Horrible Histories Hictorical Viking Wife Swap

vicious Vikings welcome to historical wife swap this is mr. Viking and his wife from Norway ah Don't Cry dear sorry lovey sorry and this week they'll be doing a wife swap with the thralls a family of slaves who live at the bottom of their garden but how will these two very different classes of Norwegians get along mrs. Viking has left her house and husband behind and is about to meet mr. thrall you there ah don't be alarmed I'm just very oakley i'm mr. thrall um you're looking forward to being a Thrall for the week am I heck come on it'll be fun I mean normally to be a Thrall you have to be born a Thrall I'm an uneducated slave so as my father and my grandfather before him the kids will be slaves to won't you blob nose yeah chip off the old block eh oh what a horrible looking boy it's a girl things aren't going any better at mr. Vikings house hello I'm mr. Viking pleased to meet you actually I'm not going to you so what's your name sorry I forgot new slaves need permission to speak don't he well for the rest of this week permission granted we're going to live like my wife now and she talks whenever she likes and boy do I know it meanwhile mrs. Viking is getting her hands dirty as she helps mr. thrall that is daily chores right that must be enough how long have I been digging for now about three minutes three I haven't worked this hard since whatever I've been working this hour since the age of five and it's not just mending fences and digging for Pete it's building walls herd animals grinding corn and spreading pig mock it's dinner time at the Viking house don't have to wear this all the time not just while I'm eating finished oh so how did you and mrs. Viking me snore Aditya pardon it's not mrs. biking it's mrs. snore Aditya Viking women don't take their husbands names all right I was 15 she was 15 she was going through a very messy divorce you are yeah she dumped her first husband because he showed too much bare chest and then my family paid her to Miami this mrs. snotty flopper sounds awful she gets paid to get married she can get divorced when she likes the silliest of reasons and she makes us thralls do all the work for her I tell you I would like to give her a piece of my mind providing she gave me permission to speak of course being a Thrall is really hard work apparently mr. thrall and his wife have to do this stuff every day for free just because they're ordered to buy some bossy horrible old Viking hag with no manners come on it means me it's time for the Vikings and thralls to sit down and see what they've learned over the last week and if I'm honest sir I find your wife snobbish arrogant and lazy but I must say she is quite a looker what well your wife is fantastic at housework she's a great cook I mean admittedly she does look a little bit like rotting meat but then at least she doesn't tell you what to do all the time tell you what to do I only take charge because you're always away killing monks or burning down villages I mean when this last time you were around to dig up some peat or put up a fence we don't need to dig up Pete or put up a fence because we have thralls for that don't we well I don't need to cook or clean because we have thralls to do that too yes good so basically what you're saying is things are pretty good as they are when you think about it not for us they're not permission to speak terminated yeah I agree back to the bottom of the garden you too sure what I forgot how ugly you are oh you say the loveliest thing

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Keywords: Horrible, Histories, CBBC

Id: 1gvRYHUxrhQ

Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 14 2011