna do a skin care stream do you know what my keys are i have so much to do down here there are my keys hey hey hey hey what what are those what are those brown slacks called oh they're called cockies how do you drive your car off with fucking cockies could have been playing vampire survivors smash the desk okay bye guys it was fun making the movie i really hope there's not a real killer that comes out and grabs me let's party and then clean up let's party and then clean up i like turtles did you guys have to ruin all these costumes you shouldn't have eaten any gelatin salad you're weird for eating it in the first place we're finally free i shot about 30 slasher movies this year maybe it's time to retire all that hard work finally paid off i feel like i would be dancing like this too i'm too tired to dance from holding the mic all the time that was a fun party all right goodbye that was a fun party what oh i'm not cleaning up i'm sorry if you are at the party then you clean up if i walk through the party to say goodbye i am not obligated to clean up the party that's not how that works if i'm not participating in the party then i'm not going to clean up the party oh my god look at the back seat what is that oh my goodness i'm so nervous [Music] i did okay we did i did i could have just ended like 30 minutes ago all right let's do vampire survivors that was a good game it was fun i actually enjoyed that give me one second while i open up vampire survivors

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Length: 189min 25sec (11365 seconds)

Published: Wed May 25 2022