Horrible Life Hacks

life hacks are some of the stupidest [ __ ] on the internet to the point where it's almost insulting when you see them just dumb [ __ ] like if you have to fart and it's not an appropriate place hold it in or super pro tip life hack turbo mode ultras life hack if you need to remember your passwords to your online accounts write them down but I found a channel on YouTube that makes every other life hack look genuinely useful it's an account called mr. gear who releases some of the most psychotic dumb unbelievably [ __ ] ridiculous contraptions that he considers life hacks so let's go ahead and take a look inside the mind of a lunatic here so this one starts with scalping and innocent Pringles cans so you murder a Pringles can and the end result will shock you you won't believe number 6 life hack [Music] Bravo mr. Gere real MacGyver over here the world's most repulsive pencil holder and/or cup depending on how you'd like to use it really simple though all you need is a Pringles can and some yarn straight from the 1800s that was the dirtiest yarn I've ever seen my entire [ __ ] life I swear he must have dug up his great-grandmother's grave and she was buried with all of her [ __ ] sewing materials and he just picked up her yarn and then wrapped the Pringles can with it it's not even aesthetically pleasing or anything either it just looks like you dumped your [ __ ] into a stiff pile of pubic hair that looks like something that maybe Georgia the jungle would have put on his school desk or Tarzan no one's gonna want that and why do you even need two Pringles cans and cut them up why don't you open the Pringles can and use that as the holder it's the same effect [Music] I guess this is a good solution if you've decapitated your toothbrush but still want to use the head but I don't know why you'd go through the extra steps of hot gluing it to an eraser less pencil when you can just go to the store and buy a brand new one for 4 cents one thing you'll notice about mr. gears unique life hacks as they predominantly consist of break [ __ ] and then glue that [ __ ] onto other [ __ ] it's a vicious cycle of just glue [ __ ] glue [ __ ] glue [ __ ] and then create the most disgusting product at the very end of the procedure when you could have just bought something a lot cheaper and saved yourself a lot of trouble this CD coaster being the perfect example if you want to use it as a coaster just use the CD I guess if you want to just throw away a Windows 98 instructional DVD that's totally fine while I go through the extra step of gluing clothes pins that you broke on to it it's [ __ ] dumb it doesn't make it look any better it makes it look even stupider somehow [Music] yeah it looks like a good writing utensil a straw with the [ __ ] pin what do you I just don't understand mr. Gere you're ten steps above human intelligence here your existing on a another plane that corporeal existence just doesn't quite reach yet this man is a goddamn genius [Music] science said it couldn't be done scientists said you couldn't turn a fork into a spoon what do you call that scientists that's checkmate David Blaine couldn't even turn a fork into a spoon you know what mr. Gere says to David Blaine suck his [ __ ] mr. Blaine because he has just turned a fork into a spoon an amazing transmutation here and he teaches everyone how to do it with a simple life hack I also appreciate how he has a pretty hard cut on the back of his hand that you know he got while cutting up the coke can so don't nobody ever say mr. Gere doesn't make sacrifices for his life hacks [Music] there's a question that's never been asked by a single human being throughout all of history I don't think anyone gives a [ __ ] on how to protect their marker it's not like there needs to be marker insurance [ __ ] I've just been burglarized and they broke all of my markers luckily I'm covered and even if he means protecting the marker from drying out if you lose the cap who gives a [ __ ] just get another marker marker lives don't matter that much I don't think there's a huge movement to fund research for breakthrough scientific discoveries to increase the lifespan of a marker I take it all back that's a [ __ ] great solution just wrap a balloon on it like a condom now is this hack that really greased up my [ __ ] stain and confused me because I was under the impression that these life hacks were aimed at kids just to give them something fun to do but they really can't be because he doesn't use kid-friendly tools he uses box cutters razor blades and I'll [ __ ] blow torch I'm sure the next tool he's gonna break out is a goddamn circular saw or something that [ __ ] can't be aimed at kids cuz kids shouldn't have access to those kind of power tools and materials so this has to be aimed at adults but what full-grown rational thinking adult is gonna look at any of these be like yeah that's definitely a lot easier than the alternative of just buying a 3-cent replacement [Music] if there is a single living breathing human being that watched that and ironically thought to themselves Eureka finally the answer to all of my prayers the solution to my sleeping problems where it's too bright to sleep I found it with the coke-bottle paperclip mask damn too bright for sleeping wine I just turn off the light if that's too much trouble why not get a face mask why would you ever make that right there if there's a single person though that untie Roenick lee made this I will genuinely [ __ ] my pants take off the [ __ ] pants and then eat the [ __ ] pants because I don't believe a single person out there no matter how mentally unwell would look at that and think that's what I need in my life thank you mr. Gere [Music] I don't know what the [ __ ] this is maybe he made a little lemon titty I have no idea what it's supposed to be a modern art piece I couldn't tell you but god damn it your life has been hacked [Music] through the miracle of cold fusion and hot glue mister gears created the world's most inefficient eraser [Music] what a beautiful double whammy to finish this video off from mr. Gere he gets you with the one-two punch he makes a pencil sharpener that well it's just a pencil sharpener and then he makes a flimsy plate holder that will 100% break your plates your life has been [ __ ] changed thank you mr. Gere I'll make sure to do all of these never but god dammit those are some real creative [ __ ] ass life hacks see ya

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 8,903,568

Rating: 4.93226 out of 5

Keywords: Horrible Life Hacks Funny Cr1TiKaL

Id: 7KEI0MtyLQo

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 11 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/AughtPunk]

This may be the most emotional I've ever heard Cr1TiKaL get

[u/LinkFromLoZ]

Thought of this sub while watching the video, lol

[u/broccolibadass]

“Suck his fuck, Mr.Blaine” I spot my drink everywhere at that part

[u/MissusLunafreya]

Shoot, I was about to upload this video here, but you beat me to it. Automatically thought of this sub when I watched it.

[u/fire-mixtape]

Yay