-All right. We're checking out the only game
where the entire planet slowly gets Thanosed away before you can win. It's Minecraft. I've kind of been waiting to destroy
the entire planet and today, it's going to happen. So how this is going to work
is as of right now, the planet is dissolving at the rate of one block every second. You can see just randomly all over the place blocks
are just deciding not to live anymore. And it's not just like one block
as in like, you know, the top block. No, no, no, no. [chuckles] It's the entire planet. So what's going to happen is every 60 seconds,
the blocks are going to increase to one more wide, and thus, Jesus,
we're going to see if we can beat the game. [screams] Stooooooop. By the way, I-I'm serious. The planet is literally dissolving. Anyway, like I was trying to say,
we're going to try and beat the game before the entire plant dissolves. Oh my God. You know what would be great? If you guys had some carbs just laying
around or pretty much anything. Please, have-- Yeeees. Yeah. Welcome to the world's most insane parkour. It's like the floor is lava. Now. Luckily, uh, Reginald has the ability to suck it
flying so much that gravity has given up attempting to hold sway over him. I'll be right back, Golem. I probably need your iron. [screams] This is the most ridiculous thing
I have ever attempted to do. I need to somehow be able to make a sword
or something so I can get iron from the damn golem. Stop touching me. Okay, the blocks are start-- This is starting to happen very, very quickly now. Please die, please die, please die. Just die, just die, just die. I got flint somehow, probably
while I was falling through the core of the earth. Uh-huh. Yeah. Please, God. Okay. It got pickax done. Sword, ax. Okay, good enough. Now hopefully, the Iron Golem
hasn't fallen into the pits of hell. Ooh, carbs. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Thanos, don't you have anything better to do? Nooooooooooooo. I'm starting to run out of safe places to walk. Just die, just die, just die, please. Please die. Reginald, eat him. Yoink. Oh, no. Okay. I think we're up to about three blocks
per disintegration at this point. Okay.
We're-we're going down. Hoo. I almost dug right into one of the Thanosed areas. I am going to regret this for all time. Okay. We're-we're getting there though. I've got flint and steel. Oh. Reginald, for God's sake, get out of the way. Oh my God, I can hear it all around me. Just various blocks. Oh, shiiiiit. Oh, sweet. I-I thought I was dead. Oh, super oar. Okay, I've kind of found a way
that I can survive as long as there's-- Jesus. As long as there's water around,
I can fall into the water. Actually. Hold on, let me just stay in the water for a second. So I can do this real quick. Uh, yeah, that, that. There's so many tiles just falling from the sky. Look at the huge amount of chunks
that are getting erased. Okay. Now I have my own water at least. I think that guy just jumped down-- He just fell right down the thing. [laughs] Okay. Um, I think I can probably catch myself
before I hit the lava. Yup. There we go. Okay. And then take the water all the way down. Oh, yeah. This is totally working. Whoo. Yes. Rain down blocks upon me. So many blocks. Grab all this obsidian here too. Oh, shoo-- I almost fell off the wall. All right.
I've got to get geared up. There's no way to do this normally. So we need to find more super ore. This is the most stressful game of Minecraft. If I'm not drowning, I'm almost falling to my death. The size of the chunks that are disappearing
are getting too big. Okay, I made it up to the top. You know what? Doing this in the ocean is probably the best. Look at this. Look at the entire planet. Look at it just disintegrate. Nothing like waterlogged bread. Don't mind me. I just got to make my way
through the hailstorm of death. Luckily, there's a- luckily,
there was a little air pocket under here. Come on, super ore, where the hell are you? Just any bit of super ore. Maybe I'll go down a little bit further. I appreciated that Reginald can swim
a lot better than he can fly. Okay, the surface is starting to get kind of stupid. Okay.
I see water so we can land. There we go. I appreciate that. Now the block pattern that's disintegrating
is the shape of upside-down crosses. If I stand here, I get to eat all of the blocks
as they come down the river. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Can the Ender Dragon drown? I feel like she can't. Oh God, please tell me there's some super
or around here, somewhere before the area around me. Just dissolves. I think I can make it into the water. Wooooooh. Ow. Yeah. I'm a monster hunter. Although all I really did was knock
the skeleton into the lava. Reginald's like, "Why didn't he like the lava, dad?"
That Reginald is because he's a loser. Super ore, super ore, gimme, gimme. Yes. Do not take this from me. Thanos, I swear to God. Okay, good enough. We're going back to the surface. Oh, there's one more. Oh, there's a whole slew of it. I'm taking it all. [laughs] God. Thank God I wasn't drinking when I started doing this,
it's hard enough getting anywhere as it is. Although if you do want to see me drink, you can
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we also have a shorts channel. GrayStillPlaysShorts. It's like 30-second tater tot bites of stupidity. I need to plant a tree, but there's no area left. Reginald, no. [laughs] Oh, shit. Oh, saved. I need your goo, tree. Give me your innards. Okay. Oh, please don't fall. I don't need you, potatoes. It's the only time I'll ever say that. This, this. Yeet. Planet. Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. For God's sakes. Yes. Get the loot. Okay. Got that. Pickaxe, pants, chest piece, helmet, kick-ass sword. I need the gold. There we go and gold boots or chest piece, whatever. I don't care. Good enough. Got to do it fast. Got to do it fast. Reginald. Yes. Yeet. I legit think, oh my God, Jesus, that the area
that I had my portal in just disintegrated. Hopefully, it's still there when I get back. Oh my God. Uh, get rid of this. Get rid of this. This, this, this. Hi, piglins, do me a fav-- Oh God. Do me a favor, don't fall there. Start trading, start trading. Give me the pearls. You're running out of space, man. Oh Jesus. Okay, there we go.
There we go. Now it's working. Perfect. Yep. Let me get a little bit closer. Where are you going? The farther you wander,
the more the potential there is for you to d- to just fall into the realm of the damned. Give me the pearls. Do it. You don't seem to understand the urgency,
we are running out of time. You couldn't have dropped them on an area
with more space for me to walk. Ooh, good enough. It's funny because I can- I can hear the different
creatures as they fall to their deaths. Oh yeah.
We're rolling now. Yeah, as you can see, the amount of chunks
that are starting to disappear is getting ridiculous. Great. By the time, I got to the fricking fortress,
there's almost nothing left. [groans] Oh God, please don't disappear. Okay. Hopefully, there's some blazes left somewhere. Okay. Dodge around this. Oh, over here. Yeee. Oh, they're-they're trapped too. It's perfect. No, don't fall. Are you kidding me? Okay. I think that the spawners,
maybe-maybe those can't get Thanosed. Please drop the rods. Thank you. As the chunks are getting bigger and bigger,
I'm starting to lose frame rate float over here, float over here. Well, you know what, whatever. Come here. Ugh. I have to blaze rods. At this point,
it's just a matter of making it out alive. Get out of the way. Uh-huh. Okay. Got it. Let's go. Gooooo. Legit. The second I came up here, the portal exploded. Where-where-where? Right-back toward the area
where everything's dying. Oh, I just thought about it. If one of the eyes goes down the hole, I'm screwed. I think the scariest thing about eating this apple
is how slow I move when I- ahh, when I eat it. Okay. I'm in the water. So I'm safe. Of course, everything around me is dying. Look at all of the different tiles
just disintegrating below me. It's trying to drag me to the ground. Stop it. Okay. You know what? Hold on. I'm tired of being the only one getting tortured
with this so I have a plan. Hold on. This requires some bullshit. Get out of the way Reginald
I'm killing innocent creatures. Thank you. See, he knows what's important. Very important to see how other things
react to the world slowly dissolving before their eyes so we will see who will be
like the next creature that I will bring on to the team and elevate
them to the powers of Reginald. Ah, yeah. Let's get some cats, grab some donkeys in there. I'll use you just because it'll be funny. Yeah, everyone loves pandas. Okay, go. That's right everyone, it's like musical chairs. Okay, I-I wanna see who can survive
this with the ground slowly dissolving. All right. I think everyone's doing quite well so far. Now, don't-don't push. There's plenty of space for everyone. Oh, I think we just lost a donkey. Hey, you can't go out of bounds. Reginald. Oh, there goes another lava. [laughs] You're disqualified, panda. All right.
We only have a few creatures left. I'm kinda surprised that the cats
have failed so quickly. This-- Oh, my God. This llama's pushing this cat off this cliff. You sick bastard. I was gonna say that llamas are clearly
the smartest creatures there are, and then this guy's two brothers just decided
to jump to their deaths. You guys better learn how to parkour
because you're running-- Oh, there goes the panda,
and this is why they're endangered. I was gonna say, you guy- [chuckles] you guys better learn parkour
because you're running out of space. Oh, no, no, no. You can't come back in. You left. Get the hell out of here. Don't look at me, kitten. Oh, there goes the donkey. We got three left. Now, they're ganging up on the cat. They just knocked him off. Come on, llama. No, and the winner is the donkey. Congratulations, you will now be
the most powerful being ever known. Now, uh-- Ge-get in there. There we go. Okay. Uh, oh, what? Okay. [grunts] At this point, the-the size of the chunks
getting destroyed is getting kind of ridiculous. [gasps] Okay, this is okay. I'm-- I think I'm here. I'm burning, but I've got enough fire resistance
to the point where I can survive this. Hold on. [groans] Whoo. Okay, I'm here. Um. Oh, my God. Ow. How the hell am I suppose to get to the portal? There's almost nothing-- Ugh, Jesus. There's almost nothing left of this place. Look at it. [grunts] Epic jump. Oh, my God. Reginald, get out of the way. [laughs] You've gotta be kidding me. Oh. Ooh. Thanks for giving me all this space to work with. Uh, tell you what, don't be scared of heights. Whoop. I need to get out of here. I'm going to die. I need to get out of here. [groans] Ender Dragon, do me a favor. Oh, my-- Come down here and die because
there's not gonna be a lot of space left. Oh, wonderful. Fantastic. It literally got rid of the pedestal
that she perches on. Hurray. Do it. There's nothing for you to actually stand on. She's just stuck in the- she's just stuck in the world
because there's no place for her to perch. [laughs] Okay, I-- Um. Jesus. I don't know how the hell-- Oh, God. [groans] Come down here. I'm running out of blocks. I literally have to just keep building floor. I just built that floor. Stop it. For the love of God, just perch
on the non-existent perch, please. You jackass. I'm only gonna have one chance
to kill this freaking dragon. [screams] I had to jump and kill it. Screw this game. I don't know if you can tell,
but there's literally nothing left of the end. The only way to do it was to throw
enough zeroes at my Netherite sword. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Minecraft. Until the next time. Stay foxy and much love.
