How is Twitter free? #3

when I get a fresh cut I always eat piece art right after damn a man is looking fresh out here and then pizzahut themself actually reply to his tweet by saying save some source of the pizza musically Walden but you get what the scallop don't expect anything less from somebody who uses musically as an age above 12 this is a grown man here using musically of course he's gonna be a little bit you know in the head my husband is better than yours babe I wanted to like your Pig more than once should I sue Instagram this hurts to read if your boyfriend isn't sending you messages like this your relationship is probably a sham I'd expect that he's most likely cheating on you and doesn't love you whatsoever but in all seriousness this guy is so thirsty and needy and moist it actually hurts this is the kind of guy who will get cheated on because he keeps messaging his girlfriend how much he loves her and wants to kiss her goodnight and how much he misses BAE and the next thing you know she finds an alpha male and he destroys her this is me when it's payday and I treat myself to an M&S meal deal someday another short man of 20 yesterday was map of people that were calling me a Tory and I just wanted 100% clear up right now that I'm not a Tory this even sounds like stupid for me saying this coming out of my own mouth but the amount of tweets yesterday from people calling me a Tory I feel like I just need to say this video right now that is for sure not decay oh so we've an American versus British Twitter page here in the USA it is called can in UK it is called kin not a single soul in the UK has ever gone to the shop for a tin of coke youth doughnuts as somebody from the UK I can actually confirm this I literally don't know anybody who's ever going to the shop and said hey pal let's get a tin of coca-cola please lost 20 pounds boys never proud of myself to be honest this is me every time I go onto skybet oh my what do we have here oh I Selena no she wasn't very Justin oh she's plotting she is scheming look at her face it's Haley Baldwin by the way the woman who is now engaged to Justin be what she knew was gonna happen look at her flexing it Oh Selena you ain't gettin his [ __ ] it's mine my four-year-old daughter tried to jam me up today mummy why is your bra in Daddy's car watch mrs. hit me with a killer side I ain't been in my car in weeks ain't no bra in my car honey yeah cup thingy with straps we all go to the garage and look in car I'll know he's been caught in the act definitely cheating on his missus the marriage is over get the papers out he's going to divorce lil uzi looking like he's so excited to start his first day of school people on Facebook need to be sectioned on some remote island man look at the comments are people really this dense this is hard Sheikh Mohammed a Muslim man living in the UK in 2002 he set a woman on fire for eating a bacon sandwich and only got two year in prison he was released early to appease the local Muslims protesting against his arrest share if you think he should be hung [Music] I lost pretty hilarious in itself an average Facebook content right there however it's the fact that these people in the comments genuinely believe this is an actual Muslim when in reality is actually just a bloke from the first Harry Potter movie should be life in prison fat bacon it would be cheaper if you just lit him up with a simple match after spraying him with some gasoline I think he should have a raw bacon shroud stapled to him man hug this is why I don't have a series called how is Facebook free you should actually be paid to use Facebook because it's that bad when storm Z said hot chocolate and a panini to go I felt that have you ever been attracted to somebody's voice because it's a real thing I swear that's right baby I know you're attracted to my [ __ ] voice do babies named Karen even exist or do they just appear one day with three kids and want to speak to the manager take me to Croatia give a salute Lake what is the first DJ Carl a lyric that comes to mind DJ Khaled woman in Brooklyn New York complaining of buzzing noises in her bedroom discovers 35,000 bees in her ceiling so bees ain't almost extinct there means just chillin in Brooklyn I've taken too many before pictures while telling myself I'm going to start getting into shade so basically I have a slideshow of me getting more fat this slaps your girl's ass what you do in [Music] what boys always ask what you do in is never can I send you money we're supposed to send your money think again unless you obey for real you not getting any bread period this is why you're single no this is why he's not bro Harvard give this man a scholarship I find that I think more clearly at night so instead of waking up early US tabloids and write this paper challenge accepted ok guys that's it for the video if you didn't enjoy please go ahead and check out the other episodes from how is Twitter free it's serious I really enjoy making so 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Channel: Fainted

Views: 135,937

Rating: 4.9079285 out of 5

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Id: T9ybj8_ksyU

Length: 6min 27sec (387 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 12 2018