Player CAN'T STOP LAUGHING at DRILL SERGEANT SPREADING DEMOCRACY

r at P for pizza hello there soldiers how we doing this evening you hold on here buddy you're talking to your Admiral here buddy Admiral I don't give a f about Admiral mother I'm a master sergeant we got two hulks to eliminate come in soldiers can't you hear me over God damn oh son how are you doing soldier good sir well done look at you you look pretty you're not going to look pretty for much longer [ __ ] covered with the what might be too much for him it won't be too much for him he's got black armor on you can't see all the blood but with you you're going to be covered head to toe in bug Soldier are you ready for that no scar your damn F what did you just call me scar scar I'm not the mother blind from Blind King dumbass I'm a sergeant not a master sergeant just a regular Sergeant come give me a mother headshake dumb ass oh he's F me maybe you should take your helmet off godamn it you did the wrong one there you go yeah that's right look at this Noob you're level six Eric what's the bet this [ __ ] is going to be the one dying every 10 seconds no it's probably me are you sure white man also what the is your name Soldier oie odinson what's wrong with that are you Nord dick yeah well you also got no dick no dick let's drop oh yeah I'm sure there was no strategy behind that placement none he just got scared and chose a spot what difficulty we sorry I get a little bit hurt I got to call we haven't even dropped yet the reason it's so damn funny you go down ODed son I'm going to be on your grave over I don't know how you're doing it but your mic is really quiet but I can tell you're really intense God damn it can you hear me I mean I can you're you're really quiet I'm turning it up come in can't you his down me I can't hear you over the drop one second what okay now try I'm turning my up hang on I'm cranking It Soldier God no don't do that now you're okay you told me to crank it you said crank it oh oh get back you got biles behind you I blew he one up over yep that happened sorry A1 your mic is on feedback mode over fix that but I'll push the okay you got it you fixed it I think he just turned his mic back off I just it's still fixed it where's my oh my God Commander I'm burning the I'm going for my shield over Augie where are you I need call out I got blood on my shirt I told you it's a is it green ah I got a metal sample oh my God what difficulty is this we're hell why Eric did you is a challenging Eric you mother you're level six you want me to put you on my back and carry you to the extract [ __ ] can you stop shooting bugs and head north no God we got no business here oh my anus is pulsating Soldier is it helping you breathe it is it's like gills on a fish one fish I am actually aquatic I'm a Navy Marine TR sergeant that fits right soldier that checks out wait a minute I don't think Marines exist in this world I'm a super soldier I'm a super a superin super hell yeah WR better you're going to lose me try can't catch my breath I breathe out your ass then Soldier breathe out your ass I did didn't master that one God damn it well you get used to it probably helps in these Sandy environments it definitely does I got a lot of sand bet Twix my feet and butt cheek this is an objective Soldier back up back up A2 Jesus Good Die hell yeah breach to the West there's so many bugs stop shooting me what theie it's my robot robot's got a mind of its own your robot shot me your bullet shot me and your mother sry shot me all right a turn up well done oie oh all right you distract never mindbody is down calling it back in I think I hit him God damn it Hy oh [ __ ] we said he was going to Jesus what just happed sent me to Egypt Egypt that's on another star system Soldier oh Dam we got B [ __ ] everywhere why did you just sound like Scooby-Doo Soldier where's my at pick it up I'm going to cue the computer windows 98 over hey uh Eric your machine gun's over here what kind of name is Eric by the way can we just what the Eric probably his god-given name God gave him that name well God must be a dipp his his mother given name I'm calling down the SSD oh sorry sssd you missed an S I said sssd soldier oh holy [ __ ] grab the sist yeah pop in the shoot Soldier yeah well well done oie you about got squished by the sssd you're going to get a mother promotion after this you hear me Soldier I actually might I'm really close to leveling up oh I have to activate the mation tower I'm going to the mation tower over all right right behind you over here if you need it code up done let's eat ass where's a resupply need grenas right here thank you sir look at that you're a I'm going to promote you when we get back to the ship if we do fogy aren't we the same rank aren't you a master sergeant go fogy you see the number you see the number I'm 30 all right oh [ __ ] are you are you a level 30 I'm 30 I've killed 15,000 bugs you have a you have a bucket what you like to be level 30 on this game you have to have a bucket yeah I do have bucket I actually I bet in the dra the hell pod before I play that sounds unsan I know it's fine we got a new hell poot every time so we just each yeah that is true we do get a new one every time doesn't fill up it's like steo in that you you ever see jackass yeah in the blue room yeah p a that that was that was so gross it's not what we're it's not as bad as what we're experiencing on this planet do you have any impact grenade Soldier oh don't worry just go left of them they're pretty stupid they're like a bull Jesus your laser is firing on me Augie sorry it's okay A I see a tower I'm heading towards the tower oh my God it's evacuation oh God damn it I'm going to tell you Soldier this didn't go well for me last time I think I murdered all the civilians I usually end up killing about five or 10 of them I still didn't get fired though they kept me on the JW I they still sent you back in yeah E1 E1 are you stupid oh you got oh my God don't worry I got him yeah burn in hell bunk bastard oh well done Augie just keep hitting him in the ass what the is that he won his dad call the back up aie oh never mind my clip is empty here what's I calling down a freaking laser freaking laser what Jesus oh my God freaking laser Jesus all right we just down hell on those Allie more bugs in front of us over cooking watch out the laser will go over there too what oh [ __ ] oh God you're on fire Soldier roll on the mother floor if you're on fire yeah I did stop dropping roll only you can prevent forest fires we need to activate the shuttle bait oh [ __ ] that's your Shield saved your ass it sure this you're lucky sold was with demoted you I about do you you just now they got bugs I'm hitting the code over we got a bug breach on my ass an orbital or not an orbital a damn autoentry oh what okay that's good Augie do you know you can lay on it like this that sounds like a good way to die no it does it's good it won't fire on me look at this do you have impact grenades oh no I have incendiary okay that's good enough n don't don't go over there you little I think I lit you up on fire Soldier sorry it's getting a bit hot over here she oh be St burning doggy there's nothing I can do I just sat there and watched you die I burnt to a mother Sergeant crisp oh I'm back on hit the ordinance okay where the doors at all right we got one door there's two doors one down there resupplies right there all right I got the door down south Eric hang out up here we'll go find the other door there's one here I'll go find the other one okay I'm going to queue it up I'll try not to burn the civilians good luck you found the other door oie no still trying to find it it's up here soldier Okay coming I'm going to call in another Auto Cannon well make sure the auto Canon doesn't fire on the spillage oh too late oh my God pretty sure he just landed one on an MF it was close okay here they come how many we got more keep hitting them buttons et1 over there here go back to the door you mother standing three well done there's no bugs I think we got all rid of all the bugs before before we even started and they're all dead this the easiest mission I've ever done e1's under Fire I got you E1 sing three more all right press that button when it's ready A1 bug next to you oh no we called it a bug breach I'm calling it a cluster all right we are done let's go how many smaples we got we got no smaples two do we really only have two it's okay I'll take the hit come on oie let's get the out of Dodge coming up on the machine gun what the is that supplies oh hell yeah y'all are resourceful you know that what is this lmg there's a lmg here don't mind if I to sitting randomly out in the open that must have been where Eric must have died there at some point Eric you [ __ ] Sorry God damn it I'm going to run up here and kill this uh Camp really quick okay Soldier let me know if you need help I'm just going to drop a laser on it hell yeah burn those to democr them show them a bit of Freedom y'all better get your asses to the EAC ow you okay Augie yeah I I did a did a swan dive into the ground oh like this yeah I just like that actually beautiful it's good actually gives you concussion it helps you deal with the PTSD from all the fire Jesus Christ you put it on me Augie what the oh Jesus didn't even know that was me neither I'm [ __ ] I'm saving that I wasn't expecting that scared the I was running towards like a plasma grenade from Halo stuck to the side of you Jesus I'm sorry that was my bad calling it a flamethrower we got a shield Jesus E1 has been murdered I just called it a mother pod on a charger and he's dead you're using those lasers pretty willy-nilly aren't you fell oh damn it my laser didn't quite didn't quite save me you're good get the in the battle get the out of be idiot oh my God Jesus Christ oh Hunter God there are no oh another bad one God to the right oh my god oh oh God sorry Soldier your C that's the impact grenade holy sh God damn it get get to the drop ship go GG man I got to make a phone call give me a [Music] second [Music] la

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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 26 2024