I HATE THIS JOB!

today I am going back into my roots are we playing a game which shares the experience of the job that I left to become a youtuber five or six years ago that's actually a really long time I can't believe it fit that long we're gonna delve into the world of retail I know scary warning this game contains a retail work environment player discretion is advised I hear that I feel it Oh even the metal shots I guess the vibes wait is this a horror game I wasn't expecting it to be a horror game but the music that aren't sound like it's gonna be a nice game and these guys in the backgrounds don't look like nice customers okay don't prepared let's get ourselves some controls can I have some controls I don't actually know what to do in this game but because I have experience in the retail department I feel like I should be at least a little bit decent with this but ya are deaf you're not prepared for this okay never mind oh oh this is me it's like baldie where you can't look up and down you can't you look left and right oh oh is that my boss you're late dudes okay I'm doing this I do this when I'm nervous when I'm anxious and I'm feeling that way I'm feeling both of those things right now your face ain't too nice but I am late yes I am I'm sorry hey Mason since you're new around here I'll cut you some slack Thank You friends my name is the manager we're not too busy on days like these so you can have a nice easy shift to help you get settled in but remember I got a reputation to uphold it you won't have me looking like a fool in front of the other managers would ya this store is the best in town and I would like to keep it that way I don't know where this accent has come from if any of my loyal customers aren't satisfied with your service I'll be hearing about it look at this guy's head it's really off-putting is like an egg but squared off now go find Jimmy he's been working here for a while now very loyal employee of mine he we'll show you the ropes for your stuff in the locker and get to it okay mr. Cappy teeth I will do it he's angry he's very angry oh this is my arm my arms completely detached there we go okay bag packed wait there's a mini Baldy in there hold on a second is this made by the same guy or is he just a fan I mean that's actually kind of cool the little Baldy model I like that right um I guess even even the doors are aggressive jeez Oh what is happening is this weight was his name Bob Dave something like that he looks pretty scared huh why why would you do that are you okay dude look what you've done cleanup what I am 11 please Jimmy here can't control himself outrageous what's up friend are you okay why am I so short my god sake you said he what I don't get paid enough for this the rude customers the endless amounts of sick the stains I've reached my breaking point listen it's up to you now okay there's still a lot of empty shelves out there you're not selling this to me I'm gonna be honest with you they need to be stacked before we close you don't want to upset manager I definitely don't want to upset him hey take this it's all the notes I've made while working here those tips save me time and time again beautiful this man's just holding his mouth open while he talks to me by the way press escape to view the note anytime whatever that means good luck I'm out of here hygiene rating is pretty good though big five stars not sure it's gonna be five stars anymore Lester be more like Lester I'm kind of intimidated I'm I'm really not sure what to expect can I cry just quit I quit while I'm ahead there's already sick everywhere here we go into the world of retail for the first time in five or six years yup it smells exactly the same what has happened here are we good kitchen need a hand ask one of our friendly colleagues for help is that what I look like oh no oh here's the survival no hold shift left mouse is throw box it stuns them but where the baby when you're stacking a shelf used a indeed to look around okay um highs in the staff only rooms are as a map as well oh nice okay thank you buddy completely forgotten your name but uh thank you Hoover iris we need kitchen we need drinks what time is it it's really deserted what's this Oh toys oh these needs go to aisle five okay I get it I get it where's aisle five io v io v why does it end aisle four that's not fair never mind pets right here here we go let's stack these bad boys without it work did it stack why can't I stack I'm already breaking things oh I don't think this is aisle five I think this just needs to go in the kitchen aisle where's kitchen home cleaning furniture kitchen aisle 15 let's go here it is press space how do I know I'm grabbing okay I definitely mess this up so I need to put this stuff on the shelf why is my hands not grabbing so I can look to the left and right but why would I need to there's no one in the shop right guys it's been so long they literally cannot remember how to stack a shelf how do I do this oh oh wait oh this is how you do it drinks can you hear that did you hear that oh they're here the consumers are here look there they are hello you don't come close do you not come close to me I'm gonna take these video games and I'm gonna put them out what is this person doing this is not a gym I know all the gyms are closed right now yeah oh jeez what the listen I just got done with a name I'll run just take me to the ring section okay chill will you chill the drinks are this way follow me follow me right now the drinks are this way drinks are right here there you go oh my goodness back no no wait stay away from me what's wrong your most expensive polish champagne another cheap stop how come how come how come oh my goodness guys what is wrong with all of you why are you so crazy and you too what's wrong with all of you look at your eyes go to beds have a sleep witness a timer oh hold on hold on video games video games video games video games are up here I saw him what is wrong with you it's granny where'd you keep the skincare products um where do we keep the skincare products actually have no idea video games no no no no everyone me like I'm taking this granny to where she needs to go pharmacy health of beauty young wait so I have to do these boxes while these people are absolutely terrifying me I do bed frame oh geez do we even sell beds this way Furniture Furniture Furniture Furniture there you go buddy don't Oh No I'm running here so no no no no no I would not do this for you I like dogs my wife mrs. give it word in the house I need food for it you need you need pet foods pet foods pet foods that's normal foods bets here you go here you go be nice to the dog buddy I see you a smug face why are we so small what again sweets where are they oh my goodness dude could you not just do your own shopping no there you go sweets enjoy oh my goodness I can't even plow these video games guys I can't do it these guys are psychos I need to stay out the eyes of these absolute psychos video games video games video games no excuse me I'm out would you give the toys you're threatening your grandsons fantastic just just for you right here can I put out these video games police where do I put them here we go stack stack stack stack stack stack come on quick quick I've heard that some crazy crazy customers out there we go look for the PlayStation beautiful right oh eun-ah cases leave me alone I'm going to the pet food aisle actually I'm going to the furniture up I'm going to the furniture oh you guys don't need to know where I'm going pet food is this way isn't it oh man I'm already memorizing it here we go yes put all the food out all the food I'm gonna do the ones are the wines first just just put out as quickly as you can this is pretty impressive shelf stacking speeds to be honest with you faster than I ever did it yes we've done 300 shuffling how many do we need to do I am aware that the timer is going down hello I don't know look anyone in the eyes but I'm looking for my boxes please what's this one pharmacy oh who are you looking for you said dining chairs my man okay sweet you should go to a different store furniture this way here you go here you go here you go furniture there we go old lady leave me alone oh and you as well baby oh it's the baby they warned me about you've lost your child what is wrong with all of you I can hear it I can hear it where is it it's a demon my heart I should not be playing this late at night I'm getting old okay I could not be doing this where was the stupid baby Oh at least I know what I'm doing now okay let's do this quick video games we're starting to learn the layout as well as I go the wrong way but that's fine oh wait yeah direct grants I'm just gonna do this shelf real quick there we go oh she what's max I thought you could do that Oh someone's about to get hit real nice huh I don't forget how to deal with customers even after this fight what's happened I threw my mouse mouse where is it never mind ever I found it me you scared me what do you want pharmaceuticals yeah we were viruses all over the place at you don't know where this one is pharmaceuticals pharmaceuticals already let me alone can I do anything or just come and get me always coming always coming I don't know like this at all okay back to the video games everything is going to be okay can we also talk about how fast these customers are they're so quick I also need to be careful like left them right as well I can I can hear people I can hear them what's this one pharmacy yeah I don't know where that is I will smack you don't come near me with that thing don't come near me I'm gonna get you whoever comes that be next you get smacked well this has turned me already into quite the psycho what's this one DIY oh that's right here let's go okay okay paint paint for the masses while you're bored in isolation paint your room yes haha you ain't get me now I will throw this at you I'm making a dash for it let's go huh stay away from me that's right you stay away from me boy I'm just gonna put all this stuff up is this miracle cream my insides are hungry so you get telling me you want foods food is right here Chelsea oh my goodness what's going on you've like molded into one you want gaming as well where do I go all I can hide in the star froome's I completely forgot that two video games it what's the video games save to the video games I'm gonna suffer I'm going I'm out oh oh I can't handle this I don't remember reached I'll be in this stressful just put out there huh this staff room is disgusting by the way like what okay Halloween I'll Halloween is gonna be okay let's just go this way I almost finished one of them no no no granny I don't know why it's you that I always keep hitting but it's happening she woke up oh cool kids juice wait what do you mean what do you mean cool kids juice what does that even mean granny what does that mean coming to knock you out anyway I can't drinks yes right the kitchen aisle okay they're so fast I've already got two so far No get away from me men's fitness magazines magazines I don't know where they are you guys need to leave me alone I'm just trying to do my best here there we go kitchen where is the kitchen aisle oh geez knives yep these can come in handy for sure come on don't mess me around there we go I need another box I need to throw another box as soon as possible dad Halloween oh I can finish this one yeah let's go okay it's really hard to put these shelves on like really hard I don't remember stacking shells being this hot but we got four baby let's go oh it actually sounds quite pleasant now okay I'm done my day of work is done grab my lunch break please Dave manager whatever your name is I got a lunch break over here turns up that is a straight no um I need to figure out how to use these staff rooms better cuz I don't feel like I'm using them very well what box is this toys no please really come around like that you had a settled dog treats okay I'll take you to them I'll take you to them well this is quick this is quickly stupid why's it so quick oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead just gonna get mad crazy woman can I get to the staff room oh geez okay that's definitely I'm out of breath and I'm not even the one running foods simple supplies all my goodness I'm about to have a heart attack you know what just take your ketchup take it your crazies let's at least get two five is that what the goal is I'm not sure what that number is this is video games follow the Nerds follow the Nerds he's going towards it oh no I'm doing bad it's the baby lady where's the Halloween costumes at okay she mad she real Mads Halloween is this way it's this way don't mind I didn't get it wrong I didn't get it wrong it's okay you can chill by all the scary Halloween masks you can get okay I probably shouldn't have it that lady she didn't deserve it okay you deserve it now you deserve it no leave me alone you freaks no what do I say where's your baby God is she gonna get stop boxes too damaged oh no I lost my baby boxes too damaged where's the baby there it is I see it I see it what is wrong with this child oh my goodness take the child and leave me alone don't even where is the baby shampoo my baby stings that's because he's been running around the aisles I don't know where the baby shampoo is we need cleaning not home cleaning we need how's the beauty ah there we go where's the food I could go back to the video games now guys my brain it hurts it really hurts I want to quit this job so bad I don't need it I just don't need it I'm just gonna steal all these video games and take them home there we go don't panic don't panic can we good and we're fine it's staff break it's our free time it's okay no do not even come at me granny what's wrong with your legs huh you okay I could even get the staff room suites okay great great put those lips away toys guys memory is terrible oh my gosh it's not even this way okay you come this way get out the way straights everything's fine everything is fine don't touch me again what is wrong with you alcohol is this way lucky for you that was a nice and easy one buddy are you gonna come at me as well you know what you can just take this you just take it get out my way maybe can I just hit them regardless I feel like I can no it's the crazy lady the baby is gone again why do you keep losing your child there is I've got it I've got him it's okay I've got him there you go don't be crazy there would be crazy please please please what did I just say what you need Foods food is this way isn't it yes see I know what I'm talking about there we got now leave me alone kitchen kitchen kitchen kitchen yes yes yes yes we got three what's the most we've done four let's go and star for the staff room is fine this is where it's peaceful ah what is this one pet food I need a plan of action ah gotcha that's what you get bug about it anyone comes near me they get in the box they gets in the box okay here we go this is okay this is fine I would really help me out if you didn't do that like this come on complete it Lea complete it yes alright so pleasant again what's this one drinks that's right here oh we're fine we're fine cool kids juice that's what granny wanted earlier come on come on come on yes No the baby's gone again baby baby baby baby baby baby baby why you so far right why is it maybe so far away this is impossible I can't see oh I feel I feel drained I feel worn out I don't know what to do I feel like I need to listen more if I listen more and lo them in I can just smack him and get out of that I feel like that's the strategy I see someone they get smacked what do you want no no no go back to work you're supposed to be at work buddy social distance please nobody is social distancing here hello sir get out of here I see I see you okay that was not you coughed on me this man coughed on me I need to get to the pharmacy section that is just as well I'm gonna put this right here okay I need to get another box he's get another box I need another box cleaning okay I need to avoid the lady with the baby at all costs without a doubt no I just I just killed the lady I just killed a lady I just killed her it was a pure reaction you could get out of here - Yoink I've already done one do some bees as well no no I don't even know where it is I don't even know where it is yo gorgeous yeah I got you covered this is a DIY one I'm gonna put this just here I'm just gonna put the paint out there we go cleaning ah granny gets smacked yet again here comes the cleaner box tweeze tweeze two ways this is the pet food here we are avoid the lady with the baby at all costs stay away from me she got me my grandson's does I love like a zombie oh you want the Halloween Halloween's definitely this way pet food I think is all the way the other ends of the shop which is really nice okay sweep let's joint this out real quick I think we need to do ten to be able to complete this by the way my best is five five Halloween Halloween Halloween let's get these masks out of here shall we yes I am so efficient video game yike it's actually really difficult guys you have no idea right this your Inc eat all of these out of here eat them eat them out oh I've just realized all the boxes have like a limit which is bad bad for us I'm gonna go this way yes yes yes yes yes yes that's six no I would not excuse you here we go you go yeah you can't fire me now my shift is almost over I want four boxes to do oh that's terrifying why would you give these toys to your grandson wait guys this is number six number six I feel like I'm getting better at it but I need to take breathers every now and then because wait this is suspicious hold on I'm like halfway through my shifts I don't know where the other boxes are though I don't see any are they all in the middle somewhere or his one oh it's the cleaning one the one that I have no idea what to do I'm not finding your baby for you so where would this one be clothing you don't need anything for clothing that's fine kitchen maybe you clean in the kitchen okay not kitchen it's fine wait is cleaning maybe in the middle has it been in the middle of this whole time no I'm just gonna drop this one no furniture punished is this way it's okay don't panic no granny please drinks are this way Oni kidding Oh any kiddie drinks it this way yes oh it's the baby he's way too far away I'm dead it's over it's over where is she yeah is it a thing on your chest you still lose him no I don't care about this job anymore I quit I can't do any more I can't do it I'm going to get my bag and I'm out of here I can't pick up my bag guys this has been neither the consumer's me taking a trip down maybe a path that I would have had to go down if YouTube didn't take off thank you for watching my videos all seriousness this game is fun but very very difficult I'm sorry I couldn't complete a few guys but maybe if this gets enough likes I'll give it another go and see if I can get I think it's ten I have a feeling it's ten and will someone tell me where the clean at all is please hey thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed leave a like to be greatly appreciated subscribe if you're brand-new as well that'll be awesome bye in that big red button just below the video and I'll see you guys the next one bye [Music] hostess I swing wagon candle canvas of a full rubber band

Channel: DanTDM

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Length: 22min 29sec (1349 seconds)

Published: Thu May 07 2020