Goodbye Yahoo Answers

yahoo answers is a name that'll put a smile on the face of anyone who's been on the internet for a long time yahoo answers is said to have existed before the internet was even created [ __ ] some speculate yahoo answers existed before the [ __ ] big bang just to bring you up to speed on the lore in case you don't know it was a site that was used for people to ask questions and have the questions answered by members of the yahoo community i know hearing yahoo in community in the same sentence is shocking because that kind of thing doesn't [ __ ] exist anymore i can't believe the website is still even up but for a while it was a very very popular site one of the most popular on the internet so by having a forums where people could ask questions and have them answered it was really popular but it was also the most inefficient place to get answers ever you would get nothing but the worst answers from the most unqualified people to answer your problems it was the most unhelpful website ever created i know these days reddit has the reputation for giving [ __ ] advice on the internet but it will never be as bad as yahoo answers was in that department there was a time not too long ago where any question you typed into google would bring up yahoo answers first and you just roll your eyes and puke because the answers you would get were so remarkably awful that it just ruined your day it's as if the only people who ever answered questions on that site were on the verge of an overdose like they just popped 50 xanax cracked their knuckles all right time to help somebody out go on there and just slam their [ __ ] head on the keyboard passing out and then that'd be their response to the question i've made videos going through yahoo answers [ __ ] before as well as other viral videos that popped off covering these questions such as like how is purging ant formed and curse of the wegey board which was people misspelling ouiji and misspelling pregnant it's just like this horrible not just misspelling those words but the questions were some of the dumbest [ __ ] of all time so the website's always been well known and unfortunately on may 4th they're shutting the site down for good they're pulling the plug on it they're taking it behind the barn and putting it down and it's really [ __ ] sad to see it go it's been a staple on the internet for a long time even before i started making videos i would go on yahoo answers like on the school computer and just read some of the goofy [ __ ] and giggle with my friends it's a always been a website that's been near and dear to my boners like it's sad where are the people going to go to get answers to the important questions such as i made jesus shaped pancakes and burnt them am i going to hell the answer is obviously yes this man has been condemned to hell for an internal damnation but this is a question he can't ask anywhere else if he asks us on reddit he's just going to be hit by wubba lubba dub dubs like this is the only place that this troubled young man can get an answer to this question and have that peace of mind to know that yes he's going straight to hell it's just a shame because there are still people that use this site in fact i was on it just a moment ago and people are still asking some brain busters and asking some really important questions to help better their life is it okay to date a woman with a high iq 120 plus if my iq is around 80 the answer is no you're too stupid for her you're a [ __ ] idiot compared to her and you should not even be near her you shouldn't even look at her in fact you probably make her sick your iq is too low how do i get rich the answer find something you are good at get the education slash training necessary to perfect your skills work at it 60 to 80 hours a week for decades and you'll be rich everything in life has some sort of price tag if you're willing to pay that price you get the reward whether it is money or love classic yahoo answers with the absolute dog [ __ ] advice you want to get rich you start selling pictures of your feet on only fans how do you promote your only fans feedy pics you post about it on twitter and how do you get traction on your twitter you try and capitalize on some outrage that's going on it's a foolproof strategy to put money in your pocket today i got rejected 11 times at the mall why is this always me well first of all asking out 11 different people in a single mall outing you're doing everything right so it's not you it's them clearly society has trained the people that you're trying to ask out to not like a nice guy so my advice to you would be a pump up those numbers asking out only 11 people it's not enough you're going to need to at least double maybe even triple that in order to increase your chances and you're going to want to change your entire persona stop being such a nice guy start smoking cigarettes wear a leather jacket maybe some studded boots and a studded belt and bracelets and you should be good to go after that i think you're gonna be finding a lot of success you see the more i go on the site today the more i realize just how important this site is to people there's people that need these answers and god damn it where are they going to find them once it goes down for good like i understand there's plenty of other places to get it but nothing is reliable as yahoo answers i mean that's where you get the truth of things you know so it's [ __ ] sad to see the site go i i'm probably gonna be on there quite a bit just trying to collect as many good questions as i can and just stockpile them somewhere so that way they're never lost to time yahoo answers was truly something special and it always will be so yeah i just wanted to just give a nice little goodbye to yahoo answers today and thank you for your time on the internet thank you yahoo answers for everything you've given us and that's about it see ya

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Length: 5min 38sec (338 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 09 2021

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