I Killed An Entire Village With A Newspaper In Hitman 2

ah it's another beautiful day top of morning gamers top of morning everybody top of morning mr. man standing next to the thing it's me regular ass man blending in nothing here is different excuse me lady excuse me okay you bumped into me all right you may have a great ass but you don't have a great attitude get back she's too fast I can't cap children I have been sent out on a very important mission here today Charles Blake for a better world it'll be a better world when I kill him I have to kill that guy over there and somebody way off in the distance playing croquet now how am I going to do it I need to come up with an inventive way of doing it I don't want to just rush in and kill people normally I can't just rush in and shoot them in the face or anything that's too normal that's too easy I need something cooler something better also I'm very sick so this is gonna be some subdued gameplay I know I'll try and bring the energy for you I'll try and bring the oh my god I can knock people out with newspaper I have found my purpose I'm going to be a paper delivery man just call me paper boy I need clothes to blend in though I don't look like a paper boy right now I just looked like an angry man who is about to beat up some wasps that have entered this house do you think I could kill her sorry knock her out do you think I could deliver some paper to her and steal her clothes that would suit me very nicely no time like the present what paper delivery okay silent takedown uh sure why not okay well I can't have your clothes so my bad oh I needed a crowbar for that oh well this is just embarrassing now she led me to my one and only the screwdriver she led me back home oh I miss my screwdriver oh dude this is gonna be awesome do you think I could kill everybody in this map if I'm good enough which of course we all know I am alright time to put this puzzle together no let me take out my paper my paper is the real weapon yes paper delivery okay she's out she's down no this guy he's already asleep but just to make sure now I am the deputy now I am the police officer that's all you need to do to get ahead in life so just steal someone's clothes and then you'll get what you want how's it going yes it is me mr. officer mr. policeman officer nothing here is different I just need a crowbar thank you police officer man mister out see you later I don't trust you not to wake up so sorry alright open up the manhole yes can I can I put bodies in here don't the sewer you go like the trash you our body the road duck body number three can I dump infinite bodies in this this is this opens up a whole new world of possibilities this is about to go off everybody in this town is gonna die and land in the sewers Oh more newspaper yes sorry you're coming with me life's easy Dave muffins oh I could kill people with muffins I could be called the muffin man never suspect me do you think anyone saw me no hi oh it's great I need the muffins no it's time to for the news oh so nothing you saw nothing Oh God Oh Lady you saw nothing this is all going according to keikaku easy does it easy does everyone's fine only one death actually sir stop resisting you must go in the hole everybody goes in the hole you get your news you go in the hole all right now that everyone's dealt with I need my newspapers back now I can get all the muffins all the muffins from bye yes I've been upgraded I went from a paper delivery boy to the muffin man all right who wants to get knocked out by a muffin I'm gonna I cannon for an arm oh I think we found our first prime candidate for oh god that just knocked him out you don't see anything completely irresponsible person would leave a weapon lying around breaking news actually the only news that's breaking is your neck all right that the hole you go yes you're the best muffin man who's the best muffin man you are you got this you can erase the entire town if you really set your mind to it the muffins didn't work they were a distraction a red herring but the newspapers do work you got this you guys cannot be allowed you guys cannot be allowed to have this conversation then you go lady into the furnace you go I'm a make I'm a bake terrific cakes but I also make a mean meat casserole incinerate [Music] all right and you go start usual and incinerate nicely done I can disguise myself a ceremonial robe of some sort with a note from Janus attached yes look amazing has asked Helen to do a few repairs on the road before he leaves for rosette yeah whatever can we talk about how cool my outfit is look this is value all swooshy yes oh you're the best you're the you're the most handsome man of all you're the most handsome detective the muffin man rides what are you wearing queueing about I can I can solve this argument easily I have some news for you nice all right into the hole which up get the hole yeah the hole thank you sir you too breaking news keep back my newspaper me steal my newspaper like that come on and to the hole with you you're dead so it's not like you care and at all wait so I'm trying to kill someone named Janus is this first name Hugh that would be wonderful okay I mean screwdriver yes I don't need it anymore I've upgraded from the screwdrivers there's a newspaper but it's good backup to have oh no a security camera yep that's right inspect the generator Oh God my home it said the wrong thing out inspector generator come on through that'll add attaboy but yes but you didn't see that coming snappy snappy there he is Hugh Janus himself one day you say can I can I combine some muffins tonight can I combine their pills with muffins I don't know I don't think so dammit newspaper it is I remember the first time I had it was 1976 the American Embassy in East Berlin in the Old Prussian officer's club I was there whatever man telling your story already all right do you think I can get him you think I cannot come out right here right now I think I can ask James yeah down he goes had to deliver the news there buddy neck snap all right nighty-night and too bad you go I'm just tucking him in I'm a nice man I'm a nice killer I don't just kill them willy-nilly you know what I knocked him out first and then I killed him so they can't feel pain look at this kitchen knives so boring why would you use a kitchen knife when you can use screwdrivers and newspapers those are the real big brain tactics this is TV yeah Janus who's me looking for the bathroom ha ha I lied little henchman wanna go walkies they go oh that's delightful and catching me oh no cameras anymore I'm gonna get away with it the muffin man the road is long the road is hard trying to kill everybody in a town with just newspapers is is very time-consuming but it's good work chefs kiss it'll be worth it in the end when you get that sweet title and thumbnail out of it it's all gonna be worth it sir have you heard the term that an apple a day keeps the doctor away oh okay okay get the newspaper ready get the newspaper ready he's down he's down but he's not out there you go they say the pen is mightier than the sword but the newspaper is stronger than the Apple and the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree doesn't matter Apple analogies isn't there too many if you ask me I must say I am the best dress hit man around all of the other dinosaurs wanted to bring the t-rex to the ball there you go sleep with your brother hey that's me I need more newspapers the paperboy needs more is this another one yes I can't be going around with two newspapers I need lots of backups so I can go and hit everybody immediately with them I'm sorry what I can't hop I can't hear you what the fastest paper in the West sorry Knights I know that you didn't do anything but I need to get ready anyway oh there's four people here this might be tricky folks how are we gonna do this right okay we're gonna be good about this all right sneaky they'll never see you in the bushes okay fastest hand in the West huh huh yes all right all right all right now move on to screwdrivers yes get back here get back here what are you going no yeah yes she's just sick she was sick she ate too much at the party I have to take her home okay well nice chatting yeah you're all gonna have to go on the whole one by one I don't make up the rules that's just how it is you get in my sights you have to go down the hole there's pizza down there you guys have been better off tonight do oh I can't it's cuz it's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles they eat pizza they live in a sewer that's good that's clever I just thought it was sewer pizza for dead people yeah I do it probably all started when I was about ten yeah it was rough it was rough from a young age but I get the hole okay bye you guys see the news report today it was crazy here I'll let you look at it boo boo three people three newspapers you try to come after me bro look at this fastest paper in the West dude that was very dramatic he's my brother he had too much to drink at their party he's sick after I have to bring him home we didn't drive though an uber doesn't come out this far so we're gonna have to drag him home oh oh this is it this is his home we're here you're not gonna be a problem are you lady you're gonna be a problem area you didn't see the bodies there's nobody's here don't sit down it's no time for sitting down it's time for tight she's like no I don't want to go no please don't take me beep up you're gonna have to go in the hole that's the way life works now well you're dead so the story that's a death works alright by complaining even in death you're a pain of my dingus see this whole you guys are going in there yeah brand-new house for brand new boys okay stop talking sorry whoops what my finger slipped Oh Oh God weird like that well my finger slipped whoops guys it's crazy my fingers slip so many times I know you're dead oh there's no other target oh my paper senses are tingling there's a lot of people at that party in there though that's gonna be tricky to kill all of those I can make it happen though that it's known Castle I know former Secret Service learned in Cassidy Providence Harold Cassidy is assigned to protect Oh Mike at the beginning I just did a lap I did a lap of murder some more newspapers around I mean a secret meeting huh I know what's going on crap why are you here no I had the perfect opportunity man all right I I was tying my shoelaces yeah I almost tripped over once it's crazy have you guys seen the news today to see the weather report Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob bump oh yeah they can't take you out yeah go that way that's good he's playing along he's a nice boy bah bah bah bah yep silence like the night you guys gonna do about it huh nothing but that going away there's no guns allowed around here this is a strictly newspaper only zone thank you very much man look at all those faces that need newspapers all of these people have not been given the news yet it's gonna be this gonna prove to be quite tricky it's gonna be a greater the greatest test of my skills so far oh yeah log 100 what a throw at that distance agent 47 the paperboy was able to throw a piece of newspaper 40 yards across an open field and still shatter your jaw what a man I believe the game wants me to pick up weapons games like hey do you want a gun goods are scary guns kill people I don't want to pick up a gun and accidentally shoot someone to kill them you know this guy's living his best life there's a vibe check good for you guys so hang out here in the bathroom please and chill this guy wondering why he however the security team have just gone missing all right this is a good chance stick oh god don't go to the bathroom Oh God oh hi it's right it's right it's right oh god oh god oh god okay okay well things have happened okay pick up the gun for now that's cool yep Oh Sappho neck tricky news sniper neck both targets are confirmed killed okay all that remains now is to find the information we came okay and then get out of here okay no problem no problem this was easy this is easy paper boy knows what he's doing ah pick it up pick up up okay that made me a little nervous but I did what I set out to do I kill them with paper that's good now I just need to kill the rest of the town there could be no witnesses already in the bathroom oh oh and the boys wanna hang out look at all these hydro homeys hell yeah just hanging out just vibing in the bathroom together good stuff lads all right this is a house of death time to move on no sort of a newspapers no newspaper why oh Lord we're gonna lose it is it in here oh don't ever leave me like that again yes you're not leaving the party already are you no the party's just getting started we haven't even begun to mess with you guys yet there you go there you go I feel a little bad about this but then the feeling passes and I'm fine now you're in the bushes no one will ever find you here you guys can have all the privacy you want I know you wanted to leave the parody and go home so you could just be together and not be around people well now you never have to worry about that again right how am I actually going to tackle this party oh the others so far have been like one and one encounters which hasn't really been that hard but this is really gonna start getting tricky here well I don't know how I'm gonna break people up and move them to different areas looking for so many people over at apparentiy over here well the good news is that all the bad guys will be taken care of by then ooh a newspaper sniper tower you can't believe I've been able to take out everyone with newspapers this is ridiculous this is the best game ever making what is this uh what the vault oh is a vault into suburban house Lords this place me and my newspaper are gonna get to the bottom of this oh it's for sale you're selling a house with a vault and it's gonna be awesome you could record all my Let's Plays down there but no one would ever bother me I could do whatever I want I can yelled at the high heavens and no one will ever hear me right now I can't do that because I'm sick even though I still can cuz I own my own house and no one ever bothers me as well but let me make the joke shut up yes come this way friend you know you want follow the strange bald man with the Cape follow him to free hey you guys watching the news I have a much better way for you guys to to read the news guess what you guys want to know about it you guys want to hear about it breaking news you're square in the mouth Oh excellent oh god oh god there's just people in the house oh this is bad hey I'm Derrick and Linda's friend here have newspaper yeah psych okay okay oh my god lady I don't even think I need to snap your neck I think you're doing that hole in your own already well just in case who's in this room yes I do need this room I also think I need your clothes oh oh oh to saw me with the body oh okay this is okay I can see how it looks bad I can see how bad this looks okay okay okay well oh this is very bad everyone's on high alert they didn't do you meet yourself yep you found yourself dead all right yeah okay drag him away I need my other disguise back there that worked out well I had that planned i disguised myself as the muffin man and then got spotted so they would look for the muffin man I'm throwing them off the scent look at them all having fun enjoying themselves makes me sick all of those faces without her newspaper thrown in them this is bad this is real bad they are on my ass let's fight let's fight come at the door I the newspaper will never be stopped the newspaper can never be fought back against the newspaper is the ultimate weapon oh don't you no one will ever survive this okay I've given up at hiding bodies I've just given up on it everyone's all over the place now at this point okay where's my height height 8 news Oh wrong place lady I'm determined to make this work I got to disguise myself though what's the problem what happened who died that's that's crazy what I know what's going on call the police so weird I'm delivering the news what's it look like I lost one of my newspapers as well it's in that car over there the gut there's a body who who did this who killed that person Oh God jeepers oh my god somebody killed you the soup Bazaar who keeps doing this they can't keep getting away with it somebody stopped it I I'm an officer of the law what's going on here who did what when how yeah so seven people left I think these are the only people left in the map okay what can I do what can I do to make this happen all right I should poison some food with newspaper it's the ink it'll give you night blindness come check them out they're hurt they're hurt Oh somebody help them oh no he's hurt somebody help him nice breaking news it's your neck ass not looking good man now there were five yes come on over come on bud no oh well someone saw that okay well peace was never an option stop stop stop where's she going where'd she go no witnesses get back here ah the longest throw well you're dead you're dead you're dead and you're dead I think that's everybody I think I just killed everybody in the entire map with newspaper and muffins well let's that does it for me the entire town has been cleared out the scum of this world is no more everybody got their news today everyone got their breaking news everyone is a little bit smarter than when they started the episode this is a big win I have never cleared out an entire level it hit mad before it's at ridiculous fashion well into the sewer I go as a tiny trash child The Paperboy leaves no witnesses it's a ghost happen oh so fun well there's no more news to be delivered here today folks so I'm gonna leave this one here that was beyond fun to do don't forget to leave a like on the video if you liked it and don't forget to subscribe if you want to see more hit man because I'm going to keep continuing to play this because I went away from it for a while and now I'm back we're back everybody we're back to have fun and kill everybody also new merch coming soon you guys can see it in the store very soon be excited it's very cool and I like it a lot don't forget that the next time you see a paper delivery man around [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so hungry

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Id: GAIy4iKJ7E4

Length: 26min 28sec (1588 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 26 2019