i beat the world's hardest sawblade dodge challenge

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to eat yourself on top of a giant blade that you can use to mow down the infidels it's stickman backflip killer four because the first three weren't good enough honestly any game that starts like this where i get to mow everyone like i'm trimming the lawn gets my seal of approval so in the grand religion of yeet here for stickmen uh this is substantially more ridiculous than our other backflip game there is a ton of different things that you can do and you get three of them i like how one of them is just a person raising their hand i don't really know how this is dangerous but maybe you're raising your fist with such power that you're punching it up the rectums of the enemy also there's one down here that just has like a death symbol on it it costs 150 thousand dollars super destructive stunt really dangerous three exclamation points we have to buy this not only that somehow you get to you know take tons of drugs and increase the performance of your stick figure all right first things first uh i guess if i can afford it we'll go ahead and buy the anus punch one over here that looks nice yeah i don't really know if this is like the rock or rock and roll but i'm gonna take it anyway i don't really don't know what the hell this is but i'm guessing it allows me to spin faster so give me as much as i can afford yeah all of it and what the hell more height i appreciate that i only have to kill three people this time i think this is a freaking trampoline it is i'm gonna kill people while they're on top of a vehicle don't you leave me i headbutt this one man so hard it ripped his body in half all right let me try the fister here all right now i have to roll my happy ass over to the one guy that got away you can't escape from me no matter how much brain damage i get found him hey buddy look at him covering his ears he's like if i don't hear him he's not coming nothing can stop me from coming actually that you you know what i mean all right so we have a problem here i actually don't know how i'm going to kill this guy apparently it's damaging his feet if i rip this thing from the wheels i found an even better way if i allow the underside of the vehicle to massage my ass like this somehow it drains his strength i think i understand why you want more shield now i feel like you have to use your body a lot you know to kill the other guys please die so i can complete this level jesus hell yes i think he just died of old age okay trampoline number two i'm starting to really enjoy these let's do this from the rolling pin i screwed that up from the rolling position yes all right now from here as long as i don't kill myself i should be able to soccer kick people's skulls off of their body it's gonna be okay all right super fisty position uh uh oh the fisting position actually worked also apparently you eventually get a gun i just need to get to level 16 first i also get one more life to do this so i should be able to clean this up pretty easily if i wasn't such a failure all right get heated there we go that was a fantastic headbutt right to the kneecap get rekt i'm really curious how ridiculous this game gets if we're already you know using gigantic lawnmowers to what the hell i didn't know i could be spiderman uh all right i may have to i think i actually have to like eat myself over this way this is oddly difficult patience young one everyone who doesn't believe in us will die and like i said i gotta get the stunner thing so i need like a ton more money there's only one left and i'm sitting on his friend's limbs do me a favor and die so i've gotten to the point where i can finally utilize a gun i don't actually know never mind i was gonna say i don't know how to use it but i guess they just aim themselves it's like stick seeking bullets all the stick figures are trained to stop the bullets with their face i don't even need my gun all right we got two this time i am gonna use it all right aim down a little bit holy piss i disarmed him actually i i didn't just disarm him i ripped i think i just beat him to death with his friend's femur okay now things are getting kind of excessive 100 sure exactly how the hell i'm supposed to survive this here we go just use the boxes ow ow ow my wrist ow ow i just wrecked that man's toe you know how we cure athlete's foot over here on this channel violence i appreciate this guy is already highly intoxicated we'll aim this way oh i'm the worst freaking shot in the universe i just got a bullet up my ass and it separated my body okay this level might actually be kind of annoying maybe i should just jump at them and knock them down oh john wick john stick eat your heart yeah i think it's time to buy a little bit of this a little bit of this okay i have no idea what i'm shooting at i don't even know where the hell this guy's shooting what kind of gun am i using like a gun that shoots little black holes going up to these stick figures pulling my gun out and i'm like when you look at me what do you see and the stick figures are like a complete lack of respect for physics okay i feel significantly under gunned here everyone else has aks this is [ __ ] uh yeah oh never mind everyone sucks so bad that they're gonna die before i even start the stage can't use weapon all right i guess we're bringing the house down okay maybe i actually just have to pile drive this guy through the boxes okay cool that guy broke his neck this guy's sitting on his ak he's like oh the barrel is so warm on my wiener good let me just head headbutt your knees until you die this is a patented florida man technique to win every fight i wish i could say i'm some type of master assassin but all i did was punch his instep and he died from it i don't know where i'm going that looks explosive probably really bad that i'm sitting on the barrel of oil yep it's real bad somehow i survived i'm not gonna ask any questions i'm just gonna try and do slightly better this time now somewhere in this direction there should be something relatively exploding right about can you please move your corpse out of the way damn it gotta do everything the hard way there we go i could just like headbutt him to death but i'd rather shoot him it hurts deadness when you get separated at the groin okay now i'm gonna wait for his body to disappear and then i'm gonna blow up the explosive barrel with me right next to it instant suntan four men three lives and one gun that spews out divorce paperwork what the hell just happened okay i think that i should just kill this guy ah the dude up there is trying to snipe me i don't exactly know where the hell he is all right i got one life left we're literally gonna jump up to this guy oh that was the best shot i think i've ever done my body got rid of damn i'm still holding the gun just let me squeeze off two more rounds i can't feel my legs nice i can like indiana jones kick this guy all right now i just have to figure out how to kill the last dude i still have three lives left violence got it and his he tried to headbutt me with his decapitated skull one man one life and what is this and a lot of explosives what is happening here oh i actually have to shoot myself upward that's amazing okay now here's here's the tough part i have to let go but then shoot at just the right time to kill this guy ready got him that like a circular saw it can also be a like a metal detector you know what we need hold on uh let's see here ninja 1000 sure do that buy a few more of these i feel pretty satisfied oh it's a gripper hell yes i'm coming back all right and then let go and then oh never mind i don't i didn't actually have to shoot him taking your arm with me is this a booster we have everything else at this point oh my god satan okay sweet this guy's like a t-rex if i don't move he doesn't know i'm there okay maybe i can ninja him to death i appreciate that i can do that was that that one russian dance right just repeatedly just kind of kicked like this all right there's only one guy left i just have to figure out how the hell to get to him all right roll back this way okay do this and then this ass screw this i'll just tackle him to death with the ninja kick i'm giving free massages with my balls i like how everyone's just standing together all right do this there's like bouncy platforms i need to get in on this don't you all die on me hold on i'm coming yeah oh my god there's a freaking blades up top okay i think i killed everyone i'm not 100 sure what happened some dude just like lift it off into space okay so i'm guessing i have to hit these bouncy platforms and get up there somehow oh penis this is an interesting one oh lordy jesus okay i was hoping that that guy's dead body would have cushioned my fall it did not all right a few more of these okay this is a surprisingly good position to be in trouble the sad part is there's still one guy left i have no idea where this last guy is because there's one dude here and i guess there's someone way at the top okay i'm gonna see if i can hold on i've gotta see if i can grab this thing i don't know how i got the last guy somehow i think he just saw how incompetent i was as an assassin he's like this is never going to end so he just killed himself what the hell is this it's like a do not pass area or something right a jump it's a hydraulic press not a hundred percent sure what the what the best way to approach this is i'm pretty sure it's not touching the press if i can all right grab the zip line break my feet get ripped in half i do appreciate that like one half of my body ended up killing one of the bad guys and now he's stuck inside of my giblets that's what you get you bastard satan god i only get one life to do this level this level's insane okay i think the best way to do this is to grab this take up a position like this and then i've got to get high enough to yeah if you fall it's instant death damn it i killed them all but i died before they all died okay but i have an idea of how to do this grab high and then my shots have to be like extremely on point okay oh i just need to fall last did i live yes don't mind me i'm just getting the rest of the money that i need so i can get that final form getting really good at shooting the hell out of people sounds bad don't mind me i'm just trying to kill myself in the most awkward ways possible there it is yeah got it since i need all the money to get the final form i'm doing all these various parkour levels some of them are slightly more dangerous than others getting through these blades spain in my ass but if you want to be pro you've got to do it yes seriously god it's like the freaking spike falls i do all right jump die jump son of a [ __ ] i appreciate also that you get insta destroyed oh my body is dancing a jig on top of the blade oh my god i have to like jump almost straight up in order to do this okay this this yes i have no idea what the hell i'm supposed to do here oh all right go like this okay fall off here roll down this these boards are getting very very ow painful oh god all right i should just be able to fall onto the onto the flag and win kind of elaborate as long as your wiener touches the finish line it counts right jump over the okay jump through the box oh i actually have to beat this box with my head until it falls down the hole seriously you can make this hard on me there we go okay go down the zipline swing release full flip release land oh penis all right grab and okay i should still be able to do this and i missed oh my god the one-handed grab my leg is stuck inside of a human's neck what the hell violence is the answer i'm past a hundred thousand it just takes forever i don't care though i said we're gonna get it and we're gonna get it i just wanna see what it does no stick balls are safe finally okay what does it do i mean i guess i'll just try it on this guy holy jesus you have a spasm attack it's fabulous i don't need anything with this i don't need weapons anymore there's two of them you poor bastard i love how insane you go [Music] i've got to complete the rest of the missions all right there's a booster here so i really shouldn't have to jump that far okay i may need to jump farther than that go oh my god i love how their speed bumps specifically made to rip my body apart great all right jump i have no idea how i survived that oh never mind i know how cocaine well now i get to go straight up that's fantastic all right go here oh you don't go up as fast as i thought you might okay like this like this actually i think i might just be able to jump over this my stick man is ridiculously strong convulsions go oh made it hold on yeah i'll buy the rest of these i guess okay jump flail i had to just hit it with my spine just one thing left to max hell yes okay this is the final level i have every stat maxed we've got the stone coal stunner over here with it i can't imagine us failing right jump [Music] stunner nope oh god [Music] okay jump stun okay ricochet nice i like how it just sends my convulsing pieces oh that's where i have to get to all right i'm sure this isn't the best way to do this but we're doing it with this form i don't care what it takes it's so violent all right jump stunner this i'm so close come on come on yes well we did it with the power of epilepsy we finished to complete all the levels anyway i'm going to go ahead and punch myself to death i hope you enjoyed this episode of a stick man flip killer four i think until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: NCWS3WmzsZg

Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 11 2020