Project Zomboid but I taught jacksepticeye all the wrong skills to survive

hey there friends do you think you could survive the zombie apocalypse is that a no yeah i thought so but what about with me what do you mean definitely no so my buddy jack jack jack spedicide asked me would i guide him through the zombie apocalypse and i said of course i would you know i'm always looking out for my friend's best interest so we tried to survive the zombie apocalypse together and needless to say it was entirely chaotic i hope you enjoy i was only thinking earlier i was like this will be the first time that like i have to take care of you guys i'll be the kevin oh i get to make a name new life here i come i'm going to be billy bargains i shouldn't open that should i you definitely shouldn't okay what's in the fridge i was waiting for it to open i'm a burglar get him yeah not a baby not a baby i'll just leave you alone in there for a minute you seem to be having a bit of an episode i've painted the walls kevin i've redecorated it took you five minutes to go zombie madness you're just thinking sorry sorry i got dirty from fighting zombies if we're gonna be uh roommates i'm gonna have to learn to respect your privacy i'm sorry kevin six o'clock is that six o'clock i think that's from where our character is 7 30. get him kevin kevin i'm scared all right you got this one oh god i'm so talented you don't even know how to work that saucepan i will give you that billy bargains kind of like that hat can i have it you can you can take any and all of their clothes for example i'll wear this black strapped bra kevin i'm ready you look like a serial killer with a very specific fetish a bra a saucepan in a bag now we're ready for friday night oh no oh billy no no he's getting bited zombie hungry my overall body status okay that's the best we can hope for at our age kevin what's your name in the game um well as i said i'm i'm a carpenter so my name is han d and d that's a good name now i am the french poet do you want to hear my spoken word version of the movie dune you just had a complete makeover in the two seconds you were outside oh a standard bra oh perfect we can be matching it's ireland's biggest lingerie section so i understand oh jesus christ i found a cowboy hat though no it's okay i found a cowboy hat and it's much cooler than your hat i think i got very scared for you for a second scared that i'm more fashionable than you now is that oh my god you're ready for a party i'm ready to talk my kids in and go read books you want to see what i hide under this hat dude is it a bald spot baby didn't see that coming did you the cowboy hat was party time turns out that was all business oh no i'm slightly thirsty with a dry mouth oh we'll get you some water in here come with me thirsty run into the wall stop it stop yeah you tell them guys stop it i think they're listening to you oh no okay uh we should go we should go no i'm fighting kevin nothing can bring me down [Laughter] i really like this billy boggins even though he seemed to totally change his uh character within the 30 minutes i've known him his house has burned down it is this wasn't me for once maybe i can get some charcoal to work on my drawings oh what a painful roommate to have a car unless there's a key inside oh there is oh fridge hungry eat up eat up chief what do we got for today what are you eating a pot of soup nom nom drink drink wait it's not a drink it's cooking wiley okay oh big sippy i just turned on the oven and then he's like i want soup now oh so full me big soup boy billy boggins has about seven personalities going on at once how do i get in you wanna do one better you wanna drive chief i think you're ready oh god this is exactly how we die i'm gonna sit in the back i feel like there's more of a buffer yeah put on your seat belt as well oh oh oh eat [ __ ] they weren't even zombies oh no there's a roadblock oh no [ __ ] oh that's okay that's all right it happens to the best of us back up back up oh oh kevin definitely do a oopsie just keep backing up kevin kevin i do it oopsie okay all right that works i guess he's coming kevin there's speed ramps now is it this way um it's down that road so you're gonna have to figure out another one wow shut up see the best thing about knowing nothing about this game is that i don't know what can go wrong at a moment's notice yeah and the best part about being with you who doesn't know what he's doing is i don't know what's gonna go wrong at a moment's notice it says i'm anxious oh that's because you just need to smoke we need to find some matches maybe i'll just have a bit of a sit down that'll can the shakes you just watch me while i put up the curtain whoa whoa look at this romantic kevin mood lighting just throw a few sheets over the windows if i didn't know any better i'd say you were trying to become mr buggins i i mean i would but it would kind of ruin my name my name is pretty iconic yeah that's that's the name that you don't give up on marriage for sure and bargains doesn't really have a ring to it wait you found a dance magazine and you didn't tell me if we're gonna be roommates you're gonna have to cooperate with me more sorry we i just moved in i don't know your your likes yet well i love to dance this is the body wave oh kevin i'm getting thirsty again [Laughter] it suits his look so much this is a party this is how i want to go out in the zombie apocalypse dancing bonk the bonkening begins now good bonkin thank you he has clean underwear if you want to take it no thanks i like to sit in my own [ __ ] i'm going to wear this guy's underwear he had heart boxes art boxers you get all the cool stuff look at this for a look oh my god i can't i can steal his wallet kevin were rich if only money had any value whatsoever in the zombie apocalypse look it's just like crypto and nfts as long as we say it has value then it does we determine the market here kevin to the moon to the moon i have bored apes what about you [Laughter] i saw a clip today of some random celebrities i can't even remember who it was just talking about nfts and it was the most dystopian thing they were like oh my god my board uh ape looks like me because and it looked nothing like but it's like because they have my personality and all this it's just rich people telling you that you're gonna get rich when really it only benefits them and will it be any good in the zombie apocalypse no no it won't that's a lot thank you for coming to our ted talk run away jack i heard nft talking they were like where sell me just a giant board oh the music is doing in a oh oh jesus follow the hearts i thought you can't i can't keep my eyes off those hands ah they're in the building all right i found myself a hammer i'm ready all right this is great hold on i'll open the window and let this one in yeah teamwork she just said ow maybe she wasn't a zombie yeah she was like finally friends i found matches come up here and have a smoke chief burn it all no no no no no smoking not not burning well we can burn down the building if you want yeah let's burn down some buildings that sounds fun actually now you're speaking the bargains language i was responsible for like two seconds and then i was like no that does sound fun i've decided i'm no longer going into poetry oh yeah what's the new belief i'm a man that likes to work we work hard we play hard you're gonna have to break out that ymca with an outfit like that is i mean to be fair we both have very good ymca outfits we're doing a very good village people can't play right now i just wish i knew the moves but i need a booklet because it's too complicated to figure out without one just watch these moves kevin why peace but it's too complicated it's self-explanatory the ymca kind of goes in the order that you think it would right so something a little bit like this is it like that kind of like like that not really you're close though you're like your arms are moving but you're not really getting the whole like ymca part of it you know oh so it's more kind of like like this a little bit of hip movement i give up so defeated it took this to crush billy bargain's positivity i have a hard hat on but even that went through my school right do you want to grab the stuff on the roof because my inventory is full sure oh no handy huh did you just lock me on the roof no no no i barricaded you on the roof you just see it a little rustling trying to open it no no i'm jumping no no no no no billy i can't live without you oh my god it's so foggy it's my tears they've evaporated okay we're surrounded run i have a fairly heavy load good to know billy hold the e to jump over this we want to have to hop it yeah look at that in sync and everything is this a restaurant i'm taking you on a fancy diner dave billy bargains you want crepes i feel like we're in a load of crap right now oh coffee i'm gonna drink all the coffee nothing for you jack i literally had your coffee this morning really give me some coffee oh no i drank it all oh i'm just carrying around that plank from earlier that's why i'm too heavy i'm gonna put it in the oven and turn the oven on have fun in your international house of flames okay i'm feeling a little sad see it's cause you're not laughing at my jokes i'll one second i'll record one hahahaha okay that's ready to go anytime you want to make a joke it's good god they're not coming to me right now there you go damn oh that was laughing at you i suppose rather than wit you sorry it's okay i'll do anything for a laugh i just hear that has and that's it oh no rain uh that's grand are zombies allergic to rain yeah it kills them all dude that's so fortunate on a planet that's like 70 water it's really lucky actually it's like the movie signs or um the wizard of oz when they spray the witch right that's true i don't watch a lot of movies sorry yours is a very topical reference okay i'm feeling strong panic that's okay that's just the fear of my new youtube video being 10 of 10. [Laughter] oh relatable in fact i'll give it to you there you go you've earned that yes that's good that's a win for bargains kind oh [ __ ] there are so many here it's okay that's okay oh there you are billy bargains okay i'm behind you keep going i don't know if you're enjoying that or not you put me into fire kevin i just wanted to learn how to play project zomboid that confidence is slipping ain't it mr balkans billy boggins has never been so unsure of himself the problem is you're so much faster than me i cannot keep up to you i see you the distance but all the zombies are after me now in some weird post-apocalyptic conga line this way billy this way we'll go through the trees and lose them oh i think we lost them oh my god oh i got [ __ ] scratched on the tree a minor inconvenience compared to what could have happened you're nearly eaten and i'm like oh man a twig oh my god kevin we survived i can't believe it billy you're bandaged around your neck you're bleeding from your aortic pumps if i was bitten i would definitely tell you right you believe that right right not for a second you said we were gonna have a nice cam relaxing day you said we were gonna go ride mopeds and get pedicures look there's still time in the day all right wait kevin i'm gonna eat a peanut m m in real life or you found one in the game no it's not worth it kevin it's just in real life sick of this guy not sharing his peanut m m's look if i if i did i would just put it on the ground and you can play in anything oh my god oh we're home no we actually made it we did it i caught my foot on the fence jesus christ this game we left closed clean we came back dirty and afraid it's like that show it's like what is it naked scared and alone oh kind of like the wizard of oz no i might be thinking of a different movie you may have watched the porn adaptation they just condensed the story down okay the wizard of shnoz oh you might have a future in that industry coming up with names for porn parodies well to be fair billy bobkins is a very porn star name it actually oh but i'm clean like a fresh actually i'm cleaner than a fresh baby jesus fresh babies come out the way we used to look he's so aerodynamic it takes a long time to wash your clothes oh my god it's like i was birthed into the world is that what you say every time you have a shower yes that is definitely something i would say hold on i want to put shoes outside why just so people think that there's a scary invisible man in them the zombies will come anywhere i like your thinking dude you have a hatchet yeah this is like have you ever seen the wizard of oz oh god fully enough no oh that's why you're so resistant when i talk about it you know what we need to do we need to prevent this ever happening again what are you doing i'm gonna cut down a tree and build a wall i'm getting dolled up just for you thank you i'm afraid to turn around take a look kevin you look fantastic i'm more aerodynamic than ever i don't think you are that thing looks a bit tight i'm trying to get as much black clothing as i can so i can be a burglar oh that's what you're going for okay this is the only thing in black around everything else is reds and blues i see a lot of black pants and whatnot no you're just colorblind kevin all right okay so i can't see black i got you it feels wrong to like steal a zombie's clothes i'm wearing a zombie's underwear yes you are you're like the wizard of oz all he does is go around in his underwear and asking people if they seem wizard it's the weirdest thing all right that ought to hold him oh look there's a zombie coming we can test it come back come back wow wow amazing it's crazy what we can do with technology these days i kind of forgot um how many logs i need to make the entire wall so that'll do for now it was a very happy ending i have to say do you want us to get a little happier no come here come here bash your head in and not the head you're thinking oh no kevin just think of the wizard of oz go to your happy place there's no place like home [Laughter] so you have watched it oh no run away okay that is it for now jack's channel will be down in the description if you somehow don't know about him um but i hope you enjoyed let me know if you did i'd love to do more stuff like this i really really enjoyed it and uh be sure to subscribe maybe leave a like if you have the time you know i'd appreciate it and i hope to see you tomorrow bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 609,001

Keywords: Call Me Kevin, Call Me, CallMeKevin, CallMe, funny, funny moments, comedy, lets play, gameplay, gaming, project zomboid, project zomboid multiplayer, project zomboid jacksepticeye, project zomboid callmekevin, project zomboid funny moments, project zomboid gameplay, project zomboid callmekevin jacksepticeye, project zomboid challenge

Id: 2MB52dRwrvU

Length: 16min 7sec (967 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 31 2022