I Spent Millions On Crazy Upgrades

pretty simple today we need to build the ultimate tank that destroys absolutely everything in our path which are mostly zombies and to start they're giving it a spirited attempt but they're nothing too difficult but as the waves go on they will slowly get stronger and stronger but i'll be sure to find a way to murder them all our first boss type idiot has appeared on the map this thing is a little bit hard to aim so we're going to get ourselves pointed roughly in the right direction eventually and then hopefully turn the turret into him wave two we've already made about 3 500 which is going to be used towards more upgrades as soon as we're done with this wave we're just a simple little tank with two guns actually but one is so small you can barely see it and i'm spending way too much of my time uh running into enemies okay this one's whoops quicker than i thought okay and we're dead so it looks like we've got about forty thousand dollars to spend which means we can upgrade that little sub gun at least a little bit so we're going to take the power of it from whatever is at at 40 up to about a hundred for now the main guns a little bit more expensive to upgrade but we're gonna go ahead and do that we're gonna spend all of our money on that so let's see how much of a difference that makes everything is doing just a little bit more damage and so far so good it looks like we can just brush the zombies and they die here comes one of the bigger waves yeah we absolutely destroyed that thing instantly here comes another big wave plus the boss uh we're gonna let us kind of spin into the boss i'm gonna slowly try and stir myself into him is that gonna work sort of well that killed him very quick turns out doubling your damage actually helps in a pretty amazing way now i just need to wait for the next boss to show up and make sure to hurt him before he hurts me because he's obviously pretty dangerous if i had enough damage in my turret spun fast enough i could probably sit right here in the middle and not have to worry about much of anything but look at all those guys to kill we're gonna get lots of experience okay here comes another boss this guy's some kind of robot idiot so we're going to go ahead and try and uh steer away from him we can take some damage from the zombies i don't think we can take much from the boss yeah there we go we got some damage into i'm gonna try and spin around to got him we've already made fifteen thousand dollars to where you're due for some good upgrades our tank is looking a little beat up though only 62 hp left so we're maybe gonna need an update on that and we got a boss that actually comes with an announcement let's maybe get out of the way of that and shoot him lots okay i think we actually defeated him there they're kind of popped up on me long story short we just made 84 thousand dollars but before we upgrade too many guns i think we should upgrade our body because it looks like this body has one main gun for sub guns in a drone slot but there's definitely other bodies out there which is going to give us more guns and more options we can actually afford this one for now which is two main guns six sub guns yup okay i'm gonna buy maybe one or two of these drones because i feel like they're gonna help now we just need to equip this all onto this guy okay starting over we need to put the actual proper body on for starters so that gun's going there this gun's going here so we're pointing front and back the stop gun's going to go one side the other subgun's going to go the other then we add the drone over here now we're firing in all directions with the drone and everything so this is going to be a little bit easier at least i think it is this might screw me up but we just have a lot more firepower going out uh here comes the first boss again so we're gonna see if we can deal with him uh the nice thing now is we can uh fight in all directions that gun doesn't do a ton of damage you might have to upgrade it the triple gun does the most i'm not sure what the drone damage is it's a little bit hard to steer it so i'm mostly just gonna let it do its own thing but i will keep upgrading this triple gun and the other one to make sure they're doing massive damage that way when you get the bosses like this they die very quickly okay here comes one of the big bosses again so we're just gonna fire shots into him i think there's still a bigger one to come across because he's not doing the whole i'm gonna chase you thing and he's dead okay here comes the big boss again this time i'm gonna try and hit him a little more focused with my shots though it shouldn't really matter because as long as i'm facing in any direction we are damaging him he's got to keep moving so when he puts that out you're out of the way then try and point out oh we can't go in his tracks either i get it now i think we didn't defeat him okay i didn't think he was going to keep going with that so he's a little bit harder than i thought he was uh we can't go into that either but this time we did defeat him so we get extra bonus from here now we have two hundred thousand dollars to spend the next body costs 250 so we're gonna go ahead and move on to the second stage which is going to be harder but we need to lock the next body before i'm going to bother to upgrade things uh things definitely are a lot stronger here because my guns aren't melting them instantly so i might have to make some upgrades before we're going to be able to afford anything anyways because at this rate we're basically dying instantly okay it looks like we might need an upgrade so this gun is firing at the back it's only 200 to upgrade for now so we're going to spend a few thousand dollars for sure upgrading it so it has big power same with the sub guns let's make sure they're doing just a little more it's not going to be that expensive so let's try that again hopefully we're able to kill the zombies just a little quicker now i realize they're actually shooting stuff at me as well so i need to keep moving i think if i mostly dodge things the guns will do most of the work for me hopefully so far my theory seems pretty good from mostly avoiding damage uh we're not officially killing things but we are killing them regardless oh and a little more damage whoops didn't mean to ram him probably should have been paying more attention to the uh guns i can be buying too i'm gonna buy a gatling gun for thirty thousand dollars then i'm gonna go ahead and put it on then i'm gonna upgrade it which isn't worth the money so let's put that to the task that's a little green bullets that are going out uh firing rapidly in all directions and they're doing a lot of damage so that's a pretty good upgrade so now she's up to me to stop running into absolutely everything and then we'll be okay even like this though we're still making plenty of money every run even if we don't necessarily survive super long we'll eventually get the upgrades we need to uh dominate everything if we could get this boss killed that would be very good but the ball is about to whoops didn't mean to touch that i also realized i could probably make a lot more money just by doing the first level again a couple times especially with these upgraded guns and stuff there should be no problem like here's the first sort of boss i don't think he's going to last very long against these weapons okay this holds true i am basically taking no damage at all and i've already made more than i would in the other level so i basically just need to do this a bunch and then we're going to be well on the way to an overpowered tank for the next level here comes the boss once again i feel like we should have everything we need to be able to take him out rather quickly uh he definitely can still kill us though when he touches us he does a lot of damage but so do we we just need to stay out of his goo a few battles later we have enough to buy a better body which looks like that i'm not even sure how many guns we can put on this looks like three of them and that's fine by me we're gonna put one of those there and one of those there as for sub guns we can have all sorts of these so we're gonna put one up front if we can and the other two on the sides and then because we can have so many sub guns i feel like we should maybe try some of these other ones a jigsaw for seventy thousand dollars is probably worth it i'm going to put that up front i think it's a chainsaw well this is gonna make it easier oh this thing's quick too and we can saw into things fun it's nice too that the two side guns uh fire in a straight line they don't curve back and forth or anything so they're a lot easier to aim now that boss didn't even get a chance to appear on screen before we melted him uh here comes another one so as long as i get the bullets yeah they die instantly and here's this boss he's dead and here comes the big boss of this area so we can let him run by and then we're hopefully going to get the triple shot on him or one of them just need to be able to hit him with anything really that's the main goal ow i think the triple cannon's hitting him uh should have been close got him so i'm gonna go back to area two for a second to see if we can stand up to them a little bit better and so far where it's better it's still gonna be a struggle but we can do it at least for now having a chainsaw front is good too when i need to plow through an enemy and move to a safer spot at least he dies before i get a chance to uh do anything just gonna sit here and fire on the bus okay that wasn't enough to kill him wow the bosses are so much stronger in this area how but one of the reasons i wanted to try that was so they could get a little bit of money to give me the hundred thousand i need for this scatter so i'm gonna take off the sticks and put in the scatter maybe up front and then for sub guns i'm just gonna buy a few of these because they're very cheap and one of these because i'm pretty sure i've got lots of room for more sub guns okay so i basically surrounded my entire tank with all sorts of different sub guns and stuff i can upgrade some of these if i want to i don't think i need to yet so let's go back to level one for a second okay we got lots of little bullets coming out in all directions and we also have our big guns firing all directions yeah this is gonna make things much easier it's hard to know in a big scatter shot so i guess those are just the big bombs coming out in uh at all times out front it makes it a little bit hard to hit things with them but they do so much damage when they hit that i think it's probably going to be worth it and if we can't hit anything with them we will just turn and use one of the other guns on them anyway those little guns do make a pretty big difference though for uh just clearing out some of the small idiots i can't be bothered to shoot otherwise thinking chainsaw this boss ah that was a bad idea well this is good we're obviously still gonna need more damage i'm gonna fire on this guy for a sec then we're back to him i think i'm actually going to move my big shooting gun uh maybe not on the front because it's toward the aim anyway but he is dead now i'm going to do something really stupid to buy a 100 000 drone but we took that from a zero star up to a two star also this flame crocodile looks kind of fun decided i wanted to drive the flamethrower up front for a second because i think that's gonna be good now between the saw and the flamethrower i can kind of run into things i forgot about my little drone out there working so hard i paid so much money for him and he's doing a lot of damage clearly because we're doing a lot more than we were before and then we'll do a few sweeps with the fire lightsaber everyone's dying to this fire thing so i'm very optimistic that this is gonna be a big help so back to the uh boss of area one gonna put the fire hopefully in his way so he can get yeah he's dead that was super quick it only cost seven and a half thousand dollars to upgrade we just had a ten percent damage to it oh we just added 50 damage to it which might be enough to help carry us through this next area uh the fire hurts them it doesn't finish them off but yeah this is gonna be a little easier just need to be very careful about what i'm touching and not letting things get too close to me that drone is really doing some damage okay he's dead we've earned good money so far maybe i should just do uh three of these fire sticks i think it'd be very expensive but we could do it uh here comes the next boss coming in so whoops i didn't mean to touch him that's very dangerous i can however buy a hawk which is a mini gun for 180 thousand dollars so i'm gonna have to move my chainsaw over there if i can and then put the hawk i think up front because he's gonna do so much damage up front that that's gonna be a huge boost to us and then yeah i'm kind of thinking i want another flamethrower i'm gonna try it not sure if this was a good or a bad idea but that little minigun up front is hopefully going to make a big difference for us and when the flamethrower tilts back we actually get two flamethrowers going out the front so that's gonna do plenty of damage we need to be a little bit care for how we use that but once we get both fire sticks into someone they die fairly fast okay here comes the second boss who's pretty quick but i think as long as we're going like this whoops we're quick enough to stay away from him and we can always keep some kind of fire in his face should probably upgrade the hp of my tank too at some point i don't know if i can upgrade like how many weapon turrets it has but i can upgrade its health okay this is where things are gonna get hard because i'm already taking lots of damage because enemies are tough to kill i kind of want a fire stick out the back that way whenever anyone's chasing me i can just stick a fire stick in their face oh he's so tough so the drone actually killed 51 of the zombies so i should probably work on getting more of those we also got 300 000 for that you are technically correct so what do we do with all this money there are some expensive ones those are 20 million dollars oh i wish you'd seen this one before that seems to fire rapidly in front doing 400 damage each so we're buying at least one of those so i'm going to put my uh flamethrower if i can get a hold of it on that side now and put my big bomb thing up front then i'm going to spin my remaining hundred thousand dollars upgrading my flamethrowers for now not sure if that's a good idea but we did it okay so now we got flames on both sides and we got really big bombs firing in all directions doing tons of damage so if anything gets close they're gonna get flamed and anything that doesn't get close is probably going to die by massive rockets first boss went down fairly easily but he always did i need to find a consistent way to aim though is i might swap one of those out i might swap a fire in the missile because it's really hard to aim that thing it's nice that it's doing lots of damage but when i go out the side like that i can just kind of go like this and hurt things i can lead them in a circle of fire everything is just so strong now it's hard to kill anything even with all this damage but here comes the next boss i'm hoping i can kind of lead him in a circle because he's okay as soon as he touches me i die got it lucky for us i did just uh basically double my income now so every time we finish this we're gonna get double the money for double the upgrades okay i've gotten some blue gems i can use these to scratch a lottery which i assume means i can potentially get some three star items which is better than anything i've got now so i need three in a row three of the same i'm not entirely sure what are these i don't know what that is we'd better try that again though i feel like i can get a better item if i'm just a little bit lucky but you can't offer me something and let me get close to and then not give me it that means i'm gonna keep trying i think it's probably time i try an eclipse cannon too those fire out the side and explode in all directions for massive damage so that's probably gonna replace my left flame thrower for now then i'm probably also going to buy some mine guns for a minigun because they seem pretty expensive and usually expensive means good then we're going to see how this goes we got mines behind us so anything following us now should get blown up by mines trying to make that laser cannon hit something there we go yeah that's gonna work out really nicely that's gonna clear out a lot of idiots plus look at all the mines now so let's see if i can make that thing hit the bus there we go that's hitting him and doing lots of damage i really should lure them into the minefield but i'm not sure how much damage the mines do because i didn't bother to check because i'm stupid this laser splitter gun that was killing everything so let's uh walk the boss through the mines they do 150 damage each which isn't a ton but when they stack up that much they do add up so between the mines in this laser splitter we're really making progress suddenly i think that's whoops the next boss coming in i need to probably move out of the damage it's not the big boss yet but it's a somewhat big boss it's getting hard to see what's going on because there's so much stuff on the screen just need my laser splitter to hit him or the fire the fire is fine too the fire will add up to quite a bit of damage he's just a very tough boss i think the splitter maybe splits through him though and does a lot like inside i can't really tell which does more the fire might actually do more uh that is quite a bit he's got a 70 000 health left we can take that away from him but it's gonna take a sec the fire does actually do more it might also be that he was standing on the mines but the fire combined with the mines at least did more than a laser but i can already tell that the next boss is going to be a disaster luckily we're going to earn a fortune from this so we'll be able to get upgrades regardless of the outcome you're not even a final boss you're just a boss so we're probably gonna have to try and keep ourselves pretty mobile here to stay away from him because if he touches us we're dead and i don't really want to be dead yet i like to wait for a second and then i was dead but we're going to get 2.4 million so i feel like it would be stupid not to buy another one of these probably two of these because they're really probably all we need for now they bounce and hit everything anyway so now i really shouldn't have to aim much at all those should pretty much always be hitting something and therefore clearing out everything else this really is just kind of the laziest way i could think to do this so i don't really have to put in a lot of effort and when the bosses show up i just need one of my cannons aimed roughly at him the other cannon should take out most of everyone else eventually and when i'm not particularly busy i just go around making little circles dropping mines then a boss will show up eventually we'll hit him with the lasers he's dead here comes another boss we're gonna hit him with as many lasers as we can he's dying fairly quickly really quickly next boss is coming in my laser was actually automatically aimed straight at him he's got a lot of health so it's still going to take a second but he's very slow so i can sit here and take a large chunk of his health with me by doing absolutely nothing then he's also going to have to walk through the landmines i'm leaving behind also as for the enemies the laser splits so much that it mostly wipes the whole screen every time i do anything anyway walk through the landmines i don't think they do a particular lot to him they'll take a regular enemies and smaller bosses pretty efficiently but he's got too much health anyways he's now died so i'm back to doing circles and dropping mines not super optimistic about this boss because he's a little quicker and tougher again i think so i'm going to do my best to just keep kind of running in circles and never mind so there's really only one thing to do then we're going to upgrade the power by 10 20 30 40 50 60. then we'll see if these guns are now single-handedly strong enough to carry me through considering they went from 700 damage to a thousand and change so let's test that against the first boss he definitely died a little bit quicker uh luckily though i think i've got the strategy for beating them now just don't get touched by them oh yeah walk to the minefield got him the next boss will be stopping by any moment now there he is so we're just out gonna keep firing on him as much as i can we're taking bigger bites than we did before but it's still a little bit slower than i would like it to be to be fair that is going pretty quick considering how much health he has so he has 224 now he's down to a hundred thousand and he almost touched me there i was getting lazy okay here comes the next boss who's got almost 500 000 health so that means we're gonna have to hit him with a lot of laser bursts uh so i'm not really sure what the best way to do this is you might need further upgraded weapons or a better drone or something because this is just kind of annoying to have to deal with and this isn't even the final boss of the area he's just a little boss okay next i want to try adding some bombers these do 1400 damage each and they fire straight out like that so we could probably afford a few and we can afford to upgrade them a few times to give them a little more power so the chainsaw can go obviously because we don't try not to let things get that close to us anymore i'm going to move the mines to the side because it doesn't matter where they come and i'm going to put the bombers behind to at least one of them we're doing lots of damage in all directions i ended up keeping the chainsaw because i really didn't have a better fit anything i could have replaced it with just didn't really do any damage i might as well have something that looks cool definitely touched that boss way harder than i should have so that hurt okay here comes one of the bigger bosses he only has 122 000 health though so he's dead it's these stupid next ones that are hard to beat this guy's got a lot of health but he's slow the next one's double the health of him but he's also a lot quicker he's just a nightmare to deal with when i get one of the lasers on him he just melts right away all right here comes annoying idiot number one already taking quite a bit of his health off though because we're clearly hitting him with some of the side guns that do so much damage now the trick with him is really just trying to not get touched by him so as long as we're avoiding him we're probably hitting him with one of our weapons and even if we're not we're helping him get his steps in for the day i accidentally died but i feel like that's just not good enough so let's escalate now obviously the first thing we're gonna need is a stronger body this one has all sorts of guns all sorts of health blah blah blah let's do it and i believe this thing can carry three drones so we're gonna buy two of these now we can also buy sub guns i'm not entirely sure what a dragon cannon is but it sounds like fun 7 000 damage yes please i'll take all of them plus this one that seems to reinforce all of the guns on the tank now i've got to build this thing so there's a new body it's a little bit bigger it's going to be armed with the same main guns for now but the sub guns are gonna do a ridiculous amount of damage especially considering we can fit like 80 of them on there like i can't even see what i'm doing anymore okay so now that we've increased our power by about a million percent let's see how this goes the drones are moving out damage is going up we got poison clouds shooting out behind us thanks to our body i think this is gonna be a little bit easier all right so far so good the boss died i didn't even really shoot at him the drones are doing a lot of damage the side cannon is doing a lot of damage we're hitting something for 12 000 per hit oh i was gonna turn to face the boss but he died before i looked at him okay here's the new boss coming in he's dead and here's the next next boss hopefully the laser's all fire he's dead so far the enemies haven't even gotten anywhere near me with this build yet and i don't know if they're going to he's going to put up a little bit more of a fight but he's dead when they come to chase me they've got to go through the poison cloud i haven't taken a single bit of damage yet and here comes the next boss the poison might actually do more damage than anything yeah run through the poison stupid come get me so that's kind of fun and stupid whoops case should probably start paying attention again we did just lose half our health so we're obviously strong but we're not invincible not yet so we're gonna put our poison clouds towards a very slow-moving enemy with two million health wow it's gonna take a second to bring him down i don't know where most of my damage comes from anymore probably the poison ah it's hard to say he's got so much health that we could probably hit him with anything and it's all just kind of gonna gonna be fine the drones are on him now that's what the big red balls are uh he's definitely dying now i had no idea stage two was going to be this hard it would have taken me forever to actually grind through all this to do this okay this guy's got 3.8 million health and my health is getting a little bit low so i'm going to have to be a little bit careful how i deal with all this uh-oh uh-oh we're dead but by strange coincidence we earned 52 million dollars so it's just a matter of picking which one of the 20 million dollar cannons we want i want one of these and probably this one so put this guy maybe facing front hopefully and this one facing to the right okay and then i think i want a mule near the super drone for 10 million dollars so that should make me considerably stronger again which is kind of stupid to think about because that was already stupidly strong the mjolnir drone is gonna be fun because he's just gonna sit against bosses just like that and annihilate them i'm not really sure what to do with myself at this point so i'm just going to kind of um hang out for a bit okay the big boss appeared i don't know if he even saw him but so far so good one of my guns up front is great because it seems to just snipe everyone for like 3 000 damage and that's gonna add up very quickly even against the big bosses and this little guy he's holding up a little bit more but now that my cannons are on him he dead okay here comes the next boss we're gonna put poison on him and he's dead that was very quick for a large boss we're doing so much damage at this point and i don't even know where most of it's coming from what is doing lots this guy's got a million health we're gonna turn and put him in the poison he's down to dead okay here comes the big bigger boss with two million uh hp i don't know if i should put him in the poison or my cannons maybe the cannons at this point they probably do more ultimately the mjolnir drone is sitting on him probably doing yep he's definitely melting away quickly two million health gone we did take some damage though i think once the drones have to focus on the boss they take care of less of the idiots around so that i'm vulnerable okay this next boss is 4 million health which is obviously considerably more again so we're going to insure my way away from him putting him in the poison because i can't really do anything else about that we're just going to have to push through enemies too and even though the chains are something on the front i keep running into enemies which isn't great but he is getting low on health but so are we i maybe need to readjust my guns but he's dying so that's all that really matters i think the poison helps too if i keep a ring of poison like this it tends to keep the enemies away anyways that was wave 9. i also keep getting hit by things that i don't see i think because of the poison cloud but here's another boss who's got 7.5 million health that's gonna be a lot to deal with um especially when i'm also dealing with lots of zombies even with all that power we weren't able to do that but we got 100 million dollars so we'll be adequately prepared for next time [Music] you

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Published: Fri Mar 18 2022