INSANE DPS! Asmongold Clears ALL Mythic +15 Dungeons | Shadowlands Keystone Master

i only have one more to go do we do it today do we take it home do we do what we need to do boys i believe that it is time to get keystone master [ __ ] sanguine lmaocia so i want you guys to understand that and know that i have it no idea what i'm doing i have never done this dungeon before except for once or twice i think maybe three times actually uh and that was just one boss to get my legendary and i'm about to go into a mythic plus 15 in front of thousands of people and show them all that i'm still i'm still gonna i'm still gonna pull it out man i'm still gonna pull it out i'm still gonna pop off i'm still gonna just go crazy i'm still gonna become a wild animal a wild animal that cannot be stopped let's do this i'm a little bit nervous but it should be okay oh i'm supposed to get on my mouth oh okay dude my damage is crazy what the [ __ ] like i'm actually happy right now man this is insane okay and now i fight this boss okay i don't have cds up for the boss though this could be kind of bad but we'll see what happens i'm just attacking guys i have no idea what i'm doing i don't actually you guys don't need to know that i know everything that i'm doing whenever my cds come up dude i'm going to pop off there it is point strumming here with everything white turn with avatar and everything else dude everything dude everything dude nice dude nice dude oh dude this is all me dude this is my this is my [ __ ] boss let me kill this guy right now okay moving out of that i don't know what this ability does i'm just gonna ignore it so now i already killed that guy i'm just gonna stand in this so i can hit both of them uh the healer can probably heal me it's fine yeah [ __ ] them dude who cares okay and i've got my cds coming up oh my god dude this is it dude this is all me this is so crazy interrupting that guy got it i did pretty good i'm happy enrage boyd saw more recklessness okay because sometimes it'll just do avatar too so that's why i was curious okay now where do we go okay we go up that way probably shouldn't be interviewing the tank but i'll be fine i'm not gonna die okay bladestorm again holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i'm a i'm a wild animal i'm a wild animal this is awesome jesus yeah this is so easy this is so [ __ ] easy dude charging over there all right well at least we beat one boss and i guess we're probably going to get the red thing after this because they said it's at every 20 right okay we're getting a red thing oh we're getting a red thing red thing red thing guys red thing alert okay now i just go over here and i just kill this right there's nothing really too special here oh i'm not supposed to stand the nose that's right okay now we big dick now we big dick now we big dick oh now we big dick oh my god we're big [ __ ] oh my god we are big [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yes dude i'm doing way more damage as a as arms or sorry as fury i wasn't expecting that at all okay good jump over here okay yeah here he is i'm ready oh i'm so [ __ ] ready oh i'm so [ __ ] ready big dick i big dick oh bladestorm right now that way i can aoe both of these down okay get over here go over there oh it's gonna probably hit me i'm fine dude i'm fine dude i think they can't get me dude he thinks he can't dude he thought he was gonna get me man he thought he was going to get me you can't get me okay play those games with me you're going to play those games with me huh you're going to play those games with me what up i'm a gladiator i'm a [ __ ] gladiator there it is all right this is all me big dick on big i'm big dicken i'm big dicken right now okay killing that good getting out of that okay so is it the same three abilities yeah it is okay getting out of that there we go i'm actually doing really well man like i'm happy uh he'll probably die here anyway it doesn't matter round two round two let's do it okay yeah he's got no chance dude literally no chance to beat me i'm still gonna win by the way it's not over oh okay it's over all right let's go okay now we have to fight oh no i don't even know how to i don't even know how to do this boss well i guess i'll find out well we're gonna learn today i'm missing you know what i'm really missing guys i'm gonna be honest twilight devastation i never thought i'd be saying it but i'm actually missing corruptions okay we've got to take this thing over there right times is the reason of all mythic plus toxicity that's i actually i don't know that in a way that's interesting that you say that yeah i don't know like maybe oh he's gonna lust okay so this boss is apparently going to what's whenever you collect your first soul for your damage buff okay um i guess i'll find out what that is in a minute draw soul run away don't i have to like make it run through here or something like that collect my soul do i okay okay okay okay i got it parasite what's this your drawn soul okay i guess i'll just go to here that should be fine to me okay and just rally here it's not a big deal my health is totally fine by the way i know some people might get upset if my health gets low i never actually die you just get close to dying you've gotta you gotta live life on the edge okay big damage here guys massive damage i'll just sleep away whenever i can okay charge back in oh i didn't mean to do that um okay we're good might as well finish him off oh wait where am i go oh you can jump off i see don't tell him i'm fine i'm fine it's not a big deal yeah it's totally okay so it seems like i need to have my cds up if i really want to do big damage okay uh that's fine though i have them up now so it's okay okay blade's storming these guys down so i guess i should only use one cd per pull unless it's a really really big pull that's the way it seems to me oh i pull i yeah i accidentally pulled the other mobs that was on me that was me that was me i did that i'm just trying to look i know we really want to go for the three chests so uh you know i wanted to make sure that happened yeah it's totally fine guys everything's totally fine i did this to help them do the dungeon faster i never use raging blow man that's what the problem is that's what i want that's one thing i really need to work on and oh dude oh dude there it is dude there it [ __ ] is dude that's some big [ __ ] numbers right there got it okay do we have to fight the other guys i guess we do uh wait what what where'd these guys come from what the [ __ ] wait a second wait a second wait a second uh avoid strong blades it's fine guys just wait i it's bladestorm time it's okay yeah i did that on purpose just to get a bladestorm i knew that was gonna happen dude mages do so much damage man what the [ __ ] makes me so mad that they are what they are okay use my potion right there and i guess i'll save my bladestorm for whenever the ad comes out i know there's an ad on this fight because it's part of the achievement okay i'm over there oh didn't mean to do that okay blade storming these guys okay i'm not gonna have my cds for the rest of them though this is unfortunate i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine it doesn't matter it doesn't matter as long as i don't get one shot i'm totally okay yeah i never feel bad about getting hit by a mechanic because i'm a fury warrior fury warriors don't die i will move out of that one though just i'm not doing it because i have to i'm just doing it as a favor to the healer that's all okay boyd's storming these guys down too i missed out on probably two ticks of that blade storm without enrage which is kind of stupid dude this boss is really good for warriors this is a crazy good boss for warriors i'm probably not even gonna hit the ads after this okay got it i'm assuming i can still get hit by that there it is boys perfect okay now we've got the last boss last monster to be a joke your last boss is annoying just kill the boss like it's not a big deal just kill the boss last boss equals dodge dodge dodge good i'm a dodging expert i've dodged playing alt f4 three days in a row i've dodged having to do the things that people have wanted me to do like many times it's totally okay i'm very good at dodging okay let's do it big numbers big numbers big numbers okay 100 focus here people say this boss is hard i haven't done it in a long time so i'm a little bit unsure of how this works it's like c'thun beam right yeah c'thun beam and then there's like little adds we have to kill right and that's why i'm kind of saving crashing the rift um oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay and then you spread out for these and then you do that and then just bladestorm all these ads down okay i probably should have saved my cds for the second set of them but hopefully i can use that with recklessness afterwards should be fine and we'll move out of that okay and we've got oh we've got uh we've got heroism nice and doesn't she do like a thing at 50 yes she does okay and there's like bulls that run at you oh no you get out of these that's right okay there they are okay i'll just avoid that there we go very easy and legion's dead we'll just go ahead and battle res him all right this is this is the this is the big part where i save all my cds okay i'll interrupt that cast oh uh just a second okay i i [ __ ] up there interrupting that [ __ ] i'm messing this up this blade's storming it anyway no reason not to it's dead there it is stop damage wow we got ourselves a 210 ring you know what i'm gonna do with that i'm gonna vendor it because i don't [ __ ] need it at all all right let's go let's go big dicket what are they doing here oh oh we're point wait what the [ __ ] that's a lot of mobs guys uh are you sure about this okay fine let's do it yeah uh if they want to go for it i'll go for it [ __ ] yeah uh looks like we killed everything easy how did they do 30 000 dps though that that seems like a bug yeah that seems like a bug guys i'm gonna be honest uh yeah they're they're probably cheating here but uh it's okay i mean as long as they're on my team it's fine there's bro the damage meters are broken man dude they're broken man the shadow priests how they do that much damage that's not even real all right everything should be fine right now stop moving no i'm moving if i need to okay wait we're pulling the boss now wait what the [ __ ] point of boss now with all the trash okay let's do it why not [ __ ] it i forgot you spawned ads okay killing these guys dude these guys are insane wait the [ __ ] man why am i playing a warrior like i literally beat a mage and it doesn't even matter he's spirit dude what's a spear wait what he's cheating oh yeah you can throw them on the map that's right i forgot about that yeah it's been a long time he used a weapon okay all right let's go pop cds bladestorm these guys down too dude i'm taking so much [ __ ] damage i gotta stop moving apparently this is some kind of an ability on me okay and looks like we're probably gonna skip this pack look at them dude they already know what they're gonna do holy [ __ ] i'm impressed man i really am this is great so this is the way people play the game normally then like they just do everything right and they don't make any mistakes okay i think i interrupted that breaking explosions there we go good wait where'd all the mobs go wait what [Music] where's the mops huh they just died they they literally just died dude this is this is crazy i i don't even know what to say i really don't i have no idea what to say here this is just unbelievable i think it's right over here all right let's go okay should be able to kill him here and i'll save him i guess i should save my cds for the uh for the ads yeah i'm not sure but that's probably what i should do okay and kill that guy and killing these there we go nice why am why why is everybody in the in the group getting out damaged by a holy paladin what is going on here what what is what is this what is this game whatever it doesn't matter next to add phase i'm going to [ __ ] pop off on damage guys don't worry about it okay use my cd here interrupting that killing him moving out of that uh i don't even think i should use cds now at this point he's gonna die before the next thing that happens it's important happens rally i i don't need to yeah it wasn't necessary i'll rally if i need to i try not to use cds like that unless like they're absolutely necessary i think i did okay there i mean i did more damage than the uh oh well no wonder i'm losing well now i feel a thousand times better i feel so much better right now yeah this is this is great why didn't you take the hammer i don't know where it was people are just spamming like whenever i have chat spamming at me to do something it's like really stressful for me so i just usually ignore it i didn't know what they wanted me to do okay stop some cds and bladestorm everything down wait how is this dude what the [ __ ] discharged anima oh my god dude there's so much trash holy [ __ ] jesus okay might as well just use cds like this is my new strategy with cooldowns is i use my cooldowns as fast as i can so i can use my cooldowns again like that's literally what i do okay getting on this guy there we go and we're popping cds cds nuts let's go meat hook again i'm just gonna face it away i don't even really know what this is supposed to do oh i move out of that okay big [ __ ] dude i'm doing big [ __ ] damage right now holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] man i'm going crazy jesus look at that wow i'm thinking i'm doing really well okay got him perfect i was second damaged i'm happy with that okay now we have the last boss now the last boss has a lot of mechanics right he's got a lot of mechanics isn't he he does [ __ ] okay i should be fine i'll just avoid all the mechanics and not make any mistakes that's all comet storm and i have to move out of this right yeah i have to move out of that okay that's easy this doesn't seem that bad so far wait what the [ __ ] oh yeah i have to go down here that's right okay [Music] okay let's kill this guy and i have to fight him all by myself okay interrupting that and he's dead and then i click on this that's not too bad you know what i'm doing pretty well i've been doing so much good work so far okay big big dick blade storm big big boy storm wait what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that huh i wonder what that was oh somebody died that's not good uh why is everybody frozen huh that seems bad right a blade storm too why not big dick blade storm big dick blade storm big dick blade storm big dick blade storm there it is take it home got him okay let's see what we got oh [ __ ] you only get six anima for doing this that's so bad jesus man there's no pride in having a mount that you just paid real money for like it's not special like you just paid real money for them who cares nobody gives a [ __ ] okay let's go we're actually doing combat right okay yeah we are uh somebody said that we might do like a skip or something like that i got worried okay oh we're pulling we're pulling big boy okay all right let's pull big boy let's do it big dick damage i'll go ahead and show the damage meter too i know obviously you guys want to make fun of me so i'll go ahead and do that as well okay we got him that was easy [ __ ] yeah okay so we just run through here and kill all the rest of the mobs i'm just waiting for one of these things to randomly one-shot me i'm gonna be honest i have no idea how any of these mechanics work so uh we'll go ahead and we'll just find out okay somebody died so that's not good all right let's see if people are gonna accidentally pull something i'm pretty sure they will okay we're pulling already there's no healer here all right fine [ __ ] it let's go yeah this is not gonna happen like i don't know what you're doing pulling these like don't these get bursting if these get bursting we're [ __ ] okay no it's all right it's all right yeah it shouldn't be that much okay let's go use your battle pot okay [ __ ] it i'm gonna do it big dick let's go big dick big dick that's what we love we want big dicks okay i gotta move out of that forgot all right and this guy summons ads doesn't he i'm pretty sure he summons ads so i want to go ahead and kill those in a second too make sure i get that out of the way and maybe i can just whirlwind these ads down i think that's the best idea oh okay never mind oh [ __ ] let me fear it uh i didn't realize that we weren't gonna kill it i'm dumb okay bladestorming these ads down yeah it was my bad that was also my bad i should have hit that mob okay i'm just not used to killing the explodey boys which is something i should be more used to but i'm not griefing look dude it is what it is i'm doing my best even though it's not very [ __ ] good all right and got it jesus dude that almost [ __ ] healed him i don't know how it didn't honestly okay so now what do we need to do um i guess we're just gonna run down here and pull trash okay that's it's going pretty good all right yeah we're popping off boys let's go yeah it is kind of cool to do these dungeons on like the harder mode because i haven't really ever done it before it's a it's all very new to me oh these are the debuffs from the guys that put the dot on them oh i see okay and that's why they take all the damage holy [ __ ] okay damn you learn something new every day huh we got a big we got ourselves a big pole here oh wait no this is the uh what's it called again what's the potion called again hidden spirit uh 10 second cd okay um i'll be there in 10 seconds okay now we're going over there now going as fast as we can oh boy oh boy all right we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good there we go boys easy [ __ ] game easiest [ __ ] game of my life okay we'll get all this stuff together pull it over there perfect oh nice dude nice dude that's so [ __ ] perfect okay now we go over to here no i'm not sure how hard this boss is gonna be but i'm assuming he probably won't be that bad i remember this boss was always just like basically a trash mob like the first time we fought him we just fought him with the trash because we accidentally pulled them so i'm going to assume he's going to be really easy the only thing is that uh [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was close that was really really close uh okay so we've got to be very careful here guys about accidentally pulling the boss because that can very easily happen now that we know okay i'm gonna jump over there fight him over there okay um i don't know if i should save my cds for ads or what i have no idea so i'm just gonna do what i can i guess we'll find out okay and we'll go ahead and just intervene to there charge to him i'm actually really slow man i'm so [ __ ] slow okay this is where i do damage right i want a whirlwind on this i was saving everything to use cooldowns here so i kind of expected this to happen this should help me uh catch up a little bit on damage too okay and this is like the way he's facing right yeah yeah yeah okay and what's this thing here do i kill this okay they're just cc'ing it so i'm just gonna ignore it uh so i fear it i feared it are we killing it or what i have no idea all right charge over to him got it yeah this boss is actually annoying holy [ __ ] doing just fine now everything's okay blade's starting these mobs down too pad a little bit of damage very important to pad damage always important to pad damage kill that one too kill this ad there we go okay on good alrighty perfect got him all right that wasn't too bad i think we should be able to clear it as long as we don't have anything stupid happen that's the goal nothing stupid happening oh let me actually i'm gonna just i'm gonna just big dick i'm gonna big dick oh my big dick okay let's go big [ __ ] damage massive [ __ ] damage look at that oh my god oh i was a little damaged okay but it doesn't matter i was i did a lot anyway now we only have one more pack until we do the boss the boss shouldn't really be that hard either oh we're only 82 though what the [ __ ] um yeah i don't know i don't know about that man okay so i guess i should just plan on being able to jump to one of those shadow ambush moving out of that good killing that there we go rude assassins let's go ahead and just whirlwind knees okay got em got em got em all right and these are just dead they're dead so [ __ ] fast it's insane like i don't even have time to use my cooldowns maybe the next set i will because they won't have the uh we wanted the pride buff but we'll find out oh so wait if i bloodthirst the uh the explodey boys i automatically get an enrage because it's a new target oh that's crazy okay wow let's move out with that there we go drinking right out of that i'll bladestorm all these adds down too perfect see that's what i was waiting to save my [ __ ] cds for now now i think i'm gonna save i feel like we're gonna get another set of ads really really low health so i'm probably just gonna save my cds for that but that could be a bad decision we'll find out uh do i wanna pop off here or not yeah i think we need to kill another set okay there we go wait oh nice dude i procked it i [ __ ] procked it there it is holy [ __ ] that damage holy [ __ ] that damage that's what it's that that dude that was the right play that was 100 the right play get the [ __ ] out of here we got him [ __ ] yeah gonna backtrack or kill the slimes that are coming at you i have no idea like i'm gonna just follow them and they're gonna do what they're gonna do and uh that's all that matters to me what are we doing here um okay we're pulling this pack instead all right i've never done this before but it's fine boyd storm these guys down there we go kill that and then oh now he's oh [ __ ] i wish i had saved my cds [ __ ] okay whatever just kill all these guys now uh that's a lot oh we're dead okay now we do boss big dick on boss big dick on boss big dick on boss big dick on boss let's go popping my cool down there we go there we go bladestorm on boss big bladestorm on boss nice there it is okay now she's going down come on now if anybody ever gets gets hit by this they're probably a big stupid let's be honest like i i never get hit by this man i don't think i've ever gotten hit by it except for like the very beginning of the game like i'm actually i'm actually super good at avoiding these see that easiest game of my life easiest game of my life okay there we go now we get back on her okay killing the ad i think the ad does a thing doesn't he yeah the ad does a thing that's what's scary about the ad the thing that he does is is definitely uh it definitely is a thing okay and all my bladestorm up for the next one that'll help out a lot ooh okay we're going to kill him at the same time as a transition that's really annoying okay we gotta do it right uh i don't know if we should be moving here yeah i'm pretty sure we have to move to the other spot that's not good at all let me try and throw explosive okay there we go good okay and make sure we avoid that and now we can kill the boss all right now we have the boss so i'll save my blade storm for whenever she responds or sorry whenever the ad spawns and i don't think i really need to use cds for this infectious rain thing it's not that big of a deal okay i'm just gonna pop everything here who gives a [ __ ] there we go got him okay we beat the game where do i get the cat okay oh i target i target him oh there it is boys there it is god damn it's only a 15 no i'm not gonna listen i'm not going to fail this i will not fail this it's totally okay been watching the stream for the past two years looking forward to seeing how you oh i thought these things that have more health people oh wait what the hell oh we're pulling everything holy [ __ ] okay pop off [ __ ] yeah easy game easy [ __ ] game boys easy [ __ ] game i'm doing pretty well like 12k it's decent i'm happy okay i died okay all right i've got all my cds up for this pack i've got all my cds up for this pack dude i'm 100 ready for this [ __ ] big numbers big numbers massive numbers yes dude see i'm telling you guys like i'm doing uh i can do what i need to do okay you think you're selfish they're true what the [ __ ] is this but you will learn humility okay so we damaged this down and now what care spirit and now i have a buff damage nearly increased by 30 percent holy [ __ ] alrighty 27k what holy [ __ ] that's so good that's actually so good so you kill these and you regain five percent mana every one second movement speed increase as well so you use these to fight different trash packs so i guess we could have used this in a different time in order to maybe take more advantage of it rituals always i'm just gonna stand in here and attack him he or can heal me it'll be fine oh mike beware all right okay i can go ahead and help these guys they already killed the next pack good job guys good team effort great team effort guys okay this is where i use all my cds this is where i i i make people uh i make people see how good i am watch big damage big damage massive [ __ ] damage massive [ __ ] damage massive [ __ ] damage there it is look at that look at that dude see i told you guys i can do it i told you guys i can [ __ ] do it uh 15 is pretty [ __ ] high so we'll see what happens okay guys oh this is the boss himself oh [ __ ] okay all right it's boss pop cds i will live again okay big numbers big numbers big numbers massive numbers got him i'll just use these cooldowns i'll be fine it'll be fine i'll be fine doesn't matter that was easy what do you mean that was a joke we got his ass yeah we got his ass we beat his ass king turn what do you mean i did 10k how the [ __ ] am i get i did 10 000 dps that's good carried by mage bro yeah right like yeah mage did a lot of damage okay mate did more than me but he's a maid like that's not fair you can't compare me to a mage he probably used all his cooldowns too okay how does this next one work okay i don't know how we're doing on time i guess we'll find out soon uh what is this does bladestorm all these guys what are they doing why are they exploding huh did i die okay just i interrupted that spinning up probably should stun that cast yeah i did okay good that was smart see look guys like i'm doing pretty well like i'm not top damage on every pole but that was a pretty good pull for me and i didn't even have a war breaker up okay this guy says i am eng okay so what's all this huh [Music] i'll just kill these real quick it's fine huh so it turns out that's a bad ability all right now this is gonna this is my pop-off moment right here this is my pop-off moment right here big numbers massive numbers huge numbers now i didn't even have bladestorm keep this in mind i don't even have bladestorm for this pack and i'm still doing crazy damage yeah that was really good that was a good pull for me no path available wait what i have to do this on my own okay there we go good what have we here all right where are they where are they where are they where are they okay i'm good i'm good i'm good i've had his mojo long enough to create my masterpiece all right now what you made a deal what are we doing oh oh we fight the boss okay big numbers big numbers big numbers dude this guy's dying fast holy [ __ ] he's getting deleted move to milhouse okay i'm at milhouse i don't really know how this works okay i got stunned by something eruption laser again [Music] okay beware i see so you have to make a z get on her now i just pop off on her right like watch once we get back into condemn range i'm gonna go crazy on my damage shadow fury move to maleficent uh am i supposed to move in or out of that i guess not okay yeah i'm not sure what these mechanics are i'm just kind of playing it by ear doing what i need to do okay now i do the big damage avoiding that i did really well yeah i mean for for being a single target fight okay let me get out of that how did i grieve how am i griefing what do you mean i'd rather you okay good perfect again it's easy dude that's easy all right let's try and do it again let's try and go again let's go again okay this is me where i do big damage i do huge damage here big numbers massive numbers long dicks long dicks longest of long dicks see the problem is i feel like my my damage is just uh it falls apart as soon as i stop like i stop using my cooldowns and i think that's why fury's better is because uh that doesn't happen with fury but with arms you just have like that huge damage moment and that's it heals no what do you mean i'm totally good like i've got a second wind man like i'm [ __ ] invulnerable with second wind okay if they do a big pull right here i won't be ready for it okay oh yes dude oh yes yes dude yes dude come on let's see the numbers i should probably kill all these are high health stunning the big boy stunning big boy there it is good all right there it is see boys that's how it's done should i just uh should i save my cds i think i'm gonna just save them oh we're pulling it into the next pack i don't know with bolstering is that a good idea uh okay all right it is what it is bladestorming yeah [ __ ] it let's go got it alrighty so 30 damage same thing as before all right and this is where we really pop off this is where i really really really pop off oh wait i don't have any cds okay nevermind okay i'll pop off in a bit okay i don't really know what this boss does so this could be a little bit awkward entertaining i feel like doing these bosses with this buff is really easy like it makes it way easier than if you were just doing it normally explosion moved to the trap okay huh okay uh so you can spell reflect that there's no way you can spell reflect that you can wait so you can do that and just like not take any damage that's insane my curios can prove quite deadly all right here we go like i said just release okay we've completed everything we just have the last boss all right here we go for too boys so front left what's the front left move away from others okay i'll move away from others beware master of death oh i should move over then okay and what's this here i guess i i move away okay yeah i move away okay this is the same i've i've seen this before okay shatter reality oh this is the portal okay so i take the portal and then i kill this ad right where's the ad there it is okay i'll use cds on it please don't die please don't die please don't let me [ __ ] die got it and then i click on the urn all right clicking on the urn now okay so now do i can i get on my mount no i can't okay so now he takes a ton of damage damn he goes all the way down to 60 50 holy [ __ ] dude he's getting deleted oh my god he's dead wait is he gonna die holy [ __ ] darkness okay let's go oh he's dead what oh beat him man i got myself a [ __ ] belt [Music] look at that dude and it's got a socket on it [Music] god damn man okay um i'm already check and then i'll start let's do it oh do i have the right talents yeah i do cool i don't really know where this guy's going or what he's doing here okay it appears that we're uh we're doing this okay oh so i guess i have to watch out for these things yeah i don't really know why am i taking so much damage huh all right nice damn this guy's going fast i like it this is perfect look at those numbers yeah i know actual popping off numbers i don't know how i'll do on bosses like for single target i'm not sure damn we're pulling a lot of trash huh you want to man up and just pop off i'm fine with that oh we got another one oh and we're gonna use this for the boss i see okay let's do it [Music] i'm not supposed to stand on that i guess [Music] [ __ ] yeah i don't know how i got out damaged by a healer but he did 14 000 damage so i'm not even gonna get mad invis the next one oh i can't invis uh can you guys res me i'm gonna run up there and die okay okay yeah that's crazy how much damage a holy paladin can do i would have never expected that beware i think it's cool that a holy paladin can do that much damage though i mean like yeah obviously it's kind of dumb that can do more damage than like a warrior right or like other actual dps but like there's a burst damage i think that's kind of cool my haste is so low i don't even really need to worry about anything else man like i can just whirlwind your fate is [Music] drowning be still mortal death from above damn this this affects this it's like whirlwind thing or whatever the [ __ ] it is this cannot be yeah it's [ __ ] annoying like you like it it sucks so bad i don't know it's [ __ ] annoying okay your penance is at hand okay i get it i got it good again damn this boss is gonna get deleted then huh their pain shall enlighten you [Music] their pain shall enlighten you you must face your punishment i think i take him to this thing right [Music] my flock needs me alright i think that we might be able to clear it in time and see what happens am i supposed to get on this guy or we just we just everybody's ever mad for himself what the [ __ ] meddle all you like okay now we kill the last boss i'm tired of your boorish presence all right be gone rebel i am losing my patience you have not earned your pride out of my way sure beware the anima overflows beware i have anima to spare all right let's see what we got i got six uh 635 anime things i actually leveled up both my professions i'm gonna try to get pretty much all my professions leveled up this uh this month damn we're pulling a lot okay i'm about it i'm about it let's go okay we're skipping through that what is going on here huh okay this is interesting it's pulls like this i think i do really well on where i'm just kind of aoe cleaving passively green boys yeah i got it oh man like i actually really like how these things spawn right before the boss it's great i don't know if i should save my cds or not i feel like i should just save everything i'll just pop this right now though oh geez it's a lot of [ __ ] to watch out for okay moving on of that okay i feel like actually yeah it's better to just kill the boss at this point got him all right that wasn't too bad [Music] might as well just use my cds the faster i use my cds the faster i can use my cds got him it's crazy how much damage a mage can do i really feel like i'm kind of like getting carried whenever i play with the mage man is this it yeah i'm gonna use big cities here [ __ ] yeah double blade storm this is huge for me i just used to heal right there i think like being able to do [ __ ] like that is so good because like right there like i did my big dick damage and like the next pull the mage is gonna be able to do his i was the boss cool i don't really know how this boss works [Music] that's pretty easy to do i think you have to like kill like ads oh there's like these uh like bugs that run after you right yeah just fear that [Music] where are we at i'm gonna kill that one there oh uh oh it's not looking good boys i wasn't sure really when to use my cooldowns but i might as well do them now i'm going to use my void storm on the next ad i feel like the ad is the that's the hard part of the fight so i might as well just focus on that and i can rally here too which does help we killing this one here i don't want to bladestorm because of the vulpin i'm doing so much damage right now it's crazy we might be able to kill him before the guessing game that helps a lot they had just drank the wrong pepsi it was a pepsi for a few days ago it's all good wouldn't be the first time it won't be the last big spence big spins welcome to the spend zone [ __ ] there it is [ __ ] yeah dude mega numbers let's go let's go am i supposed to interrupt that or not i just did i said [ __ ] it you are okay it's just such a slow cast i figured that like maybe i wasn't supposed to or some [ __ ] i was going to take me on to enrage it's going to be big damage here big damage here i jumped too far away so bad so bad i'm gonna worry about the ads i could pad really hard right now or i could have i'm not gonna worry about him i'm actually surprised i didn't i i beat roy i feel like i didn't play that well are we ready are we ready to big dick this okay maybe he's probably gonna do two packs here it's probably gonna do two packs okay we're fine all right let's go so yeah i mean i do feel like belly was right i mean people are like so addicted and like invested in the game and like i'll admit that that's kind of like how it is for me right because i care about the game a lot and because i care about it a lot i'm like more willing to like accept bad things and that's so much like whenever i was thinking about paying all that money for like the uh uh the different character copies that was the main thing that i was thinking of bro i was like man i'm being i am being i'm like a little sheepy boy and i'm being fleeced and even if you spend the [ __ ] money here's the thing is even if you spend the [ __ ] money you still feel like [ __ ] for do you feel like a [ __ ] idiot like imagine that that people are happy that they're getting that they're spending money blizzard should just completely embrace it and make a whale mount and have it be 500 the thing is if it was five hundred dollars i would be more willing to buy it than if it was 25 because at least it would be funny because it's so stupid it's [ __ ] ridiculous oh i double spin i dub i i do the w spin okay there we go doubly spin w spin oh yes you love it oh you [ __ ] love it get out of that thing and uh the worst thing i feel about it is like people that brag about being able to afford it you know they think that they're like they think they're cool because they can afford giving this company that doesn't care about the money like it's just so sad i i don't know really what else to say about it besides that like that's probably one of the most uh the worst things to me is people that feel like it's like a cool thing that you know oh well i can afford this because i have a job or something like that uh it's just very sad to see that it's like the new world stuff is like i feel like since new world's a new game there's like a part of me that feels like we have a chance to like do something about it but i don't know like that's probably just me trying to like rationalize it like maybe they're just gonna add in that stupid [ __ ] no matter what and it won't even really matter like i i don't really know like obviously i hope that's not the case charge spear what the [ __ ] is that um i don't know what that was who cares i'm just gonna ignore it oh i stood in something oops whatever okay i've gotta go kill this thing oh yeah isn't it like if you run through the line you take damage or something i don't remember um anyway so yeah it's just it's just sad man it's just [ __ ] sad oops yeah it's whatever man like i'm doing top damage okay if you're top damage it doesn't matter if you do the mechanics wrong it's just the way the game works they're just different gamers now i do feel that way i feel like younger people are much more okay with that kind of stuff and it's sad to see it definitely is but um i don't know if it's really ever gonna change okay so all right that's great um all right let's keep going and this is where i big dick this is why i big dick dude please give me bladestorm [ __ ] man what a [ __ ] game what do i do here do i jump oh i talk to this thing okay that's fine is it grievous oh is it oh yeah that makes sense so it's grievous that's why it's working that way okay all right big dick boyd storm big dick blade storm big dick boyd storm i'm gonna pop big cds here again oh dude oh dude look at that [ __ ] damage you love to see it yes i think it should mean a lot to you know complete a raid tier and you should be excited because you can go to the next raid tier but now like you just you do one raid tier over and over and over and then you just wait for the next one to come out like there's never a point where you just want to you want to finish it that's what i think the problem is [Music] now we've only killed one boss we even gonna time this [ __ ] this is taking forever stacking dart stride on the left side okay i'm just gonna kill the boss sounds good to me okay let's do it just focusing on killing the boss not even thinking about the mechanic bro i don't even know what the mechanics are i don't even know what the [ __ ] mechanics are to this boss man the mechanics or i kill the boss let's go okay dodge attack how do i dodge that okay i thought i had to turn around wait what's this red [ __ ] what's this black [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude oh it's spinning around i see okay i get it i get it i get it i get it okay let's make sure i can see it okay avoiding okay so he shouldn't have got hit by that but he did this doesn't really seem like it's that bad recharge dodge attack why should i dodge the recharge that seems good i want to kill him in the recharge yeah that's easy okay and [ __ ] yeah all right easy boss let's go popping off boys so weird and our streamers think they're getting cool for getting carried in content let me tell you something a little [ __ ] let me tell you something you little [ __ ] ass [ __ ] i'm sitting here doing 6000 dps why i have to read your stupid [ __ ] comments i'm probably doing more damage than you could do in this dungeon focusing listening to ramstein trying to hype yourself up get good get good embarrassing look i'll tell you one thing if everybody in the dungeon was doing my exact same dps we would get we would complete this if there were five asthma golds in here we would complete this we might not two chest it but we would complete it i'm serious like i'm sorry like we'll wait till we get to the end wait till we get to the end i bet i'll be doing just fine so this boss is a boss by the way uh for anybody who doesn't know um i know some people might not really be aware of that but uh that's pretty much where we're at here so he has like a vulnerability phase right i'm pretty sure he does so purifying blast move away from others okay easy what's this here oh i just take damage over time all right yeah he does um okay moving out of that okay purifying blast and i move out of that too good so i'll just save all my cds for whenever he's about to go into uh into vulnerability mode i'm assuming it's like at the end of his uh uh his health bar i'm pretty sure that's how it works i i could be wrong it's been a while imperial ordinance okay i want to stack up with this though right so so we can serve space whoa that's a lot of damage okay big dick big dick numbers big dick numbers big dick numbers big dick numbers oh yes look at that look at that damage dude look at that [ __ ] damage dude look at that [ __ ] damage dude holy [ __ ] he's just dead wow [ __ ] yeah all right let's go to the next one start from last yeah yeah i'm like i don't have like super strong like cooldowns initially i i could do like i do decent right but i'm not like crazy damage like you can't beat a mage like in a single target burst like that there's no way you beat a mage you see these twice on that i i know i didn't know that initially i wasn't sure when i'd be able to use him so i just kind of uh i kind of just went in damn dude this week sucks like the other dungeons were way easier wait oh that's oh that's a ball oh wow i didn't see her there that's crazy oh she was just standing there okay let's go [Music] run through charging over there okay arcane detonation arkhan's bastion i think i probably just move inside of this yep there we go move away from other people okay and now i think we have to we have to pick up the things right okay yeah let me just go pick up the things here okay i'm just going to use my health stun right there i probably moved up too much did too much damage okay we've got everything yo i'm not throwing that [ __ ] big dick big dick big dick let me do it let me do it let me do it right in your [ __ ] head that's a head shot does more damage that way yeah i i know how to do that one because i had to do that for the achievement okay good use my heels okay oh wait how'd it not die wait what bro how did i not die there [Music] i'm so confused i got bot no there's no way i got bob there's no way there's no way okay booting booting booting andy looting andy there we go nice okay and got it all right this is me this is me this is me big dick big dick big dick there we go got her take her back take it home boys take it home easiest game of my life literal easiest game of my life dude and there we go shadowlands keystone explorer i have explored all of the keystones i only have one more to go do we do it today do we take it home you guys ready is it time keystone master boys uh so drop the box in a circle oh good thank god i can't wait to do that yeah it's just sad i'm just going to keep pulling aggro i pull aggro that way i can get extra rage [Music] not not from damage but just from my party okay got him and got him perfect all right let's keep going dude how is 16k the lowest how is it though are you kidding me that's so crazy least favorite dungeon well i i heard this one was really bad and i bet with sanguine it's probably gonna be even worse but uh we'll find out that's my expectation at least okay we've got a big ass [ __ ] pull sanguine depths got nerfed okay well that's good at least okay here we go i'm gonna use the potion on this i've been kind of low on damage so let's see if i can catch up a bit okay do my damage as much as i can man move to herica okay oh so we have we okay we intercept that all right it's the same as like the king's rest mechanic that's fine super easy try and get a little bit more rage i don't know if it's really a good decision to do that or not i don't know severing smash what does this do doesn't really do anything it's just like a blue ball who gives a [ __ ] about a blue ball um he was kind of low so i'm just gonna go ahead and try to heal myself up here there we go easy game okay so we have to stand in front of it for him yeah that's the way it seems like damn i almost beat that mage but unfortunately i didn't really quite do it dude this these packs are [ __ ] hard i feel like i i saved the hardest ones for last am i wrong there because it certainly feels like these are much more challenging before than before it only gets worse oh good wait storm these guys down right now yeah i just think i just always use cds all the time always use cds all the time if they're up i'm they're if they're up i put them down that simple okay wouldn't it be funny if we didn't make it in time and it ended up just like being scuffed that would be very very funny uh why do we keep pulling extra mobs i feel like that's not a good idea let me use a health stone sorry heal yeah this seems like we're pulling way too much this is not good boys this is not good [Music] my bad didn't see a pat it is what it is don't worry about don't worry about no don't worry about it all uh we got the big boy he's running to you man the big boy's on his way everybody else is running back i'm just gonna go i'm gonna go with them so we have to probably like wait here and like line aside it yeah oh boy this is such a such a bad run this is such a bad run dude oh my god okay um let's go over there interrupting that got it okay nice ring of peace nice ring of peace there that was so good okay we got it [ __ ] yeah let's go all right now we have the next pack so this boss i remember this boss was really annoying he were dead okay that's uh that's not good i'll just go ahead and just move back move back i'll kite away i'll cut away i can turn away i can tone away if you need if he gets a little tone away okay shuts on again okay we got it that was almost bad man holy [ __ ] yeah we almost lost somebody hmm what the [ __ ] why'd they just disappear the ads just disappeared the [ __ ] okay bladestorm that thing i guess so like after this goes we go to the other side right i'm assuming and then we just go back yeah this is way [ __ ] easier ironically i feel like my single target damage is like one of my like one saving graces that's like one thing i'm not doing wrong okay we'll kill that real quick and i'll be okay damn i think that's a lot yeah i think i did all right competing with you or i know i'm i did fine like dude healers are [ __ ] like a prop pound and there's a lot of damage like it's not even a meme like they actually do a lot of damage how many of these balls do i need to catch uh do i need three balls or two balls three okay i enjoyed the healthy gamer talk thank you very much well thanks for watching it man i'm glad that you enjoyed you know putting putting yourself out like that it's it's a little bit uncomfortable for sure but i feel like it's a it's a good cause and because of that i feel like more okay doing it you know what i mean and so that's why i try to do that stuff because i feel like it a lot of people get something out of it and you know they're able to see kind of people that they might look up to for really no good reason uh you know they see those people have the same problems that they do and i think it normalizes it for those people and it makes them uh it makes them understand that you know it's you're not that different after all that's kind of like what my thinking right of supremacy uh oh where's my ball okay got it i thought i got three there i think the other guy took mine in this torment move away from others okay um wait oh it's just like white [ __ ] on the ground that's easy there's no way i'm gonna get hit by that i'm dead okay [Music] i can just seal myself up it's fine it's not yeah it's not a big deal laugh it up boys laugh it up all you want one two buckle my shoe easy easy easy easy easy easy i'm gonna go and just use my potion here too okay avoiding avoiding voiding avoiding bro why does this do so much damage what the [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] that does a lot [Music] i feel like we're like never full health i guess that's what happens whenever you do grievous right okay one two three that's three for me three for me right there okay she's dead it's not a big deal we're still fine got it all right we'll rest him up and then we can keep going all right this is a big big pack all right this is where i do big damage is why i do crazy damage absolutely [ __ ] crazy damage absolutely [ __ ] crazy i am about that absolutely crazy [ __ ] damage bladestorming okay you know that coming out of that see i don't do damage but i do damage whenever it counts echoing thrust any thrusters easy easy easy easy got him as i told you guys i do top damage whenever it counts at the hardest pack in there i just do it all right boys do or die do or die i'm about to get my mouth okay let's do it big damage big damage big [ __ ] damage mass of [ __ ] damage mass of [ __ ] damage okay what's this here wicked gash what the [ __ ] is that who cares i can't quite get into it okay we're [Music] fine [Music] i feel bad the last one that we did like [ __ ] holy [ __ ] boys holy [ __ ] we got ourselves a [ __ ] mount are we ready to get on the mountain i've got poles don't worry about it sorry for dying i [ __ ] up a few things too holy [ __ ] man here we go [Music] [ __ ] yes dude [ __ ] yes dude there it is there it is dude holy [ __ ] i really like this mount i do i think it looks cool a lot of people have it now it's not like super special but you know what that's all right we got it thank you guys for helping me it's gone quite well i'm very uh i'm very happy that i got it i didn't even know that this [ __ ] was gonna happen i thought i was just like not gonna get it at all and here we are popping off getting a new trans mount yeah look at that damn dude we look like pimps holy [ __ ] look like pimps wow oh yeah dude [ __ ] yeah dude god damn i look i just i look so good that's the thing dudes i look so good [Music] you

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Length: 75min 39sec (4539 seconds)

Published: Sun May 16 2021