I ruined the game by industrializing farming

hey there friends today we are playing the sims 4. a new pack has come out allowing us to be farmers and you know what i think it's time to move anyway because i killed everyone in the neighborhood all right so we got our new spot on lot challenges wild foxes i'm sure i'll manage let's go oh a place to dump bodies oh no a fish pond sorry yeah lovely hey bills oh i guess they're retroactive yeah i gotta pay the bills for the last house that i just wasn't paying all right well that's 25 grand spent oh i forgot about santa too all right well santa you just became a farmhand i know i know it's scary i forget that jim is still in university right how do i buy like animals and stuff he's just crying because he'll actually have to do work now okay so here's my animal shed purchase animal great wait it can only hold one cow are you serious i want to be like an industrial farmer i want to have hundreds okay eight chickens per coop that's pretty good they're all trying to chat with santa claus where can i lock him for the time being i don't really need him i guess just care for the cows cowa sorry damn uea hopefully they'll add more cow capacity and some micro transaction of sorts write that down write that down all right now you've got uh this little stable to hang out i locked the gate and you know what don't complain because if jesus can deal with it so can you you already stole his birthday don't do him dirty again wait i can i can talk to the chickens okay well i'll never get lonely i guess what a he's taking small talk with the chickens he's getting angry for some reason i guess the conversation isn't going very well squawk him first white henry the egg ah that'll get him on your good side yeah there you go he loved it you're lucky you responded positively or you would have been mcnuggets he is very pissed off for no apparent reason who the hell is this what he's happy whoever it is but i i don't know who it is did someone visit the lot okay i want to unlock a rabbit home but i need to befriend a rabbit so it'll teach me its tricks i guess first gym in wonderland i suppose and for this i need to befriend a flock of wild birds flock of birds can be found living inside dead trees in henford on bagley in the bramblewood and old new han i don't know where any of those places are but i guess i'll go look all right it's 3am but i'm off to talk to trees i'll see you later turkey i guess the national park is a good place to stop if i want to talk to trees uh who will i invite wait gideon's still alive [ __ ] it yeah you come along the last time i saw him i literally left him stranded at the peak of a mountain all right gideon i've taken you to this abandoned forest at 3am i'm amazed you came what oh he's stargazing okay aha here we go gossip about chickens i'm not sure what gossipy has but go for it give a gift um okay i have nothing to give you look for frogs oh no no no no no that's not allowed band activities look for frogs ah there's one okay they want a gift too if produce dragon fruit yeah sure give them that i don't know if that would kill a bird or not i don't even know what it is wait where did he come from oh he probably scared him all away i give you this seed oh is that a thumbs down oh no he liked me okay good because i was about to sacrifice a human child next that was my next gift idea i can sing to the birds so i'm about to become a disney princess oh [ __ ] butterfly will you get out of here [Music] there we go oh my god he actually is a disney princess one that looks like he'd eat the bird if he had to they're all singing back this might be my best shot at actually becoming friends with him wait take gift offered by flock of wild birds yeah sure i didn't know we were exchanging gifts i thought i was just buying your friendship ask if early bird got the warm perfect saying they gave me a trout how did you get that unfortunately for him i already have loads of fish in my inventory oh we got some fish here that have been in my inventory for ages we can get rid of those yes i befriended them that was easy i just stayed up all night singing to a tree wait what giddy is sweaty and miserable is this a sure sign that he dislikes fitness yes is that you gideon oh it is okay i had no idea who that was all right just scream at him and let's go home i should probably visit the neighbors as well i'll bring gideon again i'm hoping someone will just take a liking to him and adopt the fecker he's getting in line somewhere i don't know why i tried to visit this place i guess no one lives here all right i'll go elsewhere then i lost gideon somewhere along the way i don't know where he is all right you know what i'll just bring a load of children that they have to look after hello i'm a weird old dude who's bringing a load of children to your lot by the way i only know one of them and that's the guy i [ __ ] hate they're all just crying he's just kidding at them or something oh there's a child here i didn't bring you with me i just gotta remember which ones i brought with me and which ones they didn't so i'll leave you frozen in the garden for now there's another child here for israel so there you go i'll bring you to someone else's life to torment at some point kids are just downstairs vibrating stop this is inappropriate no what no it's not i'm sabotaging your firm why do you draw the line here where i go trying to start a house fire like freezing your kids wasn't past that line you can't tell me to stop if you're frozen resume chili chili frozen you get it there we go now i'll just take a shower before i leave if you don't mind wait a second why am i starting a house fire when i'm literally a magician why don't i just light the place on fire with the magic there we go oh that was easy all right now if i go oh wait no no no no no no don't put that out don't put that out i was going to try and freeze him but it's all right we're all running out oh my god the panic oh no what could have happened ah i lost half the kids i'm going home he's actively clapping and laughing as it burns i like how there's just trash on the ground from those toddlers they're just ruining the place all right so we got cottage living and now we can buy this tree wait i need to become i need to become a friend with them now with this flock for flock's sake i'll re-gift the trout that i got from the other flock it's their favorite gift okay well that's easy at least i can fish on my own lot now and i can just give them that stuff i'm actually that bear is flying up i'm pretty pleased with that wait is he gone in oh i thought he was just gonna accept his fate and live in there all right get a good day's sleep because we want to plant some crops tomorrow now that the other farm has been sabotaged this is our chance all right what do i want to plant i think pumpkins i don't know how much i can actually plant in one go but i bought ten will you at least take care of the cows if you're trapped there anyway like you may as well give treats no he's nothing i guess he's probably eaten all the cow treats himself since he's stuck here the cow looks spotless but i'm making you clean the cow anyway even though i think it's you that needs a cleaning the welcome wagon is here but are you people that i've sabotaged or are seeking revenge in any way no she's a young adult right that's not the same person i don't know if i should be inviting the neighbors if i just moved in here and i've lit a farm on fire like they're probably not too happy with that all right gift give gift give flower the death flower is this a sign or something this is a threat you better help me ask for gardening help they'll try and help jim mccarthy they'd be delighted to eat any bugs infesting nearby plants yay musically gifted members of the flock like to sing to the oversized crops to help them crawl okay i prefer you just water them it's like i don't understand why my crop failed i sang every day i was hoping we could use a homemade brand but i'll use the normal fertilizer oh yeah i forgot you gotta feed livestock oh my god this is gonna be so hard oh collect eggs first though you know gotta make sure they're fulfilling their part of the deal before i feed them 13 eggs that's an unlucky number are you trying to [ __ ] curse me all right i'll curse you back here's the second circle there we go scattered some feed for you i'll scatter more to get you nice and plump you know just for like winter and stuff not not to eat you wait a second are you insulting my cleanliness just because i let santa sleep on the couch for a little bit that's it come on come inside santa you make a single serving of puffer fish please look at that he is absolutely zero skill in cooking uh well sorry about that i'm sure you'll still enjoy your meal he just acquired the cooking skill okay i'm sending everyone to bed to make sure none of us eats it by accident he is actually cleaning the lot to be fair i think he genuinely wanted to help but still the insults hurt me too much oh yeah look at him he's mooching he said he threw one thing he's like oh i guess he'll just hang out now where the hell is he oh wait he's helping with the crops okay i think this guy's actually an angel he's he's helping on the farm and everything well now i don't really want him to die i guess i could call over someone else i suppose uh firefighters they're always foiling my plans i'm just wondering are they being too polite because there's only one serving so i'm making a whole batch but this is very dangerous it may as well have loaded guns on the countertop he's still not going for it okay i'm gonna call everyone to the meal no no don't eat it yourself you [ __ ] eat it you know what trouble is involved with that stuff you've you've seen stories of jim pickens's restaurants right why are we still here just to suffer yeah how about you fight that fire huh okay insta killed him well i found my new secret weapon of mass destruction santa claus is cooking take that fire fighters i'll burn every last farm down i'm calling it a meal again just to see will the grim reaper eat it just to see what happens well he is eating it i'm guessing he's immune but i just kind of had to check ah the first turn of the farm i've really earned it honestly i think a farm graveyard is kind of cute yeah that's right it was a once off i'm afraid you're you're back in the pen oh my god my voice is going oh my god what has happened to the chicken coop oh and one of the chicken smells too and this one wants food why are they so high maintenance i'm gonna invite someone over and see where you can woohoo in this new expansion pack i'm guessing the coop is too small god apologies about my voice it's completely going but i think the baron is a possibility it's a dirty baron but maybe they'll like that left right up down jump jump jump who likes this stuff anyway try as he may kingston just can't get into gaming should kingston accept his gameless existence and finally come to terms with the fact that he dislikes video gaming no never woo an animal shed i called it there you go how romantic everybody stinks except for the cow funnily enough oh no wait they're dirty too everyone here is dirty just some in different ways than others whoa jesus christ what is going on in there [ __ ] hell i'm just waiting for the baron to go up in flames now all right i guess i'll be on my way gate's locked by the way good luck i'm getting a lot of eggs what can i do with the eggs oh one is hatchable [Music] jesus the noises they're making all right what can i do here canning mayonnaise i have eggs all right stop with the theatrics come on just [ __ ] make the [ __ ] mayonnaise he takes so long to do anything okay eat mayonnaise just on its own okay if you insist this time jim may have gone too fast wait is that a fox watch nibbler ask nibbler not to steal i'm going to give him an egg the hatchable egg i'm hoping it'll take it as one of its own and it'll raise it and see the chickens aren't so different after all oh he loves eggs okay that worked i have to say this is the prettiest expansion pack by far they've ever made like even the cars in the background it just looks lovely and i just love them visit other farms and burn them down feature it's so good oh i see a fox amount of penalties time to light them on fire okay all right now this yeah this this is me going too far um just uh twiddling my thumbs over here waiting for the fire to be out and uh there we go oh no wait wait wait wait all right are we done now yeah there we go look i'll give him a good book orbital pudding he'll love it he's not quite as good as singing his gym is he looks scared and now he's angry okay she's gone absolutely mad he just wants food [Music] does she even singing this guy just called my door i'm just going to give him a key just so i don't have to greet him or anything it's like i don't know just walk right in we're country folk we like that why is he going so slowly to the bathroom your bladder is failing okay there you go yeah that's more like it that's the response we need i'm gonna give the uh birds a fish and then i'm gonna accept their gift all right here is your fish now please give me the gift of flight come on come on a fish okay well that's just a gift that you want me to gift back to you isn't it ask for advice okay yeah give me advice they didn't like that okay you're really not good friends you just disregard my plea for advice after me gifting you so many fish i'll light you on fire next so much for being a disney princess all right so i took a little break from my voice and while i was thinking about what i could do i decided i'm doing all this wrong remember when i was saying earlier that it's like the nicest pack i've ever seen well that's irrelevant i want to make money i should tear down this garden and enter the industrial era of farming all right so this beautiful garden needs to go i'm afraid because while i need space for my money-making machine i love how the like awful villain music comes on when i'm doing this all right i've made the pen that looks like a [ __ ] prison i found santa's new home yes eat eat oh he looks happy about it after all this time i'm gonna pave over it we don't want any of that nutritious grass shining through yeah that looks really nice holy [ __ ] it looks so bad i've ruined the lot look at this jesus i don't know how i'm even gonna manage this i hope santa can work his magic i sound like a 12 year old doing the most dastardly of deeds and i god i hope santa can help me here okay the question is can i even get this many chickens oh god here they come there's just one or two emerging but i'm like oh i'm worried my game is gonna crash or something yeah i feel like i'm playing this expansion pack wrong the amount of chickens they're all complaining that i have enough food but i've already fed each coop i've thrown food on the ground and it's all gone look at all them chickens the good thing is they should be safe from the foxes right like they're pretty secured in there i'll put santa on watch if he uh ever wakes up he's just confused he doesn't know what to do give chicken a nugget of advice jesus that's a bit insensitive but go for it he's like ah be a penguin it's better i wonder how many eggs i'm gonna get in the morning anyway i'm gonna go sleep i automatically went for grilled cheese i'm so used to eating it in the sims now i think i'm gonna have to keep santa alive here i might give him some basics on the porch here a little patio that he can actually survive what about a race car that's for toddlers only sorry an army bunk suits it and now let's get you a shower and just something to eat from i can't place it because there's too many chickens in the way all right in that corner we'll do wait you can get crocodiles oh that'll protect my chickens there we go i got gators now i built a moat for chickens can you actually see the alligators i wonder oh you can that is so cool i hope i can throw people in there at some point crocs what spotted has been unhappy for a while due to inadequate care spotted cow will soon leave to seek a new home never to return how will it get out i have it in the pen it can just jump that and walk away white hen is thinking of leaving soon oh no dude wake up i know i just got you that bed but you got to get feeding the chickens okay there we go i'm feeding them i think you can upgrade them to auto feed so at least we have that i can i can do that at some point all right none of them are starving now i think i'm gonna start collecting eggs six eggs yes and that's only from one oh you peed yourself in front of the chickens dude come on 94 eggs and nine hatchable eggs jesus christ i can sell all them in one go that is one day and i've earned 760 dollars i kept some as well to feed the overlord jim pickens if i upgrade all of these to auto feed holy crap i'll be earning a lot of money every day look there's already eggs to collect there's three in each jesus i'm a genius i've industrialized farming in something called cottage living i'm interested to see how far we can take this let me know if you want me to take this even further next time alright we will end it there but thank you so much for watching i really do appreciate it and subscribe if you liked it i got plenty more wacky adventures to come thank you all for watching i really appreciate it and i hope to see you next time bye for now

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Length: 16min 48sec (1008 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 26 2021

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