I DESTROYED A MILLIONAIRE'S MANSION | Teardown

[Music] you build it up and I will tear it down I'm not afraid to ruin Society I'm gonna dismantle the world one swing at a time Brick by Brick ah I'm not actually gonna do that oh this is very expensive stuff hold on ah give me a sledgehammer and I will give you the world I will destroy it all classic cars gotta steal some cars eh no one can know I'm here I have to sneak shut up seagulls you're gonna get me away hey they rebuilt the house I'm on took me forever to destroy that ha that nature [Music] I can't help myself okay I can't be sneaky when I'm going around with a sledgehammer in my hand anything in there no you're useless to me pointless it's blending oh oh god oh whoops whoops whoops whoops you know what I'm not gonna blend in it's not my style but I can barge in all right just open up the doors a little just a just a touch just a little Bittle there you go classic car I see you now it's not really as cool as destroying things stealing things is like next on my list all right hide the evidence you're with Poseidon now okay wait maybe I should drive the truck out here first huh Easy Does It Easy Does It Easy Does It easy easy does it oh Lord oh oh are you gonna catch easy all right we're gonna Park you here just like just just no no no no no no okay lower that bed already oh this is a terrible idea just just that like a mother caressing their baby [Music] oh dip this isn't gonna work I'm not gonna be able to steal both cars in this amount of time oh Lord okay in one goes I don't even know where the other one is I don't work well under pressure or not under pressure I just don't work well oh God it's the police Mr police quick I hate in the water I'd rather die than go back to jail ah the opponent my trunk oh they're gonna take my teeth this time just a little gentler so lilies you will take the truck over to the other truck it's as easy as one two steal just you stay nice and Crest in the back okay don't yeah the handbrake's on right it better be I don't want you to see you bouncing around all over the place you view there I'll be back later see you later sweetums hold on a little while longer and I will be back what the goodies whoa wait where's the other car is it on the boat oh but I just jumped over they're all cool I'm back okay hold on that doesn't help when life doesn't give you a path forward you have to make your own oh yeah I'm making an analogy here screw your face no I don't want it to open on its own it's gonna stay there a lop got out of it stop okay just open up this easy doesn't know where is this car what could I drive this boat this is a big boat oh my God I can oh I shouldn't be allowed to do this oh I shouldn't be allowed oh I shouldn't be allowed oh it's like hitting the iceberg oh all five compartments are flooded we're going down in the Atlantic oh please be okay I just need you to get to there is that fine oh how did I get in here but I'm not opening up any doors easy easy no problem we'll just do a little quick saver Rooney anyway God that's okay this is easy easy does it easy does it look at that boom in and the other one and the next one nice God I'm so good at stealing and destroying things Escape guys if you ever need anybody to steal anything for you or blow anything up or destroy anything it's easy just call me just send me a message hey whatever you want to call me I would like everything stolen and destroyed [Music] can't wait to see what weapons I can use to destroy things why am I out here it's raining I don't like it what'd I get a shotgun whoa guys you shouldn't give me these things it was already scary enough that I had a blow torch can this actually shoot through walls oh my God a new window Oh I thought it was a little stuffy in here so I thought I'd open it up and I can shoot through metal whoa new level whoa look at this place I want to destroy it all what do I have to do jump at least three of Gordon's expensive carrots in the water I love doing that I do that by accident all the time but now I get paid to do it amazing hello knock knock smashy smashy oh you think a door like that can stop me oh you're gonna be fast no but I'm going to be on a timer can I fill you full of water and then just dump you in there all right there's one fancy place you got here Gordo would be a shame if someone set fire to it all there's another one all right so the ocean's over there this is easy this is looking like a classic Jack messes everything up and still wins I love a good heist oh I found you look at you hiding in here let me just make a little door for you I mean the door's already there but it's not open what am I gonna do use my hands idiot fool all right you go in the water easy oh look I'm a Race Car Driver oh who's in first place is Jack a boy let's go all right let me just do this I want to make it as easy as possible so basically a fart could like knock this out of the back of the the truck and then straight into the sweet Earth saliva you go okay let's see how we're going to do this you take one oh God these are fast oh oh I'm not I'm not capable I'm not capable I'm not capable there's one we're off to a flying start here folks okay all I gotta do is get you in the soup now I'm gonna get myself to destination number two a little faster we have 30 seconds this oh God I should have brought you why didn't I bring you closer this was a bad idea oh Jesus get in this is bad this is bad you still don't count as being in there get it in your stupid car I hate going to jail okay different plan so you're kind of the outlier so I gotta bring you closer to where am I escapists you know when monkey brain kicks in there's no stopping it it's foolproof this plan is foolproof at this point there is not a single thing that's going to go wrong in this that's got to get me in trouble watch Numero Uno easy in the drink you go good soup numero dose into the drinky drink you go simple doesn't even begin to describe it and number three I forgot to lower the bed that's why do not crash into that I forbid it and then you just bring it over here through the wall if it'll allow it and then into the soupy soup Electronics fan that could be used to look like you could kidnap children and Away you away yo easy I'm so good at crime a new tool has been delivered that's my favorite hold on hey I'm home what did I get a plank I can all right wow I can use I can build things this whole game is about tearing stuff down and down and why why am I [Music] blessed be the day what do I get to destroy what do I need to get take down I need to take a water tower I get to chop a whole lump off the top of this it just goes to show you that good things happen to those who wait nice just a little off the top think of it as a building haircut oh this is going to be so fun guys oh she's just gonna be really difficult how am I going to destroy lumps of you I can't blowtorch you what if I shotgun I've got to be here all day or if I didn't grab the wall and just ah you gotta make the noise too all right just let me in and see what we're working with hmm yes yes okay um all right uh none of this is helpful any explosives right right right yeah see if I had you see this is 9.6 meters Too Tall I'd say it's like 30. meters Too Tall I'd say the whole thing has to go it's kind of an eyesore isn't it what if I just take like my sledgehammer on Wheels here and just you know just take a little off the bottom just really just ruin the structural Integrity of the whole thing starting to look real good huh it's starting to look right this this feels right doesn't it this feels good really liking what we've accomplished here so far oh don't give up well you just stink punk punk so hello my knight in shining four-wheel drive all right let's just let's just make it out of the building first huh excuse me sorry I've had a bit to drink okay where where is this pesky wall that I need to destroy it's over here there you go there you go can I get out of this building thank you here you go there you go a building has four corners just take them out and there's no more bye does that work oh come on you're being held up by this thing chop it down mind if I yes huh oh dang it and uh nice good effort solid and uh come on man there's only one way to do this bring that no never mind huh nice fall fall physics how do physics what is that what what am I looking at right now what is this that's stupid dang headphones [Music] hit me in the head ow oh it's just a it's just a bad day for me I mean I know it's done but it doesn't feel Dawn get it get it ruin it take it all down what's even holding you up there you go I like that it all just Falls as one big solid lump I wanted to see the whole thing collapse look Jim I'll just keep it uh I'll keep it a stack with you you told me that you needed to cut it down you didn't tell me that I needed to remove anything that's somebody else's job my work here is done I'm the Demolition Man not the cleanup man see that gate just fix it yourself I'm out of here oh oh I have a lump on my head I will not burn my head turns out I wanted to tear down my face as well it's too tall oh so you want some Earth stolen huh and you've come to the best guy you know jackseptic break don't worry guys I know this place inside an hour I don't know if you know but I uh I destroyed some cars here before I can do this look just because I smacked myself in the head doesn't mean that I'm bad at this just means I'm an idiot dude you got fancy elevators with LEDs whoa does a tick tocker live here oh absolutely this thing is gaudy dude home theater sick the ultimate collection of movie one-liners oh nice you don't got any surround sound oh you do two two speakers you got a movie theater like this and all this space and all you have is two speakers for stereo you're gonna have to put a center channel in here 7.1 all the way around you got a high ceiling as well put some Atmos speakers in there come on man what is this Amateur hour okay there's one piece of arch I mean I don't get it I don't understand artwork all right unless it's like a Caravaggio or something I'm just not going to understand what was that I just get decontaminated or something see what you're going to want to do is there's a piece of artwork here now I'm gonna make some art of my own if you don't mind just real quick oh I may not have got the trajectory of this right the other piece of artwork is in there you gotta make up a plan if you don't have a plan what do you have nothing am I gonna have to figure out how to use these planks oh but I don't want to okay how do I do this huh plank nailed it okay okay the mission is simple all right we're gonna go for a run here folks hold on to your butts this might be the greatest Heist that you've ever seen rub it and go grab and go we already got a minute here people go go go go all right up the stairs up the stairs while these sweet Jazz drums play up you go across the planks across the cover come on the stupid planks oh I knew I never should have trusted them you can't trust a goddamn thing in this game oh Lord I messed it up oh I ruined it I ruined it what am I supposed to do now we go again all right up we go up the stairs shouldn't have wasted all my playing since several other places but that's fine all I need is Speed come on what do you have freaking vaseline on your feet climb yes [Music] um where am I and he's I need to be in there back to the drawing board what if we just took the elevator like a normal person would we have enough time for that I I think so see I'm so good at heists but I think that this is simple you take that one you go out the door you son of a somebody put something on my shoes making it all slippy good things come to those who smash all right and then you go out oh nice a nice nice and then you seal this one and then you try and remember where your Escape vehicle is you hope that it's over here it is it's the boat 20 seconds here people go go go the artwork is mine the caravaggios are mine but the men let's there's four pieces of arch ah dang it who keeps our work on a race course hanging in a tent [Music] this thing falls apart Cowboys Ted they're a bunch of cowboys look you could just blow this stuff over and you're keeping Priceless valuables over here I don't think I should trust anything anymore all right we're gonna have to make a daring Escape this is how this is gonna work all right steal [Music] heck of shortcut shortcut I got this i got this i got this no problem my 20 seconds to spare last time I am down to 20 seconds already what am I even doing why am I even trying this no not up come back down what if instead of me going to the artwork foreign are you ready for it the perfect run let's go I've got it all planned out it's all done already for me you pop a gap in that you go off the ramp slowly you get through this crappy little area [Music] we're gonna make it this is it this is the one let's go baby let's go escape vehicle ready to pounce just get to the boat just get to the boat five four three two way let's go the perfect Escape 2.9 seconds left oh my God I'm the greatest I'm the grace I got pipe bombs no way oh those are gonna come in handy can I upgrade any of these 24 pipe bombs aren't gonna know what anthem whoopsies okay well that's gonna do it for another beautiful day of destroying thieving stealing and exploding what aim what a time so much fun don't forget to push that like button like I smash everything in this game look at that oh break your house down if you don't and go ahead and subscribe it's free do it you can always unsubscribe any other time but do it now

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Keywords: jacksepticeye, teardown

Id: WdoYxYcsOj4

Length: 22min 41sec (1361 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 09 2021