Game Grumps - The Best of ZELDA: TWILIGHT PRINCESS Vol 2

we are playing at toilet princess to completion oh say it again it's not the best game for us algorithmically but you know what what are you gonna do what do you do I don't know take away all our money starve to death but you know what Mathur make the people happy keek province where the hell is that use the wolf census what do you know you always say what a dumb mechanic that is and yet it would help us so much it is dumb dude stop arguing me you seen Zelda ever trying to find this place oh my god you're a child oh you're a child wow that's yeah yeah oh geez it's the why I told you to warp - that's weird I didn't know why I did I said go to that one said and you were like no of course I didn't know but it was a best best guess it's right next to the place we needed to get to the one who told me to go to gay gringo village of the graveyard and get some dang gold wolf I could pee on you right now I would love that actually mark my territory on you please do - can't find the golden wolf maybe we'll find a golden shower you thought you thought you didn't know though you thought you were like oh yeah but maybe over there - you didn't know I said go there and yes you did you did not know trust me and try it I don't trust anyone Dan God man's is how it works leaving me for your action I wasn't blaming anybody you're the one who started coming on to me with sass I just came I was just warping over here though harmlessly that you're gonna say sex sex I was like that is as strong as you come on happily warping here I go you were like oh you mean the place I told you to go sounds like dude yeah yeah cuz you shot me down I didn't shoot you down I've risen from the ashes I said well where am I gonna go from there and I didn't know and I wouldn't have known unless I went to the bar and assistants she was like go see a Shay so I will put haven't lost its new peek I know it's 911 and 911 oh my god never forget dude how can i it's everywhere not even 911 in room 107 yeah it's not even Tuesday it's Wednesday it's 855 no it holds that note a lot longer which one oh there's a long middle one [Music] down yes oh my god yes yeah all you had to do is the pattern then I could kill you I have that power I am much stronger than you you know what I have a gun good enough was it ever good enough yeah gonna get a struck baby think so oh yeah for two seconds uh-huh right yeah girl good cut it out Ben god damn it I know man it's still you know it's like they don't want you to [ __ ] sucks let's cut that out too bad I mean would you want people stealing your music that's stealing let's play in it for two seconds yeah well you know what it's like now they won't buy the album because they already heard it oh yeah through my [ __ ] phone on game grumps twenty-nine years later it doesn't sound like yeah I got this all right favorite makes head blurry but it probably here in the room my body symbol and sorry I crushed in the first 10 seconds I mean first minute do things about it don't worry Dan I got you [ __ ] covered oh oh wait maybe I grab ya now I'm this way okay oh I say yes no why that way you don't believe but I smart pretty sure you had it before damn whose blood right here okay yeah oh no but now they're ice in the water Aaron you had it before are you trying to get it on that button and the to the left yeah yeah you had it before what do you mean I had it before no no no no no no top block go to the right of the top block what are you doing go to the right of the top block yep go around go around yep now push it forward this word yes crazy pills sometimes I was just trying to eat the lettuce no I wasn't trying to eat the lettuce this time I know frequently I'm trying to eat the lettuce I often eat lettuce no no I don't need it it smells like something I can't use because I refuse to buy anything who needs to buy stuff there's nothing to buy except for shields never buy I feel like I'm going insane you've never seen anything up buying stuff until just now thought we just had a conversation when it the last playthrough yes yes and I said bye shields and was I anywhere near a place I could buy shields no was I in a dungeon you were you just what you've been warping around yeah well you didn't say anything about shields Buster Brown oh my god you're playing yeah and what are you the guy that showed you how to do that box thing a second ago oh really is this how it's gonna be like link link falls in the snow so I gotta be a dog for this segment looks that way push the button push the dog button alright next time on game Grove's they won't come over here oh oh there we go come on oh my god this is awkward push the dog but what is its pants what are you thinking time to blow up this douche bag well hasn't really done anything to me I kind of feel bad doing it yeah well neither is it most of the things you've killed in this game that's true I think he's just like this is my door yeah you're like don't don't mind me see the cannon line I'll be like hmm that's weird never seen this side of a cannon before hey do you wanna come over Bob the only reason I get upset is because you never listen to Daddy I listen to Daddy I probably gotta turn the dog in do oh good cow oh Jesus sorry big spot rupees yeah sure that's what it is what a waste of my time digging up rupees that's Wow after you refused to turn into a dog here because you said and I quote why would I do that I mean like I could strangle myself every day that's probably why they gave me the compass Oh showed me there was a ha thing there well the comments will have something to say about this yeah why did you try to reason with it right y'all like if not listening to Daddy was a career choice he would be the president of the company it'd take the balls it's like you know this is so just put the ball down Aaron old-fashioned Herzberg device to bring balls over it it's like I just opened the door then pick up the ball and bring it into the room and then close the door he's doing silly dude I hated that actually I was so of all the jobs I got fired from and there are multiple ones that was the one I was the most happiest about well that's a was the other one the other one a grammar police the grammar police was the most happiest happiest I'd ever she is Oh cozy isn't it yeah do you like our 300 foot high ceilings cool there it is yeah here mirror you look at it go home No ah super Josh she's a good self-image good for her pretty ah so pretty and returning evil oh god what pretty-pretty mirror lovely Oh No what's happening right now she's being possessed by the evil mirror I guess is it oh my god that's very upsetting yeah yeah it's all like yeah said it oh [Music] she's got that alligator jiggling get that shimmy lost a mutt dog yeah ah come on heck ah she's alright it's just that the ball is so cumbersome I don't feel confident using it well you better get confidence no man it's the only thing that's gonna bust up these spiky dildos there you go now you're free from the evil spell or whatever or not yeah I'm thinking third form maybe oh no that's some triumphant music if I look into it I'll become evil in quickly kill her and it's the job the mirror says so I'll just take that yeah Wow broken we have two different mirror shirts - maja look in reflection of your toes eyes their true beauty your your like has the age of consent right like I'm suddenly realizing down that they're next to each other she looks very young she's just tiny okay my love that's so sweet and you're just like collecting them yes yes circles yes that's actually very sweet oh hell yeah yay their love created this heart container that I will use my nefarious purposes thank you I'll just slide this into my anus okay hey what's up I'm a baby what can I do you for don't you dare just take things that's my valuable merchandise you want it you pay for it goo gah gah buy something it helps the whole village when you do okay look it up on so okay so this is this episode is going to be called doing what the fans want alright they want me to get a shield except for that one girl that was very like just put a very positive spin on like I'm amazed by Aaron's impressive no shield run what a very sweet way to think about wow definitely not that we're just idiots the phrygian to shield very impressed by Erin's complete incompetence my second scale is I make a great quiche let it be hewn into your mind first you cracked you might you must use er to thrust your shield against the defense's your enemy okay easy lock on and try it no my sword there you go okay great oh Gordon wow that was easy huh oh you're really getting the hang of it didn't hurt I want you to know that I'm impressed it's almost like these techniques were not that special would you practice then repeal oh [ __ ] dude perfect how'd you be bad at this me done you have learned the second of my hip skills the shield attack no get the hell out of here you make me look like an idiot yeah the sea took you the end [Laughter] toilet princess pop delivery man I'll give it the bone bone oh my god oh my god oh I love it I think I think you have to throw it get it yeah all right bring him to the kitchen what a good pup to the stew I wish we could like erase everyone's memories and just play those all the games the CDI ones so funny I mean we could still try to finish his eldest adventure no but it what is that it's a pedestal Thank You Aaron I meant the I meant the spherical object me near the the bottom of the pedestal do you think I know [ __ ] everything about Zelda I don't give a [ __ ] dude and put you to sell to master no I'm not I hate Zelda you the video games SOI boy oh man no no I don't hate Zelda I just eat this Zelda do you really sorry I don't hate this Zelda I just hate every Zelda yeah no I don't hate that result though I just hate the concept of Zelda you hate it's fair to say you hate 40% of Zelda's ah it's more than that it might be but because at this point I think there's more 3d Zelda's than there are too well yes but you don't hate everything about 3d Zelda's there's what is going on here whoa whoa whoa five alive baby yeah that's um that's the most ever oh my god this has been one horrendous [ __ ] alright I gotta just take these two out Jeff Chipotle oh yeah man I have I have big bean burrito and five black creatures a bunch of bats shot out of me [Laughter] is it the bats again I told you what the wrong way stupid dope what happens when you go to Chipotle [ __ ] the bats look at my branch shoot do you really want to talk about it why wouldn't we talk about it first of all I don't know I because it was very kind it's this particular company it's a little personal don't you think no all right all right so I came over to Aaron's house today and I was like hey would you like some of these masturbatory aid products that I have on my kitchen table I said thank you more information please so tell his story that's been going on for 30 minutes there was a hat it says embate better yes so I was like I want that hat and I tweeted that at him I was like get me one and he was like sorry Ari left bro so the company on Twitter saw my tweet and was like yo I got you and that we serviced so we started DMing he they slid into my DMS yeah and he was like what's your address I'll send you a care package and I was like yo and so I gave them my address and which is 376 once it and I'm just kidding yeah one two three fake Street and it took a long time because I'm terrible with having to sign for stuff it got sent back and then they sent it again and all the way from Japan so I'm really awesome to work with anybody who wants to send me stuff and then I got it and it's just filled with every single one of their products yes and you've been using them yes is it always that where the line is drawn I just got them today Dan so I had to work today all right sorry yes so did I and believe me neither of us are happy about it because you can flip it inside out and then and then just you know scrub it down yeah or I could just do it without any AIDS and and save the planet there you go like next time I get caught jailing in front of a group of people well not in front of a group they open the door and there I am you know that wouldn't happen that wouldn't have happened to you tektite if you had subscribed to game grumps by clicking that subscribe I got and for the love of God do it that's what the okay yeah they want us to be like hey hit like so go ahead and smash that like just crash that like or will kill you is that too much like comment and survive is he dead yeah well of course he's a dead man boy you rocked him though because this game is easy damn is that right we've been playing it for almost two years oh yeah buddy now that's the business okay deliver me the business I don't get out of there that's the danger zone you're the danger zone you're gonna die you have to do all this over you're gonna be like you [ __ ] you don't know say that Oh God as sure as the Sun will rise I know shoot I have to deliver this first alright it's a gig I'm gonna shoot myself in the head this is fun got to be getting close to the end of this game right no no no oh my god that's a spider hey Dan yeah what are you gonna ask me what I think you should have to do to kill this thing I don't know oh yeah so was he like nothing grosser than a deflated eyeball spider was he in like an Independence Day style like spider suit yeah I don't know actually I got a lot of questions oh is that the last piece of the mirror that we got so then we can get the four pieces of the pendant and then go to the 21 pieces of the Triforce I think there's one why oh my god village that's the one I was trying to say but I can never remember the name of it were you talking about castle town or Kakariko oh oh they're two different places council town is the castle town you think I'd know this given the fact that we've been playing this since 2018 Oh God yeah yeah big dude look ahead look at what your future holds pot-bellied and a happy trail where do we get the girls memory back young warrior we'll be up to you even our chief darvis has lost the memory of his dark time now that I'm about to hit puberty my voice should be lowering any time now hey pup oh I could probably talk to the pub won't sure about what you ought to be doing honey why don't you go show your face in Kakariko village our friend shad happens to be there right now looking into this and that can you do test shut up Oh is she in Kakariko village yes she is all right then looks like you were wrong Dan well I got us to the place that told us where to go everyone makes fun of Dan in the comments is my hair stink bra rocks i brougt the way to the village long ago so you can't get there anymore what how I did not mean to worry you little human problems like these are not problems to gorons hmm I eat bridge he's going to eat the patriarchy harpists we'll be waiting for you up ahead look at your map to see where I would try to find the path me province there are 30 know at most 20 of them ahead they are probably just a small band of survivors ragged remnants who have settled leaderless into this village rounded round the rugged Rock the ragged red man do you write that [ __ ] if that is all there there are little human then you alone are more than enough for them you puny fool but you will have to defeat them all to save that girl's benefactor here take my nipple for protection before you go I will tell you the secret of besting them destroy them all before they spot you why do I have a navel does that mean live birth was given to me a rock monster what poor woman had to push me out of her it just sounds like when you drop a bunch of rocks like a you're not Zelda wait is she supposed to be Zelda no Illya yeah but maybe she's just solve it after the after the she after the chic thing like I don't trust anyone not being Zelda yeah poni takes off the horse mask well I guess that's it well they really are an ugly bunch yeah hideous hmm well anyway we'll leave you two alone looks like you don't need my nipples of the future anymore yes by the fire yeah this gift was for you it was something I wanted to give you before you left on your journey behold them huh you're for verbage in jello mix you got the horse call it we have made this just for me how did we decide it was pronounced as a person screaming you I don't know yeah we gotcha now I can warp here ah yeah I wouldn't have wasted all my frickin time would you believe I've never put it together that that's what's happening there oh that it's creating like a warp oh yeah I was just like and now the red thing in the sky that's all my brain did Wow look at that it's episode 70 pretty cool oh man I am stupid I'm just thinking of like dumb comedic stuff to say my brain is not paying attention to the game cloud oh that's that that's it ain't that just game grumps in a nutshell yeah what do you have to do there's one of those wolf spots the wolf's the ring-a-ding-ding spots you're gonna need to do a little bit better than that you know is that a pole up there yeah how exciting right go get it Aaron I'd rather die I'm psyched is that what you meant by the ring of do the the wolf [Laughter] down up middle up middle yeah yeah yeah well done happy dance woof now you can poop alright too much water in the mountain sorry I just wanted to activate him and get this get this s done you know there is like he's like right in the middle of bang town okay cool it's like go after yourself bro if you're gonna put yourself in the middle of town just go and eat a dick you didn't eat a dick no but seriously I've gotten into this argument with many people before god I don't want to argue for burgers a sandwich or not it is okay fine it's a it's a sandwich a burger is a specific name for it it's a ground red meat sandwich this is this is a is not a hill I'm willing to die on or live on for even five minutes oh my god you can't jump on a platform even Burger King claims that the take your time the controller's daylight now controls are great the day came out but even Burger King on their website says it's a whopper sandwich holy goodness it's a sandwich I didn't argue with you [Laughter] I don't know no stop jumping you stupid [ __ ] all right why would think why would they do this to me it's a personal affront so cruel didn't you say you beat this game in like four days we first came out yeah I loved it yeah it was the best game ever dude that was like one of the greatest Christmas seasons of the year oh boy it was the most in fact there was no defense for this the mortal draw deals death very well now try it wait not on me it deals death whoa wow you already [ __ ] me up there you will not forget that this technique leaves your life at risk mmm it has no past oh all right the sixth skill to grab your pinky and shot up a hole now show me show me the stinky pinky really are you sure yeah the helm splitter the mortal drawn the stinky pinky yeah it's the most precious skill of all you must just smell my balls you damned it's the boss man up put your sword away crouch down and hit a do it come on you split my helm like a thousand times the least you could do is sniff my balls I don't even have any anymore but I remem another bomb yeah water bomb I don't have a water bomb on me though yeah man what the hey you should have had a water bomb on you ah live where am I getting water bombs from a water bomb store yeah there is a bomb store yeah I don't care enough oh it's right there we're in the village it's gotta be something good if it's this well hit yeah all right back to the secret area yep I better it better just be like like a like a water nymph and she just blows me I had 10 minutes I hope it's the exact amount of rupees that you just spent on the water I'm still missing five rupees I went through all that just to lose rupees yeah I loved playing Zelda games with you Oh Aaron why it's not my fault man that's 100% your fault no it is but just hear me out how dare you say it's not my husband controls or whatever scons me no it's just so precipitant think he's hit you once no good job Aaron my son you're like oh damn it I three children that I was only trying to provide for sorry died without me they're spiritually connected to me so they die instantly I was the owner over an orphanage and I know Aaron is about to do a one-hour walkthrough where he does everything in the voice of droopy dog use the long grabby hands to grab onto the floaty egg will pull the egg down would use the rooster grab the rooster by the challenge and flow downward don't get blown out into the sucky chamber you've gotta watch out for the drool he'll try to bite you just /add him a couple times with your giant knife you forget how to be alive no your will pass the booster is I have joined for I am an idiot they must be punished what you would think this would be the end of the game but now there's five more agonizing hours they say the first person to live to 150 has already been born God how I pity them especially when they have to live in a world with Twilight wishes use the gravity just pretend like there's wall here ooh what's this over here ooh sort of spooky sir it is scary sort of spooky I'm gonna get over there but it's like maybe a little tray oh oh there's a pole on this precarious platform I could hop around all willy-nilly as a wolf I love it so many gifts over here this is probably my favorite platform in the ballgame this keeps on giving this game please I missed my girlfriend please just [ __ ] fight the boss it's the toilet dragon I can't always look down there now oh do I like not need to be up here now come back I'll come back dude ro could you bring some Modelo bro bro cop there you go just stop spitting fire for one hot bed you do it twice he's getting tougher he's gone he ain't taking no guff the most fun boss I like if you flake this dragon boss get in buckle up I'm annoying frustrating ride yeah I'm the one boss that lives isn't that nice yeah it's kind of nice he's looking at it like the [ __ ] is this yeah how am I supposed to do with this there's something nice about not breathing I don't know if that's something you should say out loud she's Twilight Princess oh snap oh really what it's Wiz oh I love it Wow you thought it was Ellis and we're sure what Zelda you ain't even seen nothing yet have I not no I want to see things sent even the twist dude nice queasy music crazy jumpy man okay yeah that's a choice I had served and endured that and did framed household for far too long my impotent princess and why you ask orange aren't you glad that I'm not cool and like mysterious anymore and I'm just kind of a crazy person he moves like voled oh but with the egg knowledge me is their king no and as such I was denied the magic powers oh dang it is this bad is this good is this bad I show how smite power in you that's what I say too actually he's disgusting ages see it whoa whoa well that shit's over damn she's got strong hair I I just used a fraction of the power that's in me now I really [ __ ] his [ __ ] up I could tear you to shreds link I did that only using a fraction of My Ancestors magic oh I'm gonna [ __ ] go apeshit at bat nuts crazy now aren't you tired of being nice don't you want to just go apeshit speeds midday okay I think she's being manipulated she doesn't look okay oh oh gosh that's gotta hurt only she's wearing a helmet watching someone throw a hamster around the room it's horrible well I hate to say it we should have killed her yeah well many chances to kill it holy crap we always [ __ ] yo yo friend or foe friend or foe oh this guy yeah iron knuckle what do they call him them it's the other name for them Jeff [Laughter] is your leg on fire your leg is on fire I think more of you is on fire now - that's what happened you're very on fire that's what happens when you catch on fire dude yo bro you're literally on fire you're not just lit you're that an earthquake or die just like get vertigo what in real life yeah I think you probably just farted really hard and shook your body oh my god oh my god this is exciting he who wields such power would make a suitable king for this world don't you think no questions a trick such conceit I was gonna say yeah but I'm glad you stopped me but if you are one with the chosen wielders of power as you claim how many fingers am i holding up yes try to deny me you and your little friend just remember whoever denied it supplied it just remember who made you come that's it whoa Zelda you sound different well it's because she's possessed by Ganon mm-hmm but still I love the feel of these titties what yes the game I'm dying for ten seconds four three two well that's it brilliant that's the end of pilot princess no what do you mean no princess okay damn it well that's my life she's beautiful except for her voice Oh Oh don't get what's going on here Oh what what is happening I don't know this is like the end of Akira the you know something else I guess you're targeting keeping within the rich merits so basically I do all the work and you do nothing Sanskrit oh oh I have to have to whack him now Oh God all right don't [ __ ] it up this oh my god Jesus yeah keep me within distance you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right good don't squander this one [ __ ] I accidentally got excited and I inhaled the Ritz cracker you [ __ ] like that don't you ecstasy finally [Laughter] well this is awkward here we go what do you mean here we go I say here we go is it more Ganon that look like me at minute eeeh she's so cute oh dude don't get me started [ __ ] [ __ ] human for Midna [ __ ] queen yo i'll say a lot of things ah that's it you only see her that one second I thought she like walks back in the mirror and [ __ ] that's after the dirt the or maybe I got like a bad ending maybe we got a bad any because we sucked this whole game Yoko [ __ ] you too very aggressive never forget that there's another world bound to this one a world where you're a flea-bitten mongrel dog please leave no to live picture the last learner okay the way you are not ready for this length you're like five wait didn't she say as long as this mirror exists we may see each other again yeah like oh my god she's having scroll my god this is [ __ ] Lord of the Rings [Laughter] Tantalus what do you mean staff credit know what I know and we've only just begun we're it's gonna be Alan weeks before this I can't watch any Adrienne more Oh David oh I mean it'll be Brad made the stop or just stick himself on oh dang it would happen Lisa saved the world before he ran into that spike yeah anybody gonna help bummer no it sounds like a no all right at least there's peace in the country well I guess that's it wait seriously yeah no one's gonna help them one all right thanks bullet for my valentine that's great well thanks for 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Views: 138,587

Rating: 4.9371181 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, twilight princess, midna, true form, reaction, danny, arin, egoraptor, nsp, best of, compilation, comedy, best moments, laughter moments, boss, ganondorf, zelda, nintendo, shield, puzzle, fail, anger, rage

Id: hTKEhyG9yRE

Length: 47min 3sec (2823 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 13 2020