I got another Job...

oh my god so guys in the land before time before I had to make silly faces on YouTube I worked at this magical place called Walmart have you heard of it you probably have it it's understandable every day that I went there felt like a horror game working in retail in general and I've worked in fast food and retail they both are absolutely horrible this is a horror game about working in retail the customers get so demanding and they get so entitled all right I don't know how anyone could walk into a store and start demanding things like they own the place yes you're spending money there but you don't have to treat people like their complete crap and I received that a lot when I was doing that it put very dark thoughts in my head now obviously I would never act on those thoughts but you know sometimes you want to throw a cash register in person okay so what I see in this game I decided I have to play this it's called night of the consumers a horror game basically about working at Walmart oh we got some mystery options what we have here I'm very excited also this cost money so I hope it's good oh my god okay I guess we're clocking in you're late dude I thought you're like you're a good course version of mr. clean but hey since you're new around here I'll cut you some slack I'm getting paid minimum wage like you better my name is the manager all right the manager we're not too busy on days like these so you can have a nice easy shift to help you get settled in but remember I've got a reputation to uphold here you won't have me looking like a fool in front of the other manager would you and that's what it's about - the managers like they really don't give a crap about you they really just want to have their numbers look good you know most things you know maybe you love working in retail you know I'd sit my hat off to you or should I say my hood but not everyone likes you I would say most don't like working in retail and the managers usually don't like it I witness very many horrifying things when I worked at Walmart including a lot of the managers not being happy and I seen it firsthand this store is the best in Tammany and I would like to keep it that way oh my god your face man and if any of my loyal customers aren't satisfied with your service I will be hearing about it now go find Jimmy yeah we should burn people's Jimmy so this is perfect he's been working here for a while and now very loyal employee of mine you means slave okay he will show you the ropes put your stuff in the locker and get to it Oh God I am already terrified okay I automatically was like reminded of Baldy because you can't even go up and down it's just left and right so I think I'm getting some serious Baldy vibes staff only oh can I get in there bro I don't know what to expect from this game all right guess I'm here oh that was cool dude love this game already is friggin Baldy I knew it it's not the same creator is it no but bro that is Baldy no wonder why the managers bald must be as like stepbrother all right it's time to clock that Jimmy Jaime hygiene rating oh my god well never mind you can knock those stars down what thing is this a bunch of cheese excuse me my Invisalign cut Jimmy are you okay you're so scary I can't take this anymore I don't get paid enough for this boy you telling me the route customers the endless amounts of sick the stains I've reached my breaking point listen it's up to you now there's still a lot of empty shelves out there they need to be stacked before we close you don't want to upset manager here take this it's all the notes I've made while working here the tips saved me and time and time again press escape to view the notes at any time whatever that means good luck to heck with this place I'm out of here well I you know that's that's really giving me a lot of hope for working here missing Lester I have an elector he must have been the car pusher do when I worked at Walmart all I hated working with customers when they sent me out to go like push carts in that's honestly I tried to do that it would be a janitor either one I was like totally fine with either those jobs just as long as I didn't have to deal with customer just dude it was so it's so bad man some people are really nice but not everyone a lot of people aren't oh hello and I remember the rules at war right you have to smile you're supposed to smile at people as they walk by shoot are you doing out of that I prepared these smiles it is video game oh sweet I'm gonna take this home I just run out what happens if I tried you always get those awful kids that come in there and try to break in like do pranks and Walmart you see those tic TOCs oh this game is like so trippy I love it here's the closet oh this is very very nice oh god where is the hole I got a feeling there's some probably some secrets up in here video games is they just since when do I always look like this for video games dude these would get stolen so fast alright well I think I think I have to stop I have to stop the video games there there we go oh what is that oh this is the latest place they should one game I think this might be another one this might be another I think I've seen that game on HIO - alright well so far we're not being attacked by anything so I think it's a good I guess I'm just walking like this oh my god wow dude I heard your cuddly toys are in sale I'm about to score myself a new bed tie buddy get away from me get away I don't know about that am I supposed to be running I don't know oh my god they're so fast please get away I want to speak so you just avoid the customer than you you get the wrath of the manager can be read through you know yeah oh we can destroy the entire store need a hand ask one of our friendly colleagues for help dude this is so this is so based off Walmart like I said some of the people are really cool there but like you know it just you can tell like most people at least why worry so you could tell they were just so done you know oh god what the heck throw those video games alright I don't even I don't know the objective of this game yeah it's okay this looks like the cereal aisle all day quickest some Reese's puffs oh I really want some Reese's puffs oh my god it's a scary dog advertising that flash birds oh yeah doing that's so sweet alright we're gonna do this fast all right so I don't know why were any times but dude dude look at this hey you know I may have not have like some of the jobs that I had but was I a fast worker heck yeah dude I would bag those groceries and you know what I would go the thing is at Walmart they make you not only bags of groceries yourself which is like really inefficient very very inefficient to do that oh my god is that old lady the wrong game is over there oh my god Jesus a cane but what does she even needed for she's so fast Oh God oh my god yeah I have four cats at home their names are Harry I don't care I don't care about their names we just rent from her okay oh I think we lost her this is how it actually is oh I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing man I lost my baby find him just so demanding hey I think I'm supposed to be completing these where's the baby where's your stupid baby oh my god baby oh no I want to speak to okay can we survive it's so scary all right I got all I do some research I don't know what I'm doing but I freaking love it okay all right I've learned I've learned it so you can throw the boxes at people oh yes this is my kind of job now see I wish we could do this really when working you know when I worked at Walmart okay all right video games where's video games ah where are you bad over here okay okay it's like a stealth game all right what do we got here what we got here pet food why did they put it over here who did this someone needs to be fired I wouldn't do this if I worked here but anything is the wrong area Oh God Oh God do-do-do-do-do-do oh my god they're animals gift ugh all right products nope nope okay we've made it so far all right where's the next box what is this no no no pick it up pick it up come on pet food again guess what I threw is the one I died I guess I killed him I don't really know okay all right all right screw I drink straight straight strings there we go why is like I do it jumping jacks breaking their filmer tick-tocks in here no no I gotta get to this controls get out cool kids oh dude someone actually wants some help they're like oh get out please okay hey dude we actually alright I think what do you do two more is that what that means all right what do they have here all right sir pet food oh my god oh I clicked off the screen I don't know lady I was about to take my third shower of the day I'm out of shampoo God is for the ladies no you don't owe so you can't you have to do their things Pelton boot okay where do you whine oh oh I did it I gave him what he wanted are you kidding me I heard you're comfy toys I'm trying to work I'm for chat it's okay I know where to go I know to go come here stupid oh god I hate these customers so much we let them in no I know pets pets pets oh I see dude we made it we made it okay let me do my job god sakes you just asked hello are you child where do you keep them Marmite I just love Marmite to buy any teeth left I'd brush my teeth with okay where's the nasty food aisle good good okay here we go god this is terrifying it decides the reason why this game is so terrifying is because it's so relatable I know I probably told these you know if you're subscribed maybe already knows some of these things but I remember this one lady and you know Brad says she was in a wheelchair right she came in like one of the scooters that you can get like Walmart right she she was a very sweet lady you know she was one of the nice ones but she did make me walk with her we're a good oh my god 30 minutes to an hour in the store I was walking with her and I had to freaking help her out of her chair every time would I get like I wasn't mad at that I need your Boreas video game oh dude you're gonna love the new one okay I will finish my story just gotta direct this idiot over here she made me follow her around through the entire store it's a stock herd like Clark up while she was driving and then I got it to lift her up I looked her up I don't think I was supposed to do that I lost my baby find him Oh God may find that awful awful baby they always love these here where anyway I I remember fight she made me she asked for me to pull her around and you know that's the thing would you work with Walmart you're supposed to like really go out of the way for the customers and that's exactly what I did I did exactly what I what I she asked me follow her around throughout the entire store well we were short of cashiers and they were calling me throughout the entire time but I'm like wait I thought you wanted me to help the customers like the customer's always first right this lady really would insisted that I walk around with her and put things in her cart which a totally fine and then I helped her in her cart like guy you've like picked her up I think that I probably could have got sued if I something would have happened but I did it anyway because I'm amazing cut they're just out there look at them are you guys closed yes forever here's the Halloween section you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna be organized okay before we start things we need to start with good Isaac things this is the tips all right we play this smart so there was another time where I helped a lady carry her groceries to her car cuz they can ask that you know that's cool too the thing is I whispered trunk right I let it over crap at our trunk cuz I'm a big strong man and while my head was still in the trunk she closed the lid like she closed her truck thinking that I wasn't there and she freaking hit me in the head that grab hurt and it was around that time where I was like you know what is this job really that Gordon of course I didn't need the job I was very I mean I had a job I was happy but like it's those things you know I had to go tell them all right I uh got hit in the head so you have to fill out like a thing or else like you know just be like bat if you like pass out later you don't report it then they won't pay for it so yeah little shits [Music] tips tips dude I play my Invisalign my Invisalign makes me say awful things right I think we're pretty darn organized so if we got one more here pharmacy where's that at all right all right like is this some kind of cream wasting away like I lives the names but you get a special one the depressing items I'm so good at this game look at this we're just like so set up now no I threw it at you I need a drink okay ray in the drink dude just like just it's did you not read God's are so frustrating what people it's like so obvious just what do you need man I got a headache okay oh she made me throw at everything my medicine medicine medicine where's it's gotta be over here right pharmacy pharmacy pharmacy yeah where oh my god don't you ask for that manager rare rare rare crazy catch soap it's obviously like Heinz sugar is good for you don't believe what they tell you what is it okay sweets then is that what he wants oh so this is literally a safe room ah sorry I have work to do all right this is nice I'm starting to understand the mechanics is he actually exercising in the store Wow I'll put it up there oh oh it's so loud so anyway anyway the heck okay all right what do you hear your cell the dog treats okay you want dog treats okay Sorry Sorry God you think I remember all I've so screwed up says good alright I don't know if we could even survive the manager someone fare like one complaint gets me fired don't get be mistaken just because I didn't like the jobs doesn't mean I was bad at my job man I did them to the best of my ability I served the crap out of those customers I put I mean I really I actually put my life on the line you know getting hit and headed with the trunk for what freaking people bringing alcohol to the self-checkout thinking that's gonna work like what do you think you live huh why can't I purchase alcohol well there's only like ten signs that says you can't do it and now you're arguing with me because in acting like I make the rules and then on the other side of the store we got people stopping stakes in their pants literally running out of the store like dude really you're gonna come to the frickin store it's still stakes that really happened it was freakin hilarious as a customer it's hilarious are a person working there you know just observing probably not so much to the manager well you know what are you gonna do people put stakes in their pants come on it's so hard that blasted dry cleaners ruin my last okay clay clean it clean cleaning serve you yes [Music] killed you can they get you he just turned around and walks off you think they were they would report me for like doing that today look it's not so I don't know if they can actually get you on doing this yes all right what do you why sugar okay alright sweet sweet sweet 16 there we go boy I'm throw this at you [Music] murder mystery magazines okay my shifts almost over I'm gonna go home play my video games alright I'm recording my YouTube videos is I'm trying to do things that I like to do literally me but I have worked this isn't it oh my god what is this this better be it then here we go here we go hey hey oh yes love paint ah yes I don't care I'm about to get off that's all I care about alright so I do it laney surprise lady supplies I just get like a high score is that it huh still it good on me I thought it was appropriate ain't gonna lie I rocked this green sweater I know I've already done this on another video but like hey why what did I do this time what did I do this time don't tell me he's gonna fire me now what did I do oh why it's cuz I got my frickin smock was even the goal of this game wait I gotta try something d-does work oh my god don't just manager I knew it I should have known all along I mean the writing was on his face I would say Amy did you see his face what is this though what is this thing do I need can I get like a key no but they died in here so I like multiple people to I know exactly where it's at yes sir yessiree yes yeah I got a hurry or else I'm fired again I don't get fired again all right what is this food okay that's boy back this way oh you piece of crap please oh yeah he wants food he wants food why what do you want toaster oh uh kitchen kitchen kitchen kitchen third aim he's asking for a four-day magazine just gonna sit there staring game to play on my youtube channel better subscribe to be your life gets you fired ok little scary guy be sure to watch your YouTube channel oh my god all right skincare products yes skincare skincare yeah please die please die rope what even get room I don't even I also don't nobody rope well I don't know I know buddy rope I don't know to get rope I don't know get robbed oh I get so lucky canned bread are you kidding me oh my god suits I finally this the first person asked for clothing don't go yeah you don't even ask me anything I still hit you bro they won't let me do anything just gotta get to my dog job guy just why don't you just stop video a video pharmacy pharmacy yes sss cleany there's nothing there otherwise hates me their stock sucks i stopped come on come on come on eight eight oh dude okay gotta be getting closed at least i don't even know what the goal is don't tell me I need to use this here sorry lady alright get in get in there get in dude my freaking I've had it up to here I've had it up to here alright we saw I think we have a lot of time left I think I'm hoping this goes to ten because I I don't even know where I'm supposed to go which one had not done yet bro this is the only one where does it go what am I missing what am I missing cleaning where does cleaning go I think it's glitch dude I think it's glitch oh right here what do you want to give you what a game okay oh I did not recognize you right there we go eh I think I did okay now I'm just scared what do I do oh my manager well I must say I am quite impressed yeah I spent an hour 30 freaking five minutes doing this you better be someone is so eager so passionate so young yuck we're there did you come out you're exactly what I've been looking for keep this up and you will be nominated for employee of the month only the most determined hard-working employers are granted such an honor I am going to invite all the managers from the other stores over I need them to see what a fine specimen you are you're looking a space you know you remind me of someone else you used to work here you'd be the one that just died whatever he did full of discipline and determination oh I see what you're going under tell reference oh my was he a fine employee oh how is SATA me when he stopped turning up for work anyway be there er 6:00 a.m. tomorrow sharp that's all well early we'll be waiting ah are they gonna continue it better what about the body today's front of the day goes to drawers cats [Music] thank you for that amazing picture okay all right I'm done scared took so long but if you enjoyed it be sure to smash like while you're Walmart needs alright do tell me I'm not looking fresh up in this joint I'm a good worker I don't care what you say alright bye bye now [Music]

Channel: Bijuu Mike

Views: 303,948

Rating: 4.9670339 out of 5

Keywords: bijuumike, bijuu, mike, night of the consumers ending, night of the consumers, bijuu mike horror, horror

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Length: 24min 18sec (1458 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 10 2020