I Bought $65 "Cosplays"

all right okay you can open your eyes oh no what have you done connor what have you done hold up there's more time to cosplay as you guys know the world is still ending you know the world may be ending but thank god that china is still delivering these amazing nay impeccable cosplays for us to try on today i'm actually excited because we have some extra ones today now this is the 65 60 65 cost is this 65 i don't know which number it is it doesn't matter i keep increasing it by five you guys just click on the cosplay it doesn't matter the price it doesn't matter cosplay review hi guys this is your first time reviewing my cosplays are you excited have you seen my cosplay videos before i think i've only seen like a little bit like i've seen the memes on twitter are you going to destroy some of my favorite wafers today i don't know if you know all of them we'll see if you know all of them okay i'm gonna go get changed i swear to god if he cos plays jizzery today oh my god yeah we're leaving like we're blocking him everywhere so i don't know what you guys have been up to but i've already been up too much i don't know where the days have gone but i just blink and and they've disappeared what is this says heroes rising well the biggest heroes rising it's mid-october here and it's still hot what the [ __ ] is wrong why is global warming a thing man i hate this you know i used to make content on youtube now i just make stripping content i guess let's get apple bottom jeans on first then those are some dad pants holy [ __ ] let's find out if they hit me oh no oh no no no me it's that time connor's gonna spank you and cause i don't know what's happening anymore oh oh my god my zip was styled that embarrassing twitch live stream fails here i come any ideas who it is yet you guys figure that out ah this looks large large and in charge like me oh that's a that's a material all right okay belt's a little big all right okay oh god this is gonna be so hot okay you guys figured out yet surely you've all figured it out right wow i look [ __ ] awful where are the wings i ordered wings how the [ __ ] do i attach these wings how does this work there's just this one strap here uh okay i guess i'll how do i look it is i pro hero hawks wing check fellas evan can you make me cg fly evan oh god the turbulence is so bad thank god i can fly i don't remember hawks being this sweaty i feel really sweaty i feel like he's too cool to be sweating do cool people sweat i don't think they do how do i look heaven do i look like i save people would i look like i have a kinky fetish the pants i think with the pants i like the pants they can stay these wing things i don't like that i think you should get a new quirk how about his new quirk is he can never sweat yeah flying is cool don't get me wrong whatever have you ever sweated it's pretty gross i love how like when you cosplay as hawks you're always one step away from just looking like you had a really failed kinky orgy with these wings i've gotta save the world well i'm not gonna fight i was just gonna like fly around the area and hope they got scared but i mean if you want to take this endeavors it's all good man you can have number one i mean honestly i don't even know how i got number three i was just [ __ ] the the ranking person i i don't know why they put me number three i said make it look realistic you know like 50th not three you know endeavor has such big guns that he can propel himself why am i on the list i'm basing all of this off the fact that i've only watched the last season of the anime i haven't read any of the manga so i don't hear it from you manga people every time i imagine how hawks turned up to a fight it was like oh my god he's dying somebody save him did you say somebody i'm number three hero here i can save the body with my wings um is there anybody else anybody else with a good power that is destructive preferably fire uh preferably beats their kids anybody like that around here please all right i'm gonna head out all right gamers open your eyes oh it's a [ __ ] hawk from my cafeteria wait wait wait wait wait wait you got you got to do the [ __ ] smile without like break break twitter wow why saying you oh his trousers meant to be that bad it's like a prison version of horns it's all baggy and it makes you look way shorter than you actually are because of how much like they bag on your legs like shrunken hawks you look like a kid who's wearing his dad's jeans shut my wings my little kinky wings does he actually have wings like that no they're like real wings you got dollar wings i thought they were a necklace i completely forgot it was like a chocolate that wings what would you give this out of ten i'd give it like a two a two welcome to the cosplay series where everything is [ __ ] terrible let me go put the next one i feel like my mum has made me wear something to school she's like no connor it's halloween everyone will wear a costume and you look the coolest i promise where are the kiki rings connor wear them i'm taking this off i'm taking these gloves off what is with these oh i i get why you guys cosplay it's for that final feeling in the day where you can take it off and you're like ah now i can get drunk man i miss conventions holy [ __ ] do you guys remember conventions remember when they were like a thing and we used to go to them and we used to like meet each other and have fun now this actually is a cosplay uh that i forgot to wear last episode uh and it actually is related to the last call play we just did so if you're a big fan of the channel you'll remember that we did a costume similar to this last time don't look no peeking evan no peeking ah how do i look how is it well you can't see the all mic is it on the back can you see it it's all might and deku it's not weird why are you making it weird why can't two friends just in a compromising position feed each other ice cream i should like become a america's next top model proof that i can do it uh play the music evan hi yes i'm not broke don't look don't peek okay you can look this is a vocal picot but it's oh my god what that is the most cursed thing i've seen yeah that's straight curse i'm sorry sydney but the bathroom thank you oh my god i like to ruin my friend's day who's reaching his hand down his pants like who's the character that's doing that to him it's all mike oh my god all right i'm sorry i'm gonna get out of this now let's wear the next cosplay already i want to get out of this wait what did you give the swimsuit out of 10 minus negative 20. this is the costume do you recognize it i want to know in the comments right if you know conventions resume at some point which cosplay should i bring to the convention because you guys are going to meet me so you want to meet your favorite cosplay of mine let me know down below surely most of you recognize what this is right i hope so otherwise you're fake now you're probably thinking wow connor that's a really mediocre cosplay where's the mask i can't relate to him what is this oh this is from another video this is not from this video oh jesus that's hideous okay uh oh gee i'm not gonna be able to breathe in this [ __ ] thing hey guys it's me today i'm going to be teaching you guys how to hit the whip and the nae nae ah just ah my congrats now kids i may not be able to die but what i can teach you is how to beat your homies in a dance battle now i come from the moon and we do this where we come from evan's like what is what is happening how much coke did connor take before this all right gamers i could definitely see people wearing that like a convention though halloween costume what are you talking about material is like what a lot of garbage bags it's like the last material you'd want for a mask what is that on his head it's like university hat you know that does not look like a university hat does the mask look good i can't tell no no it doesn't wait why why does it not look good it looks like a really badly like like a [ __ ] three-year-old card to pumpkin it feels good the mask just looks really scary i mean it's he's supposed to be like kind of like bubbly and friendly right and uh you look like you're about to [ __ ] murder some children yeah definitely i've seen many child bodies oh my god do you want to see it do you want to try it on yeah it's awful because like no shape is like accommodating of that oh that is terrifying i didn't realize it looked that scary ew hey little girl what would you give that out of i mean it's reluctantly it's the best one so far i have this this is next some of you might recognize what this is from it's uh if you like boats all right let me put this on oh it comes with this how how do i get this on like this what the [ __ ] is this wow how sexy of me all right let's get this on what is this i don't think there's any way i'm gonna be able to get this on let's pray can we get prayers in the in the description and comments i can't believe i got this on no no no that's so small there's no way i'm getting this on all right yep that seems about right i can get it on about that much this is the uh xl i'm pretty sure it's a double xl who is this a double xl for mickey the [ __ ] mouse and what universe is this considered a tie okay so the money ears on these are very long ears oh okay getting the gloves on look ah i feel like we need a new meme where it's like hey can you babysit my kid he's normal the kid mama lead milk i feel like you know when you get like a game and there's like a stripper skin this is what they look like in my head this is how i envision myself every time i go to like a restaurant and they're like oh kids under 12 eat free and in my head i'm like hmm what if i rocked up looking like a 12 year old hello 12 year old here for the buffet oh jesus christ this is so awful all right okay you can open your eyes oh no that's good what have you done connor but what have you done oh oh no oh no i don't i don't i don't want to look by far the most cursed one more than all might a deku reacting broken opinion even though his shirt looked better than this i'm honestly like i don't know how to look at you anymore i'm just going to see you in the shitty shimakaze hospital you didn't even get a tough would you give this one out of 10. this is definitely worse than the [ __ ] like oh my god i say like this is like negative one million i i need to make a new scale just for this okay well i tried did you though do you know how many of the gin cheese you've ruined for me connor who would have thought that sizes meant for small asian women were actually meant for small asian money i'm taking this off i want to get this off right now i'm done with it i want to be done with it will this come off my ass clean let's find out man cosplaying is real and hard work i'll tell you that gamers all right next cosplay now i'm doing a double whammy today we've got another character let's get it on fellas let's get it hold up is this is what i think it is is this fitting me there's no way oh my god it fits holy i feel so powerful right now why do i feel like one of the generic superheroes or supervillains from incredibles right now all right will this go on if this goes on i think we're in the clear okay how does my ass look chafed that's your payment evan baby this is power that part is unsuccessfully yes yes i feel so powerful right now america america's next top model watch this this is my audition tape it's gonna be my america's next top model edition tape watch this oh please the cameras i love how i nailed miracle but not hawks corks miracle gang riser i can't see anything do i look pretty evan do i look pretty no evan tell me i look pretty [ __ ] no all right gamers you can open your eyes oh this is um yeah i opened the bag and it immediately started doing this what kind of wig is that how much those are those are some really sad bunny ears are those money is meant to be like a headband i think yeah i think this one's crosstalk yeah they cross i think okay the wig probably needs a bit of a bit of work you think so you think it needs a little bit of wood i think it's perfect what are we giving it out of 10. i mean compared to everything else maybe like a like yeah i could have a solid six i'll take that i'll take a six i got a little bunny tail too can you go what a little [ __ ] i'm gonna go to prison all right i'll just get the next last one on all right next cosplay let's get on with the next one [Music] i'm so sad to see this cosplay go it was such a powerful cosplay goodbye mirko you were loved by everyone including me especially me all right we have one more we have one final cosplay okay baby it fits all right when i ordered this guys uh this was still relevant so uh it's not anymore unless season two comes out soon i guess i may not have big titties but i can be your gf see evan i can be your gf no hell though you know i am about done with the sport oh my god no do i look like i belong an anime do i look like an anime character tell me i look beautiful i'm done with you evan fool i would never be done there is still cosplay to wear and dicks to suck this is it really there's not really much to it i wish i could make more jokes but this is kind of the cosplay this is it i don't have boobs all right now this is more accurate to the show my muzaki-chan duh let me give you a pp kiss i haven't watched the show that's how i think it is based off twitter sugoi deca i'm pretty sure that means you're extra large right am i correct sugoi is amazing like amazingly large right that's what it is like my personality all right gamers oh i should have seen that coming i didn't have boobs so this is just coco sensei's mask i don't think you are short enough to because on this camera what why are you not convinced what would you give this one out of ten then i give it like a seven but it's a cosplay it's a cosplay it's i give it like a seven it's so you think it's the best one we've had yeah it's kind of like trying to make spaghetti bolognese you know what i mean it's kind of hard to [ __ ] up all right so which one was your favorite then overall you seem very reluctant to say any of them are your favorites yeah i mean that's like kind of my favorite is like a long yeah this one was the least the one that offended my eyes yeah i will say that yeah well you guys are just haters man you guys are hated i'm fine with that so gamers that's it that's the cosplays for today i hope you enjoyed them i hope you beautiful weebs enjoyed this episode of connor buys things that he regrets and gets half naked for the viewers at home someone's gonna keep you entertained during this global pandemic and it sure as hell isn't gonna be anyone else no one else is entertaining it's just me hi thank you uh make sure you subscribe for some reason over 50 of you aren't subscribed what's up with that maybe you should go and do that right now and my beautiful weebs there is more if you like comment and subscribe right now i will come and give you a kiss on the cheek i don't care what you are where you're from even if that's florida i will come and give you a kiss on the cheek right now if you did enjoy this video let me know down below which of the cosplays was your favorite from this video and do let me know what i should cosplay next the more suggestions the better and i can strip for you guys in the characters that you want to see because that's basically what this is this i'm just a stripper with extra steps and i'm really bad at my job up [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,612,872

Keywords: CDawg, CDawgVA, Cosplay, shimakaze, Assassination Classroom, My Hero Academia, Hawks, Miriko, Uzaki Chan, bad cosplay, funny cosplay, budget cosplay

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Length: 17min 1sec (1021 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 01 2020