How To Become Canadian | Russell Peters

all right you guys having a good time now all right so this is the you know we're getting ID other show now you know what I'm saying let me tell you something my parents now have been in Canada 41 years they they moved from India to Canada 41 years ago I don't know how they picked it or whatever but they were like good near dough and I was like okay well maybe when you get there you'll be able to say it so um when my dad first moved to Canada he didn't just want to live here and I mean didn't want to be a guy that just lived in Canada he wanted to become a Canadian and he thought that there was things you could do to become a Canadian like like you just do a couple of things and bang overnight you're a Canadian in it I mean I used to come up with these schemes when I was a kid I remember one time when I was little kid he called me was like son come here here's the thing with Indian parents - they they never just tell you directly to come and do something they think this it's just not that kind of culture you nut I mean Indian parents will not boss you around like that hey come here because they have salesman built into them and I mean no matter what the situation's they feel the need to convince you to do something and I mean and sometimes they'll just take one word and make it sound like a question to make you come they're like Russell come um remember there's one night right my dad was like son who night we will become Canadians I said dad I was already born here I think I got it covered okay but what's your plan he goes sign I have bought a barbecue I'm going what are you gonna do cook the rest of Canada and we were the only ones left no Canadians like to eat the barbecue I go dad they don't actually eat the barbecue but I think I know where you're going with this what's your plan it goes tonight we will have a barbecue in the backyard we will invite all the neighbors they will come over eat our food and think we are the Canadian I said dad if they eat our food they're gonna know we're not gonna Etienne our food will have flavor it's funny sometimes Canadian me white folks get mad at their job hey you don't diss our boiled potatoes right sometimes they put salt in that water so my dad said no no son I have bought white food for the barbecue I go what the hell is white food you know hamburgers hot dogs hamburgers and what hotdogs what what the hell is a hot dog hot on hot dog you know poor dog geurim kutas No Oh hot dogs well whatever fancy name you want to give them and I remember that night you know my dad had all the neighbors over and he was standing behind the grill looking so proud and I walked back the heart in the back here and he goes huh son huh do I look Canadian okay you look like an Indian guy in Canada the but is everybody having a nice time everybody seems to be having a nice time then why do you keep on staring at me well the rice keeps falling through the grill [Applause] this is a stupid method for cooking show me how to do this show show [Applause]

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,002,773

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Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: AQ9UHoKlwT4

Length: 5min 33sec (333 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 14 2019