I Was Paid $999,999,9999 For Catching Too Many Fish

today we're going to capture the absolute rarest fish and then put them in a fish tank where they can be bought by customers for a healthy profit nobody wants to buy this one but that did make us 360 dollars so we got to get back in the water seahorses are the most valuable thing we can capture right now so we're gonna focus on those though there's a lot of other delicious looking creatures out here for us we're gonna very carefully throw them in the tank where customers are gonna come and purchase them that's it just grab them all you don't need a bowl or anything they'll survive in the air yeah that guy gets it so they're gonna go line up at the cash register and because we're literally the only employee here we need to go and check them out but we got another giant stack of money 880 so that means we can get either a capacity or a speed upgrade I'm gonna go for Speed the quicker we can move the better because I'm a very busy person but also the fish are a lot quicker and smarter than me so I'm just gonna have to beat them with raw speed that fish is shining gold but we'll throw a few more fish back in the thing we already have a customer waiting somehow not even sure where he found that fish but I'll take his money that little bit gave us the money we need for higher capacity so we can hold more fish and I'm not gonna stop until this ocean is going to completely devoid of Life extra capacity means more fish in my backpack which is a very safe place to store fish and we got customers waiting look at all that money well the new ones are coming in to select their prey I'm gonna head back out get another load the pink dolphins are probably also super valuable so that time I got five seahorses and two clowns and this is the customers are piled up we take another stack of money that should put us over a thousand dollars which means we can unlock a new tank for lobsters and because I'm really good at mini games they automatically gave me seven and we can improve our dive style for twenty thousand dollars I thought we already looked pretty good apparently we can get a bow correction we have to get a boat oh apparently we get a dolphin now I wasn't really watching the instructions we got a pink dolphin I came for the lobsters I got a pink dolphin I'm just that good what about the golden fish does that count can I get that nope dreamboats returning to shore we're gonna go unload this and the pink dolphin goes in the big tank so at least we're being Humane about this while we sell it to the highest bidder legendary river dolphin they come they look at the pink dolphin they leave me money it's the ultimate business model I do kind of like it better when I just sell them though because then I don't need to take care of them also I got five lobsters I assume these ones aren't kept as pets the Tank's actually at capacity so I need to get these customers out thanks idiots ethically farmed and raised fish this is great I just walk through the money tunnel every once in a while I'm gonna be rich in no time I'm going to clear out all the customers I can right now because I feel like the tanks are going to get full I need them empty so I can replace them with more lobsters I'm not actually sure what they're worth where they sold two lobsters and also a seahorse but we got uh 700 for our trouble we've got such a stock called official I can just stand here for a few minutes and people just throw money at me so while we're at it we might as well get the turtle tank as well for 2 000. give me those Turtles valuable juicy delicious Turtles and somehow for some reason I got a key to this door that leads us to the tentacle cave where there is a big shark and good news I'm locked in here with a full backpack at least I'm moderately smarter than that shark what is this beautiful creature can I have you I sure can I like how it's used as Sitting Duck in a hot tub their secret aquarium we have a fish with wings that can talk so apparently I feed it once in a while and it's gonna get me bubbles of stuff I'd so much rather just capture that and go but put in one of my big old tanks but buying will play its game but this time I did get two lobsters four turtles we've opened the door to the city look at them the turtle doesn't even fit in the bowl ladies take it away flailing they have no choice oh that's a big line of the people that's going to be a giant stack of money yeah that profit's starting to feel better we checked them all out at once because we're a super cashier with my six thousand dollars we're gonna get a speed upgrade it wants me to get capacity but I'm not falling for it every time I see something glowing I just get distracted oh I can get another legendary river dolphin get in my thing I didn't realize I could get multiples of those they're a little bit hard to uh get a hold of because they're very quick and I'm very bad at this got him I have also found a very large whale that we cannot get yet because I'm not nearly high enough level for now I want the Exotic pink dolphins I bet they're delicious I'm too quick for you idiot get in my aquarium for some reason the more Dolphins we have the more money people are gonna pay to see them when is it interesting enough look at all that money customers have also been waiting for a little while so we should definitely keep up with them so we have a brand new uh aquarium set up with even more valuable fish we also get a one hour bonus pet I'm gonna take 20 extra cash from fish I mean why wouldn't we considering all of our money currently comes from Catching these idiots and selling them I think the red ones are the more valuable ones so I'm gonna try and catch those but I'll take anything at this point there's also a giant manta ray that apparently I can catch but for now we're gonna bring our fish back throw them in the tank and we gotta get some customers moving nice stack of money giving the world to win that's got to be a lot a few more customers a few more fish few more dollars so we're gonna increase our capacity we're gonna bring even fish back every single time and they got a golden fish and I also found a spot on an island oh I find ship parts in the ocean I can build a boat that's about the sparkling things are that I've been ignoring this whole time because we dive down and grab them okay these are actually pearls but I'll take pearls because those sound valuable I did find the boat anchor I need a few more pieces to get it all together pretty sure at that point I can catch some of these big whales I just love watching that stack of money that gave me three thousand dollars for only a few fish so we're gonna unlock whatever's next a flying fish and we found the Monopoly man in Disguise he wants two very basic fish so we'll get them two very basic fish because he's a very basic man I need to remember that it's flying fish that it worth the most now okay so I brought you your two fish well what did we get for that that's actually quite a lot of money drop the fish off lots of customers lined up give me all of that ten thousand dollars so we're gonna get I think puffer fish the dog likes a new tank so much he's Doven right in I'd sell him for profit but I'm probably not allowed to do that there's a VIP fish who took two okay great more money for us and then I'm your flying fish that's also going to help us out in a big way that's a lot of money three thousand dollars for those few fish so we're gonna turn up our big capacity because we don't really need any more speed at this point and then we're gonna go right back to work catching everything we can get our hands on I think I also found the final piece of the boat so that may or may not be complete and I don't really know the point so I'll just go back to doing what I do best and capturing all the fish in the sea decimating every population I get my hands on I did accidentally catch a few puffer fish there I didn't even realize I finally managed to hire a single worker so he's gonna collect fish for me so I could basically just retire at this point but I'm not actually going to because we'll make a lot more money if I actually help a little bit big land up of customers and a VIP customer walking in so a few more fish can pass the money later and I can unlock the jellyfish and these are gonna work good because there's a lot of jellyfish out there I can catch the big gray whale at this point I didn't realize that I'm catching something wait which one was I catching oh the Stingray or whatever this thing the sea pancake we're gonna get the sea pancake no matter how much it struggles I'm gonna get it it's very quick it might get away we got it that's definitely got to be some kind of legendary fish so we're gonna catch a few of those the more legendary idiots we get the more money we're gonna make please don't get away I think I might need a little bit more speed and power getting some of these big ones is really a struggle okay I got a pretty good look in the gray whale now might be a narwhal it does everything on its nose we're chasing no it's too fast but I did finally get the legendaries so now the people that have been waiting patiently forever are gonna start dropping money 144 dollars at a time there is a GI lineup this is going to be a giant stack of money watch how big this one's gonna be that's a Breaking Bad sized pallet money that's ten thousand dollars by itself plus the stingray money is adding up really quick too and I can unlock the second part of this aquarium where we can soon unlock crocodile capture but obviously what I need now is a little more speed 10 thousand dollars we were also awarded another key which leads us to another Cave of Wonders where we find what appears to be a Cowfish so my secret aquarium now has two weird fish that are just living their best life but I've got a score to settle with some legendary creatures these are much easier to catch now but this is going to be my Golden Goose we need to get this idiot in my boat in my aquarium I feel like I'm probably quick enough at this task at this point he just does a very abrupt turn sometimes that are hard to keep up with like that think I got his pattern all figured out now you got to do gentle turns with him he turns abruptly but you gotta be gentle got him okay we're definitely gonna drop all these into VIP tank now we have a really cool legendary so they'll drop even more money for us and they were already dropping a lot and we've got a million customers lined up so that's probably ten thousand dollars again right there after selling the last round of fish that should give me the money I need to unlock the infamous crocodile we're also going to pre-stock this one with crocodiles just for that easy money basically every time we're out in the water now we just catch everything there's puffer fish there's crocodiles and it can all go straight into our backpack I also found a few more bow pieces I thought it was already done but it's got to be getting close and the customers are really eating up those crocodiles I bet they're worth a lot when little stack of money 7 300 and our little workers running around dumping a bunch of fish in so we can go right back to work and we'll come back to a mountain of fish I've been capacity at this point to actually catch another narwhal that spawns if it's going to be our second legendary narwhal just gotta remember remember gentle turns and there's more sea pancakes we can get We're Gonna Fill This pool up with legendary fish that was a valuable little outing we got a whole bunch of legendaries that are going to fill up this tank plus four crocodiles and two flying fish we're selling out of crocodile's fast I mean just look at the lineup they're gonna throw the money down and they're still going they're still checking out there's even a VIP in there I'll definitely take that 8200 plus the stacks of money they're paying to see my increasingly density team populated uh fish tank as tempting as it is to upgrade dive style we're gonna go for a little extra speed now we're getting places quickly that way it's just quicker and easier to get out to things like the alligators which can almost outrun me but not anymore I'm gonna be super quickly absorb everything we're getting onto and I wandered down here and accidentally started buying the next fish so we're gonna continue buying the next fish we just need a bit more money but money's getting easier and easier to get people are just constantly streaming in and out and my super tank up here is delivering thousands of dollars like every minute mostly because we're forcing a whole bunch of fish into horrifying conditions but that's okay it's all in the name of profit we've already made another ten thousand dollars so we just the Bell can get whatever this fish is and we got it this tank is for coys next we're gonna uh whoops buy whatever these are shrimps only another twenty two thousand dollars before we can start getting shrimps but I'm pretty sure yeah I've seen a lot of koi's they're very quick I can barely catch them they're very jerky got one you have an interview collecting kois and crocodiles only but I did also find another piece of the ship so once that's actually finally done I'm sure it's going to be great it says seven of eight pretty sure whatever this is is the 808 piece we need looks like that this gives me a whole bunch of money well 4200 that's not exactly a ton of money at this point but it's helpful okay idiots get in your tank that's gotta be a lot of money I guess we'll find out for sure they're all buying alligators and koi's so that moderate stack of money I didn't see the number but it must have been about 10 grand and that's 10 grand more than I had a minute ago we already have twenty thousand dollars again we're making millions of dollars overall so let's put that all into the shrimp production one more time we quickly made the four thousand dollars basically by doing a lap around our zoo and we've done pre-stocked for five of these delicious idiots so while people are slowly picking up which ones of them we want to eat we're gonna go and catch more fresh out of the ocean they're not actually that hard to catch which is very nice they're actually really really slow so these are basically just floating money manage it really quickly catch five shrimps and a bunch of other valuable stuff then we got a job line up lots of which are those shrimps it was 8 500 for all of that so every time we go to the ocean and come back we get at least 10 grand depending on what exactly we're fishing for but I'm sort of assuming that since we don't have any more fish to unlock we can take on the biggest of whales the ultimate legendary fish luckily he's not very quick or smart so he could probably just sit right here and catch him over the next 25 minutes this is actually going to be sort of painful because I have to follow him sort of incrementally along and he's going to do weird abrupt turns and my controls are very clunky and he did a 360 and I lost him so we're starting again I was hoping I could just very slowly follow him and like tilt him side to side so he doesn't hit the land because if he hits the land he turns around and it's very hard to keep up with them his hitbox is bizarre it's somewhere in the center of him so I need to stay like inside of him but not too inside of them and because it takes so long it actually starts to get stressful when it gets close to dying because I start to worry and then I'm uh trying too hard to keep up with them when I should just be letting it Blow got him we got the legendary Ultra whale and to celebrate we're gonna take a sea pancake this is is what a regular legendary is like that's easy finally when giant whale to complete my collection now look at how many things we have in here now look at the sizes lineup also we're gonna be rich it's all at the expense of the ocean anyway that was twelve thousand dollars plus all the money sitting here now to look at all my legendary whales so I'm pretty sure we just made another 15 25 Grand and we were out in the ocean for like five minutes tops so next time we'll try and find something even more endangered foreign [Music]

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Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 03 2023