I Bought a house!

hey yo real estate I dig that three nothing else out there that can rustle my jimmies like a good old piece of real estate you guys may not know this because I've never said it but I plan on buying a house sometime in the future and plus we all know the meme it's fair honesty so when I saw a niche I owe that one of these top rising games was both of the open house where you could do a virtual open house that's one five six one five although Oak Lane I was ecstatic because I know you guys are really pumped about real estate like I am I thought we could take a look at this game and we could play it out play it a little bit and I think it's something we could really enjoy together have you ever been to an open house if you have it you're gonna have the time of your life this is you're gonna figure it out look at Brad fix honey I really hope this is free real estate video I'm telling you give it a chance all right I know this might seem boring some people but it's not oh hello there my name is agent name and I'm one of the local North tree real estate agents for the client neighborhood area nice to meet you all right the first thing I need to know is the house free is it free real estate or not there's got a pool at the back it's got a pool in the back oh wait day and don't shake my hand none yeah I think I'd like a new real estate agent okay thank you very much not not in these times okay thank you for being a part of our alpha testing program we're excited about our partnership with that optics dynam Dynamix labs to help you in help you bring help bring you the latest and edge real estate technology through nano drones photography and industry-leading machine learning oh this sounds lovely you look like a man I can trust Amash take my hand but what does it all mean well I'm glad you asked for the first time ever we've made the home buying process more convenient by bringing the full open house experience to the comforts of your personal digital devices like your iPads it's home buying revolutionize for the 21st century now this is stocks for sure through a combination of camera drones and thousands of still images we can now scan and recreate a fully explore three dimensional snapshot of any home for a seller this means no more dealing with the inconvenience of multiple showings and I know I've been to a few house showings and it's actually kind of something I'll enjoy I'm not gonna lie you know a little kind of information there's a little personal information that you guys get there for a buyer now you can browse her entire portfolio while sitting on your couch wow this is better than bread when they made it we're excited to show you a perfect home in your client neighborhood area it is a fresh listing from one of our newer developments Oh oh wow I hope it has a two-car garage our three at least two cars pretty standard does it have a garage at all I need a garage don't worry I think it does but before we can get into all that fine stuff I'll need to go over some basics of how this all works don't worry it won't take long I promise this indicates what room you're currently in yeah entryway moping your cursor over the information borrow a beer or a bill yeah stuff move the cursor around the screen will reveal different icons turn left okay I got this you know I think I've actually kind of done something like this you know technology these days oh yeah now I think we're ready to get started I highly suggest you wear headphones to get the full virtual open house experience I wouldn't you know I already have some okay turn it up all the way turn it up all the way because nobody hears the doors creaky silly or rather you know if I'm buying a new home I'd rather the doors not creak I would rather like creak list doors yeah can you offer that to me is your name whoever you are keep all hands and feets inside the ride are you you little dog you I like that you have some humor though Wow I really picked a good one here you good real estate agent and remember to have fun I will and do let us know if there's anything we can't hear anything I'm sorry it's way too loud and let us know if there's anything we could do to improve your experience because here at North tree real estate you by name highest priority what about like I work there he's I'm going buying the house does that say rent I don't like that okay Wow and we are at the entryway I'm really loving thee piano music is there a piano and here is someone playing it now anyway very very lovely as you can see we have the stairs I mean it just looks like a a nice rustic vibe I didn't just make that up oh is this 3d or what the entryway all right it's go look look this way how does it look this way oh wow that's just a still light how big is this house what year was it built I need more information let's walk in this room wow this is really 3d very cool ok clocks I'm sorry but like who actually uses the clocks like that anymore everyone has a cell phone I'm just saying maybe it could be a grandfather clock that would make a little more sense because the lease has like some style there Wow I really love these walls I didn't mean to walk back but that's what we're doing all right well it's a venture and we are now in the entryway going in segwaying and I should say I into the bathroom this is not a full bathroom as I can plainly see does the switch work up technology how do I know if my switches work have you ever had to walk in the dark that night is that he said why what was this necessary to put there's this guy supplied why was this necessary to put in the sink excuse me a real estate agent I think there's a glitch in the system and I may have had a heart attack and crapped my pants I just want to see the house just want to see the house I think we're gonna we're gonna forget that that happened I think there's a glitch in the system after all he did say that this is new technology right I could trust him again he did this I could trust him oh wow wow wow wow what is that a is that a shovel I mean of course the shovel right it's a it's a backyard right backyards tend to have shovels because you did you dig these you know you're not easy so cool and yeah so do I even dare go in there okay well there's the garage the door is already open I mean all the doors are open all right like MTV Cribs what's in our fridge oh that's not accessible okay well okay Wow I mean the kitchen it's not it's not my cup of tea I would rather much prefer a kitchen that is open because you know a wise man once said that the kitchen is the gateway to life in your family and so having the kitchen open you can then plan your entire life around the kitchen where everything just breathe you understand it breathe I want you to breathe with me kitchen yes I mean this really works really well with this whole aesthetic going on all right Kent shall we shall we move on to the garage where I can see we have some storage options here which is really great to see you know what your garage is getting too full that's never really a good thing I really like the colors of this do I get to keep it I hope so because I really want those okay do the garages work I need to know here's the thing you don't think about these kinds of things but it's very important are my kids going to go under that garage door and get smushed that's why the sensors need to work I can't test it over this so this technology actually is you know that's the downfall of this technology you can't put sure kids under the door which you should it anyway oh it's obscurity I will [ __ ] we go into the backyard why is her shovel back there as you can see the rest of the world doesn't exist um I'm just gonna leave oh well I did hear that we haven't even been upstairs yet but upstairs yet oh man maybe she go upstairs I think we should Kim I mean surely we can go upstairs right that would be pretty silly to not go up the stairs oh wait no there we go there we go all right moving on oh did I see more blood I really hope that was a red marker I know we were a little shaken up by that I think that was just a prank it was just a prank let's walk in here this is just to me here does this look like that house from house party I swear this is what this reminds me of ah yes that down there I'm sure is is we're not gonna talk about that exactly right this second but I will you know what are my favorite things moving on is the master bathroom I really love it when there's a big big bathtub because I know you know contrary to popular belief guys don't take baths I on the other hand and am a guy but I do like to take baths and I like to get the suds no I don't put bath bombs in there but hey you know in Japan they take baths all right and I for one like to play with my anime figures in the oh wow I see someone's lucky enough to have toilet paper I'm very good to see that I'm very fortunate although it is 3d yeah I hope that stays cuz really need it all right I guess I have to Jesus Christ is that a ponytail I need to call my real estate agent I really need to give him the phone I need to ring him a little bit can I be candid with you I'm scared to be quite frank I'm very scared really did not know that this was gonna happen I just want to look at my home I swear that yeah this house is definitely part the same house is a house party I know it for sure I play like one episode don't look at it [Music] I think I already did I have the chills right now oh no this is not alright okay going this way let's hope we don't find the same girls from house party because they're a little cursed okay so once again more toilet paper another bathtub now I would think that this house can you know you could say about this house is a three three two and a half bathroom and that's just absolutely lovely because we have guests over you don't want the pooping in your personal restroom you don't want them sneaking up the place I know my friends do it to me okay but luckily we do have three bathrooms here very fortunate still kind of sucks though okay let's go on to the laundry room before we take a look at the final room kind of a beat-up washing machine I don't know why they would put these in here [Music] moving on going in here oh I remember this room we have a nice guitar we have a nice owl on the rug this has nothing to do with the house I don't even know why I'm going I'm moving along we're going back to the hallway go this way what allow us to go back downstairs and out of this house I think we're done Oh God Oh God live chat disabled make off I can make you an offer on the house well you know that's very compelling but what's the detail what does detail do overview oh we could read about the house shall we before we die a beautiful three-bedroom two-and-a-half-bath room I was right multi-level home located in the new suburban development features include an all brick fireplace hardwood floors oh I love I just absolutely love hardwood floors we have a husky she sheds every one right and Plus you know what your pets tearing up the carpets right especially if you want to maybe rent out your house one day or you know you don't want to have to redo the carpets because we all know the carpets can get very expensive so it's good just to not have them or have minimal carpet I would say you can know if it looks like we have some carpet in the bedrooms here two parking spaces just like I asked for 6000 square feet is quite a big oh that's the lot it's about a two thousand three hundred and eighty five thousand yeah that seems about right for wherever this is I forgot already can we can we leave no good to know good to know is this like sorta online can I just not like Jack out a little weird I'm sorry I just take my VR headset off okay well we have to go in here now that's a man or you know woman the ghosts in the house well I see you really enjoyed this yeah it's a lovely house do the ghosts come with the house you know oh great ah they're not there yeah I don't know how I feel about that don't know how I feel about that at all so they just want to double-check can we leave you know no to each other right oh hi can we have a talk here the entryway has a nice modern look the spacious vaulted ceiling there's also a convenient guest bathroom located just down the hall all of the detail is ghost with the house so he come I wish I would have known that or else I would have had him displaying the details so can you explain the plight in the bathroom if you will I would love I would love for you to do that let's see if he will it's gone now I bet you now you want to explain the guest bathroom has been recently updated with new fixtures and plumbing so you can rest assured that the guests have the latest in the modern convenience I don't know what it is but a nice real estate agent with a nice smile is all I need to sleep at night with modern appliances and tons of space you'll never have to worry about having too many cooks in your kitchen you and your jokes okay I don't believe we've seen any dead bodies in there I mean any weird things and the garage so I think we should go back and check on it I really am interested in the garage oh I'm so stupid I forgot about the saw that is perfectly clean and I took something before I came in this house explain explain what's going on here here detail explained mister real estate man if you know so much about houses like you say you do the dining room is the perfect entertaining space with clear lucite lines in the backyard living room it is what about this bro right I do believe we've seen just about everything we've need to see we need to go back upstairs down I feel like I should be able to see my own backyard that I plan on purchasing but it won't let me we can't have a nicer view of the backyard here it looks like minecraft don't look at it what do you mean what do you mean don't look at it what if I miss I'm so scared really delight this man what oh there it is okay I think we gotta go back baby what so don't look at what do you not want me to buy this house or not why would you put this online okay now I can't even ask for details now I just feel like I'm swimming in the deep end by myself without my real-estate agent I just quite frankly do I thank you Jesus Christ Oh Oh No oh no no why would you do this I thought the game was over I don't have a choice I have to walk forward oh no I go back oh oh this is not something I expected I will just leave now right can I just go oh that's yes a saw what the heck is that oh I'm actually moving glue backyard why am i moving holy crap should I be doing this I click do I click it it's only told me to use arrow keys so it's all I'm gonna do okay I don't want to go up there okay all right we're moonwalking on in here it's inside scan completes oh no okay I don't even know what I scanned but I scanned it I can't I literally quite I can't see anything oh I did it oh that was it that was it all right are we home free now saving and compiling I go in here now no I thought maybe I'd be able to go to the master bedroom error inconsistent scan dimensions it's a good thing please right rescan master bedroom okay all right now we go up there oh yeah well I mean I've gotten a lot of thinking to do now a lot of thinking to do oh this isn't even the same oh my god they didn't tell us about this at all in the house why what did they say this I thought that was too much square feet I knew it all along they didn't even Wow secret bedrooms those are the things you got to worry about in real estate they try to hide things from you you know like the whole devil okay what is this wow what a lovely red picture we have oh yeah that's just more hallways system play window oh I was just singing just some unassigned reference oh there's more pictures Wow well the more the merrier happened that's what I always say let's keep on going is this like one of those new technology like rooms where it just doesn't end guys you ever just feel like you're going around in circles and nothing's happening well it's around corner number four nope okay let's go backwards it's obviously what they want us to do I've played enough super mario 64 to know that when things don't change you need to turn around what's right grab you again listen hey Dawg come on your real-estate agent shouldn't be running from you he should be really wanted to close that sale how are my kids gonna play in this house I'll never find him again if they go into this room hag you say tag spawn it's character what am i doing I don't well I'm turning this way oh not this again is the time for going down yes it is okay 15 seconds okay Oh - ekans system elements missing Oh dog dude I oh hey I'm really starting to question if my real-estate agent has the best interest in mind ask my best interests of mine I should say I don't know but uh he seems like an honest hard-working man so maybe uh change it back what am I in someone's butt right now I think is this I can't move anymore okay I've had enough of watching ground beef go across the wall all right enough so like is the house still on sale oh oh oh my god I almost quit the game it is thank God they Kevin's additional until all right I'm gonna make it offer I'm feeling really good about this one guys you know I'm really going on a hunch here I think this is a really good offer a really good house to buy I'm feeling really good about this one oh that's dollar okay oh god that was so good I did that's that's a good idea for a horror game Wow today's quote of the day goes to oh I'm the offer sorry I almost jumped the gun there was rope of the day expect a call soon Oh my my phone is ready now hello Satan thank you so much today's real scope of the day goes to I'm Carmel honey cutting short cut it short I know you're leaving right now because you didn't get screw up of the day stop listen you gotta scrub scrub you can scrub today all right that's all I wanted to say bye I think I don't know you leave after scruff of the day

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Length: 22min 42sec (1362 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 25 2020