Infinite Shampoo Life Hack

yes i support male victims of domestic violence too how did you know me overthinking how betrayed my dog felt when i accidentally stepped on his footsie name a more pay to win franchise i'll wait skylanders people who never played a video game making laws about video games game bad when you're at the party but you know only one person [Music] my friend telling me what happened in school after my one day absence every single day my long-suffering husband straightens our ugh and every single day our cat pulls the rug back up so that he can fold it over and lay on the wrinkle like this what normal people see what school nurses see [Music] me after six months of skyrim and dragon age when i come to friend's house for round of cod normal people when they get found in 6 000 years me finally getting some attention in 80 21 a.d when you walk away from an argument and hear them whispering something american barbecue or something i don't know i'm not american vader torturing his own daughter on the death star calm vader when his son gets tased for like a hot minute panic everyone makes fun of australia for losing the emu war america who lost the war on drugs [Music] sash you hear that it's the sound of halloween roses are red i like confetti eat spaghetti to forget your regretty name a more iconic duo i'll wait dreamworks isn't as good as disney or pixar kung fu panda spirit stallion of the cimarron the road to eldorado how to train your dragon the prince of egypt shrek if you love her let her go if she loves you she will come back jeff bezos at a photoshoot in japan if you know you know [Music] fit forever fat forever how to trigger christians with one image if you don't and jesus died for nothing when you start a new game and put on any equipment you find hey little man how's it going yeah welcome to heaven here's our star wars collection wait they are all sequels [Music] fun fact if you buy a packet of bananas in australia it comes with a tropical spider she asks if her ass looks fat in the dress your possibilities to escape yes no it's not that bad the older you get the more you realize what an idiot you were when you were younger my mom walking into my room to tell me that video games can cause mass shootings me welcome to heaven here's our meme collection what the frick it's all cake day memes haha psych me shaking my d after pissing my d i'm dry there is not coming more me pulling my pants up my d not questions that might never be answered what the dog doing what does the fox say who let the dogs out who is joe hey are you sleeping yes now shut up yeah you're right we should catch up on sleep hey are you sleeping aliens lands on earth alien where can i find the leader of the earth random human leader of where england or us or india where alien the one which you all humans follow and respect human keanu reeves but he is not a leader alien my friends me starting high school let's go in and out 20 minute adventure go out travel learn take advantage of your youth me my parents in their 30s let's have a third kid we can afford it me and my 30s if i eat one dollar instant noodles every day i'll be able to buy a house in 2048. hello peter we are not mixing memes right feels weird but i'll allow it dad am i adopted no why would i pick you did it hurt when you majored in psychology while struggling with mental illness everything's a free sample if you're fast enough omni man the importance of using vowels properly you're a freaking piece of shiz you're freaking a piece of shoes it's keanu reeves birthday today my dudes you are known for dear pretzels lederhosen german engineering invading every post that has to do with germany in the slightest sprites deutsche who rinse on i'm 100 for mandatory vacations if they are refused they should be forced start a family find a prestigious job be happy sit around for eight hours every day cycling through three apps for memes and playing video games that you aren't even interested in anymore but you have nothing better to do jar doesn't open meet the dad lion king of the jungle crocodile literally a monster of the river elephant begins professional street number me can we get finding nemo mom we have finding nemo at home finding nemo at home finding jesus too scientists what should we name this new planet scientist uranus scientists your brother gets a phone calm he downloads tick tock panic you're a supportive sibling that doesn't hate him for his choices calm me realizing the area 51 raid happened almost two years ago how to lose 10 000 calories while you're asleep me my food frick you newton your mom jokes are so overused just like your mom squirrels unlike most other mammals can survive impacts at their terminal velocity which means no matter what height you drop the squirrel from it will probably survive though don't try flinging squirrels out of buildings just yet squirrels when people start testing this [Music] king and his three out of four sons get killed his remaining son it's a sad story laughter can't win them all bro i would like to at least win one i asked an ai for video ideas and they were actually good paralyzing myself in honor of stephen hawking best exit for literally any situation is standing up abruptly loudly declaring well you know what they say and then immediately leaving the world tell him off america assert yourself u.s taliban that's my military weapons or gear great now let him have it u.s taliban you can have it i can't believe he didn't cry during titanic do men even have feelings me after playing monopoly for five minutes i declare bankruptcy when you watch a gameplay video on youtube and you see your gamertag in the video how to handle fame how old were you when you realized your original plan of being really nice working really hard and taking on much more than you should in the hope you would be automatically rewarded for this without asking was total issues me doing something secretly everyone in the house i have decided that i want to roam around for no reason the internet when i make a typo online [Music] if you remember these you deserve a veterans discount [Music] girl's bio not here for hook up her pigs my dad what did you have for lunch me just coffee what maybe if i have enough coffee my heart will just freaking stop what rickroll or something i don't know i use internet explorer a cat's meow is a form of communication with humans only not other cats skeletal will return with more animal facts guys please this is my last warning please do not search art of zoo worst mistake of my life world if everyone who said i'm depressed was actually depressed me after exchanging come with come in every sentence i have achieved comedy spice up the race by handing out random cups of vodka [Music] got so there's just one reef [Music] ultraviolet light from the sun the ozone layer the surface of the earth it's all gonna be all right march september beginning of a regular show episode middle of a regular show episode end of a regular show episode everywhere i go underrated i see his face wake up it's 2008 and you're watching tv [Music] i actually don't mind if a guy is less than six feet [Music] sugar falls on the ground ants [Music] dc character dies dc planning to resurrect them three months later yes very sad anyway december 31 2019 september 1st 2021 girls only cry over basic trash boys only cry over stupid shoes when i'm interrupted for the fourth time in a row reporter actually gets stabbed on tv while testing knifeproof vest i don't know if i'm a millennial or gen z and at this point i'm too afraid to ask doctors saved your life christians a blessing from the lord you are known for an annoying accent colonialism [Music] when you let your mom cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are first person burning arijuana leaves be like noted step one search art of zoo step two visit the site three lose faith in humanity step four make a meme on it when you are asked to compare two numbers using these signs and you check which number the crocodile needs to eat ashes here we go again 23 of the funniest finalists in the 2021 comedy wildlife photo awards the rodents the manca another day of thanking god that spiders can't fly not a meme just wishing him a very happy birthday it's my birthday and no one remembers it depression i want to die anxiety but what happens when we die me confused panic atlantis the lost empire treasure planet being amazing disney movies that didn't deserve to flop mr sandman enter sandman i also filled the movie name you were searching for that must mean you have the movie right right me who killed that annoying mouse disneyland security my emo phase my current phase where i'm 1000 times more sad but dress normal for work person don't google this everyone how about i do anyway [Music] there are two types of people in this world avoid them both until next time friends me on day 430 the people that thought i'd never get past a week math teachers when you solve the same problem with a much easier way how dare you question my methods talib and angry and disappointed after u.s disabled military equipment before leaving kabul oh i'm sorry did somebody not allow you to steal tools of warfare i freaking hate grocery store checkout screens asking me if i want to donate twenty dollars to end child hunger or whatever you're a 10 billion dollar corporation i'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatoes why don't you donate 20 dollars to end child hunger when someone is complaining how depressing their life is but it all sounds normal to you crt televisions i'm literally a radioactive black box strange signals goes in picture comes out i will not break for 50 years modern tvs your tv needs an update please connect to the internet no one 40 plus year old dads on facebook 4 ways to make nut milk [Music] there is another art of zoo google safe search my curiosity would you like to make the tutorial before using this program no [Music] how the frick do i use this program frozen frozen ifanna shut the frick up and went to bed teacher class am i audible to you on zoom the whole class it's the trick send no reply the existence of giga chad implies there is a much more powerful more chat tara chad if monday was a person fan average enjoyer i asked my grandpa after 65 years you still call grand modeling beautiful and honey what's the secret grandpa i forgot her name five years ago and i'm scared to ask her when you find the sperm you flushed 10 years later daddy what will you save a crying monkey or frog [Music] before you all forgot it today is this legend's birthday my favorite thing about young eminem is how he constantly looks like he doesn't know where he is or what's going on thank you one last question anti-vaxxers before catching of it no shot for me i don't know what's in that one chemical anti-vaxxers when they get sick from of it that feeling when you've been going to the same job for several years and you no longer feel so ambitious about it anymore coach he trained for four years to win the gold only to crash what on earth could have distracted this man gentlemen it is with great pleasure to inform you that today is the birthday of keanu reeves contestant when i was born i was deformed and had no teeth for over a year judges are you okay honey you've barely touched your lemonade [Music] when it's finally 20 20 but you realize that both 1820 and 1920 had massive plague outbreaks me does it have a wheelchair amp lodge yep me oh great lodge might want to buckle up though me i'm sorry what i didn't steal your meme i discovered it we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police the pizza guy to the robber in my house you mammoth your last demi year education in asia be like trade offer school i receive your money you receive knowledge but you don't know where to use when you've been waiting 360 days just to post your cake damien i'm gonna get so much karma when you keep the wrapper in your pocket until you find a dustbin be confident remember positive thinking so where do you see yourself in five years highly positioned opening a goddamn email there better not be any goddamn emails in here when it's my cake day but everything is calm as usual why is no one having a good time i specifically requested it you're known for being a great villain being the most dangerous threat on eternia sharing some disturbing facts me walks with a knife safely in my hand my brain but what if you tripped and the knife landed point up and you fell on it and killed yourself me shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip her favorite movie is revenge of the sith you say hello there she responds with general kenobi she plays lego star wars my music taste also my music taste storage space running out me deleting apps i never opened in my life me for the entire day me at 3 am for some reason when i click submit payment [Music] me leaving my room to go accuse everyone in the house of stealing my charger i misplaced when you grow up but refuse to evolve a fly entering my room same flight trying to leave all right as soon as i get home i'm gonna get all my shoes done me as soon as i get home when you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message let's see when my assignment is due yesterday me purchases a toilet seat on amazon amazon for the next four weeks i hear you like toilet seats people that write easy when they win people that write gg when they win people that write gg and wp when they lose [Music] me phone my little cousin asking what games i have on that come in and try the worst coffee one woman on tripadvisor had in her life what if it was moss [Music] me after a mental breakdown wondering if i just faked it for retention even though nobody else was there when your wi-fi is down for 10 minutes [Music] if you can't hide a crime scene just pretend you are a victim the future is reduced for quick sale two dollars teacher divides gymnasium every boy ever this really how it feel when you pissed off trying to act normal when you're in the middle of a civil war but the beat is pure fire people who like this also liked mount cook one tree hill uluru my pockets after i waste my money on some dumpsters [Music] we all know this idiot but put some respect on the ones that went back me calling both shreks is equally good everybody else agreeing with me on gender equality me actually talking about the both times i had shreks me trying to sleep my arms my legs my eyes my back my brain why didn't you change i changed on the inside me leaving a pan to soak after cooking knowing i have absolutely no intention of washing it [Music] person in horror movie do something dumb me yo what a freaking idiot lmao me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking [Music] me overthinks everything also me all this overthinking and i still make the worst decisions when your mom drops you off at a birthday party with your own snacks because you have food allergies why do you always live in a fantasy world me it's a peaceful lie you got any of those ah you know those things with the ah the stuff on them of course right this way sir [Music] i'm saving myself for a japanese woman bro i can't wait to marry a third world fatty breaking news chocolate recalled after contamination scare scientists are telling the public not to panic saying a lethal dose would take a disgusting slob few i drink like a fish i like when the water is cold but not so cold that it hurts your teeth me high motivation to change my life on first of january going back to the same old me on 2nd of january after something mildly inconvenient happens me after not understanding the task for 5 minutes can you please tell me what i have to do on this task teacher just think about it me my goodness what an idea why didn't i think of that when i randomly remember how i was taking all the [ __ ] and emotional drainage from that toxic person in my life [Music] how you picture it how you draw it vladimir putin when your parents say no fighting but you hear them wrestle every night in their room me being home alone at 25 years old sudden suspicion that some hidden stranger is waiting for his chance to jump me me i'm gonna eat healthy me the newborn film sounds a [ __ ] double 007 not in service anybody hey i have to ask you about something me oh neptune netflix hey so we have the show you were looking for it has two seasons so i can watch season one and to write season five season six [Music] yeah this job sucks but i'll be able to quit when i get rich and famous how frick you're never just me random video that i accidentally clicked on while watching something else youtube no no i want to live i want to live every literature teacher a brilliant essay written by the class prodigy not impressed how i use a shampoo first day four weeks later plus 300cc water infinite me trying to act normal while listening to people's conversations me watching you edit my google document when you have to give your near pep talk before convincing it to take you up a staircase pov there are no snacks in the house do you ever reply with justin okay while the other person is online type something and erase it but then since the person is online and knows you're typing you have to send something so you ask how it's going even if you don't want to know [Music] when you regret spending all of your money on an expensive bed hahahahaha you are so funny me it's a sad story laughter high school girls be like when you accidentally walk into them half of my respiratory organs were destroyed the problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness when you are really sad crying me this past year new game releases in 10 more minutes i'm gonna go to sleep four hours later just one more video math mental abuse too human when you've recently realized you and your mom have a pretty toxic relationship you're considering cutting contact with her when you turn 18 but she's way more emotionally invested in you than you are her and no it won't be pretty you feel like everyone picks on you in small ways but get told off when you express that you don't like all the constant teasing and you saw you've learned from your mom gaslighting you for years to gaslight yourself into believing you are actually the problem here and are too sensitive get constantly misgendered by your classmate who refuses to you say them pronouns because too hard you act even a little bit grumpy over mom overreacting to your room being even slightly warmer than she'd like so she tells you off for giving her attitude and you know talking to her about it would be meaningless so you hold in all your anger again when you rub your eyes for too long when you start a thread on a moderately controversial topic bomb hitler when you fall asleep at the office [Music] my therapist long pikachu isn't real he can't 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Id: bz_kp0_7rW8

Length: 26min 18sec (1578 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 03 2021