I guess Troom Troom is racist now?

so i'm no stranger to trim trim i've talked about them before just once before actually and the other time i tried following a cooking tutorial from them and it went great i wanted to look into trim trim today because our own world has gotten pretty strange so maybe troom shroom won't seem so weird anymore i was wrong it's worse this video is called 11 ways to sneak fast food into the movies and i already know that we're in for a treat no pun intended because uh sneaking food into the movies isn't very difficult also this isn't very useful right now because i don't know how many of us are going to the movies but room doesn't care about these facts shroom trim worlds people are going to movies all the time and that's who this video is for it's for citizens of troom dream world strength room has 20 million subscribers now wow i think they had like 5 million when i last talked about them so i'm impressed congrats how can you sneak tasty fish into the movies this is already weird this video is called 11 ways to sneak fast food into the movies last time i checked uh a mermaid is not particularly fast unless you're in the water only with a mermaid i hope this man isn't planning on eating this woman it seems that the mermaid isn't the tasty fish it seems that they it seems that the mermaid has uh tasty fish earrings which they must have walked in with it's not hard to sneak anything into the movies can we disagree that it's not hard that there's not a problem with sneaking food into the all you need is a bag and some fast food or snack food this fish is not fast food i guess unless you're a mermaid also is a does does a mermaid eat fish seems like some sort of cannibalism also and i know we're only six seconds into the video this guy does not look like he's enjoying this fish so perhaps he could have gone with a more traditional snack the only believable thing about this video so far is that the movie theater is empty because who is going to the movies right now if i did go to the movies and it was empty except for a mermaid and a man eating fish it wouldn't be the weirdest thing i've seen in 2020 [Music] right trim troom make it easy because uh it was hard before a giant cheeseburger are you kidding me no who is this who is a security guard slash referee who's like ah that's actually i'm actually gonna give you a yellow card for fast food in the movie theater also why a giant burger again these are not things that you want to be eating during a movie salt and pepper ground meat to taste i'm sorry i thought we were sneaking fast food in the movie theater not cooking a comically large burger know what would help stretch out our video is if we included a food recipe in our movie theater life hack video because it's relevant kind of fry a big patty the size of the whole pan but why are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of paul blart i'm not like a nutritionist or anything but i've got to imagine that that much ground beef cannot be good for you that doesn't even look like meat how are you gonna cook this evenly i already have so many questions about this recipe you just showed us a before and after as if everyone already knows how to cook a giant hamburger cut round bread in half and fry the inside round bread that's that's pretty non-specific where i'm from you can't really buy bread by the shape i have so many more questions about the preparation of this giant hamburger than i do about how i'm gonna get it into the movie theater because getting into the movie theater isn't really a problem anyone has ever had maybe in trim trim world that's uh everyone loves big burgers and they can't get them into their movie theater so that everyone who's watching this from trim trim land is like ugh what an everyday struggle let's prepare the filling for the burger coat the bottom half with sauce i'm a little concerned that she's wearing surgical gloves this burger is so big who travels to the movie theater with their their dishware from homes i forgot that the whole purpose of this was that someone went through all that work and then was turned away at the at the door what are these guys up to now that's a question that i have what are these guys up to they have no one working the concession stand but they do have a weird doctored movie poster for 22 jump street called 22 woohoo street i don't know what wuhu is maybe it means something in the trim trim universe instead of starring jonah hill and channing tatum it stars these poorly photoshopped men named jake hill and mike tatum someone went through a lot of effort to make this poster this guy kind of looks like adam sandler and that's bothering me he looks like a mix between adam sandler and uh the dude from the american pie movies let's follow them i don't have time to discuss this man's haircut cheeseburger is securely hidden in the stomach let's go honey our baby loves this movie so about this was the entire point of this so that you could pretend to be pregnant so that you could sneak a baby-sized hamburger into the theater also these posters are really something the woohoo men who is woo hoo other than a celebratory phrase i've never been to a theater where the ticket taker is also the security guard that's so cute a third ticket for your baby come in why did they give the baby a ticket maybe this is a life hack for getting extra tickets at the movie theater now that that's pretty good ashley decided to copy the trick but it didn't work ashley really should have tried harder i know we're not that far into the video but there are so many things wrong with every every frame every frame of a dream trim video is a painting because this is art so just quickly recapping this other couple is attempting to steal the life hack this man runs up to the concession stand and takes tickets off the concession stand like why are those tickets there and the girlfriend who has seemingly paid for some concessions what are you trying to sneak into the theater you got caught but like the was all of this to sneak in hamburger buns into the movie but it didn't work get out of here we can finally enjoy our giant cheeseburger but everyone wants to try it too bon appetit well man we would have given you a bite if you ask don't you hate when a bearded man takes a bite out of your comically large hamburger at the movie theater i sure do and i would love a life hack to stop it this is a great example of how these life hacks introduce far more problems than they solve also this cheese never melted so i can only assume this hamburger is freezing cold next come on in oh goodness this is the snack queen herself wearing her canopy tiara so now they're not even hiding the food that they're bringing in they're just putting it on their head cut out two cardboard arches for a crown again with these very complicated hacks you don't search your bags cut wooden skewers glue them to one arch color the crown with black spray paint put different kinds of cheese and olives on the skewers we figured out a way to snack at the movies ah finally a way to snack at the movies i was i've gone years without figuring out how so i'm glad i'm glad trim trims on the case you just have to sit close to the snack queen who are these who just keep eating other people's food in the theater pay attention to the movie they spray painted this they're spray paint on on those skewers you can't eat a spray painted skewer her tiara will be enough for half the people in our room is the hack to provide food for the rest of the movie theater are they so snack deprived in this movie theater that everyone can afford tickets to the movies but can't afford a single concession and so the only way that they can eat is to have someone sneak in a few pieces of cheese on their head wow there's a real boxer in the house come here athlete we need you you take a little rest and we'll use your gloves chips and snacks fit perfectly in them andy put on the gloves alright so for this life hack um all you need is a boxer ahead of you in line who is wearing a boxing uniform that no one has ever worn to box including but not limited to the world's smallest boxing gloves some boxer he was so easily apprehended by these buffoons and go to the movie ring this security guard loves athletic guys right hook just watch the movie these people just left the movie theater and came back in to with a boxer they could just hang out with the security guard and and play fight our plan worked hurry up get our snacks out the plan worked because any plan would have worked but there's a problem our snacks turned into dust after the fight with the security guard ow after the fight with the security guard where they were not touching each other you were punching so fast that the popcorn turned into dust wait hang on they've got the greatest showman then you have boohoo story i don't even know what movie that's supposed to be but i do know what movie sonic the hedgehog is supposed to be what the is this cursed image what have you done with sonic has the sonic the hedgehog movie not been through enough first twitter bullied it into a completely different character design and now they've gone and put this scary man's face onto sonic's face no one needed to see this someone figured out a way to hide french fries in a purse and sneak it into the theater we can do that too andy look at your bag everything will fall out of it they got so close to actually using a bag and then they threw it away and of course we'll add our favorite ketchup more french fries without ketchup are just a waste of calories this is the grossest in the world look at this bag look at this disgusting thing ew are you proud of yourself because you got food into the theater but at what cost where did the giant ketchup container come from by the way you could have just put that in the bag the bag would have fit it just fine you also didn't need to dump out the french fries is this obvious or am i crazy this visitor loves japanese food okay what the this is actually messed up i know it's a bit i know this is a joke and this whole channel is like well i don't know what this whole channel is i think that's kind of the the intrigue but this is bad and it's uh no just now even her earrings are made out oh come on the music too i just i just wanted to have a fun time and point out that it's silly that plants are in the movie theater i've never seen plants in a movie theater nor have i seen a security guard with surveillance goggles or whatever the she's wearing why did you have to stoop to this dream drew we were all rooting for you arigato oh god this this is so stupid it's no longer fun now it's just dumb and bad and racist or soy sauce in a little box at this point in a desperate cry for help i sent this video to my friend mayuko who happens to be japanese and she had some really good points and is also far more qualified to speak on this than i am so i invited her on the channel maiko thank you for for accepting my phone call on very short notice um it's been a long time since you've appeared on my channel so shout out it's been a hot minute um i'll play some b-roll of the the old days every day is a good day for pants every day there's another fan for those of you who don't know my friend maiuko is an excellent creator and technologist who is a ios engineer we used to work together at patreon if you ever want to like learn how to make ios apps or learn about the tech industry coding for fun and also just like chill vibes check out my eco's channel we won't be doing anything productive here today mayako i'm sorry that i am subjecting you to this but trim trim is at it again and i know you don't speak for all japanese people but i just need like another warm body to confirm that i'm not going insane i got you that's what friends are for everybody that's what friends are for this visitor loves japanese oh my god this music i know right this is music just to begin with it's like is this from an 80s show is this a generic asian sound it's like pentatonic scale with some sort of tycho sounding drum that like is generally yeah this visitor loves japanese food even her earrings are made out of sushi do you wear sushi earrings i mean she loves japanese don't you wear yeah of course i wear rice on my ears all the time arigato oh no oh no oh no please they've smashed together so many countries i feel like and they did it bad because not only is the music super generically asian japanese people don't bow with their hands together like this you're telling me you don't bow with the soft drink in hand is that not this is this is not good form contrary to popular media where you know every asian person is bowing like this like japanese people bow with their hands their sides oh god this is like people like this make me want to run the other way and there are people in the world like this but the fact that troon troop has used one i actually don't know if it's more concerning that this person is in the trim trim universe or that they exist outside of the true universe as well also i'd like to say that just like her whole look and stuff is just like so like i mean if she was like actually really into japan she would look very different but this is very clear that they put zero effort into like right what like there's no asian people or japanese people in the writing or production of this oh absolutely not i think we know that for sure has anyone ever taken chopsticks out of their hair and eaten with them no that's gross i don't even think putting chopsticks in your hair like no one does that like would you put a fork in your hair and then eat with that like well i don't know how to that sushi looks plastic wait so those earrings are actually food like she put food in her earrings and she's hurting her ears i think that this is the grand plan it's so not practical true that's true as we know about true truth videos that's true that's what i was going to say like you must be new here honey she's not even eating the sushi that's on her earrings she just also has a plate of sushi japan is weird in a lot of ways there's a lot of weird stuff it's a certain kind of weird and this is just cringy it like doesn't do service to the japanese weirdness bringing the girl with a tail our mermaid has her own accessories made out of sun-dried sardines why is she a mermaid no that means go ahead seafood [Music] wait she gets in everyone knows a mermaid you got to let a mermaid into a movie theater yeah it's in the rules well someone is peacefully eating sushi andy and the mermaid fill the whole room with the smell of fish ew i feel like if you make sushi earrings they're probably gonna smell pretty fishy still maybe not as fishy as the dried sardines but you're gonna smell the fish so you're gonna smell the fish that's a that's a if you take anything away from this video you're gonna smell the fish it's all here oh even sushi girl leaves yeah sushi girl was like i want nothing to do with this i think that was all of of sushi girl thank you maiko for uh being our japan correspondent for today yeah japan correspondent all day any day yeah my heart is like beating so fast just like how obscene all of this was do you want to plug your channel or anywhere that people can check you out sure i'm everywhere on the internet at hello myuco so check me out all right thanks very cool i'll let you go but we'll catch up soon the other guests can't stand the smell of fish ah the mystery of why the movie theater was empty is solved not in the way i was expecting though because this was released in july of 2020 uh when we were knee-deep in a pandemic as we still are rosie is a businesswoman so she has to be online 24 7. that's why she needs a portable charger cut a rectangular hole in the side of an accessory box now these are just unrelated to the premise coat the box with acrylic paint paint an apple logo on top a necessary step put burrito ingredients in the box oh it was to take food in it is still on topic i see put a tortilla in a folder oh that's my favorite sentence of the video put a tortilla in a folder turns out this portable battery doesn't only charge rosie's phone it also charges her stomach it doesn't charge your phone actually at all because it's not a phone battery or charger of any kind it's just a compartment with food in it that's a tortilla looks like a microfiber cloth it looks like this microfiber cloth that i have right here is this a tortilla guess i should put this in a folder this is a portable set for a mini burrito a mini burrito but it's so tiny that you can't fold all the way so you just hold it in like a little u-shape this is your taco do you want one just like this order rosie's signature movie burrito now those are the crispest 20 american dollar bills are these even real they don't look real also did you just pay 40 dollars for a taco yeah i do need to go to the movie theater rosie came up with a tricky two-in-one plan she'll sneak burgers into movies and make her chest bigger at the same time genius oh genius i love a good lumpy boob same time hello can a lady get some privacy hurry up come out why couldn't they knock for real why why are they knocking specifically not to make a single sound we are getting burger enhancement surgery no you're not it would still be breast enhancement surgery if you were adding burgers to your breasts what burger should i choose smaller or bigger can i have a bigger one please i just don't know who this is for i just don't know it's not for kids i don't think this is weirdly we're weirdly now in the logistics of breast augmentation surgery can you imagine going to the doctor and is like i'm really undecided actually i'm looking to supersize you can use smaller burgers is time worth nothing to these people whoa look at those curves you can have our tickets whoa we're gonna give you a ticket for each of those bad boys and they say chivalry is dead it's andy's turn whoops the burgers made him fall sir are you okay hurry up call an ambulance this security guard needs to lift her sunglasses up so much that she should probably not be wearing sunglasses indoors i'll give him chest compressions i'll give him uh burger neck compressions is what i'll give him because the burger is is it's just right next to his neck strangle someone that way their heart comes back look what i have a chicken leg instead of a coke cool man cover a coca-cola cup with a printed picture of soda trace the cup and cut out a circle make a hole for a straw in the center using a hole puncher put a fried chicken leg on a wooden skewer sorry i know i should have had a problem with this beforehand but i'm starting to get desensitized to these videos uh and i'm mostly just upset that they called that a fried chicken leg i don't know what that is cut a piece of a straw put the chicken leg even this is easier to do than they're describing it to be like they they've added way more steps than are necessary guess what i don't think the security guard looks inside of the cup i've never seen it over the skewer with a straw add the printed picture on top the printed picture is the the most like smoking gun part of this whole operation what a fake looking image where did you even find that our tasty movie is about to start let's go in just to demonstrate look at the eye line of the security guard compared to how high they're holding up the cups she can't see inside of the cups guys you didn't need to do any of this hang on no the movie is so exciting bite the chicken honey i love it when you're watching an exciting movie and then you're like ah this sure is exciting time to bite the chicken whoops wrong cup the soda melted my chicken what is in his cup he's actually doing a separate trick where he sneaks hydrochloric acid into the theater chicken flavored coke thanks did you like our fast food at the movies no no i didn't why'd you ask did you expect someone to say yes i think that's enough for one day or is it so i was curious about the movie posters that were on the walls of this theater and also everything else about this video but for right now i'm talking about the posters all of the posters were photoshopped to include woohoo somehow and i was like what is woo hoo also why so i searched for woohoo and it turns out that it's a very similar channel to troom troom so they're multiplying coincidentally woohoo also made a video about sneaking snacks into the movies except this time there's 12 ways which is one more so it's better should i make a video about that i should wow uh you're in luck because i did i made another video that dropped the same time as this one that's on my premium channel jarvis johnson gold it is free it is free but it may be difficult for you to make your way over there i i can't imagine everyone who's here will be premium enough and gold enough to make it to jarvis johnson gold so i wish you the best of luck may the odds be ever in your favor and i'll see you there maybe thanks to shion wata uh for sending me a message on instagram i have no idea if i'm saying that right if you want me to picture your name follow me on instagram please please follow me on instagram i would like it a lot you can follow me on twitter too [Music] you

Channel: Jarvis Johnson

Views: 1,163,091

Rating: 4.9667544 out of 5

Keywords: jarvis, jarvis johnson, comedy

Id: 8QYHVnqdL70

Length: 23min 58sec (1438 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 01 2020