DRILL SERGEANT Meets INSANE ROLEPLAYER In Helldivers 2 feat. @StoneMountain64 | Part 2

right at P for pizza you queing up another mission ST which one we got Nick let's see what we got we got a Geological Survey that needs to be handled just north of our location okay taking us that way I'm not too good with geography that's all right I got Stone in my name I'm just pointing shoot Soldier are you hiccuping told extreme we a't got time for sneezing out here understood said weed not sneeze yeah what what's that I smoke bug ass that some of the spores you found out on Fen reer yeah why did you bring them back this some good what the hell are you saying zipper I said it was some good [ __ ] sir would you smoking bugs yeah I smoke I smok bugs sirods are locked in let's do this thing no more screaming this time strapped in there you dumb ass my feet are coming through my ass lot of turbulence coming in my f reer today maybe you're just not experienced Soldier brace your knees it's like being on a boat there you go got to hold your breath I have a suspicion there's going to be a lot of bile Titans on this map over we got a long Mission ahead of us that I don't see any mushroom clouds out there are you blind Stone you're facing the direction of the mushroom cloud over [ __ ] must be over the hill I can't see past all this fog it's right there all right well then pop it over popping we got a bug breach copy that cover the six I'm working my way up to the geological site now oh there's a b TI over where where got never mind now that's some sharp shoot oh my God thank you sir thankk you sir now we're talking just dropped the 500 kilo of the two Chargers are you stupid keep me covered I'm calling in the geological data analyzer all right got you covered there's a 500 kilo inbound bile Titan copy that another I told you whoa whoa whoa danger close call that out damn it I said it 5 minutes ago Roger Charlie Alpha Delta open your ears down quadrant locked I got a ton of little Harvesters on me over multiple breaches cover the breaches I'm on the objective get off the objective and help your brothers no I need to focus the objective and get us off this rock the mission is the priority well done Soldier free supplies coming in get your material and we're on route to the next survey Point under that let us reload grab some ammo BR Commander to the right over a are you having a seizure Soldier what do you say air ay FM it's a copy it's affirmative come on must be what the newbies say cuz we don't say it back in my day yeah that's right you better catch up I've only got one limb I can't catch up I'm physically unable I got one limb this War cost me an arm and a leg you don't see me complaining oh all I hear from you is complaining Soldier and then and then 20 extra dollars for the super citizen hell yeah I like my premium [ __ ] Roo is down sorry Rico really fire on your position Squad I need back up up here coming coming Squad did you have to drop me right in front of a charger rally up on me Squad rally over I'm moving Stone God damn it we are having our own troubles right now get your ass up here we got a whole nest of them right here we are moving over 500 kg going far good hit oh my god oh [ __ ] I walked right through the middle of that we got another charger look out Stone you're going to get B by laser got it objective's clear keep moving we got War what the is wrong with your controller Zulu you got to turn the vibration off of that thing you don't need it right now I've been trying I'm sorry you could be sorry but that's not going to fix the issue I'm moving in on the side cover me my God Stone what's happening over there probe is in probe is in Stand by we got a t of B down right down down activated well done cluster bomb in oh move wrong watch that cluster copy ier another Buck breach 500 kilo going down run run impact watch your thr you are in my line of fire Soldier get out of there yo God damn it everywhere holy crap I'm overwhelmed I'm overwhelmed got to get charge damn it here we go it's all good I'm fine I'll handle it o ra priming the seismic Pro now Jesus Zulu what the hell is going on with you it's just the rail gun sir it's really powerful you got to put that rail gun away hell no I love that son [ __ ] yeah we need it honestly damn I'm out of ammo I'm almost out of ammo on it sir so it's bomb again I'm back up Stone don't hit the get out danger close at least you called it this time D who w we got another air strike stand by I'm hitting the probe activating terminal is activated let's get the hell out of here HQ be advised we are Northbound for the final checkpoint double door I need somebody on the other button copy I'm on my way six I don't know if you're capable of doing this this is pretty tough stuff are you sure about that watch this oh Jesus watch your head it's five me and Zulu got defenses check that dropy that cover it there's a lot of turbance loot acquired let's go squad on my six oh raw head oh there's a POI I'm checking the POI to the right copy that for Liberty flame never mind STS got a charger on him crack that right leg it's wide open BP that bug b is spotted eastbound run get the hell out of here stand by I'm calling in a 500 stiff you got to move you got to move Let It Come a Little Closer come on perfect oh beautiful that how it's done absolutely amazing turned out to Mr sauce yeah right bug sauce that's what I butter my to with in the morning I think that's what gave me the runs though yeah you might have a disease from that stone you might want to see a medic up that Squad we got another stash right ahead of us here dropping an air strike to open all right cluster bomb out as well back back up clear them out left leg left oh back up Stone Jesus cover me good cover his fleshy bits are open still shooting that mother better stop about that sorry sorry sry sry Zulu if you kill one more teammate I'm going to have to send you back to the ship he loves that real G bro that that was a breaker that was a breaker that time I what die maybe you need a break Soldier take a cup of LI or tea and shut your mouth oh no time to enjoy the samples in the team drills inbound Squad be advised we got a hell bomb do not shoot that he shot it he shot not shoot oh J Wow Wow what did I say there was two of them sorry St you're close on that Jesus I think there was two hell bombs together just then you know is to get rid of unused demolition you know hey unused demolition whatever the that is ammunition whatever I think you've been smoking too many bugs God damn it probably I'm spending too much time in the gas down there we got 27 minutes let's take out all the bugs of this planet oh WR activating the terminal I got you back drilling position locked Titan acting too M we don't got those hell bombs no more 500 kilo going down we could really use a wish right now rug well done I trained you well oh my God there's more bugs for behind me I got your back but there's more coming the other way oh go this way Stone I got to hit the terminal back up you 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that comes with the eagle of Valor decoration 100,000 silver Lion coins and 7 Days of Premium thanks again to War Thunder for making videos like this possible I'm H the terminal cover me I got you go go go the Laser's on me laser yeah laser the big laser bch trying to kill Laser's coming from the sky stay out of its way holy it's on me no it's not it's all good there an unnecessary free watch it watch it what you told me to call them out Stone what are you doing well you got to look alive a little too look I was almost not alive another Crusher bound there get it some Liberty cluster bomb we are surrounded over we have multiple breaches in the AO copy that Crusher Zulu back up oh my God you're a [ __ ] mission's complete soil scan Complete air strike behind don't come my way oh my god well done you got about 15 kills with that one cleared them out that's your PP maybe on this Mission got his ass we got a robing bile B Titan copy that I got a 500 kg ready to go D you stole all the [ __ ] ammo over I only took one of them and I was at oh jeez his hips down he just got crushed God damn rest in peace buddy Rest In Pieces it's whatever want BL TR oh Stone I was having it stop right in front of me left leg open over I missed over I missed again over I can see that blue laser from here it's our right home I got eyes on it moving moving cluster out 10 kills Bey now that's a strike where are you R3 and Z4 get moving back here sir we're on rout to xville Warrior on me he's down good kill ra let's go move move move we're making quick work of this this planet right behind you cotton would you just call me cotton my name is Sergeant gal th you understand trying to fight God damn it it can't be calling people like driving and trying to call but you can't drive and call that's basic Soldier he can't even walk and shoot bubblegum remember he was talking about the bubble gum earlier yeah I'm going too fast oh stalker n up ahead Straight Ahead clear them out another invisible one behind you stiff watch out a nuke right there huh what a nuke oh Jesus said there was a nuke right there I didn't know what you were saying I thought you couldn't talk and walk at the same time this what happening too fast you called it in dumb ass I have big ready to go stupid SP I can't give me colge in Squad let's make our way over to the laboratory on the Southwest copy we got a a lot of distance to cover though charger I'm going to avoid the charger got another one just up ahead of him as well Avid him yes Soldier don't engage unless you have to I got to find some ammo I called some down earlier we got a brw commander West I'm moving south it looks like there's a down Rover here might have some Munitions for us a down Rover yeah I don't know why HQ doesn't give us no vehicles out here I sure wish we had them but looks like they all break out pretty quick I heard a bug breach but it stopped I think here we go got a little more ammo supplies obtained you call call in a resupply there's no there's a ton of stuff here over all right well I'm calling a resupply here anyways what the hell there's a ton of ammo over here Stone are you Dad no I I need the Primo ammo I need frags I need stems and I need rounds my God you disappoint me a thing listen you know how much I paid to be a super citizen I got my arm my leg gone they're going to give me every damn round that I call in sure thing you dumbass you just paid for a premium subscription I don't need no efficiencies we all get the same I love premium subscriptions looks like there's a down glider here we go some rare samples oh look there's more ammo Stone you dumbass an you fill that up with your guns since you're not shooting them anyways oh I've been shooting them I've been shoot I've got an explosive Barrel I'm going to shove it up your ass in a minute zip are you listening to this guy yeah I'm having damn issues back here I'm trying to pick up ammo and it won't do it is having issues are you okay R3 over I'm having figure out what the hell is happening come on sty get your ass moving try and dive moving to deal with a couple of chargers too so but I'm on my way air strike ahead you look fine go go go oh I'm fine now here give me a shot of morphine that isn't morphine Soldier it's a little bit harder than that whatever the hell it is it's an amphetamine it's stated in the description over I can't stand see both who the hell just flip that bug Zulu we've made it to the terminal we got to get this satellite online made Waal radar Beacon over oh you got it Soldier you can get it you got it it's fine you're the rookie you need the training more than I do no you definitely need more trading me I've done a million of these you need to get this practice down I've done two million in one in fact doesn't seem like it shut your mouth sto God damn it I'll do it hey what are you doing over you got a little your little bubbles protecting you there you got to pople too you're take you're taking too long what are you popping my thing for oh [ __ ] you want what's my damn Tower I the tower you get off the tower what the hell can't you knock you up it what's your strength you're one strong son of a [ __ ] tell me when I'm within rage I can't hear stand by they're busy over there fighting the bugs we got to cover them where am I hold tight this is what I was saying you need the practice left there right there hold tight stop it oh oh uh I would get back if I Was You Soldiers 500 Kg on the point a better 500 kg's out what get back get back Jes loing no it's not it's a glitch over it's a glitch it's frozen it's it's melting into the ground what the hell damn Chargers everywhere my yes back up stiffy get out get out I got two of them call an air strike on my get out way Sergeant okay over cofy covering you Zulu cluster bomb out I would back the up if I was you oh there he goes I blew it back out open it up what are you doing to these bugs over I'm opening them up wide that sounds incredibly romantic that's what romance is to you might be a little wonder why you're by yourself all the time I have a wife and three kids you dumb ass I don't see him around too much though yeah I know it left him up in orbit that's why don't take him on the hell probably for the best grab some resupplies here cluster bomb out over don't put the cluster bomb on the supplies who WR copy that didn't do that cuz I'm not stupid time behind throwing run hey firm hit the laser you are clear almost hit your head there stiffy I've seen that but you're fine orbit of laser is taking on B Titan damn down R3 is dead I blew my damn gun up God Dam iy R three blew up you got to be careful with that hey don't be putting on on safe I just got a little excited it's okay to be excited but don't this up yeah you don't want to prematurely shoot your load man I've shot my load on multiple bugs where is this damn Intel no Intel hell bom coming down over I'm arming it I get theg coming online what the doing danger close oh hit that hell bomb we are clear you're lucky it didn't kill me Zulu I know what I'm doing there's no luck never mind I'm surrounded I can't defate the hell bomb over I need you to activate that hell bomb I have to call down another one the bugs destroyed it copy get the hell bomb in oh I still have to it's still cool down two warriors on me do we have another hell bomb available yes coming in just there's a bile Titan I'm going to detonate the hell bomb in a minute just it's coming down it's zero two bile Titans help up dog go go go clear out disengaging the a I got two two bile Titans on my ass stage you're close you ain't got but one now H bombs out boom we're sorry Jeff we can't leave him bucker byself I'm all good soldier look at my health it's full got some more holes to fill here Jesus Christ you don't want to get back to your family Stone I do but I need to save our planet super needs more protection who what I'm bringing you back in [ __ ] maybe you should get lighter on your feet next time what the hell was that calling oh more clusters more clusters another two why are you calling these clusters in there's not even any bug oh there's a b tight over that wasn't fine look at him go oh he is down got him samples reacquired there is a Hunters over there is a back up Zulu we head Zulu come over this way over over this way come on watch this way you need to start calling some directions better than that I can't see I'm God damn it y'all are surrounded we are surrounded over we're we're getting out of here go way eastbound xfi is going to be coming in soon clear oh you got a ton of enemies on you Stone I'm lining them up and knocking them down Zulu is loose with them grenades I tell you what go who needs a shield I could use one okay it's coming down stiffy charger oh you stuck it on it stuck on his head oh no oh no no no no it's on your head Serge it's on your head what's on my hand that Shield shit's fine it's all good I you take any damage over closer bomb look out holy look at all this R where's my sh 500 kilo who detonated that just then that was me it was little vibrator hey I fixed it I fixed it all right going to Q extract I got you back we're ready to go raw 2 minutes hold your balls and get ready for a show sh impact right here everybody needs it where's the enemies call them out I need a direction I'm holding a 500 kilo incoming West West West West all 500 kg is going out back up Stone back it up oh he's not there still walking oh that looks good stuck on him it's right on him oh that was good he already died he wasted a 500 K bomb that [ __ ] got erased he did get erased like my brows are history back up my God another bile Titan copy that setting out another 500 kg timing this perfect oh it got stuck on the charger watch out go go yes oh Zulu Zulu took down the B Titan over the damn right I did [ __ ] inbound watch out Stone oh my God a what the hell are these callings I just expect you to know we've been serving for 50 years together you think you would to learned something in that time go go go I got eyes on pelic one bring the belly down we cleared the LZ good for xville well done get those samples on board well done sad well done well done Z that was a hell of an operation let's go g go here we go work a little harder than others here huh stiffy don't leave me hanging soldier Okay Stone a good operation stiffy hug get found all right let's get out of here whoa stiffy you just want youry out of here on the ship what the hell I have a daughter and a wife well we're heading back so you can go give him a hug yourself oh one last time maggots thanks to War Thunder for sponsoring the video you can play for ab absolutely free on PC Playstation or Xbox today and don't forget to sign up using the link in the video description or B comment to get your huge bonus pack with all these cool items available for a limited time go go go sweet yeah they've loved it dude they like yeah we've been watching Pizza on 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Published: Fri Mar 15 2024