DRILL SERGEANT LIVE ON HELLDIVERS 2!

I'm wasting grenades on thugs over don't waste the grenades on the bugs we need those for the hall damn it I'm scared you're not swimming V1 you're struggling I'm swimming you're struggling give me a hug you [ __ ] godamn I love you we're missing some me [ __ ] me [Music] Jesus Christ oil out robots idiot you doing you keep making me drop my rare samples dumb ass there's more than one charger I repeat one charger watch out Stone Jesus negative creds negative creds there's a bunch ofs everywhere kill hey what are you doing I love your little bubbles protecting you there me holy [ __ ] oh got didn't kill himself back up fell oh [ __ ] hey fell you want to see some night in the morning it's night time it's for me [Music] [ __ ] what is up magots do we like that little intro I cut that up earlier oh what's up [Music] fussies I Ed that perfectly I got to press the button what's up guys what's up to IQ plays artificier b k Brett Skinner Captain COC CES K Demitri Amelia Fatman gaming fear Luca fortnite kid G hippy L guy hooligan 420 oh there so many of you Houston Houston Aries Ian bites J Jamie juli Mora just [ __ ] Kenneth CRA girl nighty Bean Kyler lyy Last Chance Lee right left right black and white Lee p h l up gaming Living Country Lo wolf be a s old Michael MCL but Tucker Jesus Christ Nigel Deval Nicholas pipe you guys keep people keep coming in I can't keep reading it Noah what's up guys how is everyone holy crap you guys like that little intro it was pretty good ah all right we're going to be recording some drill doent we only got two thanks for the members by the way arus and the other fell Tyler Les and five gifted memberships from Tyler's awesome music Tyler your music is awesome even though I didn't hear it yet holy [ __ ] why are there 7,000 people on a planet that's all liberated move over how is everyone going y all good love from Austria hell yeah Austria let's go all right so oh West Smith West Smith the flying bugs look cool I haven't even seen him yet all right so I was going to wait uh but we're going to get some much special in here if y'all uh remember the first video we're going to get him minut if he joins let's see what happens I failed him I failed my I failed my partner after long searches let's see if he comes through we'll give him 10 minutes I was going to wait to do randoms but we'll we'll play with B1 there he is oh my god look who it is the man the myth the legend hello welcome to the goddamn ship Soldier I was stuck in that ice pod for years my God are you good I am perfect are you lip a little bit Frozen yeah I lost a couple lips since we last talk is that you're missing a leg and an arm yeah people be calling me a bot sympathizer I think we should find your limbs in the battlefield we might oh they definitely yeah for sure they're definitely down there I'm sure oh man well I'll keep an eye out for them yeah okay what's with your helmet Soldier you change your helmet you're not matching well what not is it a different color yeah well it's not it kind of looks a little bit off I'm not going to lie oh God I thought it look cool man God God damn it B hold on hold on I hope you're still B1 I might have to call you B2 or B3 or B4 I will never be called B2 I'm always the number one you're be cruel here I am oh there you go there let's go all right we going to search for some randoms and [ __ ] with them you down for that man this armor kind of smells since the last time I used it I don't think I put it in the wash damn we don't wash armor at all you understand hey excuse me you got any children his name is General Brash you you talk to him you you it's General Brash say General Brash I think it's General it might not be General Brash it's some idiot might be General wner General dumbass all right what are we going to do I guess will just search there's only two bug planets you're level 50 now were you level 50 before I was level 20 oh my God you've come a long way since I met you I'm proud of you was a master chief but now I'm a Stull Admiral well done I'm stuck at Master Sergeant ah either way you are the sarge what's a good plan it you know wait um OSHA's been liberated I was just what the [ __ ] I was just here our our major order has been complete so maybe any Planet will do well I wasn't listened okay I guess we'll go to this one we have to tra fast travel I think that's all right I'll hold on real quick oh yeah hold on there we go oh my God it's so fast go it's light speed Soldier light speed so I I re my G again I tell you what I've met a lot of di wits since we played B Cru a lot of di wits I must say when I've been out on different planets fighting with randoms that they they're fing on each other's HELLP pods they're picking each other's strategems and they're all over the place we we need to have an order you keep smack you got the same table you had before that's amazing keep smacking it it's good keep okay all right I'll search for some people I got be doing s while we're waiting dude that was a good little [Laughter] ENT I got to conserve my show them your real voice B one my my real voice hey come on okay um here goes nothing what the [ __ ] my real voice oh [ __ ] this is my real the real English oh never mind oh he's here okay that was quick excuse me pointless pancake and barsy come in over can you hear me here we go B1 he was talking sorry man sorry he's getting a little bit hyper Bary are you there over pointless pancake yes sir hey there you go [ __ ] where's your friend he's not wait is he my friend is he we joined you is he a friend or not he's random he's random godamn [Applause] it come on Bary it's fine we'll deal with it we'll deal with it it's fine he's a mute he's must be de from all the [Music] explosions oh ra let's do [Applause] this you st be calm [Music] down Mommy Mommy it's okay for landing prce for landing okay are you going B2 wait no you're not B2 you're B4 I told a there's already flying monsters I haven't seen these yet there pigeons pigeons pigeons are here down they are worse than pigeons Soldier holy [ __ ] I shot his wig off oh I got a slug boom there you go it's like skate shooting they're everywhere there'll be nowhere soon ground oh Ross wait what's that you bringing it a Mech already idiot take me at them you only got two of them you only got two repeat be calm down be before Jesus these buts don't stand the chance it's okay you're not killing the flying ones but it's fine a charger Jesus just stop him you don't need to use ammo stop him oh [ __ ] J watch out gr Jesus Christ I got him I got him [ __ ] yeah now he's dear oh my God there's bugs flying around they're not even the flying bugs what is going on you B2 what are you doing he definitely can't hear you over God P1 what are you doing are you doing anything I'm showing the pigeons down I can't [ __ ] hit him he's too far over my [ __ ] controller aiming is [Applause] trash wow shrier oh there a shrier nest I didn't know about that P1 do you have communications over I might have to St can you not hear me no P1 not P1 God there's too many bees oh he's dead he's [ __ ] dead soldier this is level six dumbass a never mind never mind zap okay what are you saying zap zap Z zap I'm like an electricity Tower I'm like a walking power line we you can't use electricity when you're in a Mech before you got upgrade now that's why you're be holy [ __ ] W watch your [ __ ] fire my God you're not even shooting anything I just like the colors of the ammunition fly out of my gun well you you got limited ammunition oh watch out [ __ ] oh no I'm Sor J oh my God my leg my leg is hurting [ __ ] off you stupid flyer what are we going to call the [Applause] pigeons Jesus B one or B4 I don't know what to call you anymore call me what should I be called I'm not sure be cruel probably Mr cruel Sergeant cruel yeah that sound about Sergeant Cru it is oh my God I almost got lit up Soldier there's a bile Titan that just Spa in air strike on that [ __ ] oh look at all the orbit oh my God still walking he is down that's right I'm going to [ __ ] him one second I can't get there we go we go God a was trying to teabag him get be careful of his legs are highly dangerous Overkill [ __ ] off you got to make sure they're dead y y Boop what are you pooping the bibity Bobby seismic slam thingy myob thing wow you're full of soliloquies before uh my mind is like an open diary no what is ailo I died by something probably it's leg I don't know holy crap I'm coming back in oh raw oh my God you look like a D Ass coming out of the smoke I live I die I live again let's go I might be a clone I might be Sergeant 2 or 400 whatever deaths I got there's 500 of me 500 and you're one of them me yeah you're a clone you're not a human you're just you're just me uh if I'm you then who's B2 well hey P to who are you oh he doesn't he's deaf we no point asking him he's the other banana and pajamas he might be he might be my God but you're before before you're not a banana pajam anymore oh God okay call had a 500 Kg on the charger over I missed repeat I missed no I didn't I never miss from afar that's like a painting you're damn right a painting of Blood Sweat and Tears green blood lot of bugs coming lot of bug Jesus Jesus oh Jesus [ __ ] off idiot I got two Limbs and I'm ready to [ __ ] oh my God I I miss killing bugs I tell you what with you B before well ever since I got lost a month ago wanding around mavilon Creek however you say it you say mavilon I me how do you say it I think it's malevolent I'm pretty sure it's leveling oh oh my God I don't think I could say it did you go to school did you go you really string soon as I came out the womb I was giv a gun and a backpack and enough I went watch out we got another bile big boy coming in stay there [ __ ] oh I missed it I [ __ ] missed okay I got a B TI on my ass over bile Tien on my ass where is everyone I eat them for breakfast I'm on my way well come and get this this your breakfast is following me around the map be I've kind of got dessert chasing after me he's got four legs and armor all over his body how far are you what are you doing a oh my God he's coming in over this way ugly I see him direct H over oh god oh B [ __ ] I'm going to call you in B4 on top of the bile this is your time to [Music] shine no you got it you got it here I am oh ra well done don't H the legs you're going to die again I'll big roll out no get your toes moving my toes are moving we didn't have to we didn't have to use a missile for that one we just use your the force of orbital in infusion oh there's another bile it's another bile hide hide hide put your [ __ ] ass down get down if we stay low oh they won't be able to see us oh they see they seen us I got where's my light I got no light on the Slugger damn it all right we don't we where's our mission object revolver that's in my hand look at this beautiful revolver I've got oh you got the revolver yeah what do a stor isue right there I use the auto pistol this one the BL the blop that's a high-end revolver that's goddamn beautiful I call it a Glock with a switch it's not a Glock with a switch but it might as well be we got to go north where are the other [ __ ] it is everyone's split up before did you say Dutch yeah now I got a revolver I might as well be called a Morgan who the hell is that he's a he's a good cowboy cowboy I never heard of that they call me bug boy but that's about it yeah oh [ __ ] we almost had 666 viewers we almost had demon viewers demon demon hope I ain't possessed people watching from the Destroyer it's like a TR show what the frig or whatever the [ __ ] the orbital [ __ ] what is that called you want to fight me again B Titan I yield on his ass back up look at the go oh you oh bile down God damn you killed yourself for no reason be uh there was a reason you could pick up my my my limbs and reattach them onto your okay I'll go grab them ah Jesus you're your Shield is under the bile bug oh you got it it's a big old bug a big old bug that I took care of you killed yourself trying to again look that all right got to hit this you up there that's actually my daddy my God that's your dad yeah his name was John hell diver God damn D you did so he paved the way for for hell divers everywhere it reads Liberty Justice and democracy yeah that's what my daddy said when I was bored he punched me out of the womb early I was premature her let's go o I said o ra as I flung out across the medical Wing oh [ __ ] a [ __ ] who who did that who just dat youry that was to you got to throw it suo her before Jesus P1 have you got your finger in your ass what are you doing no it's the bugs I missed I missed that's a sore Miss oh there's so much after me I got to go leave them alone stke down on my position holy [ __ ] this charger you going to die I did what are you doing you kill pizza you ugly weirdo oh no can't confirm that was my Eagle Strike I killed myself come here you big ugly [ __ ] y y'all shoot his ass stop moving bur green juice there you go right in the bum hole do you think it tastes like Mountain Dew I'm sure I definitely does i've smoked bug before a met a feller oh God he crushes it up do you think his name is barnesy that's why you don't talk cuz he drunk the juice oh definitely he definitely drunk the juice oh my god there was bugs flying Left Right Center just then Soldier it's raining bugs H it's rain and MKS I thought you were going to say it's Rain Man thought we already establish established the heterosexuality but you had your socks on yeah wa you still got them socks on that's what I say I didn't wash any of my armor at stinks oh yeah you're right my God those socks supposed to be months old I got to have a bath real quick oh yeah I told you you couldn't swim last time were you better I was struggl oh here he is look at him with us hang on a minute I got uh oh we got a safe hey hey B have you ever heard of a oral strike oh he's made a mistake double hit kloy yeah you better come boom never mind God damn his legs folded like a paraplegic damn it like a dick chair like a dick chair oh we're not even hitting the objective oh we're heading there are you okay P4 you getting a bit uh getting a bit gun is just amazing which gun electric the electricity zapatron 9 you got the new war bond is that the new war bond oh no we're need a war B it's yeah that's y yep yep heang I got a flamethrower I haven't even called down yet oh calling the flatron 3000 flatron in my ass I fart Flames I fart methane then I line up the methane then I'm Flames that's what you that's what you got to do you can't F electricity out of my nipples Z oh my God Z he's on fire look at him all right we're good we're good he folded like a cir toay actor that's a good one oh was LE it was less offensive and I'm not down for it oh ra I used to slug on a little bug over are you good you're just walking through the flame I was looking cinematic you were looking quite cinematic it's not all about Liberation it's about looking good while you're doing it hey bugs you think I'm sexy I don't care you're dying it looks like you're dying B4 you're using UPS hang on I'm cooking them you're coming no never mind it didn't work oh my god oh B4 I'm from Rusty I'm coming back [Applause] down I'm in again oh [ __ ] stalkers that's we going to Nest somewhere God I missed you Bor how long were you lost for a month a month on several did you you seen the robots we haven't done robots behind you J Miss stalker I'm on [ __ ] fire byebye stalkers where is P oh well done there's still one stalker now on private oh he [ __ ] he launched towards me but I got him oh I'm going to call it a re never mind who did did you just call it a re this look at this [ __ ] that died called it a resupply let's go grab his [Laughter] ammo you're a little bit too happy dominate their bugs be I want their green blood spill all over my Walker holy [ __ ] lot of bugs down here over lot of bugs going in with the Eagle St clear them out through the fire through the bug's blood I will exterminate this planet oh you got another back well done lay them out stop out oh Jesus Christ watch where you fireing that [ __ ] Soldier what is a SC buet than a bug scratch is this a new weapon The Scorch coming in I think this is a new weapon oh my God you're not killing much B want I'm still overwhelmed no fire some missiles down quick go go I am a Miss I'm a legend I am B1 oh Jesus oh watch where you're [ __ ] stepping my gosh no B1 my God here I come again oh he 645 [ __ ] he got me laughing like a [ __ ] h a soldier maybe I'm a close of a hener and a I don't even think Americans say hener this is a new weapon I think but it's kind of trash what weapon is it may I ask the scorcher down here the SC I think that's the one I have P1 we got a we got a looks like we got a [ __ ] solo [ __ ] down here yeah hit that B2 yeah P1 pointless pancake who likes pancakes anyway pointless pan pancakes I don't like pancakes I like Flapjacks whatever oh my god oh back up back up there we go oh [ __ ] I like bug bra on toast I like smoking fck ass oh [ __ ] there's a few of them I'm on fire Shake It Off shake it off they teach you in the tutorial Soldier oh never mind boom they're behind us oh no boom boom boom boom I'm a fire again a jum to and roll oh my God you're okay I I got your back go go go oh all right activate that [ __ ] B2 be useful you ain't speaking B wait was it P1 or B2 that was speaking I think it was P1 Pate was talking pancake you got C you [ __ ] yes sir that's oh my God that's the CH you've been following this blown wolf who do you think you are some sort of hero no sir good oh watch the hell out B oh my God never mind 5 100 kg coming down on blay Titan I will fire again oh Jesus oh my God B4 is Expendable over here I come again there's another pile we got two pile coming in over 500 kg com down on the DL go through oh ra boom there you go [ __ ] he's still alive he's still alive I get out of there P1 a redeployed that's what happens when you get it okay bile Titan's been infected over dead eyes ready it's High Noon pow pow bop boom come did you say it's High Noon it's high noon so I think that that's copyrighted that one I think someone's already patented that comeback uh um it's 12:00 it's oh [ __ ] it's quarter P three come it's 3:30 p.m. it's Dawn it's it's it's low Dawn time it's mid morning now what is that purple thing over there you see this purple thing is it that oh what is that that is a missing texture over that is a missing texture Matrix what the H hell Matrix you just shot it no okay it's good what the [ __ ] I'm okay you're you're all right is this of your family no no it's not my arm my arm wasn't purple they actually might have been after after the Decay boom all right I'm quick shotting them damn this slug D face I'm like M cing oh well Mike who Mike Tyson I'm the greatest heavyweight champion in the world Mike Tyson po po holy [ __ ] he just Channel Mike Tyson oh my God watch out oh all right that's a lot of bug kill don't shine that in my face B Bridge oh I just burped you hear that big cuz I ate some bug leg just before I could smell it you can what does it smell like pizza what I'm so funny that was stupid don't make stupid jokes come here nope take that generator back back off nope not happening we're going to have a game of tag come here okay you know what you know what hang on hang on stop stop stop H got stop stop I'll drop this let's fight like a man all right where you going where you go you don't run from a battle ah well looks like you you lost that one before you I am the one that can be reborn I can also be reborn like I said we're all all Expendable before come here come here I'm out for Revenge you got a bounty on your head Mister you ran away you ran away don't chase me stay out of this bugs this is between me and him a here Sho Sho oh my God sh oh super F [ __ ] y y oh I'm sweating are you sweating it's pretty hot on this planet might have to take some of my armor off wait a that's dangerous you're going to be attacked from every angle including your wing my glorious British body will stun the aliens in their place strike on your position didn't see the bio we are going to need a reinforcement over we're [ __ ] footing around in the AO how did I miss that here I am again back for another keeping look that was my first death was a [ __ ] surprise bile samples I love samples like when you go to the the supermarket you get a sample is that what you're talking about I love got little little food stick yeah perfume I'm coming this charger biry you dare leave here without us you better stay there man is he extracting what is he doing a I am covered in bugs let's go go go oh God I got a snail trail behind me a snail Trail for the bugs I think these are more like beetles less like snails before what kind of [ __ ] snails are you looking at uh down in England it's a bit different how are you from England I thought you were from Kentucky family genetics all right let's go go go this is what this was an easy effect right here it's so nice to see you Pelican one you just waiting to oh my [ __ ] god boom what the [ __ ] was that pancake you think that was funny [ __ ] around I hope that pancake of yours is burnt I'm going to [ __ ] all the pancake and ser it to you Chocolate Starfish well done gentlemen five stars oh that ain't five that's four oh my God can you [ __ ] care God can you count Soldier what the hell uh I can't speak I can't Sayan Creek whatever it is you said it you said it four times just that do I yeah God done done you passed fifth grade dumbass how might need to go back to first first grade first grade mean you don't know how words work gooo Gaga what the [ __ ] was pancake doing here already and I can't do that what the that is weird let's look at the stats oh it did the worst let's not look at the stats well as the legendary B1 I must have done the greatest ggp1 look at that what what my Armor's in the store is it it goddamn is hang on a minute what if I buy it I have it as well actually hang on let me swap to it sergant I got to go you got to go give me a hug oh insinc hug I like it sick I'll see you later pancake that was GG fell see you later guys did one [ __ ] mission [ __ ] One mission diabolical absolutely diabolic let's go back be cruel all right dude ah dude's a legend he uh probably has to go to bed soon but we'll play through a little bit more I think and then I'll get some random games hella of fun oh [ __ ] cold look at me let's get him back oh my God my coffee he's probably sweating cuz I am we just went hard hope you guys are enjoying bup chup yeah we'll never meet bup chup again I got another video with a guy named ore Odin son that's coming soon it was very funny what way do you mean what way do I what mean uh Dr Sergeant is British now I'm Australian offshoot of Britain I was a prisoner of War I gotta put my fan on thank you Andy enjoy now that's an understatement of the century greetings Bion I'll be playing with azers too did I invite him oh something open up no never mind oh hellmers back up hell yeah we'll do hm maybe and then um some other stuff I think is he going or we'll see yeah when a reef when when as Asis hits me up we'll be playing I'm bad at this I'm on controller if I lose it's your fault it's not mine on PC I'm way better oh you distracted me B1 I was trying to play Str of hero Sor took me quite a while to get out of that frigerator I pod hey what happened oh [ __ ] I'm distracted stuck I'm just don't stand there don't stand there get out the way get out the [ __ ] that's a really cool looking game that's a cool looking game I just going to hang on just get cool man that's look so cool b w sh all right all right my God maybe you do need to go back to R school left right stop saying things sir I'm working under pressure here working under pressure no no that was the highest score I got 2 49 you go you bastard ladies and gentlemen watch the master at his work you ready for this watch the fingers ready what holy [ __ ] oh well what you got going on here I can't see what is it working God damn [Applause] it bro you [ __ ] [ __ ] energy is [Laughter] insane God you're a legend bro you're a [ __ ] Legend ever since we first met I got disconnected that first time I was like [ __ ] I I I will admit I had no clue that you were a um YouTuber I thought you were just some random guy just literally having the same energy as me like with with my friends like I'm literally I'm I'm the crazy guy literally I'm just out of control and I was I was I was in the party with him just one night and I I just I I heard you just go oh everyone I was like oh my God this guy's literally the same energy as me so I thought screw it l is my last game before I come off for like work and everything I thought let's make this a night to remember and oh that that was amazing that was amazing that was my that was was like the first time I was recording too on that like game so it was [ __ ] it was nuts oh first oh man yeah first day yeah first that is insane insane in death [ __ ] hell uh so what are you are you good with playing more or you want to go to bed I I could probably do maybe one or two more one or two more two more all right all right all right I like it on if my uh girlfriend starts to text me and say keep it down but um other than that I think I'm actually all right all right well you just let me know we uh hm opened up so go there we're going to hilm again [ __ ] o I want some flame why don't we step up the difficulty of bit it's getting a bit stale don't you think oh eight yep eight I'm quaking in my boots oh look at hell I love hell it's [ __ ] but I love it I like the red little ring thing in the planet red little ring that's asteroids now look at that look at that lovely beam in the out in the reflection it's asteroids they're asteroids either way they're beautiful asteroids they're godamn beautiful all right let's search I think we'll find an impossible game so this is going to be [ __ ] man let's it go let's go I have a drink they try to cool down for a bit oh yeah that's one thing I didn't do I didn't bring a drink with me mhm what the hell we got a soldier stuck behind the thing here he's stuck look Soldier you're not allowed entry unless you got big [ __ ] you can't come through here you want a hug it's he stuck in the fridge you got to is he just Frozen hang on come over here I'll give you a hug come over here zombie do the hug thing come on we'll get you Soldier come over here come closer can you come closer well snooze you lose oh we're being rushed rush to deployment I'm ready I like being rushed I don't like being rushed I do not I'm not I'm scared H I'll get him back we got to zip back and forth between stuff how is everyone you guys good oh is everyone say hey okay hey okay spam anything I don't I don't think you can't spam but just type type something if you want I don't give a [ __ ] hey okay oh there we go there's not a lot of uh delay on that stream I like that try B1 you want guys want to spam B1 for this [ __ ] Legend B1 o ra B1 is the goddamn OG here we go there he is you see the chat B one I need to stop getting in that fridge that's so cold that is how we transport we H the I'm like a t tuna you're a tuna yep you smell like it too you fishy bastard I chased my armor it's clean you didn't change your socks though how did you tell I know everything about you son everything everything everything I know that your wife divorced you oh oh oh full level 50 stack except for me what the hell hey soldiers coming what the hell he's he's you're missing your armor Soldier what's going on with you did you see a Flo there it's it's a man he's got no armor he's just a floating head and a gun now just because you're jealous cuz you're missing an arm and a leg and he's got a full body don't mean you need to insult him what but I'm confused is that what we are underneath we're just nothing well he's got a body on in my helmet do you need to change helmets have you clean change helmets I don't know what the [ __ ] is wrong with you amadas or is it just I don't know are you guys talking you got CS or no do you have CS in your headsets these [ __ ] are mute talk godamn it talk he's straight in the hellot I don't think so gentlemen we're not doing impossible mission without some Communications how can you expect to do that without communicating that's nuts oh I know you got CS Feller we're getting randoms I might play with some people lat up if I have enough energy he's going to act again that he's coming through the [ __ ] uh the cryo chamber you watch totally C without comms yeah but I'd rather not people just do their own thing I know online players watch this St doing it oh you stop I was expecting you to do the little freezy thing oh there we go what if we what we try some robots yeah robots yeah let's try that well I wanted to get one game on Impossible bugs and then do robots if we've got enough balls to do that do you have hell dive bugs I do not have hell dive do you I have hell dive yeah I want to survive yeah get wed I don't want to get I don't want to look like a [ __ ] I got to slay the bugs what the hell hey soldiers come in can you hear me over nasty Dolan chainsaw do nope oh no I [Music] crashed God damn it don't look at it I've been playing Jedi Survivor game is awesome by the way top game I'm a fan of storks don't look at it don't look at my game Library I got a little funny video uh that I'm going to make as well um where I um you guys know the training the beginning training thing where the guy's yelling at you from the microphone I'm going to I cut out the audio recorded it on PC and I'm going to put sge like yelling at the tutorial so uh look out for that that'll be a fun one rich be one yeah I had that idea cuz I was playing the PC version CU I got the PC as well but I had to restart my level on that so this is my life be cruel out and in out and in out and in it's so [Laughter] cold you're a [ __ ] Legend all right here I am let's try again boom boom play Str hero we're about to leave boom boom boom boom boom [ __ ] boom boom oh [ __ ] boom boom boom oh man holy crap dude L Blaze come in can you hear me over can you blaze the warm loving of my heart oh [ __ ] it's Dudley he's hopping in the hell pod look at him go they're so Keen Dudley D are you there over you got CS he's hugging Dudley Dudley God damn it if you go get a Mike I'm going to be pissed off do I need to give you a step-by-step guide on how to put on the microphone these guys are so dumb what you look at your armor it doesn't even match we got a cream cream thing step one purchase a headset step two plug in the headset into your controller step three stop [Music] talking oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my Discord just got a raid alert well the discord's getting raided just like the old one we got a raid alert raid alert uh in saying that if you guys want to join the Discord H right the oh it's so godamn cold oh now now you British change your accent theold change your Happ man I'm schizophrenic God damn well at least every heal diver has a mental disorder going down that planet we ain't come back alive it raw you birdie came back alive why you H why you standing behind me like that well are you stuck no I'm not stuck well I am now where he go oh they're in the mission we got to go in we got to go in be Cru let's go in and see we go all right let's not uh [ __ ] what do I bring okay I'm going to bring this this there here we go y I went down Soo where's B Dive Dive Dive oh my god do ra oh my God we just dropped the [ __ ] [ __ ] hell oh my God what the [ __ ] I don't have my shot the pigeons are back get the pigeons come in soldiers can you hear us over we just dropped on what is going on give us the AO what's the PO man I guess it's die and die and keep dying come on you damn [ __ ] now that's a [ __ ] hell diver you're damn we came to save ass and [ __ ] bug Soldier [ __ ] aen I'm calling down a shield over reinfor [ __ ] I'm dead stop dying we only have 16 reinforcements that mean 16 for me you can't count I can't see either you can't see you didn't tell me that you were blind two more gone you bloody idiots I'm outside the combat zone [ __ ] are you walking away from the spt I'm not I'm not I promise I'm not oh my God like fat man we got pigeons in the sky over pigeons in the sky try [ __ ] I got swooped by Batman reinforcing reinforcing get me in shoot that thing well done oh oh man I'm stuck I'm stuck stuck I'm good I'm good I'm good go get him kill him boom boom kill them kill oh no B1 is down I got flamethrower I didn't even see that extra strategy oh my God we all got 13 for SP over where is my [Music] shield all right I'm headed Southeast to get my shield over reinforcing re what here comes the legend the myth B one boom I got a brood bomb head on me I need help I'm going stop oh oh holy [ __ ] the Sher Nest is down get rid of the rest of the pigeon it's over get bur of my booty cheeks why does it revert my [ __ ] load out every time I'm in trouble I'm in big [ __ ] trouble oh my God God damn I need a burn down good [ __ ] never [ __ ] mind I'm going to hell oh my God I'm coming with you come with me let's go I got to get my shield otherwise I'm [ __ ] I'm getting molested you're getting what who is shooting in the air you're wasting your ammo [ __ ] Birds I got an energy gun I'm all right energy gun it doesn't look energy gun that's shells dumbass I am [ __ ] dead no [ __ ] cuz you were using an energy gun it's good it's not good it's better than a [ __ ] SMG you're better than that just stop talking [ __ ] Soldier I'm going to figure your fouth and he keeps talking back to me it's not how you address your D tant there's bugs flying everywhere and they're not even the shers where's mys where are they there's another shrier Nest I repeat I don't know where but it's somewhere I don't even have food for you I need to reload I can't even reload with all these bugs on my dick get off my dick come here you [ __ ] my legs in your ass my legs are broken you say Joe Rogan ah I said [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I need help I oh no I'm getting chased by hunters through the field over oh my god oh got a [ __ ] charger on my ass over that is the least of a problems I need to grab this anti-tank I got this [ __ ] I'm Pro tank I'm not anti tank okay hey let's go don't bring politics into this [ __ ] did somebody call for be CR there's only one politics and it's democracy damn right you're damn right there is no politics without democracy [ __ ] a did you fellas have your cup of liver [ __ ] tea the SP you're gone you're gone you're six' under we got a beay TI coming from the West over throw to 500 kilo on that [ __ ] ass over a double door get the double door dble door get that [ __ ] dumble door Dumbo door what the [ __ ] it doesn't have ears I'm dead I I can't hear I'm losing my mind out here check the [ __ ] door B1 s has BR us with super credits super credits hell yeah oh my God there're so many get out of there before danger everywhere over they need to be scared of me scared of you I repeat they are not scared of you they better be they won't be they're G to stop on your little skull until it's mush nice just because [ __ ] reinforcements land on that [ __ ] fing bomb land on that [ __ ] Titan oh my God kill me down let's go o these bugs clearly must who I am okay I am the legendary B1 Hunter fear me I am the myth I am the legend you bow down to me I am the killer of the Knight okay Cal down I think he said too many amphetamines I'm the [ __ ] of bugs what the [ __ ] there's texture stretching I repeat we got texture stretching into the distance you get chased by a charger B1 it's by Bull Racing I'm Pinn down I'm pinned down you're Pinn down who isn't pinned down right now you want me toad oh my God all right I'm clear I'm calling we got okay never mind we do not have a resupply who put the resupply down not me God damn it oh I'm sorry we need some conation soldiers I found another I'll be the resupply we need a car anyone got a Mech no my Mech is gone Mech is gone repeat me there's firestorms now we got two you got come on one oh no that's one more reinforcement SP count down you better [ __ ] not [ __ ] around Soldier landing on a charger I [ __ ] missed where is the objective over I don't even see the a jumpo door that [ __ ] took my samples coming to think of it this plan is like one big oven damn right we're cooking inside we're like fried bastard holy crap charger down oh [ __ ] another [ __ ] charger y That's always another charger boom boom boom all right stick together stick together no [ __ ] this up I'm not failing today I'm stick together like a sandwich exactly like a peanut Butter's jealous hell yeah and glue don't forget the glue looting the door looting the door we got and super CRS metals and super creds where's the objective I don't got hes bug holes I don't I get I think I turned it off of my hood over [ __ ] how many bu H I don't see any [ __ ] bug holes I died it's because there's smoke everywhere coming back Jesus we back up get your [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God watch your help be run for it run for it run forest run [ __ ] run oh my God hang on I got okay I got nothing I'm calling down re watch out tornado oh Jesus tornado all right McMan is going down on the bug holes repeat we need air strikes down here immediately no you need [ __ ] put it down get out of there [Applause] W2 zap you're still zapping Z oh [ __ ] I'm still Zing [ __ ] I'm sorry W2 is coming down he's dead he's [ __ ] dead oh that's what you get for trying to be a hero dumbass how many bug holes are cleared over we need four more where why are my strategy oh we ran out of time oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we got to get back to Evac go go I wasn't watch to the timer blow those [ __ ] holes [ __ ] the samples blow the [ __ ] holes I can't blow the holes I needes come on be [ __ ] grenade Soldier I don't got no grenades well [ __ ] I barely got ammo B4 are you good we got to get to extraction [ __ ] extract you die for democracy blow those [ __ ] H [ __ ] democracy it's treason then oh there's a bile Titan oh [ __ ] we got one minute is capable of doing the impossible oh my God you're you can't do the impossible through the Shadows through the [ __ ] get here be we got to leave you might have to be the only one leaving pal oh my God I need you to blow those [ __ ] holes for democracy I might need to blow these holes Man For Freedom this mission is food bar I repeat it is Foo bar oh man I need to find my resupply I can't remember where I dropped it what what you forgot where you dropped your race supply yeah we had one [ __ ] job Soldier oh stop shouting at me where is the drop ship I believe we got a few more minutes to go it's here B4 get your ass here can you wait for me I can wait I will wait for you get moving how long we got 18 18 seconds yeah I don't think I'm waiting for you oh no oh my God IO It Soldier see you please remember me please remember me B1 no go back go back go back go back reverse the ship it's over Soldier I lost a good buddy down there it's over it's not over he's down there still he might be alive I think he's I hope he's alive I hear screaming oh do you yeah [Music] oh my god dude that was amazing he just [ __ ] what are you guys cing about I'm right here I was waiting for you what hell did you get up before me who are you all here where the [ __ ] did you come from I'm so confus let me tell you something let me tell you something I might be a clone and I sent down the other ones to do the job for me so I was just Wai it up here oh that's a little Fu I'm not going to lie that's I'm good as new good as new well it's good to see you I was sad but I'm not anymore because there's another one wel how's it going GG gentlemen we failed the [ __ ] out of that one but it's all good good [ __ ] job boys you know I I actually learn a lot see this woman here her name's Kathy and she joined this um this [ __ ] when she was only young and you know she she didn't really have any place to go so she thought she might as well stay here this woman over here her name's Cindy Cindy I don't really know I didn't really care about her to be honest W [ __ ] why don't you care about Sydney [ __ ] Sydney you know she she she didn't say anything she you know she just stared at me when I was talking to this young lady but then John he's just playing with his iPad he won't say a word that's a big iPad what are you doing John see you don't say a word he doesn't say [ __ ] he's one of them iPad kids he's one of them iPad kids stupid generation we'll send him the planet see what he does then he won't be on his iPad he'll be losing an eye do though all right let's try and complete a [ __ ] match this time I'm going to bring the proper weapons in damn right SP some [ __ ] what's the next mission uh thin out the terminat okay well I'm down for it I'm going to change my [ __ ] HUD just got to kill bugs where is that HUD it's a mission Mission info I didn't have any Mission info I was I was raw dogging it is this we die a new operation we failed the [ __ ] out of the other one yeah you failed the [ __ ] out of the other one I saw the reinforcements going down [ __ ] holes you didn't blow up the holes I was The Last One Alive who got on the [ __ ] [ __ ] fcking matter who got all this [ __ ] matter it doesn't matter sh you're my [ __ ] stop raising your voice my sh listen here both of you both of you listen up We Ready up and we forget what happened it's over ra okay we're good we're friends we're friends remember your goddamn training oh [ __ ] I remember the training I was H our enemies not us we are brothers in arms you're damn right get off my dick training said nothing about Titans yes they did they said there were bugs of all shapes and sizes did you not read the contract [ __ ] the contract I figh fory binds you Soldier oh my God you're going me all wow look at this beautiful sight ra oh we are ready to f [ __ ] there's a [ __ ] Titan who's dead God kill the bile he's down over Titan down Titan down all right bring that [ __ ] back the Feller di almost immediately 500 kg coming never mind and boun up P1 back up P1 I'm backing the [ __ ] up well no don't back up too far we'll get to cleared a traitor I'm like the holy I'm like that statue in Rio look yeah Jesus it's Jesus I am Jesus look at him he's Jesus we got [ __ ] Jesus we got [ __ ] Jesus on our side o ra Christianity we can't lose now we're un [ __ ] stoppable yeah ra this is for the pop [ __ ] that's right yeah let's [ __ ] go don't use all your Amo Kaboom what are you back up Jesus IO we have multiple bug breaches in the AO where are we going you bit me you son of a [ __ ] anywhere the mugs are [ __ ] mugs time to bite them back they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking aliens weird that's this say awful like Alex Jones it has nothing to do with democracy and freedom never mind I can't say that I don't think I just said it anyway I don't give a [ __ ] you're dead [ __ ] get out of there be far that mother you're heavweight champion in the world my God are you about to fight Jake Paul Mike I'm ready to defeat de Paul on November W2 is dead calling reinforcements now4 call back off I am I am the reinforcements Mike ton I'm the real reinforcements what the [ __ ] what the hell what's happening to this fell boow down he I think he declared that he was schizophrenic earlier over that's fair I understand be careful P1 I'm fing on your position FV blow that [ __ ] up I can't see the amount of bugs we're killing but we're doing it I am Iron Man what your fire Iron Man he's [ __ ] Iron Man he's [ __ ] Iron Man from almost you almost shot me Soldier I am Iron [Applause] Man boom boom get stop them be Rose to the Grave kill bugs in his name tr get oh Jesus that was danger close I repeat W2 you got a 500 Kg on your ass you better get out of there back up direct hit over Direct Hit I repeat o ra big boom big boom big boom oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] here I am [ __ ] that guy two turn up the gra [ __ ] strike B let's just do all black sa was [ __ ] discography why don't we yeah you [ __ ] I've been [ __ ] h paranoid I'm feeling paranoid almost you got to stop I got a TI I got a [ __ ] Titan I got [ __ ] deal with it I'm like a crazy train okay you reference the same thing you can't reference it oh it's another pile never mind I'm dead no I'm being Pinn like it's in a junk good [ __ ] soldiers well done let's get out of here tighten down tighten down good [ __ ] go go go we got to get out of here before we get [Applause] SW [ __ ] I'm might die are you okay P1 calling in reinforcements now back up I'm good I'm good I'm good we only have 12 reinfor it's over someone call the EAC it's coming in automatically okay over copy I'm grabbing the samples didly do everyone what the [ __ ] ners [Applause] [ __ ] calm down B calm down back up it's okay it's okay back up back back no just stop it's dead it's dead relax stop hitting him he's angry he's got [Music] PTSD holy [ __ ] all right ship's here let's go oh hey this shotgun pretty move you [ __ ] idiot are you stupid what are you doing B4 I'm sorry oh man I know it's pretty and shiny but [ __ ] man we got to go let's leave what are you standing around it's so are we doing here get going get the [ __ ] out of there oh wrong good [ __ ] soldiers good sh [ __ ] [ __ ] how do you pronounce your name PRI go home to our beautiful wives and kids is your name Prius over were you born in 2006 over yes sir I was over what the [ __ ] you're five years old pretty [ __ ] close I'm actually four four damn right you I just did the math on my calculator on the drop Pond I'll actually be 18 in like 11 days happy bir five stars it's five stars it's you man that's five that's five five star I was right I was right I can read and I can't write and can spell you can't extract what are you talking about we did extract yeah never mind you did extract never mind I'll take that back well done look like a bunch of Nazis hey what I don't know what that is let's just move on young man let's just walk through that one what's your tone I don't like the amount of shots I shot just cuz I got a [ __ ] bucket hat you see World War I they had bucket hats then too he won't even know he's born in 2006 yes they've had [ __ ] head what you I was there you were there I was there when they took super next subject next subject IBM let's launch a [ __ ] nuke all right I'm down for it that's better better that's better how's that sound boys that sounds [ __ ] good over it sounds like hell I love right here or right here we're over here we're over here what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] all right I think we're good to go let's go boom World winner why are you not speaking Adil where's your [ __ ] voice you losing on the battlefield [ __ ] I think he's too busy [Applause] I heard I heard the wind shaking look there's a nest right here boom oh [ __ ] raw look there's a nest right here my little [ __ ] Hub Camp was rolling around get that Nest hey sge you f it sge cuz it's soy around here y That's the B spewers get out of the a go of the B you land in the wrong spot Soldier over over I to get your booty hole all right let's go let's what my booty hole it's all Misty did you fart yeah I did fart I told you I'm exclusive meane extraction you bringing that M Soldier bring did you bring your flamethrower I didn't bring no flamethrower I needed a rail strike Cannon for this [ __ ] we're getting out of here alive here here's a rocket launcher for you I don't need it take I'll take I will take it back up [ __ ] Titan over there look help me Forge slow up there's a shield coming down I was testing you oh sure I was testing you I I I I definitely didn't know it was coming I was pulling your leg I don't need testing I've already been tested these bugs are popping like popping candy we got bile I like what the [ __ ] what's with all the farest Gump references in this [ __ ] game there's so many people talking about bar boile down I repeat [ __ ] charger on my ass I decided to go for a run back up charger down no not no he's down copy watch your fire P1 I'm in your ass dead he's dead I got us some credits guys for that's mine you fat [ __ ] oh well it looks like you're going to have to pry me with your dead hands [ __ ] I have a [ __ ] rocket launcher well this is your Mech so make your choice okay now you got charger holy [ __ ] get back in the back charger down charger down well done Jesus you don't need to use that much Firepower you broke my [ __ ] leg it's fine you're fine don't worry just shake it I'm on [ __ ] fire Invincible oh my God Eagle air strike coming down on that position B4 back up B4 I got to go I got to go get the [ __ ] out of there soldier oh my God yeah good [ __ ] that was sexy I'm still on fire though you're fineo W2 found a [ __ ] radar station radar station what grab that we need that even though we probably can't get everything because it's a struggle oh all right we got a little bit of time to breathe Jesus I got your ass you also shot my ass Soldier no I shot your Shield okay copy I'm going to the oil rig make sure the Americans don't I go get the oil don't American d [ __ ] what is this Saudi Arabia go go go don't let the Americans find out B what we are converging on B4 position over moving in on your AO copy what was that B4 big boo it was democracy yeah [Applause] [Music] hell let's get these [ __ ] I love stripping freedoms away from the inhabitants of a planet get down this ain't your planet anymore on the terminal what do you mean we we're making Freedom you're right you're now free free of Life get the oil from these [ __ ] bugs do the puzzle it's up down it's left right up what are you he can't do he's not genetically modified for that I thought he said he was I thought you said you passed school before come on I passed his school wait a minute what's happening I did hit as hang on let me do this let me do this no oh [ __ ] I don't know too hard get off my [ __ ] ass before I get see what you doing there pal you [ __ ] idiot what you doing there move what you doing you [ __ ] idiot trying to do the puzzle you had to take of explosives oh Jesus [ __ ] how did I not die from that we need to curve up over get off my ass do you have games on your phone I I don't I don't know puzzles I didn't know how to do cross wordss was younger are you good yep come on you get there just a Jesus oh oh [ __ ] B before you got six oh [ __ ] we couldn't do the cross word over hell I got two [ __ ] Titans on my ass right now well you're call you in just a second all right my God you can't do this you better [ __ ] yeah well done o [ __ ] I doubted you but you delivered in the end good reinforcement well look at his aiming it's on point boom there we go does that count as two reinforcements or one I don't understand two I think only I don't know you I can't count either I forgot to tell you before probably at least at least two two okay thanks Forest oh help me I'm going to go do the the laptop Mission okay life is like a box of chocolates I guess poor G I'm heading to the PC I have no more Rockets wets I don't know how to do this I'll be honest I did it it should [ __ ] is this not done [ __ ] the way Grandpa move out the way Grand don't call me Grandpa move out away Grandpa we got bile spewers in Bound there we that's how you do it that's let's go oh look there's one round of applause for the legendary B1 that's me you really keep talking good about yourself B1 I'm um I'm number one you're four I'm always the number one I'm On Top no you're four shut up stop bickering [ __ ] we got to Jumping to you are four do you know who I am I'm the you are B4 you're B4 you're B4 and I'm Jesus you arees above your head it says four not one see you're number four I'm always number one four is good though number four is good we need number four four SS I'm Jesus Christ W2 just let off the 500 kilo we can't get five what is five we need four to get five we need four to get five yeah that's a number I've never heard of five over have you heard of six yeah I think he's an automaton heing kill him wait till you hear about number eight one Z One one0 1 1 0 1 0 01 do you understand that 1 1 0 0 1 0 before it was grenade [ __ ] we got to get the sea moving over copy copy I'm bringing some what is this smoke I don't need a smoke [ __ ] my ass T I'm good soldier I am good over no not in the Gateway don't put static bombs in there we need explosives I might be cooked I don't think there is any are you good P1 I'm are the explosives bring them over here P one I think they was oh there's a bile bile was uh too far away over fire nates fire nates I got [ __ ] on my ass B has missed again it's fine I'm going to drop a five never mind oh he's alive over here bastard damn it hey I found the purples guys I'd watch out for those oh my [Music] goder ready to L Lun that [ __ ] oh we got another B we got an artillery station [ __ ] yeah I'm about to call it in right now I'm calling it in first bile just sitting looking at me we got an explosive coming down on the Fire oh yeah big boom [ __ ] good kill going to die D dog B1 is here you're damn right see I am B1 the one and only it I met him when it was B1 to be fair he'll always B one P1 because there can only be one and that's me you're damn right you ever seen Bananas in Pajamas P I'm really [ __ ] scared right now it's fine just change your panties what are you doing Jesus you got to calm down I got some uranium boys [Music] uranium yeah he's not [ __ ] dead he's definitely not dead can't he not giving up oh no oh no run for it how am I not dead that V out col are so slow it's cuz of this [ __ ] planet I hate hell meire I'm going to be honest resupply on the bile we got 18 seconds keeping there ho [ __ ] over this way [ __ ] where are you going turn a r God damn it he went all the way around this stupid Bast fire tornado run away run away we got two piles over Z fire up oh my god oh three miles three oh be one down one the bed exterminator holy sh of me well done Soldier send me at them you were sent at them you dealt with them they're toast you're gone you're gone 6 for ow you [ __ ] he [ __ ] who killed you he [ __ ] killed me who the [ __ ] got that Electro wizard gun who do you think C B1 you [ __ ] you took my [ __ ] W2 has a b Titan on him over W you need help yell out [ __ ] never mind doesn't look like you need help follow God damn that man is prepared back up W2 I got nades coming over good dive I got a shield baggie if anybody wants it W2 needs a shield he ain't oh he's got one never mind the spell out of my gun elix wizzy Wy wow wow wow what in the [ __ ] is he talking about that's what he says he calls his God's Little nicknames over fair enough I understand y okay we got a charger charger down yeah I got one on my ass too right now yeah how does that taste charger how does that taste charger yeah you like that yeah tell them tell them tell them static field coming down looku oh [ __ ] I feel all fuzzy yeah it's electricity dumb ass through your face get out of there help me get out of here charger down look out for that that M that little [ __ ] spear shitthe head spear shitthe head did you read the bestiary it's a b spew oh no it's a [ __ ] nurser by oh yeah my bad I was wrong also copy ow [ __ ] are we okay are we all alive who the [ __ ] just shot me it might have been kick oh oh oh B get out of there oh no go to the [ __ ] generator now n nuk covering down in three two [Music] raw Liberty Big Boy there we go get the [ __ ] down get down oh [ __ ] that no they're on my ass I can't hear anything I can't my leg are so many bugs oh my God P what to be4 I'm confused by you got it you got it I got your back no here I am [Applause] again well thought is that which clo is that is that another clo uh 654 we got to go launch a [ __ ] missile now let's do it let's end this per call in a resupply oah call in the resupply nuke resupply inbound in 25 [ __ ] seconds holy [ __ ] yeah you said it was because of the planet I believe you [ __ ] this planet [ __ ] this planet Expendable we're about to blow it Sky High charger now I got 500 kgs ready to go I can't see hell yeah brother hell [ __ ] yeah resupply up here no actually never mind up here big two more resupply boxes on it I got one someone grab a race up never mind B4 is left the building looks like we got some [ __ ] to blow up here I'm a man of stand in my way re I'm going to bring an air no to destroy this bu nness stay back God damn I got you in my sights thank you BW oh my God yeah good I'm constantly getting on I'm going to die boys I'm sorry you're fine you died for a cause we want to get that [ __ ] out of there never die get these [ __ ] spits off of me I can't move I cannot move I repeat I can't move a li Li Li oh smashed with Liberty what the [ __ ] oh yes uh there's a lot of uh tea here I know I ordered a liberty but I must not have my Liberty without my have some scones with my I fancy it warm I fancy it warm if you please my God what's wrong with British [ __ ] that just Exterminating fugs [ __ ] the British yes what did you just say b w [ __ ] the Brits you daddy kill him yeah do you know where I'm from P1 hopefully not [ __ ] Briton well your goddamn run I am you take that back ew that [ __ ] sucks this where I've been born it's God's country God God's country God's country you live on a tiny little Island full of people with knives nasty well like a bunch of [ __ ] backstabbers oh [ __ ] we got a B Titan never [ __ ] War let P1 deal with that let him deal with it let's he's American he can deal with it right I can oh [ __ ] ra yeah give us some [ __ ] tea and sces while you're there I drink my tea cold cuz I'm a [ __ ] American you're deamn right you're weird he's still up he's still going oh oh there sobody Titans uh he turned around he doesn't want me anymore I can't shoot any part of this [ __ ] he's he's armored everywhere dead B butting down well done okay I [ __ ] love being a hell diver we need to get to the ecbm immediately I'm pretty sure it's I CBM but okay EC I pronounce eyes as e Soldier get with it are you [ __ ] shidding me and that's what you get from Min American training that's what now I won't reinforce you until you say you like the British [ __ ] the British say you want to oh you've called it back in what did you do that before you going to stick to your conviction no I'm too nice no he just knows that America's better nope you're wrong scar where the [ __ ] am I where the hell am I you threw me into [ __ ] hell well that's where you [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] we threw him in the hell that was worse than not reinforcing him okay my dual sense is low I repeat my dual set is low plugging it in O ra my gun's feeling a bit hungry I might need to Chuck in and resupply I done it right there coming in throw that [ __ ] [Music] down my semi-auto is [ __ ] yeah hey sge what don't don't let him steal our resupply I'm I'm com to take [ __ ] resupply don't let him steal our res yeah no give me going to take it just like we took every damn country in this gy God damn superer Soldier that's America right there oh this is so yummy yum yum y y y y y y y oh the Commonwealth oh Queen oh Queen oh it's King now my bad yeah [ __ ] your queen that's why she's dead whoa Soldier don't disrespect Miss Elizabeth she's gone gone gone yeah she is gone grabbing it no I'm bad at button Soldier here we go I what's the code what's the code I can't see the code tell me the code heavy ass down two two no no go back go back 52 n nine I literally can't see the four Jesus I got to get seven seven seven Seven's done unlocked cue that [ __ ] we got to uncouple the bullshits are they uncoupled holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] just you're super Earth o ra I'm surprised we ain't found a shrier nest yet don't say that it's not over [Applause] yet charger is low remember me guys I don't think I'm going to live no wait a minute I just remembered I'm B1 I always live air strike coming in you're good V1 oh wait I just remembered you're British I hope you [ __ ] die what kind of godamn a Jesus there's nurs and spe on my dickir Rocket Cat this I got a rocket in my pants it's ready to launch bloody hell my voice is [ __ ] can you do it accent P1 or are you a [ __ ] already [ __ ] did one no no you didn't that's a barican yes I did no you didn't I was doing that gay [ __ ] with your [ __ ] what are you doing V1 V1 what are you doing would you would you like a a we cup of tea before has killed himself that'd be quite delightful [ __ ] before what the hell get back in the battle I found a little door I found a little door watching the icpm here I am again I'm back at a more English than ever how do you Z face how do you use this electri oh there goes the rocket we have a chief Lord CH Oh Come couldn't do that without Americans couldn't do that without Americans hug oh yeah there you go Soldier you could do that without the British you're damn right [ __ ] the British there's a charger here nice nuke you're damn right we did that without your help dumbass [ __ ] I'm the one that grabbed the [ __ ] card to put in the card yeah you need a [ __ ] card to put it in that's a good weapon I like that weapon oh yeah I got to get the car into the thing thing and what the hell sound like a looney tun you sound like you suck Looney Tunes [ __ ] better than Looney tun dick I think you're losing your mind Captain you've been too long on Hell Meer [ __ ] my gun overheated I'm going to kill myself all right we got to get to extract immediately over 500 Kg on the bile that was a misfire still get him over I got someing NY Speers on my booty cheeks gang bile down oh my God he almost whipped me B4 are you okay copy I'm good as new good as new okay good copy oh [ __ ] are you good there America that's only as good as Lady Liberty is Lady Liberty is Rusted shut the [ __ ] up she's beautiful she was made by a Frenchman I think don't it was a gift and it's a damn from a better country damn right no wait no no take I take that back double door double door double door I repeat I have eyes on double door I'm hungry for early Christmas whoever the [ __ ] is closer to me get your ass over here now who the [ __ ] said you don't call the shots here P1 shut your [ __ ] mouth [ __ ] captain Oh you keep yelling but you ain't doing much is you hold on let's check the stats oh now you're call yeah you going to check the stats mid game that's typical [ __ ] I can't check the stats you're damn right you can't go [ __ ] yourself I will [ __ ] myself that's gay as hell why is that gay what the [ __ ] are you you never touched yourself Soldier no I've never [ __ ] myself well you are missing out oh the [ __ ] button press the button J you probably should have pressed the button you should have [ __ ] with him a bit more good job give him a bit of tea [ __ ] tea I hate tea super I thought you said before that you had your te cold and now you don't not warm but you you just said you don't like tea te [ __ ] you know what tea I like piss Liberty Liberty all right W2 get that diamond up above you at the North Northeast quadrant is W2 your friend or is he a random copy he's actually my brother holy oh well looks like your brother just lost brother Miss input it was mis input that was a input was [ __ ] it was a land on you it was a misinput sorry oh my God Miss input my [ __ ] fault all right calm down gentlemen you do not kill B1 you godamn right [ __ ] your ass watch your damn mouth next time let's go B1 that's where I'm talking about here I [ __ ] come you ain't coming nowhere only place you're coming is on your M I'm I'm coming all over that's what I'm talking about here I come [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I tell killing us my God all right relax we have six [ __ ] reinforcements all right chill the justice system it's coming back chill chill [ __ ] chill dumb here it comes here it comes all right relax [ __ ] relax God damn it we don't want to [ __ ] this called us in we shall be civil we won't get political we're here to do4 youve made it far beyond political it is very personal now you shouldn't eras your voice that's all I'm oh no no let's play the game we got to get out of here alive gentlemen I'm going to play the game and land on your ass here I come baby here I [ __ ] come [ __ ] I missed you missed [ __ ] let's go sh we get surrounded by bugs we have a common enemy and it's [ __ ] B4 it's not B4 he's a hero God damn you he's a [ __ ] treason his hero a trac hero I am a legend amongst the hell di you're a [ __ ] traitor you're a traitor [ __ ] shut your mouth a I will [ __ ] a traitor watch me what what what call that in before let's get out of here before he [ __ ] kills us all oh you just [ __ ] wait cuz here I come you little [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] coming I'm coming over no he's angry I'm coming everywhere the will is angry I'm going to come all right let's do it let's do it did you that up far up coming I'm going to Jesus got your back you're good you're good I got your back never mind you're good you're good oh I got to get a shield I'm going forward I'm stuck are you stuck oh this sh it looks like steep bro stuck in the washing machine here strike down cleared them out I'm going to bring this [ __ ] Titan to you he [ __ ] died you got what you [ __ ] deserve no oh [ __ ] there's a lot of things around here I must admit listen here boy no you need to watch your tone no no he is a s the position you're in right now I am a skull Admiral [ __ ] sit have you seen my rank young man all right this is a clash of egos right now you [ __ ] shut your mouth so we Ain you know what makes me better than you is that we're on my [ __ ] [ __ ] tell me tell me tell me tell me what do you know in the hell's Community what are you known as I'm team captain I am team captain team captain I'm team captain now tell me I'm known as a myth and a freaking Legend right and I'm known as [ __ ] Jesus and you just killed Jesus godamn it you [ __ ] kill me first of all because you shot my shield because you shot my shield young man all right young man watch this you're giving him a spanking with words watch this young man young lad hey that's go speak proper you ever heard of that you bloody damn dumb assle grenade oh [ __ ] look out oh look really don't know because you took a grenade young man I wasn't throw at you there was [ __ ] bgs on your ass [ __ ] you need to know your place sit down your place DN right you know what B1 stands for British one zero nope it was one dumbass can you count all right we got biles it's all B for fault look at him [ __ ] running like a [ __ ] he's not running like a [ __ ] you're the one that died from nursing spewers [ __ ] I told you get your [ __ ] back do not leave the Evac grab the s apples oh [ __ ] B1 grab the samples God damn it it's up to you I [ __ ] it I will grab it don't you worry no I don't know about that oh [ __ ] you got this get the [ __ ] off this planet boys did you get the S [ __ ] sample Soldier well done go I [ __ ] hate you British British kill him kill him [ __ ] kill him kill the [ __ ] Jes of this player kill him like I said young man sit down [ __ ] that was crazy sit down young man be Cru B ass the one the myth the legend let me grab my scorcher and I'm going to [ __ ] molest you whoa plain and simple molest molestation about to molest your ass I think you're taking this a little bit too seriously PR whole scale why don't you hop in your Prius drive to the local [ __ ] Supermarket brutal bloody bloody r just all of it the whole thing what all of it okay watch your the whole thing I'm com relax right on on this next mission my God you better lower your tongue whole thing you want to know what Jesus looks like I'm about to show you Jesus damn bro here he comes no way are you good oh God take a breath bro look at that look who's on the stage be one the one hey don't miss those stats check those stats I didn't I [ __ ] your ass yeah well guess what me and be cruel together we got more kills than you have so eat that 15183 let me do the math real quick I can do man 150 plus 183 doing American math thing okay now let me do me and my brother it is 259 plus 261 Gavin had the most no no no no no I said me and B cruel had more kills than you no no no no not more kills than you and your brother do you know what the funny thing is who gives a [ __ ] as the game 52 yeah it's a [ __ ] game [ __ ] now I would like to stay and kill more birs of you L but I sadly have to depart understand one let's go we have one more let's now we're not going on your mission [ __ ] only a traitor only a traitor now you've used up your time and you used it by blinding like a little piggy only a traitor would run away that's only a traitor would be a [ __ ] young man some people in real life have to work you're damn right we got [ __ ] to do well have a good day take care bro shall we shall we play again no no I'm good that was good B well done GG on that one play again we are good thank you Mr World winner yeah he's pretty angry I think yeah world you're a real one I like you he doesn't say much is your brother crying PR I don't Li PR why not I never liked hybrid cars I'll take another one is you you're born in 2006 who was born in 2006 man Jesus God born in 2006 dead in 2006 I'm surprised you can even walk and even say words I'm surprised you could [ __ ] read well as my name reads be Cru you guys you miss I'm out take care B see Battlefield next time Soldier Hur stay Cru everyone stay CR whoa there he goes disappeared maybe you were just imagining him all along I am schizophrenic no you're not yes I am okay that explains actually a lot I was just playing the ACT you were playing the ACT yeah what act that act okay I understand well I'm off Soldier it was a good game good day good day take care fellas o [Laughter] ra I felt that dude he wasn't he was wasn't uh yeah he he he wasn't down for that he wasn't happy but [Music] that that getting team killed oh my god dude yeah he definitely wasn't acting W all right guys holy crap B1 brings it out in me that's the first time I've I've talked to him since that that uh that video so oh my God that was crazy that's going to make for some good videos I don't know how many videos that's going to [ __ ] be oh [ __ ] what just happened not enough memory to open this page what what dude yeah I lost my stream there it is that was a bad plan a B1 just no I got good up I got good Ram we're good I got 128 gigs of random exess memory it was just Google Chrome being stupid P1 was the main villain oh my God huge ass that is dark um all right what are we going to do here I'm thinking by the way thanks for the donations guys I'm sorry I didn't read them out I was just uh very into it automans I'm thinking automans and then we wrap it up we can get a good game uh that was intense that game play my God my voice is very warmed up though thank uh thank the uh the coffee for warming up my vocal cords yeah B's the king he he got a bit he let it get to his head there for a bit it was great H welcome BME Homer he's got a little Mike Tyson impression too I like that the legend oh [ __ ] omy Kon has opened up get on the goddamn lrra sector oh with the five gifted memberships thank you be me guys enjoy the memberships getting handed out for free boom nigal Keno Mr B oh yeah yeah you slain heart lemon in Te fund thanks for the $2 extra EXO and Ryan welcome what's up guys all righto my god dude he's probably dying I me I noticed uh be Cru got a bit quiet for a bit then because he was obviously it was super late in the UK and he had his girlfriend probably sleeping um do we want to there's no oh yep there's the creek who's on the creek we got 8,000 on the creek 30,000 on mantis we'll do mantis cuz the creek is not we might do the creek after but we'll do a different different one for for the moment got to go to this planet this video May this is the videos that may be become a diver welcome I need to be level 50 dude I'm lagging behind H least we pass some of those Miss we didn't just die except for the mass team killing that was drama you should play with B crew more he makes them a lot funnier thanks bro the all backhanded comment this game does not need PVP no I smell taxpayer money burning Sergeant it behooves you to administer freedom to the enemy haven't paid their taxes let me save this hey soldiers can't you hear me over derp that's a no one woo yeah that was a lot of energy be cruel Stone Mountain and azers yeah I don't think that we're going to be all on at the same time for that one uh but who knows the planets May align who knows there might be someone else out there that we find on the planets Roger Roger what's up Victor I don't know what our Victor is I'm more of a bitmap man myself oh yeah oh they're firing oh there goes a brother see you later you quoting me appreciate you guys for hanging out though try to bring as much energy as we can that was so funny switching to a British accent what's up blood grave how you doing man hell my was done when we logged off just now it's not done on yours yeah it re reopened I don't know I don't know how probably because Joel thank you Joel I'm not even searching hold up h woo H let try and get one good random Lobby booting up the game hope to see you in the field oh Dr Dingus major pain Dr Dingus can you hear me over yes I can you're damnn right you can Soldier how you doing soldier good how are you I am excellente are you all alone here sir yes sir no one joining you I'm waiting for people man you're the first one God damn well look at that I just came out the help on I'm extra cozy and Freezy at the same time God damn godamn I'm going to check what I got ah poor guy looks like he's going to keep being alone rest in peace dirty Dias Dr Dias you were good to say hello to but I I got a limited voice here ah where'd he go I don't know where'd he go you got to call him man you got to call him I was wasn't waiting around scroll up bro oh BK is in the chat there he [Laughter] is you're letting it get to your head B1 oh they're in the mission let's do this R Canon where's that electricity Arc dude I'm going to get that oh wait not a good idea is it what are good weapons for robots I'm like Laser cannon maybe switch out with a rocket pod boom The Meta has changed what happened to RR 2 uh like um what happened to rdr2 uh eight 5 years happened to what do you mean thanks for the $5 bro Tom players you have to ask someone in party how tall they are and say classic line I didn't know they stacked [ __ ] that high I try to come up with my own stuff but I could do it oh my God hang on come in soldiers can you hear me I just dropped on a barp wire over mother I am dealing what is going on like I spawned in we got zero reinforcements owow DW are you okay that's what's going on what [ __ ] tanks tank you just lost all your teammate Soldier you down here alone you are crouching over it's not going to do nothing D1 back up there's a 500 Kg on your location over you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God I'll just wait here I think they spotted me are you the only one here D1 come in is anyone there this is command what is your situation I am alone I got a rocket p on me over uh Soldier why did you just reinforce in front of the enemy front lines what enemy front lines dumbass I'm taking care of the enemies unlike yourself no what the hell was that Jesus Christ 03 are you okay over I'm getting drilled here robot down so you better start moving you better stop talking you're the one that died command last time I checked you're the one up there and I'm the one down here so I'd shut your mouth before you start running it we got artillery inbound 03 49 seconds before reinforcement we got a what is this ICBM I think this is a drill Mission I specializing drill D1 come in can you hear me over S4 this is D1 what is your situation right now my situation is where are you as you can see uh the whole Army for me rest but I'm waiting for until I'm 18 in four two one I am now legal AG deploy my ass now your ass is being deployed get the hell down here diver you dumb ass that's not me is that not you oh okay he's dead M2 we got to go we got to ur ra out of here oh that drop chip is coming down quick I'm hearing a lot of R we are what are we doing what are we doing here M2 are we just [ __ ] dangling around with our hands in our pockets no okay I think this was a mute point shoot it's legs oh never mind no dude these guys are [Laughter] doomed ah they were level 17 what's going on that's all right that was doomed from the start woo wasted some energy on that one you can't be way over your heads here we go JH Campell can you hear me over Mr Campos nope sounds like you need some tea yeah I've been going hard uh but my voice sounds okay it's just when I yell no it's okay I'm all right didn't you jum Cal down with that all right I here this gu to make some good soup I make pizza soup you know that actually sounds really good pizza soup I had plenty of liberty before I started I am already worn out from that uh we only play for 2 hours my God good for a month after that one guy is soloing dude Noah you're you're you're insane good luck imagine if all his team left him and he's the only one yeah that uh that last wow that was crazy there's a lot happening I don't even know how I'm going to edit that cuz there's so much overlapping audio it's going to take me a long time to cut I also have a bunch more reactions from the last live stream I still haven't cut up not because I'm lazy but because it takes time took me almost a week to make that uh the recent one on mevin cuz I'd be making the thumbnails myself on blender all of it and then on Photoshop dude this guy's soloing too what the what are they doing I'm a oneman army literally I don't know how long I can be a oneman army but yeah blender's amazing I'm still uh early days learning blender but if you guys want to join the Discord as well I think night bot's been putting it in I'm going to put it in join that does it doesn't even work it doesn't even [ __ ] work oh there we go join that click that join up we can have a chat H it is amazing software man it's crazy blender is gamechanging I've used it for years but haven't really um haven't really leared it until kind of now I've been applying myself it's so pretty complicated how bad are the requirements on this on what hey soldiers can you hear me over over esimo hey Phoenix you just just walk around me Soldier where's the respect you [ __ ] do you know who I am he didn't salute you for a reason dumb ass put your fist down you're goddamn right y there goes esimo and there goes I some people just think that I am a like 50-year-old drill sergeant or something they're like [ __ ] this guy oh my hello fresh box is coming today it might be outside give me a second I got to check my box e it's quiet how I like them is first first time ordering them so we'll see should be good uh no box though so we will have to see about that one my box was supposed to be coming [Music] today a question is expensive headphones make clearer voice I mean what do you have as a mic yeah no it's not headphones it's the mic the microphone you need a interface to uh have a dynamic uh microphone I have an sm7b that I've abused with my screams H you going to use a drop pod to deliver hellofresh to my [ __ ] house well we got three in the mission let's see what's going on in and I need like I need a shield and I need a support weapon I'll try the a throw [ __ ] it pretty powerful gun you're an hostile territory Samson G Track Pro USB mic with voice beer oh yeah you can have USB microphone I'm coming in soldiers can you hear me over holy [ __ ] soldiers I need Communications ASAP I'm listening to a podcast what did you say a [Music] podcast yeah my not what are you saying sold your copies come in over again I didn't understand what you saying oh we got drop ship coming from the West throw some impacts at that [ __ ] get him moving go go go F2 what did you say repeat I'm laughing my airof what did you your Airsoft Soldier I you you what the [ __ ] is wrong with you watch out there's electricity about F2 I'm going to need some Communications immediately I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on here you want to hug me okay I'm quite an affectionate fell I dropped in about 2 minutes before you did you dropped in 2 minutes before and how are they going are they performing well it doesn't seem like it holy [ __ ] electricity is not working electricity is not working okay it's working got to get the walkers it is not working on the Walkers I repeat why did you tag yourself Soldier God damn it that a throw is pretty good you might have enough be for this session all right we got to duck out of this one does your mic even work of course it does it's just hidden because the the HUD I've got HUD on like minimal stuff I don't know why it doesn't show up I don't know what setting that is it might be um it's one of them maybe info feed interaction radical M I'm not sure because it shows the other mics and it shows my mic here but yeah be assured yeah it's by my HP bar I did see that hey welcome to Pizza Cadet Dr Francis I've got a wall I left them in the [ __ ] dirt wait they were doing hard hold up does your game prioritize PS lobbies I think it does oh bear me with the five gifteds again appreciate you brother boom boom boom boom membership membership that is amazing thank you Feller come here go the sis can you hear me over I haven't seen one girl in this game by the way Skye come in welcome to the ship Soldier I read you loud and clear Sarge you read me loud and clear o what about you goonster okay looks like we got a mute I am Scott what about I am Scotty what are you doing you hugging we hugging huging out hey why you got a girl's name Skye not a girl's name it definitely is see a name like Scott now that's a man's that what the hell Scott you're missing your armor I repeat my god dude they just [ __ ] okay what was that okay I got to remember to make a playlist for these uh for these videos oh how are we all going do you guys feel love and local how's your weekend some [ __ ] went some shit's gone down in the Earth today hasn't it not today but the past I don't think you know what I'm talking about incredibly [ __ ] [ __ ] has happened I'm not going to you guys know I'm pretty sure um yeah pretty [ __ ] saw some terrible videos it's disgusting but I hope you guys are safe yeah we all know unless you don't know I can't mention nothing but we all know all right we're on mantis what's mantis is that this robots um G to go with that actually rail Cannon or Cannon boom let's go I came here to not talk about the world sge I just asked if people are having a good weekend bro relax God damn come in soldiers can you hear me over [ __ ] G1 oh my God welcome TMO n b one still Ling when is it going to be your next stream I don't know I'm just trying to do Sundays at the moment should record lines and repeat to save your voice hell no that sucks that is essentially a glorified soundboard I ain't doing that Arc weapons are currently broken and may cause your game to freeze and crash Arc throw Tesla thrower and blitzz up okay thanks for the $5 Askin Askin more Fellers here that guy's a level nine he doesn't even exist oh well imagine a pizza soundboard added to my Amazon Wish List I'm sure if my videos get more popular there's going to be an AI Recreation of my voice but you will not be able to do it what are what you doing mate what kind you Australian therey you on bro I'm good um you didn't ask how I'm doing what am I doing uh what am I doing get yourself a soundboard with all one line is just say I already have a soundboard blackula howdy soldiers can you hear me come in over Rico Zulu Charlie Over well I thought this would be promising I don't know if we're going to find someone we will see console people yeah they do it's not that they talk more it's that they have open mics so they kind of are forced to talk more but uh PC players have have coms and stuff you guys are insane with the memberships and stuff I appreciate it all honestly I keep reinvesting it into videos probably have to get some editors soon because I cannot keep up with the amount of [ __ ] I have to edit but we'll get there for the moment I'm fine $5 from Hollow myth thank you $5 Hollow myth I appreciate you man still the funniest stuff ever you should tell the next group that doesn't talk that not talking is treason and you're GNA have them arrested let's try these fellas rocket pods you guys suggest anything because I don't whatever we'll we'll just try this yeah VoIP isn't uh necessary until about 9: yeah I get you people just casually playing know when you when you go ham you sound almost like Lee hery the god of drill sergeant voices I'll never sound like him come here soldiers can you hear me over W2 J1 God damn it [ __ ] bugger as we say in Australia is it Le's birthday hold up holy [ __ ] that's crazy happy birthday to the legend I I know he's passed I'm just saying rest in pece to a legend dude was the OG what a cool dude definitely was a part of my inspiration rip gunny oh they're down as well all right hit this hit this damn no one's talking hey that's lucky we got those other guys that's cool shot he want you to be killing the enemy well that's what we're doing wow he he talked like this does he goes it's hard to do it show me your War face over it's a different voice come in soldiers can you hear me over it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring you're down my God what's with none of you [ __ ] having Communications too busy dying to talk my guy you're damn right you are and here you are F4 M1 are you okay over you're on the ground standing still in the hole oh my God o ra F4 are you okay I thought you needed help so I dropped down on this planet we got to drop ship inbound we all need help you're damn right rocket PS down oh care drop ship drop ship down two drop chips down well done that was the Sam the Sam did all that the Sam did it thank you Sam is he a new recruit yep he's a new recruit all the way in the back lines taking care I'm going to promote s when we get back to the ship that's all right I might make a like a a little like uh super cut I haven't done that yet much like a 10 to 15 minute video of just like a bunch of different stuff your voice is breaking [ __ ] are you [Music] sure it's wearing down but it ain't breaking dog no it is definitely I can feel a bit of strain going on now cuz I am screaming all right we'll try a little bit more and then I will wrap it up got to take a drink should do death metal vocals yeah favorite metal corol band Parkway Drive if anyone knows that Australian band from Baron Bay shout out [ __ ] love them I'm not dropping I love how that thing exploded it is morning Down Under my voice is more worn out because I just I was playing a character that whole time with with B1 yeah Parkway Drive is the [ __ ] throttle um deep blue is my favorite I had the deep blue vinyl once and it was beautiful I'm a heavy metal core fan kind of X metal core fan I'm really listen to I'm I still will listen to it I met Polaris devil we Parada and a fit for king that's dope dude I know devil is proud of it's good [ __ ] hey soldiers can you hear me over fifth super on the live stream Hollow I appreciate you bro soldiers can you hear me come in I'm going need Communications on this one sounds like pizza you're damn right agent dildo how you doing how you doing boy I am doing good soldier you need some help do you need some help over I would like a lar number 12 you want a what are you ordering takeaway I would like one cheesy di double dip burritos please you ain't going to get it the only dip you're going to get is double diping on the planet [ __ ] now put your finger in a ro hole and get moving shut your mouth you're annoying me mozzarella and mozz you're really annoying me your voice is annoying yeah bro why you so mad you just you sound like a little weasel thanks I'm going to call you weasel from now on Soldier copy copy just roasting this guy weasel have you played this difficult day before or what yes sir okay weel copy weasel how old are you that's classified sir it's not classified we all have to declare our age before we become a hell diver 12 permit for that 12 I thought so you sound like a [ __ ] have you got to school yet or are you homeschooled I I go in person sir I can't understand you weasel I go school in person I don't louder I'm not off schooled good you better get moving get that clipboard and get moving we got robots to kill drop down oo shut up weasel I can't focus with your stupid voice sorry Chef I'm not a chef I'm a drill sergeant how tall are you oh and and two is gone fallen into a hole I repeat he is falling into a hole how'd you miss that [ __ ] you want a hug give me a hug then all right I'm hugging I can't hug I can't [ __ ] hug Jesus C3 I asked how tall you are over who sh in your coffee sir no one [ __ ] my coffee I do the [ __ ] in the coffee over coffee that I don't know how to feel about that coffee that that's not the saying you [ __ ] I'll forgive you though because you're a weasel I'm hearing robots from the bushes we got a tank we got a [ __ ] tank East I repeat I'm going to bring down a rail cannon on that [ __ ] I got recoil this rifle I'll get it too late [ __ ] God I thought weasels were quick you're slow as [ __ ] okay weasel how [ __ ] tall are you [ __ ] weasel weasel now you sound like a [ __ ] bird make up your mind I can't focus her you're a peacock now [ __ ] why is your name you I choose pizza or what what was it I choose Pizza can you even read you definitely are homeschooled oh it sounds like take through the [ __ ] bushes get down Holy balls damn I think the tank has been taken care of I can't get a confirm on that one back up there's a 500 kg coming in Bound na nope that's a 500 kg newbie that's not naom you want to see what napom is I'll show you it's it's next to kids what what the hell are you want to hey I asked you a question before weasel what I forgot the question what is your total height tell me how tall you are I'll tell you a okay okay you wanted to do this I'll fine I'll tell you I'll tell you I should promise tell me three three CM oh I didn't know they stacked [ __ ] that high God damn you weasel bastard you're always bullshitting me you're [ __ ] bro you're a weasel you better run weasel what' you say to me what' you say to me whoa calm down Weezy why you me oh crap you don't kill sergeants you little [ __ ] dweeb you're a little dweeb you know you've just made an enemy out of the worst person you could have made an enemy out of you made yourself an enemy with me the second you talk to me pal oh you sound like you belong on the middle [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up you sound like brick from the middle you little dwee you sound mad man why you angry I'm mad because you're a weasel o ra good God damn do we need to talk about how you feel man you sound kind of angry I'm angry all right because I'm [ __ ] teamed up with little weasel there you go look at that the whole team knows how weasy you are I don't even have to team kill you you just made it an enemy out of your whole team [ __ ] I'm my way going out my way a [ __ ] I survived [ __ ] weasel you're running we're running out of reinfor shut up you're a sitcom [ __ ] actor shut up okay you're in a [ __ ] sitcom you're a shitcom actor over you sound like an actor yeah I'm going to act when I [ __ ] your mother then have to go that far man jesz I'm going to go far all right I'm going to become your dad just call me stepdad from now on you [ __ ] anyone but you man step on your feet and poke you in the eyes you little [ __ ] I didn't want to step on my feet you're 3 cm tall I can step on all of you with just a foot God damn I'm never so my shut uping ond I didn't appreciate that shut up you [ __ ] Dar of a whiy kid sound an ass thank you sir oh rodri's not here you [ __ ] I don't even read R the wh I'm not talking about the books I to read either so how's your day going yeah day's going pretty good actually what about yours all right that's good hope You' been going well yeah my family's dead you missed you idiot hey did I chill out I'm sorry did I did I you miss I don't think I missed anything you [ __ ] did you see fly around the battlefield Point Blank bro oh Point Blank bro do you even know what point blank BS I'll take your [ __ ] backpack thank you okay back up holy sh I got what out behind you my God 500 kg unnecessarily oh very o oh what the [ __ ] Jesus laser hey weasel come over here oh come on man I want to make a change I know come here okay oh [ __ ] I was going to forgive you but it looks like we're not getting out of here alive wer I got no ammo now you sound like a monkey come on C3 let's get out of here you're losing your damn mind oh [ __ ] M oh there's oh no no no no I think we're [ __ ] here don't say that sir that made me feel really sad I know when we're [ __ ] and right now we are [ __ ] I repeat there's a turret a right at us you're damn right you got to shoot it you got to shoot it I got there oh wait is it Noe I got it you're [ __ ] slow weasel you have to work on your aiming orbital I got it it's down Orbeez in the pool I repeat Orbeez in the pool yeah oh raw let's hit that [ __ ] like a YouTuber on crack I can't reload I can't reload I'm out of here I made a I made a swift eject over oh I'm getting hit I'm getting hit oh [ __ ] oh agent D are you still there over there yeah yeah somehow okay so well done Soldier I'm glad you're staying alive we only have three reinforcements don't worry we'll get more in a short time I promise okay brick 500 kg coming down [ __ ] why did you land right oh [ __ ] because that's how I roll who roll move in move in they're still alive how the [ __ ] Friendly Fire isance don't happen you didn't get fired upon don't be [ __ ] saying [ __ ] it's treason what the hell is friendly fire nothing you need to know about I'll take that okay and that is this support weapon yeah Auto Cannon you want that or no what Auto Canon what do you say again do you want this Auto Canon I'm good you don't even have a backpack for that Soldier and still got ammo with it look you've just wasted it are you stupid I got still six rounds left I'm good six you put two into the goddamn sky why is that robot Invincible you were firing on a goddamn super Earth Ship just then you understand you committed treason you committed treason you I shot at a tree more specifically sir yes treason tree like the plants yes I know I just want you committed treason I thought okay [Laughter] I'm trying to so you're like are you like General rash or something general what general rash I do have a general rash on my on my abdominal area ah my [ __ ] brain is hurting so so relatable R weasel you keep hurting my brain over I don't know maybe yelling I don't know I I think yelling hurts yeah but you make me yell you understand you are the cause and the effect you are the Catalyst okay pal I'm not your pal weasel okay yes sir I'm your stepfather no [ __ ] you I'm marryed your mother tomorrow if I get back alive weasle to pick your syles up I can't when this guy's dagging on me you laugh [ __ ] witch bro which of the wicked West I'm not the Witch of the wicked West I don't know what the [ __ ] that even is you laugh like one this stand you know what you are you're the [ __ ] cowardly lying [ __ ] you need some courage courage [ __ ] I can't hit the Walker I'll go around it here I'm walking around it I'm going around it there it is it's dead oh well done get that other one good job weasel grab some race supply it's right there for you I don't need it yeah you doo I I got infinite ammo you got infinite ammo it's a laser gun is a stander issue yeah L uh sickle it's a laser rifle what the [ __ ] is a it's like a it's a laser done that that's all that's you really do sound like you're homeschooled more by the minute Soldier I have unresolved issues sir you have what unresolved issues we resolve them now is not the time God damn God bless the union you dead a [ __ ] I been shot million pieces [ __ ] F it's fine it's fine I'm getting the goddamn robits I'm racist sir what what what did you just say he left what did you say I I drive cars sir that's what I meant I drive car you're a racer okay that's good racer racer yeah I drive cars it's a it's a buildings hey what did you hear what he said he said he was a racer like the black racer and to the orphanages what the hell are we talking about right now gentlemen we need to reain that [ __ ] in Focus we're hitting the South Target immediately over I miss my family sir you family is not going to miss you weasel [ __ ] you I mean sorry sir cuz your mother is deah from Everybody Loves Raymond the terminat it was them he sounds like brick doesn't he a oh [ __ ] are you okay sir I'm fine building Blown Blown building just explode with a grenade what is happening bot drop stop the bot drop fabricator eliminated God Bless America oh God bless super Earth You mean yes I'm sorry God get the fictitious thing correct Weasel oh my head hurts same but I keep pushing yeah I'm Tred to sir rail bomb out oh yeah for [Applause] democracy hell yeah wait what the [ __ ] where'd you come from Craig that was me i'ms you need your goods you got on this planet there's no Goods here but death oh what the [ __ ] I'm falling drill sergeant is that you sir wrong sir we're all going to die we're not going to die brick God damn it you're not dying on my watch oh God Bob watch out get back 500 kogam Jesus that was mine I didn't call that out because I thought you were going to be used to it auto Canon here I've got used to a lot of things like me [ __ ] your mom no my family getting murdered by terminates oh okay and me [ __ ] your mom right so you're an alien no but your mom's going to be after I Devastator [ __ ] [ __ ] I save you sir I got no stems Soldier I got no stems I'm dropping down supplies now sir so what what the [ __ ] you monom oping okay let's go let's go we got monop democracy o ra get some Liberty on the wait we have dropped samples who dropped the samples I think we team killed each other sir there is no point in leaving this planet without my samples copy there our sample sir correction I'm going back I don't give a [ __ ] no sir that's not I wouldn't recommend that yeah well I don't do what is recommended over you yeah you go against the system sir I appr okay wait wait wait wait oh my God these [ __ ] PE these [ __ ] robots are keeping people in cages this is a humanitarian crisis yeah they ate fles bro they're metal as hell don't call me bro I'm more like your dad call me daddy oh that's kind of weird sir it's not weird because I'm about to [ __ ] your mother bro if this it's noral I think you meant that's kind of station I'm going back for the samples copy yes daddy don't you [ __ ] okay I take that back do not say that ever again he takes it back I take that back in its entirety thank you sir I I I prefer calling you sir this was a mistake this was a [ __ ] giant mistake gentlemen yeah I I CH I choose not to sign up for hell divers my cape has been torn to shreds oh my [ __ ] like your will to live sir agreed confirm on that my will to live has diminished over time over [ __ ] I missed [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh samples it was one common sample I I [ __ ] you did it you found one SLE oh [ __ ] I am pushing to hit the ICBM over get the ICBM [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my neck is hurting I don't know what's going on anymore I might be blacking out if I black out tell my wife I love her it's kicking in sir my wife is his mother oh my God you [ __ ] oh Weazel weasel weasel what am I going to do with you I punching your dick you're punching my what I get punched the dick I haven't got punched since I was born and I hope you never be able to make kids you know you're not sounding very strong there brick yeah bro I'm like what I don't know what age I am you said you were five yeah yeah yeah that what you said O Copy under rage enlistment hey that's how we do it we we bring him in early I found the super sample Rock gra good [ __ ] I need those actually shut up I'm going to get him me we got rocks flying we got [ __ ] volcanoes live holy [ __ ] it's rained [ __ ] that's R in turds sir they are not turds I repeat how many samples we got I can't see anything are you stupid Soldier my my brain's shutting down your brain already shut down I'm at the ICBM queuing it up over we're going to need to uncouple those leaks before we launch this [ __ ] make it I want to help I need your [ __ ] on the Move I'm trying affirmative what's the code someone tell me the [ __ ] code I need the code you [ __ ] this uh this rock is empty did you guys already get the the the sample don't give me the code I need a code what is the code seriously give me the [ __ ] code read it can't see it's not on my screen scre I have a part of my H hidden that's why I am asking sir it should be on the top right of your screen it's not the Super s's under under this rock the the under dismay tell me the code okay let me hop on that let me hop tell me the [ __ ] thing no tell me it I'm unlocking it what do you there's a Code tell me the [ __ ] code I got to unlock it I don't give a [ __ ] I'm at the Cod Mach can't the B Doors if we can't if we don't unlock it God damn it weasel you're letting me down here you know that bro I don't give a [ __ ] what is the code over no what bu you know what move I'm not moving I'm I I you [ __ ] off get don't hit me [ __ ] I got it tell me the code you [ __ ] [ __ ] tell me the code what is it 9 6 41 1 9 6 4 one one you better be right you're right well done we did it Well Done weasel it only took you 15 minutes you [ __ ] it took you bro it took you five minutes to understand where the [ __ ] code was I don't even have it on my screen cuz I got to see the [ __ ] lasers hit me TR you do Jo you do you just keep falling Mr weel I [ __ ] we've had a misfire I repeat I need to reinforce immediately sir I forgot the jug of water and I ran sir you brought a jug of water down yeah I was thirst how did you keep that in the HELLP pod over I improvised it looks like you're pretty good at improvising Soldier proud of you I improvised my age I lied that I was 32 sir okay shut your mouth now we're launching a big rocket the big boys are launching the rocket do you even know what the icbf stands for inter pistol I know exactly what it stands for where is E2 over I don't know sir watch out what's happening why is it sir what what's going on what's Happening someone [ __ ] do that crap it's not working oh you got to put on the Square my bad shoot shoot him in the head enemy down ballistic missile out I love super Earth I love I also love super Earth for democracy let's have a hug you [ __ ] go yeah you [ __ ] no hey hey I did I actually didn't mean to do that oh [ __ ] my leg holy [ __ ] weel you tumbled down that goddamn mountain like Jack and Jill launch the [ __ ] missile a mountain is way bigger sir eight 7 6 I don't care about geography five four 3 2 one 40 mik back out over what the [ __ ] what just happened you son of a [ __ ] it's your fault I didn't do anything I was just saling you did you keep talking like you don't do anything I keep talking like you don't do anything cuz you don't do anything oh you're just standing there saled to a [ __ ] explosion there we go holy [ __ ] we got texture stretching all right robots are coming in okay we only got 12 minutes left we got to hurry we got to go let's bust it I am not going to make it east east east we only got one reinfor we got no reinforcements we just got to wait a minute and 20 do not die weasel I repeat do not die I I'll try sir good oh my God it's the cage that's where they keep humans God damn it that's where they keep my mama damn did they do it to her yep what do you mean did they did you say did they do to her yeah did they do it to her did they do what Hardward her what you really were homeschooled Soldier let's move let's move was homeschooled by my by someone I don't know who's that no oh [ __ ] go get [ __ ] moving R Jesus Christ Dad run oh [ __ ] inter inter inter oh [ __ ] no no the [ __ ] their lasers are penetrated my shield immediately oh it Le is unreal 12 seconds we can get you back in bullshitter yes Father well done son I like how you've settled with that now are you crying there no crying until we're back on this ship God you're already annoying you've been my child for 15 minutes I don't want to fight I want I don't want to fight the dad do sir well you will crying and Hell diving yeah put the goddamn gun in your H hand and get [Music] moving fine I'll help fine we're [ __ ] jammed we are jammed I can't do anything I'm dead r two what are you doing I CED the extract I'm trying to get to the Jammer Y what the [ __ ] you you don't have anything to use against it I got to we got to get out of here forget about you sound just like a [ __ ] weasel just like this guy what the [ __ ] with the weasel in the game today God damn we're ending segregation with this one ladies and gentlemen oh I just walk past the mine that didn't detonate no R2 no not rgd2 a [ __ ] [ __ ] get in the hole oh my God how looking over we got 9 Minutes yep I'm I'm going to stay here until it arrive sir okay I am hit the Jammer I on out Patrol there's a patrol heading your way I don't give a [ __ ] okay all right kill put it up boom boom boom boom boom boom come on oh that's a lot of them actually come on God damn it hry hurry I am hurrying not hurry not you sir I'm sorry I wasn't talking to you okay no no no problem we're going to get he we're back what is happening laser is it going to explode are we good no we got you got to blow it up Sir blow what I did what do you mean I disabled hold it over you have to use a hell bomb what the [ __ ] I oh my God are you okay no sir my torso's gone there's no okay there we go I call a help bomb over this [ __ ] Tower is as good as dead d ter ISM ain't cool man hell BB me what this is not terrorism if you oh when you activate it just run as far as you can I'm sitting in a box I know how Hell bombs work son okay father I'm stuck in the [ __ ] building over I'm leaving bomb detonated oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] o ra hell bomb done convering on position call that damn Evac in it is it's the shutts landed already don't you talk back to me like that son I'm going to teach you some manners SP your little B okay Dad I'm sorry I won't talk to you that good boy I'm not going to give you [ __ ] [ __ ] pizza tonight [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah sir I'm not going to give you it all the ship's here go go go okay sir I'm sorry for why we can't leave dude don't leave a man behind F okay copy we got 50 seconds we'll bring in weasel I've been a liability father no you haven't son you got a long history ahead of you don't just go you need a father no I ain't leaving a [ __ ] behind no matter how [ __ ] he is oh come on weasel and 20 seconds get in here I can't where our robots over 500 K down how many kilo 500 kilog boms you got there's nothing there there's nothing there well there's nothing there now isn't it there was I use unnecessary y'all another 500 just to make sure another one are you kidding me you got to be sure son learn from the great get in there get in there go go go [ __ ] two I'm sorry who is staying at the [ __ ] dropped you I got in first oh my God GG boys and my son good job dad you did really good this time thank you son I'm going to [ __ ] your mother so hard she ain't going to be walking through died years ago she didn't die I brought her back she was a clone that's [ __ ] up you're damn right it is can I have pizza sir nope you're getting SLO hey I leled up look at that level 39 amazing sir you're amazing shut up weasel yes sir GG guys that was fun thanks for playing along bro [ __ ] hell you don't you kind of sound like a weasel but no I was being just I was just being you sound like a never mind I sound like pizza o ra oh my head is hurting boys I'm out of here I wonder who saw that is what you [ __ ] you got a mouth on you yeah I wonder why I got that from me you're dad yeah see you later guys I [ __ ] love this guy thank you oh my God that couldn't have been better wow wow all right I was going hard on that one my neck is hurting like the back of my neck GG guys I'm going to wrap it on that one I need to lay down oh I did have a blast thank you for the gifted memberships B give it to Joe w h that was very fun um I will be making more vids let me [ __ ] hang on a minute how do I do this how do I I was going to play the song but I'll just wrap it up I appreciate you all you guys are awesome look out for more content I'll probably stream next week same time but we'll see how it goes I got to make sure that my voice is not completely wrecked all the time but I appreciate you guys I sound pretty good though little bit little bit of uh blood rushing to my head there do you need to have ps+ to run this game I don't think you do cuz I don't have it I just realized that actually I should not be able to play right now but let's not tell PlayStation that all right guys I love you all and I'll talk to you on the DL all right p lters

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Length: 214min 57sec (12897 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 25 2024