Asmongold Reacts to the MOST EPIC Classic WoW Adventure | By Barny

this might actually be my favorite video for wild classic yeah barney this video was out of this [ __ ] world okay boys here we go videos sponsored by diss plate um i actually have a display svan got one for me it's real nice you got a smaller one for my dad and uh my dad still has it up in his house it's like the of me and s fan the classic wow one it's really nice scary board ak-40 opening event so uh one of the more hardcore goals we have for vanilla is we want to have the most the most skateboarders in the world there's no way like that's such a like dude classic wow goals are like okay our goal is to play the game for 7 75 hours a day because the other guilds are only playing it for 70 hours a day that's really what it is like the goals are [ __ ] insane here we go [Music] there he is [Music] give me a second it's editing oh it is okay okay i didn't know i was i was worried that it was getting [ __ ] up oh yeah it's just a dream thank god thank god what day is it 2021. oh no well you know what they say another year another video [Music] i feel like i'm forever apologizing for taking so long to make content but um i play world of warcraft classic for the pc i don't get to have free time what you thought making content was my job and i should prioritize that yeah me too uh then i realized to make good work content you have to go all in that's right or just watch people that do keep it in the video i don't care i've lost my [ __ ] mind at this point you know how long i spend farming consumes just so i can efficiently read dude farming max consumables is actually a job like it's actually a [ __ ] job and if you're in a guild that wipes it's two jobs plug to edit right i rate log to edit right to level several reading alts so i can be as useful as possible in the burning crusade that we don't even know is coming out yet by the way you see to secure the content of the future i have to grind in the now and i'm not going to get glaives of azeroth just by virtue of playing a role in being a content creator my guild operates on a very strict merit-based system and honestly i wouldn't have it any other way because it feels good to earn thing in video game crazy concept i know ironic is it not playing world of warcraft has become my true job and making content is just what i do for fun in my free time being a content creator truly is a joker's trick a monkey's poor wish you think you want it but you don't speaking of having no free time do you know what i did on christmas day what'd you do killed how many bugs jesus got a ring in there last night wait next is 206 full upper blackrock spire runs before i even saw a shadowcraft chest drop a fate that is you named them bro like all of that is like [ __ ] wow recording underscore three five seven eight four three two one like i never [ __ ] do that [ __ ] this guy's act again no wonder it takes naming his video type [ __ ] that statistically improbable but i have tough and well unlikelier things have happened in upper black rocks the sexual tension between rend and nefarian is awkward and the loot you need seems to never drop what could be worse that's true remember how i did that for some spell upgrade books in this patch that only dropped from here that's funny dude we also received an array of new quests which is just classic talk they're not elaborate see these quests aren't actually real this is just tier piece vendoring before blizzard figured out how to code this however these quests outside it's about writing very very important that we're going to need what's uh the argent sorry i mean consecrated sharpening stones but i am going to pick up that tablet too because it's [ __ ] this consecrated sharpening stones give plus 100 attack power against undead for one hour making instant poison pretty much obsolete and naturally except on the fair lena and my ex i didn't even know about that i'm not undead by the way rose on my accent you can vanish the web spray so go go get that 99. because they're so strong in next naxxramus i'm going to want a lot of these sharpening stones uh about three hours how do you get a classic i don't know how to even get like six months tops that's like 72 stones but then i also need to factor in i'm gonna want these stones in burning crusade for some bosses that we don't even know is coming out yet by the way just you see how long it took him to make the video is he started making this video back whenever he didn't know if burning crusader was even going to get released and like when was that like [ __ ] eight months ago uber danger's in here oh what up john like i actually talked to him the other day he's got a he he has a snyder cut of a video coming out i'll just i'll tell you that he has a snyder cut of a video those bosses once per week every week since they come out until the end of tbc's life cycle so that's a lot of stones but one single consecrated sharpening stone costs eight runes and there's only one place to get necrotic i don't know how everyone needs them everyone's grinding for them and they're only around for a limited time because of course they are welcome together yes i remember this never mind i remember this [ __ ] because this happened and then we farmed out like 50 000 of these for the rather lich king knacks event and then they made them unusable i was so upset another virtual hell resource created and designed by blizzard entertainment welcome to the grind it's not the grind people want to see nobody wants to see it nobody wants to dance multiple times by the way you gotta edit that you gotta do it now no one wants to hear about necrotic groups i want to hear about display which is this video sponsor they do look good on my wall every couple of hours a random invasion will begin somewhere on azeroth signified by a purple skull on the map and giant floating cigarettes appearing in the sky somewhere within that zone if you follow one of the necrotic bolts fired from the cigarette you will uncover ghosts and ghouls protecting a necrotic shard these mobs can drop single necrotic runes but the real reason why it's never always one of the shards because once you weaken the shard enough four dudes will teleport down from the ziggurat and attempt to repair it using eight necrotic runes you can curse one of these dudes and turn him into an elite shadow of doom these dudes [ __ ] slap by the way what this is what you came here for because these elites drop a guaranteed 30 necrotic runes now i could have busted my balls for days maybe even weeks fighting against players of both factions for some necrotic runes but when i heard my friend only got 34 necrotic runes in one day due to the sheer congestion and grief look this is the best part it's like yeah classic wow this is why he didn't get as many alley griefing horde griefing had so many elite tags stolen like yeah this is the true classic wow experience you try to play the game and you're just grieved constantly by a bunch of [ __ ] idiots oh my god thing i had flashbacks to barney you get it that's your time nope i'm [ __ ] dead haha something and was like yeah [ __ ] that there's gotta be a better way at first night yeah that better way would be to just found at 4 11 a.m on a weekday but it turns out even if you are lucky enough to get a shot to yourself which i cannot stress to you enough just how rare that is you still need a group to help you a group that is also going to need the crotic ruins and a group that is also probably going to be of a sub-optimal setup because it's 4 11 a.m on a weekday it took us about one hour to clear this shard and i walked away with 124 necrotic runes that converts to only 15 sharpening stones and it will now be three hours before another invade wait so 15 sharpening stones divided by two because you want to have two of the sharpening stones for each weapon so that's really only like seven hours so you spend all day for seven hours of a buff that's slightly bet what what oh my god oh my [ __ ] god i've been here for years for years and i got it holy [ __ ] i didn't even know barney i love you thank you bart we're going to watch barney videos every single time that i do a mountain run from now on oh my god yes dude yes oh my god this is a one in fifteen hundred this looks good oh my god this looks so good wow look at the quality look at dude this one's so much better than the other one oh my god dude i love barney like i i really feel like i feel like because of this video i got them out like i really i know it sounds stupid but i genuinely feel like i got them out because of him okay here we go let's keep going and starts by then all the dads will be awake so this is likely as good as it gets there has to be a better way now that better way wasn't death rolling this warrior for his last seven gold which he needed to spend on repairs but i did it anyway no the better way was in fact something so obvious i was surprised i didn't think of it sooner wait he's going and hustling people out of their last little bits of money so they can't even repair dude barney's a pimp barney's a [ __ ] pamp i love to see that that's awesome all i actually had to do was just wait one whole month to be exact until christmas day 2020 when everyone else was offline spending potentially life-threatening quality time with their loved ones red spawn and i came in and cleaned house okay farming on christmas dude that's the real [ __ ] gangsta [ __ ] right there oh dude [Music] wow oh they're dying yeah it's probably a little bit too much to farm and that's how i farm 200 carapace fragments i mean sharpening stone wait what the [ __ ] oh wait this is a shower where the [ __ ] am i what's going on 200 that's a lot ow you're right no i just fell asleep i hit my head on my mind oh my god it's only somewhere dude what's that next rammus necrotic runes what are those the [ __ ] are you talking about we're here farming bugs you have no idea what's going on dude let me catch you up to speed after baristal's permanent resurrection at the hands of the no changes team the horde in the alliance began warring for the most precious resource of all territory after all he who owns the territory owns the farm within it are you picking up what i'm putting down this was actually a pretty fun this is a fun week of uh of classic wow it was really fun if you weren't invested in it so like for example i wasn't gonna get scare aboard like we got a few scare boards in my guild like it is what it is but like i didn't really care if things happened that way or not but it was really fun for me to just go out and play the game i think the only thing that's annoying is the amount of down time between combat you know like if you die you have to run back and then people kill you whenever you res it sucks but other than that it was a really really fun week man it really was you said are you gonna go scare aboard before casually roots yeah but i quit and so like it wasn't really be fair for me to get scared bored in the guild right because i wasn't putting in the effort i wasn't screaming or i wasn't raiding all the time and so yeah it wouldn't make sense for me to get it as the hours passed and the many battles waged on the territory balance shifted like so somewhere along the way guilds of all sizes and creeds began to put aside their super serious dramas to band together under one banner for the horde this was at least for now not just a guild versus guild affair but rather an all-out faction war and childish infighting was going to put on hold if we were going to get some farm and so a natural ecosystem settled in above ground pvp teams would patrol to keep the alliance out allowing the farmers below ground to safely acquire fragments i remember whenever this was happening everybody was like harassing like [ __ ] getting so mad at crusade like that's like s fans guild dude people were mauling out over crusade and like all the [ __ ] that was happening there it was kind of crazy to see how mad somebody could get over an old mount deserved yeah sure yeah about like collusion with the horde and stuff like that i don't really know what happened i just logged on to play the [ __ ] game but i remember there was a whole [ __ ] lot of drama man a whole lot of drama someone who spent quite a few hours of time doing both i can attest to you personally that during these hours it truly felt like i was fighting alongside the horde as affection really felt like i was like actually a guy in the horde like fighting a in a real war sounds so lame but it was so [ __ ] cool i might not be very good at world pvp but i sure as heck like to participate anyway just don't let me catch you alone in stormwind god i [ __ ] love being old ow this system of holding mass territory as a faction had proven to be quite successful and after a while the large-scale fight seemed to die down the horde whilst very condensely packed had their territory in hive zora and the i like how so what happened is it like on uh on on farolina we had all these battles and then finally at the opening of the gates all of the horde agreed to just go on one layer and all the alliance agreed to just go on the other layer so all the entire war of aq was was spamming aoes underneath the anubisath mobs that were going to spawn and competing for tags it was [ __ ] hilarious they pushed out well no people didn't puss out they're there for the rewards they want like i want to get the rep you want to get the rep let's just make sure we both get the rep it is what it is hence whilst not exactly working together as one unit had their territories in hive ashy and high regal as a full moon rose and the evening settled in a calm finally swept across silithus and for just a brief moment there was no fighting there was no drama no bad vibes it was just guys being dudes hanging out killing some [ __ ] bugs and then he appeared the one who would put this tenuous horde peck to the test cloaked in a mantle of feathers brandishing a mallet scorched by the sun itself he descended from the cosmic realms the sage of the six moons i've gotta say any moonkin that has sulfurous and classic wow stay away from that person just stay away just stay away from like it's just better for your mental health to stay just stay away from that person his teachings rang out in the general chat imparting a most forbidden technique to all druids a highly illegal moon fire scroll wheel macro that can tag mobs on frame one i'm pretty sure people actually got banned for using this by the way with this the druids would have power to completely disrupt the emergent ebb and flow of ibzora why be cordial with your fellow faction member and let him have that farm when he literally cannot stop you from tagging it before him remember what i told you remember what i said true balanced druids they were not taking the horde hours to build up in memes they're the worst destroyed forever so now we had a bunch of druids running rampant below ground tagging literally every mob on spawn and pissing everybody off oh no it also didn't help that the jerusalem just so happened to be in guilds who had already gained a reputation over the course of the day for farming in the hives whilst not having proper pvp representation outside essentially freeloading and let me tell you that's the same thing like there are guilds in classic wild that are just scumbag guilds like everybody in the guild is a scumbag you join the guild you know you're a scumbag everybody's a dick 17th consecutive hour of pvp the alliance to keep people safe who are in return just stomping all over your good will you start to realize that the enemy might not necessarily have a red name the enemy might actually just be certain guilds within your own faction their way to hinder foreign goals this realization came to be known as the people's brief awakening countless memes on the globular subreddit began circulating at this time disparaging the rat way of life whilst praising those who had previously struck a fair balance between fighting and farming these means whilst very funny world of rat rat unfortunately did very little to dissuade the druids from their path no you can't just steal our tags by using an instant target and close macro scroll will go and at this point most people had realized the grim reality that even if the druids were to stop it was too little too late the damage wasn't blood was already boiling reputations had begun to form and the once proud horde pact was slowly falling apart [Music] all according to plan i didn't just spend the last 17 hours merely pvping and killing bugs no i was also sneaking around with my rogue crew keeping tabs on everything and everyone i mean it's literally my job to document this event right so by extension i need to know which guilds are where they're rough numbers they're that makes you proudest their allegiances their enemies yeah everything and as the battles waged on and i harvested this data in secrecy i started to realize something the trick to the alliance's strength the reason they were able to hold twice as much territory as us was just a numbers game a numbers game with a huge flaw you see the alliance didn't have bigger guilds or better guilds they just had more guilds but if these games were to start distrusting each other if those guilds were to stop working together well that would be most favorable to final boss a guild no other guild can possibly stand alone against so i admit it it was me that summoned the sage of the six moons why did i do it because after years of baiting a rise out of public servers on gta 5 and gary's mod i'm sort of like the deprived mind whisperer well cause you're a [ __ ] low iq nut [ __ ] num nuts talking to you it's like talking to a [ __ ] brick wall you're in my ear invading my brain and lowering my iq why don't you shut the [ __ ] up for a change and actually use your lukewarm iq to realize what you've done here and how you are [ __ ] fail is that really what uh gta rp is because if it was i'd probably play it i just listen i like it whenever people are [ __ ] cause that makes it fun whenever people are nice then i'm not having fun it's only fun whenever people are dicks so he summoned the elite moon boy to ruin everything no druid players to be the most deprived minds of all they try to heal only to be out healed by everyone else they try to tank only to be told they're trolling and to reroll warrior they try to melee dps only to be told they're trolling and to re-roll warrior god can only help you if you're trying to play a boomkin warrior inside the minds of every druid is a complacent beaten down pathetic loser who only knows how to take orders to be a druid let me help you if you're trying to play a boomkin re-roll warrior listen to this listen to this in the mind of every druid is a complacent beaten down pathetic loser who only knows how to take orders there it is there is it is what it is boys it is what it is to be a druid is to be a jack of all trades and a master of nine nine when you're a monster not even close you should probably just reroll warriors but a way to unquestionably become the dominant class in a scenario i know they simply wouldn't be so they're getting prevented i orchestrated the great druid uprising and i did it to so chaos sure the horde pact was dismantled in the process but more importantly so was the alliances that was the plan all along quick fact check the alliance have more territory the alliance have more guilds the alliance have more numbers the alliance have more druids i can only imagine the levels of griefing the alliance were suffering through these hours now was the perfect time to strike and coveted for it yeah because there's there's a set amount of them of the guys so even yeah there's oh no yeah he's starting a civil war higher drop rates was our prime target everyone that can hear my voice is abandoning their current position and you will move at that time everybody will group up at 37.80 is this for a regal push yes i think it's time we let these [ __ ] rats drown leaving hive zora completely open to attack from the north my guild consolidated their numbers at a secret location alongside every other true and noble guild left we were going to hit the now weakened alliance with the full force of the rap so you guys yeah they've got like this have been the stage to many large and small scale pvp skirmishes but nothing would compare to the raid on hive regal the great raid on hybrid gall [Music] so they just ran them the [ __ ] down god damn oh and then the other guilds aren't helping them because it's every man for himself yeah you can't man you really can't wow pvp it's just uh you know it is what it is let's say that so they just claimed the whole [ __ ] thing oh my god looks like they're going to be getting all the scare boards in let's go the raid on hypergol had been a complete success such a success in fact that for the next 24 hours nothing else of note happened or maybe it did i wouldn't know i was in this room the whole time farming bugs my only contact with the outside world during these hours was through general chat but because humans aren't designed to sit in front of a screen for 58 hours at a time virtual bugs for clout in a 15 year old video general chat was even more general chat than usual the populace in their delivery were all suffering from a mass hallucination known only as snake men a deity like figure who doesn't dude like the general chat in silithus half of it was complaining about s fanned and the other half of it were people putting like chinese letters and my guild was trolling and they kept typing the bald man will ride the black bug because they were trolling the other guilds into thinking that i was going to get scared bored that was all it was it was it was so [ __ ] stupid man the whole thing like because you're sitting there here's the thing right is you're sitting there and the first day you're taking it seriously and now you're on the third day and the fourth day and you're just waiting for the respawn and you're gonna be doing this for the next three days and so yeah general chat over in silithus was probably the most degenerate thing it was worse than twitch jet let me say that it was actually worse than twitch yet seem to have any certain law or single point of origin that i could place he exists only in the delirious scrollings of those who have contracted bugbrain a condition that befores all those who enter silithus with the intent of farming fragments you'll know you have accurate when you start seeing carapace fragments where you shouldn't be seeing them you start hearing bugs the clicking of their mandibles the howl of the wind as it rolls through the caves and what day is it i'm hearing bugs in real life the [ __ ] is however after deciphering several general chat messages it seems that during these hours hive zora went on to become a volatile rat kingdom with no consistent faction balance pretty much no man's land if you were a small guild attempting a scarab lord or just a business person trying to sell bug killing services hive zoro was probably your best bet as for hiv ashy well that's alliance territory and that's i feel like the way that people decided and like segmented things out like obviously there were negatives to it as well but overall i i think that's like the pinnacle of emergent player behavior yeah that's definitely the that's the in my opinion pinnacle of emergent player behavior i love that the data i have because i was killing bugs in fact we were able to farm for so long uninterrupted in hypergal during these hours that we fully farmed not one but two scarab lords worth of reputation which looking back at it now was the peak of our farming efficiency i don't know if it was because people hadn't burned out yet or the fact that we had unconstitutional free farm for 24 hours or the fact that we just haven't already done that we were harvesting fragments [ __ ] unbelievable pace it was during these hours that i also managed to complete my personal task of gaining 200 fragments solo just to see how long hypothetically it would take for me to farm scarab lord myself and so just before i went to bed for the first time in three days by the way i went to hand them in but before that displayed metallic posters for your walls with over 1.4 million designs ranging from gaming anime movies to nature you're bound to find something you like in a size that suits the space it turns out a lot of artists i follow on twitter have stores on display which made my selection rather easy how could i not go for dreamwalkers incredible yeah it's over there s fam was sponsored by the pastel wave cityscapes by allura installation takes literally 20 seconds you just stick it to the wall with magnets it's so really i didn't even know i honestly i i just have it on on the ground i didn't know you could install it i actually learned something in this video maybe i should install the picture then that's crazy yeah i didn't even know that easy a paladin warning browsing this website will absolutely make you want to purchase displays so make sure you're either a content creator capable of using your clout to decorate your apartment for free or using my discount link in the description will get you 30 off your first two displays if you get three or more wow i'm currently smelting my thorium that i have been getting from rich thorium veins that i have been sneaking from other people yo barney [ __ ] off high quality dude i gotta get those arcane crystals um and i'm about to go to bed uh i've been awake full he still has blues oh my god before i go to bed i'm gonna hand in these 200 frames what is this guy doing probably my only 200 fragments i've actually farmed like 800 fragments but i've i only kept like one in four reminder to progress past this part i would have to hand in enough fragments to fill this bar and then two more handing in these fragments will give me 200 rep jesus man like the person who thought that up like i do want to say the scepter of the shifting sands quest line is in my opinion like this first beginning part was stupid right but it's in my opinion the greatest quest line that blizzard has ever made and they have not made anything that has even been remotely close to as good as the scepter of the shifting sands quest line ever it is by far the greatest quest line by a mile it's 32 quests long yeah it's insane because it's unhealthy no like this part is stupid right it's like it's like really really a lot of farming yeah but all the rest of it is awesome and i did wherein i caught a delicious six hours of sleep before now of course some of you might be thinking wait you're still farming bugs but why why you've pretty much seen for yourself that scary blood isn't gonna happen why why are you still talking about what's going on i made a promise i promise i intend to keep that i would live up to the mantle of the best forward content creator and make something truly epic on this event and do you really think that this is a good ending right here right now i didn't think so we still have scarab lords to farm we still have quests to help with and i'll be damned if the last three days were for nothing i don't go back on my word i promise you the good content and i'm gonna [ __ ] deliver cause that's mine is he gonna go for it so that's why i after only six hours of sleep re-ewoked and logged right back onto world of warcraft however this was not the silithus i had left behind in my absence the largest alliance guild goof whom we pushed out of hyderabad some thirty hours ago had reclaimed the entire west high than it is that's what they do with the south hive and the surface surrounding this and as you probably are dude this is incredible like the amount of effort and time you put into this holy [ __ ] man this is amazing already guess the east high fell to the rats goof knowing that it would probably take the entirety of final boss to clear them out had in this moment made a very clever play we can't go and fight them because that would leave our hive open to the rats they can't come and fight us because that would leave their hive open to the rats so we have a stalemate right no unfortunately all the people with pvp sense were at this time asleep and so those that were left decided [ __ ] it let's just fight anyway remember how i said both hives would be left open to the rats if this occurred well that's exactly what [ __ ] happened so the rats got everything luckily some strategic masterminds were able to log in before me and negotiate a ceasefire and i guess part of that ceasefire agreement was that our best pvp rogue kim possible would be taken hostage by the enemy this is literally what i logged in to see why i play from the two sweatiest guilds on the server what this is how you know bug brain is a real thing hours passed and it was clear oh my god was over the war between goof and final boss had definitely been a huge blunder for both sides this was the new reality a reality of slow fight rats so many rats so many bugs so many rats and if things couldn't get worse i then heard that one noise no one wants to hear in world of warcraft yeah there was an enemy rogue in the cave so now i had to worry about this [ __ ] rat called literally literally called rap bag in front of me stealing my tags and i also had to be worried about the unknown assassin who was definitely gonna jump me at low health for that easy honor kill but so it's just gonna that's the worst thing in classic wow if you play on a pvp server is you just have people that will just wait there until you get low health and then like you'll be you you'll be peaceful with them everything will be good and then let's say you narrowly avoid dying and it's a warlock that's next to you as he's walking by he just shadow burns you and you're dead ah that's the way it goes you know meanwhile you're peacefully playing with this guy for an hour and then at the very end he [ __ ] does that he [ __ ] does that [ __ ] it's the same as like you ever i've said this before right you ever ever [ __ ] quest alongside some guy who's on the opposite faction and you guys are neutral with each other but then suddenly once another guy if his faction shows up he gets this burst of courage to pvp you and then him and the other guy that just showed up kill you that's basically what world pvp that's what it really is that came every time yeah many occasions over the next hour where i was definitely low enough to just be a free kill but i didn't get killed the scenario made no sense the rogue was still here [Music] but he wasn't doing anything this puzzle weighed heavily on my mental so much so that i ended up losing my first tag to ratbag in about an hour or did i your eyes do not deceive you the gnome rogue ran straight through me to get to ratbag uh the only person not in final boss in this cave that's a nice guy he uh unalived him and i mean [ __ ] get involved this is this is a pretty good scenario dude hold on a second wow i know that name that rogue is in goof what the stream savers so here's what the [ __ ] was going on the reason goof wanted to take kim possible the best pvp rogue we have to offer hostage was because they could then put kim possible to work in their hives killing their rats i love this game and kim had done oh dude that's so that's literally 300 that's 300 iq i i [ __ ] that's straight up collusion it's beyond collusion it's collusion planning this is like [ __ ] watergate ev every well it's it's illuminati the new world order george soros [ __ ] the great reset adreno chrome that's everything man it's every conspiracy possible and it's beautiful absolutely [ __ ] beautiful and such a loving good job as is to be expected that they felt obligated to return the favor by sending rogues into our hives to clear out our rats now that i knew what was going on i wasn't going to let kim have all the fun i tailed rom wreck back to the deepest recesses of the goof hive and scanned for any target not wearing the goof troop guild tag rat located i then waited for them to do rat stuff where i intervened and did rogue stuff and of course goof let me kill them with no retaliation so i [ __ ] love this so much i dude i love collusion i think dude i find like collusion and that kind of stuff that makes it so much better like that that's that's what the game's all about in my opinion because like the horton alliance like you got to think about the rp here right like let's think about the rp is it the rp is the the horde and alliance are teaming up to collectively get people who are powerful enough to open the gates of encourage and you have some people who are motivated purely by money these uh soulless godless mercenaries and they are working not even against you know the other faction but they're working against their own faction as well and so part of the rp of the game was collusion like the gates of aq fundamentally was collusion it was great what i do best and camped them till they logged off the rat exterminator exchange program had formed i and others would periodically cruise through goof hype to make sure it was nice and goof and unalive any non-goofers that were found and on the flip side whenever it was obvious a rat was overstaying their welcome in the final boss i would walk into the goof hive and beckon someone to come my way they would then follow me back to the final boss hive and camp every rat until they either spirit revived or in the case of this warlock frywood logged off i do have to give flight with props though out of everything this entire event they i love this song since the moment they shut up here for like a week straight almost like they were trying to get in the video or something so [ __ ] you i'm not showing any of it as the days flew by and we ticked off more and more scarab lords it seemed we had finally created the perfect farming ecosystem we had the south we shared the surface and rats were heavily deterred from disrupting this knowing exactly who would be waiting on the other end to camp them and in hindsight it seemed so obvious you should have just been doing this from the start after all final boss and goof have the same goal we both just want to get as many scarab lords as possible and we're both the largest most triumphant of our respective factions this this only just makes sense but this allegiance would never have formed if not for a stupid bit of role play at like 4 a.m and this is why i will never not play on role play servers this just wouldn't have happened a silly little troll play whereas it's true everybody on fairlina dude was just pissed off at s fan what man dude but if it gets off he gonna get the [ __ ] mouth man i hate him i went onto his stream i called him fat and he banned me man i thought whatever happened i thought this was america and i got banned honest man [ __ ] that dude like that's actually what it was like the whole chat like you believe include my boy rep pounding oh man dude the whole [ __ ] pvp servers in classic wow were such cancer men like they were just they were just trash like the rp servers are a thousand times better like they're just they're so much [ __ ] better it's the pvp servers that suck because it's got all these people that are trying to make a name for themselves like imagine trying to make a name for yourself in a 15 year old video game the [ __ ] they took our best pvp a hostage started events that would soon turn into the greatest farming efficiency module we had had since we controlled all of regal sure we weren't farming as many fragments per hour but they were safe easy rat-free fragments farmed alongside gamers who are striving for the same goal as you absurd numbers of scarab lords what we lost in fragments per hour we made up in morale and team spirit and honestly i really believe that if it wasn't for goof people in final boss probably would have burned out way sooner but of course hyvergal is a secluded corner of silithus what happens in hive regardless stays in hiveregal and so for those looking in they didn't see the events that led up to this allegiance they didn't see them they don't know what didn't see the role play they didn't see this collaborative effort as something to praise all they saw was collusion cross-faction collusion evidence collection thread the rats were pissed that's accountability right there boys that's some real real accountability oh my god dude it's so funny for me to see this because i remember reading these threads whenever aq came out and i thought to myself then i was like what the [ __ ] is this i didn't really know i thought it was just funny dude classic the classic wow subreddit is probably the biggest collection of losers on the entire internet yeah pretty much yeah it's actually so sad the past few days i've been collecting and editing down evidence to send to blizzard regarding this recent final boss mastermind slash goof troop collusion now with obsidian council it looks like feel free to add any evidence to the collection any evidence video and i reckon the more evident slash emails the better this just ends up making the game worse so the emails about like imagine being the person who's paid like i mean it's blizzard right so like nine dollars an hour in order to read these emails from some molding [ __ ] 35 year old neckbeard karen that's mad that he's not gonna get his his special mount show the emails yeah i want to see the [ __ ] emails man those po dude those poor cs representatives oh my god it's sad hopefully we can do something to push back against it and attached to the thread was just a bunch of clips screenshots of random rants just getting owned and being surprised they couldn't walk in as a solo player and just free farming ivory girl so if i say he didn't get banned shockingly but it just wanted to show how badly bug brain was affecting some players for them it was tough to see that the fact of the matter was final boss and goof had just i think that a lot of people like they were coping with the fact the realization that blizzard doesn't care about classic wow like they don't care like the players are gonna do what they're gonna do and they just put the game out there and they were like hey there you go no changes you want no changes fine [ __ ] you here you go it's your problem now they do care i'm sending i've sent eight emails i'm trying to go up the chain of command to talk to a vice president at blizzard to ban this rogue that keeps killing me because the other alliance aren't killing him guys fighting each other at this point was a waste of time and the best course of action to achieve the goal of farming as many scarab lords as possible was to just keep each other happy this was a destined fate it could have gone no other way and the proof of this is that this horde x alliance large guild team up was being mirrored across plenty of other servers more importantly however this was also being mirrored in the [ __ ] law taking place in this event right now the horde in the alliance economically teaming up to did you miss that this is 100 warcraft but as the bug brain virus spread the collusion statements began to increase in ridiculousness for example collusion on an rp server should be grounds for immediately hi welcome to did you know idiot the horde in the alliance learning to put aside their differences to work together for a common goal has only been like the main plot point for like every single [ __ ] wow expansion yeah exactly this this always happens only together every [ __ ] time and against the shadow will you be able to save this world from the flame yep you and i just don't show that to redditors on the slopes of mount hyjal don't show this to redditers that world tree did not fall because the horde and the alliance worked together cross-faction collusion consider yourself reported you dirty colluders now i am cherry-picking uh it is worth noting that these rats were definitely in the minority of people but they were a very [ __ ] loud minority oh well in fact that sitting president donald trump was forced to make a statement to combat the fake noise regarding the collusion someone commissioned this and put it in my guild discord i had to use it this is for the wow classic server grab your list okay you need to know that the goof troop goof did not collude with the final boss there was zero collusion they are innocent okay everything being said is fake news fake news all judges dropped i can't believe they got donald trump to do that charges draft with a full pardon from the president of the united states goof and final boss continues to work together towards securing grabulus's legacy together we were going to farm as many scarab lords as possible before the gates were that's smart time was running out as guilds began finishing up their bug farming and moving on to the next part of this cursed quest don't ruin his moment you idiot they would naturally turn their focus towards completing the war effort after all they want to go an open-end garage and raid it like the whole point of this event at this point in the timeline it's august 8th 2020 a very special date there is currently only one septa bearer typo but that's all about to change for if i were to jump forward one day four other people obtained their scepters overnight i was there and it was quite something but we'll get to that that's a lot because that's not why august 8th was special no for that we need to turn our attention to the war effort data between august 8th and august 9th what happened august 8th and august 9th did you see it that's an awful lot of peace bloom handed in on the horde side don't you think 25 380 peacefully to be exact well that's because august 8th was a very special day the day you know what was funny about this is like i remember all the the stuff that we put in fairlina crusade invested so many hours and days into farming all the resources for the opening of the gates of aq do you know what olympus farmed i think one guy donated like 20 thorium bars we didn't do anything we dude we done and like i told them and that's what i was like so what are you guys gonna do for the warfare ever like nothing like it's better for us if it takes longer we don't care about the gear max is gonna come out like well we're gonna get the gear in a few weeks he gives a [ __ ] right like i want to get them out like we're waiting for the mounts like we want it to take longer dude olympus we were yeah we're doing we're doing what we need to do man we're doing what we need to do that's what matters i do know that we we did contribute a little bit but it was mostly crusade like crusade was over half of like the entire alliance of the peace bloom dkp yeah peace peace dawn breaker invites all grubulans to its first molten core pdkp bye gear with peace bloom wow wow time discord see you soon farm peace bloom thanks heavy hoof i will and i did because this post was made like a week before now and when you're sitting in a cave farming bugs that is so ridiculous down time a lot of down time to alter onto your secret alt no one knows about and pick peace bloom completely anonymously in durotar that's a lot of peace but the real flowers were the friends i made a lot now you might be wondering wait don't you want to prevent the war effort from being completed after all once it completes there are only five days of the gates open and then you can't farm scarab lords and yes you are right but the numbers peace bloom is pretty damn easy to come by so you know those bids are going to get absolutely [ __ ] crazy oh my god and if it's one thing gamers like seeing their [ __ ] numbers and when else am i gonna get the chance to see someone buy a mage blade with flowers i have no choice but to go however don't get the wrong idea i'm not dude i really feel like i should have rolled on this server this server genuinely feels like a lot of fun like yeah i really really do like dude farolina didn't have anything cool like this ferolino was just a bunch of [ __ ] losers and like clout chasers like this server actually seems fun i'm going to be bidding on stay away please i know positions please i know it's my fault that it was bad incredibly sub optimal double gut gore ripper yes i have distracting dagger in the bank and no i'm not going to use it because even with this handicap i'm literally a worldwide all-star and you're all [ __ ] cringed wait then why are you farming peace bloom for the peace bloom dkp if you're not going to bid on items with your peace bloom with the peaceman dkp come on guys you know the answer to that what's the point content chaos after this molten core i'm gonna run through the logs and check to see who are the absolute worst players and then i'm gonna give them all my [ __ ] peace bloom i think the true spirit of the war effort is to give everything you have for a greater cause and what could be a greater cause than gearing up some guy who's going to quit before max rammus now that's content welcome to monkor what hope you like the entrance by the way now as explained a gdkp is a raid wherein the loot is bid on with gold at the end and then everyone receives an even split of that gold which i love in mind and knowing that the objective of this raid is to get as much peace bloom as possible for the war effort one can reasonably assume that there is going to be no peace bloom cut at the end of this raid since it's all going to be handed in however there was one more that doesn't make sense to this gdp that in hindsight i can't help but phil should have been on the advertisement instead this quark was nestled deep inside a discord chat that most people had only just now started gaining access to now because of the events you're about to see i no longer have access to the discord so you're gonna have to put up with my ms paint recreation so i will just assume that things did not go well this room in this discord was a list of every piece of molten core gear each piece of gear had a number assigned to it and that number indicated the flat price like a base price so people have to put in that if you wanted gear from this gdkp you would first pay that flat price and then you would wait for it slash roll on the gear along with everyone else who wants to buy a roll does this sound like a gdkp to you no what the hell is that why would they call it a gdkp if you can't even fit on gear this actually is just a free roll pug with extra steps and there's a reason free roll pugs don't exist anymore and that's cause they are [ __ ] but there you have it they do exist they're retail wow because that's all we have so again that's one reason oh oh master so bad then why does everybody use it if they can use it it's because it's better everybody knows it's better and it was better than blizzard people everyone is using it and until blizzard literally took it away until they literally took it away jesus i i still can't believe that happened i'm so i'm so mauled about that i am so [ __ ] mauled about that man it sucked yeah maybe if you sucked but if you were a good player and you earned your spot and you deserved the loot you'd get it have it i had joined the world's first gdkp with no bidding allowed it was clear many people were expecting this gdkp to be run for am use reading this uh item sheet correctly there's no bidding wait wait what someone was gonna have to speak to the manager once we had zoned into the instance and we were all inside the same voice chat i decided that someone was going to have to be me if this is to get like the maximum amount of peace bloom as possible for the war effort yeah how come we're not bidding it would make more sense to let people just bid because that's what like every single one does he is my argument irrefutable my social capital extensive my intellect unmatched effects and logic were aligned for a perfect ko but the response i got might surprise you or it might not i think we all know how this one ends peace bloom in the end you can still turn that in yeah you're not planning on turning it in anyway uh no don't you guys have phones don't don't you guys have phones what do you mean i'm right back okay i'm back sorry about that boys did you wash your hands why the [ __ ] would i wash my hands dude i got a clean dick why would i do that wasn't i don't think most people here were planning on doing that i think most people were here to buy gear with peace bloom and then just auction house what they didn't use i think expecting fresh level 60 casuals to care about your war effort above their own gold income is [ __ ] in no way i just imagine like how small the guy's brain is it's like you have like a uh like a a dwarf peanut like like a half of a dwarf peanut it's like the little little tiny ones you know yeah you're not planning on tearing it in oh why no i don't think most people here were planning on doing that i think most people were here to buy gear with peace bloom and then just auction house what they didn't use i think expecting fresh level 60 casuals to care about your war effort above their own [ __ ] is [ __ ] insane especially when let's just keep it real most of these players are not going to clear aq40 no in fact i think they suck but to say that 50 of these players will probably never even walk into the instance portals but as for me my piece bloom i would rather just probably true and that's what i told them yeah you're not planning on turning it in anyway yeah i would i would sooner delete it than not get it to you man some of these names in the raid i had seen them on my farming alt they had spent days picking peace bloom alongside me or against me i guess so i knew they definitely had at least as much as me naturally they didn't want to let their farming be for nothing and so they started bargaining what if you pay double can you get an additional roll oh that's that's smart yeah that was a good idea if people could double their roll fee each time they wanted to re-roll things would at least be more very good it still wouldn't be a dkp but at least it wouldn't be whatever this is and it wouldn't [ __ ] over the poor noobs who have spent seven days picking flowers for god's sake won't someone think of the noobs with too many people asking too many questions heavyhoof was out of options he was about to explain why there was no bidding why any idea that involved acquiring yeah would be thrown out immediately and that reason was i didn't really want to deal with the logistics of having to deal with bids that go up to the ten thousands the [ __ ] that makes sense i mean look dudes [ __ ] wait they don't want to play that [ __ ] out there like ten thousand like what the [ __ ] dude like yeah [ __ ] that dude just [ __ ] just roll that [ __ ] off man who gives a [ __ ] man that like the point was i wrong i don't think so but i do see where heavy hoof was coming from i wouldn't want to deal with the logistics of trading several thousand peace bloom either but that's why i'm not running a [ __ ] peace bloom dkp am i making either want to know why because i don't like football also i don't own a [ __ ] tv so don't you think it would be a bit [ __ ] of me to then host one anyway and then when people show up to my super bowl party and start asking where the game is i turn around and say super bowl party this is a superb owl party you've read my invitation wrong and then when no one buys that i come clean and say okay i know there's no tv but think about this from my perspective okay i don't want to deal with the logistics stepping stones we have to go by the tv oh my god you're missing the entire point of dkp right yeah i don't want to discuss this right here no the point was to get people to [ __ ] form peace bloom and turn it in so if you want to go turn it in go turn it in we're going to rate mc and then have fun so if you don't like uh-oh you good no we're good you're just making this [ __ ] take longer okay but one more question do you guys think heavy hoof is acting sauce if you don't like it feel free to leave if i leave will you answer the question it's a stupid post it to reddit i don't think these are the guys that are on there man these are the [ __ ] guys were [ __ ] rancid so terrible in fact that given the choice between experiencing my first change of scenery in two weeks and farming bugs dude i would have accidentally accidentally wiped the raid like five times man i would have been like oh that's all man the core hound just pulled that's crazy how'd that happen like i would be pulling [ __ ] into them making you know making them wipe constantly like if a raid ever does that to me like i will make that raid as bad as absolutely possible i picked the bugs get me the [ __ ] out of here yeah [ __ ] that um hi hold on one sec yo barney how was the piece bloom gdkp dude yeah not good you guys not good the peace bloom dkp had been a resounding disappointment in an alternate timeline it was probably a really fun raid with sick loot yeah we've been cool we are here in the timeline where the people who stayed lament to me in real time how [ __ ] the raiders would be lying to you if i told you that the entire situation that's so sad i feel bad because my fire was far from low-key yeah i feel bad for the guy bugs had left my mental on its last threat this molten core experience had just burned into ash i was about to go from barney beekeeper to barney gatekeeper gatekeeper as they say barney big dick but okay that's fine too i guess in october of 2019 you asked me how i make my gold and i gave you my honest answer beg for it and that's true you laughed at me funny little salesman selling his funny little lucky charm yeah wait oh yeah stupid role players are so [ __ ] stupid aren't they imagine some random [ __ ] just comes up to you and wants to trade you a white item that does nothing and then you tell him i don't want it he's like no you do want it and he just keeps [ __ ] insisting yeah i can only imagine how annoying that would be [Music] no this is the beekeeper fortune depending on who you ask this is either blood money acquired through the peddling of useless items or the life savings of an idiot commodifying forces above his understanding i personally think my over exposure to dragons is to blame because more and more i find myself composed of horde gold with each month i seem to double my charm output with no end in sight but i digress up until now i had remained a passive player in the war effort but no more i was going to use every single piece of gold i had to delay that gate from opening for as long as i possibly could starting of course with the peace blue so he was maliciously buying all of it out with the logistics of trading several thousand people to my bank delicious fender trash yes i could post this all back on the auction house for an easy so he's spending all of his money just to make it to where it won't happen this is incredible but i don't want anyone handing in anything this isn't money to turn into more money yes and so i went down the wall effortless draining each and every resource from the auction house until it was drier than my bones one thing you should know about me by now is i don't really half-ass anything twenty thousand then took a flight path straight to gadget sand to clean out the neutral auction house as well i pulled up alongside a gnome mage and made my search for linen bandages the current hot item i found a bunch of listings for one copper each okay as i started to buy them i found that someone else was buying them at the same time as me so i instead started from the bottom and worked my way up it was at this point that i got a whistle for the alliance dude stop buying them was the gnome next to me buying these auctions oh my god i love it this is this is my favorite it has to double are for the alliance war effort okay cool they can buy them from me for a higher price then this of course was a lie i obviously wasn't planning on reselling anything but i said this because i knew it would piss him off yeah i tried to respond but they put me on ignore they then oh my god i love this man this is this is my like honestly the video was like it was good right it's a good video but like this just really [ __ ] like this is the kind of stuff this is beautiful man this is absolutely beautiful and the best part about it is nothing nobody can do anything about it that nobody can do anything about he's sitting there buying their [ __ ] this is yeah th this is the masterpiece this is our and i'm crying about it on the globulous discord stage shout out to barney b from final boss for buying the bandages and raising the price and tagged me you j world buff fanatic king of the colluders and rat royalty then responds yeah don't blind sell any items i can hook you up with some contacts the colluding warlock then says i was co-ordinating it oh that's whenever he bought them all coordinating i see the ally i was selling them to was right there buying them as i posted barney just bought faster sorry guys this is so good this is so [ __ ] funny man like so when griffin happens to others it's fine this is not griefing dude like the thing is it's like you saw me like buying bandages off of the neutral auction house while somebody else is trying to [ __ ] trade them across for like a cheap price it's griefing shut up like shut up this is not griefing doctor speed yeah apparently not barney's doctor speed this yeah come on this is this is what the game's all about man and by faster i did i cleaned out the neutral auction house of every single war effort material but somehow i still wasn't sated there was only one thing left to do as i started on my flight to thunderbluff to camp the hoard auction house i alt tabbed to my guild discord at everyone from now until the conclusion of the war effort i will be reimbursing all war effort material purchases with five percent interest please screenshot your tsm ledger purchase history and proof that you vendored or deleted the items to receive payment ideally i'd like people stationed at both neutral and hoard auction houses 24 7 so if you have as much time as i have money to burn please do your part for our most noble goal and 20 000 however word travels fast faster than a windriver it seems because when i showed up to thunderbluff to do my thing i was swiftly assassinated by two roles it was clear i personally was not safe to show my face near any auckland houses ever again but that mattered not i already had my little busy bees out doing the beekeepers bidding so i could get back to silithus to farm bugs oh my god that's that's so good oh look it's my stream and then my computer crashed because my hard drive had failed the hard drive containing every single piece of footage i recorded for this event thus far now inaccessible corrupted all gone my roommate and i troubleshooted for hours on end as we tried to get the data off the hard drive but nothing worked we were left with just one option which was to send the hard drive off for data recovery which costs thousands of dollars and might not even yield any results but i didn't have thousands of dollars to spend on data recovery anyway so [ __ ] i was [ __ ] this was my morale it had all been for nothing and i wasn't just done with scarab lord that sucks i was done with world of warcraft i picked up my phone and opened discord to let my gm know that i was quite sad man but he had already messaged me first a link to the scarab lord list it had been updated my selfless dedication to the cause had not gone unnoticed and given that final boss runs on a merit-based system the scarab lord target list had undergone some renovations i was now no longer number 18 on the list i had been bumped up quite a few places to number 11. holy [ __ ] this might actually be doable i glanced down at my computer inside of which layer rotting inaccessible hard drive i may have lost everything that came before but i can still show you how this features i plugged in a three terabyte external hard drive and re-downloaded world of warcraft oh no [ __ ] way dude no but dude i can't wait till next year whenever the next episode comes out that's going to be crazy jesus dude what a video what a dude what a [ __ ] good oh my god wow wow app dude subscribe subscribe right now patreon patreon patreon patreon like the video okay that dude i i am just very rarely is there a video that that's that good i you nev you never see videos that are that good man like it it's it it's so it's just it's so it's so good like especially what i like about it the most is the [ __ ] the ebb and flow of it where like a video i i've got it on my other computer okay because i usually watch it on this computer i'm probably just gonna start watching on this computer in full screen maybe this would just be better if i did it like this i don't know this video is probably my this might actually be my favorite video for wild classic it has like just the right mix like the narrative of it is really good it was a great video i really liked it a lot it was incredible it was really really really [ __ ] well man it was amazing link it i'll link it one more time yeah barney this video was out of this [ __ ] world this is one of the best videos i've seen in a long time and i think just like the end the end part of it was my absolute [ __ ] favorite like him buying everything out and then the hard drive crashing and it being over and it was at the end the video like i honestly thought this was the end it's like ah you know it is what it is you know uh you know all good things come to an end and then suddenly this [ __ ] [ __ ] happens like i plugged in a three terabyte external hard drive and redownloaded world of warcraft it's just i made a promise then dude the music the music was so good like all right it's it's so it's so good it's so it's so good i love it [Music] you

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Length: 66min 39sec (3999 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021