I tried to speedrun killing my entire neighborhood in Sims 4

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing the sims 4. it's been a while but i've got an idea because i keep seeing these speed runs all over the internet and while i'm not very good at games i was thinking to myself what am i good at killing i thought that i would speedrun killing my entire neighborhood in the sims 4. scared who's scared okay i'm not intimidating enough apparently so this delightful fellow making snow angels is jim pickens who we're going to be using to kill the entire neighborhood i'm going to go house to house and try and kill them in a variety of different ways i don't want to just use the same way that's boring so santa if you don't mind you'll stay here you'll be the man of the house right now locked in this little cubby hole okay time's starting now all right jim let's get started oh no it's the middle of the night you're doing snow angels and you're miserable hold on let's uh oh i'm so overwhelmed all right let's go over to this house and let's see what we can do 15 seconds in and no one's dead this is going way worse than expected all right i'm here do you live here knocking door i hope someone's home okay good someone's home i can see you in there i gotta try to use their bathroom hey do you mind i i'm here to kill you but i i really need to pee i'll be right with you oh god there's a child living here all right you know they should be easier to kill i can overpower them i think i'm going to try and join his family so this is definitely going to slow me down i could definitely kill them a little bit faster but i i want to try and kill them in a variety of ways hey before i kill you do you mind if we just have a little chat oh no oh no no no they're going to work oh no no no no no he left and now i'm just alone in the house all right well that was a failure why is there someone naked running through the park you know i don't have time for this i i'm going home first murder a resounding failure he was so unhappy he didn't even want to talk to them none of mine killed them microphone is a great way to practice comedy skill oh um knock knock knock [ __ ] you can't answer oh my god next clip okay santa you took great care of the house uh i'm gonna go get some sleep this is going so horribly so far about as expected though do you want to hang out tonight it depends are you a neighbor or not no he's after falling over and hurting his back god damn it just just have a meal and let's go quick breakfast burrito that'll do it's 9 a.m somewhere it's 5 p.m and the guy's having breakfast santa over there is having a mental breakdown all right the only thing i need to do now is go to the toilet but i don't have one for some reason i just neglected to purchase one so i guess we'll get started again five minutes in and no one's [ __ ] killed no one's even maimed this is extremely disappointing are you the only person that lives here cause if you're the only person that lives here i should just burn you and leave oh my god you have a child wait i can age up their child all right there we go i used magic to light him on fire in front of his child it didn't even kill him hold on let me try again oh can i use electricity on the bath when he's in it will that work no no it just broke the bath okay i'm just using magic from the next room to torture this dude let me just put you here next to the fire wait what you can't just you can't just walk away from fire like it's responsible but it shouldn't be possible the fire was on you what the hell was that what a real speed runner looks like all right never mind a knock knock joke maybe jim can knock one out of the pack why am i still holding your child by the way ask to join households wait who's eaten and where's the fire maybe i didn't need to intervene here these people will just end up killing themselves all right i'd like to move things around as a new housemate can i move everything flammable towards the fire please we just left the child sleeping on the snow you know what arches are so out of style i'd rather have a door that you can lock yes go closer child warm warm after the snow closer closer my dear you know don't put it out god damn it now i just destroyed a rug this plan isn't going well at all jim lights the rug on fire oh my god why are you so ready to deal with fire i know you've had a bit of practice today but come on the child is falling asleep this is my chance [Music] what what i said everyone ah warming up the child after being out in the snow i can't see the child anymore okay there they are oh happy music i love when i light a child on fire and the happy music starts to play it encourages me to do it again okay this clearly doesn't work when there's two responsible adults in the room you stop helping all right i'll be back i'm a good new roommate aren't i there we go no don't get off perfect sake the fire broke him out of the ice it melted it [Music] it's like really how many times do i have to be lit on fire like i know he's been put out immediately but at this point you'd think this much fire would kill a man he just keeps getting through it somehow quickly one of them is asleep light the other on fire fast there you go okay don't wake up don't wake up oh my god why do you have to be such a hero what if i try and light them all on fire at one goal would that work it's always him that catches fire he's fine apparently come on come on multi-kill multi-kill oh yes he's fallen asleep this might actually work yes one's dead jesus it only took me 22 minutes the child is just standing in the fire sorry firefighters you can't come in the door is locked okay for some reason this family is fireproof and i don't understand why he picked up the child and just put her back down there you go the child can't save you you're screwed now buddy boy why are you playing cheery music is the game just happy for me that i'm accomplishing my goal are you immune to fire what is going on i thought magic would be the easy way to kill everyone but no he's just standing there sleeping in it taunting me come on dude this is ridiculous oh look it's prank day great i'm about to do some fantastic pranks of killing people if this guy will ever die i want to move on to the next house okay now even the snow is on fire how can the snow be on fire but you're not due to neglect mabel as we whist away literally casting a fire spell in front of the firefighter come on burn baby burn please yes thank you are you serious okay finally a good lord you took ages i really thought this would be the easiest way they extinguished them through the wall they [ __ ] extinguished him through the wall oh thank god it's two people dead in half an hour sweet jesus thank you for your cooperation everyone all right collect their gravestones and let's get out of here we gotta go over to the next house i gotta find faster ways that was awful i thought that would be a sure thing i thought that was the easiest ruse just cast some magic light them on fire but no that was terrible please be my friend i gotta move in with you fast she's like i literally just met you i know the quick way to anyone's heart give them a gift of 1000 simoleons i keep telling jokes about engineers i don't know how many jokes there are about engineers well that's my go-to for some reason no don't go to sleep i'm not done being friends with you yet i want to move in i got a really good joke about engineers that i want to tell you yes i'm in okay well you're a vampire that's great news because my strategy here is lock you all outside and let you face the harsh weather i'm about to give you weather control device fantastic first i gotta get some sleep i'm in a horrible mood god killing a whole family really takes it out here who would have thunk it all right that's that's the trap it's just like beans or something i hope that works no you're not allowed to eat in here hold on jim eat their food immediately wait no you can't have this either wait oh some random neighbors have come up onto the house turk go away you don't want to be here light the oven on fire that way you can't make more food yes there you go now you have to use the barbecue there we go now they're going outside all right now lock the door for everyone but jim in fact just lock door for everyone you stay safe in there jim it's the only way in or out of the house you relax change current weather thunderstorm also yeah i just as a like designer you know i i love architecture and whatnot i don't really like this awning i'd like to get rid of it thank you too much sun protection oh my god they have sun resistance oh my god come on lightning is great and all if it hits but the chances of hitting them all uh i guess it'll take much longer than just making a cold so let me make a blizzard not just snowy a blizzard they're trying to share body warmth by hugging i'm changing them all into swimwear they want to show off their beach bods yes he's plated too cool he's freezing today fantastic news the sign of things to come folks yes we got another one freezing today i'm a bit worried about the vampire are they like resistant to freezing to death yes that's one down of work starts about an hour i i think she might be late i keep making her eat these bad beans because not only they're spoiled but vampires don't like human food turd go home you don't want to be here oh the blizzard has ended i guess i'll just start another one oh wait the power's been shut off oh god damn it okay she's very ill i think from forcing her to eat all that food it is very much upset her okay this backfired jim pickens has died of old age waiting for them oh for effects sake i know i know you're upset i know you don't want to he's trying to kill all of you but please plead for him wow you literally saved my life or is gonna begin to describe how grateful i am well now i mean i guess i am killing the entire neighborhood because i'm also killing myself i just came back oh gentle she's so ill she's on the verge of death herself grim can you just take her while you're here all right i turned aging off i said thank you i'm lighting on fire there you go thank you very much for saving me by the way bye bye let's also get you one of these potions of youth shall we you might need it are you the people living here please live here yes okay fantastic oh tiny house i love it uh was she just digging a hole and dug me up i'm confused what just happened there that was a confusing animation oh yeah funny gift you like it yeah she did okay i didn't think a bomb would win you over but it did yes let me move in all right now that i'm in your family let's travel somewhere i know a lovely little restaurant he's like funnily enough i used to own the place let me order for you we'll take the puffer fish i'll just have a water please i'm on a diet he's doing the coloring book enjoy the view everyone while we wait for our meal why is everyone getting naked for a bit of context why this place looks so bad by the way tell the graves it's because jim nukes this neighborhood so the whole neighborhood is destroyed i wonder if they sanitize the chairs after i leave i'm just sitting here naked i'm beginning to think they're just gonna starve to death like the food just isn't coming i'm trying to speed run here i know it doesn't look like it because nothing about this run has been quick i moved the whole kitchen in case that was the issue we're still waiting on our order here we're gonna starve everyone in this building is panicking and no one is being fed okay okay it worked it worked fantastic yes eat up eat up i'm sure it's excellent what do you mean you didn't die okay we'll take the same again please how are you surviving i don't understand another thing i don't understand is jim why are you naked why this is a restaurant there are kids all right i think i realized what was wrong good management i bought the restaurant and changed the quality to poor perfect all right with my signature bad management this death should be easy they're like we've already had two plates of puffer fish we don't want any more ah but this is my specialty puffer fish oh my god you finally died i don't know what the hell you did when you did die jesus christ i think all your organs just got mushed up with that move whatever the hell that was jesus this is not efficient at all this is taking ages turns out puffer fish amazing for taking out a huge amount of sims as you can see here but not great for assassination oh wait hold on they're both going in one okay fantastic at least we have that another household is down that's my souvenir right there i'm going now i got one more family to visit all right folks i really need to move in with you how was your day shut up shut up shut up i need to know how the day was i need to move in you're flirting with me you're flirting with me let me move in taking pictures of me and everything you're so weird yes move in move in they're like well may as well we've no neighbors so the neighborhood's getting kind of lonely all of a sudden i probably should have done a bit more research on this one but i i think this kills them i don't know if i've ever done it jim successfully swiped an object good job jim oh my god that works really fast are they already dying oh my god they are that was so quick that was amazing the other guy's just like oh no i know what's happening now i know where all the neighbors have gone the grim reaper's talking to them like don't worry i'm going to be back for you real soon don't worry about that yeah they're starting to get a bit worried now yeah they're dead okay the grim reaper's coming back sooner than i would have imagined that's everyone dead stop i got about one hour 40 minutes on my clock not the official clock but i wonder what it actually was oh my god that took longer than i thought it would and then he just goes in relaxing after all that really you're just gonna go in there with the grim reaper and relax the creme reaper is now chilling out hey terry i'm home ignore the towel he's like what have you been up to not much okay the game believes me memory on the corner of my mind oh isn't that lovely see it was all worth it for the lawn decor that's eric is shocked but if you want to see more let me know we got more neighborhoods to kill you know we got a lot of sims to flush out thank you very much for watching appreciate it regulars i hope you enjoyed and new people i i hope you enjoyed the point where you might consider subscribing thank you all for watching and i hope to see you tomorrow bye for now

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Length: 13min 47sec (827 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021