I Bought $40 "Cosplays" From China

Wow that is a welcome my beautiful weaves by the time you're watching this I will no longer live in this house I'm actually in the middle of a move right now I'm moving in one week and these videos always take more than a week to fully edit and all that nonsense and you know you know how it be what are we on for tea right now $40 calls plays am i milking this series a little bit by a little bit I mean a lot I mean you guys keep watching it so here we are with more Chinese cause now that we've been getting some good good views I thought you know what we should buy wigs for some of them so we have way too this time you remember last time right when you rated my cosplays you gave me a lot of Aki I don't appreciate it yeah I feel like you really liked it in the beginning I the first couple of episodes that you've done with me doing this I feel like I'm starting to get these sensitized dude you got to up your game said it was nothing nothing was pushing the envelope well I think you gonna be very impressed today without further ado let's begin the embarrassment all right what is this dude I maybe treat myself to a cosplay from one of my favorite animes yeah yeah I did I'm human okay I like to spoil myself is it perhaps true if you haven't watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure like you've seen the art style you think odds it's just a little too ugly for my tastes honestly I would reconsider oh wow that was made for a guy with no ass what oh wow I've literally had to stuff my penis into this you know this is the hardest battle in all of Georgia what both I'm the burton broke off because of course it did I pushed my luck with that god dammit it's alright we're still killing it look at this this is so tight this is made for a plank not a human being Jesus fun fact this video series actually motivated me to lose weight because I saw myself in the original video and I thought wow wait maybe I haven't you know I mean I've gotten better shape thank you guys for the mean comments on YouTube you have inspired me to take care of myself oh you know we're gonna be here for at least five to ten minutes cording means this is a Velcro belt wait what it just stuck to itself but there's no velcro or anything what the hell isn't this belt supposed to like sag a little bit this is not sagging at all oh wow they actually fit up the belt this is first go on the other side well you know I'm an idiot I'm just so used to this being like garbage not gonna lie the coat it's pretty good this could be a bit sturdier and stay up you know like in the anime it reminds me of you know when you like give a kid like a fake like train conducting hat this is what it reminds me of like I'm not big enough it's like actually have the actual cosplay for myself so they're like oh here you go here's the fake version oh you're approaching me yeah they are a pretend my dragon knife over that this do right your enemies about to approach you this is do it's obviously do don't question it right so ah to do that was time to stop right now ignore it star platinum the world I'm a betting man child this is like the first cosplay that I like love wrong no cruelty pets from that one video steal my favorite of all time nothing's ever gonna beat that but I feel pretty good I need to fix this button and get that adjusted and allow my ass to like actually function it looks like they've made my butt anemic what is up with that is this a [ __ ] Joe Joe's reference stop saying that it's not funny I'm so numb dude like I don't know how you can get worse than last time what okay well first I have started off with a good one okay this one's pretty good I think oh that's good right right okay jojo pose I mean I like it that's definitely probably one of your best ones are you actually this time were you taking your cosplay seriously I I was trying to yeah trying to look good this time you know okay yeah I'll give that like five Jojo poses out of seven themes what that's right yeah not bad so far okay yeah I'm gonna keep the shirt on for now so the YouTube doesn't be monetize me hahaha no it's this one now you're probably thinking Connor oh yes what could it possibly be that would you know outshine all the embarrassing things you've tried before it's a good question there's a good question so you know at first glance this is just you know it's your average swimsuit we've done that before on the channel but there's an extra layer of embarrassing but let me put it on first how we get there is there is a god when there's no zipper I think I just give up on life one day I'm gonna have like a full-on emotional breakdown because the zippers just don't work Wow so you know like any good swimsuit this one actually is a it's crotchless there is a gap here I can put my whole hand imagine it right season warn of attack on Titan you're about to join the serve a corpse you rock up to the serve a corpse day one military training I'm still here like this I get it this looks so dumb who would buy this no one no one in their right mind would buy that corner except for you I saw the pictures with the hot girls and the thumbnail and it looked garbage I don't know what I'm doing you know I just thought I'd be happy but I'm not taking all of us this is a once-in-a-lifetime view I wish this was sponsored by Red Bull this seems right up their alley oh this one this one is like really interesting and I'll explain why after you've seen it oh my god if that is that a one-piece yeah yes one piece oh my god dude this thank God you wore shorts you want to know what's special about it as well why it's crotchless wait what the crotch area pear is a big hole the final season this is how it's gonna look like it's just like crotchless Levi's ready to go for the Titans Oh Armand you won five scouts out of out of four you know cuz you went above and beyond with the crotches part I don't need any proof it's it's aerodynamic trust now I'm gonna take this off oh hello come on Williams I'm doing this as I said this is crotchless I wasn't lying let me show you you might be asking yourself why why would you order this this seems really odd why would you do this because when I was looking for the next swimsuit and I saw attack on Titan I was like oh of course I'm gonna buy that and then I clicked on it and it gave me the option of do I want the crunch or do I want a crotchless so to all those those couples out there who tried this out I was oh I'm going to assume this is for a sexual purpose I'm fascinated it is comfortable does this feel good I can't imagine it would feel good with how tight this thing was it'd be like trying to squeeze toothpaste out of a toothbrush that doesn't make any sense what I just said I meant toothpaste container thing what does a toothpaste thing a tube a tube of tooth I'm gonna quit you can't be serious do you actually find yourself to be funny not gonna lie I'm very excited about this one if you've watched this show you'll know that she is best girl and there is no argument about it I don't want to see any comments in section saying Oh darkness is best school cuz you're wrong and we do it at least laggy oh my god they have no gift though I can't get that on my leg what does this go on so far so good I look pretty good I'd say this is supposed to be a skirt and a shirt let's see how that goes oh no no can I even get this on oh please I just want to be best girl let me be mega mean all right well it is literally not giving up it doesn't want to go on me and I can't get it past here oh I actually think I'm good it's stuck I know I've said that before but I'd legit I'm gonna have to cut this oh my god this isn't coming off an exaggerated before how hard it was to get a dress on but that actually was very very difficult I don't know if you can see this right but what they've done is that they've given two buttons of the same type basically it's not gonna work remember I was really excited to put this on 30 minutes ago I don't take back everything how would they do it like this I'm actually so annoyed well boys we did it we got it on if I move even a little bit it'll fall off a Netflix I heard you were looking for a connoisseur live action your haul I'm the dumbest mother or alive you know I have buttons here with the with the connecting things I'm actually the dumbest person alive right now although that's has changed the game now that's just changed everything get Netflix on the phone annex junk this is my best one yet this is me mid midstream it's like I don't know you look like you're trying to bait the cosplayers and to come in the corner it's like you purposely made like a Kona Suba cosplay gathering event just to like get the numbers of everybody and then you show up in this if you watch the video and you see my face when I get this cosplay on it's like after the defeat of knowing I cannot get this off so what would you give my mic on a silver three Kermit's out of two I give it I give it five explosions out of five all right so now I know if I rip this thing off and I have to damage it people will get mad and be like won't Connor I would have I would have gladly taken that that looks really good yeah it actually is not that bad I recommend it if it's in your size but I may have to cut this if I do get over it a lot of challenges in my life we made a Yowie audio book in three weeks we haven't really done much else things that are difficult but this is probably the hardest challenge in all of my youtube how do I get this thing off without having to cut it look at what a beautiful what a beautiful cosplay if any parents are watching turn this off now if you have a kid watching because this is about to get real hot how that really hurt let's not dilly-dally anymore you guys know what this is let's just put it on yeah I like sports what of it your what do you think Connor wow that's a really cool hike you out for you are there we're not done I hate wigs so much which way does this go how do you know with wigs hi it's me haiku that's not the name of the character what's the name of the cat you know hey Google what is the main character of haiku called you know yeah I go right yeah I can jump really high look at this basketball like it's volleyball Connor come on and then I said to him pass me the ball you dumb [ __ ] this is like how tall you NASA feels but in reality you just have 12 years in the show this one not my proudest one but you know it does the job it does the job I'm trying to get all the fangirls you know okay I think that will definitely get the fanboys dude you look like an emo haikyuu boy you look like the emo kid that was put on the basketball team or whatever my parents forced me to I'm not okay this is like the high Q of pity but if it was my Chemical Romance ya know you oh my god yeah you look like you're trying to get all the girls at like a X so you have to go with like an email look but you had to Oh what's a series that all the food Yoshi watch oh I know I Q I guess I'll just go give this like two basketballs out of three it's totally the right sport okey I'm done here let's strip yeah overall not about a cosplay it actually fit really well I you know I have no complaints for that this is the show that is close to my heart it's one of my personal favorites and I this is one of my favorite characters from sideshow is this for I'm so confused I I have a strange feeling of deja vu setting in and I don't want to do this again not gonna lie hi it's this is my favorite waifu from one punch man that's imake you very scary the storm came as you can tell I don't think this fits me I think it's a little little bit small for me I wish I actually has the Esper powers that this character has because then I could magically make this fit me I don't really know I'm having the worst day ever oh god no that's not going on anymore you know cosplay is painful I'm in so much pain right now yes it doesn't fit me yes if it fit me maybe it wouldn't hurt so much but just like the wig the wig is annoying me way more than this not fitting me it's in my face all the time how do I stop this from being on cosplayers does anyone know does anyone know how to do this better I don't know what I'm doing this is my next one it wasn't the best one but I tried I mean it looks like a tornado hit you I mean a what are you doing with these screenshots like I'm trying to pick the worst one so that you feel as disgusted as possible oh no man it's kind of just a mess the cosplay is not even on I couldn't get it all I tried well then I guess it's just an under one rank of although wow I'm sorry I'm taking this off my neck kind of hurts Oh nope you can't tell me this is like pulling and there's weight all over me I'm done with cosplay and quitting cosplay never again oh my god stuck on my head alright so a little bit of a problem it appears my head is too fat and this won't come off oh my god okay only only one left as promised I'm a man of my word I've said if we hit I think it was 30,000 lights I we're frobbie so let's get along oh I look like a frog oh now it's just a normal way get me out there what if prop he changed her hairstyle to this cuz like look look at this look at this right guys hi didn't see you there yeah dude no wonder girls have long hair that's just so cool come John I didn't see her in class the other day can you believe that [ __ ] Oh Chico what up what a [ __ ] I'm alright oh sorry I'm just happy sorry I was just flicking my hair well I suppose I like shopping I like jewelry but most importantly I love looking fabulous I'd be such a good go I want all my to like destroyed smash me you know I actually really like this half of a bag I don't like how it's in my face all the time that's really annoying but like overall it's good I did the thing by the way oh hell yeah fantastic frothy like dude the girls are gonna be calling you sappy I don't know why but the painting of the bodysuit kind of looks like it meant for like a guy I don't know the bot was like really well defined in this outfit though sir I don't know no this is probably one of my favorite cosplays out of these bunch so you know I'll give it yeah I'll give it ten baka go explosions out of ten you just like I'm so done with colors this is your best collection by far is it is it get it on patreon for only one dollar this month's collection just won yourself short well my dudes I hope you enjoyed this video please let me know down below which other calls place I should do if you did enjoy this video please do smash like button it helps out a lot and please consider sharing the videos around is that's how people find me and that's how I keep doing this thing it's a lot of fun I like being an idiot and making a fool of myself but that's all I have for today my beautiful weaves please let me know down below which cosplays you would like me to do in future oh I support do this I should snatch my wig right well if you did enjoy the video 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Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,312,675

Keywords: CDawgVA, Cosplay, Cosplaying, Cosplayer, Cheap Chinese Cosplay, funny, funny cosplay, cheap cosplay, budget cosplay, Funny cosplayer, CDawg, Akidearest, cdawg, anime, manga

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Length: 17min 44sec (1064 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 29 2019