I Like Fat Men

let's talk about the time that I approached a guy at the gym yep it's a story time video before we start talking about this story please just sub to my channel if you don't know what a sub button is it's this button right here click it and sub and it will make me happy so in mind how to approach a girl at the gym video you guys wanted to know the story about when I was on the prowl at the gym approaching men or a man so something you guys need to know about me is I am extremely a surgeon if I want something I want it I want it to know I want it and I'll go after it until it falls in love with me or until it tells me it thinks I'm repulsive and then I'll go away if you don't know what it is in that sentence it it means a man just kidding though you guys but all seriousness I've never been one to ask a man out or approach a guy or tell him you know I think you're attractive if you know if I don't I mean let's just look at my life I'm a muscular woman I am very vocal about my opinion I'm very strongly opinionated I have no problem voicing my opinion I'm very secure with myself so with all that going on it can be a very it's the word scary to a lot of men when I was single so I tend to like to leave the whole approach business and asking out for the man so that he can feel like a man I guess both this guy in particular that we're talking about I just think that he would ever ever ask me out or even approached me why to just put it in blunt terms he was very ugly something else you guys need to know about me I will fall for the ugliest men if they are two things if he has a beautifully sleep inside and if he's funny you know down with the memes of the sarcastic jokes now this wasn't really the case for this guy I've never talked some he was just some random ugly dude as a gym in fact I flat-out ignored this guy and probably looked extremely bothered if he was even in the same region of the gym as me but to give you a good image of his outside aura his face looked exactly like Shrek what Andy had a body to match I know you guys are having fun in that comment section right now so the thing that attracted me to him was the fact that I was at the gym at 4:00 a.m. he was at the gym at 4:00 a.m. that's pretty early he was a bigger guy and he was there every single day I'm there every single day and after a few months I was seeing him lose weight so I was just really attracted to the work ethic and I respected it to the point that I thought it was very attractive - the whole Shrek thing going on I just thought it was the most absolute cutest things I thought he was working so hard so I'm attractive right I've also come to terms that this guy would never talk to me because of resting face that's engraved in my forehead but I'm at the gym but to give myself the benefit of the doubt it is 4 a.m. and who's going to the gym to flirt when it's 4 a.m. I don't even want to hear you breathe at 4 a.m. so because I'm not really used to having to be nice at 4:00 again I just always have resting face on my forehead all the time so one day I'm at the EZ bar curl rack and I'm looking down and I'm reaching for the bar that I want and then I pick it up and I started looking up and guess who's right across from me like like literally like from where you are he's that close right across from at the other side of the bar and he makes eye contact looking right into my eye and you know what he does he gives me a very a sweet smile a very sweet smile that was filled with very jacked up teeth and for some reason my heart started pumping and I was even more attracted and you're probably thinking ok Michelle this is your chance you know to be nice right wrong what am i - I one look at him and say this why are you staring at me I swear was like hugging cheap tacky I literally grab the barbell and walked away and was like oh he's so cute so now he avoids me likes the place I have absolutely no clue how to recover from this and all of a sudden Shrek stops coming to the gym I killed this man's motivation that's it end of story he actually ended up gaining all his way back because of me just kidding not the end of the story so I don't see him for weeks to tell I have a little change in my schedule and I don't kiss the gym until the evening and guess who's there yep Shrek though when I see him I was like you know what I'm gonna give him my number because most likely I am NOT gonna see him again and if I do it won't be for a really long time so when I go in the evening I look good for I am Jim Michelle compared to evening Jim Michelle is two completely different people 4:00 a.m. is probably the Walmart Club and p.m. Jim Michelle is almost Instagram model is like I said before us girls say we don't like the attention but we really do we do we also like to reject you and to complain about you checking us out sorry ladies you know it's true so keep in mind I look really good at night so I see him and I start walking up to him like a cheetah on the prowl for some shrek so he spots me and walking up to him and he is looking every single direction to not make eye contact with me and I just keep on walking forward in my head I had a really sexy look on my face but in reality I could have totally looks like this I couldn't tell you let's think about who thinks I look like this tell me in the comments section so I walk up to him and say look I think you are extremely attractive and if you don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend give me a call or a text and so I gave him a little piece of paper with my number on it and he had the hugest smile on his face showing off his goofy teeth and I did a set peak hours where all you know the gym alpha males are there who all I know all of them be evasive work out at that time and they're looking around like what duh just happen out of all the mother in this gym she picks the Hunchback of Notre Dom yes I did deal with it you've been mind I wouldn't talk to really anyone in this gym never needed anyone in this gym and really wouldn't give any of them in a tiny day and that was that fast-forward a few years after this and we have been together since then and it's been just beautiful and I'm pregnant too with our third baby psyche so you know how I said text me if you didn't have a girlfriend he texted me and so I'm thinking ok great he's single we could work out together we can eat hot cheetos together we can walk my dog together we can create memes together all the things that couples do right because he texted me which means he's single not seeing anyone correct wrong wrong again Michelle wrong this fool was not like Shrek he was not like a hunchback of notre dog because those two men were very loyal sweet cartoon characters no this guy has a wife and like two kids and he says this text basically saying hey I'm any cuts his name there will call shrek it's the guy from the gym I think you're beautiful and I'm so flattered that you came up to me and fortunately I do have a light and that would be all fine and dandy like okay cool he texted me but just because you know he wanted to tell me he has a wife which any good husband would do no mr. Shrek did not stop with the texting like texting me daily off the chain off the chain no no no mr. Shrek a married man should not be texting me all his text was your beautifulness if I wasn't married this if I was single that looks trek you are married so some dudes not sure about a week of his incessant text I told him like look dude I'm not interested and topic to a married man and he's like yeah I know I'm wrong it shouldn't be talking to you but but being my wife we're going through a hard marriage and I think we're gonna split up blah blah blah that I could care less about that you shouldn't really be telling me anyway because you're still married and I can bet that you're lying and you know when you stop having feelings for someone or like being attractive someone their true look like they're true outer appearance starts to show like in the movies when the beautiful girl is actually an evil witch like oh I really did have a crush on real-life version of shred like look people out there if you are not the most attractive person I'm saying this in the nicest way possible if you are not attractive you not have times be a little douchebag you can't afford it especially if you have someone in your life who really cares for you why would you dick around yeah so that was that I approached a man that looks like Shrek at the gym and I probably will never ever do that again I'm gonna leave it up to the dudes to come up to me so what do you people think what would you do is an eye or like some chick approached you like that and tell me the time that you approached somebody at the gym and how it turned out I would love to hear in the comments section my name is Michelle McDaniel this is my paint my thoughts will probably offend you and if you're offended by the story time video then that's weird make sure to sub thumbs up turn off those notifications and follow me on instagram and i will see you guys next time

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Keywords: How to hit on a girl at the gym, hitting on men, hitting on men at work, story time, story time funny, dating men with kids, i like fat men, i like fat boys, I like fat guys, Story time blog, story time vlog, funny story times

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Length: 9min 39sec (579 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 30 2018