hitting people with toilets at 100,000,000 mph

all right so we're checking out the only game where the entire purpose is to build a gigantic fuel-powered lawnmower machine to destroy the lives of stick figures so that you can use their bone currency in order to buy more stuff it's stick man annihilation stickman annihilation is a game where you get to build ridiculous to destroy stickmen in horrifying ways so that you can get more coins and buy better stuff however this game has something that every game needs besides the fact that you can you know buy vehicles with the coins you can also just make your own i saw a couple things here in the vehicle creator you've got windshields and ladders and poles and beams and fenders and then a freaking cannon it doesn't seem that there's any limitations to how many of these you can use except for the amount of gears that you have so part of me wonders just how stupid things get oh but it gets worse when you put things in to mess with the vehicle you can increase and decrease their size i think pretty much everyone here knows where we're going with this i want to put 80 cannons on a pair of wheels and see what kind of points we can generate with it will it break the game probably but that's what we do here all right now before we start all this we need a baseline you always want wheels with spokes because that means that people can get their heads caught inside of them you can make the wheels bigger or smaller uh yeah whatever let's go stupid actually hold on i have a better idea it's like a drag racer you need smaller wheels in front so that the cannons point downward i wouldn't want any of the shots to shoot over the stick figures okay now you need like a floor board here i'm really torn here do i want the viagra cannon or the stubby cannon you know what let's have one of each just to try this out [Music] oh yeah that looks realistic viagra pocalypse you know you've run out of interesting things to name your boards when the name of the board is high stick man see this is the vehicle you start with these are the other vehicles that you can buy rookie vehicles and here's the vice apocalypse so i mean if you have a bigger cannon do you get a bigger ball i didn't know there was a stick man there got him in the balls god it's like a railway cannon on a pair of carriage wheels i can make some really stupid stuff with this game out of the way pleb all right hopefully we can land this so i can take a couple more shots here and by a couple more shots i mean all of the shots this game's complete and utter lack of limitations is going to make this entire episode amazing i've already got 12 000 experience well we just earned 3 100 coins what do you know it's a new record all right the viagra apocalypse needs some upgrades here something i noticed was that when we blasted the stick figures into the wall they kind of got caught there i need to make like a like a plow okay so if you take this you put this here like this there like that and then you get it so that the cannons just barely come through can you just stack cannons excessive if i don't know the meaning of the word we'll put this fender over here because it looks cool throw down a name oh god does it even move oh yeah it totally does suspension's a little wack but whatever nice instantaneous 1000 experience okay now what we need to do is i just need to collect all the stick figures with my plow put them into the wall over here yeah perfect just like this put them into the wall wait for it now there's no limit it can't impulse you can't have either oh god fbs jesus christ this is absolutely how this game was meant to be played i think i think we're not gonna have any problems buying all this stuff i'm not gonna lie the fact that this one is named arc of dead means something we have to get this episode but i'm gonna go with downing up first we'll go in order rejoice stick figures i'm here you know your car is legit when the way that you get turned over when you're upside down is by firing cannonballs are these cars even any good like do they unlock any new things for me to use i like how the crusher part of this car is specifically made to be ball height no one gets to keep their pp on in my presence welcome everyone to the sendy wave all this is is a vehicle in order for us to get more and more experience points so i can eventually put a hundred of these freaking cannons on a car getting up these freaking sand dunes are kind of a pain in the ass i think we might need to add some additional tires to this nightmare what the hell were these guys doing building a friggin ikea table now i'm kind of curious if you can overlap tires all right but these ones a little bit lower like tank treads i might need a couple more tires here i feel like this is a lot of weight i've got like 40 cannons on here there's a car door make one cannon bigger than the rest actually no i'll make one cannon smaller but way fatter throw down a name oh no the wheels all spread out what's happening oh [ __ ] oh my god the ball is getting bigger when you make the cannon bigger yes look at the size i broke the game my vehicle has been launched into the stratosphere and is now slowly flying back down into orbit oh my god i can't even click on anything anymore okay so maybe something like this now that i know this works i have to do this oh i can actually move my vehicle with my cannonballs this is how i create forward motion i have no idea where the stick figures are anymore at this point my balls found some you just yeah i have to make sure that i activate my balls at the right time i mean i guess i can open up the next track okay i need to know now what happens if you use like a bunch of micro cannons these balls aren't smaller at all like some of them are but not all of them okay so if you notice the game try and takes pieces away if you've gone over a certain amount but as long as you just put them in place and then don't touch them it'll save it gotta unlock these boards faster too we're now at 30 cannons all right we're going to 40 cannons i call this one penetrate a kiss the mighty okay drives pretty good oh finally it's got the tiny little ones now perfect that's exactly what what the sh just happened i just went flying the speed of light oh i um i launched my car straight off the board well that's a problem what do you know it's a new record all right marionette it is all right who owes me five dollars what what just happened my vehicle just teleported into the body of the stick figure oh unlimited xp i don't know why it's happening and i don't care unlimited xp i'm stuck in a wall this car that i made goes way faster than it should i think it's very telling that i've already managed to like break the speed of light and also defy gravity in the first couple of minutes of this game give me the fat xp i finally put 50 cannons on this thing and it is absolutely ridiculous 19 000 coins go my ex peter eighty thousand eighty eight thousand xp ninety thousand what's happening it doesn't matter it's 50 cannons worth of agony 27 000 coins all right loop whatever you are oh now you just get to fall on the stick men perfect hey everybody don't y'all love gravity come on come on come on just point downward just point downward damn it there we go perfect hey stickman i got a question for you how do y'all like my balls i'm bringing the stick figures head with me he will get to watch what i do to the rest of his stick figure friends xp go [Music] this board is called the crusher i expect you understand at this point why it's like the entire purpose of this board is to just be as excessive as humanly possible see it has pulsating thrusty things to make my job even easier it doesn't matter though because i shoot 50 cannonballs with every click they fill up every available space inside of this entire area in like a half a second i found out i can also power my craft with explosions as well watch i've shot so many cannonballs in this board that i've created a literal tidal wave of cannonballs it's like a cannonball tsunami okay arc of dead coming up for 333 000 coins which i'm guessing is supposed to be half of 666 this better be amazing okay it's not bad now to vomit up cannonballs all over their anuses oh it's just a pile of bodies that await your pain it's always good when there's just random bodies that fall from the sky this is basically what the weather is like here in florida 102 000 coins in one shot seems legit i mean i guess there's really no reason i can't buy this toilet or maybe this tank i gotta buy the toilet though i need to know does it even do anything or is it just a toilet on wheels holy sh it's like a turbocharged toilet on wheels that is really sad when a toilet rips you and your friends in half god it's so sharp look at its porcelain power every time it touches a human look at how many people are caught yes i might have to open up the rest of these i didn't think this would be so good turbo toilet doesn't take from anyone okay i think i'm going even faster than last time yes lick the toilet seat clean it with your head perfect come on everyone we're going on a field trip to the public restroom this is where all the bodies start falling dad okay considering these non-custom ones went from like crap to amazing now i'm really really curious what the bunk bed and fridge do well guess we're buying the bunk bed i don't even know what to say about this my pillows just shot out like freaking cannonballs all right bunk bed show me how legitimate you are nowhere near as legitimate as the toilet bowl although it is really good at catching the heads and bodies of stickman inside of the ladders and stuff this is something you don't see very often it's a toilet vomiting out a stick man finally i can create actual thrust with my cannonballs this is basically the same as my other creation except now i fire a hundred cannonballs look i'm trying to open up the last level okay don't judge me the answer is always more cannonballs hard road what do you have for me we're starting this with the viagra apocalypse [Music] jesus everywhere i go there's friggin tnt laying around might as well go down this gigantic ice slide with all of my balls in tow oh yeah come on join me good sir i love that the balls just continue to fly down this hill destroying anyone that gets in their way people mountain climbing not on my watch if i have to live in a world of icy depression so do all you stick bastards [Music] i don't even i don't even know what happened here you see this i don't know what that is his body is just imploding and upon itself [Music] oh yeah everyone is just sitting on top of explosives at this point there's no there's no rhyme or reason that any of it in this board break the game 2fb why am i inverted in gravity it i don't know anymore i went upward somehow jesus it's like a wind tunnel of death it's taking all my balls with me too it's a gigantic stick figure i found the stick lord your ass is mine titan stick give me your xp your beautiful bag of organs i found out how i'm going the speed of light one of my wheels is caught on the underside of the board somehow i don't know how but it doesn't matter i'm taking advantage of this i have created something truly awful i don't know how but i got all these bodies stuck inside of my i've almost unlocked the final vehicle the refrigerator just so i can see what the hell it does the crusher has been completely useless on basically every board except for this board where it is god finally the fridge is mine is there any point to it oh it freezes them what happens when they're frozen do they like explode or something hell yes and there's no way for it to tip it's more amazing than anything i fathomed this is not the board for this evil monstrosity though okay this is the place this thing should be absolutely perfect oh my god it's fast everyone gets the opportunity to be frozen to death today do you get like tons of extra points when they explode like this because they're all made of ice honestly the points feel kind of average i like how the refrigerator gets a darker and darker blue the more people you kill with it like it's slowly absorbing their souls give me your souls if you want to keep your stick figures fresh you got to put them inside of the refrigerator well that is just freaking awful and then you pile drive all the buys against the wall well i unlocked the last item and i'm really really glad i did anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of stick death annihilation until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: OCnflUZs1ds

Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 12 2020