All right. We're checking out
the only game where you can become a duck that's so powerful it can punch its way
into alternate dimensions. It's Duck Life. The concept here is pretty obvious. You are this sad,
gelatinous stick of butter looking duck, and your job is to get these coins
that you can upgrade yourself to ridiculous levels . See this? Running, level zero. Rookie numbers!!! Much like any good duck, you must never
skip leg day so that eventually you can gain all these coins
and look like a total baller as you, I don't know, squat
so hard that the earth gets pushed down, you know, right before you get mauled
by a duck eating log. Okay, my running's up a little bit. Let me see how we do
in the very first race over here, Green Valley, it's basically like a bunch of peeps trying to run away
from a very hungry Florida man. And of course, I end up dying first. The duck shop all your duck
ever wants. You know what? I want a gun so people stop
chasing me to try and eat me. I'm not even a fully formed duck yet.
I'm like a little ducklet. This is supposed to be gold coins. They kind of just look like cheese balls chilling out in the clouds,
which is actually kind of amazing. I love that each time I do this
flying thing, I get faster and faster. I'm going to get to the point
where I'm breaking the sound barrier. So yeah, right now
we're going like 19, 2000, 2052, probably going to be a better year than this year. Oh God. Oh, it's like playing DDR,
but with a tiny little duck being. All right. 17 something
pretty sure I wasn't born then. 21 I don't know how much flying I want to be able to like
do better in life. It's more a matter of what like can
the human reflexes that I well the abused GTA fermented
human reflexes that I have. What can I actually do with them
in the flying training? Ah yeah, give me more seeds. Give me all the seeds. All those yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yes. Oh, God. Keep feeding the duck. Oh, God. Keep feeding the duck, Ma. I'm tired of losing to the other peeps. Okay, now let's try the race. Hello, Green Valley Eights. Guess what? I've been hitting the gym
all day. Every day. I want to slowly watch as you. Different colors of ducklings
fall out pass out in the sun. Oh, I'm actually still not going to win. It's like beak and beak over here,
but it looks like a strip of bacon. Is that the finish line?
I assume that's the finish line. We're all kind of tied. I feel like maybe his beak
got there before me. You came in second. It should be so much faster now. I still don't have any legs really. Like, it basically just looks like one
crooked pipe cleaner. But I guess my crooked pipe
cleaner is just much more powerful than everyone else's.
That pink duck is really big. Like, what has that thing been eating?
Like, it's been all McDonald's all the time? Like, what has that thing been eating?
Like, it's been all McDonald's all the time? Yeah. I unlocked the color juicy orange. Why is that the color name? This is literally the worst color
I can think of for a duck. Juicy orange. I want it. I don't know why I'm training swimming
when what I do is, like, run for a living. But I mean-
What is that, a sailboat. How come I'm as big as the sailboat? Maybe I was wrong this whole time. I'm, like, not a normal size duck at all. I'm really starting
to control this duck now. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the stuff. Oh, God. It's okay, though. I'm going to get everything I ever wanted,
which is Juicy Orange. All right. Give me more seeds. Eat it! Welcome to Rocky Cliff. Okay, now I understand why I've actually been training,
jumping and stuff like Mr. Miyagi. All those instances of having to paint
is fence and wash his car. And, I don't know, like,
walk his dog and tutor his daughter for algebra and stuff like that. It all makes sense now. Yeah. Crazy red. Does it tell your color?
It sounds like an NPC. It's like, oh, you got to watch
out for that guy. Crazy red. He'll take your wallet
and then skin you alive. All right. Maybe the skinning alive is
is a little bit too horrifying. I might lose this. That gigantic pink
bird is right there- No, we came in first. Deep Purple. Right now that we have, like,
a literal ton of money. I'm going to go in here.
I want to buy all these. Yeah, the big ones. Yeah. See this glowing blue seed? It's healthy. It's good for you. The blue is natural. It's the natural color of the seed. It is not laced with steroids. Don't you worry. Yeah, this money
here is like, barely even worth it. You make so much money racing.
I'd rather just stay alive. I guess, like any other bird.
6800 Yazidis through the clouds, 7200 7300. Grab the coin on the way down
one time, two times 8000. Big jump 8200. Double jump 8500. I'm going for ten. I'm dead. That's okay. No,
because my running level is 72 five. Well, guess, I'll guess. I'll go ahead and enter this race and,
you know, like instantaneously win. Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys.
You guys don't know what hit you. Don't worry, though, I'm sure that there's plenty
of job opportunities for the losers. Like as chicken nuggets.
Or I guess it's a duck nugget, technically. Technically, they're not
even on the screen anymore. I am the most overpowered duck in the universe! Aaannnddd a nice glide.... And then we will totally. Oh, I forgot. I trained swimming so hard too. I love the flutter kicks
that I do swimming. The only thing I'm using
this swim is my toes. That's literally
the only part of me that physically works. Although the ducks are like,
No, we're just a giant food source now. I got a hat. Yeah,
I haven't had a hat. Yeah, I want a hat. Oh, that is glorious.
I mean, two more of those seeds. All right, what's low?
Swimming. This should be fine.
I am Floridian, so I should be doing. I should be getting a lot better at this. Plus, I have a hat now, and that really
makes the difference, I feel. Yeah. So, you see, my
buoyancy is a lot better with this hat. That is the strongest bird
I've ever seen in my life. I have a feeling it's just an protein. You know how seagulls and stuff
get their necks caught on the plastic holy things that like, you know, six
packs of soda come in and stuff like that. I feel like the thing with the
the bouy like this right here, that thing has murdered me so many times
because I always think I could jump over it. I can't, I think is responsible
for more duck deaths than anything else. We're going to be so overpowered
like it was bad before. Oh, we're going straight
for the championship. After this year, you're up. YEAHHHH!!!! Yum, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. I don't need anything but mutated seed
and my bowler hat. All right, you're ready to roll. All right. The beginner
races are all done. Ah, yes. The bannister climb
a very normal thing that every duck must do during its coming of age.
I actually flew away like I left the entire map,
and I didn't even use any energy. Boring, gray. I'm not boring. I mean, unless you ask my wife,
then I guess I am. Any time I tell her, like,
what game I'm playing, she's always. She always looks at me with, like,
a sideways glance of total disdain. I am super slow at flying. What happened? All right, well, guess we're flying. Oh, level 29. Yes. Oh, level 29. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah!!! right. I think I could get one of these. There we go. And 3000. Are you ready?!? Are you ready to get out? Like the speed of light. Okay, here we go. Once in a while,
I slow down to around, like, 3000 areas. Finally, I can kind of react. I've got some city miles on me. All right. This does speed through a lot. Okay, I think we're ready to roll. Now, the last time I left you,
I was quite a learner. But now I am the master. Ready to see my flying abilities?
Look at that. Now I just hit the window. I think I just broke my neck
on the window pane. I still want all we can get.
Midnight black now. I kind of like juicy orange.
I almost don't want to give up this color. I may have to pick gray
just because it's gray. So we're going to vault
our way off here, then. Pitter patter, our little feet here. You can see how hard
we're going for the win. There it is. And we just barely got it. I don't know if we can win the rooftop
jumping, but I'm going to. Yeah, we need to train
flying and swimming. Okay. Flying and swimming 100%. Got it. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, I caught one of my toes. I'm not even using that toe. I'm not even using most of my leg. All I would want is a better hat.
I don't even have it right now. All right, boys, get ready to get wrecked. The only thing you're going to see
is the back of my top hat. Yeah. I've been swimming all day. Every day. It's bad. All right. Then my flying skills are also top notch. I do love to just run my beak straight
into the wall at every opportunity. Now, fast, I can run now. This is like. It's not even fair. They're not even here. They're not even on the screen. Oh, they've been walking
across the finish line. You guys finally decided to join me. Ooh, the propeller hat. Absolutely.
Give me the propeller hat. I have to run up a volcano. Totally. A normal thing for a duck. Very average part of a duck's life. Oh, you really did jump in. I hope I get to fly across the volcano. It's literally right there. It's just fiery death over the volcano. What happens if you don't make it? Is this your last? Oh, God. Oh, it was really close!!! Oh, now it's a river. I love how it got all of the volcano stuff
out of the way first. Okay, so I'm definitely going
to need to be a better swimmer because this this little tiny thing
over here, it's like a melted chickpea. It's like way faster than me.
I came in first. I guess I just run so fast
that it didn't matter. All right, now is the volcano challenge. I have a feeling I should need to train
more in order to win this, but maybe my foot speed is just so good
that it just doesn't matter. All right, here we go.
Across. Ohhhh, almost died right there. Can't cross the volcano.
Big running right now. I am a lot slower at swimming,
so we have to work on that. Oh, it's bad. I hope that the finish line is not close
by. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. No. Well, whadday know???
Back in the water. Nothing a duck loves more than swimming
through the Atlantic Ocean. ..................yayyyyyyyyyyy. Like my Duck pectorals
must be massive at this point because think about it like I can swim
at at 800 miles an hour, probably. I'm passing boats. I'm passing entire continents. I don't even know how many times I've swam
around the entire planet at this point, because I see I see Florida over
and over again, like, oh, there we go. Passing Florida again. No big deal. No big deal. Okay. 143 for the swimming. I get the feeling we're going to win. The Volcano Challenge! I've waited long and hard for this day. Now to be fair. We're not that fast
at flying right now. In fact, I can just barely make it across
without being boiled inside of the lava. But once we get to the water, like this is where we were made to be born. or... Well, I- Well, I guess we're a duck, so it kind of makes sense. Yeah. Liberty spikes. Absolutely. All right. As we're going through this, I'm going to go ahead
and get my boring gray in there. Yeah, this duck was totally normal.
While we're at it, give me. Yeah, give me all the mutated seeds. This duck is like Dad,
how come my food is glowing? Shut up and keep eating it.
There. More. More! But where do you put all this stuff? Thanks to your incredible race record, you have been chosen to race
against the world champion. And if you win, you'll have enough money
to rebuild the farm. I hate New Zealand is in there. All right, let's go, baby. The world championship is under way. That's what you get for skipping leg day. Yeah. Who's the better jumper? Who is it? It's me. What's with all the stairs? Like.... I mean, I guess it was good that I did
all the stair climbing exercises, but. Oh, he's stuck. He's done.
Now we're doing a full. Oh, wow. He's really fast flying. I had no idea. Oh, he's really fast. Oh, this is awful. I'm getting crushed him
in his jaundice eyes. How fast he had swimming? Probably pretty fast.
I'm not catching up to him. I completely underestimated
the world champion. Okay, I guess it's back to training. Get ready, because we're going to be
flying the speed of light a lot. Mountainous duck biceps!!! Mountainous duck biceps!!! I can't believe I'm like,
I'm not changing the direction of the jet stream around the planet due
to how fast I'm flying. This is absolutely ridiculous. All right, 61. 62. They won't be able to get it right around
65, 64- 6499, That should be plenty. Then I'm gonna do a little more swimming. Just in case I want that championship. I want everyone to know
about my pink mohawk. I want this to become
like the a haircut for all ducks. And then once I'm grand champion, I'm going to institute
a new law worldwide. No more buoys in the water. I'm tired of these bouys.
Right there. That one gone. See that one there? Little.
This little friend gone as well. They keep the cruise ships around
because I do like it when people look at my incredible. Tiny duck skill and agility. I have a feeling
this is going to be the last training session
and we're going to need 62, 65, 67, 69, Whoa!
74, 77, oh yeah 8,000. And we're going for ten. Easy here. Eight, six, eight, nine. Told you we get our 10,000 easy. You know what? I might go for 20,000. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. That was almost real bad. It was almost real bad. Starting to get to the point where I'm. I'm not sure I can react quickly. 50,000. Oh, my God. Oh, 16,000. Oh, okay. You see, it's always the. But holy cow. I think we just
maxed out, actually. Hold on a second. Okay. Maxed out, flying.
Maxed out, running. Eat all this radioactive seed. It's the breakfast of champions. Keep eating. Maxed out energy. Ready? Three, two, one. Get wrecked. Okay. So far, so good. I like how there's just this fissure in the existence of the plane that we live
on. The duck plane. So I hope you had a good time winning that last instance. Oh, he actually flies,
like, as fast as us. I'm not leaving him behind at all. It's his running that is just no good.
Now, how about swimming? I maxed out swimming too.
How is he on swimming? He's just barely slower
than us in swimming. And we have a new world jet
200. That's a go. Because. Why not? Well,
I started life as a depressed peanut, and then I became the king of ducks. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of Duck Life.
Until the next time: Stay foxy and much love.
