Youtuber Cures Social Anxiety

yeah we can do dartmouth now sure [ __ ] it it's been too long too goddamn long rude man humiliates elderly woman he instantly regrets it oh wow wow that sounds wonderful it's such a beautiful sound the way you plucked three strings it's been my dream to play but now what instrument is that finally at the young age of 65. really you know my very first audition at the ripe old age of 61. but to be honest i wonder if it's all a mistake i mean maybe i'm too old no no such thing as too old that you're never too old to follow you what do you mean you're standing out in like in the middle of nowhere playing a harp doesn't seem like you're doing that well excuse me is this where the audition is yeah you're in the right place oh thank you i'll be auditioning for the role as a high school 16 year old oh sorry moms and grandmas are not allowed ah i see here too to audition you realize the role is for a nine-year-old correct well isn't it a little late in life to be pursuing your dream grandma i mean this guy's just as old as she is and he's a [ __ ] casting director like come on aren't you a little old to be casting so you see i never got to thank you for saving my babies this is so meta they're auditioning for a darman video great can you cry um i can i can try please continue um i'll get the pepper spray if we need to speed this up i suppose okay let's get some tears let's get some tears what are we doing oh boy try it again i was just a little nervous bye bye do you have the sides of course of course all right top of page five page five of course oh right uh this one's about losing my virginity okay okay i hope my parents don't find this so you see oh boy i'm feeling it no oh i never got to thank you for saving my baby's life best goddamn acting i've ever seen in my life that was incredible i used to give something believable the prime frock isaac toxic waste yes thank you thank you so much does this mean have a nice day what you can't be serious her performance was incredible she's old but she's old what we're looking for no it isn't if i wanted an old lady i would have gone to a nursing home she is ancient and she has no future in acting i didn't get to where i am in life today by being a nice guy so as i said before have a nice day all right now you come over here stand over here you get the part i don't care you're right listen to me do you know what it's like for a 65 year old woman trying to learn how to play an instrument for the very oh you're not trying to learn you're you're out in a parking space playing the instrument you're going by feeling go home and watch some youtube tutorials i got this this this gave me a fun idea i want to start a show and just do like casting calls but only take the worst [ __ ] actors but make it seem like we think they're good and just make whatever happens has to keep chasing our dreams just to see where it goes and then over time she ends up landing bigger and bigger roles which leads her to getting discovered by one of the top casting agents in the world oh then she wins an oscar and then star man studios she happens to write into the casting agent from her first audition well if it isn't miss oldie locks still want to be an actress what two oscars not impressed i am impressed see look i know things uh didn't start off great for us but um why don't you come sign with me i'm sorry but i've already signed with another agency good luck hey so um you wanna like go oh why didn't you give up when i made fun of your age well i was going to give up that you are never too old to follow your dreams have a good day yeah whatever hey face rug yeah face rug shy kid gets humiliated at school and then does a am challenge with faze rug and gets made fun of even more what happens next isn't that shocking [Music] all right today's video let's do it baby all right here we go good luck chad you're he's playing fortnite let's go don't play what should we valley he won't go he's always glued to that thing some kind of computer or something come with us we're gonna go play a real sport let's see alone brandon that's actually super nice for them to invite him he's got phase merch on you can't lose with phase merchants here doing this all day my favorite youtuber face rug who makes a killing from gaming on his channel he's even got his own esports team bass clan no it's impossible to be part of it one day you're just a shy dork so you'll never be successful the last thing you need to be successful on youtube is a personality you'll be fine kid don't worry about it while you'll be waiting at the bus stop like a loser i told you yeah driving the bus dummy you can get stds from those seats it's yucky oh bad but bust back bus real bad we don't like bus you're any lunch all by yourself well isn't this a college what do you mean eating lunch by yourself why are they in like a [ __ ] middle school cafeteria screen all day you're gonna have to get it from the trash she'd be playing games now get lost i don't want anyone thinking we hang out with you i can't believe i got stuck with the biggest dork in the world for my brother oh it's his brother oh there were roommates and i'm about to go ask her out [ __ ] yeah no way that's nuts yeah oh god don't you want a girlfriend no what no girl is ever going to date a guy that just plays video game girls that that's true limits the amount of time i can gain don't go always just be a shy loser now if you don't mind i'm gonna get me a girlfriend maybe you should take some notes i believe in you be rand you're [ __ ] cool let's go butt chug in the shower i'd say i'm gonna pour some uh i didn't pretty cool pickup line hello lady you like money i will have some of that soon what do you mean you don't want to have sex just too shy to be like faze rug i never should have even phase rug is gonna come parachuting in i'm sorry why are you having a bad day it's my brother he thinks i'm a loser because oh my gosh face rug no way hey man you you were saying your brother thinks what i still can't believe it's you this is insane like an angel no way that can't be possible yeah what no it doesn't work think of being shy as a superpower it doesn't make you a loser no no don't do that no no no don't do that no think of shyness is just something that you can work towards being better about you think i can make it taking steps to be less shy of course man good luck okay yeah take it easy kid after meeting his i'm gonna go back to uh i guess buying drugs behind the dumpster over here streaming he starts his very first stream 10k viewers right away eventually he starts getting really popular oh [ __ ] he's going nuts he gets so popular that he even gets noticed by none other than the ali couldn't be happier the make sure to really read that contract that some contracts that they gave had like 90 they could take of your earnings so just make sure you have a lawyer look over that contract ali what the [ __ ] is that god damn wait is that ali no way that's impossible you play video games you can't drive that car it's illegal oh no you can't have that i just picked it up this morning you like it do you mind giving us a ride to the mall so we don't have to take the bus i would but i got phase rug in the uh hey yo he stole his girl take that i just realized yes of course yes of course now if you don't mind i've got a date he unzips his pants and flops a [ __ ] out idiot i guess being shot doesn't make you a loser who would have guessed that's weird it actually makes you cool well let's not get carried away hey darman fam [ __ ] yeah message about being shy nice that was good

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 1,172,267

Rating: 4.9742665 out of 5

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Id: Eb7gMD8wfLU

Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021