Seeing a Black Woman Naked for the First Time- Ray Lipowski

[ __ ] like their life's [ __ ] up though man anybody that knows me if you followed my comedy career for 20 years I've been doing this [ __ ] you know I married a black woman 27 years ago no I don't want no applause because you don't know what she put me through did you notice that a black man clam not one every black man put his head down he's like [ __ ] damn they think they relate with me like they feel my pain you don't feel my pain I didn't grow up around black people soda [ __ ] that I wasn't privy to I wasn't exposed to [ __ ] like no disrespect any woman in his room 227 years ago I didn't know what the [ __ ] this meant I didn't know what this was I thought the [ __ ] had Tourette and didn't tell me I'm like what are you doing she's like my head itches I said Oh scratch it she's like I am that's not how white people scratch their heads but all right I never saw a black [ __ ] back in the day cuz there was no porn like there is now I hit the [ __ ] free to her phone with VHS tapes and they weren't ours they were our dads we always got caught watching them because we never remembered what he left off it does everybody got a different [ __ ] shot my dad's [ __ ] shot was different than mine I don't know what he want because you rather be technical you had to remember the numbers on VCR you gotta rewind it back to those same numbers I was at 1982 yet and we wind it back to 1982 then came to DVD all you do is put it in press play the only way you think a [ __ ] get caught watching somebody's DVD is if they left it it if you left it in the DVD player otherwise you couldn't get caught and I hated black porn too because as soon as you put the DVD in and press play they already [ __ ] soon as you put it in press plays like yeah take all this dick and I'm like how they meet how do they know each other maybe they work together and maybe they work together you bright define co-workers and by coworkers [Applause] I never spoke the Giada's I don't know if it's different dated only white chicks only saw white [ __ ] because we are stereotypes and myths and rumors about each other this is what it is especially when you grow up only around your people you just hear a [ __ ] I don't know it's true and what's not true so you roll with it you believe it black man was like black woman if you like white man get you white man stop listening to the lie perpetuated by the black man to try to keep the white man down say head [ __ ] like all white guys got little dicks how do you know you're telling on yourself tank what says no [ __ ] like that and I can't speak for no man in his manhood I got a big dick I wear mag and it was black box gold rapper I didn't said he fit but I do the best I can eyeballs and everything went into this rubber my dude hell wears these I didn't get to twist me from the bread and tie a knot in this thing rubbery shouldn't be sagging like this [Laughter] never saw a black vagina it's I know if it's different man they did only white chicks we did it for like three weeks you said get a hotel a new person today I was getting some ass cuz you said get a hotel first time you're gonna be into me you're both of those self-conscious so you're both under two covers got all the lights off you leave the TV on for a little bit of life depending on what's on this TV being showing it's bright dim bright then first time you do what you got a kiss for like two hours man and then you gotta suck this titty for 15 minutes and then you gotta suck this city for 15 minute then you do both titties at the same time for another 10 all that porno [ __ ] on that four place yeah now she wants me to go down I'm like yes kissing all down her stomach and between her thighs breathing all crazy backyards going nuts right when I got ready to lick her [ __ ] the TV went bright that's when I saw a black vagina for the first time in my white life I went from a white man to an Asian man I was like oh she thought it was something bad because he covered it up now I went from a white man to an agent to a perfect I'm like move your hands open it up I'll put it up I want to see it I sound like a rapist I'm gonna rape it sounds like I'll put it up I want to see it now open that [ __ ] up and the tv went bright again I went back to Asian oh she's like what I mean it looks like a steak a lot of you looking at me crazy I ever had to stake any meeting is in here and Jose no [ __ ] all vegan crowd so many fat people in here I'm sick you fat ass vegans to lying [ __ ] fat ass vegan out your fat ass vegan you're [ __ ] liar you ever see a snake it's brown and Ozzy then when you cut open his pink on the inside she's like we'll stop looking at Emily no I love steak I don't fight you to eat this thing or eat this thing cuz you don't like white chicks it looks like salmon I'm like Becky yours ain't cooked yet you need to put yours back in the skillet yours ain't done yet either cook that up what about a little olive oil in about another five to seven minutes yeah Brown that up [Music]

Channel: Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

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Length: 5min 38sec (338 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 01 2020