I only had 60 Seconds to live so i did only bad things | Meteor 60 Seconds

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don't they say spread the love that's what I'm doing I'm spreading the love by kissing everything in my in my science I deserve that I mean I are sick I really hope that it does better that that that that that that whoa welcome scrubs welcome to meteors sixty Seconds all I know in this game is that you have 60 seconds before everyone's dead that would be pretty scary right you know it's even scarier you're not becoming a scrub today okay now this is like a life simulator but just one with its it's a lot at stake here lucinka breaking news NASA recently stated in a meteorite will collide with earth soon and the earth will be destroyed surprisingly NASA said that we all have only 60 seconds to live wow they're good good at those calculations I guess before the earth is destroyed what did I just say I only have a second yeah dude this guy's so committed to his job dang it I just became a news anchor today see this position hey life's tough dude I don't know what to say whatever I don't care about my whole career of live broadcasting anymore what if it just misses and he's like oh crap probably shouldn't have flipped off the camera oh my god dude really yep you live yay dude chill what if it does miss your home Nani is that true what the earth is going to be destroyed I can't believe it dude he's got a mean pompadour he's just like a delinquent quit it why should I do for the rest of my life with only 60 freakin seconds left okay this is getting intense is it okay to do anything that I want to do even if it's illegal what about plants take an apple tree thank you why why would that be one thing that you think of in 60 seconds oh my god Oh we're just we're just starting what how do you even play this game Oh Gigi Michael time left how to play ok mumma ad all right violets kiss I like how that's our only two options open that's very versus how punch oh please hit me with this bat I'll kiss you now kiss the poodle is that weird oh he liked it she or he I'm not really sure yeah I push the poodle it doesn't matter why would I push the taxi can you kiss the taxi does kiss Oh God okay whoopsie Oh God wait what do I do is it really gonna hit I hope so I mean for our sake look at I mean I Pryor sake I really hope that it does why are you punching me he's like well he has 60 seconds I kind of punch something oh my god okay I just want to see what happens now time's up bye now finally I died with the earth it was a good life I'm single big white landscape what is this exactly heaven is this it you're done please wake up oh it's be art where is it I bet I did not see that coming it's the freaking plot of sword art online you just had a personality diagnostic test which involved virtual reality programming so far oh it's a good thing I didn't do too much you know I did quite a bit of horrible things huh where it's a reality so the earth has not been destroyed that's right our latest technology is just like the movie The Matrix it allows you to experience a virtual life in short time this counter Eve's in here though cuz that would be lit by analyzing your behavior it helps us know the person's true character well actually I should also tell you that your family also watched the screen together Oh Oh No why didn't you tell me mom my girlfriend huh oh it's my girl right to my five-year-old nephew what are you all watching me son I did not know you were like this you're garbage you're garbage dang that's harsh coming from my mom I I mean what would you do mom if you had 60 seconds to live huh I bet you wouldn't be so uh but nice either how could you consider yourself human are you a psychopath I can't believe you chose to kill people I think we should break up uncle why were you laughing you're killing people was it fine I never actually did though I pushed the taxi I pushed a few people but that was like I hurt them I want to be a cold murderer I know I know I lost my girlfriend can I keep her you belonged the murder ending to the oh wow okay so I actually did I really did Oh whoopsie all right I love these kinds of games this is an interesting life simulator why just kiss everything I don't know I don't know if we should be doing that but they say spread the love that's what I'm doing I'm spreading the love by kissing everything in my in my science I deserve that considering now that we know the world's not gonna end I guess we did deserve that all right you have to keep chasing me do you really tell you this hurts me hey stop oh my god I hope the meteor hits her how dare she why did you kiss those men that was all you wanted to do before the earth was destroyed but mom will always support you cheer up I support you thanks mom so you were gay it must have been difficult trying to hide it you should have told me earlier then I would not have wasted my time on you goodbye well it's not like it matters right uncle is it so great kissing guys I'm curious is this how it works oh my god Oh God sir your inspection is over it is an unexpected result did this to me was it you come here I'm gonna slap you to tell you the truth I also swing that way woohoo what a grab some coffee together sure oh my god we really did you ever locked the coming out ending to the ending list oh that makes sense now coming out okay yeah totally escape alone breathing what is breathing escape alone maybe that's we don't have to do anything maybe that's what we should do I will just do nothing for 60 seconds so there it's gonna get destroyed huh interesting did I leave the of it on oh well that's my sign I'm so proud of you I would have been very disappointed in you if you had done harm to others why would you assume that I would have done that I'm so relieved my darling I think it's better to do nothing in that situation if I were you I would have stay put and done nothing to harm others to just what I'd expect from my boyfriend taking the personality test was a good idea giggle giggle goofily OH I was wondering what way you know when our nephew was gonna say something bra boring you've unlocked the briefing ending to the int okay I guess it means that all I did was breathe happy 60 seconds what could that mean escaping alone oh man what happens if we just eliminate everyone oh it's oh it's one shot okay I see who comes down the drain that way anyway oh it just keeps going I don't think you can eliminate everyone or can you just stop there get out of my way no blockades there's a rocket yes'm yes'm give him the kissing bat I don't know no no right e-bikes hit her okay I screw this up bad tonight I'm saving you all suffering now let's just end it now look I'm doing them a favor oh come on God I couldn't get the dog in time he probably would have ate me anyway alright maybe we'll still get another ending I didn't know the game was that big so I seen a rocket can we actually escape son are you crazy why did you kill so many people was it oh yeah so don't where he said this hello police oh no listen I have no excuse I really don't I have a crazy person here please come arrest him now oh cool the world is going to in anyway so you killed everyone you saw you were right I'll die someday too it doesn't matter whether you kill me or I fire my own eye you shoot oh my god I'm going to be inefficient oh no no nephew someone teaches what he's going to tell - that was the trashy murder okay alright okay see what this games all about okay well I can only imagine what the happy 60-second side does I guess we're just gonna really cheat on our girlfriend let's do that I know exactly look at this one I know exactly where I'm going I know exactly what I'm doing ah why are you slapping me how do we get through here though what are you doing posing oh that's how you do it all so we can escape no though okay so maybe because we did that all right well I mean now we know how to get through there I don't want to escape just yet I think that that will give us an ending so let's go ahead and let this just in we're going to do nothing Oh magic conch shell what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest son are you in need of more kissing why'd you kiss those girls like that you had the happiest expressions I've ever seen on your face must feel great like well does it feel that great to kiss a girl I'm curious oh it just does the same thing again nephew shave those two hairs off of your head no stop saying now oh she's I knew it come here oh crap wait a minute baby calm down this is VR it's just the game I'm not like that I swear it's a misunderstanding don't come near me No oh honey that yeah you got it I knew you'd understand I have you I would never tried to get with those other women I treat you better from I'll shoot you better from now on I was wrong if you were wrong you deserve to die what I don't know what just happened but oh my god uncle are you dead I think so finally I died it was a good life I'm seeing only white landscape oh this again what is heaven is it you're done please wake up again where is this you just had a personnel again oh stop it you crazy [ __ ] the happy yeah I exactly do so smart guys you've got a spoke scribe now alright this time we're escaping in the rocket so we basically got to do exactly the same thing alright come here I'm introducing them I'm doing a good thing surely my girlfriend will know that I was just to do this right screw you guys i stoled Elon Musk's rocket apparently oh oh we good oh we could run into it we could be the hero no this isn't gonna be like Armageddon I'm freakin skadoodle then skedaddle and out here escape solo you got the stupid selfish ending I could've brought like print like probably one person yeah there was the only route for wine originally the program should have ended automatically I encountered an unexpected bug as the developer of this program I didn't even think of escaping alone using the spaceship oh dear oh no no I got my side I thought you went onto spaceship to blow up the meteorites but you took it to survive on your own I know clear such a silver selfish person I think we should break up oh I get it there's nothing as important as one's own life right uncle okay all this game like a coward in the midst of danger just like you uncle I hate this I hate my nephew sub buds all right I guess we'll save the world like I sure wasn't even mad like mad about the cheating at that point so sure oh my god I kissed the wrong one all right here we go wait we landed on AIDS wait what'd I do now wait wait wait why kissing it just the power of love will cause the meteor actually words the power of love wait wait no that's not a good thing is it oh oh oh wait can I can I go the other way you would think I could Wow I destroyed my only chance of survival so the only things differ as I stood on it wallet crashed I got the kissing one again I'm trying to think what else could we possibly do oh maybe we can go in there maybe that's what we need to back forward remember I never actually got to hit the dog oh wait wait what if we kiss the dog will he follow us that's what we got a dude that's how you eliminate the dog oh we got to get this dog a girlfriend okay Dave watch this hey oh it's got a cute way I live 30 seconds oh you got a gun oh dang okay wait whoa whoa what is this why do I kiss again hurry hurry hurry is it I think it cracks a little more didn't it actually worked nuclear receiver Oh use it why what is this doing okay so I doom the earth so that's how we destroyed the meteor okay was that necessary it's amazing what you can do in 60 seconds like think about it son I think it was a good idea to take this personality test I agree wouldn't it be a good idea to isolate him from our society he's the type of person to apply people around him when he's going through hardship he was a nuclear bomb to kill every human being that's crazy look well did you think it was the best to kill us all since we are all going to die anyway later like oh stop we are actually really really bad but that's why I'm gonna make it up to everyone right now we're gonna go get that dog it's girlfriend that way we can destroy the meteor I hope nothing goes wrong then I really hope this works a time maybe we could probably get something else to destroy this bastard yeah somebody know if we can make it on the other side in time get it no pressure no we're gonna see if this works oh that actually was so much faster holy crap we have so much time now wow this game has made me so much better at time management okay well crap okay all right I sacrificed some people on the way yes but I'm still gonna save like what billions of people so hey I mean it was it was worth it I guess I don't know I wonder if there's a way where kids just not eliminate anyone and still save the world if PO leaders the way we could save ourselves though that's what I want all right I have no idea of they're gonna be proud of me or not I really never know it's pretty amazing to see that you accomplished something even the Pentagon couldn't do oh I told you imma get it anyway what you did was marvelous you were like Bruce Willis in the movie Armageddon hey it was cool but it's not what I'm used to you saved the earth I didn't know you were so responsible she's what she's saying that she doesn't want me to be responsibly she's so confusing look who you inspired me to sacrifice myself for humanity I'll be coming here who's Saturday right no stop so would Brigid give this kid a blindfold he's not allowed to do anything okay we're still missing a lot though I know we're only missing one ending are we the hero all right so I'm guessing it's exactly what I say we have to not sacrifice anyone and still be the hero oh if you kiss him you get the bat Oh baby I'd actually save us some time what if we kiss the guy will he give us the gun oh he threw up no kissing does not work on here but there is another bad kid in here what is he doing in here is he part of the scientists this no does this really not work oh well that's stupid we can use our fists oh we weren't doing it right apparently okay well that doesn't work I just don't know why it was working for it all right I got this in the bad guys all right so get Chris Chris Hanson called on me real quick okay we got that kiss the dog all right come with me nope oh well that was good okay look at that time though all right we got it we got it we got it all right gotta go kiss the lady and we're good we did it we did it the last thing I did was kiss son beside of you saving the world like a hero was wonderful but I feel like you weren't my son I felt like I was watching a game with the superhero as a main character are you the boyfriend that I know have you done this test several times before this they're actually now they're mad that I didn't do bad enough in the game you can't win with these people first I hate you because that you did something in a video game now they're like oh you're boring you obviously can't you were too good at the game you didn't practice this to try to appeal to me did you all come on what am I supposed to do to win neighs okay you're so cool Wow I'll become someone who sacrifices himself at the face of evil to the hero ending we did it is that it is that everything oh whoa whoa whoa our mystery greetings I'm the doctor I really appreciate that you have played this game till the end thank you before we in this game I figured out what kind of person you are our latest technology has allowed us to find out what kind of person you are by analyzing your gameplay believe it or not you want to see it just for fun oh I do yes I do this is interesting the first ending you cleared was the murder is this you just a normal person oh thank god III didn't expect that you think of games just as games so you think it's enough to just to join them so the second dating you had cleared is the coming out ending you did not kill people because you were concerned that your family was watching your actions but you kissed people because you were so bored that you did not do anything for 60 seconds you seem to be a very kind person well thank you so this is it please read this analysis just for fun don't take it seriously hahaha I am often imagined that our life is a virtual reality like the matrix does anything change if it really is is it time to say goodbye no it is time to say goodbye thank you for playing this game that is exactly who I am everyone says that personality test they say the most like general thing well just the case in meteor is ever gonna like hit earth maybe this game will teach you something guys smash like scrubscribe if you enjoyed this scrub the daytime today scope of the day goes to [Music] super-cheesy 64 [Music]
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Channel: Bijuu Mike
Views: 1,404,078
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Length: 18min 17sec (1097 seconds)
Published: Fri Oct 11 2019
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