Hermitcraft 6: Episode 34 - I'M UP TO NO GOOD

hello my name is green and welcome back to another episode of hermit craft and this donation of welcome to the poorest hermit in the world this cow is cow what's going on here is it because you lost all your diamonds or something oh I like this is quite good actually anyway the reason I'm here is actually to take a litte oh my goodness sold all of it now I did actually change the price from one emerald because green don't math so well it turns out this is a huge amount of emeralds Wow and all the extra check oh my goodness right that is a serious amount of emeralds that I've got there eight stacks in a bit and have been absolutely cleaned out now the reason I had to change the price was because the impulse actually sells emeralds for one diamond for eight emeralds okay so if someone had just went in here bought a load of the emeralds they would have been able to get eight stacks for a diamond absolutely unreal so it still turns out that one stack was half a diamond or one diamond still green heads everywhere keep finding my head everywhere whoa where the heck did this castle come from now that we're emerald rich we are protected a bit better for when we lose our stuff I was even thinking about being extra prepared by going and spending this all on a new set of gear just so that I have one in storage in case something in terrible happens again so that is nearly a stack of emerald blocks and I've got my diamond block still and this is yeah this is really good this is good stuff I saw a couple of comments the other day on my last video now that I've opened my demolition shop and I've got a bunch of TNT I could use my new powers for good in helping to clear out a lot of this out out okay not always a door there part of me thinks that this is not a safe idea at all but the other half of me thinks this could be really fun if you look here is a big portion of netherrack that needs to be taken care of right up here but this means that we can use the TNT to blow a huge amount of this chunk without having to mine it ourselves we just need to know exactly where all of this stuff goes this could go very very wrong well oh wait where do I go where do I go hey not too bad ah it stopped you know what this could be a really quick way of getting rid of everything if only I'd thought ahead fire in the hole fellas off we go yeah [Music] Oh not bad not bad at all the lover might be a bit of an issue that I didn't think of but I think that this could be a quick way of getting rid of stuff but it's also extraordinarily messy I guess once it's actually all blown up you have to carve it out by hand just otherwise it will be a complete mess but you can get rid of a huge amount of blocks because I mean look at my inventory it's 90% full of netherrack and I just I just think that this could be a really quick way as long as it's controlled and thought-out this could be the way whoa where is this oh you you I've also seen that someone's left me a little chest here that says I'm going to need your help oh no I've only just given this away I didn't think that this would be given back to me or they'd use it like so soon it's only been a few days hasn't it no so this means that false false needs my help with a prank she's not online at the moment but when she is I'll go and I'll go and speak to her and see what she wants I think perhaps while we're waiting we could do a little bit of egging Oh so how have my little chickens been doing oh my goodness this is perfect are all of these full yep these are filling up pretty quickly that's gonna keep us in decent supply I still need to come up with an exit out of here I've completely forgotten about that anyway it's not really my problem is it because it's the man in the chicken costume oh that was so switch we're on the hunt for justice where is everybody is that a name is there someone down there what is oh well hello there there can only be one poor tree man what is this this is this is unacceptable what even is this okay let's have a look treat your chick you can adopt a lonely chicken and provide it with a home it deserves our poor chickens need homeless chickens so in short there are chickens that need a home like what kind of hero would I be if I left these poor chickens to be homeless it turns out these adoption papers are pretty pretty expensive a hundred and twenty eight diamonds oh my goodness and and what about this one how much you I mean I want to be a hero but I'm not made of money poultry man is poor like really poor well I've got his his eggs alright this this chickens gonna give I need to be fed sixty four quarts every cycle of my life in return I will poop outs and so this this isn't this isn't homelessness this isn't homelessness at all this is chicken slavery I tells you I have been bamboozled if you read these books they need they need to be paid quarts and then they they poop out something else this is this is unacceptable this is ridiculous like these these chickens need freedom that being said I am going to adopt Sally because I could always use the sand so let's let's go and have a look at what we need to do so I need to head over to where these chickens are being honed and then I need to do something I'm not sure I I don't know how I feel about this these chickens are being used for something which they shouldn't be chickens are for laying eggs which are used for throwing and that is all this looks like the place someone's already bought this one Sally we're gonna be best friends alright so basically I need to make Sally here a lovely little coop that is going to keep her happy and apparently her favorite biome is the cherry blossom Grove so I need to feed her switch it I've already got a little bit of oh wow it's going in do I have to empty the list of tray or something it's actually going in that's pretty cool okay right now I just need to go and get some resources and then we can start but this place is for chickens but I don't see enough chickens I knew I'd find someone eventually Wren you've just been bought remand oh no I'm almost that I'm almost out of eggs what kind of poetry man runs out of eggs where's he gone I'm out of eggs so I've got a pretty good idea of what I want to create here and it's basically a really tranquil like Zen garden type thing with a cherry blossom tree as the main feature so what I thought I might do is create a big square maybe like here and create what is essentially like a raked garden I'm not entirely sure how to get this to look exactly the way I picture it but it might work with a little bit of tinkering with all of these so what I've created is like this weird garden thing that's like mostly sand I'm really not sure what this is but I have started with a cherry blossom tree here now I haven't made one of these in a really long time but I think I remember how it's all about the way that they lean into or away from something and then the branches are all about spreading quite far but on thin like a thin layer so they all spread out like this and then adding a few fences in there as well hopefully I can get this right that looks like a pretty decent configuration maybe they need to be a bit wider but I'm thinking this looks pretty good Oh No I've jumped in with Sally how do I get out I also think we could do with a couple of rocks like feature rocks they're not gonna go super high up but just high enough to be to look good I think now one thing with trees I've put all these pink leaves on but one thing with trees is that they don't sort of go out like this you've got to remember to also travel upwards just a little bit especially when you get to the center like there that way you can create a feature piece right on the top although I think I'm probably gonna run out of pink wool before I can finish this one and then I can use the carpet here to make it look like a few leaves have fallen and then even mixing in just a block there on the floor it yeah it really works quite well I mean I think this looks pretty decent not bad for a first attempt a few finishing touches with a couple of flowers maybe a couple of reeds and I think this project is officially finished that's it I think that is a pretty good little cherry blossom style thing I think that's going to make Sally very happy indeed and now to set Sally frequently your Sally your Sally's friends okay that's that's how this goes down and we let them free I think I think that's about it right that's that's all we got to do now time to actually claim this Sally liberated by poultry man this has gone pretty well I feel actually I I'm happy with this so this one's mine and this one's cut I got to admit the tree does not look as good from up here at all I mean it looks okay it's just not fantastic but when you're actually here on the ground it looks phenomenal because these trees always look better from underneath so at least it looks good from this angle and looks like Sally which which one of you is Sally they all look happy so I'm pretty sure that this is exactly what you're supposed to do with this and Sally has been liberated by poetry man all right well it's time to go back to the base and take off the mask as we are officially out of eggs ah false is now online so I guess it's time to put on my own head and go and do the prank let's go and see if we can find her shall we there you are so you've left this in my base which means you're calling upon my services what's going on I am indeed well I don't know if you've heard yet because it's new news but yeah there's something at my base that you might want to have a look at whatever involving me sort of yeah it looks very possibly a little bit similar to what you're holding there okay come on then let's gonna have a look let's go what do you want about it at your base exactly uh-huh just go to the purple Oh Oh someone's pooped on your base no wait brothers it wasn't me well I know someone's built me why did they build me I've got nothing to do with chickens I yeah I don't know why it's they ran him right that is oh my goodness what a mess Oh real mess this is actually really impressive well what's even in the chicken in a green costume by renn dog oh my goodness I can put two and two together you wanna retaliate against Ren right for this well of course I've got to you right you can't poop on my base without some sort of revenge exactly you can't poop on your base at all what an awful thing okay so have you got any ideas for what you want to do to Ren I don't I was hoping you might help me out a little bit with that because I mean Ren hasn't really got much of a base at the moment so it's a bit difficult to know exactly where to prank him well let me let me put my pranking face on there we go [Laughter] so Ren doesn't really have a base base right like not like us no not really he's just got that hole which doesn't really do much but he has got the Grand Central Station has he got any other builds that he has made um not not as big as that one no that's that's pretty pretty central ok let's let's go and take a look at it so I've not actually been exploring in it too much maybe this is where we prank because he spent a lot of time on this a lot of time he has pretty much the whole season has been working at this this area actually so yeah he will definitely know it as if that's sure well we could we yeah we could do something here maybe we finished the track for him but we send it on like a roller coaster around this base and then I'm thinking that it's not just like an endless roller coaster maybe at the end it well it kills him I say what we do is we build a giant wooden roller coaster like you get in theme parks and then the end well he's gonna get on it right the first thing he's gonna do is be like what the heck he's gonna jump on it he's gonna go for a ride and he's not gonna know where it ends up and then that's the that's the retaliation there start here and make our way around the whole thing but we need to kind of think this through all right so let's go and get some materials and then get started on this insane roller coaster okay so I've got all the stuff here that we might need I've got a bit of TNT and rails galore oak planks this should be enough to make what I think we're gonna make how's your redstone ability by the way because mine is non-existent mine is pretty much the same yeah sadly we may need to make it seem like this actually ends so what if we make like a decoy finish point so it's not actually connected but it looks like it finishes so he's like lulled into a false sense of security it's quite obviously a decoy at the moment yeah oh yeah quite yeah quite obviously this is not the way it works I think we need to take it all the way up to the center of the tower maybe we work it work it round like in a spiral yeah and then we make it go up and down a fair amount maybe try and do a couple of jumps now false I don't want to I don't want you to get too far ahead of yourself because I don't think this works oh this could have been a very short journey I don't know what this might look like should I give it you wanna give it a go I can give it a go yeah I don't even know I've never made a roller coaster before this is all like theoretical for me all right see nice the Momentum's lost so much there yeah that's kind of like like the jumping out the window when everyone's holding a blanket and this just completely missed I just removed these as well yeah I didn't I didn't I didn't go right well all right test two it's okay go superfast land here and then so we've been working on different parts of the project right now I've gone and I'm working like from the end and you're working from the front so yeah wow you've added should I just get in there and test it for now I think so yeah and then I'll show you what I'll show you what I've been working on as well right here I go oh okay so then it goes back down we know all this bit yeah it punched punched and then we continue nice Oh punched again and oh nice okay let me show you what I've been doing so I think that this should be a slow and painful end for Wren dog so there's this is the hole that he's gonna go into there's actually some string that will activate when he gets to that point and then that's gonna be wired up to to some dispensers which are gonna launch larvae out and he's gonna be stuck down the bottom here which we're going in case in obsidian so he just has to slowly watch as that larva gets lower and lower and lower and lower until it hits him here at the bottom yeah sounds good yeah buckets this is a test once and a test once only kind of deal alright all of my stuff is gone ready captain are you press it I can't press it okay three do no I don't want to I don't want to don't worry I'll get I'll get it when it passes by it's actually going round yes so go around don't worry I'll just pick it up when it collapses by get into mid mid transport car don't try this at home there we go yeah all right this is it for me this all this this whole thing fails if Ren doesn't actually get on it you know if you just if you just suspense us no I'm not no no don't need no I was inevitable Oh the my coats gone there's no string they're false this is veiled so on so many levels and you know what I'm actually stuck down here because it's obsidian yeah I might eat some some rockets or something right actually haven't got those great that's no hey I can make this you know yeah no I'm gonna live and die down here so if I'm Ren for the first time doing this it should seem like a lot of fun and then this is when he's like oh I'm going backwards look at me Ren dog that's that's what that's what he says hey and there you go he's like oh look he's it's even it's even got slime blocks that's always gonna say and it's just going to chuck him straight off the edge you hit this and you go straight down activate it then there's some there's some signs here there's some signs here and then I don't really have enough time to read it but that's I think there might be enough time to get out if he's if he's got an axe on him he can definitely escape maybe oh I should put this slime blocks back this is it for me isn't it is a very slow death takes like an hour oh boy what I've written false is thank you for writing the Grand Central Station rollercoaster if you look above you you will find your destination that gives him enough time to read it and then look up and see what's happen exactly and if he tries to break this obsidian he's and if he breaks this line he'll realize he's he's yeah he's not going anywhere now I I don't know about you but I feel like this is just the skeleton I think we could definitely decorate this a bit better with like maybe some like fake Log supports or something I thought they won't take long to put that together yeah that'll make it look a bit more legit but we can make it look like a proper Mickey Mouse style rollercoaster that's held together by strings and by a chewing gum I think we are officially finished we've added a few support beams I mean they don't actually look like they make that much difference but it kind of helps with the overall look it makes it really we put more effort into this than we did having said that we've been recording this for like two and a half hours now nearly three hours so has taken has taken a really long time I'm not so sure about calling them support beams they're not really much for some kind we are 99% sure that this is going to work yeah yeah so it all finishes here and as long as Ren doesn't look too closely at it it should all work yeah I don't think he'll know what's gonna happen at the end I think he'll be as phrase yes long as he doesn't look down that hole but even then if he looks down the hole he would just see some slime blocks and thinks oh it goes under grow so I think we're safe here yeah I think so all right so I think that's my prank taking care of that I think we are now square that's the deal done yeah thank you for helping out yeah I mean the amount of time it took us I can't imagine how long it would take it by yourself all right then I will see you later that was an awful lot of fun actually I really can't wait to see Ren I hope that he falls for it hopefully there's enough decoys in there for it to work and yeah it's been actually a really good prank I think so we've actually done a lot today we went in an adopted a chicken as poultry man wait no the the the man in the chicken costume went and adopted a chicken mm-hmm and we have done that prank as well I tell you what I really need to sort out this mess look at this it's just shocker box after shock box there's just rubbish in 90% of them I don't need most of this stuff it all needs to get sorted I'm just so late look at this this is just gonna end up being a pile I'm gonna look like a Minecraft hoarder or something I guess that we can get rid of this I really think I ought to get get cracking on this maybe I can make a big box or something like a big storage box here I don't really want to make too many things in the other layers because realistically I don't have a working elevator this room is dedicated to the mumbos mustache removal machine or the mustachioed ER well looks like you're missing a piece of your mustache there looks like I didn't reset it exactly looks a bit looks a bit wonky actually I'll have to fix that but up here I've got two more layers they're completely empty this is empty and this is a weight a load of three layers this is empty and this is empty I was also thinking that what we could do to the base is make it look a bit more natural with some leaves and stuff so I've grabbed a bunch of leaves from these trees on this random island and I'll kind of show you what I'm talking about mumbles done some work here he explained to me a while ago that he wants to make this look like digital and I guess that's happened oh wait Skaar totally did this didn't he he's been waiting on scar that looks awesome I I wonder if he should have used kelp blocks because then it may have looked like a like a motherboard maybe he should try that out the green we may need to chat all right I'll go and go and find false again maybe this leaf thing we'll have to wait a while is she back here at the roller coaster hello hello where are you hey bye oh they were high what's that yeah I said we needed a chat right yeah this is prank yep you know it's meant to be a retaliation for the chicken thing yeah we may have got the wrong person what do you mean apparently I scolded that prank but he signed it off as red I I'm not a hundred percent sure basically the sign that said it's cold and then for some reason it says right now as well so okay hold on I'm gonna hold on I'm checking your skills video okay so it's cow has definitely put his name on it he took full ownership even said it in the video so something's amiss here methinks so we've just spent three hours pranking the run a totally innocent person hmm I don't why dive got an idea why don't we blame a scow for this and then that's kind of a punishment right yeah actually that will work pretty well because then run I think it is go yeah maybe get him back exactly and then we just pretend like we had nothing to do with it that sounds like a we just we gotta we gotta try and write this the way a Scout would I guess uh-huh you know you didn't know exactly how to do that right I've done my best to sound exactly like s Cal hey are you ready oh yeah hi Ren dog is me ishka yo Swedish friend I have seen that your station is not quite complete so I finished it for you myself please enjoy this fancy new system for fast travel yo fish cow yeah we're totally gonna get away with this I think we're so good we're so busted a little bit all right let's be sad okay we are we done for real this time okay bye okay I think that's where we're gonna leave it leave it leave this episode this totally isn't gonna backfire on me look at that looks so cool in the background all right thank you very much for watching everyone I hope you enjoyed this video goodbye [Music]

Channel: Grian

Views: 2,582,338

Rating: 4.9505544 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Grian, building, grian, mincraft, tutorial, yt:quality=high, minecraft, ideas, creative, build, poultry man, hermitcraft, hermitcraft 6, episode 34, xbox, ps4, pe, pocket edition, minecraft hermitcraft

Id: UUdX6CW_58M

Length: 29min 10sec (1750 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 11 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/nnadeau]

The real villain here is ZombieCleo...

[u/MC-noob]

I want to get off Mr. Grian's Wild Ride.

[u/ManateeGag]

Ren was Framed! Framed, I tell you!

[u/snooper27]

So the hermit who takes the ride is supposed to die in lava and lose all there tools, armor, and inventory? Ouch