THE SCARIEST GROCERY STORE EVER | Night of The Consumers

the blood of jesus [Music] i'm not nervous it's not sweat [Music] you be calling me a boomer why i don't know it might be facts yeah i'm working at the grocery store setting up the racks you know what it is i might throw it back if there be fire if the donald's rolling through if it's a b fire i might do something to you if there'd be fire i got the truly in my loop my belt loop i don't have no toolies the only tool i got bro is school drive uh school drivers maybe i am a boomer what's good yo welcome back hey to another video on the freaking channel man i didn't want to do this man let me try again though uh [Music] look at them zombies bamming on the window get back this [ __ ] slamming the window with a briefcase do you you got a job to go to bro why that's not how you apply for the job here [Music] yo homer simpson what the [ __ ] bro you're late hold on i got y'all for the record what's good everybody welcome to knight of the consumers this is a random horror game that i found online seen all the homies playing it already i'm like let me give it a shot i did try to play this over on twitch.tv real easy i got scared one time cut the whole game off but hey since you're new around here i'll cut you some slack [Music] my name is the manager [Music] we're not too busy on days like this so you can have a nice easy shift to help you get settled in bro what's up with your teeth bro you're the manager i know you make big bread bitcoin fix it but remember i've got a reputation to uphold here you won't have me looking like a fool in front of the other managers now would you you know what he looked like a little bit y'all remembering kim possible the naked mole rat that's what i'm saying bro he got a job now the store is the best in town and i would like to keep it that way if any of my loyal customers aren't satisfied with your service i will be hearing about it now go oh now go find jimmy he's been working here for a while now very loyal employee of mine bro what he will show you the ropes put your stuff in the locker and get to it bro i need some water y'all all right so he said put it in my locker what's that zero down there for [Music] let me hit my wall i didn't need to say the n word right there that's just me getting tough you know what is that my speakers are up so loud y'all my speakers are up so loud bro heights take that star all the way off no stars zero stars matter of fact put moons up there instead you blew it i can't take this anymore i don't get paid enough for this there it is the rude customers the endless amounts of sick the [ __ ] stains i have reached my breaking point listen up listen it's up to you now there's still a lot of empty shelves out there they need to be stacked before we close you don't want to upset manager here take this it's all the notes i've made while working here those tips save me time and time again [Music] press to view the note at any time whatever that means good luck with this place i'm out of here bro you didn't have the blue one your way out okay all right so we just gone employee of the month lester what where are you at i haven't even started yet and they already got me with a jump scare bro i'm telling you my speakers are on maximum volume bro that's the only way i can really feel these horror games you know eyes wide volume on high escape okay shift to run left left click throw box right click drop box when you're stacking a shelf use a and d to look around throwing box to stun them i'm stunning customers interesting don't get caught what the hell does oh hide in the staff on the staff only rooms okay so there should be one wait a minute then where where am i at right now i have to click back and why i want the mouse hold on bruh and i just hide out in here okay okay what's that no choppa okay hold on y'all hold on here we go drinks drinks okay okay all right wait that was whoa who's that supposed to find jimmy right jimmy don't quit jimmy you a punk but bro you know this is my first okay drink i'll drink out here we go space bar whoa what did i just do space bar there's nothing in here oh there's zero drinks in that is was that a troll food huh okay do i do i pull the what why am i flipping it like that what is this a quarantine a quarantine video game bro an essential worker simulator there we go okay see this is what this is what i i've seen and i've done previously oh my gosh [Music] okay the game started the game started pharmacy pharmacy why yo where the screws at where the screws at are you following me sir sir one second ain't no there ain't never been no aisle for screws sir sir this music is intense bro screws hardware hardware hardware sir sir oh my god oh i could have still ran i could have still ran bro hold on before i clear before i pick up anything i need i need to survey the land bro [Music] magazines furniture toys kitchen video games clothing diy electrical this got to be worse okay okay okay okay okay let's go halloween clothing kitchen furniture uh this is this is where i get my thrills and kills there bruh right here i'm in my element bro let's do it bro furniture sweet drinks alcohol health beauty pets pharmacy diy i wish i wish jamal will run up on me again now that i know the layout what is this food let's get it going i'm about to embody this one take one take drake right here bro watch me bro [Music] uh where's the okay look i'm alright look i would okay here we go okay look i won one through four consumables one through four consumables one through four consumables all right who is who what brand is crate bro this game shouldn't even have me acting like this this is this is this is the closest to 2d i've ever seen what is that okay i lost my baby ma'am he's over here he's over here ma'am follow me there he is sir sir please don't sir please stop please stop please stop sir let's play this cool comment collected this time we're gonna switch up our play style and maybe try a little more seriously i'm just new to the store so it's my first day give me a break i'm learning those shelves you need to go to hell you stupid ass manager you can suck on my wiener wait pause pause pause pause pause pause pause i meant that disrespectfully he he can't literally do it but you know disrespectfully he can wait a minute no don't suck it okay bro y'all know what i'm consumables one through four [Music] here we go [Music] uh-huh let's go who's first who's first nope okay look now right now i need to play stealthy right now i need to play stealthy okay video games nice nice nice i spill ketchup on my floor i need something to oh diy follow me sir i got you i'm not even finished this right now why oh my gosh sir [Music] we got karen durant in the game bro look at karen bro [Music] i wasn't even bothering you skincare i got you um beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty consumable consumer ah it's over it's over it's over i dropped the ball on that one i dropped the ball on that one health and beauty please you're you're a joke you're a joke you're a joke my [ __ ] at the front door please help me my nigga's at the front door i just gotta make some money keep the speed up food that's consumable let's go oh pet food wow wow wow they tried to play me for a minute excuse me new aisle let's see which way she gonna go yup i gotta do my job i get nervous when [ __ ] are just standing there to like nice stab door staff door that's where you got to go when they chase you and you don't have a box understanding the layout of the game now yup nope nope nope you got it you got it a little dicky food okay bet let's go run that food up real quick run that food up stab here yeah yeah i know the boss is mad right now he mad i'm killing the game he's mad i'm killing the game [Music] magazine follow me dude follow me [Applause] [Music] me yep right here right here right here stab door stab door let him let him lose exactly every way that you win see look he went about his day leave me alone i should have went right back to the staff door light bulbs that's diy right here man jamal didn't see you bet what's this what's this toys that's that's on here that's on here that's on here that's on here that's right here let's get it we're trying to do [Applause] karen is right there ready to trip microwave where are all the boxes at bro this is crazy they are talking crazy right now toys toys don't mess me up by not helping you please oh i was right there coffee catching catching catching catching food wait a minute sir what do you owe drinks drinks drinks drinks look at shia labeouf bro get a get a [ __ ] acting gig bro we miss you in the streets [Applause] let go of the box ain't it ain't it ain't it excuse me nope look at him look at him look at him bro you are not swaggy dude fire get off me stab door [ __ ] or not bro until y'all like get close enough then i'm like oh yeah everybody's on bs nope nope nope too much too much commotion too much commotion in the ocean no too much commotion in the ocean i gotta get to that other staff door if i'm gonna do kitchen right no he's way too fast too much commotion in the ocean right now y'all let's get it diy excellent this is this is consumables nope diy right here let's get it please turn sir please turn sir i'm gonna do my job all right if you need help i'm right here in the staff room i hate how they crank that beat up on you like that cleaning cleaning and cleaning i'm already knowing i'm already knowing yup yup yup yup yup yup right here yup nope consumables yup [Applause] [Music] go go ahead shaya go ahead shaya yep yeah yeah yep let's get it [Music] [Applause] two boxes two boxes that's it baby boy let's get it baby boy yup last but uh two more boxes after this halloween i know exactly what it is yep right over here please please please nice let's end this once and for all berlin the clock ain't even bouncing around on your ass yet you did amazing this round boy you are a king you are a champion you are a goat bro you are a goat a living breathing goat bro let's just find this last box bring it home delete this now you know you've seen every stream we already know the routine we already know the routine boy there it is good [ __ ] berlin [Music] good that's how you finish a game berlin i am so proud bro i am so proud of you and hiding the staff door just just in case i am so proud of you my [ __ ] for real well [Music] i must say i am quite impressed someone so eager so passionate so young you're exactly what i've been looking for keep this up and you will be nominated for him [Music] only the most determined hard-working employees are granted such an honor i'm going to invite all the managers from the other stores over i need them to see what a fine specimen you are you know you remind me of someone else who used to work here full of discipline and determination my oh my he was a fine employee i want you to know jimmy threw up in the back room right underneath your your five star rating and i mean it was disgusting it looked like somebody stabbed shrek in the stomach bro oh how it saddened me when he stopped turning up for work anyway be here at 6am tomorrow sharp we'll be waiting there you have it ladies and gentlemen that is night of the consumers amazing game i give this [ __ ] a 5 out of 5 for originality gameplay rage jump scares initially and satisfaction when you finish if y'all enjoyed this video make sure you slap a like on and subscribe if you are new love y'all see in the next video [Music] peace

Channel: iBerleezy

Views: 1,190,310

Rating: 4.9806514 out of 5

Keywords: Berleezy, iBerleezy, Gameplay, Walkthrough, Lets Play, Comedy, Commentary, Hilarious

Id: 0KJXc6B9rW0

Length: 21min 17sec (1277 seconds)

Published: Fri May 15 2020