He Pretended To Be Gay For Views (ImJayStation)

greetings unnamed fanbase that's that's the name of the community here the unnamed fanbase and I know that can be a little bit confusing but in my defense... so we throw on this title of the worst channel on YouTube a lot and it's usually ingest or just good clean fun but today in light of some of the recent concerns about kids content on YouTube I wanted to talk about some videos that are clearly meant for kids that probably shouldn't exist I think when we usually talk about kids content on YouTube we're talking about stuff for like the youngest of children like the YouTube kids app and animations with songs and like an educational tone at least in theory what we don't usually talk about is content for kids in the Middle Ages sorry not like pop has contracted the plague middle ages but like preteens there's technically a rule that you have to be at least 13 to be on regular YouTube but it's obvious that kids will just lie about their age look no further than this bright side video called this map trick will guess your age where the comments are just kids who are under 13 talking about how the video guess their age wrong you're wrong I'm 10 years old and you said 0-9 like if this happened to you my point being there's a bunch of preteens on YouTube and as such there are people trying to just like squeeze the ad dollars out of them like little sponges there's an entire sub-genre dedicated to just creeping kids out if you just type in 3 a.m. Challenge onto YouTube you see a bunch of these Barney is haunted calling Barney on FaceTime at 3 a.m. Barney found in a play place at 3 a.m. these are some of the people who were talking about a certain unnamed challenge that I won't mention because I don't want to get be monetized like 7 months ago you can see how they're going after a specific demographic one of the worst offenders whose entire brand is creeping out kids is someone by the name of I'm J station if you scroll through his channel it's just a cornucopia of upsetting content Freddy Krueger Mike Myers Cookie Monster you get the idea there's a video here where he claims to talk to the spirit of Mac Miller which is the most disrespectful shit on the planet Deanna Gonzales and Cody Cove both made videos about Jay station in the whole like 3 a.m. challenge trend but today I want to talk about a new trend pretending to order magic potions from the dark web the dark web for those who aren't familiar is an encrypted network of websites that are inaccessible by traditional browsers and search engines but that doesn't matter because they don't know what it is either it's just a stand-in for a creepy Internet place but anyway these potions that they're pretending to order are supposed to give them creepy or magical powers like shape-shifting or teleporting turning into a baby it's not really creepy at all actually it's just weird and I was planning to just talk about those videos because they're ridiculous and then I discovered this we kissed or during gay potion from the dark web at 3 a.m. we've had a good run but now it's time to uninstall the Internet what we're about to watch is a pile of absolute garbage but it's also mega homophobic because the premise of these videos is that being gay is like spooky so I just want to give a little warning if if that's particularly upsetting to you because I don't know maybe you'd prefer if your eyeballs weren't on fire wait they're not gonna address that what's poppin guys it's your boy Jay stationed at my homey here just got straight-up possessed it's gonna take me years to process what just happened so remember to smash that like button like I was rid of the background it's trying to look all hard like yeah yeah we about to drink a potion we actually discovered there's a day posting guys some potion that if you drink will turn anybody gay for exactly one hour guys let me get this straight which is probably a quote from later in this video you can pretend that this potion gives you any power imaginable you could have super strength you could read minds you could guarantee that your subscribers get notifications for your videos just me and the most compelling thing you could think of was turning gay for one hour I guess those other persons were out of stock I'm a straight guy are you I'm not gay bro I'm real straight bro it annoys me how much they feel the need to remind us that they're straight but I get it I too went to middle school and these guys dressed like teenagers so maybe they're just maybe they're just misguided teens 28 wow this is a full-grown adult that is clear I should mention that I also don't know what it's like to be gay and everyone's experiences are different but I know I know that it's not like what's in this video oh I stopped the wrong I'm straight guys like I have no interest in the same sex guys there's nothing wrong with being gay guys but like this entire videos premise hinges on systemic homophobia my own one-dimensional view of what it means to be a guy guys either me or J Hills is this is what it looks like right here oh it's in a vial that's how you know it's potion look at this thing oh my god it's got like all these weird bubbles in it it's purple drink it's pretty sure that's red or you think sighs you get a trim you get like I'm gonna fall in love with you or something no because it's not a love potion guys I don't know this man is ready to drink that potion also gay potion aside this video should actually be called two men order suspicious mystery liquid from the internet and drink it without asking any questions now that's terrifying there's a monster potion there's a bunch of these guys who really wound up for that like he's about to drop a fat list of potions and then he had one example let's smash that like button gosh 50,000 likes there's a bunch of dark blood potions that I want to get monster potion potion to go check out my risky risking what's the risk the risk is drinking an unidentified liquid from the internet it's definitely poison this is freakin crazy bro really big a potion smells like a fruit come on first of all this guy looks high out of his mind second he's not doing a very good job of convincing me that he doesn't want to drink the potion wow that smells really good hopefully I don't win I'm afraid like dude if I drink this am I gonna make it out oh you're back sorry just doing some research it turns out that being gay doesn't mean you just make out with whatever dude is in kissing range I know I was - but hey if you're with your bro and you guys decide you want to make out have at it bros let's do it so then J stations friend J Hills loses at rock-paper-scissors it has to drink the gay potion and it's downhill from there gargle it so we know it's there it's like weirdly explicit for no reason at risk he doesn't have tuberculosis touching himself like that good is going on and this is where the grossly stereotypical gay impression comes in feel like a little bit like a little weird oh you know the weird vibe that gay people have and then the non-consensual touching begins what accent is this so then J Hills tells train station a story about how his cousin is a big fan and how she wants a picture of the two of them my little cousin she wanted a picture with me you yeah which doesn't make any sense because they're friends and of course there are already photos of the two of them but it's a trap you guys see me a father I'm down to take a pic what do you mean a couple things first he reacted like he saw a monster to be honest non-consensual touching is like a monster so I'll give him a pass on that second I like how he looks into the real camera and said the phone camera because he knows he's shooting the thumbnail three two one thumbnail later J station asked his friend to delete the photo not because it overstepped a bound in their relationship but because he's afraid people think he's gay anyway back to his reaction you don't like a kiss you didn't ask for I'm not talking to you then I'm gay this is just how we are then he inexplicably goes and puts on lipstick so I have a lot of questions why did he make a beeline to the bathroom to put on lipstick how did he know that there was lipstick in the bathroom and finally why is there a sarcophagus in his house we don't have time for all these questions because our boys have run out of antiquated gay stereotypes so then they just start using stereotypes about women Oh a sandwich what is this voice but you did the secret gay handshake and then there's the popsicle that he discovers in the kitchen which is very upsetting okay we're done here and that brings us to the worst part of the video where J Hills chases J station around trying to force himself on him and they just play like cartoon like hijinks music so then J station starts running away and he falls down and then J Hills pounces on him and in a dramatic climax the potion wears off Wow what luck so he snaps out of it and has complete amnesia about what happened to bad sweets you see this video wait oh the gay pussy that's right you got it man oh my god smash the like button right now guys let's hit 50,000 libor J 30k oh my god hold up hold on lipstick on your lips so where the kids come into this well other than the fact that kids are the only people who would find that video compelling or real there's two more videos in this gay potion series in the previous of this next video is that Kermit the Frog is holding J stations channel hostage and he has to drink the gay potion to get it back video so about a week and a half ago maybe two weeks ago I saw logisticians make his French inhale ring our game potion yeah what the guys this is challenge number five from Kermit the Frog guys I've almost all completed every challenge he has he said that after seven challenges he will give me my channel back guys so Kermit sends in the box and let's just see what's in it oh my god guys there's a lot of stuff they couldn't even get a new box they're saying whoa so much because they can't believe that Kermit the Frog wouldn't use packing peanuts what a savage really familiar yeah don't tell me that's what I think it is what do you think it is it's like deep ocean broke a potion yeah I remember I gotta say this looks nothing like the first potion so the fact that he recognizes it on site is a little suspicious I'm not really gay so if this is a game potion I'm freaking scared guys I'm a straight guy did he just say mmm brings back memories isn't that a phrase you used when you're like fondly remembering something 43 April just do not come near me that's all I know I'm filming the video like two feet away from you but don't come near me then Jason drinks the potion oh oh and exactly the same things happen as in the previous video look say he's salsa dancing with a ghost then he just puts the makeup on while doing his best James Charles impression these tattoos are giving Adam Levine a run for his money cute walkie hello what the colleague relize life yo chill with the compliments bro I don't want my ego getting too big bro you know why we talked about this I know I feel like whoa what are you doing it's a brush bro relax okay why do they keep sucking on stuff working yeah I'm not gonna lie some of the moments they have together are pretty cute I gotta add like they unfortunately have to put gay people down and they're ruinous quest for clout but you can tell that they clearly enjoy playing pretend with each other never mind I think he means beauty is pain pain is beauty is the third studio album from American singer-songwriter Chelsea Wolfe so after Jay station's self-imposed makeover he asks his friend Jay hills for a selfie but once again it's a trap he gonna kiss him Jay Hillsman super sand he act surprised but they're taking a selfie he can see it in the viewfinder then as is the way of the gay potion Jays nation backstreet Hills in a corner and it's extremely uncomfortable you can clearly see his arm still like just holding the camera in place no no don't do that and then right at that moment once again the spell breaks I like how things gonna be gay forever because he doesn't know about makeup remover even in distress guys guys go ahead and smash that like button right now let's get to a hundred thousand likes one for each tear the final video in the gay potion trilogy is called we made out making Kermit the Frog drink the gay potion which are they allowed to use Kermit like this that day we are making Kermit the Frog drink the gay posts in this video is exactly like the other ones except it also ruined my childhood it's not clear if J and Kermit our friends or enemies cuz they seem to like each other but then J will say stuff like I'm definitely gonna cut you open okay I'm gonna murder you in cold blood if you don't drink the game potion I don't really have a choice that's so good boy so after Kermit drinks the gay potion he agrees to leave J station alone forever as long as he makes out with him for 30 seconds and J station agrees he agrees to kiss a puppet sensually while Marvin Gaye's let's get it on plays in the background sorry unfortunately I I won't be able to finish this video because I just have my computer on fire video what super crazy guys super embarrassing why are we yelling the video ends with and I'm not making this up a remix of Alex Jones turned the frogs gay quote which is the only self-aware moment in the entire series the comments on these videos really illuminate the problem because the only people leaving comments are people who are disgusted with je station in children that's probably J's scariest experience so far I literally spit out my water but also offended because it's homophobic is hermit the Frog real I hope you get your channel back this is so realistic that it's kind of scary I think he might be gay holy freaking crap morsels that was disgusting okay so right as I was wrapping up this video I noticed that J stations friend from the videos J Hills posted a video to his his own channel called I mixed the baby and gay potion from the dark web and used it on I'm J station insane and I didn't want to watch it but we all make sacrifices in life instant regret with another banger video before this video be sure to hit that like button comment down below what you want to see next and please hit that subscribe button you see in a rush also why is this tongue blue it's all that potion I'm mixing those two most craziest function yet I'm mixing the baby potion and ex-gay potions together guys imagine a gay baby like I actually have no idea how that's gonna work I do not know what a gay baby is like okay I think I'm gonna cancel my plans for the day so that I can lie down also this man has five mid-roll ads on a ten-minute video I didn't even know that was allowed meanwhile I have I've won ad in this video I should really put more ads in these videos I understand that these videos are meant to be entertaining and that it's all in good fun but if it's at the expense of a marginalized group maybe just don't especially if it comes off as a clear money grab to fill your house with more sarcophagi also for all those false copyright claims out there this is what copyright claims are for I'm sure deep oceans are not how Jim Henson imagined his legacy I think that shit like this happens when you mix like clout chasing with ignorance which when multiplied by Internet can cause real pain for people this made me realize how lucky I've been to be surrounded by people from diverse backgrounds and identities and I wanted to share the love a bit so here's the bright side that's supposed to make you feel a little bit better about the world there's a lot of media these days with wants depictions of lgbtq+ people which usually means there's regular people and it's not like a like a spooky challenge to identify with them this isn't like a major one by any means but it just happens to be one of my favorites the bright sessions it's a fiction podcast and it tells the story of these people with superpowers processing their emotions through therapy it's kind of dope there's also great youtubers across the spectrum of content that don't have to pretend to be queer like Jackson Byrd it's raddish time Asante be Rowan Ellis this isn't like a political statement it's not a like sjw thing I'm just in favor of anything that makes kids or adults feel less alone I don't know it's just this weird thing about thanks to Zoe EBE or glass ceiling on Instagram I have no idea I'm saying Mary do you want me to bet you your name do the stuff you know what it is oh and one more thing I'm going to cut off the end of the

Channel: Jarvis Johnson

Views: 2,987,976

Rating: 4.9517145 out of 5

Keywords: jarvis, jarvis johnson, black youtubers, comedy, nerdfighter, dark web 3am, dark web potion, imjaystation 3am, imjaystation, danny gonzalez, drew gooden, cody ko, this guy sucks, worst channel on youtube, gay potion, dark web, imjaystation dark web, dark web potions

Id: wv9G8d4tXhw

Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/ClemDog16]

Wooooo JayStation, we all love the truly amazing content he makes (sarcasm)

It takes a special kinda guy to upload a video saying his gf has died (causing her family to genuinely mourn her and stuff) and try to contact her at 3am (old habits die hard ig) and then the next day upload a collab vid on your second channel with her

[u/anotherbihiding]

EDIT: Trigger Warning

[u/stardustiii_]

Jarvis is great