Pigeon Simulator

top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to pigeon simulator I saw this on Twitter ages ago and I was really excited for it to come out I was waiting for a demo I was waiting for something just so I could dig my little pigeon feet into and now boss the studio's same people who did I am fish I am Brad all of that stuff they this is part of their new prototype range and I'm really excited to film pigeon with a bread in the space okay I don't know what I do in this game apparently it's even up to four players what the Jesus is happening in this picture and why is it so warm in my room oh Jesus I'm right into it okay feeling lost yes I have no idea how I got here at this time in my life in you two okay there's a nest over there need sticks alright there's nests everywhere that needs sticks I like how we have patient vision I don't know a patient vision is but I'm glad that exists okay how do I do anything oh god I just shout out an egg on people but I get pee all over them you are starving how did you know all right where do I get food I'm just gonna attack people you can find food close to bins alright ah there we go he did grab stuff as I'm going yes I got it but how do I stop I'm not Jesus here we go I hate a little bit and the best vision I can jump I'm so cute they just lay eggs here Oh everyone be nice to me okay ah God geez I I haven't had any training in this okay sword on out excellent amazing landing we just attack people [Music] [Laughter] Dead or Alive you're coming with me okay bye i straight-up just mugged someone I see him another victim another lamb for the slaughter come here Baldy ow okay come on this is the best feature of this game all right you're going up in the chimney I'm putting you up here you don't have any choice but to deal with it okay hold on hold on hold on I need to yeah down you go oh god this feels like this feels like 2016 YouTube again this is so fun Jesus did you get any human run over oh please tell me that was the guy who just slapped me Oh No Oh fine I'll get him out of the street who's more heartless the pigeon - put him here and kill them or the people who didn't want to pick up his body afterwards I think that says a lot about humanity that says a lot of our society okay here you go dinner served I killed another spy just can't stop killing people I'm addicted to it ow okay I'm on a mission right now to get sticks look there I got one all right now pigeon vision guide me home I need to put it in this nest right here but how do I do said thing it just did it again oh I'm gonna lay some eggs and my progeny are gonna rule the world who laid eggs oh I'm sorry I just fired it out a bunch of eggs Mickey D's that's not Mickey D's it's KFC that means I'm eating chicken oh yeah you're gonna want that coffee oh yeah he pieces of trash your petition I'm eating the trash that I am I'm a lesser form of being thanks Gabe finally a game I can relate to finally a game that speaks my language ah they have the goat the goat from goat simulator oh that's fun I like that I like when developers show each other some fun and respect towards each other's properties I like that a lot okay time to eat so their happy meal it's cheery meal I have big plans again I can make a nest at the very top of this thing and I don't know why you haven't been doing it cuz that's a great idea this is a much better place for a nest okay can I lay eggs yes so many eggs wait can they lay more can you guys hatch I want to see what happens I want to take over the world with pigeons [Music] I just lay more what's the point oh wait I have objectives in France the park in fest the plaza in fest the factory maybe you have to sit on my eggs yeah I have to sit on my eggs cuz I'm a pigeon idiot what else was I supposed to do fly around this is what pigeons do can't wait to have more pigeons I'm gonna have pigeons everywhere I'm gonna have an army of pigeons that are gonna come in and they're all gonna be like swoop in and take your to paint yeah Oh gross okay they need food hey hey you stop it I'm a mother I have ten kids you're an [ __ ] okay do you guys need this did I do it oh wait maybe I can feed them human that didn't work Algie oh oh oh this pigeons almost don't for guys damn it I got my pigeon killed all right the big boy balls are on and we're going for at this time k-mers enough messing around this is pigeon simulator you know what the pigeons are gonna solve the climate crisis the pigeons are just gonna come out here and plant all the trees themselves pigeons love team trees take oh hush hush little ones who shush Mama's here see I can be a pigeon oh wait I don't give them food I puke the food and so mama does Mama's gotta eat first though mama's got a hound down and I'm Mac in Mickey D's I don't know I don't know what I do from there I don't know what the button is to puke all over my children it's also a sentence I never thought I'd have to say wait a second can i oh hell yeah skateboard pigeon oh it doesn't bring me along do you thinking me now humans idiots stop it ooh that's what this is oh I thought that was P cuz I'm just puking all over them yeah all right here you got my babies oh my god you're gonna bleed me dry this is gonna work this time ha ha ha yes rise my brother's the fidgeting happens now this is just this is untitled goose game for pigeons I am pigeon yes I can hear them destroy the world already the honking happens now brothers alright time to infect the factory they're not even going I see a coming I'm gonna put a halt to this city okay P Britain shat on all over the place and I love it okay my pigeons are almost ready just a little bit more food I got this I got this ouch eat up real fast real fast stop stop stop pigeon man away well I guess it's actually just regular pigeon okay ooh some stuff gives me a pink thing I don't know what that means but I'm excited about it I eat a bagel or a donut oh yeah bagels are just unsweetened donuts change my mind y'all know I'm right sorry for this hot take pigeon brothers rise they honking is now the cooing is now take their forklifts and destroy their society just regular pigeon oh it was in the plaza that they were getting Oh exterminators come how am I supposed to do about it how am I supposed to take on a van do a drop a human on it that's gonna work I have high hopes for this under attack brothers [ __ ] he's setting fire to my nest well they don't need the nest anymore come here eat his brains oh my god I broke him he's stuck in the fence now okay no eat him eat bits of him yeah eat him all right I'm gonna make an example oh dear see this van you see this then you die god damn it I starve to death somebody burning my nest again are you serious I didn't even give me a warning come here oh here we go what's that dude doing [ __ ] okay I can ouch ow ow stop the hell are we supposed to do have to Oh God okay hold on children mommy's coming mommy seven feet chicks I'm making my way back making my way downtown flying fast [ __ ] pass I'm a pigeon do it it it it it okay mommy's here mommy's here yes eat the yellow eat the slime I will murder you how do you feel murdered yet [ __ ] murder you there you martyred ow I hurt myself in my confusion is this enough for you guys yes yes yes yes infest the park this is really this is all coming together now okay get the get the proper food yes dad this is a really hard game to play solo this one's red what does that mean but I just eat spicy food okay I tried to I tried to jump to the other table that didn't work how am I supposed to do this oh I'm full Oh first time that's happened I got full and then i splooged all over everything oh my god I broke the wall I didn't even know you could do that okay lay eggs nice no wait you're under attack but you're not dead yet okay okay I'm just waiting for this I'm waiting for this I'm sorry hold on a little longer buds I've never been so invested in pigeons before okay no this should be easy to do because it starts at a high bar hell yeah that'll teach him hahaha excellent okay it says I answered to protect the nest by destroying their van can I destroy your van with with eggs [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't know and now I'm gonna be starving goddamn it exterminators cleared out of the park oh yeah okay last area oh we're going to do this let's teach on cunning begins now the cooing the cooing doesn't have the same ring to it the honking is way cooler okay you can do this mama bird fill those bad boys up yes and fast old town is that all of them infest the park and fester factory I did those the nests got destroyed well [ __ ] my dick oh ah I can actually aim that's good I can also die of starvation as always that's epic not die in a starvation every time I get so close to putting down the very last thing an exterminator comes along and destroys - I really want to know what those purple frickin barrels do how dare you attack my nest a-hole Oh pigeon kiddo oh there's another one under attack god damn it I just straight-up kill that guy without even trying okay good and I need to feed chicks over here this is the last one for [ __ ] sake I know I'm supposed to be destroying vans and all that jazz but honestly I don't really know how the game works so I'm just gonna play it my way and you're just gonna have to deal with that you're okay with that you came with that you big baby yes yes yes yes yes yeah the best pigeon congratulations your pigeon and children have infested the city humanity gulping it deserved pigeons have taken over when you look outside your window and you see a pigeon flying by for now on you won't just looking go huh stupid pigeon you're look at it and think oh dear god no oh right here well that does it for pigeon bread face ah really neat little game a little tedious and a little annoying but that's only because I was playing on my own and you can support up to four players so I think if you got any played with some friends this would actually be super funny because you could fly around and you could just all interact you can have one person like on the nest where the other person goes and fills up and then once the eggs are hatched she come in a puke all over them and then you would rise faster than ever I didn't really get some of the mechanics I know I had to destroy the fans but didn't know how to do it and sometimes trying to try to grab things and destroy them and smacking into them and all that kind of stuff sometimes it ended up just hurting you more than figuring out what was going on so I didn't want to hurt my pigeon too much because I kept dying all the time so I wasn't trying to destroy things as much as I probably should have but all I know is that pigeons are fearful creatures and they can stick their heads and bread and destroy the world I don't know what else to tell you but anyway thank you guys for watching it if you liked it and if you love pigeons and you want to be prepared for revolution don't forget to like the video because if you don't a pigeon is going to come to your house and it's gonna [ __ ] all over your bed I don't make the rules that's just the way it is but also don't forget to subscribe if you're new here and you want to see more funny videos like this and also suggest some games down in the comments and I'm all ears oles but until then the honk earning is now brothers [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 3,556,602

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Id: 5lgRzCTv_H0

Length: 16min 8sec (968 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 06 2019