Bad Relationship Memes For Heartbroken Teens

hi unnamed fanbase I am Jarvis Landry wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns and today I wanted to take a trip down memory lane unfortunately I don't have a driver's license I only have this permit from when I was 14 nor do I know where memory lane is doesn't ring a bell anyway today you'll just have to settle for me making fun of moody romance memes for teenagers being a teenager is rough I think all I remember from that time is having a lot of dramatic emotions listening exclusively to Fall Out Boy and panic at the disco and never leaving my house because I was too busy making angsty forum signatures so you best believe I held a lot of hands I hold a lot of hands I mean left a lot of vague AI em away messages that I hoped my crush would read I just want to make sure I sufficiently embarrass myself before we get into today's topic because I was on Instagram this week working on a different video actually about fake fact accounts and I discovered a lot of these like love and romance themed instagrams for it seems like they're for teenagers pointless existence one-sided love for you and painful writings and I assume that for teens mostly because they're very moody he left she left love didn't they Photoshop the blue angels onto a Drake album cover and come to think of it Drake's lyrics or I think partially responsible for for this phenomenon I know they say that first love is the sweetest but some buddies are borderline emo if you're not good-looking you have no rights to love someone no need to visit me after my death I needed you when I was alive a smiley face and their whole concept of love seems like it comes from pop music and bad Disney movies I love you more than words and more than breath and more than life also one of the accounts is literally called feelings of a teen so just a hunch I ended up fighting hundreds of these and they're all very weird I also saw myself in a lot of these memes which is why I wanted to talk about it just look at this kid my driver's permit looks like a mugshot and since then I've gone from moody teenager it's a moody adult with exactly the same music tastes also in my last video some people pointed out to me that my shirt folded so it looked like it said crying my best and honestly that's a brand I can get behind it so for a limited time I'm gonna make crying my best shirts and if you want some free merch DM me on Instagram or Twitter I'm gonna give some away over there I think I'll leave it up for about a week and you can use promo code crying for 10% off with that out of the way let's get into the memes missing you is my hobby caring for you is my job making you happy is my duty and loving you is my life it sounds like you don't have any hobbies I mean I get it I have I've had you know my life consumed by relationships but it doesn't end well obviously in my experience and this is gonna sound crazy you'll be happier if you've got your own stuff going on otherwise you're basically giving control of your feelings to another person so don't do that or else nudes will you forced me to sending nudes yes I will but not your body I want to see your soul naked I want to know your darkest secrets I love you I love you more gross what kind of question is this is this the start of a conversation what should I say hello know if that's that's too forward how about will you force me into sending nudes you how'd it get his attention also if anyone is asking you if you're gonna force them to do something maybe don't answer yes especially because he's just being coy for no reason I'd love to see this guy in an interrogation I'm gonna ask you one more time did you steal the precious jewels yes in fact I saw the most precious jewel of them all the jewel of knowledge from the vault of understanding under arrest three things I can't control smile on my face when I see you tears in my eyes when I miss you jealousy when I see you with someone else so one of the major themes that you'll see with these memes one of the meme themes is jealousy and that's not very good I know that it's natural sometimes to feel jealous but try to identify the inner insecurity there if it helps jealousy is usually seen as a pretty unattractive trait so just let people be themselves or don't this is a YouTube video yes I'm selfish smirk because I don't want to share you with anyone else winky face I don't know if you've noticed but a lot of these memes sound like pop songs in sync actually has a certified heater called selfish that is about exactly this topic yes I am so mad murphy's I don't want to share you with anyone wink PSA don't read it to pop lyrics you're gonna be disappointed lucky are those who have a loyal and caring person in their life but having someone who gives you priority more than pub G is a blessing the pub tree reference is so specific but they're they're trying to package this is like a like a profound quote actually come to think of this reminds me of one of my favorite pieces of wisdom but you can like take with you throughout life non-violence is the weapon of the strong but armadillos God sword is the strongest weapon and old school runescape so come to Deep wildy and fight me no that one's from Gandhi next I want to talk about relationship goals which come up a lot and these memes and you know relationship goals like when you see John Legend and Chrissy Teigen or or jay-z and Beyonce or Danny Gonzales and Drew Gooden and you're like that like I want to I want to shrink myself down to the size of a pea and then just like burrow into their bodies and and live out their exact experience for myself you know just me relationship I want a relationship like Tom and Jerry fight daily but still can't live without each other there's a lot to unpack here like the fact that relationship is in quotes that's suspicious and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you don't want a relationship like Tom and Jerry because they're a duo that is famous for trying to kill one another funnily enough because of this post I think Instagram started recommending me Tom and Jerry clips and in one of them Tom calls an exterminator to their house to murdered so honestly hashtag goals oh my god goals baby are you jealous so baby are you jealous already told you no baby can I get a kiss go get a kiss from that ugly who liked your status on Facebook emoji emoji why is this goals I can see if maybe by that ugly who likes your status on Facebook they were talking about themselves but is that what they mean I certainly hope that's it because otherwise this conversation is very concerning and they should see in counseling did you see how you replied no with four exclamation points that that is a lot of exclamation points I'm concerned I miss you no correct that I miss you old you the one that cared about me I just can't shake the feeling with these would sound better a song Oh Peppa Peppa and Peppa Peppa and oh I trusted you because your actions will nothing and I mean nothing will stop detective hoodie from finding good food how do you say goodbye when your heart still wants to hold on when you love someone age distance height and weight are just numbers but did you know that when you don't love someone they're also numbers before we started dating Sally I to be honest saw your age distance height and weight as abstract shapes and it really confused me because I don't do shape so good now that we're in love I finally see them as numbers this next one's just called yes how are you I'm fine are you sure yeah I said I'm fine tell me the truth I miss you okay I miss you so much and it's killing me hey why you are not replying I'm sorry I'm here in front of your house come outside and kiss me why is this text conversation in sepia tone it looks like it's been passed down through generations so topic that comes up far more than it should on these accounts is pregnancy and it always comes complete with a ridiculous story Frank knit I am pregnant I gotta put pregnant right there at the top that way you know it's about pregnancy you probably wouldn't get that from from the conversation hey I'm pregnant whoa whoa whoa slow down slow down what are we talking about uh pregnant Oh okay continue I'm I'm pregnant Wow Congrats pregnant must be a sequel hey I'm pregnant these people are very direct hi hello I'm pregnant next question Wow but why are you upset is it a mistake no honey don't be sad let's get married heart emoji why do you worry I will talk to your parents and now smile a new life is waiting for us both one thing for sure is that I want a baby girl I can't tell if this conversation is happening in person or over text how would he know if she was upset if it was a text based on the words hey I'm pregnant which seems pretty casual to be honest but if it was in person how could he use animaux either he's a mind-reading empath he just said in emoji out loud which is maybe the first time that's ever happened or they're sitting next to each other but texting this very intimate conversation also this feels like a conversation that you probably shouldn't have over text I can't follow the new life is waiting for us both with one thing's for sure is I want a baby girl is it a mistake I don't know is it a girl miss me with that boys shit okay so this next story is exciting because we've been building to this from the executive producer of pregnant and the studio that brought you pregnant no relation New Line Cinema presents pregnant I'm pregnant she said while sleeping he was happy to hear the good news so he was happy did you catch that you might have missed it so I can explain he was happy to hear the good news so he was happy it's really quite profound he was excited he'll excited are you pregnant he asked I'm pregnant are you pregnant it's very common among the kids to respond to a statement with the question form of that statement oh I'm hungry are you hungry basic teen stuff no it was just a dream can I ask you a question baby it's 1:00 a.m. in my dream you left me after knowing that I'm pregnant will you leave me she said in a low voice Oh will you leave me and what follows is an Oscar award-winning speech I just I just hope that I could do it justice are you mad or what stop watching movies I ain't going anywhere when I have the guts to sleep with you I have guts to raise our child also how can you even think like this first stop watching movies first halfway through the paragraph he already said stop watching if the news is true we'll raise our child I don't this is oh sorry forgot to tell you they're in a relationship they're not married is an author's note in the middle of the story can you imagine if books had this it is our choices Harry that show what we truly are far more than our villages I'm so sorry I forgot to tell you that Dumbledore has a foot fetish and nicely called humble daddy in bed anyway back to my epic tale of heroism Destinee don't worry too much about these cuz it won't come up again at all oh my god this tag someone who needs to read this comment love letter by letter want to be engagement tactics that a lot of these accounts use is to have people comment a word that's relevant to the story letter by letter and Instagram I don't know why maybe it's good for the algorithm or whatever but it looks really dumb smoking and drinking may kill you but so does loving someone type kill letter by letter we fall in love with three people in our lifetime each for a specific reason I mean yeah duh everybody knows that I mean ariana grande said it best one teaches you love one teaches you patience one teaches you pain and if that doesn't work out then you'll never fall in love again sorry will you marry me do you have a house none but do you have a BMW car none but how much is your salary how's this guy proposing to this woman and she doesn't know any basic facts about him oh wow yeah I guess we have been dating for a while are you homeless hoon going steady for about two years now and I still haven't seen his BMW car so I guess I just asked if he has one no salary but no but you have nothing you have nothing you don't have a BMW car you have nothing how could I marry you just leave me please girl goes away boy talking to himself I have one Villa three plots three plots this 1596 three ferrari two porsche one lamborghini his girlfriend has left him and now he's mumbling to himself about how much money he has well technically I don't have one house I have three so that's not even counting the plots why do I still need to buy a cheap BMW how can I get the salary when I'm actually the boss Morrel don't judge anyone because everyone has a different story that was not the moral that I was expecting I was thinking something more along the lines of don't judge someone for their specific material possessions or if you do maybe find out before your boyfriend proposes in case you're wondering if these accounts are super skeezy and only exists to make you're right disclaimer we the admin don't take any responsibility as shopping pages they buy ads from us and we promote them on our pages but always take their information before purchasing anything because some of them might do fraud I can't be responsible for their fraud all I did was was take their money and promote them to my thousands of impressionable followers how are you fine confused betrayed useless broken never good enough fragile anxious I'm falling apart and you don't notice it yeah that's how words work great look at this possibly mean we're no strangers to how can I forget you when your name is still my phone's password I have an idea change your password don't make attachments life is not a Gmail what is this trying to argue that you shouldn't do things that you can do in Gmail like communicate with people also Gmail doesn't make attachments you still make the attachments there's actually from one of my favorite of these Instagram accounts painful writings and their account has a large collection of quotes that are like just as weird and cheesy against backdrops that make absolutely no sense love turns men into boy heartache turns boy into men you know I've given these accounts a hard time but I have to admit they teach some some pretty good life lessons Hey last night you and your girlfriend slept together yeah so how was it did you lose your virginity yes I lose my virginity but through words my girlfriend shared her all dark secrets instead of her body I learnt the real meaning of sex you're still a virgin man why do people keep answering yes two questions where the answer is obviously no is this the same guy from the nude texts so Karen and I have a bit of a surprise announcement oh my god are you guys pregnant yeah we're pregnant pregnant with questions questions about this world are you going to be parents or yeah I guess we are gonna be parents of ourselves as we've come of age it's time to leave our mother's nest I'm confused we broke out did you know the girls usually can't maintain eye contact with the person they love that explains everything not that she dislikes me hidden wants to avoid me she's in love with me that's a healthy conclusion to draw here hey man how are things with Karen Karen I only looked her in the eye on weeks Wow man Congrats a tears made of 1% water in 99 percent feelings hey can I have some of that water this this isn't water it's 99 percent feelings it's very expensive you bottle your feelings is it that obvious all right so that about does it for weird relationship memes on Instagram I am gonna go sit in the corner and think about what I've done so low I was editing the video I got a tweet from an actual 15 year old so shout out to Jennifer she said I'm 15 and my life is boring so anyone got tips please send I'm desperate so I figured I would answer this in the video for all the teenagers watching who are feeling like you know confused by life and everything just no but you're doing great and keep your head up no one has it figured out even the adults that seem like they do like your parents probably in a sad and emo as I was as a teenager so much my life is defined by that time like for example doing YouTube but if you had told me then what I'd be doing now I I wouldn't believe it so waste your time because you're probably not actually wasting it value your friendships no you're worth five things you love and just keep trying and try not to obsess over things that aren't meant for you right now because something just as good or better it could be right around the corner things will get better if you love it thanks to Amanda or pondok you ta1 for sending me a message on in Graham I have no idea if I'm saying that right if you want me to Bridget your name do the thing in the places and I'll take notice and I will pronounce your name husband and wife you may now kiss the bride

Channel: Jarvis Johnson

Views: 1,781,758

Keywords: jarvis, jarvis johnson, comedy, jarvis johnson 5 minute crafts, romantic memes, romance meme, relationship goals, relationship memes, emo memes, relationship advice, bad instagram, bad instagram meme, bad instagram advice, funny memes, funny instagram, worst of instagram, emo, fall out boy, emo music

Id: Tgx8JhaPt-E

Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2019

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One of the funniest videos by him imo

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