Best of Game Grumps: Wheel of Fortune (2013-2021)

[Music] [Applause] uh [Applause] yeah junior thanks bonita noah pal zoto robert battersby yes i don't you all sent us different versions of wheel of fortune and we didn't write down which one was this one yeah so thanks to everyone thanks to everyone who sent us wheel of fortune yeah this is wheel of fortune junior for uh ness finger hick oh i like it finger hicko no not fingers no no finger heck yep got it going gotta go end hey finger heck i'll be danny [ __ ] danny [ __ ] danny [ __ ] [Music] yeah hello my name is uh danny [ __ ] hi i'm that's my first name yeah a lot of people think [ __ ] is my last name oh come on danny [ __ ] has a leg up on fingel hick and timbo this is made in like 88 so the person is probably like [ __ ] marlon brando oh god no this is ages seven and up oh but you put it on hard mode which means it's probably for nine year olds enough uh let's go r yeah oh there's three r's that's a person 100 bucks yeah baby i'm a spin again jason brewer you crazy [ __ ] uh dad dude dagger rinkenstein ah yes dagger frankenstein the famous the famous the famous comedy inc mer martin mark no me what was that man mean [Laughter] more like timber sheep [Laughter] wow i know that's pretty good right oh thank you for [ __ ] going maximum strength i'll go make myself a sandwich i wanted to make sure that i got the 400 baby fair enough um oh [ __ ] miss mill mill come on no [ __ ] yeah yeah that was like an nes sample the [ __ ] hat what kind of name is that [Laughter] mcgrano mig migrow well you know that's a vowel i should i should have no i already spun no but you can just pick one and then it buys one for you oh yeah it's the [ __ ] video game oh never mind then you lied to me you lied to me i'm sorry my god me too i totally wouldn't have gotten that anyway vandy you [ __ ] don't turn those letters around go get your jaundice checked out yeah she looks jesus she looks terrible and she's like oh yay i'm very weak from the genres god damn it timbo oh good i lost all my no money wait wait wait wait how would a seven year old know what a migrant worker is an excellent phone from having an angry dad these [ __ ] migrant workers always coming in stealing our jobs employment too my teacher told me that blacks and whites and mexicans are all equal your teacher's a goddamn [ __ ] whoa whoa that's the dad saying it not me of course it's not it's not me jesus christ timber was tearing this [ __ ] up i like stop please resist is in yeah i spun it i know what it is are you really yeah really yeah i like these weak spins i don't know what it is at all people at home i'm making dan think i know what it is dude i got it i got it solved so don't [ __ ] up okay i [ __ ] it come on timbo jesus timbo jeez whatever diesel engine how would you even timber wins apparently apparently timbo's [ __ ] arnold schwarzenegger wow i know all knowledge i have all of the knowledge i have detailed files come on timbo with your [ __ ] eleven hundred dollars it's okay speed up around is the one that matters stands for like total intelligence mastery bot organization all right terrible and many bonus opportunities [Laughter] i'd like to solve the puzzle [Laughter] [Music] [Music] no sick [Music] i think you had it i almost had it uh m [ __ ] me there are no m's attempt to solve don't don't do it dumbo dare solve it i will kill you he's hitting it out he's sitting out yay okay all right uh come on no use what long sentence like that has no use you [Music] [Laughter] [Music] knock [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] you pat say jack i don't know what it is [Applause] is it you quick stand [Laughter] [Music] [Music] it's kind of an excruciatingly long thing to put in it's bad okay that's not okay i'm quite sad oh don't be sad i'm gonna hit this i was gonna hit you yeah i did [Laughter] turn that [ __ ] around yeah oh man that dress is sparkly as [ __ ] she looks good is that is timbo the only person playing right now yeah i think so goddammit timbo [ __ ] timbo we gotta watch your [ __ ] ass this is so lame tootsie roll come on god everything timbo oh my god i wish i could see his face so i could punch it so i could draw myself pitching can we do a second episode of this like a wheel of fortune junior rematch at medium level yes okay awesome so timbo doesn't destroy us yeah [ __ ] you timbo timbo wins [ __ ] you timbo tempo doesn't know [ __ ] timber does no [ __ ] about spelling but danny came in second yes stereo system timber doesn't need a stereo system he's a [ __ ] computer yeah [ __ ] him swap snoop spelled wrong hello my name is galorek glorgen glorgen glorgen hawk [Laughter] is that like bob in german yeah excuse me clogging here good day glargin head oh hello oh and chris [Laughter] chris is from america he's weird he's not from the glorian hack family can you believe his name is chris there's one letter r would you like to solve the pi yes stinky butt uh cheeks [Music] wristband i guess nah you should save it i'm going to use it now all right [ __ ] it because i'm going to rule the board and you're going to rule nobody else plays i'm having the most fun and i want to be short of it you just blow on it black window spider [Laughter] black warlock i spelled widow right right yeah okay black you smell spider-spid you are spider and like afterwards you're like mommy are you proud of me reticulated python scale whoa uh i think i i think i got it it's something and something i don't know what you're probably right it's literally something it starts with s yes something and oh that's what it is if you buy a u it's like seven u's yeah you're right nope not not and oh damn maybe it's a the sp speckling the playing field yup that's probably what it is stopping the widow the letter t yeah stopping there we go hey guys stopping get good with 4gs wow like my phone spins [Music] your name has a k it's common there's a k in the word black there is i fail to see what that has to do with this particular sand case or use them whoa i named an album after this oh no oh no okay i can go back wow holy crap ain't that crazy that's nuts yeah that's only because it's relevant to you yeah i know oh no god what is it [ __ ] why did i think that through oh well i guess you were just so excited i was i was sorry yeah i was so excited damn uh [ __ ] me [Laughter] oh i totally [ __ ] myself i did not name an album after that no i'm gonna name an album after this now damn myself strawberry ice cream the album that [ __ ] dan oh god that really hurts my soul oh god you're destroying me now yes timbo and chris need to go [ __ ] themselves i have a higher score than tempo ever wishes he had [ __ ] timbo's in that program and i'm looking all like [ __ ] i wish i could play [ __ ] completely good redeem myself i brought shane to the glorgen hawk family name seriously lennon grad that's it i'd like to solve there are no p's oh you do have it [Music] what's the last word do you not know oh [ __ ] lightning sag lightning uh b q l p four five twelve uh the k k seven uh thirty eight lightning bug uh that's from monster hunter how did i not know that they got it from monster hunter i got two hundred dollars no i got six hundred dollars wow i'm gonna take it home and spend it on drugs you might beat me dude no i'm not that's the last round you failed to win this fabulous break they should like make it explode in front of you yeah like you like it does mickey's face melts in front of you oh bad luck you failed to win this fabulous prize i won 20 seventy eight dollars ah aaron wins yeah more like aaron wins everything [ __ ] i win i win i win you wanna go out with my twenty six hundred dollars too bad i'm not sharing apparently the wheel determined that my fortune would be to play games with a dick what did you say to me whoa oh hey hey oh we playing we have with you yeah [ __ ] what was his name [ __ ] uh what was his name ethan monty ethan monty thank you barry ethan monty is the best yeah yeah monty ethan yeah yeah are you related to ethan hawk because you have the same first name amazing question whoa we're escaping from the orients we're not escaping from the orient we're escaping to it oh yeah real the fortunes get the [ __ ] out of china thanks oh wow hey vanessa welcome to our game we've got some great new puzzles for you oh thank you let's get started well thank you oh she's clearly not comfortable doing that yeah seriously we're making a video game okay 450 baby i'm going to china wait i'm already [Laughter] oh sanford and sons wow that was mumford and son salvador you mumford i'm gonna spin i'd like to guess the name of a band that did not exist when this game was created thank you they existed they just weren't playing music uh that's true that's true they were alive they were probably seven i'm gonna go straight up um [ __ ] you whoa oh the control rumbles a little when you say son of a [ __ ] sorry it's gonna be that kind of [ __ ] game that's cool [ __ ] sad i'm so shame sorry you lose a turn don't give me your [ __ ] false damn it vanna bye spin or solve player one uh why don't you stop telling me what to [ __ ] do vanna white and i'll get to it it seems dangerous to have those two [ __ ] flaming sculptures right near the uh right near the puzzle [Applause] that's what i get for sassing vanna that's what happens she's like [Laughter] nice weak-ass spin yeah i just wanna oh come on [Applause] vanna's like yes like five minutes into this episode all i've done is lose two turns no it's fine everything's good because is it gonna solve no no i'm gonna spin oh sure 700 it's a good spin give me a nap seven apps say that i'd like to solve the puzzle great job there's no skill involved you just press it and if you want to go all the way you just hold it yep sounds about right and [ __ ] you okay what two hours oh [ __ ] [Music] oh man now what i don't know what it is i know what it is i totally know what it is oh i hate you son of a [ __ ] whisper to me lose that goddamn turn come on yeah are you [ __ ] kid give me one turn give me one goddamn turn no what a shame i bet you feel so bad in front of your [ __ ] microphone and your fifty dollar pain [Laughter] please please just give me one no no come on oh it's like torture holy [ __ ] i'm so angry right now oh my god i'm fuming i'll spin i am [ __ ] irate i know exactly what it is god damn it three loser turns vanna white you need to suck my dick fondle my balls and go around the world if you know what i'm saying gotta be an end oh my god i'm a loser all right i got this i'm gonna kill myself i'm so angry dude if there's any [ __ ] indication of the future of [ __ ] i'm gonna lose it too give me some money [ __ ] please lose your turn uh no way here's the term there's no way i could possibly do that yeah is this wheel weighted [Laughter] wait here we go you ready you ready here it goes here it goes here it goes here comes here comes i'm out i'm checking my email [ __ ] garbage on so much big money it's like getting kicked in the [ __ ] dick a thousand times in a row meanwhile [ __ ] jim's over here like it's w god oh my gosh i'm so angry over to you should i i'm gonna spin yeah go ahead i need some money solve the puzzle for zero dollars that's what i'm gonna do [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] i'll give it the [ __ ] hardest spin in history so nightmarish oh oh i'm clear oh my god three hundred dollars three hundred dollars uh uh okay see it's got an x yeah it's just busy is it scooby two [ __ ] sarah two i gotta go more i gotta go more money i'm getting greedy i'm getting greedy gotta lose that turn baby i don't wanna lose that turn oh my god oh sure like i'm glued to 300 now jesus christmas there's one in this puzzle so angry so angry i'm solving it i'm we got to get out of it oh man get out of this uh watch it watch me misspell it yeah scoop where are yogs [Laughter] oh you son of a [ __ ] yay goddamn right i'm done we're all done everything's done oh my god that took up this entire episode you [ __ ] did it dude i did it don't give me your goddamn pity [ __ ] oh she hands you a sticker like you did it very good you dumb bastard oh my god holy [ __ ] turn in the next round you can get that in one [ __ ] spin all right next time on game grumps get ready for the next puzzle oh okay oh my god there's a prize on the board for this one let's do it welcome back to game grumps by the way i didn't i didn't catch it because you were pooping we're still mentally recovering from that last uh round holy crap okay 400. oh my god quotation is it no never mind nerd club club jesus christ it's not clue thank you if you're just joining us it's nard kloop versus uh there's a ten thousand dollar thing in there whoa and a prize dude yeah just the one the one wait i know it do you really yeah dude really yeah oh my god are you serious no come on man don't mess with me like that uh-huh there are four all together oh savannah all together show on your face that we're a little pressed for time here so i'll give the wheel a final spin what are you what are you doing vanna come on don't speed up our [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you have a lot of money yeah that was a weak ass spin yeah what if she got a bankrupt it's like good job man thanks [ __ ] i guess you lose everything oops just like slipped a little weight onto the thing when she was spinning it this oh no bummer the mat tries a rat what the [ __ ] is this no great nope no one knows what it is vanna oh my god give me a why why are you even here jim yeah a why is in why bother uh duh i can't help you this time oh thanks man uh go [ __ ] yourself uh give me an a van old dildo the cat the cat tails a rat the cat tapes a rat i think it's taped bro what does a cat do i don't know uh it takes a rat yeah who the [ __ ] ever said that i don't know then a white man it's a quotation yes yes bravo that's it great you did it you dumb [ __ ] what do i say oh that that's it let's see how everyone's doing [Laughter] seamless vanna seamless you know someone was like we'll fix it in post yeah she's a master of her craft oh like you get to choose a prize what is it i don't know and this one is smack in the face boise [ __ ] it's [ __ ] boise item oh man it's not i can't choose vowels i can't choose o or i oh god that's [ __ ] good yeah incessant beeping [Music] um yeah yeah gotta find the place [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] the [ __ ] guy in the control room like pressing the reveal button while solemnly shaking his head oh my god i'm becoming one of our all-time highest money winners oh thank you wow looks like nerd clip is in the [ __ ] wheel of fortune hall of fame fortune bye-bye oh my god man can we can we do one more game of this oh [ __ ] yeah dude are you kidding me it's ridiculous dan wins round one damn where's red one bitch's nose [ __ ] and hoes yes thank you again and then like seven ellipses seven ellipses that's 21 periods all right here we go two players we're going to the great winter sports our great outdoors oh okay i'm sorry let's do winter sports i'm excited or that thing you just did jim truly brought nothing to the table here's your host still white here's your host who's your host and your only person hi there hi there i'm here on the set of real estate let's take a look look at all of these wow that's a big canoe sorry we were looking for 84 866 [Laughter] oh yeah oh you better nail this son oh [ __ ] going for the tea wow four of whom oh god holy [ __ ] dude there are 85 buckets the whole thing is teased it's just an abbreviated one yeah she's just like i'd like to tell them oh my god oops 51. somebody forgot about puerto rico that's a commonwealth oh my god yeah all right next time on game grumps i'm going to suck a dick a thousand dicks just kidding only a couple hundred all right go [ __ ] yourself my god vanna eat a sandwich jesus [Applause] i only need 21 more just like that yes we've got one for you cool thanks boo wait didn't you just say s no i said r oh okay i was hearing vanna white incorrectly [Applause] she was saying no when i thought she was saying yet oh oh [ __ ] oh my god um oh [ __ ] dude you're amazing what is this thing what is this thing i'd like to solve the puzzle sars [Laughter] uh suse i hate i hate thing yeah this thing is just like great yeah i guess uh i guess it could literally be oh oh oh oh oh i stopped that with my mindless nice is it sorps well i'll spin vanna oh jim you sound much hotter this time what happened yeah i'd like an l please vana [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] all together oh i'd like an l please [Laughter] kill him release the hounds is it surreal [ __ ] i'd like to buy a big dick please i'd like to buy a bowl [Laughter] there was no l's right [ __ ] oh well there goes snerd burglar i spin or solve player two oh my god all this pressure i'll spin you psycho [ __ ] i'm sorry vanna i'll never yell at you again god damn it oh my god i should have known it as soon as i called that a [ __ ] it i think it's consistently every time we make fun of anna yeah she's just like is that really is that right is that what you think cool okay let me show you what a [ __ ] i can be [Music] [ __ ] just silently sit there for 50 seconds while our entire audience is like um [Laughter] [ __ ] i'm gonna spin okay i'm gonna back up yeah good i'd like to bankrupt please i'd like to be out of the game and on the streets please [Music] [Applause] oh god [Music] i don't know anything about math i know zero plus zero equals zero and that's my score right now thank you please back up please just give me one just give me one goddamn thing [Music] okay i'll take it no i'm gonna solve it oh okay yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah uh ten thousand dollars see that me how did i not see that it was the pressure of the game yeah i won five hundred dollars i'm only many thousands behind you hey that's okay that's it great you get the good try award [Laughter] credit for that ten thousand done you're done jim girl jim this game like did anyone beta test this could you just act like really disappointed yeah sure sure thing we're going to put it in 5 to 10 seconds after the wheel is done spinning nice [ __ ] weak ass spin come on [Laughter] fortune favorites that's like crazy they're cute how do you like this don't worry i'll get a bankrupt too oh surprise oh it just [ __ ] surprises lose a turn being john malkovich hey it's being ron malka rich no oh like is there a magnet under lose a turn for me you like see it turn and it's like it comes backwards i hope there's some asses oh sucks to be you no prize for you girl what a [ __ ] this round's running a bit long so we've spun like two times for who what tv network is broadcasting this we did choose a 10 minute round oh okay okay she's just being sassy yeah fault meanwhile vanna's over there tapping her foot like yeah i told you running out of time some people want to go home to their [ __ ] million dollar mansion what the hell is this what i have no idea what point oh you did it fantastic the yeah oh my god she got a lot of money for that yeah but not as much as my [ __ ] 86 bones yeah yeah you rock that right off the bat yay is it goose house [Laughter] holy [ __ ] congratulations what have they won charlie i don't what i don't know [Laughter] trip to my tank [Laughter] that's great you did it sometimes just hard to get out of bed in the morning great job jesus aaron oh my god 83 000 that was over the top she's like nailed it ow you're [ __ ] winning again sorry every time i high-five aaron with his wedding ring it destroys a joint in my fingers it's my thinking ring actually stamper gave this to me i like it jacob anderson aka raleigh richie as our guest and the show is gas grubs hello and welcome to new episode of game grumps welcome back we're playing wheel of fortune we're playing wheel of fortune hello again hello again with our good very british friend yes jacob you know it how are you feeling today i'm not british i'm from dakota holy [ __ ] these are that one looks like me that one on the top right that actually does i was scared to like focus on one like be like uh which one does he mean this is a white pretty one yeah oh mr tiny oh there's me i forgot we created okay cool where did i [ __ ] did my mom dress me today i'm ready like yeah [ __ ] yeah come on where's the sensor book sure what do you mean easy medium or hard it's [ __ ] wheel of fortune hard all right and the classic stage oh we don't have we don't have any of the new stages online all right jesus well we'll have to play this morning what the [ __ ] is happening with their faces what is this why do we have hands but they don't sequence initiated yeah i forgot that my guy is high as [ __ ] oh god what what's going on what what are they that's a sajak and havana okay see ya wow they just worked in dialogue yeah also it was it's weird it's like he's hitting yeah yeah yeah that wouldn't be much they have like 27 years of sexual attention whoa whoa whoa the the blob the blob you [ __ ] know it i why did i say it out loud i knew it [ __ ] i'd already hit the thing fine you can go ahead and say that but there's no proof i said it first so there you go the blab i am gonna lose this game that's right yeah [ __ ] monkeys oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah go for [ __ ] monkeys see what happens [ __ ] [ __ ] monster oh [ __ ] oh no i'm sure that's exactly what it is i love that you're committed to getting it right you do it someone else want to give it a try nope oh god damn it it's cookie monster well thank you i don't know what it was did you not thinking monster monster did you not know what it was aaron no i didn't i totally [ __ ] myself i knew it i [ __ ] knew it dude a trip to maine oh my god holy [ __ ] you could the us's 38th most visited visit the world's second favorite portland [Laughter] oh boy yeah yeah [ __ ] it i'm high rice paddies oh [ __ ] i missed a trip to maine so close god the place where they farm potatoes they do not they do arista county maine are you serious it's the number one potato are you gonna [ __ ] embarrass me and school me on main facts in front of everybody whatever dude crap [ __ ] you what do you think of that jesus you're getting a lot of points the mustard county is it titty [Laughter] well i gotta get to get some more questions i i know what the second and third word really yeah yeah oh i got the gift dude i'm bringing that home to my wife i'm gonna get so much puss tonight it could be anything okay chill out the gift is just a sticker that says gift oh cool um all right what the [ __ ] is that yeah oh replay why don't you [ __ ] choke on your own [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] fine jesus man what is happening to your face god have mercy on yourself what the [ __ ] is this word dude you're gonna lose everything nine rats oh come on calm the [ __ ] on don't even give me that [ __ ] i love it and in front of me and my gift i was gonna get mad puss oh okay i think i'll spin nude bronze the hype new drug dude ron's jurisdiction ron come on man oh no not this again please that hot is so traumatic yeah it's like gunfire and then a police siren that's correct smashing like a domestic dispute like in the distance you want to spin all right [ __ ] you jack you merciless piece of [ __ ] yeah this is going to be some [ __ ] that none of us have ever heard of and it's going to be infuriating i'd like to solve please oh calm the [ __ ] on have you only rolled bankrupt yet yeah it feels like [ __ ] congratulations you're the first child you you're the only right [ __ ] you play once [Laughter] heart love and heart love love and heart dave and beard no i'm gonna get this wrong cave and bears damn it that's what i wanted to do oh man holy [ __ ] all right i'm about to [ __ ] you uh yeah hanging on there i still think you should have been keeping big bears was the right answer oh you got a sweater we all know it was the right one oh man is your version in the uk wheel of fortune where you just spin it it tells you your fortune [Laughter] he's laughing i'd like to solve the puzzle is it rump butt a ass with three s's was that it's the studio audience not clapping and you're just like [Laughter] somebody's going to mail oh my god oh [ __ ] if you get this letter right oh [ __ ] dude oh the pressure's on yeah oh my god do you have any idea how many lighthouses they have up there two two lighthouses there's one of them which one is it the bigger one the smaller one you'll find out when you're in may we'll never end god damn it no you know it all right don't worry i'll hit [ __ ] bankrupt or lose a turn or some kind of hairy garbage clap clap [Music] oh i thought it was room with a bear i thought it was cave with a bear okay [Laughter] you know what i don't have a wheel of fortune in mind yeah give or take good man wow you know what i'm not gonna say good man i'm not gonna give him props for that there's only vowels left so you you gotta say yeah okay [Music] i think that's my voice what if i what if i spelled view like v i o down here yeah that's something you still won't be able to afford with only a couple thousand dollars more importantly this [ __ ] is not going to maim you're welcome [Music] he's from croatia oh that wasn't it [ __ ] what no one was able to solve the puzzle what civil war buff do they even say buff in uk it just means someone who's like way into something yeah like someone who's a nerd for something i know we say that but a civil war that's not a specific person oh no yeah i was thinking names too yeah i guess they'll say name if it's like something wait no how does this make any sense like it's a a civil war buff is like like a type i know what civil war buff is what i don't understand is how is that the answer when they say a person well because like if you're a buff of something they don't necessarily mean personally yeah being like a per person well that's not helpful on the map i didn't design this game i'm sensing a lot of hostility dude i'll break it down for you super easy oh [ __ ] off a civil war buff is like a guy we should just have like a one half hour long miscommunication it's like the most frustrating thing for people to watch no no he clearly just doesn't know what a civil war buff is yeah can you explain it to me i'd be glad to you see in the 1800s the civil war this isn't even a game to get mad about no i'm not i'm sorry i'm not playing nicely no you're just fine dude what if there's no ease dude if rage wasn't welcome on this show oh yeah i mean then we would have no show that i know what it is i forgot to finish that sentence because i was like oh it's my turn better concentrate 500 no i don't know what it is what do you think it is aaron i thought it was i thought it was christopher columbus it's ridiculous on the map on the map i don't know he made a map yeah he changed the map with his discoveries wait wait did i lose all my money no next round yeah your money's still saved from the stepping what what kind of [ __ ] is this what is on the is it like a band that people are like starting to know about they're on the mat baby this is not helpful that is my [ __ ] voice it's like they came here and recorded you and then put it in the game yes it's a kick in the dick oh swift wanted that [ __ ] nice oh dude pretty good thank you good spin good spin yeah good spin all right um c is a c i guess thank you could you sound a little more excited please nope absolutely not yeah [Music] is it cracker tits adoration tunes show me adoration pontoons do not know how to spell it i know how to spell it yes yes [ __ ] yes yes no damn it is it wrong i won't tell you god damn it where is that oh this is an american yeah yeah absolutely yes no stop saying yes damn it son of a [ __ ] yes you're psyching me out no god damn it son of a [ __ ] ass you're aaron what you are actually mad right now and i can hear it in your mind i switched it to eye and then i was like hold on i'm going to i'll spin it it looked silly i'll give it a chance is it that adirondack fountains [Laughter] god [ __ ] damn this could have been my day this could have been my moment to shine but it's certainly in front of a guest and everything i know i have no idea what's happening in any way it's totally fine oh i still have more money than you yeah you do i'm losing this game i have more money than both of you so stop so stop your fighting stop it go to the adirondack mountains and [ __ ] yourselves mini game break jesus christ this is the longest game of wheel of fortune ever food and drink yeah jacob you're like can i go please oh that's me yes this is the best oh now i know what it is god damn it uh there's no more consonants yeah wait why did she do that yeah i don't know and i can't choose the [ __ ] letter that is though i'm gonna say lobster rivioli what the hell what this is a lot of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you guys time [ __ ] dude no what yeah this doesn't make sense this does not make sense lobster rigidly oh man hit done yep crushed it yeah when it would have just had the r the o and the l i was like is it lobster roll a coffee shirt logo wow [ __ ] only the logo you gotta get the shirt later what is this you made this what the [ __ ] three thousand dollars jesus christ this is the longest episode of wheel of voice i've ever played in my life all right great what the [ __ ] is this is the thing a wig writing class that's exactly what it is oh good i'm very happy i'm giving you full credit i even gave you a beat i was like is he gonna put all right wow all right cool i don't care yeah oh dude have we have all checked out can we actually get you on a real episode of wheel of fortune you're just like i don't you know what [ __ ] you jack yeah i don't care around the house [ __ ] let us go home what's his name say jack patsy jack yeah yeah there you go holy [ __ ] i know no one ever thought well i didn't think of that oh what was the whoa you speak japanese right aaron uh barely i want to say something with you [ __ ] i've got to find it when i went to japan i wrote it down and i didn't actually get to see it okay oh my god what do you have it yeah i've got it no i don't i don't have it i thought i did oh i thought you're talking to me quite amazing yeah i'm having my own little self-confidence sort of checked out of this that's totally understandable new stop saying things i thought it was new kitchen cabinets but it didn't work oh [ __ ] yeah you're like better that at this game than any of us well dude and yet you like don't care yeah and i'm winning yeah i think you are probably not anymore weed hands [Music] oh no [ __ ] [Music] i love how you're amazing at this and then you get the chance to put stuff in it's just it's like a like a star wars name that's what i'm trying to do with the best the best star wars name that's my game the guy that flew the millennium falcons [Laughter] oh my god it's spelled slap nuts but with an umlaut over the you oh boy we're losing it [Laughter] they wanted to secede from the union anyway damn damn political here yeah where are we yeah where [Laughter] you can't just [ __ ] decide oh come on aaron pick a letter i want to go home goddammit i don't know do you want to know what it is sure leaves of grass oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you idiots once again don't you [ __ ] read i'm right i've never even heard of that no it's a they made it into a film i think oh that's how i relate to books yeah if it isn't a book about batman i don't want any part of it especially not if it's not versus superman because yeah you want a car dude wait a [ __ ] you 75 000 yeah in car value oh well excuse me i don't think i got it such an [ __ ] even within like game logic and world this this was [ __ ] [Laughter] well thank you for joining us oh man it has been a pleasure it is a [ __ ] pleasure adam a frontier yeah yeah peter armstrong are these the people that made the game yeah these are actual they shouldn't be this proud to have their faces made manly john manley jesus all these people need to have their faces kind of squished thq published this oh yeah but they've done like proper publishing yeah they went out of business wow oh so we can talk [ __ ] on them oh yeah sure with no repercussions they're all they're all dead ones let's laugh all these people massacre all of them nobody who worked on this game will ever be able to hear this oh jolie he looks nice can you make my face look like a nice person yeah that's not that's not a reference you want to make no dude yeah you know i am would you like to sample the man dish that's like what he says to women at uh bars oh god they've got a lot of potato face people working on this game but not chris lentini he's not really names jason oh yeah is it match fit was it called match fit no not match fit what am i talking about when you when someone does like a drawing of someone oh a caricature yeah like a would you would what do you call him what [ __ ] i don't know you know what i mean a caricature it's look the image is just it's so far gone yeah it's like a caricature but like for police oh a police oh just yeah you know you're an all-star sketch ditty oh man wow this has been oh whoa whoa whoa finley oh my gosh baby's born on yeah when you were that first baby you're like wow wow that was rough i don't want to tell anyone their babies ugly but i mean we all saw it how come funnel house doesn't get any caricatures like what was so ugly about them and they're not like uh forget it [ __ ] it geez i'm so glad we played this game to completion we should call this the finale this game was 2010 yeah dude there's no excuse for this game yeah yeah that was a great vintage year fortune dude in the corner and think about what you've done there's something ain't no adventure the authors are copyrighted holders the software is presented as is no work we don't know guys i think we have to call this an episode because i'm tripping balls over here [ __ ] delirious all right well thank you for joining us dude jacob you're the [ __ ] man thank you so much for hanging out with me this has been a treat come back any time come back any time you need our one banana yeah you son of a [ __ ] i can't believe you i want to say that this game has been a treat there's more there's more the company yeah no can't [ __ ] do well call up sketch diddy and tell him yeah give him a piece i'm going to find him i hope sketch diddy is a huge killer well he's already dead based on the lore of this episode i pray to god sketch diddy is a huge fan of game grumps and a huge fan of game of thrones and is watching this right now and he's like super touchy so he's like oh oh what the hell dude all my dreams are crumbling yeah we should have made a better game mr diddy dr diddy i assume you've got your doctorate since this game along with dr mandish [Laughter] holy [ __ ] all right we're out good night everybody see ya later [ __ ] off sorry no that's our new sign off from now on hey it's all the lovelies out there go [ __ ] yourselves i'm hoping ben wolfhard is the guest on the show with the show it's name is gut crops hey welcome to yeah wheel of fortune it's guest crumbs again because you played it ninety thousand times we're back yeah we're back with with finn uh sorry i mean strawberries he's our boy yeah dude do you have any idea how many things i've [ __ ] eaten on this show am i am i your son no i wish you kidding me yeah dude if i could just have like a 14 year old kid and just skip all the annoying just cool yeah dude you'd be shocked at how many people call us dads on instagram yeah that's not uh yeah they told me that too dude really i'm not even joking they call you daddy yeah that's not okay no it's not at all anyone who's watching this who is my fan you're great but please stop calling me daddy yeah yeah this is getting a little weird samesies yeah i'll be franco okay oh wow nice compromise so i went from being your dad to i hate you i guess that's a pretty natural person were you guys dicks all your life next question [Laughter] dan how does it feel to be a dick all your life no to be the second best comedy band whoa well it depends on who you think the first is fight of the conference oh you know what i'd take that okay i would take that you're just gonna be friends i'm just getting seventh no i can't even name seven comedy bands three for this friend [Laughter] hello i'm fruit franco jew and frizz what a wow i like our sassy poses too i'm franco oh yeah that's my real name [ __ ] baby what do you want you want medium or hard oh hard are you kidding me what does that mean does that mean like difficult puzzles or i'm gonna [ __ ] land on lose a turn 87 times i think uh probably this is why i was meaning to play this because i wanted to see dan [ __ ] go apoplectic yeah what the what what what what the hell does apple pluck i don't know what happened oh yeah yeah suck it up press it here let's do that again there we go it means to go like ape [ __ ] like i believe why did you just say ape [ __ ] i should have said it yeah idiot epileptic is harder to say yeah all right breakers just said crazy i'm so sorry no we'll never go back no there's no t yeah no you [ __ ] it up uh damn it dang dang it dang it the heck you got 35 more seconds to twist in the house okay okay okay okay yeah there's no aaron there's no way you're getting this stun straight straight done all right fine whoa grandma's distressed oh it wasn't it was rooting section what the [ __ ] i thought i was just giving out the letters as ah come on that's awesome all right let's try again frankel could have been in the lead red pepper uh sleds sleds red red sloths [Laughter] red pepper flakes red pepper flakes flakes that's a weird yeah who would eat such a thing red pepper flowers red pepper flakes delicious fly hairs for you you look like kurt cobain with the squares jaw in the world that's true yeah he lives on through wheel of fortune on the wii yeah 600 i'm freaking out what are you doing i'm not doing an episode of game groups yeah what are you doing vanna like van is secretly trying to send you like oh yeah kill me i know what it is do you really yeah you piece of [ __ ] i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep spinning to get the [ __ ] points up you're so [ __ ] greedy have you guys ever puked on a sibling yes have you yeah i puked on my mom does that count as a sibling no it doesn't do yeah yeah it was in her hands yeah i've heard that aaron have you proved yourself as an adult this week uh not this way didn't you poop yourself on the gangreno stand oh yeah i did yeah it was parodius three oh yeah it was enough to be like i [ __ ] myself immediately so that's enough well i stood up in anger i was like you [ __ ] i just [ __ ] myself dude i'm a heartthrob [Laughter] ladies you want me ladies you want some of this sharding my pants conversations as of right now wink wink i i did actually shard my pants this summer finn wolfhard in i sharded i shark [Laughter] go on no no no i'm totally involved in this conversation it's like you running uh like a like an olympic event no no like like just like yep yeah no keep going keep going don't just talk all you want i don't have to go to the bathroom am i gonna play i know right i'm sorry i'm sorry i solved that whole last puzzle yeah dude what the [ __ ] yeah yeah it's all [ __ ] blame pat's subject oh no it's uh it's dan's turn yeah do you say you said that like as in alive yeah is he still kicking yeah is he still around you know what i mean or is he rolling around in that yeah i do that too is he going no he's all right he's still is the answer [Laughter] yeah you've you've earned it been that whale give me give me what i want this aaron what i'm going to punch you right in the right in the junk 500 right in the right in the junkyard yes there is two arms neck junk correct that's the whole world yeah can i saw the puzzle please is it god there's gotta be somebody that's like gone on wheel of fortune and just trolled them the whole time oh i think i like to sell the muscles is it cart maybe you just have like um features i don't know man yeah look at that ocean of untapped letters that it could be what are you a jew you can say it i know we're all thinking about it i wasn't going to say that what are you a nice guy now that you have yeah actually i was going to compliment you in a terse tone god oh geez oh god do it i know the first word at least yeah right you know i was gonna say c not so easy is it looks like we're all jews today i'm going to cancun you're going 800 yeah yeah yeah good luck yeah good luck idiot that'll get you to like [ __ ] sacramento california you've won a great stay vacation in delaware oh i love delaware delaware what a delaware journey oh my gosh it's just like a million dollars like as a gift to you at the end it's not like a million points in the game hear that aaron oh i only get a million dollars at the end oh that sucks yeah but in a not real game no it's just such a bummer you wouldn't have actually been going to cancun [Music] is this certified reindeer you're watching that yeah it's a survival i guess i'll just see if there's an eye in this hola brazil no how would you like to ride a reindeer with me [Music] would you like to write me a busy clap god my dick i will not eat your dick i wanted to see you lose a million dollars i don't want to eat your dick do you know it oh i do no no yeah no i keep spamming that no oh wait no there's no l it's play wait there's no l i have to g oh you think it was elaborate plan yeah no i thought it was true oh okay i got a light written every time over and over elaborate flan there was no l [ __ ] no no i think i'll spin he's just too cheap get wild damn elaborate dan that's me you probably haven't heard this nickname in a while and i'm bringing back old stuff again but um you say i'm a sexy little baby oh [ __ ] actually no no no i don't want you to explain anything oh okay no don't i don't want to hear your words i don't want you to elaborate what was your where are you saying first of all i'm a sexy little baby no go on say it yeah come on wow what are you doing matter of fact they can't hear you um real friends here come on the uh every time we do a live show people ask it ask me to say that it's really creepy yeah and then they chanted we want hand jobs in new york oh that was a good one that was weird it was a weird night kind of weird yeah what are you gonna do i know it's like what is can he can't help you now you know how i like no okay i don't play up this stuff when i'm mad i say i'm i'm mad [Laughter] think about me look you want to know a secret you want a secret if i'm mad oh god did you just whisper i'm mad totally [Laughter] what was that what was that second one just said yes elaborate what the [ __ ] is this not an english word elaborate uh h h [Applause] i o u and sometimes j most of the time j all the time [Applause] congratulations i was never i was never successful in the first place it sucks beyond game grumps doesn't it we don't tell our guests before they come on but we're like it sucks me on this show oh god this show will destroy your mind chatting chatting shouting sorry you didn't answer that because you didn't have enough time oh [ __ ] i don't even ask you're an idiot [ __ ] a log is it [ __ ] a log is it [ __ ] a log it fits turn around the [ __ ] letters putting a dick quitting a job right now yeah exactly that's not requiring me to be fired yeah exactly because i keep making they keep saying dick things hey aaron yeah am i the last person of the day what do you mean like are you guys recording after this no no this is it we're shutting this place down [ __ ] are you farting on it no no no no is that what's happening i don't have any forks loaded all right i'm gonna need some ammo let's always keep one in the chamber that's the case click click fart [Music] all right oh boy can you take me higher dude you actually sound better than creed i'm not gonna lie dude that's that's pretty uh accurate can you take me higher [Laughter] i'm punching the air who wants to get in the way of my wall of punch all of these invisible bees are dying you want some of this trebek i did great me too like you're doing the old ladyboys no i'm doing the old lady voice keep improving i'm i'm your manager all right come on keep it snappy come on come on get some new characters all right i won woo walkers thank you congratulations in my heart that's right wins yeah a frontier adam frontier a white waiter is this the one we played with with grey worm uh with jacob yeah yeah it's [ __ ] i don't know if i don't know if we ever it's the one game i've ever been i don't know if we ever talked about this i don't know if we ever talked about this on the show but um we were we were messing around with sketch diddy because sketch did he's good one of the guys here yeah yeah he's one of the dudes who comes up and like we're just having fun as usual and uh sketch diddy tweeted at us yeah he yeah i know he was like raha buddha this was a [ __ ] sketch diddy we're sketchy where is he at where is he he's like one of the last ones where's he at joel look at that look at that ponytail yeah it's rocking rocking hot dude i'm so excited these are like old friends now to me robert carrick where have you been right here hey dan you can visit me any time dish is prepped [Applause] [Applause] oh i love you anyways we love you too buddy i'm going to have to ask you to leave actually i love you lovelies yeah and i guarantee plenty of the loveliest love you i also love julius jock itch that is an unfortunate name i also like george without the e langer no it's it's it's it's a real thing yeah georg [Music] [Laughter] hey you know just the random name york all right well thanks for joining us on wheel of fortune this has been guest grumps yes love you too oh i took the love i love you i also love the lovely i love ross bye yeah just kidding he's all right he's the worst bye okay yeah dude ross is the worst he's a bag of dicks i love you i love you that's what we're hey [ __ ] bungee jumping together what no i thought because you know you know that first of all i don't know if this was put in the episode or not but i told dan i loved him right before we started the episode the second before and in my mind i was thinking like you know those photographers that that it's like i took a picture of this person before and after i told them they were beautiful right like i was hoping it would be kind of like that but it said i was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about nothing makes us feel better than playing wheel of fortune nothing bad has ever happened when we do this oh jeez i [ __ ] love wheel of fortune so much i sometimes people send me clips of myself screaming that agonized whale when i got my like 50th lose a turn in a row and i'm just like god that sounds like an animal that's like in distress that [ __ ] laugh that you put out i don't think you've ever replicated it since it was like the laugh at the end of blonde boys it's like you can never replicate it right right the same way it just has to come from a real place yeah yeah i know the rules do you think any other country can handle the intellectual depth of wheel of fortune is there like a is there like an afghani wheel of fortune how do you say wheel of fortune and like farsi that's an excellent question aaron i can't believe you looked at me as if i would have the answer for you i don't know just looking at you because i was talking to you oh yeah that's fair looking at you expectantly with like giant eyes it's like this is the test to see if you're an intelligent person or not you know farsi right until you said that i wasn't 100 sure that farsi was a language i wish they had wwe levels of customization [Music] i can't believe they have this i don't know why i've gotten such easy [ __ ] in my life but here we are what do you mean you don't know why it's the denim on denim is that really fast i don't know i don't know either they are sure clapping [Music] [Applause] [Music] go hey everybody put that hand down asshat you're in my you're in thunderdome [ __ ] everybody clap [Music] oh this guy's a wheel of fortune fan yeah oh god well of course he is you put him on hard difficulty he's been studying the patterns for years this is my life that does not look anything like pat sajak raging vagina no that can't be right sweet dude you can't pay the taxes on this [ __ ] he can't pinch taxes i'm gonna go with an r pat yes we have some r's [ __ ] yeah touch those screens time to spin but i wonder what happened like the actors in this who had to do the motion capture i wonder if it was weird for them i don't know they're probably wearing a suit covered in balls there it is you know what you can go and [ __ ] yourself okay bankrupt thank you and it begins oh okay oh no why me lord that dude's like yeah [ __ ] you yeah did you see her face after that she was like i will obey hell yeah dude this is agony uh spurtle salt turtle sauron let's spin again yeah boy yo since i got that [ __ ] [Laughter] this is like the most awkward dude on the planet i got that [ __ ] good you got it oh what's the last one red yeah i've got some of it okay i'm gonna pick a bee then you know what i'm saying i got control of this board baby oh god stop constables constable bread excuse me constable bread have you figured out who murdered the tomatoes touch it touch it [Music] yes can't wait for the next thing to be bankrupt all right i'll um i think i got this oh my god just [ __ ] stop okay oh rub my ass open oh god okay uh uh confirmed daddy needs a little money i mean mommy don't don't oh i [ __ ] swear to god i almost lost my mind good job did a good job i spin it again yeah you got it maybe we'll do that next time i gave you oh no no i can't wait i can oh you and your goddamn vegetable bread cliffhangers and do not give me bankrupt or lose a turn i will absolutely lose my mind give me an a okay [ __ ] i mean that should give you some more of a scene it's not with the second word i know what everything else is daddy mommy wants to earn a little more money though so spin the wheel but you might lose a turn i might i know i might i'm willing to risk it all for one shot at glory oh [ __ ] my life oh i swear to [ __ ] oh i swear to [ __ ] god oh we're off to a good start daddy mommy lost some money yeah daddy mom is extremely displeased right now oh my god i could kill this man right now uh give me an ass yep what what do you mean yeah i know this one no i just was affirming that you wanted a yeah i've got a pep in my step mister oh a christian dream no thank you yeah daddy mom is going on the ocean if i choose an r and r unfortunately there are [ __ ] oh my cruise savage it is savage yeah did you say let's see r kelly aaron i'm gonna [ __ ] strangle somebody no my ten thousand dollars i wish i was dead okay i swear to the lord oh oh oh oh oh stop whoo boy what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] i don't know yeah okay i'll spin [ __ ] it jesus christ don't get a bankrupt for [ __ ] sake oh my god [Applause] yeah this game will [ __ ] you suck my dick wheel fortune jesus christ whatever okay give me a medium spin yeah yeah sure it's so frustrating i know [ __ ] bankrupt i know this man is this man for his hubris no i'm going on a cruise oh jesus final spin baby i'm gonna do it for you because you guys suck oh everything is worth a cruise oh eight hundred dollars eight hundred there's a lot on the line here well i'm gonna go with the b that's not that's not bacon all right well that weirdly weirdly aggressive stance cajun chicken sandwich you [ __ ] wow oh you are the one who [ __ ] my oh my god after all that you piece of [ __ ] dude my fatness finally paid off one of these days oh mazel tov aaron wow it looks like you really like food you fat ass thank you pat holy crap no not a j not a j hackathon is it hacksaw rejection it's not yay and you can no that was incorrect you stupid bastard bro you won fifty thousand dollars it was hook saw raj scratching my nose that's it buddy you got it oh i hate how good you are at all things that's not what the hell have you watched game grumps no i don't care for that yeah i like how they totally like made him he's like got self-confidence issues just hide my body and avoiding looking weird it makes me look weirder all right i guess i'll spin uh-huh i was trying to solve it like right there if you're man enough i'd like to solve the puzzle pat is it godzilla rules because that's all that's on my mind cool well mexican like to gameplay the puzzle i did it i won look how many opportunities for bankruptcy there are oh yeah it's like oh here's the end here's one now okay oh no that's good wait what what oh my god that was not cool wheel of fortune why do you hate me oh holy [ __ ] should we submit this to the [ __ ] game company i mean it's gonna be on the internet that's a horrible horrible situation boy all right so you can now we there's our thing now you can put phantom bankrupt alongside seven loser turns in a row oh i'm so angry phantom bankrupt oh my god i'm the furious boy well i'm the one who sees that was i was like awesome 2500 it's like the best you can do exactly what happened it's like dude this rule i'm fine i'm in agony oh but i don't get the cruise ship trip why would you that's not what you landed on oh [ __ ] you would get assigned something that they didn't land on i guess i'll spin please yeah i'd like to solve the puzzle [ __ ] wheel of fortune you got it that's it that's the one oh bankrupt yeah exactly oh so sad who do you want um try a pee okay will we get any help on before please tell me this isn't happening you get killed hey where'd a map flashlight [Laughter] oops did that reveal too much [Laughter] or maybe pen is it huge led flashlight grass-fed flashlight don't even don't even yeah right who even knows at this point oh my god it's like it knows yeah yeah you're close [ __ ] you there there is a lot of intentional feeling screw-overs in this game all right i guess i'll buy a val you've certainly got the money uh no i don't pp led flashlight what that this isn't a thing i don't know i don't know what it is really yeah i i honestly are you serious i'm dead serious pp led flashlight i don't know why that's all i can think of how did you come up with that well there was only one letter left and then i figured it out one look at you and i thought she doesn't know [ __ ] yeah how did you come up with that yeah was it pure process of elimination or just a 50 50 coin flip is it toasto uh [Laughter] yes there are 18 o's spin please i'd like to play it oh and it's like there are 40 o's [ __ ] [Laughter] i can't take it okay cool oh give me a [ __ ] break 600. you got to be [ __ ] me i didn't even have that much money yeah don't pour the money into a pile tasty bat tarantulas uh spin place that's really good get it bankrupt get a bankruptcy cruise ship i'll [ __ ] you with your cruise ship how much money do i have you have none you have zero oh okay i guess [Laughter] six eighteen hundred oh what what the [ __ ] oh my god this glitchy bastard of the game all right i'll do that then wow how did you see that i don't know well cause susie and i had a macaroon phase next time before the divorce we went through our macaroon phase that all marriages have like way into it all right next time i gave you okay next time i get rips hey haiti heidi hi there uh welcome back to game grumps we're playing wheel of fortune um what a ride it's been yeah already uh dan was screwed out of 2500 agonizing because the game decided that even though it landed on it it didn't i'm pretty sure anyone watching this episode saw that and it's fresh on their minds but i bet people will like it because if past history is any indication people enjoy my wheel of fortune related misery yeah oh yeah it's very funny funny stuff oh you keep your half a car though thank goodness so you're on your way what the [ __ ] is this okay go for it what do i live in florida ashley's caught that lose a turn fever she's like yeah but whatever i'm still cool yeah i'm still dating henry so whatever you [ __ ] all you [ __ ] just goes in a [ __ ] rant yeah no and another thing and it's like jeez is this in english all right go for it uh it's in hawaiian where they only have like three letters it's hebrew like all completely different characters i'd like to buy an aleph should i buy a shishaka i'd like to solve yeah macadamia and busting nut spin and that's correct wow she got it what gift it's like that one that one clip of drew carey and the guy like got it exactly and he was just like right on the nose oh [ __ ] wow wow [ __ ] i hate my life well yeah but that's because drew carey thought that guy was cheating yeah but he wasn't cheating he had just studied and memorized it basically wow right in the nose [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what the hell's that last word i don't know wow all right what the hell inconsistent glitch wow looks like you've earned yourself a little kiss would you like cheek or lips aaron you're going to las vegas we recommend you stay at owl resort so the money we give you comes right back to us try the peppermill for it's huge chicken fingers it's like the only thing about las vegas there's no casino they just serve chicken fingers let's go ahead and watch this girl [ __ ] it all up seriously yes we have some tea some teas why didn't i flip that one over first [ __ ] [ __ ] you have to go all the way back the titty committees uh [ __ ] yay they did it and i didn't i don't think i had enough oh god i'm 200 shorts that is incredible oh no aaron you [ __ ] you win again you are wow are you kidding me ass clowns so that's nice let's figure this [ __ ] out wow that's a weak-ass spin but okay i guess we'll go with it hopefully you'll win some wrist guards let's go over here now okay look it's flying through the air now let's stand here we're now it's our guest on the show and the show its name is glasscrops hello there what the heck and welcome to a very very special episode of game grumps oh why is it special dude how special is danny oh my god spoilers al oh sorry we we have uh our new friend weird al yankovic yay it is so so cool that you're here dan you're my best friend now dude don't even get me excited you better hold to that mister this is really exciting because people there there are two people in the world that uh everyone says i look like and one is finn wolfhard and the other is you so we are like the evolutionary chain i am so sorry oh yeah no it's an honor and now and now we've both played wheel of fortune with us starting now this is exciting yeah there's three people so it's perfect i mean three this works out oh al you may want to be like perhaps one or two inches back from your oh my all right all right no you're fine everything's fine let's all be this i'll just talk louder is this okay this is working can we all be the same guy and we're done oh meeting okay well thanks guys we'll see you next time this is fun it has been a pleasure to have you okay the everything's clearly there everything's labeled no what well that doesn't seem right wow i think there is an s because this is [ __ ] [ __ ] i once was on a celebrity wheel of fortune and i try to buy an oom lot and that wouldn't let me yes wow that was perfect great job thank you that's a bankruptcy we have a legendary episode where we got seven to ten lose a turns and bankrupt oh no there is precedent for us [Laughter] i already used an m man oh right uh l but it's like that uh it would be the o like in like in christmas songs with no age i love me dude it really i think it is i love me some meghan trainor or something i love my i love me my megan trainer [Music] yeah you know i could there's if you're weak you can certainly hey i'm you know if you're some kind of candy ass yes it is i love ovaltine it's so obvious is it really yes is that really i think so oh dude we'll find out can you give me a hint yes it features consonants damn it oh come on just give me something from that word well i know there's an o so i guess i'll buy an o [Music] carrot dangling in front i love me uh megan [Laughter] i love me ma'am meghan trainor i love me dang it why did i spin i should have bought another vowel [Music] [Applause] oh dessert take it fine take it i don't care oh no it's me i have to spin oh snap you're the middle oh my god i'm the one who spins all right no not the bank no oh [Applause] did you think there was two a's all right i'm just gonna spin i'm not gonna i'm not gonna take the weeness val route i'm i'm just oh racking them up oh my god okay this is big this is big okay just a small hint just a small hint um uh i love uh oh my god i got it al i got it you do i do okay i love me do meghan trainor let's find out oh it wasn't dang it what does i love me do i love me do you know i love you as well i also love me why i love me my megan trainer i don't understand my megan trainer buy buy it's a song i love me by making trainers yes there we go son of a bee sting man i thought i didn't look at the category of what type of oh man this is this is embarrassing i'm done yay you deserve it yay wow congratulations on being the only person on this couch who didn't shame himself congratulations on being the most successful uh blonde guy thank you thank you brown sweater i'm the alpha yeah the alpha aryan what is going on he i guess he knows i guess oh oh melissa and dave what are you doing what are you doing that is not the answer that would have been a good guess well you used your turn on that it's a real thing melissa and doug yeah it's a company they make toys that's ridiculous i would fit i don't know i thought it would be amazing if it worked out you should have spoken okay oh okay i do not know listen i feel like i got this oh i know it dude what aaron stop a new half a car oh i know it i hope it's the half with the with the front at least i can sell the engine on the black market yep i know do you really yeah at least i have the gift of knowledge dan and that's priceless [Music] okay i think i know what it is i think we all know what it is oh no wait okay now what is this flip the wedge oh i don't want to flip the wedge so get cancelled i'm not going to flip the wheel no i don't want to flick the wheels you don't want to gamble at all no okay no because i'm going to crush your dreams right now but i wanted you to skip a trash in the dream crash in the dreams tonight you thought you were winning and yet yes oh this is like taking the slow lap around the bases oh that's exactly what it is [Music] but i was like wait no we only had one son [Laughter] [Applause] okay have you ever noticed you look like your brother yeah and that i look like a ventriloquist dummy he's disturbing man if i didn't try to guess it immediately i would have had this one stupid stupid story is it can i love but i fart oh aaron your fart dreams just went up in in smoky gas hey man at least i didn't take the fall for it no no you gotta be like oh you gotta be muscle that's not even my money i don't have any to give up yeah that was just a graphic i feel the loss yeah all the same i wanted to buy an a what was the game what was the game with no whammy stop your luck chris yeah yeah yeah oh god it's all the whammies now i just lost 3 [Laughter] oh man i love their truffles [Laughter] this this takes half the game here yeah i think they intentionally did it this way just so just rub it in like yeah all right take a good hand look at what a winner looks like you have thirteen thousand dollars dude and an amazing kid oh i love that amazing kit do i have a whole car yet it's got the back half it doesn't even have an engine in it hawaii what was it the interview portion you're going to hawaii congratulations oh love it sunny and beautiful here oh man i like that wow oh there's sheila hi sheila i know that tree oh final spin i mean final spin all right hey hey don't touch my wheel oh uh oh all your lead is instagram my god why does this work now i'm gonna win hawaii oh oh no you're so good at this oh my god i just did it i just did something bad hold on right oh yeah yeah that was unbelievable how did you do that wait a minute what did i just oh uh right back right no no no no no no no no oh god never mind okay i mean i'm not gonna win regardless okay this was all for naught because al has won this no yeah i know exactly regardless i wasn't sure i feel like you were giving that to me yeah drop the scraps [Applause] because there was only 20 seconds left so that means you guys get to split the money right of course thanks for taking me on your trip to hawaii [Laughter] well done al thank you thank you i mean i i i feel you know i've had so many traumatic video games experiences in my life the first time i went to trey parker's house uh from south park uh the the wiis had just come out we bowling had just come out and i've never played wii before so you know i'm there like trying to do the wii bowling and just it's sort of like you know you do it like regular bowling like you have the controlling your hand and you like do the steps and you supposedly release the ball but you don't actually release the wii controller but me not being used to that i threw the wii controller as hard as i could at the tv set did it break no but it made the lotus noise it was like a big party and everybody was like what was that and uh yeah thankfully the screen didn't crack but it was just sort of like you know because it's such a natural thing like oh you're bowling like you're a controller we um there's a whole uh compilation of people destroying their tv sets with wii remotes and then they came out with a strap i guess yes which makes a lot of sense did they not have the strap at the moment no yeah oh no that was that was a design flaw that was after a few people cracked their sets they're like yeah al needs a strap yeah we're tired of paying for christ dude al thank you so much for coming on our show this is so funny you guys yeah this was rad and thanks thanks for coming into our house and kicking our ass yeah fifty three thousand dollars bit i'm sorry to even think about that i'll get my check as i go out no but i mean like in all seriousness man like i'm sure you get this all the time you're a massive inspiration uh growing up oh thank you man part of the reason that we do this for a living is because of you and i love you guys too yeah samesies so thanks thanks for everything my pleasure rock and roll and we will see you all later adios goodbye playing level fortune because we [ __ ] want to yeah this game is hilarious hard yeah okay we want a challenge from the ai player what you think that's what hard means and it doesn't just mean we land on 50 bank reps and 47 loser i don't think that's what it means you sure remember oh that was that was a that was a stinker yeah i can i can actually see it in the air it's like heat vision i got the stink lines yeah yeah you know when you look above a fire and things are kind of blurry [Laughter] the light's all warped uh scorpion inspection [ __ ] i thought it was service inspection but now i don't know scorpion inspection inspection let's just make sure that's okay boom done [ __ ] oh no i lost no money well that's fine oh surprise inspection yeah come on francis seth you name it i mean all right one million one million oh my god damn son one at least i got a million dollars what about it makes it look look like pineapple the first one wouldn't the peas and pineapple also have come up yeah all right [Laughter] um [Music] yes okay pretzels appear on [Laughter] pretzels oh boy uh pretzels snapper stop or poppard pretzel pop pretzels just spin the wheel aaron dammit pretzel spopper i don't know pretzels apple uh pretzel apple apple pen goddammit pretzels from on monster monster monsters [Laughter] [Applause] pretzels pepper on apple pepper prince i don't know what this is you do no i don't yeah well you i mean you do in life pretzel pop pop no i had a million dollars i mean that that's not a real million dollars though in the game what do you mean it's just like a prize you win but since it's not million dollars i'm just saying it's not real what do you mean it's not real you know at a million dollars but it doesn't count towards your score is what i'm saying sure it does son of a [ __ ] that's doing so well pretzels i guess [Laughter] all right maybe i'll spin one more time god no oh god no i got no okay oh thank god oh boy how did you know dipton i don't i never dip my pretzels in mustard no it's [ __ ] weird just eat the damn pretzels it's delicious on it all right it's okay okay [ __ ] sake pretzels stopped oh boy oh boy okay okay done vay wow that was stupid look at seth seth is like [Music] i think he's cute there's a mystery thing and i'm gonna skip it spin the [ __ ] wheel shut francis is my father's name that's enough mustard dippings cold pretzels [Laughter] oh that's good old pretzels pee no we don't oh [ __ ] you oh suck my dick you're like how like how could it be pretzels if there's no pain it's just screaming slamming the desk i can't believe i [ __ ] lost the million it's it's not a real million what do you mean it's not a real million what does that mean like it just doesn't matter like you wouldn't get any points for it you're not a real person experiencing the game you know what i mean well then why would they put it in here i don't know why do they put half a car in there you're not gonna drive away with a [ __ ] car that 3d prints out of your game system uh that would be awesome oh it would be pretty good smoked salmons it's not smoked salmon maybe we smoked something could be 500. [Laughter] my mom told me i was special she was right seth you better [ __ ] this up she's not gonna [ __ ] it up you put her on hard god damn it [ __ ] bun looks delicious yes um yes i am victorious he spin the wheel money is mine please lose a turn riot in the street that will kill everyone i'm gonna risk it all i'm gonna risk it you little biscuit did you just pull that out of thin air i did and my butthole no well um welcome back it's game grumps hello and i hate seth we're right back in here best at number two why don't you go ahead what do you mean contestant number two i'm the one who won well i won last round and you started oh i have to take a dump on your face why why is that i have to take it up and there's no other place to do it oh welcome home dan i forgot what that felt like like oh darn shucks okay and seth you are really riding on that early win [ __ ] [ __ ] just belts it out everything is ass [ __ ] [ __ ] and here we [ __ ] go again i'm on okay oh god why aren't you looking out for me god prove to me you're real are you real yeah is satan lord bring me down right now if you're real oh no oh no god isn't real and i have to live still titty mountain hell yeah okay you need to keep spinning attic what what kind of attic would be on the map aaron god damn it really really yup here we go here we go how many of them are there on the wheel hold it spin utah banana why would that be on a map but not canada ottawa canada damn it aaron why did you do that why would you say that out loud what is wrong with you how can i possibly be blamed for taking advantage of this now [Laughter] are you out of your mind [Laughter] my god you know what well it's not real money so that's true the the real i get bragging rights dude for [ __ ] myself so strange so strange to play games against you sometimes you have gotten it i mean eventually maybe but i was definitely thinking banana before that before you said that i was definitely thinking yeah i mean there's a very good chance this ends in tragedy for me well then yeah i did it look at me i look weird 11 000 yeah i really took advantage of that at the end it's like a down payment on a house to hawaii hey oh hawaii i miss you like the worst shot it's so beautiful oh god take me back there i can't look at this cooler are you [ __ ] kidding me cool really cool this is the easy one cool good good encouragement are you serious oh my god all right because you're hungry out of a canada it's fresh batch of cookies oh oh i was thinking of like beer you're like hovering over the k going back and forth over the l and i'm like oh my god cookies all right now we're even yay hey thank you bud no problem we're friends till the end jeez and i'm going to die tomorrow no god oh i'll give the wheel one last spin no don't [ __ ] it up alex has he ever got a bankrupt and been like i'll re-spin oh yeah i'm sure it's happened no we don't seem to have any of them yeah [ __ ] you f shut the [ __ ] up chances are very slim that you're going to get this there i don't know the answer cause i'm cool in the bedroom [Music] [Music] whatever [ __ ] uh jeez man what in the world is this you stupid bastard not a single one you dumbass damn it what's the [ __ ] last word that has to be lot of vibe oh vibe groovy vibe [ __ ] aaron why what is wrong with you oh boy yep yeah although that one i was gonna get because it had to be vibe oh my god aaron aaron i would love it if you were really a contestant dude groupie vibe [ __ ] it's just screaming out the right answer oh my god wow wow wow you could buy a tesla with that money okay well yeah no i can't no that's not enough nearly yeah i would love it if i could wow you made that look easy did i i only got one i don't know what the [ __ ] um what uh bone wendy that is correct mace windu i think it's kane fundy yeah that's from red letter media rich evans meets him uh every night and they copulate on the astral plane damn it all right [ __ ] i don't know jane's fun [Laughter] what was the first one bone bone fundy the cane all right well we'll see you see you next time we love you goodbye you're about to jackhammer me you know what i'm saying what you look like when the dude who doesn't get out much is asked to dress like fancy yeah what are you talking about what do you mean it's a button down and a blazer ai difficulty hard of course why why because what what's the fun is it if there's no challenge stevie butting cutting oh my god aaron why do you have 42 seconds to do this ridiculous running just pass flooding what do you mean just pass ah [ __ ] it's creamy pudding creamy pudding yeah [ __ ] you get the barbells out of the way man it's so annoying things that matter to you god you're sick of it i can't even see how to play the dang game there's another there's another thing happening right now what i have to do it but what if i don't do it how's that pretty good thank you freaking oh cool now we can see the screen i did it cayenne pepper you better believe it baby oh my bad wrong it's not you spell it just kidding is everyone out there sucking it this is the size of my wiener okay thanks alex oh what the hell yeah dude you put him on hard what the hell what do you mean i put him on hard how is he supposed to be [ __ ] clairvoyant it's it's he is the computer he can do whatever it wants but they're not connected their circuitry is different you can't be that good at guessing i'm sure he has i'm sure it averages to better selections [Music] bankrupt yeah yes awesome give up my zero dollars you lost it all nine hundred dollars alligator al little gator great question i'm thinking it's oh are we starting early are we starting earlier loopers maybe lose a couple turns i would scream out loud hopefully there's a g in the uh and the next part awesome peppers i don't think there are i don't think so if it's hard mode oh why don't i kill myself now okay do you need help that's two loser turns everyone keep a track it's track at home two losers turn to one bankrupt well aaron your penchant for choosing a hard ai has screwed us yet again shut your [ __ ] mouth you know it's fun [Laughter] cut to 20 minutes from now and you're like this is [ __ ] why did i why did you make me do this oh my god hard ai is just watching your computer crush it hey you're clear we're not even gonna get a spin this turn oh my god if he runs the table and solves this i'm going to push you i'm going to push you i'm going to get you i'm going to get you oh my god boy fun stuff aaron thank you oh i know what it is do you yeah wow that's really fun that means he knows what it is oh no that was a late spin it was a late spin and he lost everything yes oh yes wow yes yeah well you've earned it aaron thank you i appreciate your the encouragement time for a losing turn or bankruptcy [ __ ] god oh my god yes oh oh baby that's a double t right there yeah yeah amazing third place i'm gonna spin once more and i swear to god i didn't lose it all if there is you had to fall to lose it oh my god oh yeah i think i'm gonna all right wrestling hatch no not wrestling man is it wrestling mad [ __ ] and god damn it dude you could go home and kill somebody all right time for captain awesome to run the table sunny disposition no it means like you're in a good mood boy he's got twelve thousand dollars aaron so what why is it my fault it's the game's fault it's so smart he's got both of our scores multiplied by four yeah well it's going to be easy go to japan what the hell man i really shouldn't have said it to hardy ai that looked oh man that's beautiful i know right good the cherry bliss awesomes that's that's pretty starting to find them around for three thousand dollars go to japan you see all those sights like nara that was like mount fuji it's a toss-up tokyo damn living things penis hope and hater penis here we go i got it really no i was just hoping to grab it before anyone else yeah and just figure it out on the fly well now you [ __ ] up yeah i actually did not know what it was really i thought it was flesh eater plants because i just watched a little shop of ours wow see it's a legit strategy oh yeah it's cheap buy some time to figure it out totally cheap i [ __ ] uh stan and francis a [ __ ] up stan and francis not what i was hoping for my ears fly right into the future good job aaron done you just went no michael won but still what the [ __ ] but still what the [ __ ] michael you did very well well i can feel well what the [ __ ] michael yeah he's excellent oh that's ridiculous this could have been avoided do we have to watch him oh yeah oh yeah i'm gonna make you watch it look at what you've wrought all right let's let's root for michael okay i'm a human being [Laughter] jesus christ michael that's cheating he's going to japan he won 34 000 all right good for you michael yeah hey everybody welcome back hello it's the rematch where dan and i hopefully win yeah we're gonna put it on medium ai yeah so we can stop getting our ass kicked yeah let's but hi my name's aaron now it's me my name's adrian you know what i hate this guy look at this stupid face all right let's get out of here he's beautiful [Music] did you see him turn towards the camera wait and you said that what did you say he's beautiful oh wow no i have to re-customize my dude that sucks that totally sucks all right yeah what do you mean why is it so hard to customize a wheel of fortune character mr [ __ ] jolly old mr [ __ ] you had me so hung up on mr god i didn't see the obvious answer oh no no i'm now i'm [ __ ] up uh [Laughter] of course he's jolly oh man [Laughter] you know why they call me mr [ __ ] there's one very important reason it's my [ __ ] i won't go into it but you can assume it's time yeah then you hear like and he's like do you know what it is i don't know what the first word is i [ __ ] know it figuring it out piece of [ __ ] god this is such a lame technique aaron just wait till you know what it is to buzz in why would i do that because this is basic you know what you're right i'm i'm just gonna do i'm just gonna [ __ ] click it immediately and then make you sit there for 60 seconds in agony what's the first word this is what you deserve i don't know i don't know aaron maybe if you were ready to solve the puzzle you should have [ __ ] waited printing printed print print printed privates prime oh my god i can't believe you're gonna make me sit there for [ __ ] 15 more seconds pri this is a show aaron i don't know what the first word is my god it's prismic prismic prismic eye right i think what the hell is print what as in like a prism uh you want me to spell i with a w i will actually kill you you know i have that power in my hands i mean with your hands i'll i'll i'll push my thumbs into your eye holes no okay no it wasn't dang private eye what is it what private eye like a detective i literally said that out loud did you yes i don't think so let's get going shall we yes i did i said it out loud if you did i probably would have been like maybe it's not christmas you're up first what the [ __ ] that doesn't make any sense what do you mean private eye of the storm it's before and after so it's like one phrase and then that like leads into another i didn't know what that meant oh that's what it always has meant oh i'm such a fool it's okay gosh i really fluffed that one if i knew that was the thing i would have had it that's it that'd say okay okay nicholas has two thousand dollars and i just lost a toe i was much more upset by the fact that you made me sit there for 60 seconds while you're trying to figure it out i would like to solve the puzzle private eye of the storm is it it's i know i make some version of that exact same joke every time we play this but it's so much fun why don't i just go with the comment letter i always assume the game is going to play me you know it's like oh no r's no t's no no that's only at the end ugh damn it i needed more than one t you need more than one t you have t that's enough i would like to solve the puzzle i would like to see the tea dude my girl doesn't care she's gonna get [ __ ] afterwards the what are you talking about she's just cutie and if she wants to get [ __ ] up it's worth nothing in real life um they mail it to you oh do they the cruise ship i'm sorry there are none on the board you're not sorry yeah don't [ __ ] lie nicholas it is nighttime i will skin the board oh too bad nicholas i'm keeping a list of everyone who has wronged me you you happy now dan wait yeah we're playing the game and nicholas is winning and i don't have any artificial flavors either [Laughter] why would that be artificial oh i see now i get it yeah keep going i mean [ __ ] the rest of us right now i'm the heart ai whatever happened to michael he was like a treat compared to what's happening now boy oh good rolls or spins your guy was like looking at the camera he's like my glasses are not paying off i think i've gotten to spin the wheel once this entire uh match oh that's cool it's fun well good for you man it feels great hate pedal mm-hmm i'm gonna spin again ah delicious hate pedal [Laughter] how are your hate pedals oh they are in season oh my god [ __ ] stop see what burping no stop like going forever sorry i'm just getting letters [Laughter] oh oh oh oh oh yeah [Applause] i'll take the thousand i don't even want to go anymore oh my god oh oh okay oh my god oh my god stop i guess i'll go with l because i know it's there hate petros i love hate pedals or duluth cruise ship trip you can just put the controller down i i did oh a while ago come on baby lose a turn half a car [ __ ] me dude awesome what is happening [Music] bits bits bits scr crick crickly crick clicks chris do you know it yes really yes pet set paled crick sleevelet peace sauce spin aaron oh okay trying to figure out a word there so i could get a letter oh my god it's so frustrating on the real wheel of fortnight crick quickly agony prickly [Laughter] yes thank you are you kidding me oh my [ __ ] god you've been playing for hours i didn't i wanted to get a letter wrong i didn't want to get bankrupt i kept guessing letters i thought wouldn't be right [Laughter] holy [ __ ] here comes the lose a turn right off the bat half a car dude oh my god it's it's [ __ ] baked chicken with peach salsa what i think it's baked chicken well it's got to be chicken because there's h is there i know i thought it was peace the whole time i was like there's peace salsa good half a car salsa that doesn't evoke war the thousand five hundred all right i gotta try one more time wait i got to keep all that money no you only get it if you win and you went bankrupt but why do i have five grand that's from the last game oh when you [ __ ] went forever oh nice oh god it's not a lot of money [Laughter] all right one more oh my god you're going for it i mean i guess it's your only hope right yeah seriously oh w is it baked cheeky with [ __ ] i'm doing it [ __ ] it really go big or go home baby my god yeah dude make it exciting make it exciting for the people at home i went background no no no it's okay oh my god still not enough to win but yeah got half a car you can drive that into a dump not if it's the back half it'll have to get towed into a dump oh my god a thing what even when i win i feel like i'm losing ew you're killing it right now thank god it happened now yeah right ah [ __ ] wow you're really looking at the bright side of things dude well geez nicholas is like oh geez my muscles have atrophied since i got a chance to spin yeah yeah that's me my girlfriend's in the audience where is she honey she's empty she's like making out with some guy yeah baby [Laughter] oh [Music] [Laughter] there you go what's the fruit in first aaron what you don't want to be saying [ __ ] like that out loud why not because it helps me well it's on the same team we're not on the same team and it's not and the end's already been used anyway my first computer good job [Laughter] yar it's me first computer you pop as [ __ ] you think you're gonna get it all but you're not i got 900 that's pretty good oh unfortunately my first vomiter my first bomb pewter oh thanks that's great for me it is my first my first computer jeez how'd you get all that money because i'm epic dude because now you're going to japan what what did you see his face um i don't want you to go to japan oh that looks so good that does look good you're crushing this game all of a sudden dude yeah man well when it comes to my my hometown of japan right japan california start oh cool i love tossing yes how did you get 13 000 you only had like a thousand dollars that round i don't know uh you know don't google anything that's that is absolutely cheating that is that is the angry brown poopy the angry brown betty bear done yeah no um oh [ __ ] my girlfriend's gonna kill me i'll take aze oh god i'm [ __ ] or not flatulating banned hey all right oh my god i like to solve it gets me every time me too i just want one of us to win and not the computer okay so we're on team yeah let's see well we're on a team against the dumb computer yeah i'm on a team now that like i have no hope of winning so i'm let's be teammates you co-opting my victory bro yeah my therapist said i should stay away from people who do that snerd burglars is it colors oh it's an e right oh my god [Laughter] oh boy i don't know how to spell you got very lucky this will help our rank this might get us some new pants dude awesome dude what happened was i was watching old game grumps episodes um and there was a wheel of fortune compilation that i stumbled upon and uh like every single comment was like i could watch this for hours and i was like great we could play it for yeah that sounds like uh sounds like a challenge yeah so do it excuse me the only other person we have yet to get is uh kenny g oh kenny g i hear that one a little god let's do kenny g let's get kenny g on the show i don't do you know kenny g uh i don't but i could if you got him on the show i'd love to meet kenny g and then we could play that board game with him the kenny gb god yes ski diddly bop bop skittly doodly poodly booty yeah that's right it's kittly doodly ah looks so good we're a flying through look at these graphics oh god ah the mighty eagles america's game you think like in any other country it's like it's bublonistan's game and it's got like the bubble honest on bird or whatever anyway the the bublan the bubblanus goodbye not pat say jack i'm not vanna white hey welcome to wheel of fortune welcome to weir of blorchin that's you yes i remember it was so cute she looks like a house party character well everyone does now that we played it oh yeah there's me and my new pinstripe suit so you got a haircut i did that's nice yeah you matched stripes with stripes that's uh and uh there's a bizarro world here yeah oh my god it so is whoa okay well that's fine hi my name is blatt blayjack giving herpes fire come on now sliding glass door wow i was not close more like sliding ass i was like brilliant closed door okay we're off to a good start yeah food and drink second toss-up uh fries and uh axe mix good job sealy aaron stop saying oh oh i know it i don't know it do not you know would be really helpful what if you didn't try to sound it out while i'm trying to mentally think of it oh stop match snap sn see [Music] what is sally trail mix what is that i know what it is all right i'm imposing a 20-second rule don't take 40 seconds to do this okay okay sorry uh speed and sally who is speed speed's not a real thing this isn't right right or is it right can you just hit pass please speed and sally trail i don't know what sally trail mix is no one does i don't think it's a thing sweet and salty oh my god why does my brain do this to me i don't know i'm just like speed and sally duh it's gotta be what else could it be jeez look at you french fries good so good i enjoy yep hell yeah i'll use this at home i don't know what it is alone in my home it looks like sally wait the character that i am it looks like speed and sally trail mix the girl that i'm playing as is wearing the gyaru shirt but with no design on it ah the comic design i don't understand franks and beans you're probably right breen yeah not enough letters there aaron oh no oh my god no i'm so always always oh that sucks yeah that's life lauren's like um i'm gonna piss you off i know what it is you do i suddenly realize what it is god pressure damn it yes [ __ ] you sadler lauren lauren i hate this green street serpentine that's it green paste paste no green bean mean machine god there's no other green i mean g uh i'll spin and then i'll guess okay give me a letter to guess with dan i would but you'll solve the puzzle all right really hey what is green pepper no green green pepper i don't know five letter words maybe it's some pepper with one p and it ends in an e see slytherin yeah that's it synth absinthe i need to make that money playa the though please god no please god enough oh hey smoothie green smoothie [Laughter] what's the second word i think well green machine but that doesn't fit no it doesn't aaron writhe ugh do i get smite i'm gonna get a little risky greedy bro greedy i have one thousand one hundred dollars yeah but you're i freaking went bankrupt you're 2 000 bro green juice there you go baby green juice green machine that doesn't make any sense who the hell calls it a green juice smoothie i don't know nobody on planet earth calls it a drinking green juice smoothie no one does call it a dream grooves movie that's for dang sure okay it's a smoothie baby can you mix me up with smoothie carl i don't think i've ever won at wheel of fortune hey is that possible really i don't know maybe i have but you usually know that kind of stuff it's been a very long time if it has happened is this just gonna be food and drink the whole time wow it really is a very food and drink heavy episode peppercorns and smashed lettuce i'd like to solve that fits right why it's just like jesus you let me down like take it easy ladies this is just wheel of fortune i'm sorry there are no whatever you picked sassafras and hairy ass that's it food and drink what do you mean one tea give me more teas i don't know what you're talking about ab accentus cat cat piss can you please keep it into your own head what am i supposed to do oh come on just do it in your own mind because even if you solve it that makes it not fun for me [Laughter] okay fine thank you no one does that there's how many episodes of wheel of fortune have you watched on tv where the person's like some uh some table mabel table gable shmable butt kiss do you know it no i don't know it do you know it no um [Music] portrait well i do know the first word gator gator gator trust shut up that does not help yes [Music] he has less money now outer outer outer aaron stop you said you knew it no i don't know i'm trying to guess it i know the first word yeah i'm trying to guess the first word i don't know the first word oh okay you're such a smart boy i'm over here trying to guess outer press okay chris what the hell's cress how am i supposed to know that oh boy i don't eat healthy food what the hell is a crest yeah where's the cheeseburger and fries where's that one i could not tell you i got that in the bank it's outer crest right it's not what what is it scooter cress the food what is the i don't know what that is i'm googling cress right now don't why because it's already on the board that's absolutely cheating i don't know what cress is it doesn't matter then you have to sit there and not know what it is it's a plant of the cabbage family typically having small white flowers and pungent leaves some types are edible well now i know that okay great is it my turn yes ah jeez this is too much pressure oh my god what is the audience going to think hold on pat i just need to check google no that's cool that you deserve that check and google how dare you i just what it's already there i just want to know what it was i assume it's going to give you the full name i didn't i just saw chris wow all right buttercress there's only one tea buttercress i don't know what it is oh my god all right it's watercress jeez oh oh my god please aaron wintercrest why can't you just be cool droll oh god oh i know what it is shut up you are you are really testing my patience homie well i guess you gotta i get i'm just a vowel oh well there's only one there you go god damn it i can't oh my god you can't no that's [ __ ] up no all right is it watercress and tarantula salad okay okay arugula oh man that looks weird that word does not look right oh no it doesn't wow look at me just staring blankly into the distance my friend you know what money is like man you're kicking ass right now you're doing okay keep up to you except the money goes like way up in the later rounds yeah but you know like half the game it was me like shouting out the answers oh my god before and after what do you mean oh i'm spinning this is like our 50th game of wheel of fortune how do you not know the rules and etiquette just what the [ __ ] this is karma why don't you just let me have fun dan just let me play wheel of fortune you know what if you get it then you get it oh my god okay all right i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop criticizing any of your ways okay and now i will pay dearly before and after uh planet with dinosaurs meteor all right no dinosaurs two is it is it two weekend two weekend two bernie's damn it to bernie's oh dang it she whizz there's only like two of those on the [ __ ] wheel i know oh well it's a shame i was on a real roll there yeah you're really killing it with that i had this puzzle basically solved oh she's bankrupt too nope nope you dang it [ __ ] slinky bastard you slinky bastard yeah what'd she choose an l a j okay interesting first choice i'm so strong i'd like to choose one of the far less popular letters oh my god is this your moment are you kidding me i don't even have an opportunity to guess oh my god you're having your lose a turn moment oh it's not real it can't be real dude trust me it sucks oh man who wants half a car nobody wants that [ __ ] no have you got it aaron i know half the words i don't but i'm just convincing myself well now i'm now i've got half a car really okay i don't know half the words why would i only have one letter well the word is not journeys okay okay one more verse hey stop saying things out loud well it's not it's uh journeys has an o yeah but you don't know you could be giving me you don't know i know that journeys doesn't have a no oh oh oh oh really uh like kind of i need to see it again though [Music] okay show me again i don't want to see the wheel who cares about the wild just give me the damn thing i'm gonna take a picture on my phone every little m endless suffering that's what it feels like learning to fly and i ain't got wings it's peas it's gotta be p what else could it be other than peas i have no idea what it could be how do i know and you don't know it maybe it's because i use my brain power instead of speaking everything out loud all the time oh learning to speak english please learning to speak english ps like before and after so it's learning to speak english and the english peas are i guess they're a thing oh i guess it must be but all right all right might as well solve winner boy yeah this is this is what happens to me where i just sit there and spectate while you spin endlessly and win oh god it feels so refreshing to to have this happen so what the [ __ ] uh going to nara dude where is that it's tokyo it's beautiful what were those animals it was kyoto they were deer in nara wow wonderful oh are those those deer that are really friendly yeah and they bow oh well the male ones will head by you okay well that makes a difference they do yeah if you don't give them the crackers they'll get really pissed off at you oh happy gilmore happy birthday oh you why did you take my thing exactly like everything you've ever done is coming home to roost in this one episode more like happy girth day you know what i'm saying i don't know what that means it means you have a large wiener and we're all proud and happy of it oh man oh cool we're playing for bankrupt oh never mind that would be so funny yeah i wonder what that happens he's like let's just spin again final spin final spoon damn it why uh snap into place foot the least impressive of the legendary creature it's the legendary meat foot oh shut up you don't look at you oh hello feet foot i'm desperately gonna hope that it's meat foot nope m-e-e-t yeah yeah spelled incorrectly it's probably feet or pete pete moss done that's what it is that's a person i just chose m though oh okay no do you think someone's first name is feet i don't know it could be a moniker unfortunately no come on i thought it was teen wolf teen wolf wow that's a great guess could be team though it's definitely team yeah teen superman teen titans teen larry i don't know teen what team dream teen oh [ __ ] you without your ass [Music] well it's not teen girl teen man teen boy oh please oh i have this you have it so i can't let you have it you're just gonna sit there for 60 seconds well i'm spending the time to figure it out do it take 60 seconds teen idea no teen i i see teen ice teen oh there's gotta be an o in it teen oil no that's wrong [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] tina i don't know oh frick is it best boy traffic westbound traffic damn dang no i'm not happy with thirty four thousand dollars what do you think i don't take a [ __ ] for thirty four thousand dollars and it's all going to charity [ __ ] charity with government and state taxes i'm gonna get a [ __ ] ham sandwich wait welcome back everybody hello welcome back we got a new we got a new set yeah we don't have to do in the classic set anymore now we got this like the safari set whoa oh it's desert desert theme yeah desert oasis oh it's like a little hacienda i like that i like it too we're no longer like in we have many no well oh national park oh my god philadelphia philadelphia very specific yeah it is a little random amusement park man we've been unlocking sets that we didn't know national park that's that looks like yeah man i'm into that very relaxing what else do we got here studio oh there's a backdrop with a oh dip dang deru sky well we gotta go with them background yeah the puzzle board can be different oh my god stone bottom i love it what the [ __ ] are we doing my whole life is turned upside down like a little bit yeah and yeah and oh that's great yeah let's do it all new uh oh there's a new wheel too oh my god what it's a cactusy cactusy hurry i can't wait to play so many options dude i know this is oh i want the rocks the rocks are nice we unlocked a bunch of stuff and we never do oh we can you can dress up or yeah okay great hey pat why don't you wear something a little sexier huh yeah yeah legally we can't say lose weight pat but maybe you could just tighten up oh that's the dress for vanna that we got oh awesome oh she got this sweet like oh it's pretty red yes i love it very stunning she looks great it matches her lipstick oh c trine great i'll take it i don't know what that is let's find out i never found out what the amazing kit was cruise ship trip ooh france i'm into that yeah oh hawaii hawaii that's right we've been going to japan a lot lately they have been get this car oh dude check this out oh man pay more insurance this is what my life has come to looking at pretend cars on a pretend set and getting really excited about possibly pretend winning them it is kind of strange that it's like oh the car yes like what yes oh look you look adorable aaron oh dude i'm so cute and we're both wearing our daggy board shorts for the summer look at that my glasses my shirt and my shoes match and my shorts complement it look at that you really yeah and and and the glasses and the heart really tie everything together so [ __ ] cute oh they look like a romantic couple getting back from their log cabin vacation yeah a little bit oh my god i'm drowning play somebody save me they're like oh he's waving he's like no it's lemons and crimes [Laughter] maybe this is why they give you so many seconds yeah is it lemons and [ __ ] like that guy said odd choice but i buy it yeah i won my first game in a river yeah good for you look at that tiny little bridge let's all look out for bears as we play toss up too that's the sound of a bear which means our round is almost over everybody run industrial sucker industrial sucker i thought it would be easier and spices spices that's a place oh [ __ ] industrial scenarios star stuck oh stucco stucco all right oh spaces they give you way too much time [Laughter] that is way too much time yes i'm so smart oh my god see that's how you play wheel for chips i should just let you pick spices thing that's right i would have guessed it if you didn't point out that that's not what it was it's okay oh do i spin first yes oh jeez what a it's waste who's gonna win not me you got a computer on hard and somebody who knows what they're doing oh neat i'm glad we could all be here to witness witness the fitness she's like who [ __ ] cares yeah i don't care i'm rich anyway i gave it the weakest spin possible i'm going to france no i have 800 oh my god cautiousness that's a thing right it is i'm going to france oh nope 650. 650 ass blaster uh hush puppies must have mustardization pustul ittys and yeah [Music] oh okay yeah because i grew up in the 80s yeah instructional videos actually were a thing well i guess they still exist but not in vhs format done clap clap clap hey i've learned a lot of things yeah all right somebody get me out of this river i love how we just look straight forward like wow the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers well dan wins again just fyi yeah this is going this has been a good night for me so far you don't have to skip to the end to find out i can already tell you i love that player 3 does not look at anything oh no not at all he looks straight forward into the abyss that he's feeling jeez winston chur chill that is a lonely ass sorry i have to walk all that way i hate this job i always have i'm exhausted cannibals video instructionals yeah friends oh there it is yep mm-hmm really you know i knew it i knew it from the start what are you talking about i don't know et's phone home oh my god this word looks insane right now yeah et cetera yeah oh my god what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude oh i do know what that is do you oh yeah yeah yeah yes i do know what it is what do you mean you know what it is how are you i i [ __ ] know but i need more money have you got it yes no then i'm just gonna solve dang it oh i should have said no yeah it's okay just like i should have let you pick splices oh my god i'm exhausted why does the bee have to be all the way over there oh god can the saxophone player pick it up a little while i'm [Music] caleb like wakes up like all right do i get to spin cool oh god no oh he's gonna tie me right now with a three words yeah what are the ten letters oh my god oh my god that's too bad yeah all right yeah sure oh cool here i go get the spin oh are you gonna guess a letter that appears 17 times oh no of course not you get the free play it's awesome oh man consonants are worth 500 dollars okay just yes 13 teams is it that's right it's the sound a machine gun makes hitting those asses pretty hard sabbatical scent and fantastical sam sam's smiles titty spoons that's a thing right spoons there you go cocktail oh no oh wow caleb's like what does it matter whatever i guess is going to be wrong yeah what is anything why did you put me on hard it really doesn't matter smacks smacks i just said it very quietly into the microphone sugars this'll this'll do it nutritious snacks that's it how did you know that i don't know it just appeared to me what is wrong with you i don't know i like i've been touched by god tonight what the [ __ ] you give me 500. yeah he you became a different human being there for a second it's my turn to spin lose a turn you oh man if i lose a turn that would be so awesome no it's free it's off rain playing that's a lot of money no it's not it's not a lot of money please don't humor me is it nutritious snarks snoops oh my god oh my god oh it's okay to scream you can let out a scream is it nutritious snakes nutritious snaps snaps craft oh my god you have to be [ __ ] kidding me that's so sad so funny [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you game yeah this wasn't sucks i'm just sitting here nutritious snacks why don't you give me some of that game jesus feeding dan all these nutritious snacks eighteen thousand dollars worth of delicious vitamins and minerals me over here sitting on two thousand dollars like i eat at mcdonald's every day oh i don't want to go to japan we're going to france yeah and jeez oh man this has been fun okay here we go oh you're gonna just do your thing it might as well be called like sports only dan knows i got it walking it's just i'm a [ __ ] you got i know you're being quiet now because you know it i don't know it really walking in love brain yeah that's probably it it's definitely walking in love something right i don't know i just said i don't know it walking in love train what it doesn't make any sense no it doesn't falling in love again oh yes that doesn't make any sense but you say it as you solve the puzzle oh man that is funny god i really want chicken nuggets right now me too dude oh dude if when the backstreet boys tour is over i'm gonna get so many chicken nuggies and order jersey mike's five times a day let's go raising canes and just get like a bucket of chicken yes we could go back to that mini golf place but do no golfing just go right to raisin cage oh absolutely final spin don't final spin me okay fine i'm here we're playing a video game it doesn't have a time slot like you have to for advertisers and [ __ ] like did you see behind him that sign it's like a dragon eating a car yeah you got to watch out for those why why plummer's assistant doctor's doctor [Laughter] dad slapper dad slapper dish man i was like what could s sape look at that sign what is that sign watch out falling rocks with dragons over them you still won oh man yeah that was the only thing well whatever that was the only thing i was good at that was the only thing you won why would you be like oh man i haven't won [ __ ] oh sweet i won the last round you still won i don't know which i just live in the moment dude [Laughter] congratulations on winning twice thank you aaron we both won yeah sure we both won excuse me i'm over here well i won because i'm the cutest looking girl here you sure are aaron of all of the girls of which there are one okay all right just look up in the corner it's wheel of fortune yeah zoom in on it whoa look at this pixelated wheel of fortune logo i love it that's what we're playing shout out to anyone who really was looking forward to us spending the first five minutes of the wheel of fortune episode customizing our wheel of fortune characters dude oh hell yeah hard no why because why it's not fun if there's no challenge it's more fun if there's some challenge what are you mario kart 8 like jeez what are you what are you the ending stars in mario party it's like medium i just like medium no okay fine we'll do medium next time okay i might kill you tonight though well these are the risks we run what the [ __ ] is dancing blues i don't know it's nothing dancing elves please damn it i don't even that's not a character yeah i know though if i knew a dancing elf i would be like that guy is quite a character dammit i can't believe he said thick what kind of [ __ ] ai is this he's very hard you and i were both like slamming the button wow now that's my dinner party trick all right i'm all about the six hundos dude oh frick off hey i get to play the game you blump and boob i throw out my shoulder because i'm 65 years old but my hair looks great damn it ate the witch's pee ate the widget right i don't believe so it could be you don't know i am going to take that h though puff the magics dress [Music] um gonna spin man how do you always know these things well it's a famous title what oh bridge over the river kwai that's it you got it the panini's ben panini is ben bend and all the king's men correct oh what yeah well all right jack knew it yeah jack is good well you got it before jack did so apparently you're better than the best ai i'm not well you don't know that it's a mystery it's probably lord of florida it probably is it's a town of like oh no oh no oh no [ __ ] balls man you're a freak dude so uncool jack let's see what you got bud i love the sad distant gays that the other characters give when someone's spinning yeah it's worth looking at the next time you see it oh half a car he could drive the back half of a pickup truck around town it's on the map it's not mystery mystery i thought the i thought the screen said mystery oh man on the map that's why i said lord of florida ah florida florida yeah it's a town in florida florida without an f pretty great it's got a population of like 600. wow give me a million oh sorry you were only off by 999 thousand nine hundred and four that's close though oh god no oh god it begins it begins man oh my god bankrupt gonna lose a turn in three turns yeah i'm spinning because i'm winning uh i know this do you yeah do you really yeah i do all right i'd see it so clearly though yeah when when you know what it is it's very obvious can i not buy a vowel i have so much money though you have no money what do you mean oh in this round i know i couldn't use i couldn't roll over i didn't know this wasn't verizon colina bellona bologna montana uh i'm the bologna montana don't lose the turn this green aaron please it's like my least favorite thing that you do in the world but how am i gonna figure it out if i can't speak it how am i gonna figure it out when you're constantly chattering well you know what maybe you should just turn your brain off for a second maybe you should plug your ears my brain is what i need to figure it out no says you no no no [ __ ] mother a lot of money thanks for noticing no no don't spin oh [ __ ] i did that accidentally oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no now you're getting free play boy this game is really falling into place for me dude i can't believe i got that what the hell that was ridiculous seventeen thousand dollars aaron well i mean you could be getting it too if you were as good as japan [Laughter] no we're going to the coliseum a trip to ancient japan didn't you see it the colosseum i was yeah i was kidding angela bob barker toby hooper aaron please stop number three please movie trader that's it do that little tit dance it that's it is smelling cheerios a sign of that you're having a stroke i don't know aaron might just be a sign that you're eating cheerios all right unrelated i smell cheerios wow nothing like the present aaron please well i'm supposed to say it out loud i don't know i don't [ __ ] know it it's no time like the present oh nice dude you figured that out all your own yeah no one else told me you're sitting right next to me it doesn't matter unless i could somehow make up seventeen thousand dollars no time like the president what if it was like wrong yeah stupid it was bo tim all right i well i've never even met you before how's it going oh jeez you're playing yeah i've been standing next to this girl the whole time how did you come up with that stupid oh is that the end that's just it that was it all right that wasn't very exciting well you get the bonus round dude oh oh okay i i was like there's no bonus i'll fart here okay high heels shoes big [Laughter] [Music] boy that's amazing we were like exactly in sync on both of those yeah i could see i could see from the way your your hand was moving that we both pushed the button that's how your brain works with this yeah mine too just like you're just sitting there in a blank fugue state and then all of a sudden it clicks and you're like gasping for air i need to surface i'm crowning on the water but this is bankrupt i can feel it oh my god oh my god dude oh i'm so nervous if you say i know it i'm gonna scream i mean i know a letter i would pick yeah that is oh never mind oh my god i have to spin oh god no it's so nerve-wracking all of a sudden good feeling about the letter l oh [ __ ] damn i said i said oh thank god what was that ours okay oh i got it what got it oh man holy [ __ ] scrumptious yes it's strawberry shortcake you better believe it [Music] that sounds delicious i know it really sounds good how do you have so much money dude that was me last game what the [ __ ] yeah you just gotta buy all the vowels man that really does help hey all right i'm actually gonna like pull my penis out now because i have so much money i can just do whatever i want it's like they can kick me off the show but like whatever i'll pay for the lawsuit yeah let's get this round started don't bother me while i'm rich [Laughter] oh go ahead and take the first spin scarlett i i don't believe we've met her before she spammed she spun once yes very hard ai [Laughter] oh rats [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] she says it out loud on national television yeah oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh really wow okay uh well dan i swear i haven't paid anyone even though i am horribly rich i could if i wanted to you think no bottom rimmed glasses by themselves we sawed the car in half just in case um campbell scrambled eggs tample scrambled eggs take a bite out of crime boy words look weird when there are no consonants yeah seriously that has lose a turn written all over it no it's hawaii dude come on dang trunk with yeah for that i got here oh my god oh my god something nut something with something eggs nut with eggs i only know this because i eat it all the time all right [ __ ] oh it's not nut i know i was trying to trick you but then i forgot there was another end you got me i was trying to lead you to get a wrong answer oh bacon with something eggs yeah if you don't if you don't get it here then you're an [ __ ] i'm gonna i'm gonna slap you ah i don't know [ __ ] boy it must be so agonizing to know i know i just i want it so bad i'm sure because this is my jam this is what i eat for breakfast so many people at home are like you idiot i'm sorry aaron that's okay i only hate you i know it's the agony game when someone is just [ __ ] running the table i hate i hate it hey man you get one i get one right oh oh fwied eggs yeah ah the for quiet eggs it goes great with smatch-up [Laughter] excuse me do you have any pustured to be honest i wasn't sure how you were gonna solve this well you're going to hawaii is that hawaii yeah where wow i guess there are a lot of islands of hawaii god i want to go [ __ ] white yeah it was amazing someday you're here at the prize puzzle figure it out escape the room as quick as you can what um that's you your leg is changed to the wall do you cut it oh my god i want to play a game all the top ones are dashes and it's just that penis emoji well i know the bottom word is not seeds even though i really want it to be buy vowels dude well okay fine yeah you got a lot of money [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sorry i was actually trying to help you screwed me okay pissed it's the top word fiery anger is the phrase oh good you got dawn fresh excellent good for you my favorite guy hey man i'm done fresh come on down to dom fresh it's not fresh because you know no tears you get all kinds of goobles and gobbles over here yeah i'll give you a discount on my googles if you get some cobbles do you find yourself sitting down with unfresh google [ __ ] no longer stand and come down the don freshers googles with gobbles muscle turds why am i clapping come on scarlett why is her name scarlet she's wearing a green blouse never has jazz piano felt more frightening damn it sam stop playing it i know it oh thank god i don't really no well why not spin then why'd you try to solve it because i wanted to see what the letters were you miss if you don't get this in the next 50 seconds this is hard to watch [Music] oh i mean aaron seriously my god what what like seriously i almost misspelled it yeah jesus christmas that was ridiculous oh my dad is watching that game gives you this game gives you way too much time to solve puzzles yeah no one should have a full minute to just sit there and be like remember we are on television yeah all right third toss in the kitchen me every day [Music] class tumblers yes yeah he's trying to get that couldn't hit it faster yeah she missed she started writing the wrong word and i was like um oops okay great oy fay when i drink my gym bean out of every night just to feel something what are you doing i'm playing wheel of fortune farting in the warned to the aaron stop do it in your head aaron don't yeah what's up it's your turn oh sorry i was um you have 65 seconds what i thought it was sport nut did that take this i don't know what the hell what is it what the [ __ ] could it be score score score swore you already know it so i can do this now oh is that right yeah you do you you really have a floating uh set of uh standards and rules here well that's what you know it right maybe you do ah wow this is something else whatever man i don't know it you know it yeah this will do it for you what oh [ __ ] off what really taking a short nut to the store i mean you gotta be quick about it well what's he gonna have time to buy things if i don't take a short nut i'll be busy all day [ __ ] i kept thinking you were like carrying something in a bag with you yeah i i was confused too it's that word looked really weird taking a taking a sport nut [Laughter] it's so funny because my mind went there too it's got to be sport nut it can't be anything else oh man dude we made a lot of money yeah we're good for you please follow me over here while i chop your head off in front of the audience oh it rolls on the ground with the greatest of ease what what the [ __ ] really this got way easier i was pretty sure you were gonna get that one yeah no [ __ ] dude oh we probably should have uh re-rolled on that oh [ __ ] what is it be your be yabber self it actually looks like be yourself without the letter holy crap give me new hair and pants yeah hair and pants coming um that's my dance bomb failure okay terrible person well hello there um i invite everyone watching this to look in the upper right corner because we're about to push that left button and invite all of our friends ie you to join us for another episode shut up i'm sorry it's like as i was talking like my brain was just saying like this is stupid this is stupid you're an idiot you're an [ __ ] no one likes you shut up all right we're fine okay hello i'm player two [Laughter] i've been on the show for seven and a half years that's aaron i'm player two what is that me from a different dimension oh that's weird you must have visited the customer you must have visited the same hairdresser you shut your [ __ ] mouth you're lucky there's this idiot between us around the house uh my underwear uh feces uh feces covered underwear uh fortnite worthy corn tree it's wooden furniture no it's not it's not no i think it is it doesn't fit how do you figure aaron wooden is spelled w-o-o-d-i-n i'm wood in this furniture [Laughter] um do you not know it aaron you have to stop doing this yes i know okay yeah well just [ __ ] stretch out on a laundry well i just [ __ ] it takes i blanked out i blanked a drawer full of coupons well done very well done i don't keep it in the kitchen though why would you do that you keep it in the room that you do crafts in some people don't have a room just for crafts you living room you do crafts where you sit down and chill you don't sit down and chill in the kitchen you cook stuff in the kitchen you want to come over to my house for crafts and chill i'm not don't don't pretend like some bougie bastard i have a craft room i do but that's not the point and it's bougie as hell i made it into a library with built-in shelves [Laughter] it's where i keep my gold bullion i do my crafts in the bathroom yes hoops are not crafts aren't that's where i make my crafts i make things i never liked them so i flushed them away what was the game grumps episode it must be many years ago already but one of us said something to the effect of 100 i love pooping because i enjoy being by myself and making things i can't remember if that was you or me that's so funny we've been through such good times [Laughter] oh okay uh oh i'm in the danger zone whoa dude oh a million dollars what the what oh geez augie whiz yes we have some ease all the e's please [Music] yeah right that's basically where i'm at right now oh [ __ ] what is it who could it be what could it be i don't know [Music] empanada [ __ ] dude yeah well you're not gonna get it there's no letters in that word that are in the other words so you're just gonna have to go for it what does that mean go for it i don't know just guess a letter that's not what you obviously know the second word is oh [ __ ] mine my whole body just [ __ ] my whole body [ __ ] i don't know what it is it's agony what is the word [Laughter] i don't know it and there's no vowels left [Applause] why is this game so easy when you know it [Laughter] but here's the moment of truth yeah i still don't know what it is why can't i buy a vowel oh there's no vowels left and and and and track what the name of god is that word this is [ __ ] agony i can't believe you don't know it because of the end now yeah no all i can think of is enormous entrance gee whiz man oh oh my god are you [ __ ] i mean it was bound to happen i just don't know what it is oh enjoy your [ __ ] 1 000 you dork man incredible oh just amazing the guy ahead of you must be a [ __ ] idiot oh my god you're good man you're good it's a weird word who the [ __ ] uses engraved in their normal language oh monkey just so everyone knows because i whispered that i didn't actually know it when i said i knew it i figured it i figured it out oh it did you like right after that okay that does make me feel a little bit better that was probably my saddest performance oh you know like sometimes the game will screw you over and sometimes your brain is just like nah i'm just not gonna figure this out for you sorry yeah there was a moment where where you were like you know it and i was like and i was like i don't know boy that's painful um okay yeah just in time dude you hit big what are you mike tyson damn it do you need a bottom come on where's the ice pick you certainly got the money geez all right [ __ ] rich douche look at this guy over here [ __ ] flexing his money chops over here over here is it cheesy trees with cheese um freon ah yes who doesn't love a delicious meal of freon i do not know what the heck it is but i do have half a car which i might lose just like i lost one million dollars hoard greens with freon [Laughter] i've never had charred greens with lemon i didn't happen either i just knew the food words yeah yeah i'm just familiar with lemons i just like eating so i have a variety of words that appear all right it's like a mad libs of of nom i'm depressed that it wasn't horde greens with free on them love putting freon on stuff dude what was it cheesy trees and cheese [Music] oh man good job for the ai getting another express thousand damn i wish the sound of that train was an actual train coming to just smash right into the player seriously dude jennifer just made three thousand dollars what the [ __ ] look at her dance dude yeah dang it's like what are you doing after this once you're done spinning that wheel oh my god she's about to make another three thousand holy [ __ ] what is she gonna like destroy us oh q is that the one you went for on the 3 500 you went for q is she hard ai yes wow i'd like to buy an aleph the first letter of the hebrew alphabet oh man you got the worst rolls it is funny it has been like 3 500 3500 1 million aaron your turn to spin ah six dollars didn't even know we had that on the wheel you could roll again to double cool thanks you can flip it for a possible twelve dollars unfortunately oh [ __ ] off it's because i pick all these random letters that nobody would pick you said pick all these random letters but i thought you said it's because i pick all these random letters like why would you do such a thing yeah throw them in a pantry i can't believe i'm getting 3 500 like i usually get losing turns it's [ __ ] car what is it riddle dun diddle [Laughter] r dang whoa that would have been helpful card listen why did i have to fall in love with my idea of riddle dun diddle [Laughter] bankrupt there's still time is it fiddled collins god damn this god damn this i don't care yeah losing too many times at wheel of fortune is brutal noodlant repellent needlepoint pillows yes yay i'm going for more money it's so rigged so rigged yeah the [ __ ] pee [Music] there goes the train the train of who gives a [ __ ] i'm making more money wow what yeah damn what that's what the express does it lets you pick until oh great clap that's so stupid thousand dollars damn ten thousand dollars oh sick look how fast the people are in rome they're incredible must be all that coffee [Laughter] what are you doing no wonder they competed in the coliseum oh uh what it's a good guess but it's not it's meeting my new boss what a new wife maybe oh yeah number two meeting by new york hey where would you like to meet up uh by new york are you anywhere near new york i was thinking a new york that was called like was a street name or something god damn it why is my brain like this why do i have to suffer in this meat prison jesus holy crap i can't get over that dragon eating cars warning signs so funny oh bankrupt yeah oh five oh if it was mine it would have been five grand holy shiz oh that would have been awesome people idiots gambling little dicks i wouldn't say it like that though laughing little kids yeah it's hard to say those kids are laughing it's like a really strange thing to say yeah can you point me in the direction of you laughing little kids it's like some ebenezer scrooge [ __ ] those laughing little kids oh man could you point me in the direction of your inventory of laughing little kids where is your children's parents my dad owns nintendo so glad you asked local gamestop oh you already has guess g yeah that's a great idea though are you the only one leveling up i think the i think only you get the level up oh oh i'm the only like registered person dang it maybe you're playing under my account that seems lame yeah oh well then i have to win the next one yeah i guess so well 61 thousand dollars down the shutter down the [ __ ] out of this all right everybody ready to suck my dick this is supposed people who are likes do [Music] because i don't know man pass cacti garden got it [ __ ] another thousand dollars i wouldn't call the cactus garden you don't call it a flowers garden all right around the house ridiculous holy crap this one's too small for my comfort yeah it looks like a [ __ ] grinning tooth at you i think ha ha oh no oh god no oh god now okay god i'm so traumatized from losing turns yeah that's true what could possibly be in a word like this i don't know man around the house i don't have anything that small a name around in my house i wouldn't allow it okay dawn fresh dawn fresh [ __ ] i missed out on the don fresh deal i guess i'll buy a vowel vowel would you like will we get in oh [ __ ] off damn oh god [ __ ] you know it yes i do okay like right away oh man god damn it power trains and i was like does everyone have trains in there everybody does you don't yeah i've never shown you my train collection i might my friend's dad um did have an awesome train set in his basement and we used to uh go down there and just look at it and be like he never uses this yeah my dad had a train set in the attic and they always told me not to go up there it was awesome it was like a little village but we don't have it anymore i wonder what happened i should ask him about the train set is it poxertools i'll take a hawaii you get all of hawaii shipped to your home ah i mean i'll go won't the millions of people who live there be surprised hawaii i would like to solve it can i put my fingers on the poles again pat [Music] oh half a car i'm gonna drive to half my friend's house so we can eat half a pizza and i can have half intercourse with them okay what in the world is happening why am i voting b all right what is half intercourse yeah what does that mean i don't know man it's just funny to me it's just like jacking off in the same room oh no jeez here we go i'm turning more into like a dad every day okay here we go yeah then you get up from your seat like yeah kick check kind of get kindred it's my favorite video game is it harvest poon river [Laughter] [Music] daddy was born with a pair of nuts today all right banana in a banana nan [ __ ] bankrupt book ass bankrupts why have you forsaken me lord stealing my thunder dude i guess you'll be paying for dinner tonight i'm not taking you to dinner pat well that's just rude what am i standing in an oceanfront something good standing that doesn't even fit my god you're right staying in an oceanfront boob [ __ ] it's not house i can only think that it's house i know sorry oh i'm losing this turn it's all you baby oh my god it's all you i don't know what it is there's another word for house dan boat oh home wow yeah i just couldn't think of it whoa what's going on with her pits i don't know they were strange right i didn't want to say anything but i thought the same thing is not a real person yeah all right yeah you're right what the [ __ ] is going on with that computer players disgusting [ __ ] boy everyone's going to italy yeah mutually assured destruction lithuanian accusation what the [ __ ] oh it's a leisure vacation oh i'm so stupid just [ __ ] shoot me in the goddamn temple so stupid what just put a shotgun under my chin i'm so stupid aaron please let's go ahead and scaring me just stab me in the heart and twist stupid oh it's the final spin just choke me after i jizz after well during okay that's more like but also after and before dude sick 550 dude thanks for thanks for spinning for me you [ __ ] wines apple is food and drink so i'm going to just i'll i'll i'd like to solve apple apple apple ah [Music] bacon beans buns aaron please i don't [ __ ] know what check it out oh yeah yeah no you might want to go back you might want to go back i hit the wrong button oh no take it okay box cheeseburger take it and try to get as many as you can because it's better if you win oh okay is it bacon keys burger bacon cheesecake taking home the bacon ah [ __ ] dude yeah it's a handsome waiter [Music] it doesn't amount to anything though because my friend is the one that controls the prizes [ __ ] dude we missed out on like two hundred thousand dollars of prizes wow [ __ ] dude that sucks ass sucks ass should have let me win on that cheeseburger one man don't know what was happening oh man really [ __ ] me on that one well great job wow great job of you man yeah that was super fun i i enjoyed hanging out with you and being bros pat sajak and vanna white tape a whole season in approximately 40 days damn i wonder how many different and then they just show the other 300 days out of the year yeah why not that's awesome yeah if i can get paid just probably gets paid like three million dollars a year sure they get paid bank all right have a wonderful day everyone we love you and uh we will see you again soon goodbye friends goodbye lovelies bam

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 236,763

Rating: 4.8610506 out of 5

Keywords: Game Grumps, Ramen Train

Id: ur60Em6DWqI

Length: 207min 18sec (12438 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 08 2021