I Held The Worst Discord Talent Show

i want you to be where your people yours i want your [ __ ] on your shoes what is up my beautiful weebs i'm here again ripping off quackity thank you crazy so much so we're doing another discord talent show and i thought why not make use of the amazing set that we have here we ain't ripping off this is an upgrade we are here irl in real life real life judges together like america's got talent yeah yeah we are in person so it's a marginal upgrade you could argue i would say so oh evan's here i can hear everything you just hear evan literally i was like oh you're recording oh no this is a talent show people do try their best but unfortunately there are some ones that are a little crimped but i'll transfer you to me is there any that stand out to you right away i see someone who does stand-up comedy i will be performing a non-professional stand-up act in a way it's so cringy at least they're self-aware let's get them in that sounds good okay hello welcome oh hello there uh hi my name is jam and thank you so much for listening in on my standard comedy you're all looking amazing today this is my first time doing stand-up comedy like this so don't be shy to let me know how you feel about it afterwards so wait wait wait so being an anime and manga fan is a blessing and a curse it's a blessing because you get to experience the art for medium that is so creative with its many art styles and voices and intricate stories linked by emotions limited only by the throws of your imagination why does the joke stop no i'm not trying to kink-shame you of course i'm trying to kink-shame you this sounds like a budget copy pasta i mean what japanese man woke up one day looked at their sister then their cat then the toilet and said i'd like to pound it combine it and eat it how long is this how long is this five minutes this is five minutes this is five minutes this is five minutes when does it get funny i'm kidding i'm sorry i've said the bar solo you've done a great job i'm gonna throw you to heaven now what's up jam pal 23 how's it going oh it's going amazing well how did that go i absolutely bombed it you how did you bomb it what happened they obviously didn't read through my application because i told them i was giving a five minute comedy sketch and they're like when does it get funny and i'm like i'm well i mean since you failed there wha what is your best joke have you heard of the polish sound technician no oh there's a check one too anyway jeff i have a wonderful day you have been absolutely great i hope you take care i skipped dinner for this could have been doing anything else all right so we got levi a command that's what i'm dragging in next i'll be singing never going to give you up by rick astley in a trash goofy impression okay hello oh hello you sound very happy no why are you not happy so you're gonna sing never gonna give you up on a goofy impression for us yes all right blows away okay one moment i've never done this and i've only done this oppression once before to scare my sister oh wow loving the confidence loving the confidence all right go ahead go ahead we are no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i never gonna kill you let you down never gonna run around and very good i love how you were trying to get more into the voice as you were going yeah yeah like the chorus was like the most like legit that'll be a yes for me are we doing yeses now i guess so often it doesn't mean anything but you have a yes sir you have a yes from me yeah yes for me that's you got three yeses yes congratulations yo levi ackerman first of all huge fan i love it when you clean things but how's it going uh good did you uh show off your cleaning abilities to the boys or what happened though i sang never gonna give you up in the goofy impression how did they take it did they enjoy it yes i've only done an impression one other time when i was scaring my sister at 2am why are you using goofy to scare your sister at 2 am hi hi how are you doing today hello uh i'm doing great how are you guys doing fantastic very good so we hear you can play john knows theme on the tubes this is true and we're very excited our expectations are high this is like me when i try and sing jordan this is what it sounds like dude the [ __ ] subwoofers on this man it was good i can also kind of play it on melodica wait wait do you have the melodica as well all right go ahead we've got another instrument oh [ __ ] yeah it's been a while sorry you got it you got it you got it you know what you can have a yes for me because you brought out two instruments yeah you got out two instruments and most importantly you played your nose theme that's a yes anything jojo wasn't automatically yeah i'll drag you to evan now have a nice day let's see how's it going pretty good a little anxious how did the boys take your talent uh they liked the tuba which is good congratulations you've won nothing but you did a great job so this person is a beat boxer oh okay hello tripsies hello we heard as you were able to be to the box yes i can beat the box all right take it away [Music] oh my god oh my god how many layers is he gonna put on man you've already won you've already won i don't know i don't know what you've won how do you get that low with your voice drugs me thank you bro first performance of like the school oh wow oh thank you so much that's a yes from me that's gonna be yes for me man thank you so much for giving us your time all right so here's what i want you to do right i want you to go into the call with evan and just like so start beatboxing now and i'm gonna drag you in [Music] i'm guessing you beatbox for them after hearing that yeah can you drop me a beatbox because i'm about to rap all right oh check it see dog is kind of whack this man out here he can't rap he's in the other call interview people i'm over here styling on his sheeple oh this video is sponsored by afk arena what do you mean you don't know about afk arena 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me let me get the tune what do you think i'm the girl whales don't sing pauline is is this what they played in the spanish double free willy this is weibo idol weeboo idol okay and i'm trying to reach all the audience okay let me finish in and when you be with your people y'all [Laughter] thank you for your time pauline is that what all floridians like hello there bonjourno it's digiorno how's it going bro it's going pretty good they told me i am in the top 10 to win weeboo idol well they told me no but so they did tell you though wow wow i wasn't wrong they said no but it was a yes in my heart get out of here get out of here jonah joestar welcome oh thank you so much wow you have one minute to blow us away so we don't know what your talent is so you want you want to tell us what your talent is uh my talent is singing probably like a lot of other people's here actually the first thing we have so i'm ready for the bar to be set oh shoot wow that's surprising actually uh so i just start whenever yeah whenever you're ready for me darling just dive right in and follow my lead but i found a girl beautiful and sweet i never knew you were [Music] i will not give you up this time darling just keeps me slow your heart is all light on [Music] can i ask one question to you why are you on this show and not x factor oh my god thank you so much can i ask you another question um go ahead what's your backstory because obviously like now you've like been the most talented person on our show so far so five rules of like x factor and everything you need to give us your sad background you need like the saddest [ __ ] backstory did your parents die yeah you an old friend unfortunately i i have a very very nice uh set of parents that are very very good to me so that's unfortunately not it's exciting you know it was good and it was good until you told us that yeah i really appreciate it sorry we can't have someone who's actually talented who has a good background yeah everyone knows that you need to be an orphan or have a sob story but overall a 10 until that point yeah but thank you so much thank you no thank you guys that was awesome thank you how did it go with them honestly a lot for like a huge freaking warm reception completely and it was just nice to talk to them honestly after and before that so yeah i'm glad that it went absolutely well for you and you know hopefully they liked uh your for your performance or your talent i think it was joey that said yo why are you not on x factor you know coming from the ghetto like i saw like i know there's like music out of all of them i'm like oh no that's a good compliment oh god that was the one time this person we're going to get on this entire thing okay now we need to find like the worst [ __ ] person just to follow hello all right these boys don't know what your talent is i do though so don't say anything just go ahead and start start the the journey ah okay i'm scared i just preferenced uh i'm uh a little rusty on this it was a little harder to do that so so so have a lot of people who have been on the show don't worry don't worry all right here we go new kids coming trying to take my scene it's changed this place viewing anime was the thing that i left the scene with the catastrophe is everything started to swing this another you think you're a fancy being lying tubes not just being a prancer who's playing the fool thank you thank you so much thank you for making it cry inside i've got a smile on my face but i am dead inside i am dead inside i just wanted to see joey you recognize that started dude i know that rab off by heart dude the first line i was like hell yeah this boy about to go i wanna [ __ ] leave right now man thank you so much perplex you know what that's that's an outstanding yes yeah that is yes fantastic that is a no from you burn in hell i never want to see you again perplexer how's it going hey man i'm doing okay so how did it go in there just now i uh i made giggit die insides you know it's a win in my book what did you do i uh i wrapped his rap well i'm i'm sure you perplexed them that's a terrible joke why did i say that hello jack hey hey guys how you doing is this potaku i wasn't watching family guy in the bathroom i'm here i've been waiting here the whole time guys are you in the [ __ ] bathroom right now no i'm uh i'm in my just on my desk right now i i had my headphones on and then i heard a ding and i was like so your your talent is singing dancing and acting well i'm basically an author of all talents so i can basically do anything i don't know what you guys want me to do anything you want man what are you most comfortable with can you do a carl weezer impression uh no i can try i would like to hear you try all right what do you want me to say is whatever you want what should i say a copy pasta coffee pasta let's do the navy seals coffee pot all right for this what the [ __ ] did you just [ __ ] say about me you know i graduated top of my class at the navy seal and i've been involved in the numerous secret raids of autocada and i have over 300 confirmed kills i will wipe you out with the precision of likes which has never been seen before on this earth this is way too good for someone doing it on the fly man it sounded like a dude having their balls crushed i have a lot of experience with that so yeah thank you thank you for showing off your talent dude we loved the video as well that you made yes so much go and watch jackie's boys video on the problem with trash tastes yeah that's a great video all right baby boys kisses kisses bye goodbye family guy hi so you're going to be performing sunday jesus for us today i'm excited as a big fan of tsunderes i'm going gonna be listening closely i'm just a big fan of jesus i'm excited here it's wine well it used to be water but hey don't get the wrong idea i didn't make this for you i just had it uh i just had some left over and didn't want to waste it didn't die for your sins i i wanted to okay oh my god that was i was epic oh my god that was truly amazing well thank you so much it's gotta be a yes from me for sure yes for me as well thank you thank you untitled uh samara welcome hi so how did it go it went pretty well i think oh what did you end up doing for them uh jesus i'm sorry what uh yeah i did uh sunday jesus will anyone want to go to church after hearing that or like well like this week hello and welcome oh hello so you're going to perform for us now your your talent uh chills i don't know if you've heard that of course no background just jump right into it man we know who he is we're looking forward to this impression number 15 lettuce burger king burger is someone's foot guess yes this is really me turns out that might be what you get before channel uploaded a photo anonymously to the story is this chills in disguise no this is not this is a regular 15 year old that sounds exactly like the best chills impressions i've ever yo yo chills like what are you doing undercover you can come out man for real you know when you came in here and i heard your natural voice i was skeptical i didn't think you could do it i don't sound like chills i sound like hello everyone this is your daily list of internet and wow instead of like well thank you so much dude that was that was amazing yeah that wasn't that was insane that actually sounded like that's such a niche talent can you imagine rocking up to a party and be like yeah i can do a chills impression by the way how did it go it went pretty well i made them all out uh they said i i've done the most uh pretty accurate impression of chills number 15 burger king foot lettuce oh my god burger king burger is someone's foot fungus as it turns out that might be what you get whoa are you sure you're just not chills i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure look you're trying to be humble and you're trying to like you know say that you're not but i i can't chills look huge fan okay i mean you know we've been consuming the content for quite a while now and glad to have you here on the trash taste talent show it's an honor all right gamers and that's it for today we've uh finished listening to all the contestants well not all of them the ones that we could listen to that was like 600 people so yeah give us some slack unfortunately we only had two hours unfortunately so sorry to everyone who did sign up and we couldn't uh listen uh you feel bad who's the one that blew you away the most it was either the beatboxer or the singer like they were like way too good to be on a [ __ ] discord challenge yeah let's get everyone here let's see what evan thinks uh evan hello hello unfortunately uh we probably have to wrap up now but uh how are you doing i'm doing great i you know my favorite so far was soon that had jesus did she do it for you no she did it was absolutely fantastic did you like them we got the monkey girl back yeah no no she came in there she was just like wow but yeah if you didn't enjoy this video do let me know down below and be sure to check out trash taste with the boys and the don and joe's channel as you all know yeah [Music] [Music] you

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Keywords: Trash Taste, Trash, Taste, Joey, Garnt, Connor, CDawgVA, TheAnimeMan, Gigguk, GiggukAZ, Discord, Discord Talent Show, Discord Contest, Talent, Talent show Online, Zoom Talent Show

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Length: 20min 7sec (1207 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2021