Happy Wheels #102

oh baby oh baby oh the power it flows happy morning ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to baby it's back once more you thought it was gone forever you thought there's no possible way he'd bring it back for a nostalgia week bam surprise our expectations subverted like the end of game of thrones you know what i'm gonna restart just so i can hear it again the song of a generation stand for the anthem yes the gamer anthem i am proud to be here again at the end of nostalgia week here in the home of happy wheels with wheelchair willie over here on the side it's a good time to be here it's going down to be alive [Music] my god is this just going to be a yearly tradition now that we play happy wheels at the end of every year maybe it should be we'll get to episode 200 in 200 years time actually if that's not how it works it's already at 100 100 years we have one episode done this will be the second one so in 98 years time we'll be at episode 200 i'll still be playing happy wheels what are people even doing in happy wheels the 22nd of the 12th this was uploaded today and it has 5 stars and it's 99 impossible i am the greatest happy wheels look this can be done i may not have any control over anything that's happening but i'm determined to make this work okay just dodge duck dip dive and dodge just turn there you go there you go as long as your head is intact we're fine you're good stay okay okay oh oh baby oh yes oh yes slow it on down 99 impossible i laugh in your stupid odds laughs and happy wheels fanatic i am the one baby god it feels good to be schooling all of these children again oh happy wheels i remember that i was there when the sacred texts were written fool super pogo fight baby baby oh it's fine it's fine it's fine a surgical procedure get the [ __ ] out of my way use your teeth oh god now we're merged we'll get out of this if i have to take you with me nice all right this is easy get this token if you can betty there's nothing you could do to stop me watch this pure talent oh my god i've made a betty shish kebab get off me get off me thank you thank you oh for the love i've got this is easy it's easy happy wheels is a baby's game i can do this i i'm the greatest happy wheels player in the world has ever known there shut up can't talk with no head can you nice break the barriers of human condition go further than anyone has beyond for the love of god now i have a [ __ ] vestigial arm stuck in me that's good that's good nice nice spike fall ahead oh come on betty nice nice now there's nothing that you can stick me with nothing with all of your powers uh-oh i'm gonna be here for weeks nostalgia week three is going to be happening by the time i finish this level nice no stay away from her stay away from her she's just going to want to attach to your accomplishments no no no no no oh [ __ ] no no [Music] sign of a [Laughter] further beyond i will use you as the launch platform for the next stage of humanity i am human evolution i am the next phase curt all right are you ready that's good that's good [ __ ] it yeah yeah five stars yeah cool glad really really nice level man from ireland human bridge v2 let's go let's go with segway steve oh it's a whole bridge of billy's oh that is delightful [Music] i don't feel like that counts as a victory this bridge is difficult to cross trust me testing it made me frustrated and if you happen to fall watch out for rising meteors all you need is speed and momentum [ __ ] that you know what we're doing we know what you're doing that's no bobby [Music] grind them into dust grind them into paste i am the greatest go [ __ ] yourself sore throw red hmm very nice very nice yes yes very nice screw you billy ha ha nice nice that's too much no i don't have any swords left i don't have any swords left [Music] nice little stroll through the park on this one yeah so you want to throw the sword like that perfect you don't want to just grab the swords willy nilly you know as a happy wheels veteran there's a little finessing that you can do to everything i will be your dojo master here today 20 seconds we can do better than that watch this 20 seconds is child's play 20 seconds is a loser score well [ __ ] can you survive of course i can i've survived the 99 impossible level i am so good unhappy wheels and [Music] and segway needs to come with me i do everything with my segway even shower nice do it do it do it do it batter fester but yeah let's go okay that's sucked slow down down slow down down slow slow slow slow where's the victory in this there is no winning you let the game play itself happy wheels is one of those games that works better on its own let me counteract the momentum it's easy does it easy just just a tap just a tip he's happy oh god billy hold on to your prepubescent little head come on come on come on oh god i see where the ending is the ending isn't even there the ending is up high [Music] once i get that victory sound in my ears and that flag in my eyeballs nothing's gonna stop me minecraft god this is happy with like pogo jump why don't you just lock me into the character oh god one of these okay so far i'm noob okay so far i'm better closer warmer and that's it i'm a pro we already knew that though i didn't need these tree stumps to tell me no no no no no oh so close so close to being a god so close to being kanye west let's go easy easy can i use the [ __ ] yeah i'm so good at basketball and pogo easy easy easy this is a child's video game child's video game children's video game i am all intact i didn't even lose a safety pad on my body unlock ball throw that [ __ ] sucks okay there you go there you go come on come on now this ball is going to come back and knock into that ball just do it just just you go in and then this other one hit this one oh you [ __ ] tiny blue bastards just go thank you thank you oh i have to i don't even have enough balls to do this i could do it with bandages over my eyes watch this [ __ ] nice nice good start go terrible form terrible form what are you doing to me all right so it's a little hard whatever this ball is going to come back and roll all the way back that's how we're going to do it we're going to break the system so the balls at the end they're all going to come back one by one [ __ ] yes easy baby game for babies give it to me give it to me slow and steady you [ __ ] [ __ ] this one's for all the wheels okay oh that was so close i can do this i can do this [Applause] [ __ ] nice [ __ ] yay oh baby yes yes yes this is it this is it this is the one eye on the way [ __ ] oh dicks get there first get there first this is epic oh that was so cool oh yes come on come on baby come on baby for all the [ __ ] tuna in the can i am a machine built for speed built for [ __ ] speed and stupidity that was so cool no it's not looking so hard but is it her yeah it is okay i like i get it i get it you made something that doesn't look that hard but it's actually quite hard [ __ ] they all stuck oh man oh just fall perfectly in line with each other oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god that was incredible that was so cool oh i deserve your subscription right now i deserve a like on this video and a subscriptable oh jetpack though i love these jet pack go forward don't shoot me don't don't shoot me oh [ __ ] that was nice i like that i like the nice simple ones that make me feel good about myself oh a speed run oh billy you sh stupid [ __ ] i know how to do i know how to do a ball run and i do ballroom watch this this is great if you see you jesus and no there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go over the mustard through the ketchup down lollipop lay that up your [ __ ] arse baby ooh you hijacked timmy here okay i don't want to hijack anybody unless i want to hi jack as in like hello sean excuse me oh like that oh god that's what happens if you think your church behind your head's gonna fall off don't do it nice and easy just a tiny little bike ride with my kid it's simple kill the batman okay if i could just there you go nice oh my god i'm a legend oh my god i'm a legend oh my god i'm going backwards oh my god i'm a legend come on come on come on come on hello billy's still with me that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine that's not fine that's that's death that's everything dead oh a good old bottle throw i've played one of these in a long time there you go okay i don't know what that did cool impossible bottle run did you see what i did on the last one i warned you yet you still come you are not allowed to leave until you finish the level okay made for gray still plays i am the happy wheels guy that's me look at me go oh tippy tappy suck my nappy oh maybe if i actually just keep it back like this yeah that worked easy easy easy does it easy does it [Music] a jc nostalgia weak ball throw you made it oh master of skill oh jesus i got shot balls okay not death not death not death not death not death not that what's the question mark oh [ __ ] what is that oh what is that what why what is that oh what am i doing yes no no no [Music] what i win it must be because i'm the greatest happy wheels player of all time you guys thank you seriously that's cool that people are still making levels for me it's been so long that's so flattering you won't win i have won every single one of them they told me that i wouldn't win by now see this i i told you i'd win all right all right all right i can do this we can do this i can do this i can do this i can do this i can do this i can do this you'll be safe here hurry oh god i won't shoot the harpoon before i get there there we go there we go are you salting my chips oh what if i yeah a good old harpoon dodge a i love a good harpoon dodge easy easy easy ow my foot oh my dick oh god no where are they even coming from no lord i'm still life no i'm not i'm dead that's good that's less good now stay here oh god oh god oh god i'm still alive oh [Music] yes oh the greatest spike fall steve the boss of spike fall i still exist in this game in this world people are still thinking about me spike fall steve let's go there's only one way to end this episode and first try it first try it first try it steve first try it i really thought i had it okay you got to go you got to go much further out than that okay there it is there it is that's a long one but the victory is in sight that's it give it to me the sound of victory oh yeah [ __ ] yeah i love a good spike fall oh man that's gonna do it for another episode of happy wheels and another week of nostalgia and another year on the jacksepticeye channel i hope that you enjoyed nostalgia week again it's really really fun to do and i'm glad people are able to come back and reminisce about the things that they've liked about the channel over the years the green hair being here for eight years now we've been doing this if you've been here for all eight years which i doubt many of you are thank you i really appreciate you being here from the very start of the journey and even if you just joined yesterday or today or you found the channel through this video thank you for being here as well it really means a lot to me that people watch the stuff i do and find entertainment out of it even after all these years i count myself extremely lucky to be able to do the job that i get to do and to be able to entertain people and be able to use this platform to do that but to do great things in the world as well it's it's the coolest job i've ever had and i'm really glad i get to do it and i'm glad that we get to play a silly game like happy wheels and so many people show up to enjoy it and so many people love the memes it really means a lot to me i know 2020 has been hard on a lot of people i hope 2021 is better for all of us and we're moving into a better time but hopefully this nostalgia week at least helped you forget about 2020 for a little while and let you remember 2016 2017 2015 whenever any of these videos went up or at least let you reminisce about a better time on the channel here so thank you for watching but also thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it but thank you guys now we'll see all you [Music] dudes [Music] [Applause] that's the last one that you're gonna get for a very long time my throat is bleeding

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 4,905,338

Rating: 4.9838905 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye

Id: 7yRSmHnr5Yg

Length: 18min 32sec (1112 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020