i took parenting from 0 to 100 in 1 minute

all right we're checking out the only game where the only thing not impossible is death it's happy wheels this is called super impossible version two hello you will be going through a series of hazards the more you go the more it is hard very impossible version two don't worry tom that's what it's like to be bludgeoned with grammar however we're not doing it oh there's actually i was i supposed to win there because i feel like i was not supposed to win there yay okay obviously there's a real oh i actually can't go backwards there i'm assuming there's a real board here i just don't know where the old double barrel harpoon a one for each testicle not today all right no big deal dodge all these let uh old tom there urinate out some crossbow bolts wait for it now so where what do you do like where are the hazards do you go oh here we go get through this and you will win is that a whole slew of freaking bombs all right all right so head this way and sloobity-doop down here okay um hmm i might have an idea hey tom it's bring your son to work day here hold on [Music] huh nothing attacked him hey go tom yeah do the flutter kicks just like i taught you kid actually you know what i'm sure this will be fine here we go what the hell uh there's like a weird okay hold on there's some sort of weird extra force that makes you like not want to duck down while you're trying to survive okay um that gigantic wrecking ball just knocked my hat off like it was driving a golf ball i don't think i've ever come so close to death in my entire life all right obviously i need to like do this even more on my face if i want to survive tom you're getting caught on the frigate there we go no no no no no yes no no yeah oh oh oh sweet baby jesus well this is going to be a pain in my ass i can tell worry not tom a couple of arrows i was gonna say never hurt anyone and then both of us just evaporated now okay can i reach the end like this way maybe nope not a chance in hell so i have to find a way to go through this somehow ah i'm not gonna lie your very impossible board is quite impossible luckily though with these arrows up my ass we will find a way or i'll slowly go insane and eat my own keyboard why does my arm keep falling off ready and go go go go go go go go go ah crap oh i get it i'm fine um crap i just don't know how to get through all these bombs i'm not gonna lie this is this is not good for my blood pressure okay maybe the key on this is like diving through the end i'm not gonna lie this is turning out to be very very difficult ouch i how am i still alive right now i'm currently cleaning out my belly button with my tongue you know what yoga hey maybe this will protect my head from blowing up hey there's my head okay here's the plan tom i need you to at least get rid of a few of the bombs so just kind of lean there yeah perfect there we go okay go go go go go okay i heard some of them activate i don't know if that's gonna make this any easier on me okay here's the plan i'm down to like 18 fps at this point i've managed to rip all of my limbs off it's still not low enough to get me past this all right we're just gonna go we're just gonna go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go okay my giblet is doing good that got rid of a lot of the bombs no no no why why why why isn't this working no no no no no no no no no no yeah what the hell oh i'm right there i did it you can't stop me [Music] i'm still alive by the way this is called harpoon dodge look there's a lot of extra letters in this okay all right looks like kind of a a bank heist here wow i think the thing that hurts me the most is the fact that my pogo stick is currently up my knee alrighty let's try that again wow all right this is pretty difficult oh my god whoa yeah i'm gonna i'm taking this with me i don't even care i'm taking both these with me okay there's a problem because i've got one harpoon like going up and the other harpoon going down and they're counterweighting my entire body okay i got rid of one of the harpoons just the one up my ass is still there but that's okay look at this watch this god all right now that i have achieved freedom oh god i almost died there we go okay um hmm okay back and boop boop whoa uh this looks fairly cheaty what does it look like up here okay so it is possible and boop boop go ah i'm like a knee padded ninja win better win okay what's the hold on what's the difference oh this one you just walk over here that's no good i could have the win but i want the better win [Music] not gonna lie i wanted the better win and i was not disappointed this is called the grey's positivity spike fall it's very positive i appreciate that in in my other videos i always talk about how you just get made fun of if you don't i was gonna say how all the different levels are always like noob terrible it's it's good to have a positive yeah look at this wait this is not this isn't very positive what did that say in the tub octopus on the keyboard i won when you try so hard but you don't succeed give up and try something else every once in a while in the comments i get asked for life advice there you go there you go positivity this is called steal my coin it says i dare you that is a negative yep all right guess i have to steal a coin all righty doesn't look too bad never mind all right stealing this coin oh wow i was gonna say stealing this coin may end up being a pain in the air i told you'd be a pain in the ass ow my leg my other leg my entire torso um hmm this is interesting yeet oh crap hell yes whoa got the coin this is called grey's mind i'm so concerned about what this means all right that's a great opportunity to see where going down this way leads it's pain all right so are you serious nice try gray but that won't work oh you actually have me stuck in here or do you you're on your own tom um that may have worked out really good in my favor hold on [Music] yep oh yeah oh here we go hell yes ball fall okay that was a problem i may have just screwed myself actually i can get past this i've had to do far worse before yep rip yeah come on dad don't let your son's sacrifice be in vain hey huh op this freaking bike in my way is pissing me off okay trying to do that trying to get past that bicycle when it's lodged like that it's just stupidly impossible so we're gonna do this until it works all right so far so good [Music] ouch i'm still alive all right through the ball fall but this time with no arms this could end up being a problem oh god yay i did it i lost every single limb to get down here when asked if it was worth it no no it wasn't this is called the gray still plays multiple choice pick the correct answers to win or die trying good luck you may need it or do i oh there's definitely something down here hold on no multiple choice for me okay maybe i'll do the multiple choice all right give me my multiple choices in hrm queen elizabeth's two language which is the correct spelling the u [Music] yay which of these metal bands is english ale storm yay when did the second world war end what the hell yay wait here okay if you go back to the start you'll find the hidden area is unlocked and won't kill you really you wouldn't lie to me would you whoop finish line all right let's find out oh [Music] i i feel like i was lied to but then i wasn't welcome to bottle run savage um huh there's like a whole area down here hold on a second okay kind of kick [Music] hold on a second tom go go do the thing go do the thing go all right let's see what tom sees down here uh-huh okay it falls down here that looks very unfortunate and there's a coin down there hmm okay i can get this i can get this i can get this i can get this ow pee hey bike piss off i will shove my feet come on baby come on uh uh we just caught on the balls i can do this i can do this i did it yay yes all right now it's time for the savage part but without a tom hardy get out of here buddy all right savage ball run go what the hell whoa all right so the first part isn't really a bottle run there we go oh god how in the hell oh jesus [Music] okay this bottle run is nuts you know what tom we're doing this together okay this and then like this hell yeah there we go right down here and then geeks sometimes the adidas all right so somehow i need to fly off of that final part okay wait for it wait for it now here we go i think i think yes perfect okay cool oh my god this is possible this is totally possible all right so after the last area oh god i just need to make absolutely sure that i'm facing backward like this maybe if i let go of the bike ouch what the hell i found like a secret area what is this oh my god i'm i'm i i what the hell what's happening to the frames what have i done oh my god ouch okay so jump over the first bottles okay i wasn't and then back up up up come on do it oh sweet i'm dead never mind i'm totally alive yes it is called the graze 99 impossible yeet oh god i'm alive all right i might need my bike for this actually can i even take my bike with me hmm boom bing still alive ow i'm fine oh i don't know how but i'm still here problem is now i've got a lot of like arm giblets stuck on my ass i'm literally pushing three different giblets with me to try and win this i don't think you understand how much i'm willing to go through to win this oh hey that explosion got rid of all my giblets perfect all right now the biggest issue here is going to be the crossbow probably hitting me in the balls the other problem is there's like one piece of my forearm that managed to get lodged up my rectum all right that's okay though i kind of have the pattern here oh god not the face um hmm hold on that didn't work all right there we go i wanted to get rid of my child's safety seat come on baby come on yes bring it on baby yeah i'm the juggernaut oh there's literally nothing down here i went through all that for nothing all right guess we're gonna do it this way oh i'm still alive hey it is very difficult for me to get out of here without breaking my oh god stop without breaking my neck ah okay there's a lot of land mines here screw you game i can do this i can do this with one arm left oh i'm dead [Music] i flew too far i'm like superman baby here we go oh okay i overshot it just a little bit but i can do this come on go go go go go go i'm still alive maybe i can land and win that'd be amazing i did not okay slow slow slow slow slow stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop damn it okay slow slow slow nothing is impossible if you pull out if you believe okay if you believe harder if you believe the hardest i'm not gonna lie i'm running out of beliefs yes got it i almost didn't believe but then i believed again the only regret i have is that i wasn't able to get 666 seconds i believed and then i died hey folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till the next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: RrHm4Jc6Yk0

Length: 16min 39sec (999 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 12 2021