The Karen Simulator

oh what did i just throw at him did she just come out from under the table what was she doing under there do i want to know [Music] carrots the worldwide phenomena that has happened uh especially recently i honestly feel so bad for anyone that's named karen and especially if you're a nice person it's really not fair like it's it's all because my name is mike right it's like someone's saying you're being such a mic right now it just doesn't work i don't know it just doesn't work i imagine i imagine now because of all the memes and stuff like that that uh people named their child care and it must have went down a lot but again you know i understand that if your name is karen i'm sure you're a great person if anything if i if my name was karen i would want to prove to people that i'm not that kind of person but it is a fascinating phenomenon just watching these freaking bat crazy women go crazy over nothing it has actually grown so big that they actually made a game out of it can you believe it today we're going to be playing a game called speak to the manager are you karen enough is this the new call of duty sequel i'm here for this the developer actually sent me an email about this game uh so yeah they i didn't even know existed until they sent me a uh well i don't know if it's developer the publisher you guys don't give a crap about that but yeah uh so it's not sponsored but like you know check it out if you want it is free i'm gonna play it so can you beat my high schooler kerins this is bringing me back to the day when i worked at walmart in fact i'll be right back hello how can i help you look i just looked for an excuse to wear this now it's always good to wrap to to remember your roots where you came from i could walk into a walmart and be like hello have you found our selection of vegetables today oh hi how's it going can i interest you in our fine selection of butt lights no all right i'll just see my way out then that's the thing you have to make sure you smile [Music] make eye contact hi you need anything no wonder why i got fired no i didn't get fired dude i was so good at my job all right i know so what you're probably asking me now is did i did i did i have any actual contacts with karen yes i mean i just tell the same stories because you know that's just what i do i'm like an old man in a young built body i remember the one specific time we're gonna open the game up i need to get the freaking game open one time specifically i was uh a cashier at walmart and i was like you know i was bringing up the stuff you put it on the conveyor belt you just go you know you put it up there oh it's just starting no stop wait wait give me a second i'm not ready tell the story and this lady uh she was an older lady and she had chicken and the chicken that she grabbed uh was ripped and so it was spilling all over the conveyor belt of course i have no control over this right and we have a long line of customers and like obviously i'm gonna clean it and she freaking has the audacity to tell me after because it just happened and she comes up there and she tells me uh you know i can uh sue you i think she said sue i think she did she said you know i can have you guys sued right because that's a health violation or something like that and i'm like chill i just freaking i just clocked in i just clocked in i hate this place and i got freaking this lady i mean she was going crazy she's going on a power trip because her chicken that she picked was ripped i'm so sorry this goes out to you lady hey what are you buying over here whoa whoa what is this i'm sorry but i'm gonna have to confiscate this and take it i'll be back hi can i help you welcome boss i like the game didn't even give me a tutorial it just threw me right in should i read it i feel like i should read what's going on oh let me explain hello boss let me explain everything to you i feel like we're playing nine of the consumers again what you speak to a manager that game really needs to be updated they keep saying it's coming out but like i'm so impatient is there music i don't think there's any music to this game all right so i guess we're gonna need some music uh please uh mikayla let me explain everything to you customers come to you with various claims i spend thousands of dollars here each year give me a discount i spend thousands of dollars every year give me discount now little babies they are decide how to handle those okay fine sorry no discounts ooh yes this is basically me getting to say everything i wanted to say at walmart when i did work there unless you're really passionate about being a manager or something like that people were just putting on acts when they go to work that's really what they do every choice can impact your cash value wait so i don't get paid so my boss just takes money away i don't think that's legal i think you get paid hourly so that's definitely illegal where am i working and your brand value is am i the owner of the place i guess that does change things a little bit if i own the place together they form our business value okay so that does make sense i guess like no one would go to a store if every freaking cashier was like awful to the customers i would go there just because i think it'd be funny i mean how come no one's done that just have like this like the most rudest cashiers ever like on purpose oh my god i just came up with the store idea no more putting on axe have you been treated too nicely come to our store pay us money to treat you like crap with a smile i hate you tell me it won't shop at my store someone has to our store policies that we get to say what's on our mind that we don't have to withhold anything that's amazing all right so choose why doesn't grow your business let's go i almost started rapping right now i was thinking of that one song so obviously they're not all carriers because we have a man back there but but making no mistake there's carrying guys i don't know what you call them do you call them kevin i know that's a name that other people hate too what do you call them i don't know what to call them i'm gonna call him pritchard i don't know it's something that's off about that name sorry no discounts oh i got money though i actually got money my ex used to work here what's his number are you coming here to air your dirty laundry in and freaking walmart like no ma'am i can't give you personal information about your ex that is not any of our business so gtf out all right i lost the money somehow i don't know how this makes any sense i'm very sick what should i buy why well i guess that'll go without customer service they're not we're not checking out things but they're at customer service all right you know that's a valid question can you please stay stay away from me all right you're sick i don't like that do i look like your doctor uh champagne and filet mignon i think that'll work right you gotta what you need is to feel a little bougie all right this is actually this is a lesson because i'm not your freaking doctor so yeah does she like that i really don't know what i'm doing here i ate a banana while i was shopping i don't have to pay for it okay so if you don't have to pay for the banana i don't have to withhold my urge to slap you across the face i'm not actually gonna do it i want to lady doesn't know the concept of stealing wow you're genius if you eat it it's free it's your magic obviously i'm not fit to run this store what did you what did you think when you hired me look at me can i have a frequent shopper discount card definitely they're good they're good man i mean come on he he didn't say anything stupid he just simply asked ask and now shall receive yeah i got 100 i mean what did i work here for like three minutes um that's pretty good honestly like let me have your job oh i get to triple it with ads oh my god yay my business value has gone up so what does it mean do we get to upgrade our store oh my god where am i working girl they sent me to the location on the bad side of town why you got to do that to me and that's the day i worked on the bad side of town it sucked i i was the one that had all those people that came in with the freaking littlest clothes and the bit the biggest people with the smallest amount of clothes possible tattoos hanging out parts of your body hanging out that's not really supposed to people saying they're gonna sue me for chicken i don't know what's going on i'm just i just needed money so what's life and so there's like a life simulator relationship level one you currently are all alone oh so what the heck am i gonna get a family oh man this is a pants what is this i didn't know what i was getting into here i thought it was just about the the speak to your manager but okay okay so oh so we get different jobs that's cool so okay right now we're a supermarket manager which is why we're working at customer service that makes sense uh we could be an airline manager oh airline manager some airlines the freaking stewardess there they do not mess around they will freaking tell you how it is they don't even try some of them don't even try to be nice it is so obvious that they are so done and they hate their job they will let you know it sucks having those ones but when you have good nice people it's nice those people like you have to show some serious restraint freaking always flying all the time all right so i mean i we need happiness points i guess we're not happy yet i don't know if we're playing soccer over there wonder what's happening but let's start d2 oh am am i at the am my airport manager i have three jobs holy crap what the heck can i take my manager horse on the plane can you even do that uh you have to pay extra okay wow okay so you know she wasn't bad she was actually pretty nice about it i'm a celebrity can i have first class youtubers be like can you please give me free game can you please give me a free game nothing is free that's right yes i lost my reputation but whatever i'm one pound over the weight limit can you give me a break okay yeah that's i mean i could just be like i don't know should i be nice am i having a good day see that's the thing with customer service you you should be nice to people right because they could be having the worst date and then you just if you're nice to them if you're like one of the only people that is nice to that person they'll be they'll like okay you know what you want a discount i'll give you a discount because i'm not a freaking jerk i'm gonna say of course of course look at that they've really loved me so not everyone in this game is karen's i get it all right how safe are your planes that's a valid question i have no idea you may you may die i'm just being honest all right i don't want a lot of people okay all right is my business value going down oh my god i'm gonna get a new car what the heck this game just like throws mechanics at you don't even tell me what it is i'm working at home depot now i guess this drill costs less at ace do you price match no do we look like a charity huh get to step in here i'm gonna hit you with an ad i should get refund this shuffle is broken actually it's a lifetime guarantee i have all the power in the world i'm the manager can you tell me more about bidets but days i'll have you know bidets drowned my family they shot in my family's nose and they all drowned what is the story that i'm coming up with okay they spray water up your butt and save toilet paper they're really not bad actually i think we should do them more there you're now oh my god really is it really necessary to get an ad every single time my god can i have your phone number well sir i do appreciate your hat you look like a fine gentleman but get the heck out of here these aren't fair enough still love you do you have any toolboxes in stock you know what i'll grab one for the back even though i'm pretty sure you just came here earlier and i hated you but now you're here and you're nice so i'll grab from the bag just for you i mean what institute do we have to like deny people our business value is only going down i'm so but i got a new car it's like the price is right over here wait that wasn't that wasn't what was on the thing what is this you gave me this like freaking oldsmobile they showed like a corvette over there oh i have to watch an ad i've already watched like 20 of them i'm so it's like brainwashing i'm so glad i saw this game again i'm still not going to download it that's it i want to speak to your manager i take off my mask i am the kid i want to speak to this app's manager i want to speak to god's manager caleb city one of my favorite youtubers caleb city has this freaking skit where it's basically just get about that about people that say can i speak to the manager you there you just go higher i want to speak to the president of the united states and when he denies you i want to speak to his manager you can just keep going you there's no there's no end there's no end to how many times you can say i want to speak to your supervisor someone always has a supervisor oh i got payday payday's coming on day six oh okay well i thought i was getting money but okay i don't have enough money for a pet what kind of pet is oh my god what kind of pet is ten thousand dollars am i buying a gorilla am i actually buying harambe for ten thousand dollars i hope it is why did i get a car what do i do with the car i just have it look look where i live my tv is actually a cardboard box literally look at it it's actually a cardboard box with tape on it why would i go through the door i'm so poor that i just want to make it look like that i have a tv with my broken windows it's so cold in here oh that's what the car does oh my god no one's driving it i think casper just stole my car i'm very poor says ray and i can't afford this that's not the only thing he can't afford he can't afford sleeves poor man here you know what take this discount man take the discount you better give me a good review i love your store can i give you a big tip yeah you can olivia could you imagine i'm like mean to her she's like wants to give me a big tip just buy more what does that mean thanks i mean why wouldn't you accept the tip i would always accept the tip i'm not exactly sure but i think at walmart you are not actually not allowed to accept tips because it's considered a bribe that's the dumbest crap i've ever heard what does that even mean just yeah give me a tip gotta sit here and freaking deal with this bull crap every day give me a tip my dog ate my toilet paper can i have for free toilet paper that's your problem welcome to walmart i won two million coins oh my god in a buffalo oh i can't wait to ride the buffalo oh i'm being robbed cash now or i will shoot you okay so now we have an option and get get this the option is to watch an ad and say take this mother fisher what's your profanity sorry for my my language i know that was pretty bad take this but please don't kill me this is like play episode when you play episode it's like you give you this awful freaking choices but like if you watch the ad or pay the money then you get to do the good one well i've already watched about 40 ads in the span of two minutes so let's go ahead and just do this i'm gonna see if we'll like do a roundhouse kick to his face oh hi i didn't see you there just want to let you know here at walmart we're happy to serve you and little did you know there's a 15 discount on wood chips you don't need wood chips get the heck out of my store oh what did i just throw at him did she just come out from under the table what was she doing under there do i want to know should i start vaping no you idiot she's mad oh i hate that you care about my health if if storage just got robbed and the the criminal was just on the ground would you then continue to buy whatever you were buying well i've got a very busy schedule all right i need to buy whatever i'm buying i'm raising money for a billionaire's presidential campaign do you have 20 minutes to talk no no loitering my god that did happen i'm out there like trying to get carts outside while people are trying to tell me about freaking how god is a lizard not even exaggerating get lost oh my god i got promoted sweet what does it mean take i need a better car though so i i just i'm just going to take the bonus i don't i don't want to watch any more ads i just don't want to new life event unlock social event at the clubs this will play automatically after one of your next days at work i mean i really like the concept of this game i just don't know what the incentive is to like answer good or bad on the on the customers because it doesn't really seem to make a difference i'm gonna buy a pet though cause i have 500 am i not allowed to have pets here like i know my home is not very great but come on i need someone to keep me company i obviously can't watch tv it's cardboard box all right so i have 900 but for some reason i can't buy a pet so we're not doing that oh wait what's this decoration oh i can actually get i don't even have a bed where am i sleeping okay i'm gonna buy this man a tv because 400 that's a very expensive i mean no that's actually not a very expensive tv that's like a decent tv 400 buy the tv come on seriously why does it tell me i can do it it's not there what is this game trying to fool me for can i buy anything i can't even buy decorations i'm screwed this game just it's like it's it's probably punishing me for not watching enough ads okay special gig today festival manager uh should i claim it i feel like if i don't i'll be missing out on something so i guess i gotta watch another ad great hey so what are you wearing what what is this am i at a concert what is this do you sell a backstage pass oh oh i'm working as a okay as a bouncer i guess now security security guards sell them yeah give me some money thanks man i didn't get anything out of that uh will it rain today uh depends on your mood i have connections with the gods i can start doing the rain dance when does taylor swift play oh wow is that what i'm doing okay i will tell you would you pay for that drink like a qriket he's like all right i respect that here's another ad for you hi dad have you ever called someone dad or mom that's when you just erase yourself from existence i mean not literally but like you know you you feel like you want to do that like you just want to [Music] where's the bathroom uh diaper can i pay after the events the event will never end we've trapped taylor swift here sweet sweet i got money somewhat later all right i only took the money oh myself wait oh that girl over there buy her a drink of course i'm gonna buy her a drink she looks like ramona flowers yeah yeah we dancing i'm still my walmart vest a real gentleman i know it was the best it's always the best in fact all right so can i buy a pet now oh i did i obviously had plenty of money before why can't i buy it now okay so my first hat was a rabbit and uh i i guess it has a poop meter i can move around how long have i been able to do this thanks tutorial the non-existent tutorial telling the oh how i can move around or do they upload this game half finished i didn't even know you can do this at no point did it say i could do this where's my rabbit did i eat the rabbit this place is so bad i feel like i should be charging them for me to live here look at these cabinets i have so much money just buy it ugh magic go to the store and just try to give them your money and they won't take it i have plenty of it just take it take the money today's score of the day goes to ash the cat [Music] smash like if you want to see me uh in this vest some more i don't even know if is there an ending to this game will there be a boss battle at the end who knows maybe we'll find out one of these days let me know if you want to see some more of this all right i'll see you scrubs in the next one bye guys [Music] foreign

Channel: Bijuu Mike

Views: 367,072

Rating: 4.9620562 out of 5

Keywords: bijuumike, bijuu, mike, karen simulator, karen, karens, karen game, speak to the manager, speak to the manager game, the karen simulator, the karen simulator game

Id: kWG7gjASuZA

Length: 19min 11sec (1151 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 25 2020