HELLDIVERS 2 Basic Training But It's A DRILL SERGEANT

right at P for pizza hey is this your first time what yeah well good luck you're going to need it wa what why oh never mind okay show them what you got to dead it's time to become a hell [Music] [Music] diver welcome to the hell diver Training Facility by taking part in this course you agree to wave all the contractual obligations that you sign when you Dro this ship open the gates please proceed forward to the first module it's called crouching crouch under the barb wire okay well done I was surprised that you finished that proceed to module 2 well done Cadet don't look over there that sh highly classified keep moving to the right to Sprint or Traverse multiple objects you need to hold them but do you know how to do that well it looks like you do move forward to B your for now to prevent death or destruction in the battlefield what are you doing hey hey look forward dumbass stop looking at all our resources God damn it over here press eyes to prevent death from enemy fire oh oh no you didn't do it I told you to stay proud all right let's try that one more time Dive Dive well done Soldier keep moving for as long as you move the enemies will not be able to kill you when you're on the ground proceed to module 5 press the button press it come on when you get injured in battle you're going to need to use a stem press the stem button now well done D proceed to modu [Applause] six in this encounter we're going to show you how to use grenades and Guns Over pick up the pistol there's no ammo you dumb well done reload and shoot the bug oh look at that oh now to close a bug hole you need to insert a grenade directly into the hle oh if you do not get it you're going to fail and we don't like failures well done Cent proceed to module 7 you've learned everything stop throwing grenades what are what are you doing proceed to module 7 in this module we're going to teach you how to use strategics strategy are an integral part of a hell diver's life cycle they already throw it I guess no ra watch those bugs burn well done Cadet you can proceed to module 8 now hello what are you doing cette no don't use another one what the there's no bugs there are you stupid God damn it proceed Cadet what the hell are you doing get to the next module stop stop diving go when you are hot dropping onto a planet you will encounter loss of life of you and your teammates proceed oh gotcha he's dead call reinforcements to get him back in you did that almost perfectly for see to modual I can't remember and remember this blue beam means delivery and red me means death how long are you going to stare that goddamn poster diver can you f read the next modle is waiting go and pick up the assault rifle this is a standard issue Liberator this is the primary weapon that you will use out on the battlefield pick up some grenades and ammo and proceed to the Modo why don't look back there oh yeah take as much as you want I guess proceed walk forward dummy in this exercise we are going to show you how to deal with bug holes and bugs in a free roow environment shoot them kill them all you're going to have to throw the grenade into the hole did you not learn anything from before to death the bugs will keep coming unless you seal the hole don't grab the ammo well is looks like you like killing bugs I can't complain about that throw the grenade you f missed try again oah well done Cadet you can for SE to modu 10 now is it 10 now if you are on the battlefield and you need to take out a big bug then you need a support weapon call it a goddamn light machine gun immediately what are you doing diving we already taught you that before you [Music] loser collect the light machine gun and put it on your back Cofe now when you are running low on ammunitions you're going to want to call in a resupply you cannot proceed without doing the module call the resupply well done jerk off if you need ammo it will come down immediately like this every time or find Emma with a battlefield o now grab your supplies and head to the final module it's 11 sir I can count now on enemy planets you will come across terminals such as the one in front of you now hit the terminal enter the code to activate it oh well done look at that you can do something right it seems now in put the code on the terminal come on God damn it there you go now proceed to grab the flag and head towards the objective over o ra for Super H now proceed to the big circle in front of you to plant the freedom on the ground this will be one of many objectives that you get given when you get dropped onto a planet now put the flag down do you know how to there you go o for Liberty this is your final test steal two bug holes and kill every godamn bug you see yeah good toall I oh here they come crunch up crunch up crun up well done Soldier you have officially passed your hell diver basic training proceed to receive your hell diver cap it's just a quick disclaimer by walking py tabl you agree to a lifetime of servitude to Super Earth and you will live and die and live again without returning help to your families and you are not allowed to retire ever proceed to get your stop looking you don't need to read those now seriously look look away you do not need to read those grab it Well Done hell dier you are being deployed immediately proceed to the ship and you will be sent to your Destroyer to start the battle ignore the other 50 health H divers that are attached to this rocket you are unique you are special you are surfing super D in remember one for all and all for one [Music] [Music]

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Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2024