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ken you just ran to the kitchen to answer the phone stepped on a lego and the call was a telemarketer how do you feel i am pissed what's your reaction go tell mary i'm so mad they just called me and told me that my insurance in my car is at a date mary just tell you the kids just pooped all over the carpet what are you doing no no no it's too real you're mildly infuriated don't you i'm mildly infuriated this is my beyond miley fury that's what we're looking at today oh my god let's go applying online at best buy look at this dumb [ __ ] look at it we should greet all best buy customers true or fall incorrect we welcome our customers oh god well i guess i will not work at best buy thank you jesus christ someone made that oh my god that is so annoying that is oh and then you know management's taking like a note from like how they you spell that the proper wording and mindset and it bleeds into the rest of the company and everyone's miserable mildly infuriating isn't greeting like greetings welcome greeting is like hey hi but welcome is hello come inside you're welcome here i feel like it should be illegal for big giant corporations to tell their employees how to talk oh yeah you think so i never that does not exist anywhere in europe let me tell you all right obviously they want people that are polite naturally right we'll see in america yeah they want mindless drones that seems like torture i can just replace them it is torture dude that yeah that's why it should be legal it's [ __ ] up such a small thing but also a big thing at the same time it is very lovely though everyone's so nice in america that's a big difference like if i go to europe versus america like yeah food service like doesn't exist near no it's like stuff but then like in america they're like hello can i anything before is everything perfectly cooked oh my god do you need a refill hopefully but it's always kind of annoying it's like just shut up leave me alone i know do your corporate thing please leave me alone no no none of us want this okay i won't tell your boss okay it baffles me that schools would throw away kids food to deny them a hot lunch because of inability to pay but covet hits and now my country provides six full meals a week to any kids under 18 years old enrolled or not they always had the ability to feed kids they didn't want to i've heard of this before where are all the starving kids where are they you try make a fat joke about america right why are we gone all right the amount of packaging requirement for me to buy the additional equipment i need to use my iphone all of this would have come in the phone's box five years ago but apple decided to stop including them to cut down on packaging and waste we're cutting down our packaging aways thank you apple there's there's the unboxing experience you're gonna have the unboxing experience and also all the layers to prevent theft apple yeah i don't know if this is slander but i heard that apple used literal child labor factories for a long period of time but they didn't change it out immediately because i would have not given them enough leverage for their other supplier and these [ __ ] are telling me how they're saving the environments shut up they're giving kids jobs man all right they're giving them jobs they got to support their families they wouldn't be working unless they had a good day it's for the environment that we're not including the charters anymore guys you're welcome thank you apple thank you bless up i say this about all the big companies like the shoe companies like everyone's like they use child labor in other countries well you don't believe wearing them you're still getting your jordans though i don't know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's that weird thing i'm like oh it's all these evil companies but you're buying from them it's another kind of weird thing especially here in america like vote for the mayor the mayor i love you know mom and pop shops local businesses are super important but i'm going to do all my shopping at walmart so it's just near my house come on yeah it's just convenient they got everything there you know saving on gas me me me stop simping for pierre okay i get it all right renters demand a new dryer since this one isn't working well let me guess they didn't change their filter that's a that's a face rug right there [ __ ] [Music] that's the whole rug jesus i'm surprised this whole thing didn't burn up yet and catch the whole house yeah that's a fire hazard i like how they they demanded a new one instead of just asking hey could you check on that this one isn't working give us a new one a new one brand new one please you hate to see it cafeteria worker fired for giving out extra food that's so weird we want to see students go hungry [Music] yeah i don't know like whenever i grew up my family didn't have a whole lot of money and i got to eat for free like it was just like any other other kids have to pay but they're like yeah you're the poor kid here you eat for free wait how does it work in the cafeteria uh well you gotta pay like you gotta pay for a lunch school with ranch food really yeah yeah oh that's why they always like lunch money take my leg mini yeah yeah yeah there's your lunch money that's the that's what i think which has always been so weird i figured that'd be like included in like the feed like go to school yeah yeah that is weird it shouldn't cost that much anyway i mean it didn't it was it's like a dollar or something like a day it's like a version shouldn't it be cheaper if if everyone paid there would be a less cost right well instead of all the parents paying for their kids a different meal every time right i'm saying that if everyone paid for the lunch cafeteria thing food oh it's the school charging the parents isn't it oh i get it yeah okay ah i thought people brought their own food and then i forgot this lady exists okay i got it dumb some people do some people do bring their own food thanks youtube i'm grounded now because of your print ads loudly screaming f hot girls by downloading this app well you know they give you ads based on your uh history my brother [Laughter] it's weird though how some ads slink in there and you're like what yeah oh dude there's this ad i don't know if you've seen it uh the kiss of ward have you seen that where it's just they're hot girls and they're like you know then world war ii where they're shooting guns but the whole ad is about how their booty shakes when they shoot the guns that hasn't popped up in my videos and you know it zooms into the butt cheek and they pull the trigger she's like and i watched it of course i was like what the heck is this but i was like i'm gonna i'm going to do a badass video again when designers prioritize aesthetics over usability original new what we see yeah i mean that is mile infuriating is that really how they change maps to because yeah i can never find it anymore really look at mine my mom wants to look at me oh you can't see oh yeah no it's so hard to find them i can't believe they did this mine are not all monochromatic and that changed me i like the new ones so i don't know oh [ __ ] yeah there's a meme about um don't turn me into minimalistic logo because all the brands are like downscaling to like some simple logo a [ __ ] man i don't care do what you want ain't my brand i want bigger pockets please that's too much to ask sincerely women everywhere mine and my husband's oh this system mary's like will you put this in your pocket and i'm like you have pockets and she's like yeah exactly the same thing she puts her phone in a pocket in like half 75 is sticking out it's but so it doesn't get in the way but you don't your figure you know you gotta buy guy jeans i don't care yeah just buy guy jeans just get some get some baggy stuff it's cool got some baggage yeah i had to go find the head oh this is it you found it send it to me yeah nice 17 plus only oh wow wow watch youtube demonetize this video on their own ads [Laughter] can't show that oh even though it's played on your video all right this math teacher's reason to cut marks oh they got a minus point because they didn't do three what why this is a better version to do it yeah it's much easier what what an [ __ ] what is this then draw an array to show and solve for 10 6. it wasn't aaron i don't even know what that is it's like he did four you know four across six down right he did exactly what they asked but they wanted to do six across four down but screw that teacher man damn i can't believe that sunlight through the window melted my keyboard jesus where's this person live freaking like straight radiation rays coming through the window well you can always buy a new keyboard uh check out pewdiepie ghost ai a1 yeah yeah that's what it's called wow you got that rgb on it i i keep it simple minimalistic uh not a gaming keyboard then if it doesn't have colors it does have i just prefer when it's red oh my penis when i put it back in my pants after i'm done peeing piss drizzle the most annoying thick thing in the universe you gotta shake it and the rule is if you shake it more than three times you're playing with it right [ __ ] i don't really get this problem yeah nah i may have some other problems maybe they say one of them [Laughter] you blur the hand so on google earth there's a split moment that shows the driver oh the driver the the google no what oh why do people do that but their stuff out the window yeah i think this is probably another american thing here i just assume everything's american that's wrong with the world uh so a thing that we do is people that are in jail like convicts not prison or anything but just like regular like county jail they take them into a bus and they put them out on the side of the road garbage bags and we can pick up all the trash oh wow people throw their trash out a lot so they're like oh someone's gonna clean it up anyway yeah exactly that's ridiculous and i've seen so many dirty cars too it's not like you're doing any oh i gotta keep it clean nah you just got found on amazon what's wrong with it i don't get it it doesn't it there's just one extra cable look how long this one is you order it it's like freaking six inches long this is pleasant to look at it in a weird way i'll take it [Laughter] i'm so confused what is happening they got the pulling back i don't know it's just why is there a sink in their ceiling why would you need that bro so you can shower you can wash your head you turn it on and you leaned over and you spray somebody with water they come out wet like got him ah i just realized too much pressure in these things always splash your crotch right yeah yeah and then they're like oh what's that you had a p p drizzle no i don't do that it never happened yeah wait a minute god damn it geez what is your opinion on american bread you've had it right well it's all sugary isn't it yeah it's like cake yeah i didn't know if you had it or not you're just like oh my god i don't really eat brands i don't know too many carbs right well it wasn't until like i went to like started traveling the other places and i got some bread and i was like what is what's the piece of what is this brick what this is substance how am i gonna make a sandwich out of this this is crazy this isn't my fluffy cake bread from from america and cake bread and when the first time i discovered that i was like holy [ __ ] it comes pre-sliced too what this is [Laughter] yeah somebody's a psychopath here i don't know who it is they like a lot of chips too what the heck is this my wife ate every single marshmallow in a family sized box of count chocula every single one what the marshmallows and the cereal she ate all the marshmallows cereal oh it is all those american ones i don't get it i'm like what these are all where are the marshmallows i don't understand these are all outraged americans we're looking at right now where's my my sugar breakfast we have marshmallows for breakfast dude cereal is like there's a whole aisle of just cereal in in the uh in the stores and it's just it's part of a healthy breakfast and it's like 50 most important meal of the day bro yeah got to get your milk too it's also healthy strong skin bread bones oh yeah this is so annoying stop telling me duck ain't nobody want to say duck hey duck not duck duck steph okay then the one word is like oh yeah cool like every time i tweet anything i always get the stupid dots in they're so next to the space do you notice i ever do that to you no wait what whenever i write you they get a stupid dot instead of a space so it becomes like this weird and then it capitalized a right mid sentence and it's so annoying it gives you punctuation automatically yeah welcome return 8 space it's right next to it am i the only one no no i i do it on my phone like when i'm like trying to i'll be trying to google something on my phone and i'll be like what dot is dot and i'm just like god dang it stop space yeah here i wrote you rip welcome to dot middle ground club yes that's a great sentence thank you autocorrect oh pngs without the background what is wrong with you ah dude tell me there's a way in photoshop to like automatically take that away is there magic wand bro but still but if it's like if it's like a flame like and you can see the boxes through the flame what do you think about that you gotta set it to multiply and hope it's a black background on the screen ken you know what the actual most annoying thing is anytime i want to get like an arrow for a thumbnail it's a nice extra effect i google arrow this [ __ ] show shows up every god i don't want [ __ ] you arrow i just want a god damn [ __ ] arrow oh my god oh another amount of time i've seen this stupid [ __ ] show i just want an arrow a [ __ ] arrow arrow like png like search for that yeah and then go to tools and then color i think transparent but i don't know if it does i haven't tried it yeah but ken look at this i'll copy it oh we can't you gotta you gotta download it we can't copy paste them that doesn't work why is there a black thing there gotta do that that's super annoying well because the file is transparent but you're you're copying it as a png so it doesn't know how to anyway oh that's too hard to program that's too hard that's too hard to protect the google images from people like us that are trying to scalp stuff for free to make thumbnails now i have to unplug my lamp at night because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night oh kitty this is cute that person have a taser on their nightstand what is that yeah obviously to taste the kitty once it turns out [Laughter] stop it all fluffy you furry bastard what mcdonald's goddess for working during the pandemic oh a pen wow thank you yeah what are you doing i'm just like whoa this is sick you did it that's awesome i wear that with pride dude heck yeah what what they call the people that work uh they're the pandemic i forget essential oh you're an essential worker fancy way of saying we're not gonna pay you anymore but we need you to work you're essential her hair is right in my face where is my plane going what the only you can see the whole screen like what does this person complain about i would just whiff that [ __ ] away i would love to get the opportunity to do this you would use turn around and look at you and you'd be like that's right or you could just be like excuse me your hair is covering my screen yeah well i mean they got the head wrists right like what are they right is this a plane it's a plane yeah yeah she has put her hair on top of her chair because that the headrest goes all the way up you know yeah so you can just say hey excuse me hair covering no i'm just gonna post it on reddit and it's super infuriating there's no way for me to deal with this otherwise get out the post annoys me more than the the meme itself yeah we have some uplifting content you and i can yeah we're always so positive all right how about this one all right disney subscribe to our streaming service for all of our content releases mulan also disney money please i'll tell you what the most annoying thing to me about these subscription services is wait they charge for the movie even though it's a subscription oh okay it's like disney plus prime or something like that something special to get like the new releases when they come out instead of going to theaters but what annoys me about streaming services is that when they come out they have a nice price but then every year your price goes up and you probably that's the sound they're just gonna corner in the market you think you're paying low now for content but eventually you'll be paying the exact same amount that you're paying for tv that you used to do like these 200 packages right it's coming becoming cable yeah everyone's like everyone's like getting their content that they own like disney's getting all their content warnings getting everybody's getting their own stuff and like they're gonna make their own streaming service and it's just gonna be the same thing all over again but at least you'll be able to pick what movie you wanna watch when you turn it on unless you're watching disney god [Music] how long do they spend doing this oh my god what a sociopath what the [ __ ] is this these this annoys me too not just the not just the the alarms but these posts where it's like my friend asked me to set an alarm and this guy doesn't have any friends this person did this they don't have friends okay they don't have any friends i was just stabbed yeah me too if i if i like try to peel it and i can't get on the first try no it's a sad that's sad probably like you like drag the knife around the edge but it still has like all those little pieces but you're like whatever you put the top back oh yeah oh yeah new starting wages 12 an hour if you're over the age of 18 11 16 through 17 14 through 15. can you even work and then at 8 and 50 cents jesus what what are they mad about i don't get it i think they're mad about how they pay you less for being younger yeah and yeah yeah but you're you're starting the same job as everyone else but just because your age is different you're getting paid yeah i mean i think what i'm most infuriated about this is it says 14 to 15 year olds how are you working at the age of 14 summer job or something i don't know hey if i was 18 and some [ __ ] 14 year old worker in there they're not going to get paid the same amount as i am let me tell you that scroll what is the what are the titles saying this what are they mad about do the same work get paid less i doubt i doubt a 14 year old can do this the job so good as an 18 year old right i don't know you're saying 14 year old but first of all i don't i still don't understand how it's a 14 year old who's had a summer job i did a [ __ ] job all right okay oh well i think that's unfortunate yeah this is exactly something i would install [Laughter] you can just get some silicone there yeah there we go they didn't even like cover up the i if they were actually going to do this you know you take off the faceplate and then like put something over and cover it up but i guess they're like nah epic i guess they wanted to keep one of them right yeah so we want at least one place to charge my phone on do all moms shut your door like this come in hey what are you doing in here nothing i thought it was a paint job that was infuriating i like that i don't know right away it was on the right like a freaking spider painting on the wall what the [ __ ] is that my dad was actually the sweetie he's like is this how you want the door closed felix do you want to close all the way or a little bit open like close all the way thank you danny dude not my parents my dad would like come in my room like hey what are you doing in here you know come on come out here and help me move the yard and just leave the door open and i'm like excuse me but i'm playing runescape hey my playstation dad i'm gonna mess my game up i'm too shy to make videos best superpowers hi is it available yes it is don't eat it me neither nice nice man i was selling this thing on ebay and then it wasn't selling for the price that i put so because everyone kept trying to undersell me there's a new thing called offer where they can make you an offer so they always offer like 100 less of what you're selling from so to get around that i lower the price even lower so that i will actually get a bidding started but then people just started undercutting that offer even lower unless you're just taking the goddamn deal they're all just trying to undercut you it's like stop it i'm just gonna raise the price now god damn it oh women jeans wow i mean that's a pretty big pocket for some women jeans i ain't gonna you know that's a that's a whole half of a switch right there yeah stop complaining yeah someone left a lot of chicken on my driveway oh hen so they just they're just like here's a box it's got an animal in it i hope you found it and take care of it sorry it i'm i at least that's better than dropping it off on the highway or something oh yeah when i was growing up we had a lot of stray dogs that we had ah my heart dumped that one yeah it lived like a like an area where there wasn't any really houses around almost like in the middle of a field there's a bridge nearby people always go with a bridge and put dogs out and they're like oh i was up there you need a driver license for animals so they can drive you no but you know what i mean what you need a license for animals oh to have animals yeah okay yeah and kids do for that matter and kids too you need to have therapy before you get some kids yeah find some papers or something so that you're responsible for this animal that all of a sudden went missing it doesn't zoom in it took me a sec i've actually seen this one too it's great classic someone said the toilet paper on fire at your local kroger no not kroger i love kroger the [ __ ] is a kroger it's a big grocery store it's got everything yo sick socks dude all right yeah dude look at those socks it's on the ped aisle heck yeah i'll get some pug socks i'll check out and maybe i'll grab some toilet the final boss of the bathtub what the [ __ ] which one's hot water i'm dying every time you go to a hotel and you're like what the [ __ ] is gonna happen i'm just gonna hope for the best cleaner reorganized library books in size order oh god oh some people some people do them in color order um can you believe that i can't i can't i can't even believe some people believe some people put them backwards because they think it looks better oh no why yeah that's just people that don't even read books they just buy them i don't know a conversation piece yeah look at my books here i've never read any of them but uh i turn them around backwards because it looks good i guess that's a sick kitchen that's a japanese kitchen right there that's a luxury for japan standard oh really yeah you don't need a counter just put on the floor i like how the oven is above the microwave the cooker for the refrigerator the cooker isn't that a cooker above the microwave oh so it's a fridge microwave and then a cooker and george foreman [ __ ] okay that will be three thousand dollars a month thank you very much also there's an uh there's a fee where when you sign up and first last month please this is great just leave it blank no engraving please gotcha no problem oh man they charge you for no sour cream all right is it going to get worse dude our fridge is broken it does this and it's been broken for like a month now and marty has told me like 500 times to fix it and i just can't wait yeah sometimes it like it doesn't close properly oh how do i fix it can't be chilly all the time no it's a time it's like half this size our fridge american fridges though damn you got it free just figured out shoot wow the whole wardrobe of the fridge huge two doors on and everything my fridge in japan let me tell you it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't walk to you but you press it you give it a little like you can hover your hand above it and it opens up it's sick gotta watch your head though so you don't bump into it gets knocked out you gotta go you need like a walk-in freezer and you can just like walk in the dream oh the where you keep your dead bodies dead bunnies oh god they're useless god i don't where the [ __ ] understand why every time i go on amazon right i'm like oh maybe they made them better now look five stars two thousand everyone they're gotta be so good right the best thing ever well they don't work ever you own a piece of furniture they're getting stuck under it if you have any cords anywhere on your floor they're gonna eat it yeah my hair wrapped around everything that spins inside the thing and break and you have to clean it out every like week you got pets well congratulations you have [ __ ] all over your floor now you can't open that this is the one you'd stab you'd stab this well you could also like buy another one get out of here you're right they're still in the store stack up the chairs this is when you're eating in a restaurant they want everybody to leave they start stacking the chairs oh really yeah they don't they don't ask you to leave they just start closing the store until you leave i mean that seems fine to me i wouldn't want to work out over time just because some people are just like right what are you going to do it's passive aggression i mean the more annoying thing is the people that are staying here maybe it's someone that works here is a feeling i'm like look at these people who freaking leave hey when i worked at a hot dog stand it happened all the time i cleaned up everything it was 9 55. i'm done you know i leave at 10 and people come knocking and they're like hey are you open and i'm like yes yes dude i worked at uh i worked at a video game store gamestop right where they can trade in your games for like yeah yeah yeah dude and people would come in with like their entire gaming collection five minutes before we close oh crazy it would just be like no come back tomorrow give you five bucks tomorrow okay we're not we're not doing this now well that's my lane period and ken i gotta hand it to you if you're mildly infuriated smash like subscribe every subscriber i get a subscriber check out ken and have a mild infuriating life sorry day

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Length: 29min 35sec (1775 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 21 2021